#poseidon is a shit too

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[demigods-posts]

luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.

[lilislegacy]

Um this is sooo random and is probably gonna get like 3 notes, but can we headcanon the Roman and Greek students at New Rome University starting a little baseball league? Or softball. Either one. I may or may not have been inspired by grey’s anatomy, but that’s besides the point. I think I just love it because it’s friendly competition between the Greeks and Romans that they can do to blow off steam, and get out all their built-up energy. Also it has absolutely nothing to do with being a demigod. It’s a totally normal human thing. It’s not dangerous or violent, it’s not life or death, it’s not combat training, its not gonna bring back trauma or stress them out. It’s just fun.

Percy mentioned once that he has a good arm and that if he played, he would pitch. So Percy could be the Greeks’ pitcher. And that’s all I‘ve got because i don’t actually know baseball that well. But i just think it would be so dam funny.

Just a bunch of young adult adhd demigods, in jeans and jerseys, smack talking each other in ancient languages. Over freaking baseball. And like everyone at the college, and in the legion, and local families could come and watch. It would just be such a fun community thing. Maybe even the gods show up sometimes

It brings me joy. Okay?

[hamletshoeratio]

"Ares is a moran. Perhaps you noticed?" 1, not that there was any doubt but yep he is definitely Percy's dad lmao and 2, Ares and Hermes are so in Poseidon's bad books for messing with his kid...

[nyssasatelier]

Odysseus: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN? [stabs Poseidon in the chest]

Poseidon: [screams in agony]

Odysseus: I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR, CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN! [stabs Poseidon in the chest]

Poseidon: [screams in agony]

Odysseus: I HEARD THEIR FINAL MOMENTS, CALLING THEIR CAPTAIN IN VAIN! LOOK WHAT YOU TURNED ME INTO! [stabs Poseidon somewhere else]

Poseidon: [screams an octave higher]

Omg what he'd never do that to another guy-

He's a guys guy, a real bro, a - to be honest he probably would I just didn't feel like drawing a god's crotch lmao

[punkeropercyjackson]

Dreaming of a world where Anna Diop,Daniel Kaluuya,Riele Downs and Caleb Mclaughlin played Sally Jackson,Poseidon,Hazel Levesque and Nico di Angelo

[sarafangirlart]

Pirithous watching ppl ship Theseus with Astyanax:

[sunkillerlovechild]

you know what hits hard? the fucking silence

when he sings "cause i had one goal in mind" in dangerous and its just silence instead of the crew singing like in full speed ahead

because my brain hears the melody and automatically continues singing "to get back to our home land" but no they are all dead so silence

[calumikey]

a fucking earthquake just happened and woke me up from my dream with sabrina carpenter (rude) it was so scary BUUUUT now I know I would fucking die because I had NO fight of flight instinct and just stayed in bed trying to go back to sleep while it happened 😭✋

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Honestly, my favorite part of the elder six is how you probably won’t realize they’re all family until they’re all standing together, in front of you

Like they have characteristics/features of each other but not enough to identify unless with all all the dots connected. Like you can see Hera & Hades have the same eyes (brownish red) but its not until its contrasted with Hestia’s fully brown ones that you would really notice it. You can see Demeter & Zeus have the same style of anger and way it shapes their face but its not obvious until you contrast it to the others.

They just have little features with each other that just don’t line up until they’re altogether. But at first glance, smaller groups of them (especially duos) look little to nothing like each other and I like this hc a lot

This is literally how I see them like! everyone was like they don't look related, then saw their sibling portrait in the main hall and was like never mind. Or when they have to all be next to each other, everyone's just like wtf?!?!?

You can't see it unless they are standing right next to each other.

They also deny looking anything like one another. They just don't wanna believe it.

[kiwicam]

I would pay so much money to know what is going on with misfits members and ryan p

[percabeth4life]

Bianca survives because the adoption causes a chain reaction that lets them find her before it too late (Zeus trys to adopt them at the council meeting, Hades trying to adopt them better than him, Poseidon is considering asking Athena to put her spear through his Head so he would have to notice less of this)

Best part is that Poseidon is trying to adopt None of them, but is keeping his kid by virtue of pitying his brothers so bribes his kid into giving them some attention every now and then. It means Percy gets more attention from Poseidon, presents, and knows that his dad loves both him and his brothers!

Zeus and Hades have yet to notice. Poseidon does not realize he's doing this. The amusement of it all stopped right around the time Hades tried to tackle Zeus to fist fight him and knocked over Poseidon's throne (with Poseidon On It).

[hua-fei-hua]

when i was a kid i really resented the fact that my mom kept forcing us to check out nonfiction books alongside our fantasy novels in order to "broaden our minds" and basically ensure we were learning Real Factsies(tm), but now that i'm older, if i don't go off and learn some Real Factsies(tm) every so often, then i'll end up finding my fictions dull and uninspired

[foxgloveinspace]

Oh hey, if your looking for some feel good, mostly winter time falling in love fluff and angst, why not give my lukercy fic a try!

Ft. College Student Percy, Barista Luke, OC’s that like to give their boss (Luke) a hard time!

Also, plant dad Punk Percy, Light Academia Luke, running away, video calls form Sally and Estelle, Percy coming to the conclusion that gods have tried to flirt with him and he didn’t know it, Percy Being Tired (from ptsd and College) and kisses.

If this sounds like something you or a loved one might enjoy, I definitely recommend, my fic,

I Don’t Think I’ve Changed

Note: not very nice to Annabeth in this one for like a few moments. Sorry.

[lovevalley45]

currently trying to outline this paper for my drama class on epic and my professor has made a grave mistake… he’s like ‘oh u need to have at least six pages’ n i’m sitting here like. u fool. trying to condense everything i’ll say into six pages will kill me

[rainturned]

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