#pog fucking champ

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DOES MOD JOHN SEPARATE COMPOUND WORDS LMAO??? that's amazing.

DOTH THOUST NOT HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST COMPOUND WORDS??????

evil fucks. i’m on a mission to reseparate every single one.

- mod john

[glowinggayduo]

GUYS THEY WON THEY WON THEY FYCKING TOOK THE CROWN . HIS FUCKING MCC TEAM TOOK THE FUCKNGNCROWN . GUYS LETS GUCKFYUFJKIER78GIE YAAAAHHEEEEE YEAAAAA

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

OHHHHH MY GOD I FINALLY HAVE A MINUTE TO SCREAM INTO YOUR EAR HELLO

I SAW THIS AS SOON AS IT WAS POSTED BUT HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME TO COMMENT ON IT AT ALL TODAY AND THAT IS SHAMEFUL OF ME BUT ALSO OUUGGGGGGHHHHTBHGHSNTJRJKSYNFKSKDK4KKR93NJTLR9DN5K

IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MAN... IT WAS JUST A FUNNY BIT, IT WAS FOR THE FUNNY HAHAS WHERE THE FUCK AM I, HELLO!!!! HELLO?? HELLO. HI. EXCUSI MOI???

FffFFUCCKKKK!!!! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO GO TO THE EXTENTS OF ANIMATING THEM TO THAT ONE SPONGEBOB AND PATRIK RUN OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOD... YOU DIDNT DIDNT NEED TO GO TO THE EXTENTS OF ANIMATING THEM PERIOD!!!!!! BUT GOD... GOOD MOTHER FUCKING GOD, MY BOYS FULLY ARTICULATED NEXT TO YOURS AND ITS FUCKING. GOLD.

THE BIG, DOPEY & MORBIDLY UNHINGED SMILE THIS BASTARD HAS ON HIS FACE HAVING A STRONG CONTRAST TO VIRGIL UPHOLDING THE ORIGINAL CONTENTS FACIAL EXPRESSION IS FUCKING SENDING MEEEEE....

DONT GO THANKING ME FOR FUELING THIS-- BITCH, I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU???? MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THE WIP LAST NIGHT BUT SEEING THE FULLY COLOURED THING NOT ONLY SENT ME CACKLING BUT ABSOLUTELY BLEW MY MINDDD... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!! (/VPOS /VSILLY)

I barely even have the WORDS to describe the unfathomable joy and giddyness this brings me its so fucking LOVELY and simultaneously THE GOOFIEST THING I EVER DID SEE BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.. THE POG BOYS..... THE POG BOYS THE fUCKING POG BOYS. IS IT MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE ITD MY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW, THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS EVER AND IM GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU.. OSWIN WHEN I GET YOU OSWIN...OSWIN WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU, BOY (/GN).

STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM AND SCREAMING, WAILING, YELLING, LOSING MY MIND AND SHRIVELLING UP INTO A BIG, SOGGY RAISIN LEAAVE ME ALLOONEEE!!!!

Edgar and Virgil on their way to destroy content farms and spread positivity, IN-

THE BOYS: POG TOGETHER

[Coming Soon, 2025]

/J /SILLY /LH

[Edgar and the #ITGETSPOG2025 logo is from @bucketfullofstrawberries. thank you for fueling my shitposting /pos]

[mamawasatesttube]

I heard you love Tim Drake being unhinged so I thought I would share some propaganda a headcanon that I think you will enjoy and could go well with the Mentor AU.

So everyone knows that Tim has a habit of not hiding things actively, but if it isn't currently a problem than he's not gunna bring it up, or if it's already been "fixed" then there's no reason to tell anyone about it. Including things that have to do with his health, for example the missing spleen he didn't tell anyone about.

So one time he goes on a long space mission with the Young Justice crew and even if they wanted to, they don't have a way to call the JL when it happens. They just have to watch in horror as Tim looses his left arm before going Truly Feral on whatever caused him to loose his arm. They get Tim to a Space Hospital with no problem and he gets mixed up with an incredibly realistic looking prosthetic arm! He takes the next week and a half to recover and work on how to use his new arm, thankful that he writes with his right hand.

By the time he gets back to Earth, Tim is like "I have very good control over my arm. The issue was fixed. I don't want them to treat me like I'm made of glass or worse, try to permanently bench me! So time to never actively tell anyone." Meaning the YJ crew has another Secret Not Secret to "forget to tell people".

Many years later during training with the group of kids, one of them somehow accidentally destroyed the prosthetic arm and Tim just sighs, "that's not very Pog Champ of you" as all his children freak the fuck out.

hmmm. i mean, i can enjoy the idea of tim having a really traumatic injury that leaves him with a permanent disability (a la babs), but i'd want it handled with a lot more gravitas. like, alien scifi tech or whatever would not change that losing a limb in a violent fashion is a massively traumatic event that the human body takes a long time to heal from (not to mention the mental trauma)! i'm personally not that into stories that do the whole luke-skywalker-esque magic bandaid prosthetic that conveniently emulates the lost limb so perfectly you can ignore that the character has a disability now. i much prefer the fmab-style "sure you can get a really high tech fantasy prosthetic, but it will take years of physical therapy and there will be issues and phantom pains and need for upkeep for the rest of your life" route, when dealing with that sort of thing.

[eatingstringcheese]

hanta shitposts - hanta sero

in which hanta is really silly

warnings: swearing, weed use

"Make me."

"That's tough talk for a fella within pegging distance-" a hysterical Y/n spoke from the other end of Hanta's phone.

"Y/n you're not even on the same floor as me-"

A few footsteps came from Y/n's end. "Open the door Hanta."

Oh shit-

~~~

"Y/n please!" Hanta whined. "Come on, say it!"

Y/n sighed. "Fine. Yes Hanta, you are my little pog champ."

~~~

Y/n pouted, kicking their legs as they swung from the chair. Their feet were a few inches off the ground.

"Hanta is too tall, how the hell am I supposed to kiss him?"

"Punch him, then when he doubles over kiss him." A spiky ash-blonde mumbled from the corner of the dorm kitchen.

"Tackle him." The bubblegum girl spoke in between bites of mochi.

The electirc blonde smirked. "Ahahaha, dump him, for me." Denki bit his lip and stuck out his pointer finger and thumb under his chin.

Sero's eyes widened as he choked on his orange slice. "Please don't do any of those, mi amor. Just ask me to kiss you."

~~~

Mina stared at Sero and Y/n with suspicion. "Why are both of your tongues purple? Tsk tsk tsk, mighty sus you guys." She grinned a the couple, who just laughed.

"Well, Yaomomo made a slushie machine Y/n had a red one and I had a blue one."

Denki listened from the other side of the room. "Oh, you drank each other's slushies? HEY WAIT WHERE'S THIS SLUSHIE MACHINE-"

~~~

"So..." Midnight looked at the students she was watching with Aizawa. "Specifically, how do Sero and Y/n get out of these messes?" She gazed out at the two, both of them tangled up in Sero's tape, bot struggling to get out of their situation.

Aizawa sighed. "Usually by creating a bigger mess that cancels out the first one."

~~~

Sero jumped into the dorm room, landing next to his joyfriend on the couch.

"Y/n! Quick math what's 18 + 51?"

"420!" Y/n grinned at their boyfriend.

"That's not even close-" a confused Tokoyami muttered from across the room.

Y/n grinned back at Tokoyami. "But it was quick."

~~~

Y/n and Hanta laid in Hanta's room, sprawled out on the bed with glazed eyes.

"Onion rings are vegetable donuts."

"Lasagna is spaghetti cake."

"Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed."

"Lobsters are scorpions to mermaids."

"Holy fuck, Y/n."

~~~

Hanta smiled, waving his hand at a curious Mina. "Y/n and I don't have pet names."

"What do bees make?"

"Honey?"

"Yea Hanta?" Y/n stuck their head around the corner of the wall. "Do you need something babe?"

Mina chuckled and glared at Sero. "Don't lie to my face again."

~~~

"Hanta! I don't want to go!" Y/n whined. "It'll be stressful and stress isn't good for the baby!"

Hanta stopped dead in his tracks. "Wait what baby?" He asked with fervor, eyes wide as he looked at his joyfriend.

Y/n put their hands on their chest. "Me! I'm the baby!"

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[gucci-shinigami]

Fuck it I’m too excited! New bathing suit pog champ! New bathing suit pog champ! (She/it)

[oppaihun]

What if Phantom got ahold of internet access and immediately started using twitch gamer lingo so now they’re just calling Swiss “Absolute Pog Champ” for getting things done and he has no idea how to even as Ant what the fuck that is

[doctormarvell0]

PEOPLE OF THE BTD COMMUNITY

I am in GREAT need of assistance. I am trying to write a fanfic about my oc, and Fox somehow meeting and. well. Said little rabbit guy being tortured, and maybe other things when I eventually figure out where I want this to go.

My main road block: how the fuck do I push them together to meet?? I have ideas but I need to know if they're. reasonable. If anyone is willing to listen to me bounce ideas off the wall and tell me if y'all think it's plausible PLEASE dm me it would be very pog champ 🙏

That's it BBBBAAAAAAIIIII

[a-little-bit-of-ravioli]

pog my champ to the 4-5 and i’ll give you gaul

i've been trying to parse this for the last few days but I give up what the FUCK does this mean

[smillingcartoonist]

Chainsaw Man 179 #

You are scared of me Asa ?? that hurts (Tummy ache expression)

...Okay, I guess you are my little pog champ then.

...Fucking LOL !!

[writebackatya]

Gosalyn: [looks over to Fenton and then back to Gandra] So what, is he like your little pog champ?

Gandra: [grumbling, not even looking up from her phone] …Fucking Gen-Z and their stupid-ass memes.

[blonderedwhiteshirt]

HELLO YOU AMAZING MOTHERCUCKERS. Only if you are one of the BRWS (pronounced bros), a part of the Blond(e) Red+White Shirt gang. We are the best /vvvvpos.

This is a blog for introjects (but not only) that are blond(e) and have a strange love for a red and white shirt.

Mod (aka the main BRWS) intros under the cut!!

🌟: Hey bitches im Vega, red is a great colour and i have blonde hair. i use she/her or fa/fax/faxer, either work :D. i will likely have the most typos because i type waaay too fast. im on the left side of the icon, amd made the icon and logo! :DD Im not really active thoughhhh.

📒: EYYOOO IM TOM,Z!! I LOVE RED! I use HE/IT pronouns! I'm on the right side of the icon, and I made the blog banner! I'm a spiritual tommyinnit fictive and it's awesome, please ask me about our lord and savior prime.

🦆: HELLO. I'm tol!!!!!! I use he/him pronouns, I like ducks and I uhhh yeah :D I'm bunny, I'm in the top right of the icon

🟥: WHOOP WHOOP I GET THE RED SQUARE!- Anyways hi, Im Tom, and shirt is best colour out there mate. uh he/him, im bottom right, im a tommy factive, not from mcyt just yt but im here fuck yeah. i also fixed the logo and banner and icon since vega is dyslexic and spelt brws wrong.

🕹️: yoo!! what’s up, i’m damian. use he/dae/it pronouns for me or perish. i’m a dave strider fictive in the @aether-aquarium and i am the bottom center of the icon. the art credit for that is here.

🍓: HELLo!! i’m FRAN!! (previously known as theseus), fhe biggest man ever and i use he/shy/sun/stardust pronouns BECAUSe im the BEST!! im at the TOP center of the icon!!

🌷: ayup i’m talon!! i use she/they pronouns!! i am top left, which so rudely covered my amazing face (/lh) until i changed it to square. i don’t front as often as theseus or damian so i likely won’t be around as much but im still cooler than BOTh of them

🎗: Hey, I'm Zackary. I dont know why I am a part of this, Vega (🌟) saw my icon and her and Tom (🟥) decided to force me into this. I think im the most relaxed of us all. I use he/him pronouns, and dont front as much as the others in our system (@irrelevantcollective), but I suppose I am a part of this now. My icon is on the bottom left of the profile picture. Stay safe out there on the internet.

💿: Hi hungry, I'm dad. I'm the coolest one here, trust. I'm post scratch dave strider 💪

📀: HELLO!! IM TOMMY!! IM A C!TOMMY FICTIVE AND I USE HE/XE/VE/DISC/MELL(OHI)/CAT/POG/📀 PRONOUNS!! IM ALSO INCAPABLE OF TYPING IN LOWERCASE,, ITS A CONDITION 😔😔 ALSO THE ONE BELOW ME SUCKS RAHHHHHH!!!!

❤️‍🩹: the guy above me is a lame ass dork butt HELLO CHAT!!!! IT IS I!! TOMMYINNIT!!!! totally better then the one above me IM AN EXILE ARC TOMMY AND IM THE COOLEST ONE HERE i am writing this with a massive headache BUT THE BIT GOES ON!!!! he/him and stuff POGGERS!!!!!!! CAN WE GET SOME PRIMES??? POG CHAMP!!! bro no one is gonna read this far down can we get some pogs for the guys who read this far?? POG

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 40

holy shit we hit 40 thats so pog champ

suzy is going to kill sunnie oh well. tori said nothing permanent lol. dans asks tori if they should stop her. tori sighs and follows suzy, and us following her. suzy asks if anyones gonna stop her. that depends if we need too xD suzy just shrugs. frog tries to get away from inferno but cant lol. tori is picking up suzy noooo. inferno threatens to kill frog and tori glares at him. tori makes a gimme gesture for frog.

now were just looking for an inn and seeing if theres stuff to do. hotel california. dans goes to get undyne. inferno insights the hotel and is spouting lyrics lol. dans finds undyne and catches her up on what happaned and leads back to the hotel. inferno is still being cryptic so dans tells undyne to beat him up lol. frog says no dont lol. tori says no more drama lets just go in. but we wanna beat up inferno! dess cant find margarittaville :(

dans asks whats a margaritta? dess looks so fucking sad oh no. anyway into the hotel! theres some unforgettable california girls inside xD the receptionist says welcome to the hotel california. oh no the session has devolved. help.

dans did an arcana check but it seems normal wtf. i hate this. beach themed bedroom. inferno get off the bed you dont deserve it. dans asks dess again what a margaritta. she says its a gay drink and dans says to show him. "im sorry did you say COCKtail?" dans please. 'wtf is tequilla?' cam has heard of it apparently. cam says its made far south. suzy chucks a pillow at undyne. undyne throws it back.

dans asks tori if she wants to go in the lobby with him to wait in the lobby for sunnie. tori asks cam to watch the kids. thumbs up! suzy yeets a pillow at cam lol. vani tries to hit suzy with a pillow but she just takes it and hoists him up lol. inferno hits her with a pillow. she turns around pissed lol he acts innocent. suzy doesnt buy it lol. undyne went to eeby deeby for a moment oh no. pillow fight! undyne returns!

dans and tori get to the lobby and he gives her some coffee. talking about brothers. dans fucking tells tori that yeah, i know your a warlock. whos your patron? dans says he will help tori. 'i wont make her same mistakes.' 'so you know this person? interesting.' talking about her crazy mom. dans says she can choose to be better, and he will support her anyway he can. dans admits hes a bit jealous she still has sunnie. "worst comes to shove we can get married and move out to the countryside." that throws her for a loop xD dans cuts off the dark convo and asks about cute stories about the kids xD

sunnie messages tori asking to meet at margarittaville wtf. he'll meet us outside to take us lol. dans is gonna go support her. gonna get the kids to remeet him. dess suddenly came downstairs carrying the smalls. suzy says they broke the whole room. dans says they can come for a remeet if they want. and suzy can beat him up if hes rude. dans tells cam to watch undyne and inferno since they left them alone lol. cam wants to go with us tho so i guess dess is in charge lol. cam starts infodumping the books sunnie wrote to dans lol.

sunnie shows up and kinda stands there awkward. dans squeezes tori's hand in reassurance. cam is embarrassed lol. suzy is glaring at him lol. re-introducing the kids! frog is still excited awww. tori glances at suzy to behave. going to margarittaville! inferno went eeby deeby.

ordering at margarittaville suzy wants one xD cam too. tori says suzy cant lol. dans gets them nonalcoholic ones. sunnie asks how the kids happaned. they found tori xD cam says were cursed together. run while you can! so...hows sunnies life been? their both so awkward. no kids or anything. cam says they met them now and winks xD tori fucking glares. sunnie chokes omg. tori sends wind into cams face lol. jesus cam you cant say this in front of the kids. their rolling to seduce i think kay is gonna kill them

tori fucking tries to charm cam but dans counterspells it. dans tells cam what she tried to do. tori cockblocks lol. dans says to keep it in their pants until the meeting is done. dans gets back on track and coughs about teya. awkward. portal business. how do you even respond to that? 'how did she survive in that other world.' welp about that-

tori hugs sunnie cause he started crying. she apologizes for how she told him at the library. meanwhile dess is giving undyne weed lol. shes super hungry so they show up at margarittaville oh no. sunnie finally stops crying and pats frog on the head. dans slides his drink over to cam since cams is almost empty. and here come the high people screaming for food.

dans goes to do damage control and tells tori to uh take care of everyone else. undyne fucking just picks dans up. yes he will get her food. he has to fucking babysit jesus. he tries to keep her satiated with jerky and dess is sad dans went to margarittaville without her lol. dans says hes gonna have to talk to dess later and she instantly gets serious oh no. cam once more shot their shot and left lol. dess fucking drops the bombshell her sister is also dead jesus.

dans is giving her a margaritta oh no. dess is staring off with a scared look oh no dans fucked up. dans says she doesnt have to talk about it if she doesnt wanna and shes a bit relieved. sending undyne to bed. specifically a bathtub lol. cam apparently went to bother shopkeepers. time for dans to get high!

meanwhile frog tries to bond with sunnie over being bards. tori says he used to be better at parenting lol. dess goes to eeby deeby. sunnie is still in shocked of course. he asks what tori has been up to. she spent too long in a cave lol. he asks about dans xD frog gives tori a devious smirk. teasingly says their in love awwww. sunnie says she never explained how they actually met. she was looking for frog and uh cursed. suzy once more was raised by wolves xD

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what's your favorite recurring smt trope? i love when astaroth's snake-riding ass whines about not being ishtar. maybe you'd get to be ishtar more if you did anything interesting as ishtar, you fuck!!!! baal being tied to beelzebub or asura to ahura mazda always bring a smile to my chapped bleeding lips too. just like megami tensei 2 used to make...

when mara shows up and talks about jacking off or whatever? like jacking off and then cumming like how a cock does? that's pog champ

It really might be Ahura Mazda/Asura for me, though. Incredible fake galaxy brain shit, and they won't stop doing it. And when Vairocana gets in on the fun? Oh, baby!!

[krystalphantasm]

You know toon town? Or what about free realms? Dude, holy fucking shit I used to play so much free realms back when I was a kid I would go over to my aunts house and make a new account everytime and play until I hit the pay wall. That game was mediocre at best. You wanna know a good game? Project notherfucking zomboid (the title does not include motherfucking) you're just this dude who happens to be immune to an airborne strain of the KNOX VIRUS that has infected and zombified the rest of the population of mulduraugh, Westpoint, riverside, rosewood, phallus lake, and Louisville Kentucky. All the locations are based on real world locations in Kentucky (loosley) and there are thousands, hundreds of thousands of zeds, but oh no this ain't no run of the mill call of duty shoot em up, you ain't shit, you ain't even the shit on the bottom of the boot man, you're just a regular fucking dude facing an impossible apocalypse. You're outnumbered, resources are scarce, and every day survived is just a tick down in your limited time left on this wretched fucking planet. You're gonna face food shortages, water shortages, the electricity will shut off, the local area will become increasingly depleted of resources, forcing you to venture out of your safe zones to unfamiliar locations, and all of this of course if and only if you manage to not get your body turned into a zombie chew toy. Is this another survival crafting game? Yes and no. It's so much more than that, it is an immersive experience my friend just watch some game play if you're not sold. But speaking of being sold, that is not my purpose here today, I do not accosted you just to brag about my favorite video game (of which I have played countless) no, in fact, my purpose is much more sinister, evil, wretched, maybe a little bit pog champ. (A lot pog champ)

Basically, I want you to imagine the funniest thing you can possibly conjur up in your mind. Also now I'm going to be trite and demand that it be funnier, even funnier than you thought possible, I bet you can't do it. I bet you're struggling to make yourself laugh silly at the idea of how funny the thing you didn't think up is. Being pressured is hard. You know what else is hard? Making your way in the world today, it sure does take a lot. Wouldn't it be nice to get away? To somewhere where everybody knows your name? Trust me, I know the feeling. That's why I'm building an army, a force to be reckoned with. We're gonna split off from it all my friend, we're gonna make a whole new country probably in the middle of the ocean and we'll have lots of fresh fruit and fish and maybe some cows and chickens and you can bring your friends and family and pets and well all be on this island and treat nature with the respect that it deserves and everyone can have a robot limb and we won't even kill anyone to make it happen because the island will be protected by a force field that is impenetrable unlike your mom. Heyo, get owned. Anyway say bazinga, that's the cost of entry, the sole piece of paper you gotta fill out, trust me, it's worth it. Also if you don't you're be cursed by an ancient force I have no control over and that would suck for you gamer, that would suck so hard

you mentioned toontown and then immediately lost me with project zomboid >:C

[voidsentprinces]

Athena: Aww...if it isn't my little pog champ! Come here and get a kiss!

Lahabrea: Do not let her touch you. She'll just infect you as she did half of me.

Warrior of Light: Bu-But...hot crazy science lady!

Erichthonios: DO NOT! LET HER! TOUCH YOU!

Warrior of Light: ...Imma do it.

Themis: DO NOT DO IT!

Warrior of Light: Do not?

Emet-Selch: DO NOT!

Lahabrea: Wait, Emet-Selch, he could help us with the aeth--

Emet-Selch: Nah, I just wanted to tell Azem, no one last time. PEACE!

Themis: And he's gone.

Erichthonios: I have never seen someone fall asleep that fa--wait heeeey GET AWAY FROM HER

Warrior of Light: 3 second head start!

Erichthonios: FUCK HOLD EM DOWN!

Themis: HOW ARE THEY SO FAST!?! I THOUGHT THEIR SPRINT WAS ON COOL DOWN!

Lahabrea: They used Peloton!