#poop💩

[montereybayaquarium]

💙 Penguin Awareness Day ✨

We were so excited about Penguin Awareness Day Saturday that we got waddled away and made a little poem. 

Penguins frolic and vocalize with grace, Waddling united, a tuxedoed embrace. Gliding through the sea, a shimmering sheen, An underwater flight, a spectacle serene.

Celebrayte this day with us by dropping your favorite penguin fact in the comments and spread the love for these dapper birds. 🐧 🖤 

[amyispowpow]

biggg frenrye post

[definitelynotthedarklord]

I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting when I started playing Cult Of The Lamb, but I can tell you right now, being asked to make my followers eat poop fairly regularly was not on the list.

[7pmcst]

they’re leaving skid marks on the ramp 😭

[tulipbunnie]

Sun☀️ & Moon🌙

[dancing-heart-pony]

I think I may have a problem…

[vulpine111]

[sisyphus-prime]

fun fact i'm on door rotation for costco and i always ask the kids what they want drawn and it's usually one of these and it makes them SO happy.

The poop isn't common actually. that was just notable from today. She was hype.

[grapezyan]

Something

[redspacewriter]

season vi. a pilot’s motto

my boi roberto giving us folks some words of wisdom— if it don’t work out c.a.c.a !!

[jakemyboy]

Do you see it???? The leaves are starting to turn. 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁 😊

[i-am-not-your-little-princess]

Toilet Humor

This is set in the same universe as my previous Christmas post.

Mirabel unknowingly gets Agustín out of a speeding ticket on their way home. Three year olds are hilarious😂

Agustín, pulling over to the side of the road: Crap, crap, crap! Dios mío, Julieta is going to kill me!

Officer: Hello, sir. My name is officer Santiago. Do you know how fast you were going?

Agustín: Ahh, sí, I'm sorry, I apologize, we were just on our way home and I-

Mirabel: PAPÍ, I HAVE TO POOP!!

It seems Agustín is just as shocked as officer Santiago at his little daughter's very bold and very unannounced statement.

Officer Santiago, peering into the backseat: And who is this little one?

Agustín: That's Mirabel. She doesn't like to poop in public places. We're...we're working on it.

Officer Santiago: Ahh...

Mirabel: Hi! I'm Mirabel!

Officer Santiago: Mirabel? What a pretty name! And how old are you, Mirabel?

Mirabel: One...two...three...Three!!

Officer Santiago: Oh, wow, you're a big girl!

Agustín: Yeah...this one was a pretty big...surprise for us all. She still is, apparently.

Officer Santiago: Yeah, three year olds will do that for ya!

Mirabel: Papí, I really have to poop!

Officer Santiago: Okay, so I'm going to let you go, just please drive safe, and slow down.

Agustín: Of course, won't happen again! Have a good day!

Officer Santiago: You as well! Bye Mirabel!

Mirabel: Bye-bye!

Agustín turns in his seat before pulling the car away.

Agustín: Miraboo?

Mirabel: Sí, papí?

Agustín: Did you really have to go poop?

Mirabel: Well, I didn't have to THEN, but NOW I really, really do!

[doctorslippery]

Creepy, little blue guy gotta creep.

Only be better if they heard a loud toilet flush and Ganthet comes out holding the newspaper, glares at them over the yelling, and goes outside.

Guy: [leaning against the wall] Omniscient, so the newspaper is just a prop right.

Ganthet: You help the, what do you call them, trains move the way you do. I'll take care of mine.

Guy: [using his ring communicator] Did you know that the Guardians use the bathroom?

Killowog: [through long-distance, FTL communication static] Dammit, you poozer, FTL comms are for Corps business. ... ...and everybody poops, Guy.

[thelazywulf]

Can someone please explain to me the appeal of the “Poopsie” toys and poop emoji toys? Like it came out when I was a kid and it’s still around. Why are people liking something that’s supposed to remind you of a bowel movement? Legitimately wondering cuz it’s extremely gross to me and I don’t care how much glitter you put on it. So what’s the appeal?

[deez-no-relation]

I have noticed a definite correlation in my own life, and I’m too embarrassed to ask my doctor about it. So I just want to see if other people have experienced this.

Anecdotes or hypotheses welcomed!