#polls ask

[onsunnyside]

sonny bear i am here to make my case as to why jock!steve and nerd!jensen are the dream dp team!!!!! 📊 (my results and findings) 🗂️💻 (my files, physical and digital) 📑 (meeting agenda and notes, 1 printed copy for you and i will email the file to everyone else after the meeting) 💼 (my briefcase) 👩🏻‍💼(me)

1. mean daddy jock!steve 2. soft daddy nerd!jensen 3. whiplash from the dynamic!!!!! the image in my head: steve loves edging and jake loves overstimulation……. can you imagine doing anything other than crying, drooling, and taking it like a good girl 😮‍💨 4. these are the kings of dirty talk! they’re gonna tell you exactly how good you’re making them feel, how you and your holes were made to be used by them 5. (by extension) name calling meets praise… i have ran world class top of the line software (1 minute of using my brain) to present to you a selection of what steve and jake will call you when they’re deep in you: dirty slut, filthy baby, cumdump, pretty girl, cocksleeve

this concludes my presentation!! i’m open to comments, questions, and concerns 😌🫶🏻 vote for jock!steve and nerd!jensen!!!!! 👹🤲🏻 - 🪷

well after the first paragraph, you already have me convinced !! i'm sitting 🪑 and listening👂very closely to your presentation

the dynamic has so much potential to be filthy 🌚 steve mocks you for wanting them and jake has trouble staying calm when you beg to ride his face 😵‍💫 but mean steve steps in and says you don't deserve that, so he fucks your face while jake eats you out from behind. it's !! so !! messy !! "so cute down there, filthy baby, is Jake making you feel good?" ALLOW ME TO SAVE THESE NICKNAMES FOR THE DRABBLE and although they aren't in the lead, this gave me a few ideas hehe

[would-you-punt-them]

with recent events i believe that jimmy "mr beast" youtube should be here

being punted into the sun is still probably safer than appearing on his tv show

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[hot-take-tournament]

average tumblr inbox

[wootzietoozee]

a question for my fellow digital artists

i personally like coloring stuff by hand because i feel like it gives me more control, but i was wondering what other artists do!!

(reblog for reach!)

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

Little reblog game thingy because I love making these (and want to show some love to my mutuals)! <3

[onsunnyside]

RUGBY ARI WITH RIMMING!!! PRETTY PLEASE WITH ALL THE CHERRIES ON TOP!!!!!!

me thinks it’s only right to write a rimming drabble for the big boy™️

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Fuck Verizon

(the winking face was not intentional why the fuck is that the default if you don’t put a question tumblr?!??)

[heavensenthale]

that fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so

Reblog to reach more ppl etc