#poor deacon

[mae-bee-art]

“Did you do your hair different? It looks awesome, totally working for you!” -Chase

What do you mean this isn’t what happened? Chase was drooling right? Of course.

[ricegod56]

Deacon's little mistake

Deacon once had a phase where he want become the "Main Character." In order to achieve his goal, Deacon convinced his parents to let buy white hair dye (which would make his hair stand out). He may or may not underestimated the amount hair dye need. His hair turned out to be a sandy beach instead of white. Did Chase teased him about it? Of course, it was beautiful blackmail.

[lem0nicle]

this came to me in a vision. and it was way funnier in my head.

im so sorry. its almost 3 am. please excuse this thing.

[shazzbaa]

(audio from portal 2!) This is how that dream conversation went right????? au where everythings the same but poor edward is from the west country,

ANYWAY LMAO HI I've been learning animation just to make this!! FOR SOME REASON!!! IT TOOK TWO WEEKS TO ANIMATE. this quote was my IMMEDIATE thought as soon as Poor Edward said "I've had to make ALL the sacrifices for this marriage!" so i just needed to bring it into being outside of my brain. tbh IM PRETTY PROUD OF IT...... anyway sweet dreams samuel!!

[video transcript] [Poor Edward, from below, gesturing with exasperation]: I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! And what have you sacrificed? [Cut to Samuel, feeling around him to figure out that he's in a coffin, panicking as the sides start closing in] Poor Edward: Nothing. Zero. [/end transcript]

additional notes:

thren and I both did the riot rather than burning down the orphanage, so instead of burn scars, Edward got his hands broken. He might have new skin but making a fist is still a lil lopsided,

one of the friends in our flondon group has been making an impassioned case for Edward favouring regency-era looks and I must admit ive adopted this into my belief system, so thats leaked into his outfit here. i havent been keeping sam's outfit historically accurate tho so i dont know why i think this is something i need to clarify

this animation was done in Krita, which is a free open-source program that was pretty easy to get the hang of -- Jesse J Jones and Animate with Dermot had tutorials that helped me a lot if anyone else wants to try it!

[anannoyanceofjackofsmiles]

It's Valentines Day season (first of February) so I whipped together some of the classic; Soulmate, Red String of Fate AU doodles of my dumbass boys.

And it's going well, just as you'd expect from Poor Edward and Sawyer.

And the funniest part of this that I've thought of, was the idea of their first "Business meeting" just them electing to IGNORE the entire red string thing because that just makes things So much more awkward, right? You're just trying to threaten a thief to leave your bosses work alone, and it's just So hard to explain you're gonna bury him alive if he continues. What a hassle. So consider it a relief on Ed's part when Sawyer Wholeheartedly Agrees to ignore that teeny tiny problem.

And then the moon-milk happens. And now Edward went Back on that little arrangement and went "Actually No < 3" and Sawyer is. Doing fine.

(warning for blood and probably disturbing content below the cut)

Oh so fine.

Loved the idea of the threat of fate bleeding when you try and remove/damage it as it is neigh indestructible. Like that scene from Hercules with the fates trying to cut the thread, "THE SCISSORS WONT CUT"

I don't think it hurts when trying to severe it, but wouldn't that be something

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

Jasmine: (Does a ghostly call around a campfire) “¡Ayyyy miiiissss hijooooos! ¿Dónde están mis hijoooooosss?”

MacCready: (Puts his hands over his ears) “StOoOoOoOp!”

Jasmine: (Has her hands out in front of her as she moves around) “¡Quiero mis hijooooos! ¿Dónde están mis hijos?”

Piper: “I have NO idea what you’re saying, kid- but it’s freaking me out!!!”

Danse: (Is as white as a ghost at his spot by the campfire)

X6: (Says nothing while shuffling on his own two feet, hands in his pockets)

MacCready: “Can’t you just… Tone it down a notch or two?”

Jasmine: (Throws up her hands) “It’s Halloween!!! It’s suppose to freak you out!!! That’s the point!!!”

Piper: “After all the spooky scares we pulled on each other during the prank war- we all are a bit tender!!! So give us a break! Now we have to worry about some vengeance filled Mexican lady coming after us!”

Jasmine: (Rolls her eyes) “¡Cobardes! Y’all are a bunch of sissies! I’ve been hearing this story since I was born and so had most of the kids my age in my neighborhood.”

MacCready: “And I’m pretty sure you kids weren’t living off a gallon of coffee and three hours of sleep all the time!”

Deacon: (Comes out from behind a bush dressed in a white nightgown and a long dark wig) “OoOoOoOoOoOo!!!” (Slowly moves towards the campfire, the smoke machine he set up earlier adding extra dramatic flare)

Jasmine: (Points and gasps) “¡La Llorona!”

MacCready, Danse, and Piper: (Scream bloody murder in sync)

X6: (Stands there stock still as his soul silently leaves his body)

Nick: (Comes running over) “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?”

Everyone: (Dives behind RoboDad for protection)

Jasmine: (Runs up and puts her arms around his waist, staring up at him innocently) “Papi- La Llorona wants to take me away and drown me! So you hafta protect me!”

Nick: (Heavy sigh as he picks the teen girl up) “Not the vengeance ghost lady again- haven’t you told enough of those scary stories?”

Jasmine: (Huffs) “No- I haven’t told everyone about El Cucuy yet.”

Nick: (Glances behind him at the trembling adults) “Maybe hold off the scary stories until after Christmas…”

Deacon: (Waves his hands around some more) “OoOoOoOoOo!”

[felassanis]

Okay so does anyone else have Deacon's "they took it out on my sorry hide," line from his final affinity conversation on repeat. Thinking Deacon has some FUCKED up scars on his body.

[imobsessed123]

HES DO JEALOUS ITS SO FUNNY

"your ...friend?" and then spends the rest of the story bullying Deacon

FR 😭 jealous buddy my beloved

[rutadales]

When I Was Done Dying

[xiaq]

Hi from Texas where it’s 90 degrees and hailing.

[un1dentity]

deacon could break the fourth wall if he wanted to but todd howard won't let him

[ricegod56]

As I was search information to find out Chase's location,I found a funny fact about Boris.Boris is a silver dapple horse which using the dear old internet I found out that a silver dapple horse can cost between $900-$20,000 which is more than the average cost $500-$3,000.That is a lot of money to pay for a horse that hates one of your grandchild.Also that just the cost to get the horse to doesn't include the food,water,and damages when the one trys to feed the horse and gets bit.Only thing I learned from this topic that Ralph is rich.

[queenfan221b]

Roger:I accidentally poisoned someone's drink,but I don't remember whose.

Freddie: WHAT?

Freddie: How do you accidentally poison someone's drink!

Brian: With the way this dinner is going I hope it is mine

John:*Chugs his drink*

[astrophysicist-guitar-god]

METALLICA, OZZY OSBOURNE, VAN HALEN, ANTHRAX, And Others Featured On Rolling Stone’s ‘Worst Album Covers of All Time’ List

July 20, 2024 by Reeder

Rolling Stone described its selection process for the list as follows: “Our selection criteria for the list, other than fugliness: We skewed toward major artists with the resources of professional graphic designers who really should have known better. (Some of rock music’s most revered design firms, such as Hipgnosis, are also some of the worst offenders here.) No more than one album per artist. No mercy for the album’s music actually being good (that happens more often than you’d think).”

The hard rock and heavy metal artists included on the list are:

METALLICA‘s “Metallica”: #41

OZZY OSBOURNE‘s “Down To Earth”: #30

BON JOVI‘s “Slippery When Wet”: #25

ANTHRAX‘s “Fistful Of Metal”: #23

VAN HALEN‘s “Balance”: #20

SCORPIONS‘ “Lovedrive”: #18

TED NUGENT‘s “Love Grenade”: #5

QUEEN‘s “The Miracle”: #47

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[shazzbaa]

the other night i played through The Marriage of Feducci, despite Samuel's huge crush on Feducci. Please accept this high effort shitpost

[anannoyanceofjackofsmiles]