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@starswallowingsea i feel like i just got read for filth, aventurine hsr and laika are basically colour swapped but otherwise are insanely close to being the same person on levels i cant explain. Fuckored.

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Okay fun little reblog game: reblog and put in the tags what character you associate w prev or reminds you of prev but you cannot use their icon

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Blah blah blah proper name, place name, backstory stuff

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Winter Dawn by Sergey Garifullin

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a beautiful father son bond

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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

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Hi y'all, I'm a disabled trans native person and my birthday is coming up soon (Feb 19) and I'm REALLY low on money and have credit card payments + bills coming up.

I'm still trying to recover finances as well after unexpected vet bills and the loss of two pets just before the new year, so any help would be incredibly appreciated ♡ It's my first birthday away from home and it would be. Really nice if I could have a bit of relief and lower stress for finances while I'm in a different country (the US, I'm canadian) during my bday.

Tl;dr - I'm trans, disabled, native, and away from home for my birthday for the first time, in the USA, and it would be nice to not be as stressed about money during this time.

Anything helps, including reblogs ♡♡ and if people want to commission me instead, just DM me and we can work out details! (I've got pay what you can open right now)

EDIT: forgot the link which is kind of important here huh.

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ship dynamic i really like

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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All the terminology relating to tech and the Internet is English, and one of the endearing features of the French public broadcasting in Canada is that every time they use an English neologism they have to immediately perform a ritual penance where they apologize and grope for a French translation, whether sanctioned or improvised, and so this comes up all the time in that context.

Often this is sort of dry but when the English word is already stupid it has a lot of comic potential. I've previously heard "doomscrolling" translated as défilement morbide, which is already great -- you must understand that the speakers grab at these terms like drowning sailors grasping for floating debris -- but today I heard it translated as défilement funeste, which is just impossibly charming

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アカウント作り直したので過去絵中心にボチボチ更新していきます。

I have re-created my account.

My creator name is Nishiki Suzumori.

I will update mainly illustrations I have drawn in the past.

All illustrations may not be reproduced without permission.

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So you found a dead body in the woods

The worst thing you've worried about, going on hikes, happens. This happens often, in the grand scheme of things. It's always joggers and dogwalkers and hikers. My unlucky day came on October 24, 2022.

So what do you do when you find a dead body?

Look in the other direction and take a breath. Panic wont help you or them.

If you are comfortable, approach them and try to help. If not, it's okay. I was unwilling to approach (they looked real dead) and my 911 operator was 100% totally supportive and okay with that.

Walk a little ways away. There is no reason why you need to keep staring at them. It's okay. Seeing a dead person is really wack!

When you've caught your breath, call 911. My first thought was "Oh god, I don't want to talk to cops." and, good news, it's not cops! 911 responders are different people. They are trained to talk to you, to reassure you, and to help you. They are there for you. They understand you are freaking out. They are kind and patient.

Your new buddy, the 911 person, will help you figure out where you are, exactly. They have access to your location via cell-tower and GPS, but if, like me, you were off-trail (oops), they might need your help navigating to you. I offered to also send a photo, and he provided an email, which he received immediately. I deleted the photo I took right away.

Hang out on the phone with your dispatch friend. They're going to want to keep in touch with you as the paramedics approach. Are you freaking out by chattering too much? Are you freaking out by being dead silent? Both are okay! Apparently, my panic response is to become Super Midwestern Chatty. I was able to make him laugh, which I count as a win.

Holler to the paramedics. My paramedics came deep into the ravine-filled woods, about six men, steering a rolling bed thing. We shouted at each other until they made it to the body. It would have been funny, watching them fumble along, if it wasn't so serious.

Get out of there! The paramedics don't need anything from you. They're busy doing their job. They shooed me back to the trail and to the parking lot. I didn't have to go anywhere near the body.

Meet cops in the parking lot. In my situation, the cops didn't want anything from me. They were just picking their noses in the parking lot while the paramedics did the real work. The cops said thanks for helping, while covering their bodycams, because they're pigs.

Go eat donuts. Christ, that was a lot. Let yourself comedown and get some sugar to kickstart your system.

Feel good that you gave a family closure. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, your therapist is going to hear about this. Yeah, next time you come to this location, you're going to need a friend with you. But you did the right thing. You'll never know their family, but know that you gave them closure.

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Resisting tyranny takes a lot of forms.

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getting a jobjob from my water cooler girlfriend

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i have watched a total of maybe 3 riverdale episodes and i have only the vaguest knowledge of its plot but something i know for a fact is that the comedic genius of riverdale fans on tumblr is fucking unparalleled

like these three posts all put together have maybe 5,000 notes but they have irreversibly changed my brain chemistry forever