#polyamorous problems

[the-bloodrose-gemstone]

Ok no the worst part about polyamory is my partners are spread across four different states and I want to CUDDLE THEM ALL AT ONCE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[malwarewolf404]

Being polyamorous I think is the most Booboo the Fool-ified identity you could possibly have because whatever person you date first is not going to want you to be with someone else (let alone be with you AND someone else 24/7), and there’s a reason they call thirds Unicorns because I’m convinced they don’t fucking exist. I’m so sad and butthurt and just feel gross and lonely because even though I HAVE a partner interested in being polyamorous with me, no one wants to be in our relationship. My dream of having a TF2 8-player snuggle bed is just not happening and I feel myself longing for it worse and worse evry day.

[acelessthan3]

Man, when people talk about polysaturation, they never talk about how splitting your time between partners also entails splitting time between their spaces. The appeal of the nested polycule being that you have everybody in the same house. I'm bouncing back and forth between my place and my boyfriend's a scant handful of nights in a week and feel like I'm running back and forth between custody visits. I can only imagine what it'd be like if I had another local partner

[andybwriting]

Polyamorous Problem of the Morning:

(A poem. Because it can be.)

Here am I

Being the household introvert And an awkward socializer

Like those sans Social Anxiety

Can only dream of being

While also

Being awake

My fuzzy alarm clocks make sure

I get up every day

Meow

The other humans

The ones who live here

Sleep on and on and on

While someone else's guest

ALSO gets up in the morning

[silverflame137]

I have a problem.

A few days ago, a dating app recommended my girlfriend's cousin to me. Ever since, I can't stop thinking about them. They're extremely handsome and very much my type.

To compound the issue, their name is Josh. So every time people make the joke about Jesus being oily Josh, I think of this person oiled up. Then I remember that they're my girlfriend's cousin and wipe the drool off my chin.

[catboynutsack]

My therapist has started referring to my partners and I as a Threesome during our sessions I'm gonna lose it

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“Im a non binary polyamorous pansexual vers switch with abandonment issues, so maybe I am not the best person to be told ‘no you choose’”

“…babe are you okay we were talking about dinner choices”

[jacquiarno]

What if we kissed under the Pride umbrella?

[ellies-chaos-corner]

So I'm writing a sidlinkyona fanfic-

@pseudocyance gave me the idea to post it on Tumblr, and I'll post it in chapters!

Without further ado, here is chapter 1 of Water and Wishes!

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It was a moonlit night in Hyrule, and Link was all alone. Hyrule had already been saved, and Link's obligation to save Hyrule had been broken. The hero was still yearning for someone however, and that someone was a certain king of the Zora.

Sidon was his best friend—and even though Link wanted to just think of him as that—he couldn't suppress the feeling of love for him. It didn't help that Sidon was already engaged to Yona. Even if Link wanted to ask Sidon to be his lover, he couldn't because the king already loved Yona. Link wasn't mad at either of them; he just wanted to love Sidon.

Link couldn’t help but glance at Sidon's avatar, which was standing watch beside him. It was his best friend in spirit, but it wasn't really him. It wasn't Sidon; Link would have to go to the domain to see the real king. Why did he feel like this? What made Sidon so… different from everybody else?

Link could only wonder as he sat by the water of Lake Hylia. He looked over at Sidon's avatar again, and he sighed softly.

“Why do you have to be so… perfect?” Link asked Sidon's avatar. “Why do you have to be the greatest guy I've ever met?”

Sidon's avatar didn't respond, as it was just his spirit. Why did everything have to be so difficult? Link's mind then drifted to thoughts of what it would be like if Sidon loved him. It would be wonderful to be loved by him in Link's opinion. Sidon was just so dreamy to Link.

Meanwhile, Sidon was alone with Yona in their room in the Zora Palace. They were madly in love with each other, even though their marriage was arranged by their fathers. Sidon and Yona were perfect for one another, but Sidon still felt incomplete. He too loved Link—and he knew that Yona wouldn't mind—but he didn't want to tell her. Yona herself had a hunch that Sidon was head over fins for Link, as she noticed that Sidon spoke of him so fondly and often.

“Sidon, dear, is there anything you'd like to tell me?” Yona asked, a smug smile on her face.

“What? No, everything is fine!” Sidon responded. “Though I have to tell you that I'm so glad to have you as my queen.”

“You do know that you can tell me anything, right dear? Is there anything you'd like to tell me about Link?”

“Anything other than that he is my best friend?”

“Yes, Sidon. I already know that. It's just that you seem very enamored by him.”

“Enamored? What do you mean, Yona?”

“You love him, Sidon. I know that you do.”

“What? No! I can't love him, I already love you so much!”

“You can love more than one person, Sidon. I don't mind that you love him, I just want you to be happy. He's a charmer I must admit, and I can see why you love him so much.”

“You've caught me red-handed, Yona. I do love Link. You really don't mind?”

“No, I don't mind one bit, Sidon. We should have a picnic with him soon, so that we can both confess our feelings to him and have a nice conversation.”

“That sounds perfect, Yona. You are the best queen I could ever ask for!”

“And you're the best king that I could hope for, Sidon.”

[attractthecrows]

Sanemi is trans thanks to the parentified oldest sister -> transman pipeline

Genya is trans thanks to not realizing that he's trans until she's at least in her mid twenties and built like a mack truck

Tengen is trans because he has always viewed gender as her best performance and they don't like being consistent anyways #flashyfluid

Gyomei is not trans because he's always been too goddamn busy to put any thought in that direction. "Am I experiencing Gender? I don't care I've got twelve orphans to feed/a million demons to kill"

[queercodedangel]

What's missing in the whole "bisexuals are valid regardless of preferences" discourse is an analysis of how compulsory heterosexuality (which is a systemic force) shapes these preferences.

We live in a society that will constantly (directly or indirectly) push you into heterosexual paths.

And in the case of bi people this means there is a certain pressure and compulsion to only act on one part of your attraction

[johnny-neurontin]

I literally can not find any way to meet other poly ppl near me. It's crazy that there isn't an app or site or anything. It'd be cool to meet other ppl/couples/polycules to chill and have double dates with n shit. It's hard as fuck to relate to married mono ppl sometimes and I'm getting old. Everyone is mono, married, cis, and straight (it seems at least).

[hiis-theme]

somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-

[acelessthan3]

Text sent to the group chat the morning after mousewife stayed over at boyfriend's by herself for the first time

[themostfangtastic]

9 year old me watching this for the first time was going insane. marinette gets all the bitches i wouldve folded in this situation

[woodlandstarz13]

okay. so i’m polyamorous, right, i’m open to having multiple partners and whatnot

but!

so far everyone i’ve told has been.. kinda a jerk about it. AND I DONT UNDERSTAND IT

why? what’s wrong with being poly???

it’s not cheating. like, if i had a partner then i started crushing on someone else and that other person liked me as well, id go to my partner and talk about it and if they’re chill with it- and if the other person is chill with it- then i’ll date the other person while continuing to date my partner

i had a bf once who, when i explained that i’m poly to him, told me that he doesn’t want me dating other ppl cuz that’s cheating. but it’s not. AND!!! dude fucking cheated on me

and i just genuinely don’t understand what’s so wrong with having a crush while you have a partner. it happened to me years ago, where i had a lovely partner but i developed a small crush on another guy. i wasn’t going to do anything about that crush of mine, but my partner found out and he was upset and i felt bad cuz of that but i also didn’t understand. and i still don’t

i’ve just been ridiculed every time i mention that i’m polyamorous and i don’t get it. why can’t i love multiple people? everyone does it all the time- i have a plethora of friends who i love, and when i last had a partner i loved him too. so why is it wrong for me to love multiple people in a romantic way?

i’m not going to cheat. i’m not going to say that i’m poly as an excuse to be a jerk

i’ve found that oftentimes i love so deeply that it aches. i can’t help the fact that sometimes i get flustered due to various people, i can’t help that sometimes i have a longing to be with someone; but that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t want my partner anymore

sorry for my little ramble, it’s just gotten annoying to be shamed for this :/