#poor rex is tired

[bibannana]

Fives *waving*: See ya Rex! Wouldn't want to be ya!

Echo *also waving*: Bye Captain!

Rex *waves back*: Bye Fives, Echo. *muttering* I wouldn't want to be me either.

Echo*whips around dragging a stressed looking Fives*: Are you okay? Rex? How can we help?!

Rex *who has to keep cleaning up after the Domino Twins*: Yeah, I'm fine. Go annoy Cody you two.

*Rex was in fact not fine (man is ridiculously stressed)*

[redbean-nom]

Cadets

(aka trash children, chaos children, and children who understand 98 is getting graded on this)

Inspired by @thefoundationproject! Closeups under the cut:

jesse got this pic from jangotat:

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Rex who just got off an important call to see Fives, Echo, and Jesse in hysterics: Can someone please explain to me why Dogma is in the fetal position and Hardcase is unconscious?

Jesse, who's always in the wrong place at the wrong time: See, what happened, was Denal let it slip in sabaac that Dogma is afraid of ghosts, so Fives, Echo, and Hardcase thought it would be funny to dress up like a ghost and scare him.

Rex, a very tired dad: I'm going to assume it worked.

Echo, the favorite: Oh, it did. I've never seen a full-grown adult man scream that high before. But we've also learned that when Dogma doesn't have a weapon in his hands, his first instinct when scared is to throat-chop people. I think Kix is resetting his larynx as we speak.

Rex: I'm too old for this shit

[breedbun]

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zhongli/rex lapis x bottom m!reader

details: amab reader, humiliation, feminisation, size diff, public, anal, blowjob, self-indulgent, reader is an incubus, dubcon, rough, bondage, punishment, praise×degradation

minors dni 18+

do not repost 🚫

fanfic below vv

you don't remember when or how you got yourself in this mess, but god, you were not complaining. albeit the fact you're whining, crying and moaning like a slut in front of so many people, it's the fact you have never felt this fulfilled in your fucking life. vigorously being fucked like a dog, humiliated and bred like a bitch in heat. caus' of the blindfold over your eyes neatly going behind your ears, you can hear the very obvious chattering of people below the wooden surface you were on and even cameras clicking, flashing, all for you. you can't see anything, but you sure can hear and feel everything. the back of your thighs slapped against morax's, the squelching sound of his cum in your tight cunt as he consistently and violently kept thrusting into you. this wasn't the first time you've been fucked publicly as a punishment, you were an incubus afterall. it all started with you flirting with this oh so mighty god, wanting to earn his trust and protection.. except, you didn't realise you were just trapping yourself in his grasp— “slut, still smiling are you?" pfft, i mean, how could you not? that thick cock was addicting, just thinking about it would turn him on. but being publicly bred, and being forced an orgasm after orgasm? that would linger in your mind forever.

smack!

a loud, embarrassing moan escapes your throat with the spank, choking on sobs as you gasped for air with the soreness in your throat from his throatfucking previously making you cough. you were definitely drooling now.

his rhythm was clean, smooth, and rough. he pulls all the way out, just enough for the tip to barely be in you, leaving that empty feel inside your cheeks. don't worry though, he quickly thrusts back in at full strength, forcing your abused hole to take his full length in.

..how long was this going for? you don't even know. your wrists and shoulders are starting to hurt, hands tightly trapped in a rough rag he tied around your arms. the only reason why he didn't gag you, was because he wanted to let everyone hear what a whore you were, turned into his fucktoy for sleeping around with another mortal man who doesn't even deserve a glance of your divine, heavenly body. if it weren't for the wet blindfold around your eyes, you'd bet he'd tell you to keep your pretty eyes on him. he wraps his much bigger hand around the belt buckle, using a suffocating make-shift leash gripping tight on your throat, the leather grazing the many bite marks and hickies on your poor neck..

maybe you should sleep with even uglier mortals, he'll get more angry and take even more drastic measures.. like fucking you harder and longer.

"you better learn your lesson quick, before i fuck you to death."

clueless morax, that's exactly what you want.

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hi this is my first fanfic im tired of always fucking zhongli instead of being fucked by him, so take this not proofread shit fic i made... bye

~ `` zayel, 31/3/24 ``

[dragon-ascent]

Okay first order of business- Sini you’re a genius and I love reading your works, like I have a list of Tumblr blogs in my notes app that I check weekly (poor short-term memory so I always forget the names/authors of fics I like) and you were one of the first ones on my list.

Second order of business is the thought I had that I thought you might enjoy, it spawned into existence while I was reading the Morax Cuteness Aggression post and I want you to consider this:

Adeptus!Reader who’s a frequent subject (read “victim”) of his cuteness aggression or even just silly centuries-old-dragon affection. It makes it even funnier- in a cute way- that this could probably go on for several decades, given the average lifespan of an Adeptus; there’s no escaping being Zhongli’s favourite little beastie, you’re stuck with him (not like that’s a bad thing, though).

You’re meditating peacefully in Jueyun Karst, knelt in the grass as birds chirp in the trees, leaves rustling gently in the wind. It’s so calm, so serene, and you just feel so relaxed… and then all of a sudden the ground beneath you starts shaking- it’s an earthquake??? You’re too busy being shaken like a maraca to notice your God, several hundred yards away, watching you struggle to find your footing with a soft and smitten smile on his face.

Another day you decide to try something Madame Ping recommended to you, Tai Chi, and as you move gracefully, beginning to really get in the zone and get the hang of it, a stone pillar has just erupted from the ground inches in front of you; you back up to avoid it, only for another appear, then another and another. The next thing you know, you’re dodging stone pillars left and right- where the hell are they even coming from? When you complain of the strange occurrence later to Xiao, he chooses not to mention that Morax had been taking a walk in that particular area around the same time.

You’re taking a walk just outside the harbour- dealing with humans can be so tiring sometimes- and a patch of flowers catches your eye. You kneel down in front of them, gently running your hands across the soft petals and inhaling the sweet smell of wildflowers; you’re an Adeptus, after all, you’re connected to nature and the earth like nothing else. It puts a serene smile on your face and instantly brightens your mood, you pluck one of the flowers and put it behind your ear and- when did all this damn cor lapis get here?? You just blinked and suddenly there’s chunks of it poking out of the ground all around you. Who could have done that?

Maybe Adeptus!Reader has a tail of some kind, maybe part or fully dragon (capable of shapeshifting and just likes looking partially like a dragon? I don’t know). Reader gets a little nervous and antsy at a gathering, pulling their tail across their lap and wringing it gently in their hands as a self-soothing gesture, they gaze off distantly and somehow fail to register the sound of stone cracking. The culprit is Morax, gripping the stone table he sits at with such force that it crumbles beneath his hands because FUCK that’s so cute- do you even know what you do to him??

Just thoughts of silly silly Morax letting his heart get the better of him when his favourite Adeptus, his beloved reader, is just so darn cute.

Waaahhh thank you for reading and enjoying my stuff a lot!! ♡♡

My GOODNESS this is too cute!!! Smiling so wide reading this!! Morax being a big silly sweetie with the way he expresses his cuteness-aggression AH I'm in love with these scenarios!! The bit with the tail omg I can't!!

Eventually reader might connect the dots...but it could take a few thousand years, heh. Maybe they're savoring some lovely sweets they'd brought back from a trip to Fontaine, wiggling in glee at the flavours...and then a bunch of sparrows made of Geo materialise out of nowhere and take flight?? You stare at them in confusion, reminded of how Rex Lapis used to summon Geo animals too, and just then Zhongli of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor passes by, externally as calm as a leaf on still water.

[flyiingsly]

Briefing

Pairing : The 501st x reader

Summary : Early mission's briefing and night out at the 79' aren't the best match for you and your fellow troopers, much to Rex's despair.

A/N : Just a (really) short thing that was waiting in my WIPs folder for several months already ... It was inspired by a very early and boring meeting I had one day at work, I was nearly falling asleep on my chair and the only thing I was able to think about to stay awake were our favorite Boys in Blue. It was quiet efficient actually ! Enjoy ❤

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It was early in the morning. Well, not so early in fact, but it felt like. You were unusually late to the briefing, not that much, but late enough to arrive after Anakin, who was already here, visibly struggling to stay upright.

You were supposed to leave for a simple recon mission this afternoon with the 501st. Not a dangerous one, only routine on a neutral planet near Coruscant, just to make sure everything was still alright there.

The problem was, last night was not really relaxing. You and the boys had spent most of the night at the 79’ with your General, which wasn’t often, for most of the nights he spent on Coruscant, he stayed with a certain Senator. But not this time. She had been sent on a diplomatic meeting somewhere else in the galaxy, so he gladly joined you at the bar when you asked him. And it was even more funny than usual this way.

But now that you were all here standing in front of General Kenobi, all sleep deprived and some still sobering up, it wasn’t really funny anymore. Of course, it wasn’t your first night off at the 79’, and it was more than worth it, but still, waking up the next morning was always a bit hard. Only Rex and Dogma were good looking, the first because he stayed at the base finishing reports (and yet you tried your best to make him come with you, in vain) and the second because, well, he never seemed to suffer from lack of sleep, strangely (and he left the bar a bit earlier than anyone else, but still, it was far from enough sleep anyway).

It was glorious, Echo and Fives were leaning against each other, trying their best not to fall on the ground, Kix was staring into space, dark circles around his wide opened, completely empty eyes, his third cup of caf in his hand, Anakin was trying to yawn in the most discreet way possible, when Hardcase was, on the contrary, yawning widely, showing all of his teeth to a glaring Dogma. Even Jesse, who was usually doing his best to look as presentable as possible, was a mess, and you weren’t feeling very good neither to be honest. But most of all, Tup was missing, and nobody was able to tell where he was.

Obi-Wan and Rex decided to start the meeting anyway, it was already late enough, you’ll resume it to him when he’ll show up, you thought.

Staying focused was difficult as hell, and Ahsoka couldn’t help but grin at all your sleepy faces. But soon, Fives legs couldn’t take it anymore, and he suddenly collapsed on the ground, dragging a very surprised Echo in his fall. Rex’s eyes widened with embarrassment while Obi-Wan held a smile back. Dogma looked absolutely outraged, but the rest of the company started to laugh uncontrollably at the sight of the two ARCs laying comically on the ground, too tired and stunned to get up.

“ARC Troopers, stand up, immediately !” Rex screamed at them, cheeks turning red.

The poor Captain was so done it showed on his face. He was trying to stay composed, but the expression he wore was so priceless it made the scene even more funny.

You and Anakin helped the two soldiers on their feet, Echo’s arm grabbing your shoulders tightly not to lose his balance again. You were doing your best to contain your laughter, but the lack of sleep and the nervousness due to the multiple cups of caf you ingurgitated right before weren’t helping.

Nobody was able to calm down anyway, and since even Obi-Wan seemed amused by the situation when he turned toward him in search of some support, all that was left for Rex to do was facepalming heavily, probably asking himself was he was doing with his life right now.

The sudden scream coming from one of the nearby technicians working on the company transport ship suddenly made everyone stop laughing, all faces turning toward the origin of the noise.

Then you heard Fives murmured with a mischievous smile on his lips.

“I think someone finally found Tup !”

Rex looked at him with a horrified look on his face.

“What the hell ? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AGAIN YOU LITTLE … ?”

He didn’t got the chance to have an answer for a technician showed up in the second, asking him to come and see what he had just saw, because, apparently, one of his men was “asleep, snoring and duct-taped to the cockpit’s celling”.

You swear you caught the Captain’s head begin to steam as everyone started to cackle again, hurrying to follow the shocked technician to the said ship. Passing by Fives, who was laughing his ass off, he sent him a frightening death glare.

Needless to say that some troopers received a huge amount of chores to do after that failed briefing.

[winniethewife]

Kinktober Day 4

Day four: Thigh riding (Captain Rex x reader)

Warnings: smut under the cut, nsfw, 18+, FemBodied, armor kink, thigh riding, praise

Minors DNI

Words: 584

It had been a ridiculously long time since Rex had been back to his quarters on Coruscant, and it felt even longer since he had seen his loving partner. So to walk into his quarters and find her sitting on his bunk in just her underwear and a long shirt reading something off her data pad. What a blessing

“Cyar’ika, you’re a sight for sore eyes” Rex says with an edge of exhaustion in his voice. He was worn out from the campaign he had just returned from. She stands up, putting the data pad to the side as she approaches him.

“My love, you look so tired. My poor darling.” She lovingly coos as she gently embraces him, running her hands along the small of his back, looking up to him with love in her eyes.

“That’s probably because I am.” He chuckles slightly as he runs his fingers through her hair. Her presence is healing for him, taking his mind off of everything that troubles him. He pulls her in closer and kisses her softly. His rough lips gliding over her soft ones, his tongue slips into her mouth as they pull each other closer together.

“Let me help you with that Darling.” She whispers softly against his lips as they break the kiss. She kisses him again as she carefully leads him to the bed and sits him down on the bed. He smiles into the kiss as she does this knowing exactly what’s on her mind. He pulled her onto his lap her legs on either side of his thigh. She begins to rolls her hips on him, small pathetic mewls escaping her lips as she rides the apex of his armor, the groove of the armor stimulating her clit as she moved. Her nails digging into his shoulders as she moves on him.

“Cyar’ika, you look too good when you do that.” Rex murmurs lustfully as he watches her movement his hand on her hips guiding her gently against the ridge of his plastiod covered thigh. She looks him in the eyes and a soft sigh comes through her lips, the way he was looking at her, the need in his eyes, it drove her crazy.

“Rex…Maker this is…ngh.” She grunts as she feels the pressure of the pleasure building in her abdomen. She can’t think straight, she leans forward and rests her head on his shoulder. Both of them are breathing heavily as she moves along his thigh. She feels the tight knot in her abdomen get tighter and tighter as she moves on him.

“That’s it sweetheart. You gonna cum for me Mesh’la?” He groans into her ear as he starts to pull her down on his thigh, the pressure of his armor on her throbbing clit bringing her closer and closer to her climax.

“Kriff…Rex…I’m-Ah!” She groans as she holds him tightly for support as she rides out her high. Her eyes roll back into her head as she lets out a moan of pleasure.

“That’s a good girl Cyar’ika. You’re so pretty when you cum Sweetheart.” Rex sings her praises quietly into her ear as she shakes in pleasure. After a moment of recovery he lays her down on the bunk and starts to undress. He grins as he notices that the thigh plate she was on was soaked with her slick.

“I’m not done with you yet. Mesh’la.” He playfully growls as he gets on top of her.

“I didn’t think you would be”

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Kinktober Masterlist

[skywalkerrtno]

If I remember correctly, doesn´t Rex refuse to fight at first in Rebels when Kanan, Ezra and the rest ask him for help.

He excuses himslef saying he is tired of fighting, that his ´´warrior´´ era is over or smth like that.

This contrasts heavily with the Rex we see in the whole Clone wars era, but specially with the Rex we are seeing in The Bad Batch.

As he continues to fight the Empire and rescue his clone brothers. The clones are beginning to rebel against the Empire as they awaken from the inhibitor chips, realizing what the Empire is doing.

Both him and Echo are specially focused on this.

Then what causes him to shift to drastically?

What if the whole bad batch dies and Omega is left alone, or captured again?

Rex loses once again, with them gone, but Gregor and Wolffe being rescued among others he decides its time to retire. He has completed his job and now he deseves to rest +, so they go, together and try to get away from the empire, trying to search for peace in a galaxy that hasnt seen this in a long time.

This would explain in some way why we never see Echo with Rex in rebels. Him, nor any of the other Bad batchers are even mentioned.

Are they dead? Or do they just live in peace in Pabu? Then how do they complete the whole ¨Project Necromancer¨ if Omega never gets captured again?

Maybe we get a massive sacrifice from some character to save Omega after she has already been used and her blood extracted so this would give the empire whast they want, whilst also saving our poor girl.

I mean, they did say we were gonna cry with this season.

[auroramoon-draws16]

My friend convinced me to get into Star Wars

Send help

(Warning: SPOILERS and I’m not THAT into it, so correct where you see fit)

Assassin’s Creed x Star Wars

But the Brotherhood is an ancient af group, as old or older than the og Jedi order, they’re so secretive and mysterious that not even the modern order are sure they exist. Kind of like a spooky myth?

The Force be like: “Brotherhood? What Brotherhood? I didn’t help make any Brotherhood!” We love a bad gaslighting bitch 💜

I think they’d be force users who pretty much do as their original universe do: “We work in the Dark to serve the Light.” All the tenants included.

Their sabers are small af and more blade-like, sort of like the darkblade, but crystal clear and emits very little light, they barely make any noise too. (Phantom Sabers? Maybe? That sounds cool, right?) The Assassins got the white hoods and shit too. Omfg they can finally do the Leap of Faith wherever they want! Fuck gravity! We have the fucking force!

As for Eagle Vision, I think you could pass it off as a force ability. Being able to sense feelings and danger is a thing already, so being able to do a large sweep and tag friend/foe would be a step above that. Also treasures. Like the grabby lil dragons our Assassin babies are. They need to be able to fund shenanigans on the fly, and not all of them have time to grab some from their reserves!

As for their role in the main Star Wars story, we got options:

Shoving Desmond into this shit because I can~

Desmond and his Team™️ investigate the Clone Wars shit, because the Brotherhood has always been against oppression and have been systematically wiping out slavery from several parts of the galaxy for a while now, so they would automatically get suspicious. (Clones? Meant for fighting?? For an entire republic??? With no rights of their own???? Idk man, that sounds sus. Oh and the Jedi don’t have a choice because there’s a whole ass war and it would be against their code not to do anything about it? And there’s an order to kill literally all of them at a moment’s notice? Alright, guess we’ll fix this ourselves!)

Des and the crew find the chips and save the Jedi from mass genocide. Maybe killing Palpatine, because fuck that guy.

Would they need to reveal the Brotherhood’s existence to have that happen? Probably not, but it could happen. Boy, wouldn’t that be interesting?

Also, clone shenanigans, because I love them sm

Especially Bad Batch and Domino Squad

And Rex and Cody

My poor babies

But: if the Brotherhood was weakened like in their og universe and they couldn’t investigate (lets say they were compromised by the Sith for a while before the clone wars)

+ Des was born a bit later

Time to aid the rebellion and face destiny!

(If you REALLY want to throw Des into bullshit, like I know you do: Time travel fix it fic with Luke, Leia, Han, and Desmond!)

(You may also include Mandalorian fun, because I also love the Mandos, my other babies <3 Mandalorian culture goes hard and the fics that include them have kidnapped surprise adopted me)

Y’all have fun, I’m tired ^_^💜

[cometrose]

Here is your one (1) free pass to yap about the stupid ass adeptus gang and their shenanigans (i love zhongli having been the Tired Responsible One for his entire life... he would 100% buy/have been gifted the 'proud mother of a couple of dumbass kids' shirt)

zhongli and his adepti are like one of my favorite bands of characters alongside itto and his arataki gang they are so funnyy

the adepti appear to be very serious and strict which they are but they are also insane???? Part of the story as a whole is to show that the divine aren't too different from humans and this includes the adepti.

Streetward Rambler and Guizhong arguing about music so Morax had to take away the bell after Cloud Retainer tattled? Cloud Retainer lending Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper her cooking device that they still haven't given back? Or that one time Cloud Retainer built a snowmobile with Guizhong and Ping before Moon Carver crashed it and it took hours to dig him out of the snow? All 3 of the so called elite adepti and even the god of liyue himself trying to help some kid reconcile with his father?

the adepti are all very unserious very much freaks of nature.

I think about the Yakshas as well especially Menogias, poor guy was born to style forced to slay. It's funny how his designs were so intricate that none of the fellow yakshas wanted to wear it but he was so stubborn about it that even Rex Lapis couldn't change his mind. In fact there is not enough Morax and his yakshas lore. Like please i beg every day for Zhongli to talk about people in his past. I know he wont but I want to believe anyway.

A part of me believes that once Zhongli quit being the geo archon and moved to the harbor, cloud retainer, moon carver and mountain shaper had a terrible case of empty nest loneliness. We all know how that turned out for Xianyun but I expect it's only a matter of time before the other 2 come closer to the harbor as well. Perhaps to follow Zhongli around like lost ducklings.

In one of Xianyun's character stories, Zhongli had a commission for consultancy but he was busy and just sent her to do it. I'm gonna tear up but the idea that Zhongli knew this task would be perfect for her and just sent her on her way is just the cutest.

Also in her voiceline for Zhongli, when she told him she was coming to the harbor he basically gave her a shopping list of things to do and how to arrange her home. I love the idea of Zhongli stepping into Cloud Retainer's new house and just instantly moving the furniture to ensure proper Feng Shui. Like the list was so extensive that CR got overwhelmed -like her of all people- getting overwhelmed with knowledge is amusing.

Moon Carver is one of Rex Lapis disciplines so its clear that even amongst the older adepti that Zhongli is a still a teacher and won't hesitate to lecture them. These days I am sure he trying to be a more relaxed person but old habits are hard to break.

I haven't even talked about Zhongli and Xiao which are my favorite dynamic in the entire game I love when they are together. But Zhongli slowly trying to get Xiao to open up and experience the beauties of life and get closer to humanity every lantern rite I might weep. Like lying about stupid sesame seed oil last year and now hes flying kites this year, Zhongli is playing some incredible 5D chess to get Xiao to visit him more without explicitly saying it. BECAUSE he knows if he tells Xiao to see him he will but he doesn't want to force Xiao to come he wants him to come on his own means.

Kind of reminds me how Zhongli keeps birds. Ya know he has like bird cages where he keeps birds which he then takes around but based on his disposition I believe Zhongli is an expert and keeping birds to stay. Just building them homes and cages and of course he lets them come and go freely but some of them find his homes so nice that they decide to stay with him. So yeah I think Zhongli is deliberately treating Xiao like a bird that will return to him by his own means.

Anyway I would love love loveeee to put all the adepti in a room and just watch them work. Like CR, MC and MS are bound to start an argument while Xiao tries to linger in the corner, Ganyu tries to attend to all of them while Ping and Zhongli just laugh in the chaos.

Damn, the fact I haven't seen Ganyu and Zhongli interact since the Liyue archon quest is a crime, they are the only Zhongli relationship that I am craving to see (other than zhongli neuvillette). I want to believe it is just because Ganyu would blow his cover instantly. She would have to bite her tongue to avoid calling him Rex Lapis.

Speaking of Ganyu the fact one of the first thing CR says about her is that she was once so fat she rolled down as hill? Or in Zhongli's voicelines he implies she is stronger or even fiercer than she looks so much so that she would be embarrassed by his lack of delicacy when describing her.

I have mentioned this is another post but it's kind of sweet how much the adepti like Zhongli. He is more than their god but also a very treasured companion and friend. First he always calls them his friends ("a friend approaches" AND THEN XIAO APPEARS). But like god forbid you are rude to him because they would storm off or snap at you (Xiao and Xianyun). Don't disrespect him or they'll hate you for years (Ganyu). But at the same time he is a friend that eats dinner with them during Lantern Rite or a friend they make fun of for making square cups.

Of course I imagine there is a lot of respect in their relationship and a noticeable power imbalance. I kind of imagined that with becoming "Zhongli" Morax not wanted only to become closer to humanity but also bridge the gap between himself and the adepti. Show them not only the beauty of a world led by humans but also to come to them not as their overlord but as a treasured friend. The adepti clearly hold him in very high esteem recognizing his sacrifice, strength and good of heart.

WHICH is why i'll never accept people who call Morax a tyrant because the adepti saw Morax out and about and were like "damn im gonna follow this guy for the rest of eternity he's so cool".

I also think it is hilarious how Zhongli has influenced the adepti and how they just kind of absorbed some of his personality traits. Part of the reason Ganyu is so dedicated and hardworking to the point of exhaustion is because of how much she looks up to Rex Lapis, she even states that her work could never compare to what he has done for Liyue so she pushes herself even harder.

Or Xiao the most loyal of the adepti who still works tirelessly to this day because of his contract. I believe the adepti especially the younger ones were like "he works so hard and sacrifices everything i will do just that!".

Even Yanfei who has never formed a contract with him still maintains that hardworking attitude but without the self-sacrifice so she is like the perfect Liyue citizen in Zhongli's eyes.

anyway I have some thoughts on adepti shenanigans i would love to see

Adepti feast, put them all in a room I expect a very elegant and mature feast but I also expect someone to break something. Maybe they will behave themselves with Zhongli next to them maybe they won't we have to see. In fact put Shenhe and Yaoyao there too lets cause problems

Adepti shopping spree. Xianyun and Zhongli are terrible they will buy anything they set their eyes on. Xianyun falls for marketing scams but then there is Zhongli who won't fall for scams but buys everything at full price anyway. They reek absolute havoc in the shopping district once they get paid.

I am on my knees please please give me a Zhongli and Ganyu interaction i am not so greedy to ask for specifics just please just please (also more Zhongli and Ping interactions hell throw Guoba there too).

I will accept any Xiao and Zhongli interactions like anything i love them together.

Like i said its only a matter of time before MC and MS show up in the harbor and I can't wait to see Zhongli tease them.

Zhongli teasing the adepti!!!!!! Zhongli in disguise "OH NO I am a poor helpless mortal how could I ever compare to the adepti" they are fuming but they can't argue with him. they can only tolerate his teasing until they are alone.

Zhongli gets harassed by the Liyue public for disrespecting Rex Lapis and the adepti had to step in and tell them that it’s alright

Xiao with the strength of the gods: Mr. Zhongli did nothing wrong

Citizens: He called Rex Lapis a bum?

Xiao: He didn’t mean that he’s sorry

Zhongli: No i’m not! I think he was a fraud!

Xiao: Forgive him

Anyway please give us more adepti and please let them interact with Zhongli more. They are always so bashful and sweet in his presence so I must have an interaction I must.

[stardusthuntress]

Yes! Thurfian and Zistalmu celebrate his return, but secretly, because if Thrawn knew he'd be happy and that's not allowed in their domains.

YES! And one of these days Ahsoka is gonna realize what Obi wan felt like holding her and Anakin back, but this time she at least has Sabine's help. Sabine tries to distract Thrawn by being a sneaky artist knowing he will spot it and won't stop her. Ahsoka just suspends Ezra in the air with the force until he too is distracted by Sabine. Until Thrawn then tries to nerd out over her art and Ezra gets upset that he's annoyed, then the tables turn. Exactly like you said!

again, YES! Cannot wait until some idiot (probably Thurfian) comes along and manages to piss off ALL of them, and then just gets a taste of how bad the clone wars must have been when he's got 2 jedi, a maniacal strategist, and a creative mandalorian chasing him down. If this is the first time Sabine and Ezra have seen an unhinged Ahsoka it's gonna be a shocker for them! But that makes me love it all the more! They're both gonna be shocked and then have the time of their lives going feral right beside them. If Ezra ever thought the tactics Phoenix squadron used were unorthdox, just wait until Ahsoka uses a clone wars battle plan she and Anakin, Fives, and Echo came up with... like one of the ones Obi wan definitely said no to... at some point she's totally gonna end up just throwing Thrawn like she used to with Rex. I wonder if Rex ever put that in his reports, that they had a tendency to just throw him around with zero warning... if he didn't it's gonna be a shocker for Thrawn. Sabine would also totally record the whole thing! Just like Fives and Echo would have!

Speaking of Fives! Yeah, that would totally be a shock to be a force ghost! But he'd have the most fun with it! Especially following Echo around and just being in awe of the fact that they have a little sister and Echo gets to help raise her! He'd be so happy!

But back to Force ghosts. I feel like that would also be really shocking to see one for the first time. Especially since Ezra would 100% ask Sabine if she can see it. Without Ahsoka there to identify them he'd be so confused! I feel like Luke never really was shocked enough at Obi wan becoming a force ghost.

And Eli! Yes! There's gotta be a day where he walks into a room and all he sees is Ahsoka use the force to throw the entire snack drawer at Thrawn's face. Eli would just laugh to keep himself from crying. And I bet no one else would even blink when she does it too! Eli might have to recruit Vanya to help contain the force-wielders. He alone cannot contain 2 Jedi, 1 Mando, and Thrawn. Tho Sabine's helmet cam recordings of the dumb shit they've watched the other 3 do would certainly help! Especially when he breaks down and shows up at Aralani's door at 3 am, just like we been talking about! lol!

After reading Treason again I just wanna say that I'm convinced Thrawn was buzzing with joy when Ezra decided to yeet both of them into the Unknown Regions.

[bellespawn]

**XENOBLADE 2 SPOILERS**

this scene is So Fucking Good when you don’t have someone in your ear making it out to be a big joke.

(yes this is sort of a long one. i’m having a normal one over xenoblade again watch out)

i hate how much annoying people try to ruin this scene. they turn it all into the most simple dumb “oh poor nia she got rejected” “rex is such a chad for keeping his word later on if you know what i mean” SHUT UPPPP THIS SCENE’S SO SWEET DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD THAT’S GROSS

nia is not sad about being “““rejected””” in this scene, like look at her. that’s the rex she knows and loves. he definitely had her going for a moment, but that’s not what they should dwell on right now. now isn’t the time for proposals, now is the time to defend each other from harm and have a damn good time doing it.

even if rex is coming from a place of ignorance, he’s basically a 15 year old outcast. give him a break for not instantly understanding love.

nia also ADORES how much of a dummy rex can be. that’s part of what makes him who he is. hearing him possibly misconstrue her confession didn’t break her, it made her laugh and cry tears of joy. she knows they just can talk it over later if he truly didn’t get it.

also just screw the poor nia/melia thing. i understand it in the moment, but by the time the game’s over, they’ve long since moved on. especially nia who… didn’t even get rejected?? you’re basing this off of this one singular scene that is almost entirely positive????? why????

(another aspect of this cutscene i adore are the very trans/queer undertones present earlier in the scene. i’ll probably make a post all about that. probably soon too.)

whatever anyway point is, i love this scene very dearly (almost cried getting to it again last night) and seeing its name dragged through the mud constantly makes me so tired…

[invaderlynx]

There’s a common headcanon that Bly took his own life after realizing what he’d done during Order 66. My brain decided to make that ten times worse for some reason:

Bly is a very competent officer. He’s a marshal commander—and a damn good one at that. For that reason, I can’t see him killing himself on a campaign, either by enemy fire or otherwise. He wouldn’t want to leave his men in a lurch, make more trouble for them than he had to, or endanger them in any way. So I’d have to imagine that if he had suicidal designs, he’d probably act on them while on leave. And where exactly do most troopers end up on leave? Coruscant.

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Fox gets the call early in the morning. The war’s been over for weeks, but he’s still bone-tired. The fighting may be finished, but Coruscant has never conformed to the war’s schedule. He’s just as busy as he was before, if not more so. It weighs on him. Heavily.

The message is simple enough. A clone officer was found dead in his quarters with a blaster bolt through his brain, apparently self-inflicted. Fox doesn’t blame him, the poor bastard. Force knows he’s seen his fair share of suicides. Hell, he’s considered it himself.

Since the clone was a high ranking officer of the GAR, standard protocol dictates that the military police examine the body to rule out any evidence of foul play. Fox is about to dispatch a forensic squad when he finally gets to the CC number associated with the request. His blood runs cold. CC-5052.

Fox doesn’t send the requisite medical team. He goes himself. He’d trust his men with his life, but he doesn’t trust anyone but himself to care for his brother. His vod’ika.

____

The last time he saw Bly was months before the end of the war. Months before the incident with Rex’s ARC, before everything fell apart.

It was the last time all four of them were together. Wolffe, Cody, Bly, and himself, all crammed into a little back room booth at 79’s. Fox can’t remember what they were celebrating that day. Perhaps it was just the fact that they were all together again. 

Bly was just on the wrong side of tipsy—his tattooed cheeks flushed red and glowing in the neon light—but he was happy. Cody was goading him on about something having to do with General Secura. Like he was any better, the hypocrite. Wolffe had loudly pointed this out and then promptly spilled his drink when Cody gave him a shove. 

Fox felt lighter that night than he had in weeks, the bone-deep stress of Coruscant dissipating in the presence of his brothers. Surrounded by the people he loved most in the galaxy with the warm thrum of liquor in his veins, the war seemed distant. The incessant demands of the chancellor and Senate could wait, at least for a few hours. The most pressing thing for him right now was trying to rescue his drink from Cody and Wolffe’s play-fighting. 

When the night was over, Fox was saddled with the task of getting Bly back to his rooms in one piece. The whole way Bly had gushed into Fox’s shoulder about “Aayla”, his face pressed into the plastoid of Fox’s armor as his brother carried him back. By the end, the sight of his quarters had been a relief. Fox was about ready to strangle him. 

Before he’d gone Bly had hugged him, pulled him in for the most uncoordinated keldabe Fox thinks he’d ever seen, and told him he loved him. Fox can’t remember now if he’d said it back. Maker, he hopes he’d said it back.

____

Fox hesitates at the door to Bly’s quarters. His heart thuds painfully in his chest and his hands shake worse than they ever did during the war. There’s a tight, white-hot fear that’s coiled in his gut, freezing him in place. He forces himself to take a few breaths, ignoring its desperate, keening warnings.

He punches in the door code and steps inside. 

There’s no mistaking the corpse that lies before him. Any lingering hope that his brother might still be alive, that there’s been a mistake, dies in his chest. 

He makes the executive decision to spare Bly the indignity of an autopsy. Call it commander’s privilege. He knows enough forensics to realize that the wound was self-inflicted. He knows enough about Bly too.

He handles the body like it’s the most precious thing he’s ever carried. He gently arranges his brother’s bent limbs, straightens his uniform, closes his eyes. It won’t matter, his remains will be cremated all the same no matter how he looks, but it matters to Fox.

____

He escorts the hover stretcher to the crematorium—an honor guard of one. He’s not sure whether Bly would appreciate the gesture. They hadn’t spoken since Fox had killed that ARC, since he had been summarily declared “dar’manda”. He’s certain he wouldn’t be Bly’s first choice of pallbearer, but their other brothers are scattered across the galaxy or else marching on. Fox will have to do.

The guardsman on duty seems nervous. He’s a shiny and has likely never been around an officer for this long before, let alone one of Fox’s rank. He looks like he wants to ask something. Fox hopes he won’t. He doesn’t trust himself to speak at the moment.

Fox waits as the body is incinerated, standing at parade rest as the flames cast shadows through the small transparisteel window of the capsule. There won’t be anything to take back. This crematorium was designed to handle clone casualties that were never meant to be buried. Whatever ash is left over will be sent to a Coruscant waste facility automatically. 

Fox waits anyway.

Even with the best technology the Republic has to offer, the process still takes about an hour. The kid informs him when it’s over, his voice barely above a squeak. Maker, he’s young. Fox thanks him, taking care to make sure his voice doesn’t shake. Were he and his brothers that young when they left Kamino? 

The walk back to his office is torture. It takes every shred of discipline Kamino ever instilled in him to keep from breaking down. He measures his breaths, his strides, all the way down to his very heartbeat to keep up the appearance of the dutiful commander he’s meant to be.

It’s a mercy when he finally arrives at his destination. The moment the office door is locked behind him his facade cracks. His legs give out at last and he braces his back against the wall, bringing his knees up to his chest. He rips off his helmet, letting it clatter unceremoniously at his side. He curls in on himself. His body shakes with wracking sobs. His vod’ika is gone. He’s gone marching on somewhere Fox can’t follow.

[varpusvaras]

Luke, 5 years old: Rex, why are you lying down?

Rex, very congested: Because I'm sick

Luke: But why are you lying down?

Rex: Because you need to rest when you are sick

Luke: Oh poor honey sweetie you!

Rex, too tired to have a dialogue: Could you sing me a calm and relaxing song, so I will get better quicker?

Luke: Of course! 🥰

Two minutes later:

Luke, singing so loud it's borderline screaming: 🎵 Life is hard, life is hard, life is hard! Life is hard, life is hard, Life Is HAAAAAAAAAAAARD 🎵

Rex, staring into the camera like he's in the Office:

[lonewolflupe]

Rex

Dear fives I sent you to get a cup from the store it has been a week where are you

Sincerely captain rex

Subject: RE: Cuphead

From: cc1010@republicproperty.gar

To: ct7567@republicproperty.gar

CC: mrshunter@clonefree99.tbb (@aknightreaderr | Ask Fives Advice Column editor)

Date: Zhellday 13 Yelona, 01:41h

(More like Hellday, right??)

Rex, my dear vod,

Firstly: what planet are you currently visiting? What timezone are you at?!? I hope it's a reasonable hour where you are, because it most definitely isn't here on Coruscant. (I am totally not working after office hours, because, as you might be aware, the Coruscant Guard doesn't do office hours. In fact, I am the only one here with an actual office, and I don't keep track of time. Time keeps track of me, and it's running me over like a fathier on a race track.)

Secondly: I'm sorry to say this isn't Fives. You've actually reached your vod Fox. I know, that might be disappointing to you, that's why I'm actually sorry for you. My most tired, caf-soaked apologies.

Thirdly: Actually, you came to the right place. If you're looking for a cup, I have a few spare ones. And I am being modest with the wording 'a few'. You know, the boys always get me mugs at every special occasion. A few days back we had such a celebration. Thorn kept calling it 'Fox Day'; I have no idea where that came from. But long story short, I have a few extras. But you can't have the 'For 🦊 Sake' one; that's mine.

Fourthly: This is more out of curiosity, but are you going to use the cup for caf? Because, well; I don't usually share my special (extra strong) blends with anyone, but since you're a close vod and you're acquainted with Fives (due to first-hand experience, I'm well aware he strongly evokes the need for caf), I might make an exception. Just this once.

FiveFiveFiveFifthly: Speaking about 5s, Fives is currently unavailable. Please do not disturb him, I need him to take care of his Tauntaun children as they are the main source of what's dragging me through the rotations (drawings; they provide me with adorable drawings; they're almost as good as caf, you should try them).

Sixthly: I am not totally useless, you know. I do know Fives' editor, and I put her in this holomail's CC for you. Mind you, that's not a promise she gets back to you. I think she's taking a well earned break, now that Fives is unavailable. He's quite the handful, as you know, so I actually really think she deserves her break. So maybe it's best to just wait until Fives returns. You know what? Come and get that cup from the Corrie Guards HQ and leave that poor editor in peace, she needs to recharge before Fives' return.

I just finished my caf so I'm going to wind up this holomail in order to see if Thire made a fresh pot, and to prevent Grizzer from finishing it before I get at least three cups from it. Let me know if you need that cup, I can get you one (or several) without Fives' interference. You know where to find me (I live behind my desk).

Reasonable regards (I don't do 'kind' because life isn't),

CC-1010 | Fox (Marshal Commander of the Coruscant Guard | Professional Caf Addict | Chronically Fatigued)

Disclaimer: Ask Fives is part of @aknightreaderr's Fives State Of Mind universe. Her event ended a little while ago, but she posts occasional tie-ins. Ask Fives 2.0 is planned for December, so stay tuned! I'm only here to add some Fox-vibes, she's the mastermind behind Fives and everything else.

[toska-writes]

Hello! ✨️💖 I've been thinking about this idea all day about Padawan Y/n X Rex- The conditions on a planet force them to make camp and wait out a storm during a march to a seperatist Outpost. The thundering has kept them awake and they go out to join Anakins tent for some comfort but guess what certain Captain and 501st troopers had the same idea.

This ask took me so long for some reason! Sorry!

“The Blues”

Summary: The rain and wind is enough to get under just about anyone’s skin, why not make the best of it

Paring: Rex x GN padawan Reader (PLATONIC)

Warning: None just so much fluff!

Word count: 841 (it’s a little short but I also wrote it during class woops)

Notes: Happy May the 4th! Wish me luck I have a really big test today!

It was a blessing from the maker above when the March came to an end, the sound of rain colliding with plastroid armor was almost as loud as the thunder.

You pulled your robes tighter around your frame to keep at least some part of you dry. The noise around you almost blocked out the crackled voice that sounded from your comms, Anakin and Rex finally decided to set up camp and wait out this weather.

Sighs of relief sounded from all around you, the rain had that sort of magic to make you unbelievably tired.

Everyone around seemed to have an extra kick in there step knowing that once tents were up this dreary campaign would be put on pause.

The wind picked up as you fought to try a set your own tent up and quickly get inside. Without another glance to anyone who had the same idea as you, you pulled the flap shut.

The small bed was set up in seconds and you had the heater already radiating a pathetic amount of heat. It was fine for now. The cot, no matter how rock solid it was, was inviting for your sore limbs.

Your eyes fluttered shut, thunder boomed from all around rocking the entire round. Why exactly did you and the 501st get stuck with this mission? That’s what everyone was asking themselves.

Shivers racked your body- the soaked robes were already thrown to the side but unfortunately left you with only a tunic and pants. The lightweight cover that came with the camping kit was a poor excuse of blanket.

You probably would have been better off without the itchy fabric on your skin.

The small hum of the radiator kept your mind awake, the wind seemed to howl and the flap of your tent seemed that it could blow open at any moment.

You sat up again. Rubbing your eyes once you thought that maybe, just maybe you could find someone to bunk with. Knowing any of the men that you came with any would be happy to help.

Not to mention the warmth that would finally make you stop shivering. Seriously why did it have to be so cold?

The damp heap of outer robes sat in the corner of your tent, grabbing one quickly you held it over your head as a make shift umbrella.

If you could spare even a little bit of you staying dry it was worth it.

The sky outside already went dark, with the time it the cover of the clouds you weren’t sure.

Scanning the horizon tents were scattered all around, clearly no one really cared when you were getting drenched.

A smaller tent stood close by your own, making your way quickly you nudged through the open flap.

Huh it was empty.

It wouldn’t be a surprise if some of the others had the same idea as you so you made your way to the next tent.

Vacant.

Through the dark of the storm you noticed a faint glow of a light under a tent just up ahead- you stared at the dark fabric of the tent as you came up to it. Water already sinking into your boots once again.

Of course it was your masters, why you didn’t think to look there first was beyond you. Muffled noise sounded from the inside, warmness seemed to radiate from it. It was so inviting.

Your hands shook as you pushed open the flap starring at the inside.

“There you are Y/N.” Anakin greeted from his spot nestled between at least 5 different troopers. Echo waved from his spot in the pile. “Rex was just about to go get you. I commed but you didn’t answer.”

“We thought you were already asleep.” Rex added from his spot near the door, clearly he was just about to leave. “Sir it’s going to do us no good if your frozen for our battle tomorrow.” The captain took the dripping cloak from your hands and returned it to the floor.

The warm air wrapped around you like a wonderful hug, you quickly drifted to your assigned spot attached to Captain Rex hip.

Rex draped a heavy arm around your shoulders as you made your way to where you master was practically about to fall asleep.

Anakin words slurred with sleep. “We can get going at, at umm 07-“

“0700” Rex finished for his sleepy general. You felt a gentle tug at the hem of your pants. Fives gave you his own sleepy smile as he and Hardcase made room for you and Rex.

The slick fabric of the blacks that all the men wore rubbed against your skin, but unlike last time it didn’t irritate your skin like the blanket.

Your body finally seemed to calm itself as the shivers that racked your body stopped.

Arms wrapped around you again, your figure was pulled close to Rex and he was sandwiched between his two Jedi.

But if he could trade anything to relive this moment again he would.

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