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⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:・
Masterlist here <3
Genre: smut
Character: Jean-Pierre Polnareff
Warnings: smut, NSFW, roleplaying, uniforms, overstimulating, spanking
Notes: This post is a part of my birthday special since it’s my birthday ;) I hope you enjoy <3 The other birthday special posts will be linked here once they’re all posted! Also happy halloween 👻
Good cop bad cop - Jean Pierre Polnareff (NSFW)
Polnareff's birthday was coming up and you knew just how to make it special for him. You had planned a whole evening of roleplaying his deepest desires. As the sun set, you blindfolded him and led him to the bedroom. You could feel the anticipation radiating off of him. Once in the bedroom, you and him both changed into uniform. He was dressed in his tight police uniform, the tight shirt hugging his chest and muscles so tight it looked like it would rip any second, and you were wearing a short, tight sexy orange dress, taking the role of the naughty thief, your legs and cleavage on full display.
He towers over you, the zipper on his uniform straining against his erect cock. His leather utility belt creaks with each step as he closes in on you. You can smell the sharp tang of his cologne and the musky scent of his arousal. He grabs you by the chin, lifting your face to meet his intense gaze. In a gravelly voice he commands “Spread those pretty legs for me baby. Let me see that pretty little pussy.���
Obediently, you spread your legs, exposing yourself to him fully. He takes a step closer, his cock pressing against your stomach. His strong hands grip your hips, pulling you closer to him. He rubs his hardness against your slick folds, coating himself in your wetness. With a growl, he lifts you up, wrapping your legs around his waist. He thrusts into you in one swift motion, filling you completely.
He grabs your ass, giving it a hard slap. The sting makes you gasp and moan. He spanks you again, harder this time. You cry out, your pussy clenching around his cock. He uses his other hand to grip your hair, pulling your head back. In a deep, commanding voice he says “You're mine tonight. I'm going to fuck that tight little ass of yours until you can't walk straight.” He thrusts into you hard, your body slamming against the wall.
Roughly, he grabs your wrists, yanking them above your head. He holds them there with one hand while the other slaps your ass.
You're helpless, your body at his mercy. He grinds his pelvis into you, his uniform rubbing against your naked skin. He nips at your neck, “You're my little thief tonight. I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.” He grabs your hips, pulling you off of him. He flips you over, slamming you face down on the bed.
He gets behind you, running his hands over your ass and hips. His cock presses against your ass, lubricating the entrance. He pushes into you slowly, stretching you. You feel so full, his cock filling you completely. He grabs your hips, fucking you hard from behind. His balls slap against your clit with each thrust. He reaches around, tweaking your nipples. He groans, “Damn you feel so good.”
He speeds up, fucking you harder and harder. The bed creaks with each powerful thrust. His fingers dig into your hips, leaving bruises. You can feel your climax building, your pussy tightening around his cock. He reaches around, rubbing your clit. With a scream, you come, your pussy convulsing around him. He groans, filling you with his own load too.
He pulls out slowly, his cock sliding free of your dripping pussy. You feel the sudden absence, aching for more. He grabs the vibrator he has been hiding, running it over your throbbing clit. The vibrations send shocks of pleasure through your body. You whimper, your legs shaking. He pushes the vibrator inside you, turning it on high. It's too much, your pussy is so sensitive. Your whole body is vibrating, overwhelmed by the stimulation. He continues to thrust the vibrator in and out of your aching flesh. Every movement sends another wave of ecstasy coursing through you. He rubs your clit, increasing the sensation. You cry out, overwhelmed by the pleasure-pain.
Your hips buck wildly, your legs trembling. Your entire body is shaking, wracked with pleasure. You feel your climax building, more intense than before. The vibrations and his touch have you on the edge. He increases the speed of the vibrator and you can't take it anymore, your pussy clenches and spasms. Wave after wave of pleasure crashes over you. You're screaming, your body twitching and shaking. Polnareff never stops, riding out your orgasm with you.
He keeps thrusting, the vibrator never leaving your aching flesh.
If you’d like me to write anything specific for any jjba character/squad parts 1-7 you can request it! (I usually don’t write smut, this was only for my birthday and I wanted to surprise you guys)
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Jotaro Kujo says sorry to women
#JJBA#JJBA Stardust Crusaders#Yes Iggy stays dead in this scenario#No one dies EXCEPT the dog#Fuck that dog#Jotaro Kujo#Jean Pierre Polnareff#Joseph Joestar#Muhammad Avdol#Noriaki Kakyoin#Holly Kujo#Jotaro Kujo says sorry to women
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OOPS! ೃ⁀➷ STARDUST CRUSADERS
𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦!
genre: accidental confession | modern au | reader x holly, mariah, steely dan, terence d'arby, polnareff.
warnings: lots of swearing and perhaps a little suggestive but nothing else!
PART I– PART II – PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII – PART VIII – PART IX
notes: why is holly kujo in here, you may ask, why wouldn't she be, i ask you – that woman deserves the world and I'd give it to her if she asked me to,, also i would fight her poor excuse of a husband even if she didn't ask me to (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)
© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated ♡
#div by grlselle#★ holly#★ polnareff#★ mariah#★ terence darby#★ steely dan#holly kujo x reader#polnareff x reader#mariah x reader#terence d'arby x reader#steely dan x reader#jjba scenarios#jjba x reader#jjba fake texts#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba smau#jojo x reader#part 3 scenarios#part 3 imagines#jojo smau#bbg.txt#jp polnareff x reader
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✨️more jjba text scenarios😩✨️
ps: GUYS I KNOW GIORNO DROVE HIS CAR OFF A BRIDGE I REMEMBERED THAT AFTER I POSTED THIS BUT I HAVENT WATCHED PART 5 IN LIKE 2 YEARS😭🙏
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#josuke higashikata#jotaro kujo#giorno giovanna#jonathan joestar#joseph joestar#speedwagon#caesar zeppeli#noriaki kakyoin#mohammed avdol#jean pierre polnareff#iggy#okuyasu nijimura#koichi hirose#bruno bucciarati#pannacotta fugo#leone abbacchio#narancia ghirga#guido mista#trish una#anime#jjba text scenarios
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head builder!polnareff whos serious about his job and makes sure his men’s work ethic is top-par. head builder!polnareff who treats all his clients with utmost respect unless it’s you. head builder!polnareff who wolf-whistles at you once you pass by underneath the scaffolding of the new build. head builder!polnareff who yelps and hollers for you to “give him some eye candy” despite him knowing you’re the site manager. head builder!polnareff who confuses the other builders about why usually stoic and serious you is so lenient with the man.
head builder!polnareff who you light heartedly flip off from below because he’s normally a crass man — which you know — he’s been one of your most stable and reliable construction contractor for years. but one day you buy head builder!polnareff up on that offer as he pops his into your portable onsite office to piss you off.
“merde!…”
head builder!polnareff would be a spluttering mess as you kneel onto your office floor behind your desk and slowly run your mouth up and down the shaft of his cock. head builder!polnareff would have one hand cupping your cheek whilst his other arm lays over his eyes.
just as head builder!polnareff is about to cum, one of his men walk in to ask where you are, something about clearing off time. head builder!polnareff; with his face beet red and clearly dishevelled tries his best to act natural — despite unnaturally sitting in your office chair and looking like he was about to explode. but as you continue to suck at his cock whilst also massaging at his balls, head builder!polnareff is unable to contain his orgasm from pushing over him.
“t-t-t-t-they said they’ll— fuck!”
head builder!polnareff thrashes himself face forwards onto your desk as he cums down the canals of your throat, a suppressed groan leaving his mouth as tries his best to shoo off the builder who’s highly concerned for his sudden reaction.
#jean pierre polnareff#polnareff#polnareff x reader#polnareff x black reader#polnareff x gn reader#polnareff x gender neutral reader#jjba smut#jjba x black reader#jjba x reader#jjba x male reader#jjba scenarios#jjba imagines#jjba imagine#jjba fanfic#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba
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Last night i made an Avpol crack AU with my friend while i was watching The Mummy 1999. So basically Abdul is a mummy whomst Jean accidentally wakes from the dead while he’s robbing a tomb.
#and then we made scenarios#like Abdul sees a phone and freaks fhe fuck put#he REALLY likes toasters for some reason#like to the point where Jean has to politely ask him to stop toasting bread#kakyoin and jotaro are like… librarians#avpol#muhammed avdol#muhammad avdol#jean pierre polnareff#stardust crusaders
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{♡} jojo’s bizarre adventure month.
Welcome evenryone to ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Month’! Throughout whole November, I will be posting one scenario about a character who is related to JJBA manga or anime. As always it will be; one character x reader, two characters x reader, and sometimes several characters x reader. Tags will be different, i.e.: comedy, angst, family!au, romance, school!au, sfw or nsfw… Also, most of the stories will be about a female or gender-neutral reader, because it’s more comfortable for me to write it this way.
This is not the first time I organizes such an action. I added a similar post during ‘Genshin Impact Month’, ‘I love girls Month’ or ‘Music & Vocaloids Month’!!
As mentioned above, the characters you see below are completely randomly selected by me; I simply chose about 31 characters that I like or who is most popular.
I love you all and hope you will like it!!
done | 01/11. first day at school with JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
done | 02/11. milf with NARANCIA GHIRGA
done | 03/11. escape with JOLYNE CUJOH, ERMES COSTELLO and FOO FIGHTERS
done | 04/11. new gang member with GIORNO GIOVANNA and BRUNO BUCCIARATI
done | 05/11. training with LISA LISA
done | 06/11. friends with benefits with KOICHI HIROSE and YUKAKO YAMAGISHI
done | 07/11. pregnant with WEATHER REPORT
done | 08/11. divorce with JOTARO KUJO
done | 09/11. eternal enemies with FUNNY VALENTINE
10/11. double life with LEONE ABBACCHIO
11/11. party time with JOHNNY JOESTAR
12.11. reading dark romance with DIO BRANDO
13/11. fingering with ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON
14/11. back massage with JOSEPH JOESTAR
15/11. stripclub with KARS, ESIDISI and WAMUU
16/11. missgendering with DRAGONA JOESTAR
17/11. his muse with ROHAN KISHIBE
18/11. helping you with GYRO ZEPPELI
19/11. jealous man with JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF and MUHAMMAD AVDOL
20/11. proposal with NARCISO ANASUI
21/11. pegging with DIEGO BRANDO
22/11. old photos with JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
23/11. girl with a gun with GUIDO MISTA
24/11. horse riding with JONATHAN JOESTAR
25/11. mourning with NORAKI KAKYOIN
26/11. crying with ENRICO PUCCI
27/11. rainy night with JODIO JOESTAR
28/11. new girlfriend with CAESAR A. ZEPPELI and WILL A. ZEPPELI
29/11. model with YOSHIKAGE KIRA
30/11. comforting with VINEGAR DOPPIO and DIAVOLO
navi | status | jjba masterlist | whole masterlist | rules | ko-fi
#— 📌#jjba month#jjba challenge#jojo's bizzare adventure month#jojo's bizzare adventure challenge#jjba x reader#jojo's bizarre adventure#jonathan joestar x reader#jotaro joestar x reader#gyro zeppeli x reader#enrico pucci x reader#josuke higashikata x reader#giorno giovanna x reader#guido mista x reader#dio brando x reader#jolyne cujoh x reader#diavolo x reader#funny valentine x reader#kars x reader#rohan kishibe x reader#trish una x reader#leone abbacchio x reader#narciso anasui x reader#diego brando x reader#jean pierre polnareff x reader#yoshikage kira x reader
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Now i know that french people greet each other by kissing both of their cheeks, either just touching their cheeks together or straight up kissing each other's cheeks
Now, yandere stardust crusaders here. (Kakyoin, jotaro, joseph, avdol, aswell as polnareff)
I think polnareff will introduce these kind of greetings to reader, and now everytime reader sees polnareff they always have to kiss each other on the both of their cheek (50/50 that polnareff threatened/forces reader to do it lol)
I just know polnareff will use the excuse of it being only a greeting and nothing else to the others (other than to piss them off and make them jealous)
May we have a scenario or a headcanon about this please?, If you don't like it you ofc don't have to do it.
They will probably catch on and use the same greeting to reader, and now the whole group does it lol.
Take your time! ( Ily btw 💞💞)
Hey something I learned ages ago in a French class ages ago finally comes in handy! *this will probably be used in my fic later on too, I’ve had this concept in the back of my mind for a while* I figured a general answer would be nice though Did it matter he had to “twist” your arm a little to get you to do it?, Not in this man’s opinion as his heart swells with joy, from getting you to commit to an affectionate act from his country. So when you look at him all flustered he’s eating your reaction all up, and no he won’t let you live it down either. It was a first step to blossoming romance (at least in his head).
“Couldn’t you have just told me something about the food, or how people have casual conversation? This isn’t what I meant by an interesting cultural bit, Polnareff” You told him
“Oh but it is an interesting one, sharing affection is an important cultural aspect all over the world, and being French we do things a little differently” He gave you the widest, cheekiest grin that you’ve ever seen on his face. You had clumsily walked right into an opportunity for Polnareff to take advantage romantically.
“Next time you should be a little more specific” he winked
You had zero clue about the cheek/kiss thing, and honestly you should’ve been suspicious from the start. This was just the beginning of the insanity.
It ends up being worse when you and Polnareff go off to meet the rest of the crusaders for lunch. Taking a quick detour you went to the bathroom before meeting them all at the table Joseph spotted.
Of course Polnareff wasn’t sitting down, rather he was standing by his chair, leaning ever so slightly on the back of it. The others were sitting, but of course the twenty four year old decided to wave you over. There was the lingering thought in the back of your head to just turn around and march back to the hotel room. Though you resigned yourself to keep walking when you felt the pang of hunger arises from your stomach.
“Y/n you finally made it!” the Frenchman gestured you over
Your eyebrows furrowed as you broke the distance between the two of you, the male leaning closer as you felt the infamous warmth of contact on your cheeks, one after the other. Begrudgingly you did the same on return before the chair was slid out and you sat in it.
Immediately a chain reaction started,
“Polnareff, what the hell was that?” Joseph nearly slammed his fist down on the table.
“Right in front of us too, is this normal for you?” Kakyoin chimed in
You could see Jotaro was annoyed but not in the same fashion you were to your chagrin. He looked a bit…envious if that made any sense. Avdol on the other hand looked puzzled yet intrigued
Polnareff shrugged off their condemnation without hesitation. Oh he was enjoying this alright, getting technical first dibs at an affectionate action?
“Don’t worry, it’s just a little greeting we French do when meeting one another we care about” He said this nonchalantly
“I see, that’s completely unfamiliar to me, I haven’t spent much time in France so I never got to encounter such an interaction” Avdol piped up.
Oh you wanted to die right then and there, but you had to restrain yourself from clawing the table like a cat. There was an atmosphere you could feel slowly oppressing you, they were probably jealous. No, it was nearly certain they were based on their expressions. The French male was absolutely beaming with pride, and smugness to no one’s surprise.
“That sounds rather nice actually, not just a single peck on the cheek but both sides” Joseph pondered out loud. Of course he would like the sound of that.
“Can we please just order lunch?” You groaned
The whole debacle ended up sealing your doom with the other crusaders. All of them were interested in what you did with Polnareff, so whenever you met up with one or two of them (or even all of them) it was a disaster. When there was the smallest downtime you could possibly have, you did your best to dodge interaction when possible.
Yet there were times you had Jotaro nearby pointing to one of his cheeks, if he was wandering around where you were. Kakyoin managed to squeeze himself into wherever you were entertaining yourself at. Joseph you had to obviously rely on monetarily and boy did he play up the act when you needed to ask about something. Avdol himself mostly did his thing when he saw an opportunity (a risk) that you shouldn’t be alone.
Polnareff still has a goofy smile every time you did this while meeting up at meal times.
This was going to be a long trip…
#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere jjba#yandere jjba imagines#yandere#yandere jjba x reader#yandere drabble#yandere polnareff#yandere jotaro kujo#yandere kakyoin#yandere avdol#yandere joseph joestar#jjba imagines#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#yandere x darling
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There’s a disposition that causes me to think of Polnareff, even if a scenario described that features it was never a situation Polnareff was in. I’ll still look at the post and nod ‘mhm. Like Polnareff.’ Even though Polnareff never did that canonically. But he would act like that and that’s what matters
#yoyo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo#stardust crusaders#jean pierre polnareff
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ELEMENT OF SURPRISE- 💥
Even more au doodles because I have way too much free time.
This time around 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Anti-Power Couple Au 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (by @starry-blue-echoes)
I think my Hol Horse bias is showing-
Anyway cute Holpol nonsense YIPPEEEE (click for better quality)
I simultaneously love and hate the design I made for him. Cause on one hand I think he looks cool as hell but on the other he has so many details the amount of times I forgot his ear piercing/braid/stubble/bullet necklace/strings on his hat/wedding ring/which side the wrist bands went on is low-key ridiculous and completely my own fault 💀/silly
These are the best hands I've ever drawn in my life ngl.
Fun fact: "Mon petit chou" with no context means "my little cabbage" when directly translated to English. Because you know if Polnareff is gonna call Hol a French pet name it's gonna be something simultaneously rly sweet in French but wack in English NSNDNNDD
There's more context than that behind why "my little cabbage" is considered a French term of endearment but that's an info dump for another day 😭
I don't have much to say for this one other than the doddle of one of the Sex Pistols holding Emperor is one of my favorite things and I'm using it as a reaction image now.
HOLPOL WEDDING
I wish I could have done more with their outfits but I just didn't have the time to design anything rly unique 😭.
I genuinely hope the random huge drops of fanart aren't overwhelming or anything for ya- I just get in a flow of doin em and don't realize how much I've done until I've ran out of scenarios to draw :') wish ya the best ✌️/gen
#fanart#digital art#jjba bruno#alternate universe#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#jojo#jjba vento auero#jjba part 5#vento aureo#golden wind#jjba golden wind#jjba hol horse#jjba polnareff#jjba giorno#jjba bucciarati#jjba abbacchio#jjba mista#jjba narancia#jjba fugo#jjba trish#jojo fanart#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#jojo giorno#jojo bucciarati#jojo abbacchio#jojo au#jojo narancia#jojo fugo#holpol
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⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:・
Masterlist here <3
genre: fluff
warnings: none
characters: speedwagon, will. A zeppeli, caeser, polnareff, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, mista, ermes, weather report, gyro zeppeli (yup, alot)
notes: GN!reader, you can see this as platonic or romantic whatever you like, and yes i included will zeppeli because my hamon king doesn’t get the love he deserves <3
How the jobros would react to you asking to try makeup on them
Speedwagon
Speedwagon is rough around the edges but a softie at heart. He’d be taken aback at first, scratching his head with a nervous chuckle. “You want to put makeup on me? Well, if it’ll make you happy, why not!” He’s not really into the idea but does it for you, and secretly enjoys your attention.
Will A. Zeppeli
Zeppeli would be amused, stroking his mustache thoughtfully. “Makeup, you say? I am always up for a bit of artistic expression!” He’d be curious and would even offer pointers on color coordination, treating it as a chance to embrace beauty in all forms.
Caeser Zeppeli
Caesar would laugh confidently. “You think you can make me more handsome? Give it your best shot!” He’d go along with it playfully but might turn the tables by offering to put makeup on you too, turning it into a fun, competitive game between you two.
Polnareff
Polnareff would be over-the-top about it. “Makeup on me? Oh là là! Well, I suppose a handsome face like mine could use some extra flair!” He’d strike dramatic poses the whole time, loving every second of the attention but pretending to be too cool for it.
Kakyoin
Kakyoin would be calm and composed about it. “Hmm, I’ve never tried makeup before, but I trust your taste.” He’d sit patiently, interested in the process, and probably compliment you on your skill afterward. He’d even keep it on for a while, curious about how others react.
Okuyasu Nijimura
Okuyasu would be confused at first. “Huh? Makeup on me? I dunno if I’d look good…” but he’d quickly give in with a grin, wanting to make you happy. “Alright, why not! You better not laugh though!” He’d be a bit shy, but secretly thrilled by the whole experience.
Bruno Bucciarati
Bruno would be open to it, seeing it as an opportunity to bond. “If it’s something you’d like to try, I don’t see why not.” He’d take it very seriously, sitting still and offering gentle compliments as you work. He appreciates your creativity and trust.
Guido Mista
Mista would laugh, not taking the request too seriously. “Makeup on me? Sure, why not! As long as you don’t turn me into something crazy.” He’d be laid-back and crack jokes during the process, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he’d grin and say, “Damn, I look good!”
Ermes Costello
Ermes would raise an eyebrow but smirk. “You want to try makeup on me? Alright, but only because it’s you asking.” She’d go along with it, teasing you here and there but secretly enjoying the experience. She’d probably keep it on to show it off later.
Weather Report
Weather Report would be indifferent at first. “Makeup?” he’d say in his usual quiet tone. But if you seemed excited, he’d agree, not really minding one way or the other. “Sure.” He’d stay silent the whole time, but when it’s done, he’d nod appreciatively.
Gyro Zeppeli
Gyro would laugh loudly, not at all embarrassed. “Makeup, huh? Sure, why not! Let’s see what you got!” He’d playfully tease you during the process, but when you’re done, he’d be impressed. “I gotta say, you’re pretty good at this!” He’d wear it proudly, turning heads wherever he goes.
I hope you guys liked this! I didnt include anyone from jojolands because i havent started part 8 yet! If anyone has any requests please go ahead <3
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The Stardust Crusaders defeat DIO
#Happy Women's Day#Somehow this ended up being a prequel my other comic where Jotaro Kujo says sorry to women#I didn't intend for that#Apparently now I'm a blog about the JJBA Stardust Crusaders defending women#JJBA#JJBA Stardust Crusaders#Stardust Crusaders#Jean Pierre Polnareff#Joseph Joestar#Jonathan Joestar#DIO JJBA#Jotaro Kujo#Kakyoin and Avdol are here too ig#Yes Iggy still dies in this scenario#Fuck that dog
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I just got a dog, and all I can think about is a scenario where Pol brings Avdol and Iggy home with him in France, and as soon as they enter the house, Iggy starts peeing on a bunch of Pol's stuff, claiming it all as his property now. Pol can't catch Iggy for hours, all the while Mo is laughing hysterically at their shenanigans in the background. All three of them end up collapsing in a giant, comfy pile on the couch later that night, exhausted from their travels and Iggy.
A little off topic, but remember the post I made yesterday about how I love the headcanon of Kakyoin dreaming of having a family of his own? I can imagine Polnareff having that same dream as well, and is overjoyed and satisfied with his life whenever he gazes adoringly at Mo and Iggy when they're all together as a family. I'd think he'd even want a daughter as well, seeing how much fun he has with his "neice" Jolyne every time they visit Jotaro and Nori in the US.
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Short Scenario: Reader's Stand is overpowered nightmare fuel (Stardust Crusaders) (non-yandere)
It wasn't looking good. An enemy Stand user had managed to corner nearly the entire group minus Jotaro and Iggy. You really wished they were here right now. You were the only one standing at the moment. The others lay on the ground paralyzed due to the enemy's Stand's ability. Anytime another Stand user tried to attack him, both they and their Stand would end up as a helpless heap on the ground. You were the only one that hadn't revealed your Stand yet... and you were hesitant to do so.
You haven't used Overkill in a very long time and for good reason. If you summoned it, and used it against the enemy, it would no doubt take out not only the Stand user, but the other Crusaders, yourself, and half of the town. For most of the trip, you'd managed to do just fine without it. You really, really didn't want to have to summon it unless you absolutely had to.
The enemy suddenly turned to you.
"You there," he said. "What exactly are you waiting for? All the others have revealed their Stands to me and I would very much like to see yours. I'm a bit of a collector you see. Got a photographic memory, I do. My favorite thing in the world is to commit to memory my enemy's Stand's appearance and abilities right before I send them to Hell. So come now, don't just stand there looking all scared and useless. Let's see that Stand of yours. If its user is any indication, I'll bet its positively adorable!"
"I--I can't!" you stammered.
"Why are you hesitating!?" Polnareff gasped from where he lay injured in the dirt. "Can't you see we're in trouble over here? Just reveal your Stand and kick his ass already!"
"No, don't!" Joseph's shout was slightly muffled from the fact that he was lying face down in the dirt. "If you attack him you'll just end up like us! You've got to get away from here! Go find Jotaro and tell him what's happening!"
The enemy scoffed at the old man.
"I don't think so," he said. "No one's going anywhere."
He gave his Stand a nod and it sauntered over to where Avdol lay, struggling to break out of the paralyzed state he was in. He stopped struggling when the Stand placed its foot on top of his throat. It applied a little pressure to his throat, causing the Egyptian man to sputter and cough and then glare over at the Stand's user.
"Stop it!" Kakyoin shouted. "You're going to kill him!"
The enemy sneered.
"That's the idea, you little waste of space." he said, giving the red head a vicious kick in the side.
Kakyoin yelped. as one of his ribs cracked.
"Stop!" you shouted.
"Now then," the enemy began. "For every moment you hesitate, I'll kill one of your friends. I was going to kill you all anyway, but at the very least you could die knowing that the death of your friends wasn't all your fault. So, for the last time, REVEAL YOUR FUCKING STAND!!!"
You flinched as he bellowed out the last part. You wanted to protest, but poor Avdol's face was starting to turn blue.
"Fine." you said at last. "But just remember, you asked for this."
And with that you summoned your Stand.
Within moments of Overkill coming into existence, the sky went black and the normally blazing sun dimmed and took on a strange, gray color. You watched as Overkill's monstrous form took shape, towering over everything within a hundred miles. It stood on four long legs attached to huge, stomping hooves. Its hunched body was lined with glaring eyes and snapping mouths. The head, if you could call it that, was little more than a mass of writhing tentacles.
All around your Stand, chaotic events took place. The fountain in the middle of town began spewing blood. A little old lady morphed into some kind of creature and began rampaging through the streets. A group of thugs suddenly found that they had sprouted wings and took flight against their will. They screamed as they were pulled into the sky, forced into a flight formation like a flock of birds.
You glared at the enemy, despising the fact that he'd pushed you this far. He was staring up at your Stand looking like he was having several crises at once.
"This is Overkill," you introduced.
Your Stand let out a low bellowing roar as if in greeting.
"Well you've seen my Stand. Are you satisfied or do you need more time to commit it to memory?" you mocked him.
"In DIO's name!" he cried, finally finding his voice.
"So do you still want this fight?" you asked.
The enemy looked at you, horrified.
"My Lord said nothing about this! It was assumed that you didn't even have a Stand! I was just testing that theory! I didn't... I never realized.... I-I-I have to report this!!"
The enemy turned on his heel and ran face first into Star Platinum's fist.
Jotaro had seen the massive abomination of a Stand from the marketplace. He was hoping to grab some oranges for a snack for later, but that was before all the food in the stalls started screaming and pleading for him not to eat them. That's when the sky darkened and he looked up to see the monster towering overhead. Suspecting an enemy was attacking the rest of the group, he ran to investigate, leaving Iggy to cower under one of the stalls. The canine wanted NO part of THAT THING!!
Jotaro had assumed that the monster Stand belonged to the enemy, but now that he sent the bastard to dreamland he realized that wasn't the case. And since he knew what everyone else's Stands looked like, that meant that it could only belong to one other person.
He looked over at you, stunned.
You gave him a sheepish, uncomfortable look in response and dismissed Overkill. Once the Stand was no longer present, everything returned to normal as if nothing had ever been amiss. Even the flying thugs had been returned to the ground and they went about their day as if nothing had happened. Not a soul remembered the insanity that transpired only moments ago. Fortunately no one was killed, but the looks your friends were giving you bothered you.
Were they afraid of you now?
They were all looking at you as if trying to figure out what part of your soul or psyche caused you to have a Stand like THAT.
You averted your gaze, unable to take the shocked, questioning looks they gave you.
"I, um... I have some issues..." you mumbled.
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Meanwhile, Polnareff:
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#reader insert#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba stardust crusaders#stardust crusaders#reader needs therapy#but so does everyone else now#jojo#jojo no kimyo na boken#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo part 3#one shot
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VARIOUS ANIME MEN + “i can take three guys at once.”
· more than likely was talking about a game that is royale based, or has a royale game mode. eg; smash bros., splatoon (3?), COD: warzone. you'll often catch them playing it. they sometimes indirectly brag about it to seem cool. who doesn't like a gamer boy? <3
· KENMA, tsukishima, KOGANEGAWA, mikey, hakkai, chifuyu, NAGI, yuuji i., inumaki, kaminari, kirishima, kakyoin, HIORI, MUICHIROU, iguro.
· meant as in a fight or sport scenario. they either definitely CAN and WILL fight, or can't, but still start the fight—only to get their shit ROCKED. also, they probably said it v loudly, in PUBLIC, with enough confidence to k!ll someone.
· BOKUTO, nishinoya, HINATA, kageyama, TAKETORA, joseph, polnareff, mista, bachira, YUUJI I., metal bat, garou, uzui, MIKEY, DRAKEN, HAKKAI, mitsuya, satoru, rengoku, BAROU, kunigami, SANEMI, pillarmen, BAKUGOU.
· you know, and they know you know. don't pretend you don't. we're all thinking about it. and we know they could. or maybe they can't. probably even said it knowing that it'd be taken that way.
· AKAASHI, YUUJI T., shidou, sae, kaiser, SATORU, UZUI, JOSEPH, abbachio, HANMA, wakasa, suna, sugawara, MATSUKAWA, HANAMAKI, yoshikage, anasui, 6taro.
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If you can, can you make a Latino (specifically Guatemalan) reader with the stardust crusaders head cannons? I love reading your work ❤️🫶🏼
Stardust Crusaders with a Latino! Reader
Hopefully these are alright! Way more family centric than expected, but I think these are still pretty fun 😅 also very all over the place I wanted to do a lot but no clue to how organize it all
Quick Disclaimer: I am white. If anything I write is inaccurate/offensive/harmful/etc, I'm begging readers to tell me! I want to make sure my writing is for everyone, so I'm v open to any feedback!
- To start things off: I think Kakyoin and Avdol are well loved by your family!
- They put some effort into learning about different customs just enough Spanish to get by
- Though it's hard to say they can carry small talk by themselves- both of them don't have a good grasp on the regional dialect you and your family is used to
- It's so easy for them to win your parents over
- Avdol and Kakyoin exude the confidence to reassure your father that they can take care of you and they both so easily can charm your mother and all the other women in your family!!
- Fr I think Kakyoin (and Polnareff) could easily gossip with women in your family, absolute darlings in their eyes
- Jotaro and Polnareff are just fine, but they definitely less well rounded compared to the others <3
- Jotaro's stubborn ass and (just in general) Polnareff would turn your parents away from the relationship, I think they could butt heads a little bit more
- And the language differences don't help either, you'll have to translate for them
- Literally you and your family could make fun of Polnareff too his face and he'd think they are LOVING him
- Where I think they could all come together is at parties, especially for stuff like soccer games
- Those boys know their sports and let loose around your family! Definitely a great bonding time for everyone involved, easy option for first-meeting scenarios
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- Head empty only trying to show the boys music like reggaeton and latin pop
- From most to least likely to get on board and genuinely enjoy it goes from: Polnareff, Avdol, Kakyoin, and Jotaro
- Ik Polnareff has absolutely no rhythm and 2 left feet, but dammit he are enjoying all the different kinds of dances you show them
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba x reader#stardust crusaders headcanons#jjba stardust crusaders#stardust crusaders x reader#stardust crusaders#jojos bizzare adventure stardust crusaders#jotaro kujo#jotaro kujo x reader#muhammad avdol x reader#Muhammad avdol#noriaki kakyoin x reader#kakyoin noriaki#jean pierre polnareff x reader#jean pierre polnareff
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