#poor vox

[dingbatsy]

#RadioStaticWeek Day 5: One is sick 🤒

Alastor has poor bedside manner

[dragengyrr]

OUT NOW only on Voxtek+ Premium: "The Rizz Demon strikes again!"

(…or "the moments from 666: Live On Air! by @prince-liest that had no reason being this funny.")

⚠️ Horny demons ahead (kinda) ⚠️

Anyway, excuse me if I mixed up the scenes where Alastor’s supposed to be more/less dressed, I can’t keep up with his undressing policy in the series, but I think it’s always funnier when he’s all buttoned up.

Edit: more Alastor in the dress! Yay!

[roach-master]

been in an angst mood for a while lol

[lalalalalalakakakak]

I love how everyone loves him.

He is too short 😭

I don't know if it's real or not, but If you missed what is going on THIS is the reddit post where someone posted a Viv's old DeviantArt:

Ah, the drawing i did is obviously a lazy screenshot redraw from this:

And here is a reference i had for the windows behind Vox. I just drew randomly red lines because i am a lazy fucker. But maybe it could be useful so i'll post it:

[cupidsncheerios]

honestly kinda obsessed with those radiostatic roleswaps where alastor is the obsessed one except like. 100% platonic.

like vox is still in love but alastor is just W̸̡̛̤͓̩͚̞̯͈̗̯̒̈̌̏̆̐̀͝E̵͙̊̉̃'̴̻̟̺̭̙̼̥̱͒͐̿L̷̡̤͚͚̜̗̮̹͔͎͒͆̆̆Ļ̴̼͙̭͖͛̀͊̎͊́͊͋̈́͝ͅ ̶̧̨̮̠͎͆̅͑͌̒̉̆̓̋́͘B̶̩̹̩̠̼͎͎̮͍̊̓͆͌̈́͐̓E̸̘̮̥̯̫͍̿̈́̽͋̈̍̃̎͘ ̵̧̨̧̨̛̣͓̗̰͇͌̌͜ͅB̵̨̠̙̙͓̿̿̉͆͂̏͘̕Ḛ̴̛̩̒͂̐̿̽͗̽͂̓̚͠Ṡ̴̢̛̹͙̮̊̂̒͋͌̔̋̚ͅT̷̨̪͈̥̜̫̻̦̳̝͈̜̓͛̉̔ ̵̡̗͕͙͖͎̣͍̗̜̻̑̔͗̆̈́̋͊͒F̶̡͓̪̬̅̃̕ͅR̷̨̪͖̞͂͗̉͛̑̎̔̔̊͘̚Í̸̧̖̇́̄̈́̈̏̈́́͐E̷͓̱͓̬̪̫̖̦̹̗̙̿͆͑͌̾͑̄́̓N̶̥͕̹͕̦̪̻̭̙͐̈́̒̊̅̒͌͂͜͠D̸̳͙͙͕̯̯̃͆̀̽̉̒̂S̵̢̡̲͙̼̩̥̦͆͜ ̸̢̨̰͔͕̒ͅF̴̟̮͂Ớ̷̡̟͎͇̠̠̙̘͍̩̖̥͑͊͊̇̇͌̊͝R̷͍̊̍͐͑̔̂͋Ė̶̛̠̳̖̭͉̤̺͖̜̂̉̀̇̔̃V̵̧͖̜̮̳̝̜̰̫̿͌̂̉́̈̾͗́̅͛͌ͅȄ̷̤̽̿̈̽̚Ř̸̡̛̫̮͈͚̯̊̈́̆͛̊̈ͅ

[martamatta95]

I've been seeing this everywhere too since Vizziepop shared it🤣💗

[allastoredeer]

Vox cranks his yank to twitter users hating on Alastor

cranks his yank.

I haven't heard that one before. Points for creativity!

And yes, 100%. This guy wants hate-sex with Alastor so bad, but he's never gonna get to so he has to resort to Twitter anti's.

[ruleroftheimps]

I am still trying to process how the a/b/o idea was so popular lol, but while I procrastinate potentially plot that, another idea popped in my head (Well- It's been floating around in my head and I finally nabbed it to be more accurate.)

Brief emetophobia warning, as this idea does have a few references to that, as well as food allergies, starvation, and what's basically an eating disorder? I'm not sure how to describe it, but I'm putting a read more just because of all that. Well, and because it's pretty long.

It's really just an where Vox has severe allergies to anything that isn't directly from sea food. The reasons why could vary; he had allergies while alive and somebody thought making them worse would be funny, the person in charge of designing their forms just thought it'd be funny in general, or maybe he just had bad luck (I mean, he ended up with a TV for a head-)

Essentially, anything that comes from a land animal or bird causes really bad rashes and hives (Amphibious creatures tend to be hit or miss), and anything that comes from plants results in severe choking, coughing, low blood pressure, vomiting, and eventually (temporary) death. Epipens and stuff like that don't really work if not administered like, a millisecond after he ingests whatever it is, because mechanical shit starts shutting down too, and the medicine doesn't fix that. When Vox first fell into Hell, he ended up quickly deciding 'Oh, you know what? Starving to death and reviving is better than this.' It took him a long to time to find out what would and what would not trigger reactions, and he ended up dying a lot during that time.

I guess a slight difference that is sort of important to mention is in this timeline/alternate universe, the more you die, the faster you regenerate. The cause also affects speed, obviously. So when Vox dies because of an allergy, it initially took him roughly half a day to fix all the stuff that stopped working, but it reached the point where it's now ten minutes at most. This also carried over to when he loses in fights to Alastor, so, at most, it takes him half an hour to get back up. Alastor is understandably annoyed by this, because he can literally rip Vox apart, and then get jumped less than an hour later while he's still recovering, because unlike Vox who's died somewhere upwards of a hundred times, Alastor's never died in Hell. Basically, Vox has the advantage of speed.

While he and Al were friends though (Don't know if you can tell, but my favorite version of Vox is CRT head Vox lol), Alastor would make his 'special' meals, because apparently any sinners that are primarily fish based (Aka, Papermint, who's ONLY exempt from Vox's cannibalism because he's does there taxes) are perfectly fine for him to eat. Alastor would go to Rosie's and basically buy the best cuts, make sure they were from Sinners he was 100% sure would be safe, and then make Vox something that actually tasted good using the limited seasonings he could. He also learned how to make a version of candied salmon for Vox's sweet tooth, and did Vox just break down at being able to eat something that isn't just straight sugar for the first time in years.

Yeah, Alastor claimed it was just because it wasn't amusing if Vox spent an hour coughing up his lungs and then another hour regenerating, but Rosie knew what was up. Love is her specialty after all.

But, sometime after Val fell into Hell, Alastor ended up needing to cut off ties with Vox, because the person he sold his soul to (Let's say... Roo and Eve became one person for this fic) thought he was getting too cozy. So he... may have intentionally slipped something multiple things in Vox's food when he invited him over, and Vox, who trusted him unconditionally, got a pretty nasty shock when Alastor ripped him apart and basically told him how he was good for nothing more than entertainment while he was dying on the floor. When he recovered, he ended up getting very depressed and met Valentino, and the two became fast friends. Vox was hesitant to tell him about his weakness, but Valentino actually was pretty good about it. Okay, maybe he slipped something in his food once, but he regretted it immediately when he saw how bad the reaction was, and then became immensely protective of Vox, who actually got so much better mentally because of this. When Velvette joined the Vees, she became super protective too.

Aaaand that brings us to the modern timeline (Help, this is super long), where the entire season progresses as normal, but, after the battle with the angels, Vox, after literal decades of no reactions, starts mysteriously getting really bad reactions out of seemingly nowhere. After a really bad incident in public, at Val's club, which they barely managed to get out of without being seen due to Val doing an impromptu sale on a night with the dancers (who had thought it was just dancing), they end up realizing somebody's spiking the food. The first thought is obviously Alastor (Alastor has never done anything with Vox's food after the first fight), but after several cases where Val and Velvette actually watch the prep from start to finish while Vox's is stalking watching Alastor, and Vox still has a reaction, they realize, okay, no, it's somebody else.

And then they come up with the bright idea of sending Vox to the hotel because it's the safest place they can think of while Velvette and Valentino try to hunt down the culprit. Charlie, understandably, refuses them when they just appear, especially because of Valentino, but then Vox purposefully eats a brownie or something (He's been craving chocolate for the past 70 years or so, give him a break), much to Alastor's horror, and Charlie decides because of that coupled with the fact that Vox basically stated point blank he will starve himself to death because that is his only other option, maybe he can stay. Angel does get time off too though.

Cue Alastor realizing, okay, maybe he still does care about the insufferable picture box, Roo/Eve appearing repeatedly and threatening to punish him if he doesn't obey and stop hanging out with Vox, who is having an existential crisis, because on one hand, Alastor tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but on the other, he's still kind of hot??? Velvette and Val checking in every once in a while, as well as three new guests who all appear at a suspicious time, and, oh wait, look at that, don't they all have a grudge against the Vees and Vox in particular? Sure hope it's not one of them that's been spiking Vox's food...

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Part 1 Smashing Faces Next

Lol forgotten this in my drafts

[nouverx]

Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it

[dirtgrubber]

devastating

[diurnalvl]

they're at a red carpet event, and valentino is asking about vox's dick.

[dragengyrr]

Cash or check?

I have been smitten by this fanfic by @irrlicht-writes, where Vox willingly – although not quite imagining the consequences – gives away his heart to Alastor. Hooo, boy. Hooooo, boy. It’s terrible. I love it.

(I didn’t know I needed Alastor on opium, but now I do and I need more.)

[roach-master]

since apparently yall still think I deserve free will smh

*cutely drops this and runs away*

[yanderefoeyay]

Alastor: You know i’m in the kind of mood where I’d actually say yes if you asked me on a date but then I remembered you’re dating Valentino so..

Vox almost snapping his phone in half in pure flustered panic typing his number: VAL WE GOTTA BREAK UP NOW TALK LATER

Vox in the most excited voice in his life: OK ALASTOR WILL YOU DATE ME??!

Alastor: Moods past :)

[cupidsncheerios]

okay i know we all like to theorize about how vox's anatomy works so i'd like to raise my personal theory: radiation poisoning

think about it.

he had a crt television on his shoulders for literal DECADES. his brain (assuming he had one) was either in or next to a cathode ray tube for like fifty years. those older models were chock full of lead and also could emit x-rays when the screen is on, and seeing as it's his face, that happened a lot.

anyway i propose that he has gills not because of any shark demon traits but because he got the simpsons three eyed fish treatment