#pony tail clark kent

[ckducky]

Mullet Superman's lesser known secret Identity--PONY-TAIL CLARK KENT!!!

[lidapy]

Ok hear me out! I came up with a theory about Kara's not so good disguise :

What if the fact that those glasses and ponytail works is only because almost no-one in her close entourage actually wears glasses. Like there's Cat, who has known for I don't know how long, there's Lillian (I'm 90% sure of it but I can't seem to find any proof on Google and I'm not willing to rewatch the whole show just to find a scene with Lillian wearing glasses), who knows since their first interaction or so, there's Snapper, who, lets be honest, doesn't give a fuck, and there's Clark, obviously.

As far as I remember, the only other one who knows Kara's identity without being told about is Lex. And I don't know if he knew all along or if he found out with the CCTV from Kasnia. So let's say that he either found out not before telling Lena or Lillian told him.

As a regular glasses user I can tell that a lot of people struggle to recognise you without them on. The only exception I know is other glasses users themselves. Indeed, I never had any difficulty recognising people usually wearing glasses without them on.

Therefore, it only works because they (the people in close contact with both Kara and Supergirl) are not used to seeing people wearing glasses without them on.

[imreallyonthishellsite]

characters who are black bc I said so

just so yall know I'm using black as an umbrella term, if any yall want to chime in with different ethnicities you are welcome too 💜🤎.

☆The Warner Siblings - Animaniacs

☆Saiki Kusuo & Aiura Mikoto - TDLOSK

☆Tanjiro & Nezuko Kamado & all of the Hashira no exceptions - Demon Slayer

☆Cuphead, Mugman, King Dice- Cuphead game/show

☆Izuku Midoriya, Mina Ashido, Snipe, Miriko, Oboro Shirakumo, Rody, Hatsume Mei, Aizawa Shouta- My Hero Academia

☆Noe Archiviste, Dante - Case Study of Vanitas

☆Douglas Eiffel, Isabel Lovelace, Renee Minkowski, Jacobi, and Maxwell - Wolf 359

☆Sans & Papyrus Skeleton - Undertale

☆Izumi Curtis - Fullmetal Alchemist

☆Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity, Sweetie Bell, Sunset Shimmer, Luna, Celestia - My Little Pony

☆Gideon Nav, Harrowhawk Nonegemius - The Locked Tomb

☆Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Blaze, Amy, Silver, Rouge - Sonic Franchise

☆Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Grace siblings, Di Angelo siblings, Magus Chase, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Anubis, Paul Blofis - Riordanverse

☆Afton Family - Five Nights at Freddy

☆Jason Todd, Clark Kent, Koriandr, Rachel Roth, Stephanie Brown - DC Universe

☆Pines Siblings - Gravity Falls

☆Hamato Siblings - Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

☆Ralsei, Kris, Noelle, Susie, Lancer, Joxter - Deltarune

☆Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup - The Powerpuff Girls

☆Brozone, Poppy, Funk Trolls, Brab, just most of the trolls in general- Trolls DreamWorks

☆Onyx - Trollz 2005

☆E. Aster Bunnymund - rotg

btw if if I get any type of racist comments on this or complaints abt "blackwashing" you can smd 😊, I'm not fighting with yall over headcanons alright

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Nice answers! Can’t wait for more :D

1: I know in comics it’s just easy to draw but how does Jake (& some of his family) doesn’t get his identity revealed just wearing a domino mask? (Chris at least wears glasses & acts differently most likely) it would be cool if he got a full mask with a voice changer (my updated version of Jake has a black mask with white eye lenses & a flaming Nightwing logo in the middle)

2: what’s the duos bestest prank they ever pulled?

3: what’s their favorite “prank” items? Fake poo, whoppy cushion, arrow through the head “hat” etc

4: let’s say the duo wants to pull a “Batman Beyond,” who would they pass their superhero title to?

5: How would you bring the starburst duo into the main DC universe? Another crisis or just leave as is in your universe?

Happy April Fools Buddy @pin-crusher2000 and I assure you this’ll be no April Fooling around in this answer ;-)

1) He is able to hide his identity via both his subtle posturing which allows him being more laidback and casual and inflections on his voice which have him sound less guttural and deep when he’s not wearing his domino mask. I base this subtly in his presentation based on how both Grant Morrison and artist Frank Quitely demonstrate the differences between Clark Kent and his alter ego within All Star Superman

2) Oh it’s definitely the time they emptied out some bullies’ body sprays in their lockers during swimming lessons, refilling them with ladies’ perfume instead and it wasn’t until it was far too late when said bullies even noticed it

3) The Arrow in the Head Gay is among them for playfully fooling around the Arrows but Joybuzzers and Gag Peanut Brittle cans are their go to options

4) Chris - I say the Mantle of Nightwing might go to probably a future child of Jake and Meredith (semi canonically Jake and his wife had son they named after Dick Grayson) with Chris appropriately teaching the newer Nightwing the tricks and tools of the mantle

Jake - The mantle he made can fall to probably a fan of the original Skybird who looked up to Jake as their hero for that longest time and only steps into the matte fully at a time of emergency but Jake sees pony’s tail in the kid and offers to train them. Basically a combination of sorts of Tim(my) Drake and Terry McGinnis in that regard

5) Well if there was a chance to adapt Chris, Mar’i and Jake in to the Prime Earth continuity, I’d basically do it all akin to the way Jon was eventually incorporated via a run in with an all powerful force and antagonist that screws around with the timelines and memories of Clark, Lois, Dick and Kory but the presence of these heroes allows them to remember them and with their strong respective love for one another (Lois with Clark and Dick with Kory) plus extending the full timeline so that the elder heroes of it are allowed to age (mainly Bruce and Dick if anything), lo and behold the Grayson kids and Christopher Kent can be incorporated into the DCU proper and all the effects of their presence throughout can be felt.

Now of course that’s if they’re allow to be incorporated cause otherwise, I’d still stick them happily in my Earth-4080. For one thing, my version of the DCU at least doesn’t have Cry for Justice and Heroes in Crisis happen at all so that’s a bonus lol

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Firefighter! Steve

Or

Personal Trainer! Clark

🤭

Looks like I deserved this one.

Work It Out

Warnings: allusions to non/dubcon, slow creep, fitness ineptitude.

Trainer!Clark Kent x short!chubby!reader

To those who read, I'd love a thot or two of what you think!

You feel ridiculous. Any regular could likely tell that your leggings were fresh off the rack, that you're chafing in your sports bra, and that the mesh top isn't exactly typical of your wardrobe. The sharp squeak of your sneakers on the mats betray their newness as you cross your arms and look around, trying to shield yourself from judgement.

You untuck your phone from the top of your leggings and see the notification you left undisposed. 'Your trainer will meet you in Area 2B.' You look up and reread the large white letters stenciled onto the painted cement. Yeah, where the hell is she? You want to get this done and over with.

You keep one arm over your middle as you scratch your neck, already sweating. The anxiety alone has your heart pumping. You could just stay home and find some Youtube video to follow along with. Or maybe you should just invest in a Peleton.

You turn listlessly as you grip your phone, eyeing the racks of weight from baby-sized to shoulder-dislocating. What kind of masochist lifts those blocky atrocities? You'll stick to the small ones. Maybe they have something less than a pound.

A pert blonde grips the rails of a step machine as she climbs, her pony tail wagging back and forth with her efforts. Her cheeks are flushed but she's not slowing down. You can't imagine you could do it for more than a minute. Exactly why you wanted a trainer to act as a safety net between you and your own ignorance.

You shift on your heel as you sense movement but disappointment once more has you looking away. It's not your trainer. The guy could probably show you a thing or two, given his bulging arms and the weight belt around his stomach, but no, Melody is late and you're starting to get annoyed. You paid extra just so you didn't die in a treadmill accident and now you're here, eyes popping like a deranged bird as you quork at every noise.

"Excuse me," the deep voice startles you as you consider hitting cancel on the app and fleeing for your life.

You turn and face the man. He's even bigger closer up. His dark hair curls are swiped away from his forehead, and his bright eyes beam down at you as he holds a large reuseable water bottle from a single finger. The cleft in his chin makes it seem that even his face is padded with muscle.

"Oh, am I in your way?" You realise you're hanging out in front of the dumb bells.

"No, uh, you don't happen to be..." he says your name and you frown.

"Yeah, that's me," you answer dumbly, "do I know you?"

"Didn't you get the notification? Melody's got an emergency so we were paired up," he says, "beginner, right?"

"That easy to guess?" You scoff, "uh, no I didn't see the message," you drop your shoulders.

"Ah, not what you expected," he gives a light chuckle, "sorry, I know I'm not as pretty as Mel--"

"Look, I don't want to make this awkward, but I requested a female trainer," you wet your lips with your tongue as the heat gathers in your face, "not that I don't think you know what you're doing but it's more a... comfort thing, you know?"

"Sure, I get it," He looks down at you with an easy smile. Jesus Christ, you didn't think they built people this big. "No hard feelings. You can reschedule on the app with Mel and I won't even charge the cancel fee."

You nod and lift your phone. A pang of guilt tickles your stomach and you sigh as you drop your hand. You tilt your chin up to look at him, "I'm here, alright? If I don't start today, I don't think I'll come back and I spent too much on this get-up."

"So you're up for it?" He arches a brow.

"I can try," you shrug, "but no promises."

"Alright, uh," he glances around then his eyes crawl up and down your body. You take a step back and try to hide your stomach behind your arms, "you got any water handy? You gotta stay hydrated."

"Oh, shit," you cringe as you let out the profanity, "I left it in the change room, can I--" You nod past him.

"Sure thing, I'll wait here," he says.

You quickly brush by him and hurry past the weight racks and treadmills. It feels like it takes forever to get to the locker room and by the time you return with your neon yellow bottle, you're already out of breath. Clark waits patiently as stands on the mats, his bottle a few feet away from his treads.

You set yours down and move stiffly to stand across from him, "okay, ready."

"Right, stretches," he claps his large hand and you can't help but watch his large fingers. It's like a joke, they replaced Melody with this behemoth, as if to remind you of how pathetic you are, "arms."

He guides you in the motions, one you recognise from gym class all those years ago. You didn't like it then and you definitely don't like it now as you put on a show for the whole gym. As you touch your toes you groan and your leg shakes as the burning zap pings through your hip. You hiss and make yourself stand straight, bracing your lower back.

"You okay?" He asks, moving easily as you hunch slightly.

"Yeah, my hip--" You gasp as your leg buckles and you nearly collapse, "fuck."

"Hey, take a seat," he grabs your elbow gently and leads you over to an empty weight bench. You sit before you can wilt entirely and he steps back to look down at you with hands at the top of his shorts. "You got hip problems?"

"Yeah, sort of," you sigh, "I put it on my profile. Locks up and all that."

"Gee, I must have missed that," he says as he turns and marches over to retrieve your bottle, then his. He squats down as he offers you yours, meeting your eye level as you accept it, "last minute change and all."

"It's fine, I know my limits and they're not very far," you untwist the cap of your bottle as his cheek dimples, "what?"

"Nothing," he shakes his head and stands, turning to sit beside you. "I tend to push limits, you know, so you lucked out."

"Great," you grumble, "well, I think the term is 'throw in the towel', the towel's tossed. It's on the floor."

"Come on," he nudges you and mindlessly rubs the top of his tank, his fingers grazing the tuft of hair peeking out above his broad pecks, "we'll take it easy, work up to it. But your hip, that looks like a therapy issue."

"Oh?"

"Oh," he counters, "lucky again," he smirks, "I do therapeutic work. If you don't mind, I can do some proper exercises and see if that helps out. No extra charge."

"I don't know, that's... too nice."

"We'll make a deal of it," he says, "I'll do the therapy and you show up every week."

"Hmm, well..."

"Unless you prefer Melody," he shows his palm, "your choice but I know she's only really does cardio and yoga and with your hip, you won't keep up."

"I can't keep up with standing," you mutter and he laughs. "For how long?"

"Well, you should make it a permanent thing," he advises gently, "but I'll settle for six months. For now."

You look up at him and lean back, rubbing your hip as you grimace, "I don't think I have a choice."

🏋‍♂️

The weeks go by but not easily. As much as your body needs to adjust to your new regimen, you need to adjust to your trainer. Clark is exactly as he promised, relentless. Your weekly sessions have become two or three a week. He made 'no' the only impossibility.

The persistent pain in your hips is mostly subsided, though new aches form in your muscles after each session. If this is what it costs to be healthy, you're not sure it's worth it. Still, he uses the app to its complete potential, sending you reminders to stretch and get in your steps, even going so far as to have you track your meals. Yeah, he wasn't impressed with your late night kitkats.

That day, you puff out as you finish your last rep and fall back on the mat, catching yourself on the hell of your hands. You try to catch your breath as Clark pulls up his shirt to wipe the sweat from his brow, exposing the muscles above the vee of his pelvis, his shorts low on his hips. You can't help a glance at your own pudgy tummy and the extra jiggle on your thighs. After all this and you're still a troll.

"Well," you sit forward and reach for your water, "this was hell. Thank you."

"You're doing good," he offers his hand and lifts you to your feet, so easily you nearly leave the mat entirely, "lookin' better by the day."

"You don't have to lie," you fan yourself.

"And you don't have to shoot down every compliment," he chides, "go on, cool down. You earned it… and you can treat yourself to a carb."

"Thanks," you shake your head and begin your usual routine. He steps away and takes his phone from his arm band, "you got someone else after this?"

"No," he furrows his brows at his phone, "just canceled."

"Damn," you bend forward into a fan and grunt.

"Be careful," he's near you in a flash, "go slow." He frames your hips with his hands and you flinch, holding back a gasp. "You're gonna ruin all my hard work."

He squeezes before he lets go and you mumble an apology before pushing yourself up. You go into a lunge and peek over at him as he walks a circle around you, taking measure of your form.

"You sure your hip's okay?" He asks.

"Yeah, I feel fine," you squint at him, "what's up? Am I doing something wrong?"

"I mean, I think there's something off," he taps his chin and stops, looking around your butt with crooked grin, "a tear maybe."

"What are you?" You reach back as you feel along your hip and you notice how the fabric feels slacker along your ass. You reach further and follow the rip in the seam at the center of your cheeks, exposing the white cotton panties with tiny pink hearts beneath, "oh my god."

You cover yourself with both hands and blanch, "how long–"

He tilts his head and looks to the ceiling, "they're cute, I didn't wanna say anything. Besides, you were in the zone."

"Jeez, okay, well I'm done for the day, I'll be sore," you snip, "oh my goddddd."

You grab your water bottle and hold it behind you as you rush away.

"Alright, well, have a good one," he calls behind you wistfully, "I think Lululemons having a sale right now."

"Quiet," you stomp away and scurry down the hall as you hear his rumbling laughter.

You get to the locker room and only realise then how empty the gym is. Clark noticed how often you got distracted by other, fitter gym goers and recommended the less busy times for your sessions. You were thankful but now it's kind of eerie.

You put your bottle on the bench and pull out your bag. You take your street clothes and resign yourself to stinking them up and showering at home. You pull of your damp shirt and peel away your split leggings, morning the seam as you look to see how big it is.

The door opens suddenly and you look up as Clark appears around the bricked divider. You cry out and try to cover yourself as his shoes squeak to a halt. He hides his eyes behind his hand as he raises your phone in the other.

"I'm sorry, I didn't want you to leave before I got here–"

"Maybe knock?" You scramble to pull your shirt back on, "call through the door or something."

"Sorry, I…" he parts his fingers and you snarl, "take it."

"Stop looking!" You storm towards him and snatch your phone. "Jesus, as if it's not hard enough being here…"

You grumble as you go back around the bench and drop the phone on your gym bag. He doesn't move, your anger peaking at his lingering, and you look up at him as you open the denim. He stares blatantly as you steam and fumble to get dressed.

"Clark!" You bark, "go."

He doesn't move. His eyes cling to you, falling down to your thighs as he lets out a shuddering breath and runs his hand up the front of his shirt. His lips part as he steps closer, his silence prickling along your neck.

"Clark," you utter in confusion, his blue eyes dilated and dark, "what–"

"You shouldn't hide," his voice grits dangerously as he stops at the other side of the bench. You’re frozen as you clutch the jeans tightly, too afraid to move, his gaze like a predator's; unbreakable.

"Please, just go," you whisper.

"I can't," he shifts to the side as you try to go towards the door, moving the other way as you attempt that.

You sway back and forth as he mirrors you. In that moment, his size is more obvious than ever. You gulp and step back against the lockers.

"Clark, you're scaring me," you hug your jeans and bat your lashes.

His hand spreads across his chest as he inhales, tasting the air as his nostrils flare, and slowly he descends his touch. You squeak as you see the twitch in his shorts right before he grips it. He lets out a quaking growl and tilts his head, cracking it as he bares his teeth.

"I know," he sneers as he rubs himself through his shorts, "come get it before I come get you."

[spaceman-earthgirl]

Supercorptober 2022 Day 18: Secret

ao3 fic link. series link.

Lena’s pretty sure Supergirl has just walked into Noonan’s. And no, she doesn’t mean Supergirl, with the cape and the skirt, but Supergirl who apparently wears glasses and a cardigan in her free time.

She doesn’t stand as tall, and she has her hair tied back in a pony tail, but Lena’s sure of it, she’s sure the woman ordering 3 sticky buns and a hot chocolate is Supergirl. She recognises those blue eyes and that smile is the exact same as Lena as seen on TV, in magazines and online.

Lena glances around, but no one else seems to have noticed, and Lena’s just arrived in National City, has only been here a few days, but she’s sure no one else has made the connection, no one is seeing what she’s seeing because no one is reacting to the superhero like you’d expect.

She’s pretty, and the barista behind the counter seems to think so, because she winks when she hands the woman her drink, but other than that, no one pays the woman any attention.

Which is kind of surprising, because she’s drop dead gorgeous, but that’s besides the point, because Supergirl is in the same coffee shop as her, getting coffee, like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

And maybe it is, maybe Supergirl does this all the time. She knows Supergirl has a secret identity, just like Superman does, she just didn’t expect to see her buying food like she’s just a normal woman.

For a moment, Lena considers saying something, talking to her, but she decides against it. The woman’s identity is a secret, and even though Lena doesn’t think she’s doing the best at hiding it, clearly it’s working so she keeps quiet, buys her coffee and goes about her day like nothing out of the ordinary has happened.

Lena already knows she’s made the right choice to move to National City.

And then two days later, the same woman walks into her office and Lena is one hundred percent sure of her observations because Kara Danvers has just walked into her office with Clark Kent, who is also definitely Superman.

Wow, they both really think glasses and slightly hunched shoulders are a good disguise. But she supposes it must be pretty good, considering she hasn’t seen any news outlets publishing stories after either of their identities have been revealed. 

But she keeps her mouth shut on the matter again, because it’s not her secret and these are real lives that could be destroyed if the secret gets out.

To Lena’s complete surprise, she finds herself becoming friends with Kara. And it has nothing to do with Lena knowing her secret and everything to do with Kara being the kindest person she knows, always going out of her way to help people, always making an effort with her, and Lena supposes it really shouldn’t be a surprise that someone like Kara is also Supergirl.

She’d thought, at the beginning, that Kara might have just been pretending to be her friend, to get close to her, but Kara is too genuine, and Supergirl always smiles at her the exact same way Kara does.

It takes two years for Kara to tell Lena her secret, and all the while Lena has sat on the knowledge. She’s not expecting Kara to tell her, it just happens on a normal Sunday evening. They’d been watching a movie but taken a break to get snacks, and when Kara sits down beside her, she looks uncharacteristically nervous and Lena knows something is up.

Thought, she doesn’t expect that Kara’s about to spill her secret.

But then she does, she just blurts out the words, looking on the verge of tears as she does.

“I’m Supergirl.”

Lena’s heart fills, she feels entirely warm inside and out, at the knowledge that Kara is trusting her with this, trusting her with such a big secret, and Kara cares enough about her as a friend to tell her.

“I know,” Lena says at the same time that Kara starts, “I’m sorry I didn’t-“

“Wait.” Kara cuts herself off. “You know?”

“I know,” Lena smiles.

Kara looks confused. And rather hopeful. “Are you not mad that I didn’t tell you sooner? That I’ve been lying to you this whole time?”

Lena shakes her head. “No. It’s your secret to tell, your secret to share with who you want to. The fact that you’re telling me means that you trust me and that means so much. I promise, I haven’t told anyone who you are, your secret is safe with me.”

Kara lays her hand over Lena’s, squeezes it. “Of course, I trust you. I’m so glad you know, I’ve hated lying to you. How long have you known? How did you figure it out?”

Lena laughs. “You do know your disguise is a pair of glasses, right? It wasn’t that hard to figure out.”

Kara’s cheeks heat. “Oh. When did you figure it out though? Is it because you see me all the time? Alex told me you’d probably figure it out sooner or later, especially when I have to leave all of a sudden all the time.”

“I actually…” Lena’s not quite sure how to say this part. “I actually figured it out before we met. A couple of days before we met, actually. I saw you in Noonan’s, and I just recognised you immediately. You look the same, it wasn’t hard.”

Kara’s mouth drops open. “Wait, you’ve known all this time?”

Lena bites her lip, tries not to laugh at Kara’s astonished expression. “Yes.”

“And you never said anything?”

“Again, it wasn’t my secret to tell.”

Lena finds herself wrapped in Kara’s arms before she fully realises what has happened, her best friend pulling her in for a hug.

“Thank you for not telling anyone. And for protecting me, even when I didn’t know it.” Kara pulls away. “And maybe we won’t tell Alex that part, she’s already worried glasses aren’t enough. She’ll have Supergirl wearing a mask next.”

Lena winks. “I think I can keep this part a secret too.”

“Did you know I remember that day?” Kara says. “That day at Noonan’s.”

Lena remembers it for a very specific reason, she’s not sure why Kara would remember it though. “You do?”

Kara’s eyes remain steadfast on Lena’s face, but Lena can tell she’s nervous again. “I do. It was the day the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen wouldn’t stop staring at me in a coffee shop. Now I know why you were staring, but that day, I almost went up and said something, asked for your number or something, but I chickened out. And then a couple days we met again and it felt like fate.” Kara laughs. “I can’t believe you were staring because you were trying to figure out if I was Supergirl.”

Lena swallows, heart beating fast in her chest. “I mean, I was staring for that reason, but I also thought you were beautiful and I definitely would’ve given you my number if you’d ask.”

“Oh.”

Lena laughs nervously. “Yeah.”

“If I asked for your number, would you give it to me now?”

Lena laughs again, this time more genuinely. ”You do know you already have my number, right?”

Kara fingers play with a loose string on the cushion she’s pulled into her lap. “What if I asked you on a date then, would you say yes?”

Lena’s breath catches. She doesn’t need to think about the answer. “Yes.”

Kara’s face breaks into a huge grin. “Yeah?”

Lena nods. She can’t believe they’re talking about this, like it’s something so casual when in reality, it’s something that could change everything. “Definitely.”

It’s something Lena has obviously thought about before, but with Kara’s secret between them, it never felt like anything could happen. But now here they are, secrets out in the open, Lena’s own secret being that she has feelings for her best friend.

“Do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night?”

Lena grins. “I’d love to.”

[falcqns]

Ever Since New York

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Summary: You find out about a family death on set of The Witcher, and Henry comforts you. 

Warnings: Mentions of death, comfort, fluff

A/N: I based this off of what the song is about (Harry finding out his stepdad is dying in NY) and my personal experience and feelings when my Opa passed away in August. Hope you enjoy!

Tell me something, tell me something You don't know nothing, just pretend you do

You knew it was coming.

You knew that your grandfather had been fighting cancer for a few years, and you knew he was going to pass away. 

Your mom had told you months before you began working on The Witcher that your grandparents had made the decision to stop all treatments, and to let him pass at home, where he’d be most comfortable.

That didn't make those months any easier. Every time your dads phone would ring, your whole body would be on edge, praying that it wasn't the call.

Your mom had called you earlier in the day to tell you that he was in his final hours, and all you wanted to do was sit at home, and cry. You weren’t going to make it home in time, and there was nothing you could do but wait for the call.

You had made it to set, and had your AirPods in, blaring your favourite music, in hopes that no one would talk to you. Your co stars didn’t need to know what was happening, at least not yet. You didn't need the pity looks, and the constant asking if you were okay. You didn’t.

I need something, so tell me something new Choose your words 'cause there's no antidote

When Henry walked in the makeup trailer, he knew something was off with you.

You looked exhausted. Your eyes were red and puffy, so was your nose. Your hair was in a pony tail, you had headphones in with music blaring, and you didn’t smile at him when he entered.

He said hello to you, and you gave him a tight lipped smile, before turning back to your phone. 

Throughout the few hours the two of you were in there, he took notice of how you’d jump, and take a deep breath before looking whenever your phone vibrated. 

You finished before him, and you scurried off without a word, your phone still in your hand.

For this curse Oh, what's it waiting for?

Normally, you’d hang out on set with Anya and Freya while they filmed, but today you were missing.  The only time they’d see you was during scenes you were in, before you rushed off set once the director said that they finished.

You hid in your trailer, only talking to your assistant occasionally, to hand your phone over before filming. 

Honestly, it looked like you were barely functioning. You hadn't been to craft at all, you hadn’t talked to anyone, you hadn’t smiled unless you were filming and had to, and even then, your smile didn’t reach your eyes. 

Even during filming, you didn’t seem totally there.

Everyone was concerned.

Must this hurt you just before you go? Every time your phone would go off, you’d be on the verge of tears, thinking that was it. Even though you knew that the news would come in the form of a phone call. 

Your mom kept you updated on his condition throughout the day. He was going up and down, sometimes he’d be moments away from passing, and others he seemed stable. Every time his condition dipped, you were suddenly aware of every thing. Every heartbeat, every breath, every bird chirping. 

You felt like Clark Kent before relearned to hone his senses, and it overwhelmed you. 

Brooklyn saw me, empty at the news There's no water inside this swimming pool

When the call finally came, you were alone. 

You had a break in filming and was planning on going back to your trailer and watching some Buzzfeed Unsolved to take your mind off of it.

But, when you closed the door to your trailer, your phone went off, and you knew. This was it.

You answered, and steeled yourself for the words to come out of your moms mouth.

“I’m sorry honey, He’s gone.” Was all she said, her voice laced with tears as well.

You didn’t hear a word after that. The tears poured down your face in streams, and you couldn't breathe. No sound came out of your closed mouth.

Eventually, you heard your mom say she’d let you go and grieve, that she had to call your siblings and tell them, and that she loved you. Then the line went dead, and you were alone.

You dropped your phone against the bed, your head fell into your hands, and you began to sob.

He was gone, a d you didn't even get to say good bye.

Almost over, had enough from you And I've been praying, I never did before

Henry had a feeling that something had happened, and he should check on you. 

The director yelled cut, and he all but ran off set to your trailer.

He didn’t bother knocking, and just barged in. His heart broke at the scene in front of him.

You were on your bed, your arms wrapped around your shins, your head in your knees which were pressed against your chest.

“Y/N?” He whispered out, before sitting next to you. He wrapped an arm around your trembling body. “What’s wrong?” You shook your head, begging him to leave, although you knew he wouldn't.

He took a deep breath, and pulled you into his lap, his arms coming around you to hold you securely. He wasn’t going to let go until you were okay again.

“Honey, talk to me, please? We’re all worried about you,” He said into your hair.

You didn’t say anything, and his arms tightened around you.

Understand I'm talking to the walls I've been praying ever since New York

Eventually, your sobs turned to sniffles, and you began to talk, your head buried in his chest.

You told him everything. You told him that he had been fighting for years. That he had been in and out of the hospital for months. That you were the only one of his 4 oldest grandchildren that came to visit him. That the last memory you have of him is him laying in a hospital bed, on his way to remission. That his conditioned dropped dramatically a few months ago, and you weren’t allowed to visit him anymore, due to the hospitals restrictions with his condition. That you hadn’t gotten to say goodbye.

He sat and listened, letting you get it all out. Once you did, he laid you on the bed, and pulled your uncomfortable costume off, and putting the blanket over you. He pulled his armour off, and climbed in with you. He pulled you into his arms, and rubbed your back, as you fell asleep.

Once you were asleep, he pulled out his phone and dialled Lauren’s phone number.

“Hey, Henry, what's up?” Her cheery voice said on the other end.

Henry glanced at you before speaking. “Y/N isn’t going to be able to finish today,” He said.

“What? Why?” She questioned.

“She just had a family member pass away, and she is not okay at all. She’s with me, but she’s not going to be able to film.” He heard Lauren sigh in sadness. “Oh man, that sucks. Okay, I’ll let the director know. Can you stay with her? Make sure she gets home alright?”      

“Of course. Thank you,” He said. Lauren said her goodbyes, and they hung up.

Henry let you sleep a little longer, before gently coaxing you awake.

“Hey, sweet girl, let’s get up, okay?” He whispered, and you nodded.

“D-do I have a scene?” You asked, and he shook his head.

“I called Lauren and got you and I out of filming for the rest of the day. I’m going to take you home, and take care of you, okay?”

You nodded once more, before taking your sweatpants and t shirt off of the bedside table, where you’d put them this morning.

Henry left the room to let you get dressed, and you came out moments later, your costume in hand. You placed it back on the hook in the closet for costuming to collect later.

Henry helped you gather up your things, and you two headed out. You stopped at Henry’s trailer to grab Kal and his things, before heading out again.

Your car was in the shop, so you had Ubered. You sat in the passenger seat of Henry’s BMW, with Kal climbing in the back, and Henry into the drivers seat.

Tell me something, tell me something

You led Henry and Kal into your apartment, and he instructed you to go lay on the couch.

Henry walked into the kitchen after making sure you laid down. He had been to your apartment quite a bit, and knew where you kept everything. Anya and Freya had told him that you hadn’t eaten all day, and he knew you were starving.

He cut you up some cheese, grapes, strawberries, added crackers and dried cranberries to your plate, and poured you some milk, while also grabbing a water bottle out of the fridge.

He made his way into the living room, where you were laying. You had turned on the TV, and was watching Harry Potter.

“Sit up, okay?” He said, and you complied. He sat down, and put the plate of food on the table before wrapping his arms around you again. He motioned for Kal to lay at your feet. 

You slowly began to eat the food he had prepared for you, and focused on the movie. 

The two of you sat there for a few hours, and enjoyed each others company.

He cooked you dinner, took you on a walk with Kal, and gave you lots of cuddled whenever you became upset again, letting you cry it out.

You don't know nothing, just pretend you do Tell me something just before you go

Henry had helped you get ready for bed, and watched as you climbed in. 

Before he could move, you asked him a question. “Can you stay with me tonight?”      

He nodded, and climbed on the other side. He pulled you into his arms again, and you were asleep in seconds.

He gazed down at you, and pressed a gentle kiss to your temple. 

He hated that you were so heartbroken, but he knew there was little he could do other than to help you through it, and support you.

Today may have been awful, and the next few weeks were going to be as well, but you know it’ll be fine as long as you had Henry.

Oh, tell me something I don't already know

[godstaff]

During the Post-Crisis/Pre-Flashpoint era would it be accurate to say Clark was having an emotional affair with Diana? I know they never did anything physically with each other but he seemed rather close to her, more than a married man should have been to another woman imo.

Clark used to share with Diana things he never told Lois, even when they were married, because he knew the Amazon would understand him better than the reporter.

When you think you might die, probably never come back, you say goodbye to the person you love the most.

They had this special bond between them they called “being best friends”, but they looked at each other like no friends ever do, not even the best ones. He said once “Lois: you’re the most compelling woman I’ve ever met, but this (for Diana) is the most magnificent”. “Compelling”? That’s what you call an advertising campaign, not the love of your life.

And Diana trusted him implicitly, even when she didn’t remember who he was:

Even with that pony tail or the ridiculous mullet (OMG!).

During the Post-Crisis/Pre-Flashpoint era, there were hundreds of moments like these. I believe writers secretly wanted to make them a couple, but the order from above was he had to be in love with Lois, nobody else. so they let slip these little pearls every now and then.

The truth is, as they were written back then, he always found strength and support in Diana, while Lois only weakened him.

When the JL/JLU animated series became so successful at the turn of the Century, Bruce Timm introduced this pseudo-romance between Batso and Wonder Woman. After that, her relationship with Clark began to dissipate in comics, until the Flashpoint event and the New 52 reboot, where they became a couple. It’s been said it was because in 2011 there was a legal dispute between DC and the Siegel/Shuster families for the use of the Lois Lane character. When DC thought they may lose, they finally saw Clark/Diana as a viable alternative. Proof of that is the fact that, when they reached an agreement and the use of the Lois franchise was secure, in 2016, they killed without mercy N52 Superman, the New 52 and the hopes and joy of thousands of fans of the pairing, they returned to the marriage of Lane and Kent, and gave them a son to cement it, so nobody had any “strange” ideas.

Now they don’t even talk in the movies and they are only acquaintances in the comics, work colleagues.

Clark/Lois marriage became this ridiculous thing where they live apart and only meet for booty calls, and their son went to the future with the Legion of Superheroes, so the little annoyance is out of his parents way. 

DC killed the beautiful relationship there was between Kal-El and Diana, even as friends, for something they don’t know what the hell is.

There’s a reboot in the near future, mark my words. The same way the DCEU failed, the rebirth crap is going down in flames. I hope the new DC universe brings back, at least, their loving friendship.

[takaraphoenix]

Here’s a post that’s not interesting for anyone aside from the very dedicated stalkers and people who are just really very interested in seeing if their OTPs rank high for me (which, I suspect, is an overlapping two groups)!

Anyway, remember how I complained about not being able to rank my OTPs and only having my fifty faves on an unranked list? So, after sorting through them multiple times, I’m vaguely sure I managed to rank them in a satisfying order. So, for the above mentioned few who might find it interesting, here’s a top 50 list of my favorite ships!

(Interesting thing I noticed: Out of the 50 ships, there’s 10 m/f ones, 10 f/f, and if you count the poly-ships as m/m [including the one m/m/f ship] 30 m/m!)

Magnus Bane/Jace Herondale (Shadowhunters)

Nico di Angelo/Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Jace Herondale (Shadowhunters)

Hiccup Haddock/Jack Frost (How to Train Your Dragon/Rise of the Guardians)

Alec Lightwood/Jace Herondale (Shadowhunters)

Hades/Persephone (Greek Mythology)

Shere Khan/Bagheera (Jungle Book)

Maleficent/Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak (DC Comics)

Kuroba Kaito/Kudou Shinichi (Detective Conan)

Loki Odinson/Tony Stark (Marvel)

Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark (Marvel)

Clark Kent/Diana Prince (DC Comics)

Elphaba Thropp/Glinda Upland (Wicked)

Trafalgar Law/Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

Tulio/Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

Kou Seiya/Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon)

Tenoh Haruka/Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon)

Spike/Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Mason Ashford/Christian Ozera (Vampire Academy)

Roy Harper/Dick Grayson (DC Comics)

Merida/Moana Waialiki (Brave/Moana)

Tarzan/Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Klaus Mikaelson/Caroline Forbes (Vampire Diaries/The Originals)

Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Discord/Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug)

Dimitri Sudayev/Anastasia Romanova (Anastasia)

Samantha Carter/Janet Fraiser (Stargate SG-1)

Mazikeen Smith/Chloe Decker (Lucifer)

Kozume Kenma/Hinata Shouyou (Haikyuu)

Glimmer/Adora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Athos/Porthos/Aramis/D’Artagnan (Musketeers)

Gwaine/Merlin (BBC’s Merlin)

Regina Mills/Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time)

Gimli/Legolas (Lord of the Rings)

Cole Turner/Phoebe Halliwell (Charmed)

Shego/Kim Possible (Kim Possible)

Warren Peace/Will Stronghold (Sky High)

Kurt Hummel/Noah Puckerman (Glee)

Loke/Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail)

Takao Kazunari/Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko no Basuke)

Yuriy Ivanov/Rei Kon (Beyblade)

Kouga/Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

Kurokiba Ryou/Hayama Akira/Yukihira Souma (Shokugeki no Souma)

Todoroki Shouto/Midoriya Izuku (Boku no Hero Academia)

Klaus von Reinherz/Leonardo Watch (Kekkai Sensen)

Hibiki Ryoga/Saotome Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

Spinel Sun/Keroberos (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Kaiba Seto/Jounouichi Katsuya (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

[the-everlasting-dream]

In My Head - Rafael x MC

Summary: A commentary of MC Jaya’s thoughts during the date with Rafael last chapter. 

A/N: My brain - and by extension Jaya’s - is weird. Sorry. You have been warned. This is kinda bad but idc

Tags:  @chantelle-x0x , @choicessa, @mariamulroney , @drakewalkerwhipped , @thewolvesss ,  @mfackenthal , @srawesleyghuewrites , @topsyturvy-dream , @enmchoices , @gardeningourmet @debramcg1106 , @alesana45 , @meladoridarcy, @blackcatkita , @tmarie82 , @annekebbphotography , @lizk77 , @jayjay879 , @tornbetween2loves , @akrenich , @theroyalweisme , @likethetailofacomet , @sleepwalkingelite , @littleblossom-18 , @ooo-barff-ooo , @drakewalker04 , @mkatschoicesblog , 

Rafael Aveiro: @kennaloverofdragons , @ifyouseekheart , @brightpinkpeppercorn

Jaya FC: Pooja Hegde

Shower? Done. Deep condition? Done. Moisturise? Done. Shave? Goddamn Jaya its the first date, nothing’s gonna happen. Rafael Aveiro is not that kind of guy… And I am not that kind of girl.. 

Standards. Yep totally got those. 

Okay okay, time for the most important part of date prep. Picking the outfit.

What did he say again? Dress comfy.. Comfy, Mr Aveiro, means my panda onesie and Ugg boots. I hardly think thats first date material right there. Unless it was a movie date, and we got to build the PERFECT outfit. 

Think casual but cute. Classy but not like we’re trying too hard. Yep okay lets go. Ooo this dress is cute and it could pair it with those cream wedges... Where are they - NOOO. That stupid chocolate stain from my going away party is STILL there? 

So scrapping that idea. What about that leather skirt… Found it. Okay nope. I look like a hoe in that. We’re going for wholesome not HOEsome here. 

 What do I feel casual in? Pencil skirt? Dress? Jeans? Ugh Raf could you be anymore ambiguous in your description? Don’t you know that girls require a detailed agenda of what we will be doing on the date so we can plan our outfit accordingly??

Oh my god why do I not have anything nice to wear?? 

Ughhhhh I just wanna throw out my whole wardrobe and start again.. I wish Asos had instant delivery like you payed the the thing and it would just magically show up in your closet. I could put together a killer outfit in minutes.. 

Too plain… too boring… I’m pretty sure that should be in my laundry pile… That’s my lab coat.. 

Oh that’s a cute skirt… I’m pretty sure I wore that to the concert with Bryce… I don’t wanna outfit repeat though… 

Does this match.. 

Nope. 

WHY CAN'T I FIND ANYTHING TO WEAR?? 

Everything I have makes me look too short, too fat or like I’m trying too hard. I just wanted jeans and a nice top but evidently that’s too much to ask.. 

 What would Lois Lane wear? Wait how cold is it going to be tonight? 

 …Okay no skirts then. Alright he said dinner so that means no white or light colours coz we don’t know where we’re going so lets just go with jeans and maybe I could go with that burgundy off shoulder top I got last week? Huh.. that actually doesn’t look too bad. 

 Damn I actually look kinda good… Lets hope he thinks so too.

Alright now to give this mane a quick blow dry. Ugh why do I have my hair so long again? I literally do nothing with it but chuck it up in a pony tail… I should chop it off, do a new year, new me thing for spring or something.. 

Okay done. 

Now make up. Think classy and cute. Lets put on some music…. Hmmm.. Bollywood Jams… What haven’t I listened to in a while.. Got it.

Panghat pe aake saiyyan marode baiyaan And everybody blames it on Radha Chhedde hai humka daiyaan, bairi Kanhaiya And everybody blames it on Radha

*Twenty minutes of singing and dancing later* 

 Okay Jaya focus. Focus like your life depends on it.

 Time for *deep breath* Eyeliner.. 

Don’t… make… a…move… Okay that actually looks good. Time for the other one. Don’t… make… a…move… Fuck they don’t match… I’ll just make the other one thicker… Not that thick! Maybe I can use some concealer and make fix… Nope now that one’s too short.. Maybe… okay that looks worse… 

Fuck eye makeup I’m just gonna skip it

Are hoops too much for a first date? Do I subscribe to that ‘the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe’ thing…? Maybe… 

Nows not the time for experimenting Jaya. Focus. Now lipstick.. I cooooould go with red.. Who am I? Priyanka Chopra? Oh wait even Priyanka doesn’t wear red… Ok PC don’t let me down, I’m going with nude.. 

Shit is that the bell?! Okay okay, wallet, phone, shoes, I haven’t picked shoes yet! Ugh okay lets hope he doesn’t notice the chocolate stain.

Coming, coming. Oh wow he looks hot. I mean how does he make just a green jacket and t-shirt look good. Remember to speak Jaya. Say hi. Keep it cool. Goddamn Superman, you’ve got one adorable smile. Huh this old thing? Its just something I threw on… in pure desperation and defeat. 

 Omg guys pls don’t make a huge deal of this… I am so getting a roasting when this is over. 

 Please let’s go. Hang on where are we going? This is true. He can’t show me the city from indoors. Guess we’re doing an outdoor thing then...Apparently its a surprise. I can do this whole spontaneous thing.. Yep easy peasy.. so not still wondering if I’ve over dressed but if his outfit is anything to go off I think I should be fine? 

Umm do you know where we’re going? Coz i have no idea. And I hope you’re not taking me some place to get mugged. DONT say that out loud Jaya. Focus on the conversation.. He’s asking you if you like Boston..

God he’s gorgeous. And humble too. So different from any other guy I’ve dated. From any other guy I’ve met actually… They don’t make em like they made you Rafael Aveiro. 

He claims he’s not Superman but this is totally a Clark Kent outfit.. just missing some glasses. I bet he’d look hot in glasses. Does he wear glasses? I need to know immediately. Nope he doesn’t. 20-20 vision… Just like Superman.

WOAH 

I would have totally missed this place if I hadn’t known it was here… or hadn’t had my own personal Superman showing me around. Heh. 

Okay enough superman jokes. 

I don’t even know where to look, the food, the smells, the sounds, the people, its kinda like the night markets back home. And oh my god what is that smell? Best street food in Boston… Yep I don’t doubt that for a second...

….Is it too cliche if I say Indian food? Coz I have been dying for some Aloo gobi since I came to Boston and — THEY HAVE CHANA MASALA!?!? IM TAKING IT ALL SORRY NOT SORRY Subhanu you’ll be out of business by the time Jaya Da Silva is done with you. 

 Wait he knows everyone here? And they know him? Did he like… save everyone in this city or something? 

 Okay wow this is getting a bit crowded, is it too cliche if I grab his hand? Almost… there… Oh were at our seats… Bummer. 

Did he just… pull out the chair for me? Homeboy is earning some major points over here… I am impressed.

Damn he really does know everyone. If that wasn’t so impressed, I’ve be suspicious. Oh wait he’s grown up with these people. That explains it.

Community man.. Family man. Good match.. God I sound like the aunties back in Chennai. 

He’s way too adorable to be single. A sweet guy, who cares about the community and is genuinely kind and smart? Guys like him do NOT pop out of no where… What are the chances he’s got some crazy dark secret.. 

Goddamn Jaya calm down with the analysing. Just relax. 

Crap he just asked me about my community? What part should I tell him? The crazy expectations, the insane reputations to uphold or the life ruining rumours? Lie Jaya. You gotta lie. You can’t dump the truth on him this early on. He’s a nice guy but even he will turn tail and run if you tell him about your m-

Oh our foods here. OMG I apologise in advance but this has got to be one of the best chana masala’s I’ve ever seen. Patti would feel threatened. Let’s see how it tastes. SO FLIPPING GOOD. OH MAH GAAAHH 

Raf I hope you don’t mind if I pig out coz I’ve been dying for Patti’s food and this is the closest I’m probably gonna get and this is pretty damn close.

Is he looking at me enough? Omg is he looking at me too much? Don’t have something on my face? Okay lets subtly move your hand up and.. okay that was subtle enough right? Holy crap I had gravy on my mouth and he didn’t say anything… Maybe it wasn’t noticeable?

Do I prefer a community or my own space? Hmmm… How do I answer this tactfully…

Oh this is nice. We’re picking up a rhythm here. Just casual chatting… He is actually really funny… 

Okay Rafael Aveiro I see you. You’ve got that hidden sass in you that I sure as hell am going to bring out… 

Oh damn I stand corrected, we are already at the roasting phase — more like a slight toasting really but he’s bring up The Grand Bathrobe Incident of two weeks ago. Oh great, I am never going to live that down. But hey if it landed me here I have no regrets...

Wow he’s actually got a bit of green in his eyes. I never noticed that. Why have I never noticed that? Probably because I’ve never been this close to see it…? 

Oh wait I need a mint. All this chicken tikka and garlic I am gonna to do a major refresh if we’re going to do any kissing… or whatever. 

Wait he just gave me a look. What does that mean? Are we going to… no it can’t be. Omg I did NOT wear my cute underwear.. what if we have sex? Nope Jaya nope. No sex on the first date. No matter how cute the green in Superman’s eyes are. 

 Hmm guess not… Anyways

*Later*

No way he likes the same flavour of Skittles as me! He’s already planning a movie night for us? Wait is that a hint at another date? Or was it just a general thing? 

 Wait where is everyone else? Are we the last ones here? Hang on a second how did he pay without me noticing?? Nope I can’t let him pay, I- He’s not hearing any of it. Okay fine I won’t argue but next time I’m paying.

Did he just… ask to walk me home? Can this man get any more precious??? Of course honey you can. Gosh I’m melting right now, this is so adorable… 

Oh my god, our fingers brushed. They brushed again.. And again… Please take my hand, please take my hand. I really wanna hold yours but I’m too socially awkward to do that.. Thank god he got the hint. This is nice… real nice…

Okay that walk was way too short for anything to happen. We’e stopped outside my porch. I am SO happy I ran into you Raf. you made my shitty day so much better. Oh god this is like one of those movies where they stand outside the door for ages not wanting to say anything… I really wanna kiss him. Goddamn he’s dreamy as hell… 

How do I tell him I want him to kiss the life out of me without… you know.. telling him I want him to kiss the life out of me?

He’s gonna say goodnight? Wait THATS it? Just a goodnight and go? Wait I think he got the hint, he’s taking a step closer. Wow he’s tall, I’ve always liked them tall dark an handsome.. His eyes… wow..

Oh my god is this really happening? Does he want to kiss me? Of course he wants to kiss you, you dolt, he’s leaning in closer. Can’t you see the look in his eyes? Why is he waiting… Crap he’s waiting for me.. What if I’ve misjudged this whole — Oh fuck it here goes. 

Mmmm 

Woah.. 

Abshhgkl… can’t… articulate… kiss... too good… 

Breathe Jaya breathe. All tingly now. His arms are so strong… He can leave them around me… He doesn’t have to let go just yet… God he has the most amazing shy smile.. I could kiss him again… and again… and never stop… Do we have to stop? 

Oh yep he wants to stop. Thats…not unexpected… He wants to take it slow remember? Its probably a good thing. I don’t know what I’d do if I managed to sneak him upstairs — out of sight to all my roommates of course — get him pinned up against the wall, inch my fingers up that nice but totally unnecessary shirt of his — I bet he’s got amazing abs too — and just — 

Jaya! Stop it. Stop perving on the nice boy! This is your first date, he already wants to take it slow, lets not ruin this by not being able to keep it in your pants. Now pull yourself together and say goodnight. 

This is like a freaking rom com. Am I in Love Actually right now? He’s actually waiting for me to get in the house before leaving. Chivalry is obviously not dead everyone. Rafael Aveiro alone is keeping it alive. 

Oh fuck my keys, where are they where are they, shit hurry up he’s waiting for you to get in, don’t ruin the moment for me stupid k— Ah finally. 

He looks too adorable to leave out on the front porch. Smile and say goodnight Jaya like a grown ass adult. I really want run over and kiss him. And from the way he’s looking at me, I think he wants to too? 

Nope self control Jaya. This is what we practice in this household. Close the door and go upstair— Oh my god he’s whistling as he walks away. Ahhh does that mean he had a good time? Because I sure as hell did. I hope he asks me out again. Or I could ask him out this time. 

Either way I hope we can see a lot more of each other soon because you are something else Superman. Something else indeed. 

[snxwbird]

"That is the lamest costume I’ve ever seen. It’s just a pair of glasses," he says gruffly, inspecting the swirly glasses she's put on for the occasion. They're a loud statement, entirely unusual. He puts on his own rectangular frames, making his scarred eye just a little less obvious underneath the tinted lenses, and raises a brow. "But back to what you were talkin' about. I don't mind fairy tales much, just depends on who wins in the end." He never did like the heroes of those stories much.

The corner of her mouth tilted upward at his initial remark, eyes meeting his over the black edge of her specs. “It seemed to work well for Clark Kent.” She comments, assuming he’d get the pop culture reference. He did look like a smart, sophisticated version of the man she had been traveling with. Funny what a pair of glasses alone can do. Monet looks at herself in the mirror, and pulls her hair up, in a high pony tail that dangles as she tightens it with the hair bubble, securing it wouldn’t be getting loose through their day**. ** “What are fairytales but the folly of the myths?” She was wearing a very formal attire, dark grey pencil skirt and a button down emerald shirt, plus vertiginous black heels. She took the lid of her lipstick and painted her mouth crimson, in a swift, smooth motion, lips smacking together to evenly spread the hue throughout. “Myths are the darker, raw version of them. Sometimes they have no winners, sometimes all you have left is the moral of the story.” Sometimes not even that.  Monet turns to face him, and a smile draws her red painted lips. Such shade made her skin look even paler, white as snow with drops of fresh shedded blood. “..but in their essence, they are more true and important than history. History is just journalism for the victorious, and we all know how reliable that is.” that smile is still there, eyes watching him intensely, awaiting for him to reply, but although she’d love to stay and discuss, they had places to be, people to kill. They’d go back to this later on, when they were back from their appointment, over a bottle of something and some food, chilling by the fireplace until the fire extinguished, marking their time to go and rest. 

[woltemath]

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My best friend's son, Alrik
 2. Are you outgoing or shy? A mix of both
 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? I have a small group of people that I'm always happy to see
 4. Are you easy to get along with? That depends on you
 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? He would, he definitely would
 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Generally nerdy men, but at the moment no one 
 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? No
 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? My friend Tarì, she's about to move to Oregon
 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nah
 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Probably Quentin
 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "She's probably my least favorite, but I'm still early on in the show" sent to my best friend discussing Sense8
 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? How Far I'll Go, Spirit in the Sky, Bleeding Heart, Its Over Isn't It?, and I Won't Say I'm in Love
 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Ohh yeah..
 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Not really but I don't deny their existence either
 15. What good thing happened this summer? We're going to see!
 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Last person to kiss me was Derek and he did it as a joke, so nah
 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? There's no way that in the entire universe that we're the only planet with forms of life on it, so yes
 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No, but Derek is close with him.
 19. Do you like bubble baths? I like baths with bath bombs
 20. Do you like your neighbors? No, they leave me and I pretend that they don't exist
 21. What are you bad habits? I'm terrible at procrastinating
 22. Where would you like to travel? Disney world/land!!
 23. Do you have trust issues? No, but I'm wary
 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going to sleep
 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Right now, my forehead because it's got a rash 
 26. What do you do when you wake up? I check how much more time I have to sleep
 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I'm fine with my skin, as is
 28. Who are you most comfortable around? Bryan and Tarì
 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Nope & not interested
 30. Do you ever want to get married? Sure, if the person is right for me
 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? It is if the ponytail is on top of my head 
 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Tom Welling & John Krasinski
 33. Spell your name with your chin. Slec 
 34. Do you play sports? What sports? I like playing Volleyball and Baseball
 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Oh yikes, if I HAD to pick, I'd live without music but probably not for very long
 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 😏
 37. What do you say during awkward silences? I usually take that opportunity to leave 
 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Someone who makes me laugh, is nerdy, and has hobbies that I can learn. Doesn't hurt if they have freckles and glasses and kind of look like Clark Kent
 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Barnes & Noble and Target
 40. What do you want to do after high school? I've been out of high school for 9 years
 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends on the circumstances.
 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I probably don't want to talk
 43. Do you smile at strangers? Only when I'm clocked in at work 
 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? I'm more curious about the ocean depths
 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Hunger
 46. What are you paranoid about? My expired license plate 
 47. Have you ever been high? Ya
 48. Have you ever been drunk? Oh ya
 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Nothing comes to mind 
 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Gray
 51. Ever wished you were someone else? I've never wished to be a different person, but I have wished to live under different circumstances
 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Maybe a better build
 53. Favourite makeup brand? Err
 54. Favourite store? Barnes & Noble
 55. Favourite blog? I don't have a favorite
 56. Favourite colour? Red
 57. Favourite food? Tacos
 58. Last thing you ate? Spaghettios
 59. First thing you ate this morning? Cherry Pop Tarts
 60. Ever won a competition? For what? Not that I can recall? I made top 10 in a knife throwing competition
 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Nope
 62. Been arrested? For what? Nope
 63. Ever been in love? Nope
 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? It wasn't anything special, a girl kissed me at the end of our theater date, we saw Water Horse
 65. Are you hungry right now? I'm always hungry
 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I have one friend from Tumblr and she's great.
 67. Facebook or Twitter? I use Facebook more
 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr
 69. Are you watching tv right now? Ya
 70. Names of your bestfriends? Bryan & Rebecca
 71. Craving something? What? Ice Cream
 72. What colour are your towels? Blue & Green
 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? One
 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? There's one on my bed but I don't sleep with it
 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Two
 75. Favourite animal? Otters
 76. What colour is your underwear? Not currently wearing any 
 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 
 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? M&M Cookie Dough
 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Gray
 80. What colour pants? Black
 81. Favourite tv show? Friends
 82. Favourite movie? I Love You Man
 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls
 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls
 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Probably Gretchen
 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Bruce the shark I guess
 87. First person you talked to today? My coworker and friend, Shannon the cannon
 88. Last person you talked to today? My brother Brendan
 89. Name a person you hate? Trump
 90. Name a person you love? Paul Rudd
 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? My boss Christian
 92. In a fight with someone? Nah
 93. How many sweatpants do you have? I don't any sweatpants
 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? I think 3 or 4
 95. Last movie you watched? Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
 96. Favourite actress? Aubrey Plaza
 97. Favourite actor? Paul Rudd
 98. Do you tan a lot? I've never tanned
 99. Have any pets? 2 cats, Arabella and Leonia (Arie & Leo)
 100. How are you feeling? Hungry
 101. Do you type fast? By no means
 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Occasionally 
 103. Can you spell well? Usually 
 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Once in awhile but there's usually a reason that I left them there
 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Ya
 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Not that I'm aware of
 107. Have you ever been on a horse? No, they're demons 
 108. What should you be doing? I have no where to be
 109. Is something irritating you right now? My new bosses incompetence
 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? No
 111. Do you have trust issues? No
 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Arie
 113. What was your childhood nickname? Snert
 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Ya, lived out of my home state for like 5 years
 115. Do you play the Wii? I have
 116. Are you listening to music right now? I'm watching Steven Universe, so ya
 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Ya
 118. Do you like Chinese food? I LOVE Chinese food
 119. Favourite book? Redwall
 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Nah
 121. Are you mean? I'm perceived as mean
 122. Is cheating ever okay? Never
 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Never had to
 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? I don't have an opinion on it really
 125. Do you believe in true love? Ya
 126. Are you currently bored? Nah
 127. What makes you happy? Otters, Tacos, People I like, and alone time 
 128. Would you change your name? I'd like to lose part of it
 129. What your zodiac sign? ♐️ Sagittarius ♐️
 130. Do you like subway? It's alright
 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I don't believe that
 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Wasn't this question already asked?
 133. Favourite lyrics right now? "War and Glory, Reinvention, Fusion, Freedom, Her Attention"
 134. Can you count to one million? I'd probably mess it up
 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Can't recall? I don't really have many opportunities to lie
 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Open
 137. How tall are you? 5'9"
 138. Curly or Straight hair? I have straight hair
 139. Brunette or Blonde? I'm a brunette
 140. Summer or Winter? Summer
 141. Night or Day? Day but like.. early afternoon
 142. Favourite month? October 
 143. Are you a vegetarian? No, but I did Meatless Monday's for a year
 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk Chocolate
 145. Tea or Coffee? Tea
 146. Was today a good day? It was a busy day
 147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers
 148. What’s your favourite quote? "Do no harm, take no shit"
 149. Do you believe in ghosts? I love ghosts
 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "So, in a very short time, with the help of the gods, the stones cast by man became men, and those by woman, women"