#popful mail?

[disabled-battlekukku]

The Sonic Bible™ mentions Sonic having five little sisters. Sooooo...

[bonni]

Bon it might just be the weed i’m smoking but wtf is goncharov my dash is COVERED IN IT and i… My brain is breaking

LMAO it's basically a movie that a collection of people on here have (and are, currently) inventing out of thin air. The original meme was this:

it's originally from like a year ago, but it's seen a popularity resurgence in the past few weeks (I remember seeing a post from @calidotgov about it that got a fair amount of attention, thats around when people started talking about it again). So yesterday @beelzeebub made this fake poster:

which gave people a basic cast of characters to work with, so now we're all just making up lore for this imaginary movie. that's what I've gathered anyway

[3amsoda]

popful mail

[dummy-dot-exe]

Popful Mail by KHAN 可汗@YungKhan

[cigarettedolly13]

Imagine if Matt was the one to catch Kira instead of Mello or Near but he does it by complete accident.

Like…

Mello and Near: *One sided arguing about who’s gonna catch Kira first*

Matt: *casually walks in holding a bag of Taco Bell and a death note* Hey I think I just ran over that Yagami kid or whatever, I think he was that guy you were looking for, Kira? Yeah I got his notebook too. Mello how long do you think we have before the cops show up?

[spamsandsuch]

beat pizza

[segacity]

She likes what she sees! 'Popful Mail' SEGA Mega CD

[90sfantasyanimestuff]

Retro Nihon Falcom characters from Ys, The Legend of Xanadu, and Popful Mail

[dragon--sage]

brb i need to lie down and be sick, just thinking about this for.... no reason

[gojoest]

its so hot right now. satorus probably sitting in front the tv watching some comedy show with a wet towel around his neck, shirtless and wearing shorts. i bet he would appreciate being wiped down in with that cool wet towel.

satoru is sitting on the couch with his legs spread open and leaning back. youre sitting on the floor between his legs, facing him.

starting from his neck, you pat below his undercut towards his adams apple. then slowly dragging the towel down to his collarbones. swiping to his left shoulder and then back to his right.

you look up slowly and see satoru is still focused on the tv. smirking, you move the towel down and wipe his right pec, lightly rubbing his right nipple. satoru shivers slightly but continues to watch his show. moving to the left pec, you do the same. wiping his warm chest with the cool cloth, circling his left nipple before lightly rubbing it. his body tenses up and he grabs your hands.

satoru whines, "babe, please. im trying to watch."

you expect him to push you away, instead he pushes your hand lower to his abs. Letting you to continue cooling him down. you wipe his defined abs. up and down, left to right. he hummed at the cooling sensation and goes back to his relaxed state.

you get to his hips, his prominent v-line hips. you move the towel to trace the v shape, almost drooling how sculpted his body is. you had to restrain yourself from the need to bite him there. to create blooming pink and red flowers around his hips.

just as you were finishing up, you noticed satorus happy trail just above his shorts. from your position, you could also see a clear view up his shorts from his right leg.

no boxers

looking up at satoru, still very focused on the show, you leaned your head on his left thigh and slowly move your right hand above his shorts. you bring down your hand to unbutton his shorts, trying your best to not get noticed by satoru. once youve button enough, you can see where his happy trail ends, his soft cock.

its always a mesmerising sight, always so inviting. taking a few glances at his face, you move closer to his cock and kiss his tip. satoru stills and you can tell his brain has short circuited. taking this opportunity, you start to nuzzle into his crotch. dragging your nose and lips, upwards to his happy trail, and back down to his tip. Making to sure to kiss and lick it everytime you came back down. you brought up a hand to start pettting his white fluff. you were in heaven.

satoru breathes in and out deeply. hes trying his best to stay calm and not look down. he knows how much you ADORE his soft cock. he channels as much inner peace as he can to stop himself getting hard. all he wants to do is please you and thank you for cooling him down. but he cant even talk. so he resorts to stroking your head. his stroking encourages you to continue. you cup his cock and begin to palm it, grope it, squeeze it. you've always loved that squishy feeling. his cock starts to leak a little, and before the precum can even collect at the tip, youre already lapping. licking and inserting your tongue into his slit. if satoru could, he would coo at you, tell you how much he loves you, how much of a good girl you are. instead he's shivering and his breathing has gone from deep breathes to shallow breathes.

you look up at your lovers face as you have your lips barely around his tip.

"toru baby,"

"y-y-yes?"

"look at me."

it was as if everything was in slow motion when satoru turned his head down and his eyes were met with the face of an angel.

your pupils were dilated, full of love and your lips were dewey and slightly swollen. All while you were resting your head right next to his pretty cock.

satorus jaw dropped and his eyes were almost popping out.

you giggled at his reaction, "can i make you feel good?"

he nodded so aggressively, "yes, please please please"

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i hope you enjoyed this! This is my first time writing smut(?) and i really wanted to write about satorus cute soft cock 😍 it wasnt even meant to be this long LOL!

you can imagine the rest 🤭 also, sorry for the weird formatting and any typos, i typed this up on my phone 😅

anywaysssss, i love satorus soft cock 😘💙

- satorus soft cock anon

my longing for his soft cock skyrocketed after this kskdndn he’s such a good boy trying to stay soft just bc we enjoy it so so much that he can’t even talk, must be really hard for him to stay calm under such pressure but he did so well ! he deserves a reward :3 thank you for this delicious piece 😋🤍

[kisses4kaia]

how about sub!ethan who is super sweet and tries to be the best he can for the reader

this is canon actually !! non-gf ethan! 17+, fem reader. please remember to reblog with tags if you enjoyed to support your favorite writers- k🩷.

do not repost anywhere

st tropez party girl💄- e, landry ,,

ethan landry loves you. it’s an objective fact that practically the whole world knows.

except for you.

see, he’s been in love with you, from the moment he laid eyes on your gorgeous face in on of his econ classes.

you asked the smartest question, a question not him, nor any of his other classmates would’ve ever thought up.

you were witty, charming, and downright sexy. how could he not fall in love with you?

“hey, who is that?” ethan asked the girl next to him, pointing at you, completely oblivious to the fact that she’d been ogling him all class.

the excitement quickly drained from her features as she realized he held no interest for her.

so she told him your name. and as he whispered to himself, over and over, he never thought he heard a sweeter sound.

after class was dismissed, he tried to find you through the swarm of tired college students. and he thought he saw your pretty pink shirt in the wave, but it was gone within a blink.

he sighed and gave up, thinking he could try again tomorrow.

luckily, he wouldn’t have to wait that long.

at that following lunch period, he went to find chad and mindy.

and when he saw you, sitting on a bench with the twins and anika, laughing and talking, he couldn’t help but think it was fate.

he approached your quad and sat down beside chad, whom was sitting across from the couple and you.

“hey, ethan!” chad waved him over.

your heart immediately fluttered when you laid eyes of the boy. you thought you recognized him from a class of yours.

“ethan, this is y/n. y/n, ethan,” mindy waved to you both in an introductory manner.

“yeah, i think we have a class together, no?” you offered a kind smile to the boy.

he nodded, happy you recognized him. “yeah, we do.”

unknown to you, the twins and anika totally noticed the sparks flaring between you two.

“so, what were you guys talking about before i got here?” ethan regrettably tore eye contact with you.

mindy spoke up “oh, we were talking about the party tonight. y/n should come, don’t you think?” she smiled cheekily, knowing exact what she was doing.

“yeah, for sure!” you smiled at ethan’s enthusiasm.

“uh, mindy, chad,” anika spoke. “didn’t we have that thing?”

“oh, right. we’ll see you guys later tonight?” chad looked between the pair of you and ethan. “yeah, definitely.” you nodded happily.

as you laughed as you saw chad trip over nothing whilst trying to keep up with his sister, ethan swore he’d never wanted to hear something again more.

“hey, i’m done with classes for the day, you?” inquired ethan.

you nodded. “yeah, wanna grab something to eat?” you asked.

“you read my mind.” he joked as you both gathered your things.

—

you actually loved the time you spent with ethan. he was so sweet and funny and you definitely didn’t mind his face.

and ethan felt no different about you. you spoke with a lightness and positivity he’d never seen in anybody before.

before you knew it, you had to return back to your dorm to get ready for the party.

you kept it cute and simple. a well-fitted, short, black, silk dress. you finished getting ready by the time you heard a group laughing and knocking on your door. “coming!”

you grabbed your purse and opened the door to your new friends.

“hey, ready to go?” you smiled at anika and the twins, but mostly at ethan, who was very obviously staring.

you guys walked the short distance to the party, held by one of chads frat brothers. you walked side by side with ethan, chatting, laughing, smiling.

to anyone else, they would’ve added flirting to that list.

by the time you got to the party, chad had found a pretty girl to put on his arm and anika and mindy were quick to find the kitchen.

which left you and ethan stuck together as you both didn’t want to be alone.

you thought for a moment before turning to ethan and yelling over the music, “wanna dance?”

he smiled happily and accepted your offer.

you grabbed his hand and pulled him to the living room where every hot, sweaty, college students were dancing on the closest body to them, not even taking into account everything that could go wrong.

nonetheless, you wrapped your arms around ethan’s neck and began swaying your hips to the beat of the song.

he had his hands awkwardly at his sides, not sure what to do with them. you laughed once you noticed and grabbed them, manually putting them on your waist.

“relax, loosen up,” you giggled as you started to get more into the flow of the dance.

one of your favorite songs started playing, granted it was unreleased, but everybody else seemed to know it well enough.

as everybody screamed the lyrics of the tune, you turned around and pressed your back to his chest, grinding on his crotch.

you could basically feel the heat radiating off of his face, but you figured it was from the thick air he was surrounded by.

you felt something hard poke at your butt and laughed, “take your phone out of your pocket, eth,”

“my phone isn’t in my pocket,” he admitted.

it quickly set in what he meant.

oh.

oh.

your eyes widened as you realized what he meant.

as you turned around, his head was low in embarrassment, and you smiled at his sensitivity.

“i’m really, really sorry if i made you in comfortable, i didn’t mean to, i’m so sorry, please don’t be mad,” he began apologizing profusely.

you just laughed. “oh honey, there’s nothing wrong with getting excited when a girl dances on you. besides, i’m really not uncomfortable or mad,” you explain.

he slowly lifts his head. “you’re not?” you shook your head. “no, not at all. will you let me help you, though?” you asked with a newly found confidence.

his eyes widened before rubbing them, as if to check if he was dreaming before nodding quickly.

you smiled, keeping a confident stride but internally sighing a breath of relief that you didn’t make yourself look stupid.

quickly, you grabbed ethan’s hand and made your way around the seemingly infinite roomed house, looking for an empty one.

soon enough, you found an unoccupied bedroom. you pulled him into the space and without another thought, you smashed your lips against his.

your lip gloss smeared onto his lips as he pressed you against the wall, his mouth quickly migrating to your neck and collarbone.

clothes were flying off within moments until you were both completely nude, save for ethan’s boxers.

he suddenly dropped to his knees, kissing your calves all the way up to your soft thighs, just absolutely worshipping you.

“you are so fucking beautiful,” ethan whispers, more of an observation than a compliment.

he threw your leg over his shoulders and looks up at you with the most pleading eyes you’d ever seen, they were almost sad.

you quickly nodded. “yeah, baby. go ahead,”

it took no longer than a single second for ethan to flatten his tongue against your heat and lick a long stripe up your cunt.

your breath caught in your throat as he suctioned his plump lips around your clit, whilst teasing one finger into your entrance.

your hand quickly flew to his hair and tugged slightly, and the whimper that vibrated against your bud did not help the withering calmness you were trying to maintain.

the moans you let out simply could not be contained even if your life depended on it as he ate you out like a starved man, not even to mention the intense finger fucking.

it didn’t take long for your orgasm to approach. your body shook as ethan held your hips against his face, lapping up everything you were giving him.

even after you came down from your high, you were nowhere near satisfied.

“ethan,” you breathed, pulling him up to his feet. “hm?” he answered quickly, before pushing his lips onto yours.

you moaned at the tart taste of you on his tongue, somehow making you want him more.

“eth, i need you to fuck me,”

he looked at you for a moment, and in no time, he had you pushed on the bed, boxers pulled off, and his tip aligned at your entrance.

as he pushed into you, it truly took everything in him not to cum right then and there. you were so tight, and it felt to him like his body was made for yours.

he was big, bigger than most guys you’ve been with, but it felt so good nonetheless.

ethan’s thrusts started out slow and tame, but he really couldn’t contain himself, not when someone as gorgeous as you was underneath him, making the most beautiful sounds he’d ever heard.

in between the sheer whimpers of pleasure, he asked “that feel good? yeah?”

you couldn’t even speak to respond, your eyes heavy in ecstasy as you felt the familiar twisting in your stomach, winding tighter and tighter until it finally snapped.

you threw your head back onto the mattress as you came, and not long after, ethan’s thrusts got sloppier and sloppier before he came long, hot, ropes inside of you.

he allowed a minute for the both of you to catch your breaths, knowing you’d need it.

after pulling out, ethan wasted no time pulling you into a deep, passionate, almost loving, kiss.

“that was fucking great, you’re fucking great,” you could feel his smile against your lips.

“why thank you,” you rolled your eyes sarcastically but couldn’t keep the smile that graced your lips at bay.

[l3viat8an]

Ok so- on TikTok I came across a series of books that are based off of the seven deadly sins and they’re spicy romance novels-

I want to gift them all their own books and see what would happen- I feel like Asmo would be very critical with it and be like “I would never do that” or “they should’ve done xyz not abc”

But ultimately I feel like sexual chaotic behavior would happen-

Oh but it’d be so much fun!!!

Firstly the boys will actually read the books- (tho if you’re around you can hear him scoffing or mumbling how he’d never do that, or it’s obviously better to do (position) instead-)

Asmo’s the most dramatic about it tho- he wants to read it with you and as he reads, he’ll tell you what he’d change and why. Ofc he can always show you if you’re willing~

Satan would make notes as he reads it. It’s not a horrible book, honestly, but there are so many things he wouldn’t do and it’s just a bit annoying to see his name there. He’ll give you the book and his notes asking that you read it and his notes, please add anything you’d like and he’ll compare your notes later. (he’s totally not trying to figure out what you’d like too ;))

Lucifer scoffs while reading it. Honestly why did you even give him this? Unless you’re tying to tell him, he’s not satisfying you?….no, no that’s ridiculous you’d tell him. He still reads the whole book just in case He’ll offer to show you what he’d change, although it might take allllll night-

[sol-insidious]

What if we were Funko Pop! Star Wars - The Mandalorian #461 and #482 and we were DinLuke-ing

(no background version and my IRL bobble dads below)

nyeheheheh

[safety-pin-punk]

punk bands recommendations that aren’t the go-tos? i like subhumans, the oozes and rage against the machine but i feel like no one talk about them. is there a reason why?

The reason no one talks about them? My best guess is that they just arent as popular and people dont know about them.

Rage Against The Machine is undoubtedly the most popular of the three and even then it doesnt come close to some of these very popular and talked about bands

But thats why *YOU* should talk about them and share them with people! Thats how they get popular!!

Onto music reccs though. Feel free to add more in the notes too!! (Mine are kinda all over the place with random smaller ish bands I like and new bands I’ve found ngl)

1. Dopamine

2. Kill Lincoln

3. Magnolia Park

4. Calling All Captains

5. Left Alone

6. Suburban Decay

7. Forever The Sickest Kids

8. Street Dogs

9. Teenage Bottle Rocket

10. Poptropicaslutz!

[bowloflentils]

Magazine advertisements for the many different iterations of Nihon Falcom's Popful Mail (PC-88, Mega CD, Super Famicom, and PC Engine CD).

Sources are: Micom BASIC March 1992, Micom BASIC January 1992, Micom BASIC April 1994, PC Engine Fan August 1994, and Dengeki Super Famicom June 17, 1994.

[apt502-if]

Imagine L finding one of those websites where college kids review their teachers and they show Cal that nearly every review of them includes their students talking about how hot they are…

L slumps back in their chair, their lips parted and their eyes unfocused. In front of them is their open laptop, the red and white backdrop of Cal's college website.

"I can't believe it..." L's voice is flat but tinged with slight hints of shock and even a little awe.

"What?" Cal asks.

Without turning to them, L spins the laptop around. Cal's brows furrow and they lean closer to peer at the screen, making a face reminiscent of someone trying to curl their lashes. "What...am I looking at?"

"You're looking at irrefutable proof that I'm fated to die in obscurity."

"Whaaa???"

L finally looks at Cal, swiping their finger on the mouse without breaking their gaze. "It's true. You are proof that people like badly dressed nerds." Cal rears back, affronted. L shakes their head, their voice growing stronger. "Socially awkward is in. People who wear the ugliest sweaters are celebrated. What does that mean for me? Stylish, beautiful, charming and successful?" Their face whitens, and Cal gives them credit for the dramatic flair. "My life is over."

Cal's expression is flat as they take the computer. "I don't know how you managed to make people liking my looks into something negative, but I am both hurt and impressed."