#poshy

[thebotsofinscryption]

PO3 QUICK

BEHIND YOU!!!

[burnt-tortellini]

south english writing tips for non-uk CoD writers

im so tired of seeing gaz say “bruv” every 10 seconds OR hear about ghosts “mom”

i have no clue how much of this applies in other places/is obvious but!

ok so common slang

bloke/lad - a man

bev/bossman/brother/mush - a man but in a friendlier way (like gaz might call soap or price mush)

missus - someones wife (usually “the missus” is the wife of whoever is talking/being talked about, i dont usually hear people say “*insert names* missus” there also isnt a male equivalent sadly)

scran - good food or to eat (eg. “scranned that nandos” or “going to the chinese later to pick up some scran”)

kip - nap but you usually “take” a kip rather than “have” a kip if that makes sense?

cardy - cardigan/zip up hoodie (usually gen x or older women i hear saying this)(and me until i was 10 and got bullied of out it💔💔)

tory - technically supporters of the conservative party but the definition has been broadened to people who are posh/rich (derogatory)

bender - gay (derogatory, if you couldnt tell)

wank - jerk off

wanker/bellend/twat/knobhead/fuckface - common insults (also cunt is a lot more common over here, its still a bad word but it doesnt hold the same weight as in the states, ESPECIALLY among teenage boys)(although they just say slurs anyway so)

babe/hun - typically used by girls either as a term of endearment or to be patronising (you could call a random person in a shop hun or use it in an argument it really depends)

any word ending in “ic” can be turned into “____iccy” for instance “i look better in this piccy” or “digestives are proper good choccy biccys”

dead ____ - typically used by northerners as a substitute for “really” (eg. dead nice cake is a really nice cake), southerners usually use “proper” instead

chav - female equivalent of a roadman, hard to explain in terms that make sense. if i say “so…? spray, orange foundation, m to the b” does that make sense to you ???

roadman - male equivalent of a chav, balaclavas, nike tech jackets, bikes/scooters, vapes, central cee, usually congregate outside of maccies in packs

side note: idk how well known this is outside of the uk but along side the middle finger we have a reverse peace sign, usually combined with a wanking motion but can just be used like a middle finger. also a closed fist doing a wank motion holds the same effect

i will probably edit and add more as i think of them but feel free to reblog with anything i missed!!

[miyawaki]

pink yoshi

[stevethehairington]

is there any look that david tennant CANT pull off? no, the answer is an astounding, resolute NO

[bueris]

can't take my shitposts in the way I should because I can't reread them without hearing my own voice and cringing at how posh I sound

[ezra-trait]

watching this random australian youtuber and honestly i've never heard an australian accent before and i'm having a hard time understanding him kajakdsjfkals

[palatial-monstrosity]

absolutely fucking not lmao

[kylorens]

that new british agent guy from poi is getting on my nerves sm the way he talks he should be jailed !!!

[webkinztournament]

[kairisdestiny]

These 2 were Christmas gifts from my sister!!! I've named the poodle Marilyn and the signature beagle is Serena! After my childhood sig beagle who is no longer in my possession 😔

[vivamwanahip]

Poshy Queen confirm breaking up with Harmonize

Poshy Queen, Tanzanian singer Harmonize’s girlfriend, has confirmed that the couple has broken up after eight months of dating. In a statement, Poshy mentioned that although the story is lengthy, they parted ways amicably. The breakup came just two months after she was appointed CEO of Harmonize’s betting company, Bukua Milioni, a role he publicly celebrated. The split was further highlighted…

[bhoomikakalam]

साल 2024 की पहली अमावस्या? | पौषी अमावस्या में इस उपाय से होगी धन वर्षा | Astrologer Bhoomika Kalam

[bluepoodle7]

#Poshi #PoshiSteamedAndMarinatedLimeAndGarlicFrenchBeans#BaggedFlavoredFrenchBeansReview

I tried the Poshi Steamed And Marinated Lime And Garlic French Beans and it was pretty good.

These were firm and soft while also well seasoned.

These were easy to eat.

These had a light olive oil taste to these french beans but still had the flavor of the lime but I didn't taste the garlic.

These tasted fresh for bagged vegetables and had a light oily seasoned texture.

These were firm and soft.

These were lightly salty tasting to me.

I would eat these again.

Got at Online.

[kohakuhibiki]

Won't repeat dont declaw cats, even for medical reasons (i mean mine probably had some sort of cat leprosy won't explain and it was like not even full paws and it was his fucking fault anyway fuck around and find out, he survived and is like what...i mean he was born in july 2007, he is alive, he has a mcmanor) i mean bitch wasn't even the same. Pleasant kids in ethiopia are most probably always more pleasant than the critter. So y'see.

[righteousdelusions]

i love you boys that use ore with friends and boku with people older than them