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was listening on my walk to ep30 . obsessed with caduceus talking at fjord about roots and asking if hes eaten a carrot before wow thats nice :-) carrots are good 🥕
#poor fjord just trying to have a normal one and this guy is listing root vegetables and asking if hes eaten a carrot before#u know that two sentence horror story i said was fjord thats like . i went into the kitchen. my meal was being prepared by a creature#well thats canon#cad is so cutes ^_^#kiddo say
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Aviendha: dont worry Rand. Since we dont have permission to get married, its not pre-marital sex
Rand: that is not how this works At All
#Poor rand hes like a)#Everyone in my home town including my dad would think I am Beyond An Cad for doing this#Also b) what if i want to get married 🥺#Aviendhas just like: Ive rules lawyered us a way out of this :)#Problem solved#Theyre All Idiots#and i love them#wot#wheel of time#wheel of time spoilers#Tfoh#liveblogging#rand al’thor#aviendha#(definitely still reading this series#definitely still remember all the side characters)
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VOX MACHINA IDEAS THAT I PROBABLY WON'T WRITE, LOG 04
(I meant it when I say that 99% of my ideas gravitate around Percy, not that any of you are complaining anyway lmao)
Au where Percy, after being rescued by the fishermen when he escaped, manages to convince them to take him to Wildemount to contact the other branch of de Rolos in the other continent, but after some incidents with pirates/slavers and other tribulations, Percy gets lost and ends up in the Blooming Grove with Caduceus (maybe some god was watching over him for once?), he warmly welcomes Percy, happy to finally have some company after being so lonely for years.
Percy stays with Caduceus for like a year, taking his time to heal both physical and mentally, Caduceus teaches him about nature and how dead doesn’t have to be such a sad thing, while Percy teaches Caduceus about technology and how to do some fixing in the grove. They become very close, like brothers/platonic soulmates. Caduceus maybe even teaches Percy some of his peculiar healing magic? Percy may even start to learn some of the Wildmother lessons?
When Orthax comes to try to make a deal/possess Percy, Caduceus is not taking any shit from a fucking smoke demon stalking his little bro, that demon is not going to undo all his hard work so he exorcizes Orthax so hard that not even a speak of ash is left in the Grove.
Eventually a sign is given to Percy in the form of a dream that it is time to leave the Grove. After some sad days preparing for the trip, Percy and Caduceus say goodbye, promising that they will see each other again one day.
VM finds a slightly different Percy, less brooding, and more eccentric lol, kind of obsess with the beauty of the “dark side” of nature (as a coping mechanism) thanks to Caduceus teachings , like nature that handles the decay part of the life cycle, such as fungi and such, which would prompt even more BFF moments with Keyleth, but also make him hate the Briarwoods even more since vampires and necromancers go againts the natural cycle of life and death.
Percy is a little more trusting and emotional open to the team earlier on. He would still have some anger issues, but he’s seeking justice for his family and people instead of destructive revenge.
(I know, I know, Percy is OOC here, but I see a Percy that got to properly heal from his trauma and not be influenced by a literal demon would behave like he does when they went to the Feywild, a young man with shiny eyes, fascinated with the mysteries of the world again, and totally info dumping about his hyperfixations to his friends, more emotionally in tune with himself and not just repressing his emotions until he explodes in rage... most of the time, and I think it would be interesting to see how VM would interact with a mentally stable but still eccentric Percy)
TL,DR Caduceus gives Percy the therapy he always so desperately needed.
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(also, to be honest, I started writing this one, but I stopped because I don't know how to write Caduceus, so far I just watched some of the more popular segments of him, but I don't want to start C2 until I finish with VM, so I need to read a few dozens of fics of him until I understand his personality, but I'm leaving the idea here because I would like to read au fics of Percy&Caduceus having adventures and how other authors would imagine how their dynamics could work)
#percy de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#caduceus clay#vox machina#au#percy meets caduceus au#i think these two would get along so well#not sure if the timelines aling but this is an au so who cares#caduceus is the perfect therapist for percy#and percy would be the little brother caduceus never had#poor cad he was alone for 10 years#he would've appreciate the company#emotionally stable percy#but still a self sacrificial dumbass#can percy learn some small healing spells?#i don't know the rules of dnd but a not magical class learning minor spells shouldn't be to bad?#percy and keyleth bond over their hyperfiaxation on nature#different meetings#fic ideas i’ll probably never write#kind of started this one but is on pause atm#fanfic ideas#fic ideas#the legend of vox machina#tlovm#critical role#vox machina fic ideas
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Poor Isaac though, seriously. Losing all three of your parents in uniquely horrible and traumatic ways before you even hit eight.
I really hope that was the worst it ever got for him. I hope he's okay.
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Isaac at Bane (or Isaac at Niro, it could go either way)
#totu#sw totu#tales of the underworld#cad bane#totu niro#cad bane x niro#poor isaac and his divorced dads still hooking up
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This is what happens when I'm bored
Here's a gleepy and glorpy bounty hunter
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reading AITAs to do with abortion is so painful because the question will be "Am I in the wrong for pressuring my 16yo daughter to get an abortion?" and the answers will all be "No, of course no one can expect you not to burden the girl with this for the rest of her life because you feel her child will be a burden on you" and "Tell her horror stories about pregnancy and being a single mother; that'll frighten her into compliance 😊💖😚"
#this is without even mentioning the Child in question#but let's be real all of them are pro aborts who would ridicule anyone suggesting they take it into account#... also that one post where someone was asking aita for abandoning my gf cause she wouldn't have an abortion#and the answers were 'yta for not being sterilised but since the child is there it's her responsibility'#if it wasn't a year old post I'd have had some choice Victorian words to say to that man#You my sir are the very example of an adominable cad and I wouldn't wish you on your girlfriend because you are clearly not worth anyone's#trust but also the barest decency you clearly don't possess would OBLIGE you to financially support the poor woman#for the rest of your miserable unworthy life#but it's a year old post so I'm ranting into the void here#therese rambles#pro life
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Parallels
Or
Seeing Patterns in Things That Aren’t There
Part 51.
He Couldn’t see the Forest for the Trees
Also known as
The Felling of the Trees
Or
The Trees Strike Back
1. “Of course, it is likely enough, my friends,' he said slowly, 'likely enough that we are going to our doom: the last march of the Ents. But if we stayed home and did nothing, doom would find us anyway, sooner or later.” - Treebeard
- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (1954).
J. R. R. Tolkien.
(Art by Matt Ferguson)
(I was going to use some screenshots from the film adaptation but I couldn’t find any in good enough quality)
Kind of speaks for itself.
Treebeard and the Ents awaken from their long sleep with Merry and Pippin at their side to see the forest of Fangorn being razed by Saruman’s army of orcs and Uruk-Hai to fuel his war machine.
And after much deliberation, as his forces are away attacking Helm’s Deep, Treebeard and the Ents decide to launch an attack on Isengard when Saruman least expects it.
Kicking his ass and razing his infernal war factory to the ground in the process.
2. “Alder, pre-eminent in lineage, attacked in the beginning;
Willow and rowan were late to the army;
Thorny plum was greedy for slaughter
...
Fir trees to the fore, ruler in battles;
Ash performed excellently before monarchs;
Elm because of its ferocity did not budge a foot:
it would strike in the middle, on the flanks, and in the end.
...
Swift and mighty oak: before him trembled heaven and earth;
Fierce enemy of warriors, his name in wax tablets.'”
etc.
- Cad Goddeu (The Battle of the Trees). 14th Century. Attributed to Taliesin.
(From the Book of Taliesin. A 14th century manuscript containing a collection of poems in Middle Welsh. A folio of which is depicted above)
(Passages from this poem were also translated into Sanskrit and used by John Williams for the Duel of the Fates in his score to the Star Wars prequels)
Kind of speaks for itself.
One cannot help but wonder.
Given Tolkien’s fondness for Celtic mythology and his love of the Welsh language, did he perhaps know of the Cad Goddeu and/or the Book of Taliesin, and could it have inspired the creation of the Ents and their role in The Lord of the Rings?
(Although the circumstances are a bit different. The Ents were always fully sentient beings, while the trees in the Cad Goddeu are enchanted by Gwydion.)
Now it is known that their actions were also his means of throwing shade at William Shakespeare due to his personal disappointment concerning a similar scene in Macbeth but more cannot be said of such matters beyond this.
Regardless, I felt that it was worth pointing out.
Make of this what you will.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#parallels#my poor attempt at a joke#or is it#jrr tolkien#middle earth#lotr#the lord of the rings#ents#trees#treebeard#wales#welsh language#cymru#cymraeg#celtic languages#language revitalization#language revival#poetry#medieval poetry#cad goddeu#Taliesin#make of this what you will#literature#macbeth#sanskrit#tangentially#fangorn forest#isengard
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Oh no the rotw vote cost went from 0.99 USD to €0.99?
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got to the scene (ep 118, cr2 rewatch) in which jes and fjord first kiss and i forgot it happened and i need to go back in time and explode everyone telling me how toxic it was bc of shipping discourse because it was so fucking cute i felt like this

#“i’ve wanted to do it for a while but im a big coward” .. ..“you’re not a coward. you’re brave” (paraphrasing) godddddd#theyre so cutie#kiddo say#scene earlier when jes stepped into that circle and had 5 yrs of her life taken is so good also. so odd and scary and poor jes T_T#bonus points for cad weirdo moment of just getting up real close to her face to see that shes older#but then bonus for telling her she looks nice and her features are sharper : )#cr2 rewatch
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i love you hatsune miku
#im so sorry for what miku expo is doing to you#the fucking. fan who spent over $1000 cad for the flower stands at the vancouver show#who got permission beforehand but when he got to the venue they told him he couldn't set up??#then the police got involved?? that poor guy#the way staff has handled this expo so far has been soooooo much worse than previous years. and previous years already weren't amazing#OH YEAH THE GUY GOT HIS STANDEES STOLEN TOO Wtf#heinous. very interested to see how the rest of the tour goes#t
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My new kitty's name is Spooky btw 🥺🥰
#bet you can't guess her colouring 😌#she was born in october last year#it just suits her 🥰#i keep trying to get a decent picture of her#but she is making it EXCEEDINGLY difficult 😩#it's been a VERY rough first week w her#she was a rescue who wound up in living situation that was unfortunately just neglectful#she wouldn't eat or drink the first few days she was with us#she was so dehydrated she was PANTING if she moved around too much#and if you know anything about cats you know they do NOT pant unless something is v wrong#she spent a couple days at the vet's#$850 (CAD) later she is home and thankfully seems to be on the mend#she's making it really difficult to give her the meds that i NEED to make sure she takes tho 🫠😭#i literally lost my poor Peaches last month#i CANNOT lose another animal so soon i truly wouldn't be able to cope#haha anyways#small (ish) update 🖤#my post#softgothbabe#personal
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I had this stupid idea and I made it, originally wanted to add a third panel where Ethan’s shoves the glasses back in Scott’s face but decided not to since it was basically just padding
Also I changed Ethan’s nose and improved his hair so now he actually looks like himself
Going to draw the other characters too I promise idk why I’ve been only drawing these two

#this is a jab at that trope where someone suddenly turns hot when they put their glasses off idk#I just got new glasses yesterday ironically#ctrl alt del#ctrl+alt+del#cad#comic#mini comic#fan comic#art#also i did that edit#imagine the poor people who followed me for pmagta fan art and then getting whiplashed by ctrl+alt+delete#fan art despite me saying that i will mainly draw my ocs#comic sans#exe art
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The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I
#the good old 'I don't feel like doing anything including doing nothing and I want to go to bed but I know I'm not tired'#WEH.#I'm enjoying typing but I don't want to commit to practicing typing for real so I'm just making excuses to type more#I was looking at custom ESC keycaps because I was thinking about that whole community of ppl obsessed with keyboards and like I get it I#like the clicky clacking and keyboards can look so pretty but some of those key caps man wtf.#why would you want 3D transparent donald duck ESC key from temu what is wrong with you#saw a set of key caps that were little kittys with little kitty ears n I was like fuuuuuuuuuck#49.00 USD probably 100000 CAD+shipping goto helllll#I was thinking about what if I had like confetti keycaps and a custom kittycake esc key or like an actual little cake and matching desk mat#or even just a new cute mousepad cuz mine is old as fuck and I spilled vegetable cream stew on it once#and then I was thinking like sighhh and wouldn't it be cool to have arcade carpet on the stairs leading down to my basement hovel and#rainbow lights along the ceiling corners and what if I painting my bedroom like I wanted to do and sighhhhh#I haven't been wasting my money buying shit like that but I'm thinking about it again.#but the same thing stopping me from doing anything at all is stopping me from wasting my money which like that's good I guess???????#gosh I really like typing why did I stop doing daily typing practice#oh yea The Thing Stopping Me From Doing Anything At All#meow meowm meow meow meow#ok I really gotta tear myself away from my computer and brush my teethses and try going to bed#I already played minecraft earlier it's fine I didn't do NOTHING tonight it just feels like I did#and tomorrow is another day#and next week is a short work week thank fucking christ almighty#literally cuz its easter sunday and he was in that tomb but he escaped or whatever he did#thanks jeezy boy#you maybe shoulda milked it for like half a week at least#moved the big ass boulder like have an inch at a time#*pause for laughter*#that s from my new stand up comedy routine do uiuop like it djfskll;askjdgflksjdflksajdflksjdf the dsjalkjfolidasfgjoiweljsdalkjflskdjflak#meowww#I am the only one I know on here who 'talks' this fucking much about absolutely nothing#I do all this and my poor followers can click read more and spend time reading alllllll this garbage
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I think tumblr people would try and eat me alive if I ever admitted how expensive some of my clothes are. You dont want to hear how expensive my boots were. You dont wanna know how expensive the lehenga i got for xmas was. Hell don't look at how expensive my cosplay stuff was. Im below poverty line. I just choose to spend spare money in places that I either have already invested in (cosplay), or on things that are important (durable boots)
#my boots were 350 cad#theyre real leather docs bc im in canada and was doing bartending and needed nonslip footwear#i have 500 dollar cosplay wings. i waited until i had the money to spare for like a yesr to get em#theyre handmade#my lehenga was like 300 USD#god forbid poor people own nice things.#just bc you dont buy anything not from goodwill doesnt mean shit#i mainly buy thrift but im not gonna bitch abt finally having a pair ot jeans that fit me proper#theyve always been too long#it was WORTH the 60usd#ive never had this#stop trying to guillotine ppl for having nice things your misery doesnt need to be spread#take ur last 5 bucks and get yourselt smth nice if thats all you can afford#treasure things that are special#spend money on quality winter wear bc itll last more than that 15 dollar windbreaker from the thrift store#like seriously
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nghhhhshdhdhd I’m almost to the aitascope with my trusts
#we’re Getting There we’re Doing It Folks#I am making eye contact with poor urianger though he’s got so many runs of ktisis to do#i say that like alisaie isn’t also behind#owen plays ffxiv#getting closer to dead ends which then it’s minion grinding time#I did get cad the other day in ktisis#and I’ve gotten all the others from the EW dungeons so. we’ll see!#gonna keep a counter of how many runs until baby girl comes home
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