#poor nonnie

[darkfictionjude]

Let me borrow some money real quick so I can play early access Ill pay you back in robux and transformers lore???

🥺

👉👈

So technically I’ll be paying for the early access? 😭😭😭

[ramp-it-up]

Stop reblogging your shit ass work

I’ll get on that right away.

[ahelluvahigh]

Anonymous asked: "Nah, I'm going to finish this pizza before I leave your house, Arackniss." *anon adds mustard and relish to go with the ketchup on the pizza they're making.*

"Well. Can't say I didn't try." He says before casually loading his gun and unloading a spray of bullets across the chef's back, neck, and head.

[whataterriblethingscommasdrawing]

Evil chuckles

[nani-nonny]

THE MENTAL IMAGE OF FUTURE LEO VS LARS IS SENDING ME MY GUY

A TEENAGER THAT WORKS FOR MINIMUM WAGE IN A DONUT SHOP

VS

A LITERAL WAR VET THAT FOUGHT AGAINST OP ALIENS

LARS IS JUST A LIL GUY

[delzinrowe]

REGGIE ROWE // inFAMOUS: Second Son (2014) dev. Sucker Punch Productions

[whatlovelybones-if]

I'm on my knees!! Thank u so much for letting me play as a murder-happy protagonist for once, I'm finally living my true crime dreams. One question, will there be any love triangle routes here? I can't help but think the drama will be extra scrumptious here

thank you, dear bonnie! i exist to present a door of escapism for all you dexter/hannibal/true crime fans out there 🫶����

to answer your question: yes, i do have a love triangle route plan and suffice to say that it’s gonna be juicy asf 🤭

at first, i planned to make it between J and sebas but upon reflection, i think sebas will have too little self-confidence to even try pursuing MC when he finds out his opponent is their borderline insane childhood best friend. the real deal will be J vs the detective because J isn’t about to lose to a two-penny hotshot detective and the detective will have too much fun rising to the challenge of making the MC choose them.

do i think it’s going to become an angsty little emotional shit show as everyone gets too involved and hearts break one by one? yes, but i will never turn down a challenge to make my characters suffer as much as possible 😈

[ennabear]

hear me out hear me out hear me out.... sevika angst based on amber waves... HEAR ME OUT!!!

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anon you are cruel… why would you ask for this :(

the doc has been made btw… 100k words of sevika angst based on amber waves coming soon btw…

[enluv]

in my mind jay’s y/n makes a whole new twt disguised as hoon’s mom and she replies to jay whenever he makes a joke about hoon’s mom and hoon is semi gaslit into thinking his mom and jay actually had a thing together until hoon’s y/n breaks the news that his friends are just evil

perhaps something like this nonnie ?

find my soft launching series here !! ty @hoonvrs for the baby pics of hoon 🫶🏼

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

Please please please tell me that you’re as obsessed with the little sound he makes at 10:29 as I am :’) - just the little ‘mhmm’ and the way he sucks his bottom lip I CAN’T.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZufuOHiz8&pp=ygUVQWxleCB0dXJuZXIgaW50ZXJ2aWV3

just seconds before the poor man got called a tart 💔

no for real though i am obsessed with it the way i am obsessed with all his little non verbal encouragers, and the way he kind of savours the sound of them as he utters them?? (he does the same with certain words too and i am if possible even more obsessed with that 😭) but yeah, i feel like there’s definitely an undertone of irritation or impatience here that gives this little 'mhmm' a slight edge - which, jesus christ. is NOT surprising given the literal everything about this interview. but yeah, i love how much expressiveness he injects into that one little sound. i love HIM 😭😭

[navybrat817]

Miss Navy, is it true with kids that you never go to the bathroom alone?

Nonnie, I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and my daughter burst into the room to tell me that my hubby ate all the Christmas Twix. So, it's at least true for me and I have plenty of other examples. 😂 One day I'll know peace.

Love and thanks. ❤️

[ropebunnykant]

Timeline investigation continued - in ep 4, Fadel says the cops were after Kant for years before they caught him, and we know his arrangement with the Captain isn't a new thing, AND we also know he started his life of amateur crime in order to support Babe, ergo! The parents' death must have pre-dated all of that, which definitely suggests it was a while back...

yeah it definitely suggests it was a while ago. i will also say i think the flashback we got of kant where we all said “wow he looks like yok here” was kind of intentional, not just as an obvious nod to another one of first’s characters, but because yok is a lot younger than kant - i don’t think he had an exact age, but i assume he was at oldest 22, because he was in university. which could imply kant was at most 22 when he did get caught. that is if i’m right it being an intentional nod but idk! regardless, yeah i think it has been a long time and regardless kant definitely had to have been pretty young

[goodeapple]

goode, PLEASE can i have a crumb of SOMETHING about modernday!Aemond 🧎🧎

this was yummy, i love it

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“did he ever fuck you like this? your little lap dog you left behind in the snow?” 

aemond is lucky that he has fast reflexes- he dodges ysilla’s head from connecting with his mouth as she rears back. the growl of frustration she lets out makes him grin. 

“shut the fuck up about him, aemond.” 

his name on her lips makes him tremble, and he hides the shaking of his fingers as he squeezes her hip. and then he’s inside her and ysilla forgets how to breathe. 

“fuckkkkk, I missed this.” aemond moans into her neck, burying his nose in her hair as he fucks her like a man possessed. ysilla’s whole body is his to control, his to manipulate, his to fuck. how can she think she’s allowed to see other men? 

when it was him that popped her cherry? split her open on his monster of a cock and made her squirt all over his year ten bed? aemond still rubs one out to the memory of that night, how absolutely unhinged they were together, finally away from their families, friends, any soul that knew them. how he had fucked silli so many times that she cried the morning after in the shower, and she had to ice her battered cunt with a bag of frozen peas. that the moment she felt better, he had her warm his cock as he gamed, thrusting every few minutes or hours, whenever he deemed fit, before finally giving in and absolutely plowing her over his coffee table. 

“noooo, don’t stop, don’t stop.” ysilla begs, reaching blindly behind her until she grasps the back of aemond’s neck and pulls him down to her level.

he’s a whole head taller than her. not that it’s her fault- aemond is a string bean, has been since thirteen and she’s a very graceful 5”6 and a half. the freakishly tall gene must come from the hightower in him, even though alicent is shorter than even herself. 

his chuckle is low and hoarse as he buries the vibration of it into her temple. 

“nmmmm, that’s good. tight as hell, baby, like a fucking virgin.”

it brings back good memories. how many times had he laid her out in the backseat of his audi, and pushed her in half until her feet dangled over his shoulders? moved whatever scrap of lace/cotton/silk she picked out that morning until he could palm the puffy slick folds of her pussy. there's a reason he keeps his detailer’s number in his favorites. ysilla fucking creams when he gets her going. she soaked his headliner once when he finger fucked her with his middle and ring, and spread her open with a pressing hand at the back of her thigh. tt was like he was unwrapping a present. plus, he had to present her nicely- otherwise the video wouldn’t be as good. 

he hasn’t seen it in over seven months- it's buried somewhere in his snap memories. he won’t watch the shit he shot of her if they aren’t together.

but if he were to watch it, he would barely even have to jack off before he busted all over his chest.

[teecupangel]

*Jumps through the window* Desmond after sacrificing himself is thrown into the time of Bayek (Maybe like a Yew Branches?). Maybe because of Issue technology or some bug of the Eye he becomes immortal and is know by the assassins as this hooded figure of the legends. There are record of people that saw him at the important moments for the brotherhood or is mentioned to give some forgotten knowledge or advice to people...... i just want people to think that Desmond is this badass figure in brotherhood history, when in reality he is sweating his ass and is full chaos mod.

*Jumps out of different window*

*stares at the only window in their room wondering how the hell nonny was able to fit thru that*

*rummages all over the blog for that specific ask that does have immortal!Desmond in it*

*search of immortal or mask does not yield the ask*

*ask for help from duckduckgo instead of tumblr’s sucky search bar*

Lo and behold!

Immortal!Desmond ask that I answered using sorta-kinda Outsider POV

He’s more or less deitified in that ask so it’ll be super funny to think that he’s making such a big impact in history and is known as an absolutely powerful figure and they all think he’s cool but, in reality, he’s flying by the seat of his pants.

Oh, don’t get him wrong.

He had sorta an idea of what to do.

But that’s because he went to Altaïr first and Altaïr felt both sorry for the fact that he has no idea what to do and annoyed by the fact that he has no idea what to do so the two of them spent most of their time just planning Desmond’s next moves for the next 600 years or so. 

Then Ezio came along and Leonardo was able to make sense of all his ramblings about techs he and Altaïr sorta started and kinda finished.

Edward was purely by chance, and he will never let down the fact that Edward had found him by fishing him out of the waters while he went diving for treasures.

Okay. Haytham becoming an Assassin was intentional. Matchmaking was not his strong point and he always fucked that up so badly because all his meddling only made Haytham and Kaniehtí:io sorta-kinda hate each other. Bless Edward for being able to fix that.

Desmond was only planning to take a vacay for a bit. That’s why he joined Shay. Realizing that taking out the POE would be bad? Yeah. That was unintentional. Making Shay freak out because he was freaking out because that POE looked ready to just drop off its container like the little bitch that it was? Yeah… definitely not intentional. Desmond and Shay swore never to talked about that incident. 

In Desmond’s defense… He didn’t help Arno broker peace between the Assassins and Tempalrs. That was all Arno and his supporters. Desmond had been… preoccupied by de Sade’s writings to actually be of any help. Oh. Well, Desmond guessed he did take the Sword of Eden and beat Germaine on the head with it while Arno was busy with the negotiations and trying to pretend that he hadn’t been banging the new Grand Master of the Templar Order for years now. 

Desmond would like to stress that he didn’t provide council to the Frye Twins. Unless one counts “Noooo, don’t do that” and “Wh… why are you doing this? No, seriously… talk me through your thought process on how you got to this plan” and, Jayadeep’s favorite, “Uh-huh… and then?”. Desmond spent his entire time in London in Kenway manor, just chilling then Jayadeep would come barging in asking for his help because of the next Frye patented idea one of the twins have. They weren’t bad. It was just… Evie might pretend that she’s good at planning and she is. The twins just see the word improvise as ‘the first thing we think of which is usually the most chaotic thing we can think of’ and double-down on that.

Honestly...

Desmond was already dreading the shenanigans that will happen after he takes this timeline's Desmond Miles under his wings.

But fuck it.

He'd been winging this from the beginning and he'll continue to wing this.

And just...

Hope for the best...?

[stunie]

angst (?) but some fluff with ume going onto that pregnancy thing— i feel like he’d be really anxious if/when he gets you pregnant regarding his past. like you thought he was overprotective before? you ain’t seen nothing yet.

he’s never letting you alone— he can’t be there? higari is helping you with chores. tsubaki is taking you shopping. suo is helping you research baby stuff. momose is coming over to help you decorate your nursery.

ume’s with you at every appointment, he cries when you first hear the heartbeat, he loves cuddling against your stomach, even before you have a bump, and he talks so softly to the baby

he does start having nightmares again regarding his parents, and he tries to hide it from you, but the bags under his eyes tip you off and you two end up having a serious convo and work through it

you’re also not really allowed to leave your place whenever there’s activity in town? word on the street is some rival gang’s coming in? someone’s “casually” coming over to hang out (read: babysit)

that’s all i got for now have a good one :)

nonnie thank you!! for sending me this >: sorry it took me so long to get to!!! i read this when i was half asleep and i kind of teared up 😭

i absolutely agree with this take. family is so important to him, and the others coming in to help is just… so precious. i think a part of him would be worried even if the others are with you. it just crosses his mind every now and then, something like “i hope everything is well! i hope she’s smiling right now.”

him cuddling against the bump and lowering his voice around the baby … ): i also think he would love to read !! even if you’re pregnant, he’s nestled up beside you, voice as quiet as he can make it when he reads a lil story aloud for the baby, smile tugging at his face when you lean over to give him a kiss.

[whatlovelybones-if]

weird question but can we have pet crow or bird in the game?

definitely! there’s a very stubborn raven (maybe crow, haven’t decided between the two yet) whose main objective will seem to be MC’s companion, and annoy salem in the process. i’m also leaning towards adding a snake companion too in the future because it’ll just make sense with what i have in store