#poor vox

[dingbatsy]

#RadioStaticWeek Day 5: One is sick 🤒

Alastor has poor bedside manner

[dragengyrr]

OUT NOW only on Voxtek+ Premium: "The Rizz Demon strikes again!"

(…or "the moments from 666: Live On Air! by @prince-liest that had no reason being this funny.")

⚠️ Horny demons ahead (kinda) ⚠️

Anyway, excuse me if I mixed up the scenes where Alastor’s supposed to be more/less dressed, I can’t keep up with his undressing policy in the series, but I think it’s always funnier when he’s all buttoned up.

Edit: more Alastor in the dress! Yay!

[roach-master]

been in an angst mood for a while lol

[lalalalalalakakakak]

I love how everyone loves him.

He is too short 😭

I don't know if it's real or not, but If you missed what is going on THIS is the reddit post where someone posted a Viv's old DeviantArt:

Ah, the drawing i did is obviously a lazy screenshot redraw from this:

And here is a reference i had for the windows behind Vox. I just drew randomly red lines because i am a lazy fucker. But maybe it could be useful so i'll post it:

[cupidsncheerios]

honestly kinda obsessed with those radiostatic roleswaps where alastor is the obsessed one except like. 100% platonic.

like vox is still in love but alastor is just W̸̡̛̤͓̩͚̞̯͈̗̯̒̈̌̏̆̐̀͝E̵͙̊̉̃'̴̻̟̺̭̙̼̥̱͒͐̿L̷̡̤͚͚̜̗̮̹͔͎͒͆̆̆Ļ̴̼͙̭͖͛̀͊̎͊́͊͋̈́͝ͅ ̶̧̨̮̠͎͆̅͑͌̒̉̆̓̋́͘B̶̩̹̩̠̼͎͎̮͍̊̓͆͌̈́͐̓E̸̘̮̥̯̫͍̿̈́̽͋̈̍̃̎͘ ̵̧̨̧̨̛̣͓̗̰͇͌̌͜ͅB̵̨̠̙̙͓̿̿̉͆͂̏͘̕Ḛ̴̛̩̒͂̐̿̽͗̽͂̓̚͠Ṡ̴̢̛̹͙̮̊̂̒͋͌̔̋̚ͅT̷̨̪͈̥̜̫̻̦̳̝͈̜̓͛̉̔ ̵̡̗͕͙͖͎̣͍̗̜̻̑̔͗̆̈́̋͊͒F̶̡͓̪̬̅̃̕ͅR̷̨̪͖̞͂͗̉͛̑̎̔̔̊͘̚Í̸̧̖̇́̄̈́̈̏̈́́͐E̷͓̱͓̬̪̫̖̦̹̗̙̿͆͑͌̾͑̄́̓N̶̥͕̹͕̦̪̻̭̙͐̈́̒̊̅̒͌͂͜͠D̸̳͙͙͕̯̯̃͆̀̽̉̒̂S̵̢̡̲͙̼̩̥̦͆͜ ̸̢̨̰͔͕̒ͅF̴̟̮͂Ớ̷̡̟͎͇̠̠̙̘͍̩̖̥͑͊͊̇̇͌̊͝R̷͍̊̍͐͑̔̂͋Ė̶̛̠̳̖̭͉̤̺͖̜̂̉̀̇̔̃V̵̧͖̜̮̳̝̜̰̫̿͌̂̉́̈̾͗́̅͛͌ͅȄ̷̤̽̿̈̽̚Ř̸̡̛̫̮͈͚̯̊̈́̆͛̊̈ͅ

[martamatta95]

I've been seeing this everywhere too since Vizziepop shared it🤣💗

[allastoredeer]

Vox cranks his yank to twitter users hating on Alastor

cranks his yank.

I haven't heard that one before. Points for creativity!

And yes, 100%. This guy wants hate-sex with Alastor so bad, but he's never gonna get to so he has to resort to Twitter anti's.

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Part 1 Smashing Faces Next

Lol forgotten this in my drafts

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

[dirtgrubber]

devastating

[diurnalvl]

they're at a red carpet event, and valentino is asking about vox's dick.

[yanderefoeyay]

Alastor: You know i’m in the kind of mood where I’d actually say yes if you asked me on a date but then I remembered you’re dating Valentino so..

Vox almost snapping his phone in half in pure flustered panic typing his number: VAL WE GOTTA BREAK UP NOW TALK LATER

Vox in the most excited voice in his life: OK ALASTOR WILL YOU DATE ME??!

Alastor: Moods past :)

[dragengyrr]

Cash or check?

I have been smitten by this fanfic by @irrlicht-writes, where Vox willingly – although not quite imagining the consequences – gives away his heart to Alastor. Hooo, boy. Hooooo, boy. It’s terrible. I love it.

(I didn’t know I needed Alastor on opium, but now I do and I need more.)

[roach-master]

since apparently yall still think I deserve free will smh

*cutely drops this and runs away*

[zerana]

People who actually piss Alastor off:

Based on appearances of airplane ears…

Lucifer 🐥

Adam 🪽

Susan 🥩

Mysterious person who owns his soul and keeps him on a leash 🦌

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Who wishes he was on the list:

[cupidsncheerios]

okay i know we all like to theorize about how vox's anatomy works so i'd like to raise my personal theory: radiation poisoning

think about it.

he had a crt television on his shoulders for literal DECADES. his brain (assuming he had one) was either in or next to a cathode ray tube for like fifty years. those older models were chock full of lead and also could emit x-rays when the screen is on, and seeing as it's his face, that happened a lot.

anyway i propose that he has gills not because of any shark demon traits but because he got the simpsons three eyed fish treatment