#pointed cabbage

[healthyskillz]

[cookedresolve]

Quinoa salad with hummus and cabbage (aka. did somebody say plant protein)

Ingredients for 4 portions:

1 dl white quinoa

2 dl black quinoa

1 dl green lentils

6 dl water

1 red pointed cabbage (or regular, i doubt it matters)

2 avocados

4 tsp olive oil

2 tsp apple vinegar

1 tsp mustard

1 tsp honey

Hummus with sun-dried tomatoes:

240g boiled chickpeas (can be canned)

1 dl olive oil

3-4 cloves of garlic

3 tablespoons lemon juice

1 tablespoon tahini

3-4 sun-dried tomatoes

1 teaspoon ground cumin

0,5 teaspoons cayenne pepper

0,5 teaspoons ground cilantro

Cold water

Salt & pepper

Preparation:

Boil quinoa as per the instructions on the packet. I boiled my quinoa and lentils in the same pot and it turned out fine.

Chop your pointed cabbage into appropriate bite sizes. In a glass or bowl, mix olive oil, apple vinegar, mustard and honey into an even consistency vignarette. Taste test with salt and pepper, and then mix it well with your cabbage.

Cut avocado into slices.

Hummus:

Blend all ingredients together. I use one of those food chopping things you have to pull like a lawnmower, which... does the job, lol.

Add cold water until your hummus is the desired consistency. I've heard that adding this water in the form of crushed ice actually makes the hummus more creamy, but I haven't tried that out yet. Cold water works just fine.

Taste test with ground cumin, salt and freshly ground black pepper.

For serving, arrange the salad in layers in your bowls, starting with hummus at the bottom, then quinoa and lentils, then avocado slices, and then topping off with a healthy layer of cabbage.

Enjoy!

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

[hesbianyaoi]

these guys are so cool to me. gummy bear style. take your vitamins 👇

dont even worry about dazai he's a survivor he could get spitroasted by 2 trucks on a busy highway and somehow manage to frolic away with maybe slight injuries

[nostalgia-tblr]

okay but no this is is bothering me now

I hold this wild fandom position that the little rant in Thor 1: No Subtitle, Just Thor where Loki goes on about how Odin hates him and must have a sinister plan in mind should not be taken as the literal truth because it's the paranoid fears of someone shaken and scared, but this does not seem to convince anyone else for some reason.

However! There is one line in it that's definitely, demonstrably wrong, isn't there? The bit about "you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard", because JUST IN CASE any of us have forgotten what happens later in the film:

This is not like when he pretended to be Odin between films, this tells me that there is no legal impediment to Loki being king of Asgard. And you might say "well, duh" but saying that means accepting that A Frost Giant On The Throne Of Asgard was always a real possibility. By raising the foundling as his own legitimate biological son Odin has placed him second in the line of succession after Thor, made no move to exclude this new son, and the lack of any younger siblings suggests no real concern over the fact that Loki is not just the spare he is the only spare.

Odin could simply have admitted that this new prince was adopted (without necessarily saying from where), or claimed he was his own but illegitimate, or some other explanation I can't be bothered to think up right now. The point is, this was not an inevitable flaw in whatever shit plan Odin may or may not have had, it's an intended or at least accepted outcome.

And no, Thor can't just be safely immortal, because then Odin's immortal and Thor isn't needed in the first place.

"Oh but Frigga -" DELETED scene, doesn't count... BUT if it did then Frigga is willing to place a Frost Giant on etc etc even if it's only as a regent and she isn't worried about Odin reacting negatively to that decision when he gets out of his convenient coma.

What I'm getting at, of course, is that at least one part of 'Loki Odinson Reacts To Adoption News (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)' was clearly bollocks, yet people still quote it as fact and as well as the rest of it which might also be - to use a clever literary term - bollocks.

edit: i used the same screencap again which is Bad but look the meme says the same as this post but in less words:

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

I don't think it's been asked before, but... thoughts on Rolan and somnophilia? Whether he's on the receiving or giving end, however you prefer

Oh YES. Thank you for asking, I love somno!

I think he likes it most receiving; to me, he’s a bit of a pillow prince at heart. Being fucked so thoroughly he can’t even think; being utterly “ravished” so it’s not his fault he was submissive or being distracted from whatever important thing he was supposed to do that day; nothing will make him cry out and moan louder than this. So waking up to his partner already using him, and he “can’t do anything about it”? He loves it.

(under the cut for more …specific… thoughts)

Maybe they fucked his hole before bed and it’s still a little relaxed and easy to slide their cock or strap into when they decide they want a second round…. maybe they wake up in the morning and just can’t resist riding his lovely hard cock, shoving their hand over his mouth as he wakes up with a start and his eyes widen. (They roll back into his head after that). Maybe Tav with a clit “suggests” he sleeps face down… so that they can climb on top and grind on his tail ridges whenever they want. And when Rolan wakes up, face shoved roughly down in the pillow and Tav groaning in satisfaction as they use him… well, I don’t think it takes long for him to be coming all over the sheets.

(That latter one has me in a chokehold. I love the idea of a big tav like Steel Weave Tav pinning him down with their weight and muscles, and Rolan so desperately trying to rut his hips into the bed at his pace, but there’s nothing he can do against their might. Poor thing, he’s just got to hope that Tav taking their fill rubs his cock enough against the sheets that he comes too… but luckily he’s such a slut for being woken up like this that it doesn’t take much).

Tav can further torture Rolan by refusing to let him clean up after waking him. No, he can go back to sleep with his cum splashed across his stomach like the filthy little whore he is. They want him to take a good look at himself in the mirror when he wakes up - at which point he’ll blush, scowl, and immediately beg to get fucked again.

[my-cabbages-gorl]

matching set

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

“tamlin IS abusive because his behavior is triggering!” and that’s so completely valid, but have you considered that, mayhaps, perchance if you will, rhysand also triggers people, and your dismissive responses to such information means your triggers won’t be taken seriously?

[leafcabbage]

I was 15 when Trump was elected the first time. I thought the world was over. I thought I should kill myself. I'm 23 now. I'm glad I'm alive, even to see it again. Lots I couldn't have done if I'd died. Just saying.

[aangarchy]

So we've established that Zuko doesn't actually know shit about the gaang and instead of asking questions like a normal person he just lets them drop clues about how terrifyingly powerful they all are, and at this point he probably assumes Sokka is the least threatening one of them all. until they start reminiscing about old battles and Aang just casually mentions the fact that Sokka intentionally dropped an engine on a cliffside with flammable gas and took out more than half of an army, and Zuko slowly but surely starts to believe all of these kids are batshit insane

[angrybatart]

Starving, but low on grilled or dried meat? Eat a cabbage. It fills you up quite a bit.

Oh, yes. A human leg is SO much better than vegetables.

[hanzajesthanza]

the scene i find most relatable in all of the witcher saga is ciri in the korath desert, and idk what that says about me, but… probably nothing good 😅🙃

[bragganhyl]

Can you do kana for the character thing please? And Eder if you want 😘

I sure could, thank you :D

How I feel about this character: Sweet angel boy, too good for the world, I learned so much about different chanter builds just so I can keep him around along with my chanter Watcher lmao but also his arc hits harder with every replay

All the people I ship romantically with this character: As I recall, he only ever shows interest in Maneha and well she's obviously not interested. So... idk at most the Watcher, I bet a romance would have been very cute and very - for the lack of better word - romantic with him.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Hiravias, I'm probably repeating myself but I do very much like how Kana brings out his more scholarly side. Hell, I'm pretty sure Kana is one of the very few people if not the only one (aside from the Watcher potentially I mean) who sees and treats him as an intellectual. So yeah I like their nerd dynamic a lot.

But also Maia, ofc, just... give me all the Rua family interactions, it's fun, it's tense but the love between them is undeniable still.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I feel very ambivalent about his post-Crookspur cameo in Deafire, because on the one hand I'm always very happy about more Kana but why did he have to join the navy 😭😭😭 That's not what I meant when I told him that Rauatai should seek common cultural links with other nations, babyboy nooo 😭😭😭

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: This might be obvious but he should've been in Deadfire more. Tbh I think the faction companions could've worked better if we had 2/faction and we could see their different attitudes and maybe see them play off one another but that may be just me I definitely would have liked if I had both the Rua siblings on board and see their friction more. And ofc see how the last 5 years changed Kana - aside from him joining the navy I mean

I'm putting Edér under the cut bc it's getting long

How I feel about this character: Do you need to ask, Anon? I love himst, I love him so much it's not even funny at this point 😭

All the people I ship romantically with this character: The Watcher, like... a lot. His devotion for them is through the roof, the Watcher is in some ways the light of his life who pulls him out of the dark and apathetic mental space where the Saint's War and its aftermath placed him. Like how am I supposed to be normal about them? Especially if you throw in lines like "I wish [the gods] knew you like I did" or the personal +5 to deflection line seriously who's idea was that and why does it sound like that

also if you've been around this household then you might know that I also like the Team Gilded Vale throuple but like a) i'm not ready to submit that 5 page long essay rn and b) I kinda can't separate the dynamic from my Watcher in specific rn so yeah ask me about that some other time I'm very sorry my brain is a mush

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Tbh he's got good chemistry with like most of the companions in either games, but ngl I do like the idea of him befriending Grieving Mother a lot. They only interact once but even then Edér calls her a "nice, stranger lady" - despite GM's aura of unpleasantness - and GM seems really heartbroken over being unable to help him during his personal quest. And they both end up in Dyrford potentially, I'd like to think they end up bonding between games.

My unpopular opinion about this character: He's not a himbo, he's not dumb enough for that tho deadfire does dumb him down ngl and he can be very mean at times too so... yeah.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Elafa should not have died. It does her dirty because obviously. It does Edér dirty because he ends his story still holding onto a version of Elafa that hasn't existed since the Saint's War. In some ways it even does Bearn dirty because the only way to establish a substantial link between him and Edér is to navigate the boat scenario in a very specific way that most players won't even think to aim for (you need to run out of convo options with Bearn while he's still undecided to push Edér to talk him down himself)

[kekamao]

i may look stupid but im warm i may look stupid but im warm i may look stupid but im warm i may look stupid but im warm i may look stupid but im warm i may look stupid but im warm i may l-

[cultivating-wildflowers]

🥬

[mysterious-corpse]

so fucking upset. i looked up what's considered concerning weight loss and got a statistic. i looked up the same question but specified teens and i got a bunch of articles about how to lose weight. what the fuck