#poor vox

[cupidsncheerios]

loophalo part 2! vox didn't think this one through

og post / part 1

[dragengyrr]

OUT NOW only on Voxtek+ Premium: "The Rizz Demon strikes again!"

(…or "the moments from 666: Live On Air! by @prince-liest that had no reason being this funny.")

⚠️ Horny demons ahead (kinda) ⚠️

Anyway, excuse me if I mixed up the scenes where Alastor’s supposed to be more/less dressed, I can’t keep up with his undressing policy in the series, but I think it’s always funnier when he’s all buttoned up.

Edit: more Alastor in the dress! Yay!

[lalalalalalakakakak]

I love how everyone loves him.

He is too short 😭

I don't know if it's real or not, but If you missed what is going on THIS is the reddit post where someone posted a Viv's old DeviantArt:

Ah, the drawing i did is obviously a lazy screenshot redraw from this:

And here is a reference i had for the windows behind Vox. I just drew randomly red lines because i am a lazy fucker. But maybe it could be useful so i'll post it:

[martamatta95]

I've been seeing this everywhere too since Vizziepop shared it🤣💗

[allastoredeer]

Vox cranks his yank to twitter users hating on Alastor

cranks his yank.

I haven't heard that one before. Points for creativity!

And yes, 100%. This guy wants hate-sex with Alastor so bad, but he's never gonna get to so he has to resort to Twitter anti's.

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Part 1 Smashing Faces Next

Lol forgotten this in my drafts

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

[dirtgrubber]

devastating

[diurnalvl]

they're at a red carpet event, and valentino is asking about vox's dick.

[cupidsncheerios]

part 1 of the loophalo au! don't worry guys the radiostatic is next post

[dragengyrr]

Cash or check?

I have been smitten by this fanfic by @irrlicht-writes, where Vox willingly – although not quite imagining the consequences – gives away his heart to Alastor. Hooo, boy. Hooooo, boy. It’s terrible. I love it.

(I didn’t know I needed Alastor on opium, but now I do and I need more.)

[kenn-the-roach666]

since apparently yall still think I deserve free will smh

*cutely drops this and runs away*

[yanderefoeyay]

Alastor: You know i’m in the kind of mood where I’d actually say yes if you asked me on a date but then I remembered you’re dating Valentino so..

Vox almost snapping his phone in half in pure flustered panic typing his number: VAL WE GOTTA BREAK UP NOW TALK LATER

Vox in the most excited voice in his life: OK ALASTOR WILL YOU DATE ME??!

Alastor: Moods past :)

[zerana]

People who actually piss Alastor off:

Based on appearances of airplane ears…

Lucifer 🐥

Adam 🪽

Susan 🥩

Mysterious person who owns his soul and keeps him on a leash 🦌

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Who wishes he was on the list:

[lalalalalalakakakak]

CUPID VAL AU: First meeting!

You can find more info about Cupid Val Au in this post (i will make it a masterpost or something)

[lamb-dragonfly]

"Vox is bad. Irredeemable. True evil. Zero remorse"

*average Vox treatment