#poor hazel

[teamleo1029]

Frank: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your lifetime. Percy: My oblivious sense of life! Thank you for finding this Annabeth: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 17 years. Hazel: I knew I lost my sense of purpose somewhere! Leo: It would be nice to get my mom back. Annabeth: Percy: Hazel: Frank: Could yall lighten up a bit?

[a-box-of-stupid-ideas]

After this episode, gotta say Peri still love ya man but hot smokes he really is the "young adult who's prefrontal cortex is not developed enough and doesn't have the emotional maturity to emotionally support the extremely mentally unwell child with a shit father; he was given to care for". Like I hope by the final episode those two apologies (and more on Peri you're the adult here) to each other, cause hot smokes Peri. Like Peri clearly cares for Dev with the fact he was definitely not jealously watching Dev after quiting but I think him wanting to impress his parents kinda overpowers his rational decision making abilities (This dude has left Dev alone cause he was busy with his parents on seperate occasions).

[somewhereincairparavel]

Nah. the fact that Jason remembered getting picked up by his mom as a baby, and even remembered her telling him not to be afraid of thunder bc it's his dad's way of letting him know that he's loved, has me in SHAMBLES goodbye.

[livwritesstuff]

kicking off pride month with the harrington fam gc

robbie (12:02am): happy pride family woop woop

hazel (12:05am): 🎉

hazel (12:05am): we should go to ptown

steve (9:33am): You guys are up way too late.

steve (9:33am): Happy Pride!

steve (9:35am): Your dad and I feel very grateful that we're all living in this day and age because we didn't get a pride month when we were growing up. I know there's still room for change but things are getting better every day and I'm glad we get to celebrate this stuff together. We love you all very much.

hazel (9:36am): :)

hazel (9:36am): family ptown trip?

eddie (9:37am): We hung up the big pride flag yesterday

eddie (9:37am): Counting down the hours until the neighbors complain to the hoa

robbie (9:38am): fuck the hoa

robbie (9:38am): be gay do crimes

steve (9:39am): Do not.

hazel (9:39am): hello? ptown??

moe (9:39am): which crimes

steve (9:40am): I’ve gone 22 years without bailing a single one of you out of jail. I will not be starting now.

hazel (9:41am): i'll just go by myself

robbie (9:41am): tax evasion

eddie (9:41am): That’s my girl

steve (9:42am): Stop

steve (9:46am): That reminds me. Did you all do your taxes this year?

[bluecloudsandwhitesky]

Jumping on the Mr and Mrs Wells think coswan are t4t train:

If they ever happen to hear Hazel refer to them as fairies they’d sit down with her and have one long ass chat about love and respect.

[belllllove]

[coke-vapor]

three weeks before jason grace died, he promised percy that after this quest he’d take a break from the camps and come stay with him in manhattan at the jackson-blofis household. percy was ecstatic he finally convinced jason to prioritize himself over the gods and he and annabeth couldn’t wait for jason to arrive in new york. he told sally all about jason, all his heroics and went on and on about how much admiration he had for the son of jupiter, along with how much effort jason put into anything and everything he was passionate about. sally hears it all. sally also hears percys sobs as will calls him to tell him jason died on that quest. that he was never going to make it to manhattan. that yet another of percys friends was ripped away from him by the fates. sally hears his sobs and her heart breaks for the kind hearted boy she never got to meet.

she still sets a plate on the table for jason the night he was supposed to arrive at the jackson-blofis household. percy tears up and excuses himself early. annabeth stares at it all dinner long before retreating after percy. sally finds them both curled up in percys bed a hour later, dried tears on their faces with an open photo album in annabeths lap. its open to a photo of percy, annabeth, nico, hazel and jason in the centre, with about 20 random necklaces on him. jasons smile is beaming as he looks at the camera. sally hopes jasons last moments weren’t spent in pain, but she knows they probably were.

[arxiste]

Coach Hedge: Hey Valdez! Truth or dare?

Leo: *takes off goggles* Uhh what?

Coach Hedge: You going deaf on me? Truth or dare?

Leo: truth I guess

Coach Hedge: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leo: ….dare

Coach Hedge: Go to sleep.

Leo: I don’t like this game.

[thaliasthunder]

tbh i hope rick & mark plan to squeeze every cent out of tsats and the book ends in some cliffhanger so we can get at least a trilogy in nico's pov, and get to know more about other characters like will, piper, hazel, jason etc etc. i need it for medical reasons

[yonemurishiroku]

Nico *to Will*: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

Will *adoringly*: It’s you, my dark prince.

Nico, deadpan: Wrong. It’s Hazel.

[avaetin]

Nico: Guys-

Percy: (glaring at Alabaster) What makes you think I want to sit beside you too? But I’d rather sit where I know you can’t stab your sword through just to get to me.

Alabaster: (sneers at Percy) You think you’re safe just because you’re sitting on the opposite side? I can easily impale the son of Jupiter to get to you.

Jason (to Alabaster): That’s efficient. But I would like to keep living, so please don’t involve me in this. 

Nico: You two-

Reyna: What’s the hold up? Get inside the van.

Percy: (gestures towards the van and mockingly tries to copy his English accent; butchers it) Demi-titans with trust issues first.

Hazel: Percy... (shakes her head)

Alabaster: (takes out the mistform card for his sword) You know what-!

Nico: If you two don't shut up, I'll behead the both of you and personally deliver your heads to my father for him to add to his throne! Get. In. The. Van. Idiots!

Alabaster and Percy: O x O (sits on opposite ends)

Jason: We’re just joking about you being the team mom. Didn’t think you would take the role seriously.

Nico: Did I say both of them? I meant all three of you.

Jason: O x O (sits between Alabaster and Percy)

Aeon: (grinning as he holds open the door to the passenger seat for Nico)

Nico: (glaring at him) You could have helped me out just now.

Aeon: I’m the team dad, remember? Dads only get involved as a last resort.

[somewhereincairparavel]

Okay don't get me wrong, I LOVE Leo but when he said he's worth more than 2 or 3 Frank's 😭 <<<<<<<<

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Hc that Vox had an internship with Alastor in the 60s-80s and lived in the Radio Tower's basement and it looked exactly like the nosfu sewer haven from vtmb

Val was one of those ride or die girlfriends who everyone told shouldn't be with the guy they're dating because he's a incel leech who lives in their parents basement and doesn't have a job. Vox did not pass the headboard test 💔💔💔

[redux-iterum]

Ohhhhh we’re asking about humans again heehoo ho

How quickly did Fireheart’s owners replace him with Witch-Hazel? And is she still called Hattie by them (I think that was her canon name)?

Her human name is indeed Hattie (Fireheart's was Archie, for the curious)! The owner got her a couple months after Fireheart disappeared and they waited for him to come home. When he didn't, they figured (hoped) he had just ran away to another house or lived in the woods and had nice friends there. They dreaded the idea of something getting him out there, so they tried not to think about it.

[queen-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

Thalia: Rules are made to be broken. 

Jason: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. 

Annabeth: Uh, piñatas. 

Piper: Glow sticks. 

Percy: Karate boards. 

Hazel: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. 

Thalia: Rules. 

Jason: