#poor kai

[yellow-roseee]

Soooo guess who’s back into ninjago?

Yknow- we all know that one scene with Kai trying to barter for a lower price and just ended up making it higher right?

So I’ve been thinking maybe he’s actually only used to bartering for higher prices instead of lowers ones because he had to do that while he was the only one managing the Blacksmith shop and having to raise Nya from such a young age while he himself was so young-

Ong baby Kai had to learn when to spot thieving bastards early on I order to make a living 😭

He would have wanted to make the most money he could have, not the least-

Thinking of it makes his childhood (nonexistent as it is) that much sadder cuz he had to learn things like that so early just to make a living-

[sillykytty]

So everyone already knows that Kai has floppy ears right?

Ok and Oogway definitely noticed them too but he was the only one who could do something with them without being (intentionally) killed

And well, he probably teased Kai tickling them cause they are Kai's soft spot, like Kai probably laughed so hard that he ended up shaking or screaming

Or whatever people do when they are tickled idk

But Oogway was definitely a MENACE AND ALSO A (mostly chill) JERK

So...

Kai:

[starsabovethesun]

I’m sorry I had to do it after watching the Ninja VS Lava episode-

Kai, pointing to five objects on a table: This is my new team. They would never let me hit my face on a wall or almost decapitate me with a door.

Lloyd: Uh Kai-

Jay: THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PIKACHU PLUSH!?

Zane: Why am I a toaster?

Nya: Seriously Kai? Are you still mad-

Kai: YES, I’M STILL MAD!!

Cole: Has anyone else noticed that Lloyd’s a green skittle on this table?

Kai: Pixal is the only one not being replaced.

[renrib]

I swear this happens to him every time

[xen-void]

AYO JAY?!🤨📷

BOY GOT CAUGHT IN 4K

[hellovivirose]

Well Brooklyn, have you ever watched the show?

[gentil-minou]

Can't believe i thought we were finally gonna get an ot8 (maybe 9 with lay cameos again) comeback and then this happens ahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

[raphoupix]

the joy on his face 🤭

[shadesofnavy]

@nickelwick

"I was supposed to be a green ninja!"

[kaisinasunblade]

TT: Not fantasies *with* the toys, fantasies you have while using the toys! ;)

*Cheeks flushed while lips part in an O fashion when she caught on the true meaning of the question.* "Um, well." *She coughed while covering her mouth with her hand, then she rubs the back of her neck while looking away.* "It depends on what toy I'm using at the time. But, I enjoy...vibrators very much. And, well I do fantasize about what it would feel like to have someone, not naming names, use their tongue the same way. "

@turning-through-the-never Thanks!

[dreamweave01]

I had to create a part two to answer this haha-

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Poor poppy, a three tiered cake is simply not big enough!

[yunmaobao]

NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING SPOILERS

haha. i'm so ready for nya angst in part two.

[peppertaemint]

Here's the video. You can see he didn't stick his hand all the way down his pants but again, they're his balls, who the fuck cares besides dumbass ARMY who have nothing better to do than hate on a guy who has done not a damn thing to them? Ugh I despise that fandom as a whole. I understand not all of them are pathetic morons.

https://twitter.com/rkivelost/status/1074455962285690880?s=20&t=VHNRf--u3he0aAwBzVqn7Q

No, not all of them are like this. It's important to remember that. But this is egregious (and the second post you sent which I won't post because yep yuck homophobia...)

He obviously tucked his shirt in. The man was nowhere near his balls. But I guess a lot of army are little girls who don't understand male anatomy. That's ok. One day they'll go to health class and some weird teacher will tell them where ball sacks live. Until then, they'll live in a strange realm where balls are on top of the penis.

[nullafic-ninjago]

redrawing season 1 scenes

really liked the positioning for this scene so i thought id go and draw them for funsies : )

[kailani-ffxiv]

"Hey, it's going to be err tough for a while and maybe on and off.. but you will find umm a f-few people who truly care. Keep them secret but they are worth it.. I think?..m-maybe? Why am I so bad at this?"

She'd nod to her past and present versions of her carbuncle, they would curl around the smaller Kai while the older Kai softly pet the top of her little head and ears.

I have a WoL/OC ask for you all

What would your character say/do to comfort their younger selves?