#pocket-elf

[strangesmallbard]

Top 5 lesbian movies?

GOD what a great question. (i will be honest there’s like. so many interesting-sounding lesbian movies i haven’t seen because watching movies is a sisyphean task). let’s go:

1. “but i’m a cheerleader” dir. jamie babbit - now i am biased because this movie is the most singularly formative piece of media in my life (introduced me to gay people at age 8 when my grandma unknowingly rented it for me at blockbuster) BUT it also happens to be a stellar film. incredible parody and a really gorgeous love story. melanie lynksey is also there

2. “the half of it” dir. alice wu - follows a chinese-american lesbian named ellie chu and her new best friend paul and a girl they both have a crush on. hijinks! mistaken identities! a deeply moving depiction of platonic friendship! every coming of age movie trope, but ten times better! i cried!

3. “saving face” dir. alice wu - follows a chinese american doctor named wil as she navigates being a closeted lesbian in her community—which gets complicated when she starts dating vivian, also from the same community. also includes complex mother-daughter relationships, some great comedy moments, and another ending that made me cry . ms. wu if you write/direct more films i will BE there 🫡

4. “summerland” dir. jessica swale - a reclusive curmudgeon of a lesbian takes in a young kid needing refuge from the london blitz. we learn exactly why she’s a curmudgeon via flashbacks to her romance with gugu mbatha-raw. i am being so vague because it’s one of those devastatingly beautiful movies that’s best watched with zero foreknowledge. also gorgeous cinematography!

5. “D.E.B.S.” dir. angela robinson - this movie is about a TEENAGE LESBIAN SUPER SPY who falls in love with a TEENAGE LESBIAN SUPER VILLAIN. it’s campy! it’s genuinely enemies-to-lovers! a movie for everyone who wants to combine dr. doofenshmirtz and xena: warrior princess into a single character

[alwaysbeyondhope]

I leave for Sweden in two days and I need to finish packing. I’ve been in a slump so I just put on my Helen Sjöholm playlist on YouTube and right now her cover of Downtown is playing and I forgot how much I love her singing this song 😍😍

I’m so excited to see her in Änglagård! I’d love to be able to meet her again but I know they don’t really do “stage-dooring” like in the states. But that’s okay.

I just love her so much. Apart from getting closer to Pocki and all of the joy she’s brought into my life, introducing me to Helen Sjöholm was one of the best things to come from 2020.

[hansdampfinallengassen]

"I am but a simple idiot Wizard."

The Adventure Zone's Taako.

[pastelsugar6w6]

Elladan and Elrohir: *bickering like typical siblings at the dinner table*

Thranduil: Control your barbaric children, Elrond. They should be more refined in company. They should behave more like my Legolas. *gestures grandly at his son*

Baby Legolas: *squatting in a tree breaking open an acorn with his teeth like a squirrel*

Elrond: ???????

[mapletine]

witch hat 🔄 dunmeshi swap!!

[milfclaren]

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #19 - Glorfy hug

Glorfy hug.

Bonus cat cameos:

Bby nuisance go blep <3

[sendpseuds]

Strolling through Target and the urge to buy a Cobb Vanth action figure and make him my slutty little elf shelf, let me tell you…

do it.

[adwox]

centurial robots in love

[dark-elf-writes]

Kid four being a weird little dude is so important to me.

The others are like we love you lots but you gotta chill out my guy. You’re scaring the cat with your gecko impersonation.

Meanwhile he’s staring back at them, eyes wide fucking open, without blinking because geckos lick their eyes but his isn’t long enough so he just has to hold out as long as he can u til he succumbs to the blink

Isnfjdjdjdjdjsnndad like all the kids are weird in their own way but Kid Four is weird in his own special way. Just a strange little dude that each of the other kids would fight to the death for if anyone even thought of being mean to him.

When asked what they want to be/who they want to be like when they get older there is of course a lot of “Cloud! Tifa! Barret!” With even a few odder ones like Tseng and Reno thrown in, but Kid Four doesn’t even hesitate before he answers

“Cait Sith.”

They all blink. Denzel slowly asks “You mean like Reeve?”

Kid Four shakes his head. “I want to ride a giant Moogle and tell fortunes for a living.”

Cloud doesn’t even blink at that only ruffling the kid’s hair and telling him he can see if Reeve has the time to make one of the Moogles big enough to carry the kids around. (And honestly he’s relieved. He loves his friends, loves the kids, but he wants at least one of them to want a different life. To not want to be a fighter. To have the peace and opportunities available that they can be so unapologetically them without fear of what will happen to the rest of the world or if they will have the money to support themselves being a fortune teller. They will. He will make sure they will.)

[dent-de-leon]

Nightcrawler, Logan, and Rogue all look so pretty here—

[the-descolada]

Don’t let this image fool you I’m 5’10”

[alwaysbeyondhope]

Work’s been tough today but @pocket-elf sent me PG thirst traps (which is really just her new hair cut but looking hella hot and hella gay) and now my mood has improved.

I fucking love my friends

[natjennie]

ookay fine yes maybe I saw a yonderland out of context video and watched the first episode what about it.

[hdmiports]

could we have a conversation about psalm 62? [he/they]

[ares857]

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