#poop💩

[montereybayaquarium]

💙 Penguin Awareness Day ✨

We were so excited about Penguin Awareness Day Saturday that we got waddled away and made a little poem. 

Penguins frolic and vocalize with grace, Waddling united, a tuxedoed embrace. Gliding through the sea, a shimmering sheen, An underwater flight, a spectacle serene.

Celebrayte this day with us by dropping your favorite penguin fact in the comments and spread the love for these dapper birds. 🐧 🖤 

[amyispowpow]

biggg frenrye post

[generaldiplomatbatsalad]

Uh o! 😳 I’m dry I swear! Can’t fool mommy though.

Love the feeling against my bottom and what not. So squishy and warm! Going to wear this soaking wet pull-up all night since mommy isn’t here tonight. ☺️ trying out and learning new things in this AB DL lifestyle. Ask me anything!

[definitelynotthedarklord]

I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting when I started playing Cult Of The Lamb, but I can tell you right now, being asked to make my followers eat poop fairly regularly was not on the list.

[7pmcst]

they’re leaving skid marks on the ramp 😭

[sugarcandydoll]

my hair turned out not so pretty im so sad ♡😔💗

[tulipbunnie]

Sun☀️ & Moon🌙

[t3acupz]

Best superpower to have?

Or, a superpower you already have? (I seem to have the power to make livestock poop just by looking at them.)

i want the power to time travel so i can make mads and hugh kiss when they filmed the wrath of the lamb

[dancing-heart-pony]

I think I may have a problem…

[vulpine111]

[sisyphus-prime]

fun fact i'm on door rotation for costco and i always ask the kids what they want drawn and it's usually one of these and it makes them SO happy.

The poop isn't common actually. that was just notable from today. She was hype.

[generaldiplomatbatsalad]

O no!! 😳😮

[redspacewriter]

season vi. a pilot’s motto

my boi roberto giving us folks some words of wisdom— if it don’t work out c.a.c.a !!

[jakemyboy]

Do you see it???? The leaves are starting to turn. 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁 😊

[doctorslippery]

Creepy, little blue guy gotta creep.

Only be better if they heard a loud toilet flush and Ganthet comes out holding the newspaper, glares at them over the yelling, and goes outside.

Guy: [leaning against the wall] Omniscient, so the newspaper is just a prop right.

Ganthet: You help the, what do you call them, trains move the way you do. I'll take care of mine.

Guy: [using his ring communicator] Did you know that the Guardians use the bathroom?

Killowog: [through long-distance, FTL communication static] Dammit, you poozer, FTL comms are for Corps business. ... ...and everybody poops, Guy.

[thelazywulf]

Can someone please explain to me the appeal of the “Poopsie” toys and poop emoji toys? Like it came out when I was a kid and it’s still around. Why are people liking something that’s supposed to remind you of a bowel movement? Legitimately wondering cuz it’s extremely gross to me and I don’t care how much glitter you put on it. So what’s the appeal?