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BAHSBAHHSAHHSHS

Remus: Come on, I gotta show you something

Remus: *turns around*

Sirius: Nice

Remus: That’s not it, but thank you

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i’m in love with this

Sirius: why do we have to FIGHT the monster???? WHY can’t we…,,, kiss the monster….. gently hold the monster……… tell the monster how we really feel

Hagrid: (overwhelmed, nodding emphatically)

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pls that should’ve happened

AU where Harry says Fuck It with his entire childhood trauma filled chest, takes a fist full of gold to muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.

Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like "Mr. Harry Potter sir sends his regards."

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dumbledore:

dumbledore: -‘re a pussy

mcgonagall:

mcgonagall: avad-

mcgonagall: dealing with these students is like herding cats!

dumbledore: i would have thought you'd be good at that, minerva

dumbledore: you know, because you-

mcgonagall: don't say it

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okay, so here are some of my ideas for the gen z‘s of hp (c*rsed ch*ld characters):

idk the context, but i’m sure someone said “merlin, your crying harder than hagrid at ‘how to train your dragon’ premiere. no wait that’s impossible-“

A big group of gen z’s ask mcgonagall something really specific and at the end add “hypothetically”. She didn’t believe a single word.

FRED WEASLEYS GHOST WAS AT HOGWARTS. HE WAS THERE, FLIRTING WITH SEVEN-YEARS AND PRANKING EVERYONE. AND THAT WAs until george died, after that he was never seen again..🧎‍♀️(this idea isn’t mine but i can’t find who’s it was :(()

There is no person names albus severus. They don’t exist. But there’s someone called “Rubeus Regulus Potter”🥰

So, rubeus gets after his father a lot. And i mean a LOT. EVEN being parselmouth. (yeah ik it was all voldymoldy, but let’s pretend it wasn’t) So, he gets a pet. A SNAKE pet. He casually has a chat with his friend, who helps him with all his problems, especially about his lover🥸 IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA FOR A NAME PLS COMMENT AND HELP.

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i have been meaning to draw the marauders for a while now

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i just think that remus lupin in a skirt

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When Sirius sneaks into James' bed at night and casts the silencing charm

Remus, thinking to himself: I wish they would invite for once. Are they complaining about me? Do they hate me? Do I need to find new friends?

Meanwhile

Sirius: And he was just so cute today.

James: I know!

Sirius: I mean, he's cute everyday but there was this one moment in the library. The sun was in his eyes making them the most beautiful shade of brown. And his curls looking like gold. And the way he focused on his book, his fingers pinching his lips. Merlin, his lips...

Sirius: And the way he looked right at me, with that stupid smile of his and I had to stop myself from snogging him right there. He's so fucking perfect, James.

James: I know.

Sirius: I'm so gay.

James: ...I know.

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oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

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I PISSED MYSELF

[while doing something they shouldn’t be doing]

Remus: Quick guys! Look like you’re gardening. James, grab that little hoe.

James: *grabs Sirius*

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headcanon.

*doorbell*

Walburga: Uh...hi. What’s this?

Effie: We’re uh...what are we called again?

Minnie McG: Those bitches

Effie: We’re those bitches and we’re here to come get our kids

Sirius and Regulus: *crash through a window* HASTA LA VISTA ASSHOLE

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peter:

remus:

james: *slow clapping*

Peter: And what do we do when we come across a minor inconvenience in life?

James: Move on, it won’t matter unless it’s a prank

Remus: Shove my feelings into the void and become emotionless.

Peter:

James:

Peter: Okay, and you, Sirius?

Sirius: *slowly begins breakdancing*

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in the car, im blasting queen, singing and dancing. vibing in general

mom: your music taste is so old

me:

me:

me: you’re listening to dancing monkey.

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remus : hey pads pass me that chocolate bar please

sirius : 🎵whats the magic word🎵

remus : just pass the fucking chocolate pads

sirius : ok

james : *from across the room* HA BOTTOM

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can we stop for a moment to make fun of jk? like, ignore the fact that her name is short for ‘just kidding’, she is transphobic, but still managed to make like- 97% of her characters queer. wow, really wow *slow clapping*

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sirius: i made breakfast!

remus: sirius the bloody kitchen is on FIRE

remus: what the fuck is wrong with you?!

sirius: wow. you could start with a 'good morning'?

remus: good morning! what the fuck is wrong with you?!