#pop pops pets

[napalmzombie]

nostalgia | PNGs

[meowingmoonn]

white agere stimboard

[xochimillilili]

"Ohhhh but you can't actually hear a pop sound when the knot goes innnn"

Have you even considered I'm a silly bitch whose going to be making sound effects the whole time we fuck? Where's your fucking whimsy bitch

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[digitalmemoriez]

✫･ﾟ*.2014･ﾟ✫*.

[pynkpommy]

Oh dear, someone left the pets unsupervised and they've made such a big mess 🤍

Would you help them clean it up? 💜

Enjoy the full version on BSKY or Twitter

[ladycharles]

My next single is Bedroom Pop - a 2000's coded song of filial love for artists who have fallen victim to the shady abusive "producers" lurking in every scene, a love letter to bedroom producers, an affirmation of the power of music to heal, and duet with one of the actors from Ouija Shark 🦈

If you're interested and want it in your library when it drops, give it a presave here!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ladycharles/bedroom-pop-feat-zoe-towne

💞💞💞

And here's an older tune or two if you want to check my stuff out -

It's nice to have a release to look forward to!

[sequinedrhinestones]

MICHAEL JACKSON // (01/∞) The Greatest Night in Pop

[555bunnies]

In another life I would be your girl…

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Chris Lowe and Neil Tennant - Pet Shop Boys (1986)

[lachatalovematcha]

🐱🧙🏻‍♀️˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚魔女と黒猫˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚🐱🧙🏻‍♀️

[gummycatop]

🫧 Bathtime Stimboard 🛁

CREDIT : @cheezitofthevalley

[lupiinist]

once james finds out regulus signs everything with rab he starts calling him rabbit (regulus does not appreciate, sirius is appalled, and barty and evan immediately jump into it)

[thorough-witness-enjoyer]

When it’s only 7am at Darkness Academy and Xivu is yelling across the classroom, Calus is drinking “””””””””water””””””””” from his golden Stanley, Rhulk just reminded the Witness that it forgot to collect the homework, Savathûn bypassed the school firewall to play TravelerMath games on her Chromebook, Nezarec just walked in blaring shitty music on a JBL speaker in his bag, Eramis skipped class so she wouldn’t have to present, and Oryx’s big ass head is blocking the board 💔

[innerxsanctum]

Pet Shop Boys at the MTV EMA 2024

[baksuz-art]

drew the POP POP cat meme and made it into a gif 😺

reblogs are greatly appreciated! 🫶