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Have the Poop Chills again 🙄 Good old Vasovagal syncope
#i even tried to poop last night before I went to bed and couldn't? and i woke up with mild abdominal cramping and now i'm on the toilet 🙄#put my phone down for 30 minutes and jesus fuck that was intense. i almost passed out.#i'm dehydrated and low blood sugar right now though. bc i didn't drink enough water yesterday and then forgot to have dinner.#but GODDAMN. still.#also my burp just now tasted like blood which is always a great sign 🙃#probably i just bit my cheek during the night and swallowed some blood. there are some gouges in there.#i feel normal now though. but fuck. i hate this shit.#personal#vasovagal syncope#not tagged#tmi#gross#poop chills#body fluids#body functions
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Going a little insane thinking about how from Knives' perspective, his olive branch for Rem was rejected by his childhood perception of her loyalty to humanity, but Rem was assessing the situation as both a ship official and a parent and definitely making the choice she thought would maximize his and Vash's survival chances...like, if she was following duty as a crew member first and foremost, she'd head immediately to the bridge and tell the boys to head to the escape pods via comms or something. But instead she spent valuable minutes ensuring that Vash and Knives were safely strapped in and ready to escape, and then turned around to minimize the ship damage. Plus she had no actual way of knowing whether the plant ships were on a crash course, either—and while tristamp Nai can survive completely without food and water, no version of Vash has been shown to be able to do so completely (plus all other versions of Knives are shown at least drinking lol). So from her perspective she didn't just need to save both her kids and the humans on board, she also would've needed to save as many dependents as possible just so the boys had a way to stay alive.
She did the best she could do as a parent in that scenario, and Knives forever locked himself into a traumatized child's reasoning for her actions and blamed her to cope with it and then never reassessed from the perspective of an adult due to his, well, issues with everything. That's rough buddy.
#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun stampede#trigun spoilers#I'd say he could probably sort this out in therapy but that would probably just be giving a bad person access to therapyspeak lmao#Vash also never truly processed it...don't spend all your time worrying about honoring her sacrifice when she tried to save you too dummy!!#your adopted mother loves you but also you guys are probably driving her completely insane in the afterlife#Knives going around like 'My FAKE mom who is a betrayer and a poopyhead and possibly hates me and—' while Vash goes 'you don't get it.....'#and Rem is forced to save up all her good girl ghost points to give one of them vague dreams in an attempt to get them to just chill tf out#can't leave the bathroom door unlocked to take a poop when alive......can't rest in peace in the afterlife........smh
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That one post about Kabru pulling Laios away to suck his dick except when they come back Chilchuck and Mickbell are JUDGING him because they could hear it all
#'THAT desperate uhu'#this exists because ive been reminded that chills canonly hears everything that happens in the bathrooms#and is tormented by Marcella's silent pooping habits#labru#meanwhile lai os is just like. happy to be here man#meowing to myself#nsft text
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I'm here with my lil gameplay review 🕵🏻♀️
the scene where Toji says we're single...and he can change that?? PHEWWWW the way I backed it up like a dog in heat 🥱🙂↔️ and when his oiled up ass was right next to us, I thought we were abt to have an option to take a bite Im ngl 💔
and just so you know, I picked the latter option for that last photo hehe
this was so fun to play. i loooved the mechanics of being able to actually walk around and interact with stuff! and ofc seeing Toji himself who high-key looks oiled up 🫣💓
GIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!!!! I remember playing that part in the car, I chewed tf out of my cheek so I couldn't smile too much 💀💀💀💀like no bro that ENTIRE car part can get tf outta here, had me CHEESING way too fucking hard, LMAO. I loved the part where you ask him if he really loves us and protag is like "nah I think u like my money," AND HE LAUGHS AND SHOWS THE MOST GORGEOUS GRIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 FELL IN LOVE AGAIN, SO. FUCKING. HAAAARRDDDJWIWNQBQ
omg ikrrrr!?!?? The mechanics and choices are so fun to operate with, esp the dialogue choices you pick that link to different outcomes like him feeding us and the choices we're "bite" or "suck," which i picked sucking btw like hello, he called me a good girl, i had to 😳 (ayo that kissing scene in front of the convenient store, bro?? 🫥🫥🫥🫥 I nearly choked on air). ughhhh I'm so glad you enjoyed the game; the creator knows how to make FIRE stuff!! & pfffft rip to not biting toji's ass; he prob would've liked it 💔 I fr need to get my hands on the full (nsfw) game
#also!! dw my love i saw ur messages and will reply back; i just had a day full of walking around the city and was POOPED once i got home#also also!! i hope your day has been good and chill as well bby divi 🌸💕#𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒆 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ divi#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ⚛ 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒔𝒌𝒔
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Wof oc idea: a nightwing who can only forsee minor inconveniences, seconds before they happen
#And they're really chill about it#If they tell you to step aside you better do or you get pooped on by a bird
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I have once again gained the achievement “Foster Bunny Does Not Regard You As A Threat”
#im gonna clean the poop he knocked it all out of the litter box earlier#and I want to let him chill a bit before I go in
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guys I literally am not uncomfortable with anything so talk to me about anything. really ANYTHING. I'll just go with the flow
#my friend likes talking about scat. as a joke#most people are like “ewwww???? stop????” but i just go like “haha poop”#i am very chill#🍷.txt
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Rocky gave both @roseinthestars457 and I a huge scare this morning; he wasn’t able to use the bathroom and was throwing up all over the living room. We took him to the emergency vet and did some X-rays and such and found out he’s just super constipated. Bro was just filled with poop. I love him so much
#5 hours of waiting and $900 later…the boy has pooped#now he’s just chilling absolutely zooted out of his mind#bro is tasting colors#cat tag#rocky#sweetlilbird rambles
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i'm well aware there are single parents out there working full time but i think working full time and living alone with my dog is about to put me in a psychward
#why cant i handle what other people seem to handle effortlessly lmao#im so fucking exhausted and burnt-out i need demonic possession to save me or smth#like please @ random demon you will do a better job for sure#idk its like. my dog is now spending so much time alone when im at home that i feel really guilty#if i wanna go out or do anything that doesnt involve her#i have no damn time and energy#i might spend half a free day cleaning but its all a mess anyway#and then i will come back home like today just exhausted after 5 days of work in a row#and i just wanna take her for a walk and get myself smth to eat and chill a little#and i find! is poop all over the damn floor i finally managed to wash like a day ago#and it stinks so fucking bad i nearly throw up cleaning up#and then have a breakdown in the bathroom. as you do.#HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS I AM SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED#its also not fair to my dog idk this sucks so much#i doubt anyone read all this bht if you did hi and sorry#needed to vent unfortunately#wah im TIRED
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dropped pp at the vet to get neutered this morning and he pooped in his carrier 😭 had to hand over a stinky poop boy
#pp derek#i offered to clean him up but they were chill about it. im sure they see plenty of animal poop daily lol
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Saw your tags on the Dodgers/Rockies bee delay. According to CBS they did call a beekeeper who safely relocated the swarm:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bees-dodgers-diamondbacks-game-delayed-2-hours-arizona/
GOOD. We love safe beelocation!
#ask me stuff!#my grandparents kept bees#and now they keep bees at my parents lol#i used to be terrified of them but now i deeply appreciate them and have learned how to stay out of their flight paths in the back yard now#also you have to learn to be chill w bees real fast when your dog insists on pooping right in front of the hives#and then you have to extract a very angry bee out of her two inch thick fur as it attempts to sting her#does she realize or care? no#do i want to take her to the vet for a seventy dollar benadryl? also no
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“Where’s your homo, homey” mate you’re wearing a fishnet wife beater at work can we talk about that first
#yet everyone’s so chill about it like it’s normal#I sound like ptolemy pryce now I’ll stop#well actually at this point ole pryce probably gave up on dress code#so are Jean and Judith the only people who actually are wearing RCM uniforms at 41#imagine some cops show up looking like the A team#‘it’s how we roll at jamrock. get used to it’#whilst doing the shuffle and scavenging the crime scene. coming out of the other side with bloodied coats and some sordid boots#blank faced under that baseball cap that smells like a skunk had just pooped on it like that’s also normal crime scene cop action#yeah harry is not one bit deranged. he’s not even that special in this gang#mack torson#precinct 41#disco elysium#de
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"Let him go." "Perhaps I can. For a price." "…but we will pay the blood price eventually." "I’ll just be paying the price they should’ve paid a long time ago." "But I do know I will pay the price for my decisions."
"You do know what he means by 'paying the price'?"
"The price is...
#thanks tdpo for the poop joke that was actually some very chilling foreshadowing#anyways. this scene in particular put a knife in my heart#the dragon prince#tdp s5 spoilers#the price#parallels#tdp viren#tdp soren#bloodmoon huntress#1x02#3x08#3x05#5x02
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Last week (including and between both Fridays) has been such a dumpster fire it’s almost comical
#my anxiety is bad enough that I want to throw up and poop#I genuinely want to go back to school and see everyone and continue learning#had to go to the er last Friday and then texted my ex while there#Saturday and Sunday where chill#so was Monday#Tuesday was a disaster bc of my flat tire and broken lock at work#and I had to get bloodwork again yesterday due to my trip to the we#i need a fucking break#also had an auntie pass
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it could always be worse, i could be my sister three days ago (a germaphobe with birdshit on her head)
#thinking about that again after a bird pooped on me today#it was only on my leg and washed off easy so it was chill. could’ve been on my head yknow
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also tbh before i started doing this everybody was telling me about how much it sucks and how the animals throw a fit and the syrians especially just like piss nonstop when youve got them out of their cage. and like. i think the animals just might not like or trust the people who were doing it before me. because that literally just doesn't happen
#like a couple of them still pee in the critter keeper. thats inevitable. but thats it. they screamed at me for the first couple of weeks#and now theyre chill and way less of them pee or poop while ive got them out#personal
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