#po x viper

[ophanum]

can I request (i feel like more platonic but you can decide) Furious Five, Po, Master Shifu, and Tai Lung with a snow leopard who can manage to blend in snow and fog making people believe she is a ghost? it's not part of kung fu, it's her hobby to scare bandits from stealing without using violence.

RED - ! Kung Fu Panda

ft. Furious five, Po, Master Shifu, Redemption! Tai Lung x Snow Leopard! Reader

"Hearts on the walls, but no love in these streets. Appetite for destruction, a girl's gotta eat, yeah." - Red by Alex Boniello, Kylie Cantrall, and Walt Disney

Po

When Po first hears about the “snow ghost” legend from the villagers, he’s beyond excited. Stories spread quickly about a mysterious snow leopard, half-seen in the mist, who frightens bandits off the mountain paths without lifting a paw. Naturally, Po assumes you’re some kind of ancient spirit and is fascinated until he finally meets you and realizes it’s all a clever act.

He becomes your biggest fan, frequently pestering you to share your “scare tactics.” His excitement is boundless, and he tries imitating your techniques, though his own approach is far from stealthy. Po’s natural enthusiasm and not-so-quiet demeanor don’t lend themselves to subtlety, but he adores being part of your adventures.

You invite him along on a patrol, and Po can barely contain his giggles when he sees the bandits running in terror at the faintest glimpse of you. He makes sure to tell everyone in the Valley about the amazing “ghost” that guards the mountain, embellishing the stories until the villagers are convinced they’re protected by a fierce spirit.

Tigress

Tigress has immense respect for your restraint. She has always valued strength and discipline, and to see someone choose to defend their home without fighting intrigues her. While her instinct leans towards direct confrontation, she appreciates your commitment to finding an alternative that’s just as effective.

Tigress becomes curious about how you blend so seamlessly with the snow and fog, watching with intense focus the first time she sees you vanish into the mist. She doesn’t say much, but she’s deeply impressed by how you combine your skills with cleverness. Although her style is distinct, she practices what she learns from observing you, eventually finding her own methods for blending into certain environments.

Though she keeps her admiration subtle, she’ll sometimes spar with you, hoping to pick up more of your quiet, calculating approach. She’s thrilled to train alongside someone who proves that power can take many forms, and she may even share some of her own techniques with you as a sign of mutual respect.

Monkey

Monkey finds your ghost act legendary. The moment he realizes you’re using stealth and strategy rather than brute force, he’s ready to become your accomplice. He admires that you’ve chosen a path without violence, turning your environment into your ally. For him, your approach has the perfect mix of humor and strategy, making it more of an art than a skill.

Eager to assist, he starts joining you on your “ghost patrols,” and his agility adds an extra element of surprise. He’ll disappear into trees or leap from cliffs to help create even more suspense, and his quick-witted ideas make him a natural partner for you. Monkey delights in watching bandits stumble over each other in fear, convinced they’ve crossed into some supernatural realm.

He brings a playful twist to your work, coming up with ideas to amplify your “haunting” presence. “Let’s create moving shadows with these branches,” he whispers one night, rigging up sticks and leaves to dance eerily in the moonlight. Thanks to Monkey, you earn a reputation as the most unpredictable ghost in the valley, and he never stops bragging about how he’s part of your “ghost crew.”

Crane

Crane is amazed by how skillfully you blend into the snow, creating the appearance of a guardian spirit without ever needing to fight. Your approach aligns with his own tendency towards gentler methods, so he quickly develops a deep admiration for your style.

As a supportive friend, he offers to be your “eyes in the sky” when you patrol. From above, he can spot bandits before they even reach the mountains, warning you of their approach with subtle calls. He becomes your quiet lookout, ensuring no one surprises you.

Sometimes, he’ll add a touch of theatricality to your ghost act, swooping down and creating mysterious gusts of wind that make you seem even more like a phantom. He enjoys the role, finding a sense of peaceful purpose in your shared mission. Crane takes to calling you the “Mist Guardian” and tells others that they should “leave a little gift” for you at the mountain's edge if they want to avoid your ghostly wrath.

Viper

Viper has a quiet admiration for your strategy and finds your methods brilliant. She respects your control and appreciates that you choose to avoid violence unless absolutely necessary. Your non-combative style resonates with her own thoughtful approach to combat.

She’s fascinated by your techniques and sometimes asks you to show her how you blend with the fog. Viper wants to learn how to incorporate this into her own martial arts, as she values the ability to move undetected when necessary. Together, you two practice silent movement and controlled breathing, honing your skills in the art of blending.

Viper becomes one of your most enthusiastic supporters and talks highly of your skills to the rest of the group. She often calls you her “mystical sister,” appreciating the unique perspective you bring to protecting the valley. She even suggests you two go on occasional “stealth missions” together, so she can see your techniques in action.

Mantis

Mantis is wildly entertained by your scare tactics. He’s all about clever strategies that make people think twice, and your ghostly presence is his idea of the perfect deterrent.

He enjoys “helping” from time to time, usually by hitching a ride on your fur and whispering in a spooky voice to add an extra layer of fright to the experience. Mantis loves watching the bandits’ reactions when they hear unexpected voices coming from seemingly nowhere.

The aftermath is Mantis’s favorite part. He’s quick to gather all the funniest details about the bandits’ reactions and shares them with the group, exaggerating for dramatic effect. He even invents legends about you, calling you the “Phantom Guardian,” and he swears he’ll write a story about the “Ghost of the Mountain” one day.

Master Shifu

Shifu has high regard for your dedication to non-violent protection, seeing it as an admirable choice that requires a deep level of discipline. He might not always show his appreciation openly, but he respects that you’ve crafted a role of defender without needing direct confrontation.

When he learns about your methods, he recognizes the skill involved in blending with the snow and fog, and he subtly encourages the rest of the Furious Five to observe and learn from your approach. To him, you embody the idea that true strength isn’t always about force, and he may even hint that you’re an example they could all learn from.

He’s quietly proud of your efforts and will sometimes watch from afar, ensuring that you’re safe on your patrols. Shifu may even thank you directly for your contributions to the valley, a rare acknowledgment from the usually reserved master. He might not show it outwardly, but he considers you one of the most resourceful protectors in the region.

Tai Lung

Tai Lung is deeply intrigued by your method of protection and fascinated by your ability to guard the valley without ever needing to fight. Coming from a background steeped in power and aggression, he’s both impressed and humbled by your approach.

If he joins you on a patrol, he’s initially silent, observing the way you weave through snow and fog with effortless grace. He finds himself drawn to the idea of protecting without force, seeing it as a form of strength he hadn’t considered before.

Tai Lung tries to follow your example, though his instincts sometimes get the better of him. He admires your patience and considers you an unlikely role model, one that challenges his view of what it means to be strong. Though he might not say it, he respects you deeply, viewing you as a kind of mentor in restraint and control.

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The fog rolled thick over the mountainside, curling around tree trunks and swallowing rocky ledges. A faint shimmer of white slipped through the mist, moving with an unearthly stillness that no mortal could manage. From below, the valley bandits, their faces pale with fright, muttered nervously.

“Did you hear?” one whispered, gripping his spear a little tighter. “They say a ghost haunts these peaks—a spirit with fur as white as death itself.”

With a quiet chuckle, you—the snow leopard of the Valley—melted deeper into the mist, every step perfectly silent. You’d learned the art of scaring bandits away without needing to fight long ago; it was your signature way of keeping peace. Out here, the cold air carried whispers, and the fog was the perfect veil. So, you moved closer, letting your tail flick just barely into view before vanishing again.

One of the bandits gasped. “Did you see that?”

“You’re just seeing things,” his friend chided, though he took a cautious step back himself.

In another instant, you appeared again, only your sharp blue eyes showing through the fog like two frozen flames. That was enough—the two men shrieked, dropping their weapons and stumbling over one another as they bolted down the mountain path, disappearing into the trees below. You waited until you could no longer hear their footsteps, your amused smile spreading as the air around you settled back into silence.

“Wow! That was amazing!” a familiar voice cheered behind you. You turned to see Po, bouncing with excitement, a wide grin stretching across his face. “The ‘Snow Ghost’ strikes again! They didn’t stand a chance!”

You let out a soft laugh. “They’ll think twice before coming up here again, that’s for sure.”

Po was still bubbling with enthusiasm, eager to see your tactics in action up close. “That’s gotta be the coolest way of keeping people safe that I’ve ever seen! You didn’t even have to touch them!”

Just as Po finished speaking, a low growl sounded nearby. “Did you even consider if anyone might be watching?” Tigress asked as she emerged from the trees, her eyes narrowed with concern. “They were still carrying weapons.” She glanced at Po and added, “A little less cheering and they might not have noticed you.”

You gave a light nod of understanding. “True, but you’ve got to admit that scaring them off without a fight is sometimes… effective,” you offered, catching the faintest smirk that Tigress tried to hide.

“Effective,” she echoed with a nod, casting a sideways glance. “I didn’t say it wasn’t impressive.” There was something like admiration in her gaze as she continued, “Blending with your surroundings, using the mist like that… It’s a useful skill.”

A flicker of movement overhead caught your attention, and you saw Crane gliding down to perch on a low-hanging branch. “Keeping to the shadows again?” he teased lightly, settling his wings. “I’ll admit, it’s pretty remarkable what you do.” He tilted his head with a grin. “Though, if you need extra eyes from above, just give a signal. I can always scout the area.”

A spark of pride warmed your chest. These were friends who understood your quiet approach, who valued it just as much as you did. You watched as Crane spread his wings wide, demonstrating how he’d glide down to create a gust of wind that would stir the mist around you, amplifying your ghostly appearance.

“Oh! And wait, wait!” Monkey piped up, jumping in from a nearby branch, grinning as he moved his arms in sweeping, exaggerated gestures. “You could always rig up a few branches to move in the wind. I’m telling you, they’d go from scared to screaming!”

The idea made you laugh softly. Monkey’s antics often bordered on the theatrical, but his creative enthusiasm added an extra layer of fun to your mission. “I think I’ll stick with what I know works,” you replied, though you made a mental note of his ideas. Sometimes, a bit of drama worked wonders.

“Now, now, let’s not get carried away,” Master Shifu’s voice came from behind you, the red panda giving a thoughtful look over the group. “Though, I must admit,” he said, glancing up at you with respect, “what you do is unique—and honorable. Protecting the Valley without harm… there’s something admirable in that choice.”

You felt a swell of pride at Shifu’s words. Shifu, though reserved, valued wisdom over brute strength, and that was exactly what you hoped to embody. As he watched, you melted back into the fog to demonstrate, turning your head just enough for your pale blue eyes to peer back out before you fully disappeared into the mist.

“I think she’s trying to show off now,” Mantis muttered playfully, crossing his tiny arms.

“Show off?” Tai Lung’s voice cut in, his tone one of mild intrigue. He’d arrived quietly, his towering form blending into the shadows. His eyes held an intensity as he watched you, though not with his former fury. Since his redemption, Tai Lung had taken to observing and appreciating non-violent approaches, curious about a strength that was more restraint than force. He inclined his head, his gaze softened. “There’s wisdom in a fight avoided. Perhaps it’s a lesson I should’ve learned long ago.”

Tai Lung’s quiet acknowledgment was unexpected, and you inclined your head in a brief bow of mutual respect. In a rare moment of vulnerability, Tai Lung admitted, “You’ve shown that power doesn’t always mean force. I think… that’s something I should remember.”

Just as he finished, Po let out an amused sigh. “Oh, come on, Tai Lung! You know that everyone’s just impressed by the legendary ‘Snow Ghost.’” He grinned, looking around at the group as he continued, “Just imagine, if I’d seen her out here on my first visit to the Valley, I’d have been toast!”

“Don’t give her any ideas,” Tigress replied dryly, though a hint of a smile tugged at her lips.

Before the group could continue, Crane’s sharp eyes spotted movement below. Another group of bandits approached the valley entrance, clearly unaware of the fate of the others before them.

“Another set already?” Mantis asked, exasperated. “What do they think is going to happen?”

You exchanged a determined look with your friends and wordlessly vanished back into the mist. Po and the others watched in awe as you moved forward, your fur nearly disappearing against the snowy backdrop.

Watching from above, your friends saw the bandits’ eyes widen with dread as you emerged like a phantom, appearing just close enough for them to glimpse your icy stare. You allowed the fog to gather around you, lingering in view just long enough for them to understand the warning in your eyes. In seconds, the bandits took off, their courage gone, scattering back down the mountain in a hurry.

When you returned, the group was ready with quiet applause. Even Tai Lung nodded in admiration. “That,” he said, “is how to inspire fear without lifting a finger.”

“I think it’s more than fear,” Shifu noted thoughtfully, glancing up at you. “It’s a way of reminding others that sometimes the strongest power is the gentlest hand.”

Po clapped you on the back with a grin. “I think we can all agree—the Valley’s got the best ‘ghost’ in the land. Who needs a fight when they have you?”

And as the mist wrapped around you once more, a sense of quiet satisfaction settled over the mountains. You’d protected the valley again, keeping peace with a bit of stealth, some clever tricks, and a loyal family who believed in the strength of a peaceful heart.

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Kung Fu Panda

Sample Size: 401 stories

Source: AO3

[kungfu-panda-imagines]

Imagine

Being the newest member of the five and them being very protective of you

[hugsandchaos]

Viper unrolled the scroll across the table and, with Danny’s help, placed four small pebbles on each side to ensure it didn’t roll in on itself again. She gave him a toothless smile as he pulled out what he called a notebook and his odd pen, ready to write anything he thought he’d forget. He opened the book in a way that would’ve torn it, but the metal spiraling through it kept it in place. The page he stopped at had multiple attempts of writing in the Chinese alphabet and notes of what they translate to in his own written language, which he called English, but the lower half of the paper was empty and available for use. She took a look at the practiced writing.”You’re getting very good.” Viper said with a small nod. Danny smiled as she turned her attention to the characters on the scroll.“We’re going to take a look at something else. These aren’t exactly letters, they’re characters. Symbols that actually mean something like a tree or love.” She said.

“So you don’t always spell a word out? I guess that’s why Mister Lancer always called them characters instead of letters.” Danny said. Viper nodded in agreement to his guess, knowing that this “Mister Lancer” is apparently a human teacher at a school he used to go to who taught English, which was most likely not teaching his students how to the language itself, but rather explain parts of it in more detail.”Yes. I only brought a few for you, and these are all things you’ll see around here.” She said.

“This one means woods, and this one is field.” Viper explained, using her tail to point at the specific symbols. Danny was rather quick to write down the symbols and a translation. Then she pointed to the other two symbols.”Day and Month.” She said. Danny wrote those down, too. Once he was done, he turned it to show it to the serpentine king fu master. She was impressed with how much better he’s gotten at writing Chinese characters. The way he writes the Chinese characters and the English translation next to each other, but not too close, also gave her the chance to learn some of how English is written. Vioer wasn’t too surprised to see that instead of a symbol, Danny’s English version of these four words were written with letters spelling them out. She looked them over a few times.”You spell “woods” with two o’s? And “tree” with two e’s?” She questioned. Danny nodded.

“In most English words, they’re often spelled how they’re pronounced, but sometimes words have letters that are silent. Usually they’re just to differentiate between words like “know” and “now”. The word “know” is spelled with a K at the front, but “now” isn’t.” He explained. Viper hummed and moved her tail in front of her chin in slight thought.”I see.” She said.

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Shifu took a right turn down into another hall and eyed the room with the kitchen and table. The scent he had been following since the training room was much closer and still smelled very pleasant. As he neared the doorway, he heard bits of the conversation.

“Are you almost done?! It smells so good!” That whiny voice was definitely Po. Clearly, he wasn’t the one cooking.

“Just a minute!” Danny’s irritated voice said back.

Shifu rounded the doorway and stood watching Danny use a saucepan with two wheat yellow objects in it. That must be where the smell had been coming from. Was it some kind of food from Danny’s place of origin? Po looked almost miserable the way he was knelt next to him with his head against the kitchen counter. Danny was nudging a spatula underneath it and flipped it over. The underside was a shade darker than the top, but it looked surprisingly good regardless. The young human looked a little pleased with himself as he did the same with the others. The second one had the same results. Seeing this, Danny grabbed the plate Po was holding in front of himself and used the spatula to pick the food up again.

Po practically leapt to his feet as the food was placed on his plate. He gladly accepted the plate and immediately started eating it. Danny paid no attention to his slightly-less-than-ideal manners and grabbed his own plate to eat the second food item. He blew on it to cool it down a little, and by the time he had his first bite, Po had devoured his food.”That’s was awesome!! It was so fluffy and the berries inside made it so sweet!!” Po said. Danny smiled as he ate his food at a slower pace. Po gave his usual big, excited smile.”You have to make some with me immediately!! The others have to try this!!” He insisted. Danny shrugged and swallowed his food before speaking (something Po could learn from him).

“Making more pancakes sounds fun and all, but haven’t they already eaten?” He asked. Po waved his paw dismissively and began rummaging through the cabinets for ingredients.”Bahh, a little early lunch never hurt anyone! Now come on, they’re going to love this.” He said. Shifu felt like smiling, but didn’t allow himself to. Regardless, he was pleased to know that Danny was getting used to his new environment.

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Tigress tried not to see Danny as odd or strange, but rather as just different from them. That’s what he is, after all. Different. Different in a way that unfortunately led people to believe that he was a monster. She still had a little skepticism towards him, but that was simply because he had appeared out of nowhere. There was no known record about his family or friends, or his home, all of which he doesn’t usually talk about. It was a fair reason to be a little suspicious of him, but Tigress had to remind herself not to push too much or jump to conclusions because judging by the way he acts when he does talk about it, something happened. Something that might’ve left a wound, either physical or non physical.

And just because she’s the “hardcore” member of the group doesn’t mean she doesn’t recognize how much it might’ve affected him or care about it. As Shifu said, before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind. Both were important.

Tigress continued down the hall to where Danny was staying. He had eagerly offered to answer some of her questions about the night sky after her midday training, and it apparently gave him time to sort through his bag as it carried quite a bit of information. He seemed really excited about it despite claiming that he doubted he knew more than the average human who went through school. Despite it, she had no doubt that he’d be able to teach her a thing or two. Tigress walked into one of the more empty rooms of the palace, one that had a table and couch against the right wall. Danny was sitting on one end with his eyes closed and a couple of books on the table. He had a small habit of dozing off that he was starting to break now that he’s had better rest, so she wasn’t too upset about this. Especially since he wasn’t in the rafters again. They still had no idea how he got up there. She walked over to him, but as she got closer, she noticed something that made her heart stop for a second.

He wasn’t breathing.

Tigress quickly closed the distance between them and grabbed him by the shoulders.”Danny?!” She asked. She didn’t yell, but it was enough for him to suddenly start breathing again and open his eyes.

He gasped and his eyes shot open, panicked before processing who was in front of him.“Huh -- What happened?!” Danny asked. He looked over at Tigress sat up straight. He glanced out a nearby window to see how long he’d had his eyes closed. Yet again, another habit that came with his random napping.”Oh, good, it’s still daytime.“ He said under his breath. He turned back to her and glanced at her paws.”Uh, is something wrong?” He asked.

Tigress was confused. It wasn’t normal for a creature to stop breathing and then continue like nothing had happened. She hardly knew much about humans despite Danny explaining “biology” to her and Po when he was asked how humans even survived so long, but she was sure that shouldn’t have happened.”You stopped breathing.” She said. She sounded surprisingly calm for how she actually felt. Danny’s expression shifted to discomfort. Confusion and horror were evident in his expression.”What?” He asked in slight disbelief. He sounded like he didn’t even know he’d stopped. Didn’t he, though? How would anyone not notice? He shook his head ever so slightly and blinked as if to bring himself back to reality.“That... shouldn’t happen. Are... Are you sure?” He asked. The kung fu master thought about it for a moment.

She was ready to say yes, but she’d only been watching him for a few seconds before she jumped into action. There was a small chance that he was breathing, but slower since he was asleep, and she had just been too fast to the conclusion that he was in danger. Still... maybe she should think about it more later. For now, she’d try to keep him calm. She’s seen what happens when he freaks out too much.“No. Perhaps you were just slow and I missed it.” Tigress replied. The stress on the young human’s face quickly melted away. He almost smiled.“Oh, thank goodness. You made it sound like I had died for a second and didn’t realize.” He said. Tigress nodded. It would be scary if she suddenly woke up from what she thought was a nap, only for someone to tell her that she had lost her life for a moment. She released her grip on him and he turned to the books on the table.

He picked up the one on the top. The cover had a picture of the night sky and had something written in English in big, bold letters.”So, what do you wanna know first?” He asked.

[marioandsonicfangirl793-art]

🇺🇸 KFP - HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! 🇺🇸

❤️🤍💙

🖤 Po X Tigress (TiPo) 🧡

💜 Crane X Viper (Criper) 💚

❤️🤍💙

[the-great-bonkings]

Yaaass

Old art thats full colored and detailed version of my design. Cant believe I managed to make this using cheap markers and watercolor only.

Also the OTP

[cheapshrimpysheep]

You Will Stop the Wedding! - Vil Schoenheit

SUMMARY: YOU were the one being kidnapped by Princess Eliza to marry her. How would he react and how would he save you? With the aggravation of he already having a crush on you.

CHARACTERS: Vil Schoenheit x Reader

TAGS: Fluff; GN Reader; Declaration

WORD COUNT: 1.155 words

Riddle Rosehearts / Leona Kingscholar / Azul Ashengrotto / Jamil Viper / Vil Schoenheit / Idia Shroud / Malleus Draconia

Rescuing You - Deuce Spade; Jack Howl; Floyd Leech; Kalim Al-Asim

COMMENTS: What have I done? Why did I commit to writing this? And why did I write so much? Why was I so inspired? There were seven of them! Why do I do this to myself? So yeah, this took me a long time. But I hope it was worth it, for me and for you.

CONTEXT: Someone was kidnapped to marry some ghost princess and might end up turning into a ghost too. And he just found out that someone was you.

Vil wondered who in the entire school would be chosen as the princess's partner instead of him. With someone like him at school, who the heck did they kidnap if they were looking for the perfect person for the princess?

And then he hears your name, and his eyes widen. On the one hand, he now understands. After all, if he himself fell in love with you, who wouldn't? But on the other hand, his pride was still a little hurt. But more importantly, he needed to save you!

When rescue groups are formed, he asks to be in the last one. He knows he will be the best choice for this operation because he is an actor, but to create the perfect “romantic interest”, after all, your life was at risk, he first needed to understand what the princess's “character” was like.

When it's the last group's turn, whenever someone needs to stay behind to tie up the ghosts, Vil tells one of the others to do it. He always displays such confidence and leadership that the others simply followed his orders and stayed behind. One of the boys in the group was Rook, so it was clear that he would follow Vil's orders. Vil ends up being the only one to arrive at the ceremony hall.

Following the plan and after studying the princess's "character", Vil gets into character even before opening the door. He opens the door with a bang and orders them to stop the wedding. And in the first few sentences you already got an uncanny shiver.

“STOP THE WEDDING! Princess! I cannot bear this! My heart cannot bear to see you marrying someone else. Please, my wonderful princess, I beg you to at least give me a chance to prove myself to be a good partner to you!” And he was even being so dramatic talking.

But you couldn't deny that he was an excellent actor. Anyone who doesn't know him, the princess for example, would never realize he was acting. But you knew him, and so you had to try hard not to laugh at how strange that was. He was acting so well it looked like he was possessed. And worse, he was playing... ROOK?

You were controlling yourself not to laugh, but some of the students petrified by the princess's slap weren't. And they burst into laughter, especially Leona and Floyd. “Pay these poor rejects no attention, my sweet princess.” Vil continued “They are merely jealous of whoever is worthy of standing next to you at the altar.” He was even imitating some of Rook's gestures, which only made the others laugh even more.

Vil did everything the princess asked of him. He sang with her, answered her questions with the answers he thought she wanted to hear and which from her reaction seemed right. But it seemed like she was never satisfied. Why did it never end? What was going wrong? And it was then that she said that Vil would definitely be a wonderful prince, but she had already chosen you.

“WHAT?! You can not be serious!” Now, the Vil you knew was back, and he was pissed. “I do all this, I answer all these nonsense questions, I try to act in a way that pleases you and it's all for nothing?!” Even the princess was scared by his change in behaviour. And the guards placed themselves in defensive positions. The princess asks what happened to him, what was going on?

“I tell you what is going on. I'm here doing my best to convince a delusional princess to accept me as her husband so I can save the real person I care about and yet I'm rejected after having so much patience with a spoiled girl!” The princess is horrified to know that it was all just an act, she had really believed it, she even starts to cry. And of course, the guards threaten Vil. “Cry all you want, it doesn't bother me, I came here to save (Y/N) and that's what I'm going to do. One way or another.”

And then, a fight between the ghosts and Vil begins. Which he could have almost won if it weren't for that guard who turned into a giant ghost. He suggested that the princess give Vil the slap to petrify him, but she did nothing for a moment. Afterwards, she said that what Vil did was the most evil thing anyone had ever done to her. Playing with someone's feelings like that.

“I know it's one of the ugliest things I've ever done. But I wasn't just playing. I was trying to save the person you kidnapped.” She asks if he can act so well, how would you know if what he says he feels for you is real? He looks at you, confidently, with a loving look and his soft smile. “They know.” He may be an excellent actor, but you know he’s not a liar.

And, out of nowhere, the princess started to feel sorry for herself and jealous of you. She also wanted someone to do all that for her. Pretending to be someone else just to save you, even if it meant being away from you forever. (In the Vils head he was like: Actually I was going to put a ring on your finger to send you alone to the afterlife, but of course, think whatever you want.) And this was the opportunity that the guard who was in love with her found to declare himself. He said he wasn't that good of an actor, but that if he had to, he would do his best. And that whole ending of the princess realizing that she loved him too happens, they get married and happily ever after.

After everything and while the first-years were getting ready to tidy up and clean the cafeteria, you asked Vil to wait a bit. You leave the room so you can talk alone. He looks at you from top to bottom and started fixing your clothes and hair.

“One thing I must admit, those ghosts had some fashion sense.” When he finishes he takes a step back and looks at you. He smiles. “You sure are beautiful.” You throw yourself at him to hug him. “*Sigh* I just fixed your clothes.” but he still hugged you back. “I should teach you some self-defence techniques. It seems like you are becoming too attractive with my help.” Just in case, you ask him if he is really flirting with you at that moment. “Firstly, you don't seem too bothered by it so I assume I'm allowed to do it. And secondly, I'm not Rook. Do you really think I would praise anyone else like this, sweet potato?”

Vil highly values his face. For this reason, you are probably the only person he would let kiss him, both on the cheeks and lips.

If you would like to read more from me, you can find it in my pinned post: INDEX

[spoilerqueen]

KUNG FU PANDA X WUXIA

K guys, have an idea here and i need some feedback if you know anything about wuxia, Xianxia or just a single danmei, y'know how Kung fu panda is actually based completely on not only Chinese culture but heavily inspired by the wuxia genre as well? You can even see the resemblance on some things, the qi being just like spiritual energy than CAN be stolen, like what happened with kai on KFP 3, the wuxi finger is basically a forced qi deviation, the power that you can cultivate by training, the way that oogway literally ascended to a heavenly realm as a god after years of cultivating spiritual energy, like we only needed Po to bleed from his mouth and we have literally everything for it to be an actual wuxia/xianxia story, so i was thinking, why not make a fan comic of the story of the movies as an actual wuxia/xianxia with human characters and a bit more blood and exaggeration????

You may be thinking "why tf would you want to do that with a kids movie" or even just "why?"

And my answers are: because i love Chinese fantasy and kung fu panda so i want to combine them further, and for the second question i would like to say that just because i want to...but that's not the case my fellow internet people... It is because the human versions of the furious five that i always come across on Pinterest i hate with a passion 🕴🏻

Not to say anything bad about the artists skills or to bash their designs at all, but i would love it if people weren't so forgetful about the fact the furious five are you know... Chinese I feel like people isn't taking advantage of that culture at all

And not only Chinese, we're talking about historical periods of old china were no one was allowed to cut their hair or show skin below the neck

Like why would po wear a tiny shirt? Why would po be bald? Why would monkey be black? (It kinda rubs me the wrong way how some people make specifically monkey the only dark skinned character i think it reads racist ngl 🤨) Why would tigress have a pixie cut? Why would viper show so much skin when she's the daughter of a respectable warrior and would basically be very close to being a princess? Like- things like that are completely fine, nothing wrong to the vision they have on the characters, but to the neurodivergent hyperfixating me, the fact that no one overanalizes anything about this kids movie about a panda eating dumplings is outrageous, it's not them, it's me 😔✊🏻

SO

I've spent a few months organizing ideas on how i believe a more wuxia/Xianxia design of the characters would look like

I've been trying to keep the design closer to the animals they supposedly are but it's kinda hard (◎_◎;)

For Po i keept his body shape and decided a bun or any kind of high hairstyle would be ideal for him since he was a cook and still cooks a lot, a ponytail or half up hairstyle would get on his way a lot. I decided to give him vitiligo to mimic the panda spots on his original design, crashing his weight, height and skin to add the unique factor that was present on the movie by him being the only panda on the valley, He's the only one I've actually drawn yet but it is still in development

For tigress or however tf you spell it, English isn't my first language. I decided to go for a sharp and serious look

To keep it simple, I'll be giving her a light brown shade of hair, i want to avoid giving them vibrant hair colors but still having some nods to their color pallets on the movies, giving her an almost reddish light brown hair and mostly red and orange robes with black accents and accessories as well keeping her original outfit with a few changes. I wanted to give her a ponytail since i don't feel like she'd put all of her hair up; and instead of claws, she will have a variety of knives at her disposal for battle

Next, for viper, my favorite gal

I wanted to make her look significantly more elegant and younger that the rest of the five since, like i said, she is from a prestigious family, i wanted to accentuate how pampered a girl from a good family could look, i also decided to keep her ribbon dance plot, the only reason to why i gave her arms, since i love the idea of her fighting with her legs but that ribbon dance so i decided to give her congenital hand differences as her disability, turning the "her family uses fangs to attack and she was born without them" to "her family uses pressure points to attack and she was born with mostly dysfunctional fingers", this way she would still be considered an exceptional warrior with ribbons that she can control with her wrists and arms. I also want to give her a really really dark forest green colored hair :D

M O N K E Y

For monkey i wanted to go for a little more adult vibe as well as for mantis; i wanted to give him some scruffiness since he started out as a prankster until oogway found him...yeah that family friendly story isn't going to work, let's face it, monkey was living in the streets stealing what he could for fun, my man was a criminal and homeless, he wasn't a good person and even po said so while telling his story to the kids, so, I gave him a style that would resemble someone who once was carefree and from a low social position that still doesn't care much about material things, but cares enough to not disappoint or dishonor his masters. I will be giving him a more yellow and light brown wardrobe to resemble his colors on the movie and as for attack, he'll use a long cane like he sometimes does in the canon

Now for crane (≧∇≦)/

Crane is very simple to imagine as a human so there's not much i can say about his design other than the fans, i decided to give him a pair of fans as weapons, using them to cut down enemies as if they were blades and also to give him the stability to fly, since i won't take away his ability to fly as it is something common on wuxia and or xianxia stories, i like to think he is the only one who trained this flying technique by watching real disciples on temples he'd clean, but still needs his fans for stability and to be able to carry and support the weight of multiple people hanging onto him

LASTLY ~mantis~

The mature vibes~ i wanted to keep him looking a bit more like a warrior since that was his job before training under shifu's roof, he had a reputation and prestige, so i thought he might look a bit more professional; I'll also give him green robes but i haven't decided if he'd use a weapon or not 🤔 I'm also keeping him a short king

So, what do you guys think? Should i go more bold with the designs? Have any feedback or opinions? Because I'd love to hear it! (≧∇≦)/

I'm prepared for this post to flop so bad omg

[nevidika]

Some kind of year total?..

Jokes aside, it's my fav KFP ships list that nobody asked for. Time has passed, so the otps have changed. For some of them I have the comments with description. Also, I want to inform you that the list has rarepairs. Okie?.. Okie, let's go!

- Kai x Veruca aka VeruKai. The straight ship that stole my heart for the whole year! I know that they didn't ever meet, they totally don't know each other, but I can see how it can go. It's not just a "pure evil villains couple", it's a great story about two outcasts with a lot of crazy philosophy and they both are lonely and they both want to be loved, but they are very toxic- And they can find everything of it in each other. Maybe this relationship will be ruining, maybe; but it's the reason why they're cool to me. However, I suppose that one day they could create a healthy relationship.

- Jindiao x Shen aka JinShen/Shendiao/Evil Birbs. Another pair with two villains that should become abusive as well, but it happened partly. Also, they're literally a hot demon who wants to rule the world and a twisted lord heir, it's classic that you need to know. They both are psychos with big unhealthy energy, but I think they have "soft" moments sometimes.

- Colin x Luthera (Blade) aka Colithera/Colilade. I know how it looks, I know, I still can't believe I'm saying this, but please, let me explain! I find them attractive in s1 when they have a fight together where Blade shows her skills to Colin and he is surprised af. This has built the basement of the ship for me. However, s3 had happened and it was so bad. Why DW made Colin out of his character? I didn't mind that he could have some respect for Blade, but- Not in that way! I wish DW rewrote their slowburn (not only them, but the whole s3, please, it doesn't exist!).

- Klaus x Po aka KlausPo. However, the thing that s3 made well is them. Po was the only one who did some comfort to Klaus and Klaus opened up to Po about how much he missed Veruca and his past. The way how they protected each other, how Po worried about Klaus... They literally made the trope "from enemies to friends" and they could go for more steps, but for the beginning Klaus needed therapy.

- Mei Mei x Viper aka Meiper. Obviously short: they are dancers. Even though they are dancers, they are different to each other. Mei Mei being sassy and confident, Viper being tender and attentive. They totally can talk about smth in between and share own thoughts. I didn't know where to put them in the list, so, only here.

[giantgirlwithatinyheart]

how do you feel about the next kfp movie coming out with all the villains from previous movies

I thought KFP3 was the end of the story. I was surprised when DreamWorks announced that there'll be a 4th movie.

It's a great news for some fans who love the villains, but for me, honestly I'm not really into them so um... I feel nothing (Lord Shen is pretty cool though).

I personally want to see Tigress becomes the head of the Jade Palace (because Shifu retired or... 😢), more interactions between Po and the Five and even some Po x Tigress and Crane x Viper clips! However I guess these are not gonna happen.😔

[kungfu-panda-imagines]

Lord Shen with a high rank noble reader

@thethousandxx

Lord Shen x reader

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• Being related to a king from over 1,000 years ago gave you a lot of good in life as well as bad

• Although you weren’t a direct descendant, you’ve always been treated as if you had come from a family of rich royalty

• Everyone in Gongmen City treats you with great respect and to those who have never met you before, wanna meet you

• For example, when Lord Shen had dominated Gongmen City, word got out to him about you and after learning of your relations to a king, he knew that meant you were a noble individual and since you were just that, he knew you were ranked higher than him as a noble

• At first, Lord Shen thought he should hate you, or even despise you just for being ranked higher than him as a noble. But when you were brought to him by the wolves, he saw different and even had a change of heart and mind

• Up until the moment you were brought to him, Lord Shen only had plans to use you to his advantage, but there was something about you that got through to him and ever since, he did nothing but treat you like a queen, telling you that you deserve all the respect from everyone around you

• Lord Shen had not only treated you like a queen, but also as if you were on his side when you really weren’t

• Lord Shen knows you were one of the good guys and continuously carry the hope that he could convince you to convert, to trade sides

• But you weren’t budging

• “It’s just not in my blood. It’s not in my blood to let myself fall into your reign of darkness.” you’d say

• “We shall see.” he replied, almost with confidence

• In times ahead, you easily noticed that you were getting through to him in the way you wanted as he seemingly was less cold and you took that to your advantage

• You wanted to follow your own plan to either escape from his grasp, or until you have him fully see things in your perspective. It was a slow burning process, but you were getting there

• After about three months since you were brought to his palace, you could see you getting the better of him and thanks to that, Lord Shen was becoming as someone who is a pleasure to be around

• Soon enough, you’ve found yourself voluntarily going everywhere with him. Not by orders, but by your own free will, you were beginning to like him, believe it or not

• The more time spent together, the more you know each other and because you know so much about each other by now, Shen has become more open to you and trusted you enough to share bits and pieces of the darkest times in his past

• All you did was listen to him as he spoke any of it, now knowing he was once good and finding yourself trusting the peacock just as much as

• While you were wandering around looking for Lord Shen, you follow the sound of the soothsayers voice and as you peaked from behind, not wanting to give your presence away at that moment, you listen in a

• “Are you certain it is the panda who is a fool? You had just destroyed your ancestral homeshed, Shen.”

• “A trivial sacrifice, when all of China is my reward.”

• “The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.”

• “Why on earth would I do that?”

• It was at that point you made your presence known, with an answer of your own. Your answer doesn’t give the soothsayer the chance to give her response. With your response, you hope it would be the right answer. Which was that you agree with the soothsayer

• “Because it’s the right thing to do and you know it. It’s what I would do.”

• With this response, you know that you have Shen under your thumb as you see a change in his demeanor. You see it in his eyes that your response struck a nerve in him, you see that he was actually putting some thought into your words. You thought maybe he was truly considering to follow through what you would do

• “She’s really gotten to me.” Shen thought before letting out a sigh

• Not much longer after thinking exactly that, Shen turns to you and agrees

• No one could believe it, the fact that you’ve somehow gotten through to him enough to have him see that you were right about the dark path that he was choosing to follow, how it was not going to bring him any sense of peace from his troubled past

• After the madness had come to its end, Shen got to know more of you and your noble life

• Finding out you were not directly a descendant of a king from 1,000 years ago amazed him and that got you even more respect from him

• Even more so to learn that your family history acted out of genuine kindness, compassion, respect, and passion to help those in need instead of focusing on yourself or your reputation

• That part in your family is what inspired you to help Shen see the good in things rather than the negative, you helped him to have a change of heart and to come back to the light. You were proud of that accomplishment

• Beyond all else, you were proud to be who you are

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[totouchthcstars]

@roarunderpxpercuts || Po Ping & Phil cont. from x

.｡.:*☆ “I would not really mind living here for a while I guess…” Po mused, mostly to himself, scratching his chin as he talked. “However, I am missing my friends, Mantis, Tigres, and Viper, and the others….” Although, for all Po knew, they could already be here as well. Human, just like him, and he would not even know.

“Anyway - food! Like, no idea about you, but I have a hard time concentrating when my belly is all empty!” He pocked his stomach then as to underline his words. “All the noises it does make then make it hard to think straight.”

[cattonicdragon]

could you do mantis, tigress, viper, po, shen, tai lung, kai x a white peacock reader that can manipulate all forms of physics? For reference, the White Peacock Reader has the ability to manipulate all forms of physics regardless of laws. Other have sent you this type of question, so I am sending you this type of question. And I love your stuff too.

mantis,tigress,viper,po,shen,tai lung and kai x white peacock reader who can manipulate all forms of physics

I'm glad you like my stuff! And of course I can

Not been proof read yet I just wanted to post it 😭

Mantis

He finds you beauty and grace very admirable

You fight with such ferocity and grace it's almost unbelievable

He thinks that your powers are really cool but also really scary since they dont abide to any of the laws

Meaning you can do things that shouldn't physically be possible

Thinks that your some kind of God or something,maybe you've just been blessed by the gods

Not to much sparing,he fears that hell be crushed before he can even move

He asks to trace the patterns on your feathers(if you have any patterns)

He wonders if your tail can get in the way when fighting

Your fighting style is literally drop dead gorgeous

Saw you phase through a wall once,cant unsee it

Scary for in battle but very useful as an ally

He asks if you know why your white instead of the usually colours

Very curious about you

Your very mysterious

Tigress

She finds your beauty breath taking but remembers during battle not to be distracted

Shes curious of how you got your powers,did you learn them?,if so who was your master?,were you born with them?,does it run in your family?

Lots of questions

Training constantly

You've bested her more times then she cares to admit

She'll say that you cheated

Shes not saying that because she thinks you incapable,shes just saying that to try and mend her wounded pride

Her leg has phased through you and she lost the match because her brain practically stopped working for a minute or so

She likes to stay on your good side,mainly because she genuinely fears your powers

She believes that you can control them well but the things you can do,shouldn't be humanly/animaly possible

She likes to help clean your tail if you allow her

She wonders how you can fight with such a big tail

She fears fears what people will say when she tells them she lost a match to you,so you tell her that she can say you lost sometimes

She finds it scary and impressiv how much you can do,you can control things like the weather,solid matter etc.

She asks about your origins and if there may have been a particular reason as to why you were born as a white peacock with such immense power

Viper

brought to you by the same gif,again

As a previous ribbon dancer she likes to see the art in different peopls kung fu/fighting style,which meand she loved the way you fight

Such precision and beauty

She thinks your way to overpowerd

Like if you wanted to you could legit just walk on water

Dont like cold noodles?,ok lemme just,heat that up for u rq

She likes to stay relatively on your good side

She will ask to put flowers in your feathers,if you allow her to she will be ecstatic

Such a sweet heart

If you give her a feather as a gift of luck she may just pass out

If you have any patterns on your feathers she likes to trance them with her tail or just look at it

Shes scared to get priced by your sharp talons in battle/sparing

Loves your feathers

Shes curious to your feather colour being white but wont dig or think to deep about it

She just puts it down as being an unique quality of yours

Your tail can get annoying every so often

She likes how you input your tail into your fighting style

Po

Your white feathers give him a tad bit of PTSD

He find the way you fight majestical,almost as if hes watching a play

He likes your feather and asks how you keep them so clean

He would be very hesitant with you sometimes due to the fact you remind him of someone

He thinks white suits you

Hes very surprised,fascinated and intrigued apon finding out about your powers

Your powers are like nothing hes ever seen before and he loves it

He likes to have long training sessions with you to try find a weakspot

He wants you to try teach him

Even if you tell him it's your genes and not taught he will still ask,there no hurt in trying

Liked your tail but it is very big

He likes making noodles for you both and sitting under a tree on a rainy day,knowing that your the reason your both not drenched in water

He wonders how you obtained such power and wonders what It would be like going all on out dragon warrior against you

He gets distracted by your feather alot

If you were to ever give him a feather hed treat it like a treasure that needs to be protected at any cost

Likes to watch your methods of fighting because he wants to try doing it himself

Shen

Hes rather shocked apon learning that there another white peacock

And your very powerful

In some ways hes happy that theres another peacock since he wont feel as lonely being the only white one but then again he in some ways feels like that was a huge part of his character

Apon first meeting you he gets extremely defensive and accuses you of being an imposter,even though you never said a single thing

Has alot of curiosity about your powers

Shen will try test your limits and see if you just unleash your powers out of pure emotion,he has morbid curiosity

He likes to spar ALOT

He likes to talk to you about how he created the cannons aswell as what he did to get the result

Hes very clingy and will often hang around you

Should anyone speak bad about you if you dont handle it,he will gladly

He finds a sick kind of pleasure from having so powerfull by his side

He throws firework shows for you

If you are good with close combat he will get a custom commissioned weapon of your choice for you

Tai lung

Although he finds your white feathers beautiful he also feels threatened

The pure reason for this is power

Hes been a star student for so long,the best of the best and you show up and have more power than him

Hes very stand off ish at first

He warms up to you eventually,its just a case of him getting there

He comes to find the brutality and accuracy of your fighting method

He trains with you at any given chance,hes not afraid to fight someone stronger than him and he will most likely go in blind,refusing to learn anything from his opponent

He asks if your methods can be taught and is a bit sulky if it cant

Hes not going to underestimate you by a long shot,hes more likely to overestimate you

He finds you feathers pretty and can momentarily find himself losing focus in training

If you gave him a feather he'd treat it as if it were his life sorce

He believes that when he achieves the dragon scroll you two will finally be even

Kai

Other than oogway he hasnt seen such powerful chi before

Nor has he seen the types of power you weild

Your a mystery at first,a mysterious white peacock shows up one day and has practically limitless power?

Hes going to be after your chi,no doubts

After awhile it's much like having a frenemy

"Still havnt given up your chi,(name)?""still havnt defeated oogway,kai?"

Its can go back and forth like this for a very long time,which it usually ends with you slipping through solid matter to escape

It gets to the point whether hes unsure if he still wants to take your chi

It would give him so much raw power but hes grown...fond of you

Which he hates to admit and probally wont

Once you become acquaintances tho it will turn into sparring seasons often

He brings his jombies out every so often to spice things up

He likes how smoothly you execute your kung fu moves/attacks

However in the end he still technically got what he wanted,just differently

[darkcrowprincess]

Tigress after the events of kung fu panda 2: i’m this close to falling in love with Po.

Viper: your fingertips are touching.

Tigress internally freaking out about it: exactly.

[tat-moved]

The idea about names of KFP ships

I was inspired by one post with Genshin's ships names, so, I decided to do smth with KFP ones. Also, a warning that the list has some spicy ships. Let's go!

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Po x Luthera (Pothera/LuthePo) - Dragonknightshipping Po is the Dragon Warrior, Luthera is a Knight + the formule is canon and explained in s2

Po x Veruca (Poruca/VeruPo) - Controversialblossomshipping They make each other blossom in different ways

Klaus x Veruca (Klaruca/Dumontcest) - Sectantmageshipping It's interesting that in one of translations their clan was interpreted as sectants, so I use this as a reason

Kai x Veruca (Kairuca/VeruKai) - Revengeshipping Both of them want to do revenge for own reasons

Luthera x Veruca (Lutheruca/Veruthera) - Hatecycleshipping It's due to everytime chasing and the whole concept of their hatred to each other

Alfred x Veruca (Alfruca) - Metalflowershipping Veruca used her powers to take Alfred's sword to kill him (oops...)

Kai x Oogway (Kaiway) - Historygeneralshipping They share own story in the past and they are ex-generals

Kai x Tigress (Kaigress) - Gloomshipping I think they have some similarities in their behaviours as they're near the border of darkness

Kai x Tai Lung (KaiLung) - Commonevilshipping They both were banished by Oogway and that was why they were evil af

Monkey x Tigress (Mongress) - Strongbindingshipping There were a lot of moments that they share together such as looks at each other as they have stronger connection than with others

Crane x Viper (Criper) - Serpentinebirdieshipping Easy, it's a species separation

Colin x Luthera (Colithera) - Realfakeshipping Colin is a real knight, while Luthera is a fake one, heh

Tigress x Viper (Vipress) - Softhardcoreshipping Easy as well, Tigress is hardcore, while Viper is a soft person

Po x Viper (ViPo) - Tangledjoyshipping They are cinnamon rolls and sweethearts + Viper is a snake who can tangle Po easily

Po x Song (SongPo) - Musicfightershipping Po is a flute player, while Song is a dancer + both are fighters

Po x Klaus (KlausPo) - Greenparallelshipping They share the green color and sometimes Po is paralled to Klaus

Kai x Klaus (KaiKlaus/KlausKai) - Sorrowshipping In another universe Kai can feel sorry for Klaus, since Kai knows what is the betrayal

Shen x Tigress (Shengress) - Fireshipping Shen uses cannons, while Tigress feels like a fire itself

Shen x Veruca (VeruShen) - Genialevilshipping They both are evil and abusive af

[marioandsonicfangirl793-art]

Another set of humanized Kung Fu Panda arts… ❤️