#pookie dookie wookie bear

[jamlelsaslmp]

Forgive me father for i have sinned

[kunshokunsho]

holds them dearly

[ummmlife]

omg ????? hi handsome !!!!!!!

[idiotspacecowboy]

what if instead of the reverse bear trap it was the reverse 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 trap and instead of cracking your skull open it cracked your 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓼 open????

[gelnanapass]

Listen to Christmas music? Nahh

Hyperfixate on a playlist your pookie made? YESSIRRRRR

@someones-here-fore-sure

[ch1ckenrat]

LOOK WHAT MY BOYFRIEND GOT ME FOR VALENTINES DAY 😭😭😭

[fire-in-my-woods]

❗️LIS: DOUBLE EXPOSURE (MILD) SPOILERS ❗️

VINH LANG GANG LEMME HEAR YOU

[noanziexx]

here to say HAPPIEST 44th BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE AND BABY GIRL JASON SCHWARTZMAN

i love him so much

[miloveismineallmine]

HONESTLY IM JUST GLAD SWEETHEART IS OKAY CAUSE OH MY GOD.

[0verseer-o9]

Opinion on the beta Crisp sprite remnants?

CRISP WAS CANONICALLY BLACKWASHED?? /j

Hi Pyre!! I’m glad you brought this up I need to ramble abt this.

Thoughts:

I think it’s cool that we got to see part of his beta design but I wish we got to see more about the design processes of the party members, along w/ scrapped ideas like Fardy becoming a joy mutant. I love the final design of Crisp more tho.

GAME THEORIES!!:

Something I theorized was that Crisp wasn’t meant to be in the game but when the pink robe guy was changed to be an NPC Dingaling was like “hmm maybe removing the only black party member from this game would be problematic” so he made Crisp.

A related theory to this is that Crisp was not originally black but was changed to be after the pink robe guy thing.

Another ANOTHER theory is that Dingaling thought “hm, let’s make him gay” and took Crisp’s beta (male /j) sprite and made Toby. I don’t believe this theory but it’s fun to think abt.

Another x3 theory is that beta Crisp had jaundice /j

Some stuff I noticed!!

• Crisp is 75% headless (had to save his robux ig /j)

• He has no facial hair (his goatee and a place where his mustache would show doesn’t show it)

• Crisp’s shawl was shaded and tbh I’m glad Dingaling changed it

• Instead of cyan glove things he has white ones

• He has four swords instead of six

• The middle of his chest is closer to the left by one pixel

• The swords are less shaded

• There’s more shading on the right arm

• There’s less shading on the torso

I think the white glove things on his hand are and it would be cool if Crisp still had bandages

TLDR: I think it’s cool we got to see this and I have many thoughts abt it

[celasteria]

BOB JOAN AND I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LOVE YOU MY BRITISH TWIN!!

STAY BEING GAY 🫵🏻

TWICE IN ONE DAY? I am blessed cursed!

[mjtheartist04]

Hey pookies I miss y’all🩷👹

[tbaluver]

Happy birthday my pookie wookie sprinkle dookie 😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭

Thank u for being u and being a real one to me. Love u to the ends of earth ree ree 😘😘😘😘

Always keep this up 😈🗣️🙏🐺

TEEEEE ILYYYY TO THE MOON AND BACK (ง ˃ ³ ˂)ว ⁼³₌₃⁼³ im always happy to see you on my inbox and my page you literally make my day babes imy (∩˃o˂∩)♡

[xoxo-g0ssipgir1]

AHHHHHHHHHHSKSJSJSHSJKSKDKSJJSJSJJSJSHSJSBSJKSHSKSNSNAKANAKANKSNSNSN IT'S 5 MORE DAYS UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY !!!!!

SANSKLELWMENDJSIWOQOEMR DNSIIWJWNSMAOSIDUEJEJ IKKKKK IM SO EXITEDDDD!!!!💗💗💗💗💋💋💋

[sirmidezz]

Rambo headcanons

But it's just me projecting

-Knows cool tricks and loves to show them off.

-this man is only good for looks, other then that he has zero rizz.

-loves chocolate. Hates white chocolate.

-arguably doesn't drink. Occasionally he will go out with a trusted person and drink at least a beer and a half but other then that don't expect him to ask for some fancy stuff.

-knows how to waltz beautifully. (Careful when dancing with him you might fall in love 😍)

-will list in alphabetical order all the reasons not to date him.

-has so much love in his heart that is blocked by so much mental clatter it hurts. (Same)

-loves having his hair played with.

-his hands are very rough but are the most gentle part of him.

-if you were to trace his scars you would be tracing them for hours.

-would probably be responsible enough as to not let anyone below the age of 18 cuss, but would probably gift a teenager a big hunting knife.

-he would let me paint his nails. (Yes he would now shut up)

[starbritez]

Sooooo normal to threaten suicide and pipe bombs over cartoon ships. Love that. So well-adjusted and morally correct (fuck the racists though, obv)

Have you been smoking crack???