#porky beast

[hellorhighrollers]

my happy boys playlists so far!!

need song recommendations <3

happy boys:

gluebrick:

atm i only have one song each for henley (joyride) and eric (headlock) and nothing for ghoul </3 so help would be really appreciated!!!

bonus evershadow under the cut for any elsewhere fans!

suggestions for this also welcome!

[ashidentshappen]

There’s a rule on this podcast. At any given time there must be one practically useless character

[nickpeppermint]

[hana-bobo-finch]

i feel the need to mention that my cat has a perfect pacman eating a dot shape on his back and it’s the cutest thing ever

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Duck Dodgers: How can you read this? There's no pictures! Cadet: W-w-w-w-well, some people use their imagina-uh imagina-uh their minds.

[thoughtsforsoob]

places in Tokyo that they take you to :)

a/n: idk if y’all can tell but i visited Tokyo, Japan not so long ago and absolutely fell in love with it. it was such a beautiful experience and I hope that if you ever do go, you have fun too. please don’t skip out on it and make time to visit it if you can! this may be a little specific but i know this is self-indulgent. please let me know what you think of it !!!

yeonjun

team planets! i see him liking how artsy and pretty it is. he loves seeing you enjoy the different exhibits and takes so many pictures of you there. he whines when he has to take off his shoes for the water experience part (which is so beautiful btw). he whines because he knows you’re gonna tell him to “put his damn dogs away”. i think his favorite part of the flower room because he loves how you look among all the flowers. Says some corny ass shit like “yeah, they’re pretty but not prettier than you.”

soobin

Tokyo Disneyland! He is a total nerd so he would love this place. He makes you get up super duper early and rewards you with coffee (tullys tho omggg). You guys arrived early enough and are there for rope drop. He even dresses up all nice for the day. He buys the both of you matching character hats. He totally insists on porky and slinky hats (he begs to be porky so you let him). He loves getting on all the ride but his favorite was beauty and the beast. he loves the attention to detail. he even gives you a little kiss while the ending scene is happing and def makes you blush. Don’t even get him started on the parades. He watches every single one of them. Especially the last light show. He holds you close to his side and wraps his jacket around you. The whole moment just feels so sweet and romantic and he lives for it.

beomgyu

harajuku enjoyer for sure. he loves all of the clothing shops, shoe stores and everything else. He for sure goes into all of the stores and tries on a million things and has you give your opinion. Don’t worry, after all of that shopping, he’ll make sure to get you a treat! He’ll fill you both up on Okinawa ice cream, cheesy 10 yen coins and plenty of coffee!! I feel like he’d also take you to music stores. You both comb through the many floors of Tower Records and find your favorite albums. Also..what’s harajuku without a photo booth session :)) he makes you take one of those silly ones that make you look like a doll. Silly gyu

taehyun

sensō-ji! I feel like he really appreciative of older places and places that make for pretty pictures. he def makes you both put on kimonos for the whole experience (don’t be like me and def watch your step when walking in these narrow shops…aka: don’t skip down the stairs 😜) he loves the whole touristy vibe and he hopes you do to. He obviously also stops at all the food stalls and buys you and him treats to try. HE also takes a pretty picture with you in front of the temple…one where he even kisses your cheek. He is in that good of a mood omg. You two also do fortunes at the temple and you both get bad luck :(((( sorry I don’t make the rules

huening kai

snoopy museum for sure. Yeah ik this place is technically in yokohama but like…idc :) anyways, huening gives snoopy lover vibes so he would def love to bring you here. he loves looking at all of memorabilia with you and if you’re a snoopy enthusiast also, he asks you questions and makes comments. he def begs you to take a pic with him by the giant snoopy in the middle of the room. he keeps it in his wallet forever. he also loves the stuffed snoopies so you get matching ones!

[angelcakesmokinsnake]

I had this concept for a while, so i'm just going to yap abt it under the cut but... these three as wacky magical girls-

So, basically it's a Looney Tunes Magical Girl show starring Lola Bunny, Melissa Duck, and Petunia Pig. It would be a fun mix of classic slapstick, meta-humor, and magical girl tropes, where they're not their animal selves but anime girls with animal motifs. It's like a parody animated in japan, like PPGZ.

Looney tunes: Magical Mayhem

Lola, Melissa, and Petunia are just regular high school students in a futuristic city like in "rocket squad", one day they get called to be heroes by mistical mentor tweety bird, now they must protect their town all while dealing with their ridiculous daily lives. The problem? They are absolutely terrible at being magical girls.

Their Dynamics:

Lola Bunny (The Overenthusiastic Leader) -

bubbly, hyper, over-the-top, energetic, and way too into the magical girl aesthetic. She thinks she’s the perfect protagonist, but in reality, she’s an absolute disaster—reckless, overly dramatic, and easily distracted. Somehow, she also got classic bugs wits and "toon force" to defeat the villain.

Melissa Duck (The Snarky Rival) -

The "cool" one—or at least she tries to be. She insists she’s the "lone wolf anti-hero," but she’s just as chaotic as the others. She complains a lot, is a bit grumpy and acts above it all, but deep down, she cares about the team.

Petunia Pig (The Reluctant One) -

The shy, sweet one who just wants a quiet life but keeps getting dragged into magical nonsense. She loves sweets and tries to follow the "responsible hero" role but constantly gets overwhelmed by the other two’s nonsense.

Supporting Cast & Villains

Tweety Bird (The Sassy Mentor)

A tiny, floating, magical guide but super passive-aggressive and constantly roasts them for their mistakes.

Love Interests:

Bugs Bunny (Mysterious & Unbothered) - "Cool Guy in the Shadows"

Similar to tuxedo mask. Shows up occasionally, but refuses to join in on their nonsense. Might secretly know more about the magical world than he lets on. Often trolls them by pretending to be a villain.

Daffy Duck (Wannabe Villain?)

At first, he tries to be a magical boy rival, but fails spectacularly and ends up their biggest headache instead. Might actually a real villain by accident.

Porky Pig ( Dependable Gentleman)

Porky is a senpai petunia has a crush on, he is a sweetie but is completely oblivious to petunia's affections. So, that'd be a cute comedic romantic subplot.

Villains:

Elmer Fudd (The Clueless Big Bad)

a Mojo Jojo-style villain means he can have long-winded monologues, overcomplicated evil plans, and constant frustration when the magical girls (intentionally or not) ruin everything. He could even have a group of incompetent alien minions who constantly mess things up for him.

He just wants to catch a "mythical magical creature" but Keeps getting defeated in the most embarrassing ways possible.

And some aliens appear to be villains too, like in "space jam" and "duck dogers".

Having both the Martians and Elmer’s alien allies as villains will allow for a mix of recurring antagonists and one-off alien threats, keeping the story fresh and chaotic.

Marvin the Martian – The Straight-Laced Commander

Marvin is a soft-spoken but highly dangerous alien who always tries to destroy Earth with advanced weapons. Marvin could be the primary Martian leader, taking himself very seriously despite constantly being outmatched by the chaotic magical girls. He’d be the "straight man" to their slapstick antics, reacting with deadpan frustration while his minions fail him.

K-9 – Marvin’s Loyal Alien Dog

A big green dog-like creature who is extremely loyal to Marvin, though not particularly bright. He could be a giant, overpowered alien beast that Marvin treats like a cute little lapdog.

K-9 could secretly love the girls, constantly trying to befriend them even when Marvin commands him to attack.

The Martian Queen Tyr’ahnee – The Elegant & Dangerous Ruler

She’s the ruler of the Martians, regal and poised but with a sharp temper. She could be a major antagonist or a rival to Elmer, trying to conquer the Earth before he does.

Instead of being an outright villain, she might have her own mysterious agenda, sometimes helping the girls when it benefits her but remaining an unpredictable force. She might mock the girls for their childish antics while secretly enjoying their chaos and shenanigans.

The Martian Army (Generic Soldiers / Minions)

Small green Martians in Roman-style armor, extremely loyal to Marvin and the Martian Queen.

Martian X-2 – Marvin’s Rival

He’s a Martian general who competes with Marvin for recognition. He could be another villain faction, making things even worse for Marvin and Elmer by interfering with their plans.

Marvin & his Martians are a serious sci-fi empire, while Elmer is more of a goofy villain who constantly gets in their way.

Anyway, i might actually seriously draw this AU later. But i'd be over the moon if someone actually enjoys this idea and makes their interpretation/fanart for it, so.. feel free to and tag me so i can see it! ^^ and if you want to yap together send me an ask abt it!

[skin-of-my-teeth]

The Taste of Fear

Tags: horror, hard vore, fatal, explicit vore, digestion, weight gain, monster vore, Predator Namjoon/monster wolf , Prey Jungkook/piggy hybrid, fat blobby prey, this is the most explicit i've ever wrote- indulgent vore smut<3

Deep in a top secret science facility, a huge monster werewolf lurks in an observation enclosure.

Namjoon was being studied, tortured, and documented, all from the result of a twisted experiment involving hybridized predator gene splicing.

The results were... unnerving. The scientists couldn't figure out what was wrong with their predator. Namjoon didn't eat anything for weeks, downright refusing every type of food and raw meat thrown to him.

Eventually, out of frustration, the scientists stomped down to the feeding cages and selected the slowest, plumpest pig hybrid they could find.

Jungkook dumbly waddled along on a leash, thinking he was getting his dinner early! Or maybe he was finally selected for breeding! He had certainly grown big enough and heavy enough over the last month to be one of the breeding hogs. Jungkook was such a good piggy. This must be his reward for eating so well! He was so excited...

Until big cage doors opened and Jungkook was shoved into a large forested enclosure.

The piggy oinked in confusion, waddling around and cupping his heavy belly, not realizing that he was the next test to see if the werewolf will accept a fresh, fattened prey as a meal.

Jungkook's porky gut hung down, rolls wobbling as he slowly waddled and explored. To the scientists, he was no more than a stuffed ham to tempt the monster lurking in the shadows. Namjoon silently watched and sniffed the air, trying to identify that delicious buttered scent.

Jungkook oinked in mild confusion, chubby hands resting on his doubled gut. His chin rolls were fat, arms squishy, sides creased with folds and hips and thighs dumpy.

He had been fattened to perfection in the cages.

The piggy smelled so supple and delectable that the large wolf licked over his chops while hidden in the darkness of the foliage. He hunted the plump little thing as it dumbly ambled closer.

So fat and slow.

This was the perfect meal. A downright feast.

Jungkook toddled along obliviously, until a deep, unearthly rumble behind him radiated into his bones.

He turned and dumbly stared up into the face of a giant, monsterous wolf.

The realization set in too late.

Predator.

Jungkook squealed in fear and scrambled to get away.

The huge wolf's appetite ignited at the scent of such a plump prey, and his large gut groaned with a lusty growl. Namjoon finally realized just how starved he was. He was feral at the scent of one piggy.

Jungkook's prey scent flared as he clumsily fleed, so delicious and inviting. He was practically begging Namjoon to chase him.

But the pig was so slow. He was too fat to run away, even though Namjoon took such pleasure in watching the prey try. Oinking and squealing like a dumb hog, slowly waddling away from the colossal beast.

Namjoon couldn't let this prey get away, he was so hungry. He drooled, taking his time to slink after the fattened ham trying and failing to run.

Jungkook tripped over his own weight in his panic. He squealed as he tumbled to the ground in a heavy heap.

He laid there, frozen, until a large snout rolled Jungkook over like a sausage in a frying pan. He flopped onto his back, belly pushing up into the air as he was assessed by the massive beast. The piggy was met with dark, hungry eyes and sharp teeth dripping with saliva.

The large predator sniffed, voraciously nosing deep against Jungkook’s gelatinous belly and pulling back an inch to watch the porky weight wobble. Jungkook whimpered up into the face of the wolf as he was assessed. Two thumping paws planted on either side of him, one pinning down his arm and keeping Jungkook from squirming away.

A long, heavy tongue lolled out of the wolf's jaws and slathered across Jungkook’s belly, dragging from the bottom of his hang, up the crest and doubled stack, over his soft chest, and up each fattened chin roll. The piggy squealed in fear as a deep, rumbled purr of pleasure growled out of the massive predator towering over him. Its breath was hot as he watched the tongue pull back to lather over its chops. Drool dripped onto Jungkook from the sharp, frightening teeth as the huge wolf panted, clearly sizing him up.

"P-please don't eat me-" Jungkook tried to speak, but his voice was no more than a little squeak. He oinked in panic, "I'm a good piggy-"

Namjoon's predator instincts only grew as the prey begged and struggled under his teeth, a massive blubbery pile of rolls. The hunger in the wolf's aching, empty gut intensified into a painful throb. Namjoon needed to devour this sweet ham before another predator did. He opened his jaws and fit them around the pile of lard, biting down just hard enough to claim the meal as his own. His instincts were licking at him to tease and taunt his prey with the threat of being devoured, all just to inhale more of the prey's sweet, terrifed scent.

Namjoon's starving wolf wanted to ferally rip into the fat meat under his canines, but the greedy beast plaguing Namjoon’s mind purred about how delectable it would be to swallow this prey down whole.

It was mouth-watering to feel the pig squeal under his tongue.

The prey's oinks would sound even more enjoyable muffled from inside of his belly. How much more appetizing would he be... devoured whole for his stomach to digest while the prey squirmed and squealed inside for hours, rather than swallowed piece by piece. Namjoon drooled around his prey, slowly tightening his jaws in answer to his starved gut demanding that he devour this prey now.

A fat squeal tumbled out of Jungkook as heavy jaws began closing around the thick weight of him. Strong, sharp teeth slowly sunk in and dimpled the plush blubber. Jungkook tried to squirm away but the bite tightened, almost like the wolf was keeping him in place to make sure his dumb meal didn't accidentally slice himself open on the teeth before Namjoon was ready.

Jungkook huffed with exertion. He fell limp as the rough tongue laved over him again, tasting between his rolls and slathering drool all over him. Jungkook whined in his lazy exhaustion from struggling against his own weight, until he was glossed with saliva and his skin was dripping with it. Jungkook didn't understand why- until the thought surfaced that he would probably be easier to gulp down the wolf's gullet if he was slicked up and buttered. Jungkook let out another lazy, scared oink, his heavy body so tired. The piggy now protested with the only lie left that he could think of to not be this predator's next meal.

"P-please- big wolfie- I'm too fat for you to eat! Piggy is too big and heavy for your belly- I won't fit!" He tried to inhale and push out his flabby gut, to look too fat to devour. "Piggy won't even taste good- promise!"

The beast didn't seem to care, or even listen. It only drooled around him and licked, consumed and obsessed with his flavor. Jungkook was terrified that the monster would just bite into his gut and sink those sharp teeth in to rip off a hunk of fatty pork.

"Please-" he sobbed in last resort, "M'a good piggy- please dont eat me-" He begged and babbled, not knowing just how luscious he felt squishing under the wolf's teeth. Each moment he was toyed with, Jungkook poured sweet prey pheromones across the wolf's taste buds. Hogs were meant for eating, and Jungkook's instincts were fighting each other. The prey part of himself squealed at him to fight and run, while the dumb, lazy hog part of himself oinked at him to relax. To be a willing meal and fulfill his purpose as a fat ham, only bred and fed to eventually feed a predator.

Jungkook whimpered in defeat, feeling the infatuated licks turn more greedy and hungry.

The huge wolf shifted its weight and his strong tongue shoved underneath Jungkook's fat legs. The hog peeked down over the rotund swell of his belly to see the wolf's large, wet maw, stretched wide open around him... Jungkook's tubby legs were suckled in and swallowed around.

He lurched an inch closer, and screamed.

Jungkook used the last surge of his depleted energy to try to fight, but his immense, blubbery weight made it impossible. He was too heavy for himself.

Leaden paws settled over the prey and pushed him further into place. The pig pooled heavily across the wolf's meaty tongue and sunk in deeper with every greedy gulp. Jungkook squealed in fear, too weak to struggle and run away. All he could do was watch in horror as the huge, fleshy throat constricted and swallowed around his mass with painful slowness.

His legs and hips were bound in the tight muscles and dissappeared from his view, half sunk down the formidable maw. He was devoured up to his ass, his love handles, the rotund curve of his gut now the only thing keeping him alive.

The wolf swallowed around him obscenely, stuffing the hog down his throat inch by fatty inch. The prey squealed and begged uselessly, but the predator only gulped with purred delight. The immense blubbery weight of Jungkook's belly seemed to test the limits of the wolf's hot, wet throat. The dense weight and girth of his middle made the beast growl in clear irritation that Jungkook was not an easy meal to gobble down.

A spark of hope ignited that he was too fat to fit, but quickly guttered out as his salivaed rolls gave way to the insistent digestive muscles trying to down such a fattened feast.

The prey squealed in terror as the beast lifted its head up to let gravity help. Jungkook slid downward. His legs dangled down the hot, wet throat squeezing him like a snake as he was stuffed into the tight space, past his belly and up to his chest. The wolf's tongue greedily lapped at him, pushing him deeper into the fleshy muscles as they contracted to inevitably slurp him down.

With one last heavy, powerful gulp, Jungkook's slippery lard dislodged and he screamed, sliding down the predator's huge gullet. He glimpsed the backside of massive jaws snapping shut after him in delight, effectively cutting off all light and fresh air.

He was forcefully shoved downwards and stuffed into a heavy, fatty dark space that gurgled happily upon his arrival. Disoriented, Jungkook tried to get a purchase on anything but the walls were soft and thick, molding to him and manhandling him into hanging uselessly like he was wrapped in a tight hammock.

The prey bounced in place as the wolf padded back to his den. Belly hanging down heavily, meal proudly devoured and ready to be digested.

Jungkook whined as a wet, loud gurgle engulfed him, and he yelped as the beast flopped down on him, squashing the prey flat. The huge wolf shifted and settled. The mass of blubber sitting in his gut made it hard to lay down comfortably.

Jungkook was jostled around this way and that, rolled around until he was pinned in place, face down, and crushed completely immobile by the weight of the massive wolf laying on top of him.

A hefty thudding of the monster's heartbeat and pulsing organs radiated into Jungkook's back. The fleshy, thick padding wrapping him up stretched and contracted with the beast's inhales. Tight, squelchy squeezes were accompanied by a weighty, deafening gurgle of satisfaction.

Jungkook whimpered. The wolf's belly seemed to slowly be getting used the fat size of its meal. Gently distending with more space for the prey to relax as it accepted the fat hog as its feast.

Jungkook used the extra inches of freedom and tried to muster his exhausted strength to squirm and move. The fear of being trapped in a predator's hungry belly forced him to at least try to escape. At once, a low, powerful growl rumbled around Jungkook and he froze. Namjoon shifted his weight to make sure his prey was completely pinned down.

The dark growl made the wolf's directions clear. Jungkook was not allowed to move. He would not, by any means, be able to get out. He was to be a good meal and stay nice and still while the wolf's belly digested him.

Jungkook let out a dumb, oinking sob, too fat and finished to do anything but obey. He laid there, pinned, like a stuffed ham waiting to be devoured.

Namjoon lounged on his heavy belly and panted in bliss, tongue occasionally lolling out to lick over his chops for remnants of the delicious piggy's rich, fatty flavor. The immense weight in his gut was delicious. Namjoon had never had a meal like this before.

One that he'd eaten alive. One that squirmed in his belly and promised hours of entertainment to satisfy his monsterous appetite.

A deep thudding through the stretched swell of his gut told Namjoon that his belly was warming up, assessing the size of the meal and seeing just how rich the meat was. After a loud gurgle of pleasure, a hefty bubble of gas belched upwards, full of the prey's flavor. He licked over his lips again on instinct. The pig was such a sweet, fattened thing.

Namjoon dropped his head onto his paws and purred as he felt his belly begin a slow, lazy churn. The dumb piggy oinked uselessly, but stayed still even as the strong walls of the predator's gut squeezed and kneaded. The wolf panted at the delicacy of digesting something so plump and supple. Perfectly ripe and tender.

Namjoon's eyes drooped closed in sated bliss as his stomach gurgled excitedly around the corpulent feast, pig oinking in lazy defeat as the wolf's belly began digesting its heavily fattened prey.

The scientists wrote furiously to document the scene, noting that the beast finally devoured something after weeks, that it preferred prey, and that it seemed to thoroughly enjoy its meal. Not only consuming for nourishment, but exhibiting pleasure in hunting and behaviors of self-satisfaction. It was huge progress in their study.

The predator's actions were documented for research, how Namjoon eventually flopped on his side in bliss, the massive wolf drooling and panting as the huge swell of obese prey was slowly ingested and melted into meaty lard that made the hulking predator even more enormous.

After hours and hours, the sated wolf eventually got up, lazy and well-fed, gut hanging down so heavy and fat that it almost dragged across the ground.

They would need to send in a scientist to take measurements, but hopefully not become the beast's next meal. Now that it had a taste for prey.

They prepped a series of test launches, more prey hybrids at various sizes. The next hybrid would be a skinny, runty one that could escape if it tried hard enough. And they would observe how the massive wolf entertained a thin, fiesty meal after having one so slow and blubbery.

Maybe the monster would only devour the fattest prey. More tests needed to be conducted.

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m3 post-canon worldbuilding thoughts

🌏🐉🌞👷👇

🐲 the dark dragon is a real flesh and blood island-sized beast, but also a symbolic embodiment of the earth's love. she cherishes all living things, including humanity. she wept in her sleep when humans destroyed the world. once awakened, she circles the globe, slowly bleeding love and life and magic back into the soil.

🌱 the dark dragon's powers were overstated. though the message of sheer hope saving the earth works beautifully in the context of a video game ending - if we're breakin into post-canon fanworks, "magic will instantly solve the climate crisis & systemic political rot & grant us a clean slate" doesn't cut it for me. though the dragon grants them a second chance, humanity's still gotta spend the next several generations helping her restore the world. planting seeds, rebuilding from the wreckage of old cities, inventing sustainable tech and systems of self-governance, the whole nine yards.

🌊 when she came outta the ground, the dragon broke nowhere into pieces. it's now a sprawling archipelago of at least 100 islands. a lot of familiar locations remain mostly intact, but some places close to the needles (like osohe castle and the chimera lab) have been submerged and destroyed. much of the first few years postgame are spent mapping out the new landscape, and discovering new ways to navigate it. (kinda like how coming out of a traumatic living situation & grappling with ptsd involves re-contextualizing old memories & spaces, learning to navigate the world all over again, etc 🥲)

🏠 tazmily's got a big cliffside carved down the middle of town square, and a few broken chunks severed off, with steep ocean drops between 'em. the community comes together to restore their town with a web of stairways and bridges. though it looks like a shabby disaster zone at first, it takes on a charming and well-loved vibe over the years. maybe one day i'll find the time to sketch some scenes.

🚣‍♀️ the best way to get around the new nowhere is by boat. kayaks, canoes, and sailboats become quite popular. incidentally, most tazmilians had experience with ship-building & seafaring (that's naturally how they made it to nowhere on a big white ship). they'd locked this knowledge away with their memories, fearing what'd happen if they took to the sea again and discovered their dark history. as they gradually regain their traumatic memories, they also regain their capacity to engage with the present world.

🫠 without porky's influence, the folks he brought to nowhere are also slowly regaining memories & coming to their senses. these people find themselves stranded in a distant future, utterly misled, with no hope of returning home. most of 'em settle initially into tazmily, helping the villagers rebuild the only settlement left on planet fucking earth, whether out of the goodness of their hearts or sheer need to survive. it's an awkward adjustment. most everyone understands the state of mutual dependence they're all stuck in, and some folks (perhaps inspired by lucas) offer tremendous kindness to strangers. but others are reluctant to trust ex-pigmasks, and vice versa. others still lash out or self-isolate in vain frustration at the hopelessness of their situation, separated irrevocably from their homes and families. it takes several years for the last humans alive to really come to terms, and truly come together.

🐽 there's a splinter branch of ex-pigmasks who fuck off to the ruined highway islets where thunder tower used to be, declaring their ongoing loyalty to porky. they build a new settlement called "the pigpen." their poorly-organized isolationist stint lasts less than a decade, caving to a lack of supplies & the utmost generosity from tazmilians offering aid. the pigpen ultimately becomes a wholly benign settlement. some folks even move there for a change of pace. the vibe of the place starts leanin' toward punk culture, with post-apocalyptic garage rock bands and outcasts helpin' each other get by. (i think kuma & her wife live here. it's probably dcmc's home base too.)

🌫️ porky himself resides in the crumbled wreckage of new pork city, slowly sinking into the ocean over the course of 20 years. sometimes tazmilians come to salvage technology & supplies, but they learn to steer clear of the king's capsule. he's got nothing worthwhile left to offer humanity, and vice versa… (i've written 2 fics set here. i'm very normal and not at all sick in the head about the symbolic weight of this concept.)

🌲 lucas & isaac start a "ranger service" organization that preserves natural wildlife and manages chimeras. much of their work involves relocating troublesome chimeras to more suitable environments, dismantling their excessive weaponry, providing veterinary care & mechanical repairs. after some initial debate, it's accepted as a law of the land that all things have a right to live - even the most inconvenient of porky's lab experiments.

☀️ dr andonuts leads the charge in developing new sustainable technology, starting with a foundation of green energy tech that exists today. tazmily's powered by wind & solar farms (built mostly by ex-pigmasks, as an earnest show of repentance and solidarity). i think there's some carbon capture tech going on, tryin to reverse the lingering effects of climate change. i have a crystal clear image in my head of these funny clunky solar powered trucks they use for moving equipment, and i swear one of these days i'm gonna draw claus with one, trucker hat n' all, lookin' peak redneck in the driver's seat.

🚢 a few years postgame, a "world ship" is constructed - a vessel that can carry brave travelers to the old world's abandoned continents. they find no survivors out there. just lifeless ruins, and swaths of parched wilderness. lucas & pals take annual trips to salvage for precious scraps of history, survey the state of natural environemnts across the world, and help restore said environments through ecological work. i've written little snippets of this in a few fics… would love to write somethin wholly set within one of these expeditions one day, if i can come up with a solid story premise.

🏝️ another settlement crops up on the japanese island of kyushu (the nearest major landmass to nowhere). it's plainly dubbed "kyushu-two." much of the island's been submerged due to rising sea levels, but nowhere-folk are by this point used to a waterlogged seafaring lifestyle. a lotta non-tazmilians eagerly move here, itching to be "anywhere but nowhere." it develops a laidback and kinda artsy culture.

🤝 with only a few hundred people left on earth, a necessity to share resources, and a damning lesson learned from traditional systems of government, tazmily & other settlements become more or less anarcho-communist. though there are leadership roles, no one person is in charge of anything, and major decisions are made collectively by community members. i don't think they keep using currency, at least not for long. unlearning systems of hierarchy & authority is a challenge for many - even including some tazmilians, once they've regained their memories. call it a utopian fantasy, but they make the effort willingly, humbled by all that's transpired.

✨ new psychics are born at a higher rate than usual on postgame nowhere. (whatever "usual" is. i assume it's always been pretty exceptionally rare.) kumatora takes up the mantle of teachin' 'em how to use their powers, and passing down history the magifolk taught her. her worldly expeditions often involve seeking evidence of PSI in ancient societies - she's bringin' back stuff like PSI teleport and lore from dalaam & scaraba. she sees it as her duty to keep this knowledge alive, cuz she's the only one who can. (and to ensure future psychics don't have to feel lost & alone like lucas did, or like she did when her family disappeared 🥲)

🥼 claus has their eco-lab in the mothafuckin' arizona desert wasteland, developing new chimeras to repair ecosystems, y'all know the deal. it's kinda sad to think they probably won't live to see the full impact of their efforts - but then again, no one else will in this world, it's all a multi-generational effort. sweet to imagine in the long run there'll be lotsa silly & wonderful new organisms out there making the earth a greener, livelier place. i think they might even do some projects to revive species that went extinct when the world was destroyed. or at least, creating chimeras that can fulfill their likenesses and ecological niches.

🏃 a bunch of the characters travel around constantly i think. like lucas' home is tazmily, but he probably spends like 75% of his time elsewhere - expeditions, visiting loved ones, ranger work & odd jobs, etc. likewise for claus, kuma, duster, nana probably. dcmc tours on a big sailboat. flint might be one of the only major characters who mostly stays put. he gets sad if he leaves hinawa by her lonesome for too long.....

[voraciousvore]

The Tiny (Chapter 15)

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Content Warning: Stalking, kidnapping, non-con sex, fatal hard vore, violence, threats, foul language

Word Count: 2.8k

------ Chapter 15: Kidnapped ------

It wasn’t hard to find out where he lives. 

I have his license plate number, after all. I know his face, his scent, his vehicle. I’m a good tracker. The hard part is stalking him without him noticing, but I manage. I have my ways. I loiter in the parts of town that he frequents, waiting, following him whenever I catch a glimpse of him. He never has his human with him, regrettably, but her residue always lingers in his vicinity. I know she’s his pet. 

I’ve become obsessed, over the passage of days. It’s normal to crave humans, but I can’t stop drooling over her particular flavor. She’s unique, umami yet sweet. I need to possess her, to use her, to devour her. This time I’ll try to keep her alive a little longer. I bide my time, fantasizing, anticipating the right moment to strike. 

I don’t have to wait long. A thunderstorm rolls in on a moonless night, and I drive into the woods. I screech my car to a halt when a blinding blue bolt unexpectedly streaks across the sky close to my location. I get out of the car, licking my teeth with a savage grin. Fortune is on my side tonight. 

I can’t smell any prey over the overpowering essence of rain and leaves, but my predatory instincts lead me on the right path. Heedless to the rain that pelts my coat, I follow the logical trajectory of the lightning. I’m not disappointed, for the frantic motion of a bipedal runner catches my peripherals. I pounce. The human dives toward a hollow in the earth, but I snag it by the back of its shirt and elevate it to my eye level. 

It’s a tiny, porky, middle-aged man. His legs swivel furiously through the air, as if he could run on nothing. He shrieks curses at me, but the shrillness of his tone betrays his undiluted fear. His invectives deteriorate to senseless pleas as I crank open my eager jaws and toss him inside. A crunch, a savory burst of blood, followed by a swift swallow, and my hunger is sated. 

Yet, I desire more; my original goal remains incomplete. I suck the blood off my teeth as I get back in my car and continue on my way. Soon enough, I reach my destination: a quaint cottage out on the fringes. I park behind some trees. The rain and thunder conceal any noise I make as I exit my car and shuffle over to a window on the side of the house. 

I wait for another loud peal of thunder before I break the window. I crawl inside, carefully brushing aside broken shards of glass with my sleeves so I don’t slice my hands. I’m hit with the overpowering perfume of my prey, a pungent plume blowing into my face. My lower jaw droops open as my salivary glands reflexively respond to the irresistible temptation. I prowl forward, the floorboards creaking under my massive boots. Water pools into footprints on the floor, but I don’t care. I have a singular purpose in mind, and nothing will distract me. 

I enter the bedroom, my steps muted by the carpet. The room is dark, but I can make out a man sleeping on the bed, with his hand resting on his chest. A flash of lightning temporarily illuminates the room, and I detect the miniature woman that haunts my dreams, curled up peacefully just above his knuckle, rising and falling steadily in rhythm with his breathing. 

She jolts when my sinister shadow engulfs her, but I react with the speed of a starving beast. I snatch her up in my fist, muffling her screams as my fingers coil around her like tentacles. She retaliates with a bite feral enough to bring forth blood, so I suppress her with a crushing grip—eliciting pain, but lacking sufficient pressure to bruise that tender flesh.  

Her keeper doesn’t stir from his slumber, unaware of the silent struggle right above him. I turn away with a smirk and confidently walk out, taking the front door this time. What a fool. This was too easy. I’m elated. Now that we’re outside, in the whipping winds and rain, I loosen my grasp enough to allow the woman to wriggle her head out. I want to see her, to revel in my victory. 

“Chester, help! Chester! I’m being kidnapped! Help!” she wails, her voice barely audible above the howling of the storm. She flinches and sputters as raindrops splash her face. “Chester” doesn’t come to her rescue, and her expression slowly crumbles to despair as she realizes how screwed she is. I savor every second of her agony. 

I take her to my car. Her face blanches when I slam the door with finality, cutting off any chance of escape. I toss her on the dash as the engine roars to life. She scrambles back, huddling as far away from me as she can get, her back pressed against the windshield. She trembles as I drive, her eyes darting to and fro. Repulsed and frightened by my leering visage, she avoids my piercing gaze. Instead, she looks up at the tree limbs overhead, as they are silhouetted by lightning flashes, their scraggly branches twisting and contorting like the rotted claws of a ghoul.  

The trees give way to buildings, paved streets, and cars. I pull into the underground parking garage for my apartment complex. What’s his name—“Chester”—doesn’t know where I really live; he’ll never find her here, without a scent to pursue. I park and cut the engine, throwing us into an unsettling hush. The tiny lady whimpers. She crams herself into the corner, barely visible under the dim orange lights. I peel my lips back into an ugly sneer, delighted by the sight. 

“D-don’t touch me!” she yells. I ignore her and enclose my fingers around her, prompting yelps and fresh struggles. I warn her with a cruel squeeze; she gets the message, going limp and quiet in my hand. 

I carry her up several flights of dimly-lit stairs, through corridors of cracked walls and peeling paint, to my filthy apartment. I unlock the door, fling it open, and step inside, closing and bolting the only exit behind me. I want to have some fun, so I kneel down and drop the terrified human between my boots. Of course, she does exactly what I expect of her: she runs.  

I let her believe she has a chance to escape, allowing her get a short distance away, before I slap my hand down, blocking her path, and shove her back across the carpet to my boots. As soon as I release her, she sprints again, only for me to drag her back a second time. We repeat this process over and over again, my sadistic glee only increasing with each round. She pushes herself to exhaustion, trying desperately to outmaneuver me, twisting and turning to elude my fingers, to no avail. Her last vestiges of brittle hope crack until they shatter, reduced to insignificant dust. She flops down between my boots, defeated, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat, snot, and tears. 

“You done?” I deride with a mocking grin. I pinch her between my fingers and jerk her up, spinning her in my hand as I unfold my legs into a standing position. She cries out, her face as white as virgin snow.  

I play with her like a cat with a mouse, examining every inch of her from her head to her feet. She goes limp as a ragdoll out of pure fear, uncertain what I will do as I bend her joints and flop her limbs as I please. I throw her high into the air, almost up to the ceiling. She screams wildly, even after I catch her. I toss her back and forth between my hands like I’m juggling. I dangle her by her shirt far above my head, bouncing her teasingly; her eyes bulge as she looks down from what must appear to her an unfathomable height. 

“You want me to let you go?” I taunt with a vicious edge. 

“N-n-no, please don’t... drop me...” she begs, trembling. With a chortle, I lower her directly in front of my eye, marveling at the effect I have on her, how easy it is to absolutely terrify such a miniscule being. She stares deep into my iris, unable to look away from an eye as big as her. I blink, and she recoils at the sudden movement. I shake her between my fingers and laugh at her frenetic response. She withers like a scrap of burning paper. 

I rise her up high again, debating what I should do with her next. I’m not really hungry, since I had the extraordinary fortune to find and consume another human earlier... but she doesn’t know that, does she? I decide to tease her a little more, opening my mouth wide underneath her. I’m instantly rewarded with vigorous thrashing as her raw survival instinct takes hold. 

I lower her down. She fixates on my cavernous gullet, the fleshy passage to her sepulcher, my belly. She disappears from my visual range as her small, writhing body descends beyond the curve of my teeth, but my tongue fills the sensory gap, finding her bare legs and tasting her juicy flesh. Ohhhh myyyy.... if I drop her inside, I doubt I’ll be able to resist the temptation to swallow... 

“Wait! Stop! Don’t eat me, please!” she squeals. “I’ll do anything!” 

I halt, pondering. Her kicking feet brush against my tongue and the roof of my mouth. Her fingers attempt to cling to my slippery teeth, but they are too high above her to provide sufficient grip. As delicious as she would be, I don’t want to waste her. I want to enjoy her, savor her, and I can’t do that if I kill her too quickly. I languidly pull her out, taking my time. A string of saliva sticks to her side, draping from my lip as I remove her from certain death. She shivers convulsively. 

“Anything?” I sneer, cocking a brow. She freezes up, dreading the implications. I exhale, deliberately submerging her in a wave of humid breath, reminding her where she could be. I think about what I want, strolling over to my shabby couch and laying down. The worn-out springs crack under my mass. 

“Anything,” I mumble again in contemplation. So many possibilities! An excited twitch in my loins perks me up. “How about this?” 

I unbuckle my belt with my free hand. Her face puckers up with horror and revulsion, but I’m too aroused to be bothered with such trifles. I pull open my pants and boxers, exposing my big, hard dick. She shrieks as I shove her inside and zip my pants closed, trapping her against my groin. 

“Pleasure me,” I command, fondling my crotch. She fights to escape, stimulating me further. I moan with pleasure and lean back, closing my eyes, stroking myself through the fabric of my pants. Without thinking, I widen my legs slightly, and she slips down to my balls. I understand now, why that other giant chose to keep her alive. She’s got plenty of vigor. 

My pleasure is abruptly cut off by a stab of pain in my most sensitive region, like my testicle is being squeezed with rubber bands and jabbed. I gasp, doubling over, more startled than injured. I feel a small wiggling lump scurry down my pant leg to my boot. I look down to find the human sprinting across the carpet like a roach. 

A volcano of rage erupts in my belly, filling me with molten heat. I lurch sideways to catch her, only to miss and slam into the floor, knocking her down with my seismic disruption. A bellow tears out of my throat. “GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!” 

I lunge forward, springing to my feet, and stomp hard right in front of her. She falls back and I clamp my fist around her roughly, bringing her up to my face. I’m seething, unmoved by her pathetic tears. I want to slaughter her in the most brutal way possible. I storm into the kitchen and stuff her into a blender. 

She freaks out as soon as she recognizes her surroundings. She screams indecipherable pleas, bangs on the walls, and claws at the plastic as if she could miraculously climb out. My mouth stretches into a savage snarl as I glut myself on her torture. 

“You’ll be sorry for what you did,” I growl. “I’ll turn you into a smoothie.” I lick my chops, imagining the stain of her blood upon them with glee. I’ll slurp up every last drop. Thunder booms outside, rumbling like the inside of my stomach. She crumples, limp with resignation, as I plug in the blender and press the button. 

All I detect is a loud crack of static, the whiff of fried electronics, and a thin wisp of smoke. Nothing happens: no buzzing motor, no spinning blades, no blood bursting as her cadaver pops like a balloon. The blender fucking broke! 

I lose my shit, kicking over a chair, swearing at the top of my lungs, and tearing at my scalp with unhinged wrath. I focus all that white-hot fury like a laser on the woman cowering down in the cup, with nowhere to run or hide. I wrench off the blender cap and throw it across the room before reaching in to snatch her up. A colorful string of curses explodes out of me as I cut my finger on one of the blades while grabbing her.  

I’m so incensed, I can barely think straight. I drop her on my dining room table, replace my chair, and sit down with clenched fists. I glare down at her with a fiery hate powerful enough to bring her to her knees. 

“By the time I’m done with you, you’re gonna wish I had just eaten you instead! I’m gonna break all your bones and chop you up!” I roar, rabid foam spilling from the corners of my mouth. She recoils as if my words hold physical force. The storm outside heightens in intensity, matching my wavelength: the wind blusters, the rain drums, and another crash of thunder hangs in the air like a bad omen. 

Magma courses through my veins as I leap out of my chair and ransack my drawers, searching for something diabolical. I know exactly how I will make her pay for her insolence—how I will hurt her. When I find what I’m looking for, I grin like a demon and march back to the table. She gasps when she sees the hammer. 

“Give me your arm!” I bark. I give her no time to run as I collapse down on her, slamming her to the table with my hand. No amount of begging or scrabbling will stop me as I pin her down with my fingers and splay her toothpick of an arm down flat on the wooden surface. I raise the hammer with reckless abandon. I don’t care if I smash my finger—as long as I crush her skeleton to splinters. 

Her demeanor is strangely defiant, despite the situation. She raises her free hand with purpose, as if somehow she can stop me with her inconsequential strength. Her behavior is comical, ludicrous even—until I sense a strange tingling in my fingers. The lights flash on and off like lightning, and the air itself seems to darken, the individual molecules centering around her, sucking in with an irreversible gravity like a black hole absorbing the very fabric of reality. Time seems to warp and slow; my heart stops, turning into an inanimate stone in my chest; my arm holding the hammer freezes in place, incapable of dealing the finishing blow. 

And then it happens: A blinding blue light shoots from her hand, cutting through the molecules of space towards me, dragging them into its path with its intense magnetism. The jagged sword of blue sizzles the air with its heat. When it touches me, it fries my flesh throughout my body with startling speed, from my feet to my head, even singeing the ends of my hair. The pain is indescribable, burning and jolting and convulsing through me, filling me with sharp bolts of searing light. 

Magic. She electrocuted me with magic. That last thought brands my optical nerves, burning with its intense brightness, before everything goes dark. 

Chapter 16

[milolunde]

can u list all the main guys and their roles in the tunes bc i only know daffy and bugs and lola kinda rly but no one else😞😞also is roger rabbit relevant at all to them

YES I CAN.

Bugs Bunny- THE Main Character. Young upstart that’s been the “clever funny snarky guy who always gets the upper hand and makes sure the other person feels like an idiot while he does” since the start. Has a gay charm about him that pisses people off when immediately when they enter proximity.

Daffy Duck- THE The Main Character… before Bugs. Was the one to get the upper hand with some hijinks and shenanigans and always win in the end, just without the “cool” edge. Until, of course, Bugs had to be the one to Always Win. This shifted him from a Silly Duck to a generally greedy jealous and spiteful person, especially when paired with Bugs. He’s recently returned to his role as The Silly Guy.

Lola Bunny- originally appearing in the first Space Jam as sex appeal I mean Bugs’ love interest. She could play basketball and didn’t like being called “doll” and that was it. I counted and she had about 10 lines and 3 scenes

In The Looney Tunes Show and Rabbit Run, she’s portrayed as a complete ditz. She’s stupid, airheaded, and lowkey a stalker to Bugs because she’s so unaware of things outside of herself. In Rabbit Run they toned down the stupid and stalker and just made her a ditz who wants to sell her perfume and I LOVE her.

In the second Space Jam she is a Strong Independent Woman… I truly can’t remember if she plays a role other than being a member of the team, but that’s because Space Jam 2 didn’t utilize their characters correctly. Though she’s not much more than a Strong Independent Woman, I super love her. She’s capable and strong… like, become an Amazonian Warrior capable and strong. Anointed by Wonder Woman herself. She also cares for her friends and cares for family and the love others share as she virtually throws away her life’s work to become a Warrior because she hears a dad pleading for her to help his kid… she’s also sporty. Like the first Space Jam, its core that she’s Sporty and Likes Basketball

Then she appears in one episode of Looniversity, the Tiny Toons spinoff Spinoff as a chef. And a surfer. And skate boarder. She’s the Everything-Woman and she makes it look incredibly easy because, for her, it is. She has a Dude Bro Chick voice which I lowkey don’t like, but she’s fun.

Over all, Lola was made to be Bugs Bunny’s Girlfriend, then got her own Thing in The Looney Tunes Show which developed further (and into a better character) in Rabbit Run… then they lost it because god forbid a woman be a ditz. Hey this became more about my opinion on Lola than about Lola but that’s because, in their attempts to make her not a shallow woman character they made her a shallow woman character

OKAY. Okay <3

Yosemite Sam- Rootin’ Tootin’ souther cowboy with anger issues and guns

Elmer Fudd- THE hunter and THE adversary of Bugs Bunny… though I always thought adversary wasn’t the right word, as it seems more like Bugs messes with Elmer for fun, not because he HAS to outsmart him to survive being hunted

Tasmanian “Taz” Devil- I’ve seen him majorly in Bugs Bunny cartoons and he doesn’t interest me that much so I’m not sure if he’s bigger in a different set of cartoons. He’s a tornado-spinning rampaging beast that can destroy anything in his path but isn’t very smart. Always outsmarted by Bugs but that’s usually solved with Taz eating whatever tomfoolery is set in front of him

Porky Pig- before Bugs Bunny and Elmer there was Daffy Duck and Porky. Typically the victim of Silly Duck Daffy’s silliness. Sometimes his partner in crime. In The Looney Tunes Show Porky is A Loser by trade and usually victim to Daffy being a bag of dicks, I was pleasantly surprised that is different from their other portrayals as a duo

Sylvester the Cat- sometimes a domestic cat, sometimes and alley cat, always chases tweety bird

Tweety Bird- yellow canary of suspicious gender. Has to outsmart Sylvester as a means of survival… but they have a Tom and Jerry relationship half the time where they’re super trying to kill each other but would be devastated if the other was actually gone

Granny- the sweet old lady who either owns Sylvester or Tweety or Both depending on the cartoon. Also the “sweet but tough” grandmother trope. In The Looney Tunes Show she and tweety fought the Germans at war in France

Wile E. Coyote- silent coyote who uses ACME products to try and catch the Road Runner on Route 66

Was also in some Bugs Bunny cartoons where he did speak. Was a self proclaimed genius (“Wile E. Coyote. Geeeenius.”) and inventor. I haven’t seen media outside of Bugs Bunny cartoons where he speaks other than using signs

Road Runner- says meep meep, is fast and blue, and doesn’t even have to outsmart Wile E. It’s in their unwritten-written rules that Wile E. is thwarted by his own incompetence

Marvin the Martian- funny little guy who wants to take over earth for mars

Foghorn Leghorn- so like he’s The Rooster on this farm and he wants to fuck all the chickens and has some crazy Hero Syndrome about it, putting the farm in danger to prop himself up what a virgin

Pepe Le Pew- he’s a skunk that harasses Penelope because he thinks she’s also a skunk. He smells bad and is also French. His whole thing is he’s a diehard swoon French romance man but Penelope Does Not Like Him also he fucking stinks; I haven’t seen media where this is different

Penelope Pussycat- gets harassed by Pepé Le Pew because she’s a black and white cat and he thinks she’s a skunk. Sometimes she gets to beat the shit out of him <3

There was a short they used to show in theaters before movies called Carrotblanca, a parody of Casa Blanca, where Penelope is Bugs’ ex-lover who finds him again by pure chance. Their relationship left Bugs an actual alcoholic and disturbed to the point of he heard a single note of the piano of a certain song he’ll flip out- the song is Penelope’s favorite… worth mentioning as we’ll that Daffy is there with him as he RELAPSES INTO ALCOHOLISM BECAUSE PENELOPE IS THERE and threatens to kick he out when she comes pleading to Bugs for help. She kicks his ass, so… Anyway, she and Bugs end up together again at the end of the short, kissing beneath a parachute and dancing in an empty airport … lot…

As for Rodger Rabbit.

No

That guy means nothing to the Looney Tunes, BUT the Looney Tunes DO mean something to Rodger. Who Framed Rodger Rabbit is (almost) entirely stand alone, referencing and parodying both WB and Disney cartoons and characters.

In the crazy ass Meta Verse Actor World of Looney Tunes, the closet relationship Rodger has to any of the Looney Tunes is that he might work on the same set sometimes, Jessica Rabbit might be a performer, and whatever the movie e Who Framed Rodger Rabbit means to the characters depending on if you view it as a movie where the characters played roles or as events that happened to the characters that is only a movie in real life…

[hellorhighrollers]

summoning all hohr artists!

would love to see some art of the everly and mister shadow underwater dragon kiss! (elsewhere episode 12) because omfg it has consumed my brain

[loyaltykask]

Chapter 32

@journeythroughjourneytothewest

So by chapter 32 imma say that they are like three years together at this point, or at least 2 and a half since it is spring again and Sanzang met Wukong in like Fall/Winter.

So love that it is a thing that Wukong know the heart suntra more than Sanzang and he can take it to heart even more

It is impressive that here Wukong is actaully talking about custody and arrests rather than straight-up murder. Either he changed his tune and is willing to go the extra mile to arrest demons but I think that kinda neat that he knows the legislation of which jurisdiction is overseeing what kind of demons

Guy: They want to eat you Wukong: okay but like.... how?

WUKONG WANTS TO KNOW

Wukong DEADASS YOU ARE A BLESSING

HE knows how he wanna dies

Wukong: I love my sanity sometime last year when we got the pig so like..... just point me in the right direction bub

Wukong: These idiot, don't they know I'm me

Wukong just can't relate

Wukong: Let's see I'll have Bajie go up and fight. He if wins, he wins! If he loses I can save him and rub it in his face! Win-win!

HE REALLY SAID FUCK BAJIE RIGHTS

NOOOOO

HE FAKE CRYING THIS BITCH

SELL THE HORSE AND BUY SANZANG A COFFIN BAJIE DAMN

WUKONG COMES CRYING AND HE PANICS

Tells everyone GO HOME WE LOST BEFORE WE EVEN BEGUN

HE SO WORRIED HE SO CONCERNED

I just just SEE Wukong fucking smirking that he now get to boss around Bajie and Wujing. Wujing deadass standing there like "oh no the power has gone to his head" AND IT HAS SANZANG fell for the crying hook, line, and sinker

Sanzang: Listen to you big brother Wukong: Yeah porky listen to me

He gives Bajietwo choices 1. stay with the master and WHEN you fail you will be beaten or 2. go 'patrol' the mountain ie. go lure the monsters out

Sanzang: stop laughing at your brother Wukong: hehehehohoho Funny Piggy going to get

Wukong: I'm going to go spy on him Sanzang: just please.... don't mess with him Wukong: No promises

These are bully Bajie hours now

OOOO HE CALLED HIS A DODDERING, THE BIMAWEN, AND A SISSY

THIS LITTLE SHIT BE TALKING SHIT

Wukong tuns into a woodpecker to bite him

I think this like the ONLY time I've seen Wukong attack in a transformed form

Damn Bajie have some self respect

HE IS HAVING SO MUCH FUCKING FUN

GOOD FOR HIM

I can't tell.... if Sanzang is saying that Bajie is too stupid to lie and that he just can't see it.... or if he really thinks Wukong likes messing with Bajie enough to get him in trouble on purpose

He just happy he gets to scold the other for once, revenge never tasted more

GBSUKGNSIOEGNSOIENGS "You can beat him later, we in the middle of something right now"

WUKONG DOES NOT CARE PLEASE

NOW BAJIE SCARED THAT EVERYTHING IS WRONG ON HIS PATH HE SO WORRIED

It's funny how these demons find out about Sanzang. Like the heavenly beasts or people just KNOW Sanzang is the Golden Cicada because that was just that some hot gossip. And normal demons just hear either from the grape vines or other demons but deadass these fallen celestials are like 90% of the reason I think everyone knows about Sanzang

LIKE THESE GUYS EVEN HAVE WANTED POSTERS OF THESE GUYS

WHO MADES THESE?!

A common trait of Bajie is that he tries to hide his snout a lot during the journey, he tries to hide it in his chest/shirt like 4 times already. Kinda sad actaully how he wants to hide

Instead of yo mama jokes, they have 'im you daddy now' jokes in 200 AD China

Love that it is acknowledged that Bajie COULD have taken on Silver Horn one-on-one but he got overwhelmed with numbers. Poor guy...

[kuedrawnunder]

Character List (Updated) (Subject to change)

6 Stars

Ninten [Star]; EVE [Plant]

Ness [Mineral]; Poo [Spirit]

Lucas [Spirit]; Claus [Intellect]

5 Stars

Ana [Spirit]; Lloyd [Mineral]

Paula [Star]; Jeff [Intellect]

Kumatora [Beast]; Duster [Plant]

4 Stars

Giegue [Star]

NPCs

Teddy, Apple Kid, Orange Kid, Boney, Porky, Picky

[irritable-bowel-showdown]

The Irritable Bowel Showdown competitors have been decided!!!

Thank you for your patience, everyone! The participants have been chosen, the bracket has been tentatively created, and preparations for Round One are underway!!!

Thank you for the feedback on my poll about the number of participants. Although the option for accepting further submissions had the most support, after narrowing down the eligible participants to 102, I decided it would be best to continue with the current number so the tournament could begin! As a result, some characters with a higher seeding will automatically move to the second round to accommodate the awkward number of competitors.

The full roster is as follows:

Alphys from Undertale Amu Hinamori from Shugo Chara anon who shit on couch from real life Asahi Azumane from Haikyuu!! Bambi from Dave & Bambi Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone: Balance Belphegor from SMT/Persona series Benrey from Half-Life VR but the AI Is Self-Aware [AKA HLVR: AI] Bor'dor Dog'son from Critical Role (Campaign 3: Bells Hells) Bubbie from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack c!Tommyinnit from Dream SMP Carlton Ulysses Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place Clark Kent from Superman Craig Boone from Fallout: New Vegas Dabi from My Hero Academia Dareth from LEGO Ninjago Dave Strider from Homestuck David Rose from Schitt's Creek Dean Winchester from Supernatural Deandra The New Girl from The Most Popular Girls In School Declan Lynch from The Dreamer Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater Dimitri 1 from 101 Dalmatian Street DJ from Beast Wars II Doctor Sung from TWRP Dr Crygor from Warioware Elmo Monster from Sesame Street/Elmo's Potty Time Enid Mettle from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes Filbo Fiddlepie from Bugsnax Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher God of Indigestion from The Discworld series: Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett Griffin McElroy from real life Hailey from Hatchetfield Nightmare Time Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Lockes Tomb Hatsune Miku from Vocaloid Henry the Green Engine from Thomas and Friends Hinata Shouyou from Haikyuu Hiroshi Yuuki from Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full Dive RPG Is Even Shittier than Real Life! Isaac Moriah from The Binding of Isaac James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek: The Original Series Jane Doe AKA Soldier from Team Fortress 2 Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Johnny Sasaki from Metal Gear Josuke Higashikata from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Juniper Sloan from Camp Here And There Kakashi Hatake from Naruto Kanata from Gokurakugai Kuruto Ryuki from AI: The Sominum Files - Nirvana Initiative Kuwabara Kazuma from Yu Yu Hakusho Lan Zhan (Lan Wangji) from The Untamed Larry Appleton from Perfect Strangers Loki the cat from real life Magellan from One Piece Mari from Yellowjackets Marinette Dupain-Cheng from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir Marvin Grossberg from Ace Attorney Megatron from Transformers Mr. Tang from Lego Monkie Kid Napstablook from Undertale Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto Nekomaru Nidai from Danganronpa Niki Shiina from Ensemble Stars Nyack of the Rana’for from Not Another D&D Podcast Ochako Uraraka from My Hero Academia Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Onceler from The Lorax Owen from Total Drama Panty Anarchy from Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt PaRappa from PaRappa the Rapper Porky Pig from Looney Tunes Primis "Tank" Dempsey from Call of Duty Zombies Queen Chrysalis from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Raji Shenazard from Snow White with the Red Hair Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 Rock Lee from Naruto Roy Kent from Ted Lasso Rung from Transformers Saint from Rain World Sakaeguchi Yuuto from Ookiku Furikabutte Senri from Koisuru Bokura wa Ichou ga Yowai Shauna Shipman from Yellowjackets Shit in Pants Guy from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Shoichi Irie from Katekyo Hitman Reborn Spamton from Deltarune Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series Steven Universe from Steven Universe Tagora Gorjek from Hiveswap Tenzil Kem (aka Matter Eater Lad) from DC The cat from Lyle Lyle the Crocodile (movie) The test subject who shat in the elevator from Portal 2 Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Academia Toshinori Yagi/All Might from My Hero Academia Triss Merigold from The Witcher Books Vetinari from Discworld Walter Tattersall from Yellowjackets William Afton from Five Nights at Freddys Yamaguchi Tadashi from Haikyuu!! Yami Sukehiro from Black Clover you the voter from real life Yuuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia Zhao Yunlan from Guardian

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Everything Announced at the Annecy Cartoon Network, Max, and Hanna-Barbera Studios Europe Panel

Cartoon Network Studios, Warner Bros. Animation, and Hanna-Barbera Studios Europe had a panel at the Annecy Festival today. These panels aren't available to the public, but according to people who were there, we can see what was announced. There's a lot of news to cover here.

A new series based on Beast Boy on his own, fittingly titled Beast Boy: Lone Wolf.

Batman: Caped Crusader, the new Batman series that is now coming to Amazon instead of Max, had a sneak peek.

Along with that, other DC-related shows that were brought up in some way include My Adventures With Superman, Creature Commandos, the film Merry Little Batman, a spinoff series of Merry Little Batman called Batfamily, a new season of Harley Quinn, and a spinoff of Harley Quinn called Kite Man: Hell Yeah! (source)

The Daffy and Porky movie is still happening, and has been renamed Bubble Brains.

Something was teased that involved Taz in stop motion.

The Amazing World of Gumball was said to be getting a new series after the movie, but they changed their mind and made it just Season 7 of the original show. They did not mention anything about the movie.

Tiny Toons Looniversity's opening was shown.

Turns out, watching a show will make it continue whether you like it or not, because they mentioned that Velma is getting a Season 2.

The Fionna and Cake spinoff's opening was shown. This will be on Max, and will be targeted to adults. Max did release an adult animation sizzle reel that has a split second of this show today along with Velma and a new series based on the short Hair Love called Young Love, which can be seen here.

The preschool spinoff of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends has been picked up and given the name Foster's Imaginary Nursery. An image of a CGI Bloo was shown off. (source)

One person said Jessica's Big Little World, The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe, and Invincible Fight Girl were at least brought up, but I couldn't find it in any other source. (source)

Conspicuously absent during this panel are anything involving the Gumball movie, anything else involving certain Craig McCracken projects, the fate of Bye Bye Bunny, and what they're going to do with the upcoming Cartoon Cartoons shorts.