#pansexual problems

[viktheviking1]

Meme (very loosely based off of real events and) made by @viktheviking1

Let me know if you want a part 2

Original video below:

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“Im a non binary polyamorous pansexual vers switch with abandonment issues, so maybe I am not the best person to be told ‘no you choose’”

“…babe are you okay we were talking about dinner choices”

[willsolace-loml]

yg i have smth to confess

im a massive slut for wolverine and superman, and batman, and wonder woman, and black widow, and gambit, and roque, and jason todd

im such a slut for them

[goblin-king-jay]

first of all, i can't believe that liam showed up to the mighty nein live dressed like a goddamn rockstar, second of all, him sitting next to marisha when SHE'S dressed like THAT is seriously dangerous to my health sjdfghsfjkl

[xashtray]

how to explain to people that my sexuality without sounding like a fucking whore. like yeah I'm attracted to all genders sexually, but romantically? nope... and it'll make me sound like I'll fuck people but not date them, as if i have some commitment issues or just can't be in a serious relationship or i just want to be a whore. fuck, I'm going to hell, people.

[lynnarang]

My girlfriend is bullying me for being a boyliker

[divineviper]

HUMANS ARE SO HOT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE IN THESE CONDITIONS

[g0blinbby]

The Bible is just a very popular fanfiction.

[hedgehology]

Pansexual pride frog sticker by hedgehology

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

homophobia is so weird like, why are you mad that i get dick and titties, like, we can share if you want?????

[l0vely-mysteries]

got mistaken for being straight tonight, guess I should end my 3 year relationship with a man to prove my queerness :/

[itsparis-07]

somedays i just want somebody who can vibe with me idc guy or girl i need somebody to actually love me fr

[imissdeath]

Oh that's cute! And then you put a cute little model in it and IS THAT A SWORD?!? 😳😳😳

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[xashtray]

my mom thinks i have a boyfriend when i am here crying over a girl i will never have a chance with. oh yeah, this closet is so comfy. anyway, happy pride <3

[keavathemultifandomdiva]

Decided I'm going to start a video series and call it "What the Fuck is FB Trying to Sell Me Today?" The algorithm is super confused by my sexuality being pan, it can't figure out how to market to me because of all the different groups I'm in, and people I'm friends with, and it can't decide what to make of me because of the reels I like.

For about 3 weeks, I was convinced that the algorithm had determined I was a cis gay man because of the items it tried to market me (I'm a cis female), but it would still pop up thirst trap lumberjack lesbian reels.

Today, it decides to switch it up and start marketing a 50/50 mix of male and female genitalia related products, switching back and forth erratically, like someone sitting on a particularly touchy remote.

Also, after watching a particularly funny reel, in which the speaker talks about getting a support hoe for those who don't have much sex experience but whose questions can't exactly be answered in a clinical setting(hilarious BTW), I was marketed a spray that helps you stick to stripper poles. The spray has a very unfortunately funny name, and I had to go to the website to figure out what it was even used for in the first place. I was glad I was wrong, but FB has me conditioned to expect the most filthy things, so to say I was expecting this product to do something much different is an understatement.

Anyway, I'll post again after I start to get videos up, but I think this is at least a mildly amusing venture.

[girlsrangels]

My only sin is trusting a man then being wrong about him