#pm666 bday challenge

[pinknerdpanda]

This Means War - Part 1

Word Count: 537

Characters: Reader, Bucky, Sam, Steve, Natasha

Pairing: Reader x ??

Warnings: Shenanigans, Language, Bickering Bucky and Sam, Sexual Innuendo

Beta’d by @shy-violet-soul​ - thank you so much, love!

Summary: Sam and Bucky have been battling for Y/N’s affections since they met. How will they fare when she sets a bit of friendly competition to pick the best suitor?

A/N: Hi y’all! @princessmisery666 and I have been cooking up a little something something and we are ready to share it with you. We co-wrote this little mini series and we will be taking turns posting chapters daily until it’s finished. WE’ll be tagging our own taglists on each chapter, but if you’re not on there and you want to be tagged in future installments, send one of us an ask. 

This was written for @princessmisery666‘s Triple Celebration Challenge. Our prompts were “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” “Don’t be so dramatic.” and  “Did you just lick me?” and will be bolded when used. Also my co-creator made the bomb-ass title card. Thanks babes! This has been a blast to work on with you!

This Means War

Part 1

Maybe it was a little cruel. Maybe it was what they both deserved. Ever since Y/N had been introduced to the Avengers, Sam and Bucky had both hit on her. She’d turned them both down for various reasons that she never elaborated on, though they’d never asked. But they were nothing if not persistent and it had been quiet lately. So why not have a little fun? 

Sam had made a suggestive comment over breakfast, he had something better than coffee that could wake her up. Bucky had countered it with “and when that thirty seconds is over you could come to me for a proper wake up call.” 

Cue eye roll. 

Then they’d both purposely joined her in the gym, stood in her eyeline while they tried to out flex each other without actually starting a real workout so she decided to have a little fun.

“You two are never going to give up, are you?” She asked mopping the sweat from her forehead and neck as she approached them by the weights. 

Bucky grinned, “Nope.” 

“Hell no,” said Sam.

“Wow you two actually agreed on something?” She gasped faking shock, “Did hell just freeze over?”

They both chuckled, flashing their most endearing smiles and she couldn’t help but laugh. 

“What are you up to today, doll?” Bucky questioned.

“Well, I figured I would take advantage of the downtime around here and maybe get a few things done,” she shrugged.

Sam rushed to drop his kettlebell and stepped forward. 

“I’ll help you,” he beamed, crossing his massive arms across his chest.

Y/N opened her mouth, but an almighty crash cut her off. She glanced to see Bucky practically tackling the Falcon in an effort to get around him. Sam groaned as Bucky shoved his right elbow into the other man’s stomach.

“Or if you’d rather have a real man at your beck and call, I’d be happy to volunteer my services,” Bucky smirked, reaching backward to smack an approaching Sam.

Maybe it was a little cruel. Maybe just a little, but at some point this insanity had to stop. And you know what they say about two birds and one stone. Except Y/n didn’t have two birds. What she did have was one bird, a super soldier, a list of chores and a massive boulder of an idea.

“Actually, gentlemen. I have a proposal for you,” she smiled seductively before quirking a brow, “for both of you.”

Confusion danced across both men’s faces as they shared a look of incredulity. Bucky’s ears took on a peculiar shade of red as he looked back at Y/n, while Sam opened and closed his mouth a few times.

Bucky coughed. “B-b-both of us?” He scratched harshly at the back of his head, his eyes darting toward Sam.

Y/n grinned, holding back a giggle at their discomfort. “Yes. Both of you. I just need to take a quick shower before we discuss the...details.” 

Sam swallowed loudly as Bucky’s eyes grew wide.

“Why don’t you two meet me in my room in an hour,” she cooed, backing away from them towards the door. “Then we can get right down to business.”

Read Part 2 HERE

Like what you see? Want more? My SPN Masterlist is here, and MCU is here. Thanks for reading! :)

FYI I’ve updated my tag list, so if you don’t see your name below and want to, send me an ask. Weirdos are for everything, Heroes is MCU and Hunters is for SPN.

Weirdos: 

@hannahindie @amanda-teaches @ellen-reincarnated1967 @feelmyroarrrr @masksandtruths @princessmisery666  @jamielea81 @foxyjwls007 @becs-bunker @super100012 @shy-violet-soul @emoryhemsworth​

Heroes:

@arrowsandmixtapes​ @bethbabybaby​

[princessmisery666]

Triple celebration (multiple fandoms + don’t have to be a writer/artist).

I’ve just surpassed 350 followers (thank you all), I share my birthday with the wonderful Sam Winchester and @fandom-princess-forevermore (May 2nd) AND my blog will be a year old on 17th May 2020. So a triple celebration 🥂. 

I wanted to run a challenge / have some fun and I know it’s not quite February yet but for this to work, I think the more time you have the better. 

But here’s the twist...

We all know Sam is such a wonderful and caring person, who likes to help people, in honour of this I thought it would be fun to mix it up so you have to collaborate with someone else.

Co-write a fic with a fellow writer, two artists create a mood board/aesthetic together, writers ask an artist to create a mood board/aesthetic/banner/draw a pic for your fic, artists ask a writer to create a fic/drabble/one-shot based on whatever you create (you get the point.)

If you’re not a writer/artist you can still get involved! Keep reading after the prompts.  

Guidelines (cause no one likes rules):

You don’t have to join forces with someone else. I just thought it would be nice to make new/work with friends. A bit of teamwork.

Fandoms I’m interested in: Supernatural, Marvel, The Walking Dead, The Witcher, Sons Of Anarchy, Power, Chicago Fire/PD, Suits, Strike Back, Lucifer, Teen Wolf. And the actors involved.  

FYI bonus points for: Sam Winchester/Jared Padalecki, Sam Wilson/Anthony Mackie, Erik ‘Kilmonger’ Stevens/Michael B Jordan, and Geralt/Henry Cavill.

NOTE: Marvel related - I won’t read Tony Stark fics. He can be a supporting character but I won’t read anything that is centred around him. Sorry. I have a reason for this that I’m happy to discuss but it’s a bit dark and this is supposed to be fun.😉

You can choose more than one prompt, combine them, tweak them, and more than one person can choose the same prompt(s).

You don’t have to ‘use’ the prompt in your work - the story/art can be based around it

Can be fluff, smut, angst, kinks, crack, A/B/O, AU’s whatever floats your boat. Dark themes welcome.

Any and ALL trigger warnings must be highlighted. I’ll step out of my comfort zone and read anything - except Tony Stark, paedophilia, necrophilia and scat play (don’t look it up).

Any and all ships welcome.

Can be reader insert, 1st/3rd person, OC or character’s POV. Whatever you prefer. 

Can be any length you like but PLEASE use a ‘keep reading’ line for long posts or fics over 500 words.

You don’t have to be following me.

Send me an ASK with the prompt category title and number (example - Song 3.) to let me know which prompt you’d like so I can mark them off as we go. I will try to keep an eye on replies and reblogs but please send an ask if I don’t reply directly to you.

End date will be 30th April so I can post a master list on my birthday (2nd May). Feel free to post before or after though.Totally flexible

I will send you an individual reminder 1st April.

Use the tags #PM666 Bday Fun and #Sam Winchester Bday Challenge and don’t forget to tag me in your work.

Would appreciate a reblog to spread the word.

I will follow anyone who participates.

Most importantly, HAVE FUN!

As I will be 34 and Sam Winchester will be 37, I decided to meet in the middle and do 35 prompts. 5 prompts per category.

Songs (use the whole song, one line, just the title etc.):

1. In The Dark - Bring Me The Horizon - “Don’t swear to god he never asked you / It’s not his heart you drove a knife through.”

2. Frustrations - MiC Lowry - “Every night tastes the same, ain't no liquor as strong as you / But what's keeping me sane is the things that you're doing / You are sending dirty pictures in your new car / Make a brother wanna take it too far, you are, / You're gonna get it, baby / We can, we can get a ticket for the weekend / Change it up and stay until the week ends / Can't wait to take all my frustrations out on you.”

3. You Make Me Wanna - Usher - “You make me wanna leave the one I'm with / Start a new relationship with you / This is what you do / I think about a ring and all the things that come along with it.”

@clarinette07 + @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog & dialogue prompt#3

4. Ocean Drive - Duke Demont - “Don't say a word while we dance with the devil / You brought the fire to a world so cold / We're out of time on the highway to never / Hold on (hold on), hold on (hold on).”

5. Hurricane - Thirty Seconds To Mars - “No matter how many times that you told me you wanted to leave / No matter how many breaths that you took, you still couldn't breathe / No matter how many nights that you lie wide awake to the sound of the poison rain / Where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? / Tell me would you kill to save a life? / Tell me would you kill to prove you're right? / Crash, crash, burn let it all burn / This hurricane's chasing us all underground.

@deanwinchesterswitch + @cleighwrites & dialogue prompt#1

Quotes from Movies or TV Shows:

1. Person A: Hope is not a strategy. Person B: *laughs* You must be new. - Mission Impossible - Fallout

2. “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” – Sons Of Anarchy

@firefly-in-darkness + @negans-lucille-tblr

@manawhaat + @samsexualdeancurious Geralt fic & mood board (& title prompt#5)

@slytherkins + @risingphoenix761

3. “I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble.” - The Hunger Games

4. “It's when you're acting selfishly that you are at your bravest.” - Divergent

5. “I am not in danger. I am the danger.” - Breaking Bad

@technically-a-little-dragon + @celestial-irondad (Bucky & Peter Parker brotp)

Random Things:

1. Bed shopping 2. Unwanted gift 3. Getting a tattoo/piercing. 4. Beanbag 5. Building Lego

Random Titles:

(I used this website for all except number 1)

1. Mercedes, Money and Monday’s.  2. The Burden Of Hope 3. Left For Revenge.  4. Clue Of The Absent Pendant 5. Sword Of Glass

@manawhaat + @samsexualdeancurious Geralt fic & mood board (& Quote prompt#2)

Locations:

1. Desert  2. Woods 3. Nightclub 4. Waterfall 5. Parking Lot

@firefly-in-darkness + @the-minus-four 

Dialogue Prompts

1. “How do you go out to get (insert something here) and end up getting arrested?”

@deanwinchesterswitch + @cleighwrites & song prompt#5

2. “I love you.” “I love you too, but I don’t know if it’s enough.” 3. “We’re not meant to be together, I see that now. But we are supposed to be family.”

@clarinette07 + @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog & song prompt#3

4. “Did you just lick me?”

@pinknerdpanda + me & dialogue prompt #5

5. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” “Don’t be so dramatic.”

@pinknerdpanda + me & dialogue prompt #4

Tag Lines (from TV shows or movies):  

1. The worst monsters are the ones we create - The Witcher

@peridottea91 fanart for SPN (maybe a fic)

2. After a night they can’t remember comes a day they’ll never forget - Dude, Where’s My Car

3. Part Of The Journey Is The End - Avengers: Endgame

4. Fear Is A Luxury - Supernatural

5. Brutal. Ruthless. Deadly... And they're the good guys - Strike Back.

Come on, you know you want to play - Go on send that ASK

Non-writers/artists

From the fandoms listed in the guidelines, tell me your favourite:

Character and why.

Episode/Season and why.

Movie and why.

What do you wish the writers had done differently?

If you could “fix/change” one thing about a show/movie what would it be and why?

Or anything else you would like to get off your chest 😜

Write it in a word doc / google doc and Submit. Or write a post and tag me in it and use the tags in the guidelines.

[princessmisery666]

@clarinette07 and @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog

Firstly, let me apologise, the tag for this only came through to me moments ago but I can see it was posted back in May!! I’m so sorry! Dumblr sucks!!

Secondly, thank you for taking part in my challenge. I will add this to the masterlist now.

Thirdly, this was so good. I was so caught up in it, I was all heart eyed 😍 with Sam’s confession and was like “Nooooo!” When they got interrupted!! The angst was 👌🏻, Sam was so in character, and the prompts were used perfectly!!

He’s my past, you’re my present and future.

Hey everyone! I hope everyone is doing well, considering the world right now, and that your being safe. @clarinette07 brought this challenge to my attention, and I just had to jump on it. This challenge was started by @princessmisery666 as here Triple Celebration Challenge! Having two creators work together, meshing there writing styles together, a very cool concept.

@clarinette07 and I decide on that our prompts were: the Song You Make Me Wanna by Usher and the dialogue “We’re not meant to be together, I see that now. But we are supposed to be family.”

Synopsis: reader has a thing for Dean and one night they act on their feelings, but the next day things take a turn and the reader’s world is all turn around. A year later and a whole new life, the reader is back in that same town and same motel room she was with Dean, but now she has another Winchester after her heart. What is a girl to do, follow her heart from the past or her present?

Reader X Dean, Reader X Sam. Mentions of lost, heartbreak, flirting, mentions of sex but nothing graphic. Also it is a long story, 5,000+ words but its worth it.

I do hope you like what @clarinette07 and I came up with. If you do, please like and reblog the story, and give @clarinette07 and myself a follow if your incline. But Please do not post as your own work!

Thanks!

Love~

Keep reading

[deanwinchesterswitch]

Collab Challenge Aesthetic

Created this for @cleighwrites​ as part of @princessmisery666​‘s Sam Winchester Birthday Challenge.

Let It All Burn by @cleighwrites​

[princessmisery666]

Triple Celebration Master List

Here’s the master list for the triple celebration challenge I’m hosting. The challenge is still running if you want to join in. I will update the master list as and when I receive submissions so there’s no fixed completion date. 

Thank you so much to each and every one of you who have taken part so far. 

Without further ado...

Let It All Burn - Supernatural fic by @cleighwrites and aesthetic by @deanwinchesterswitch

Summary - Sam deals with the aftermath of coming face-to-face with the demon that killed his mother and failing to take it out. Prompt: Hurricane by Thirty Seconds To Mars. 

The Way It Was - Marvel fic by @firefly-in-darkness and @negans-lucille-tblr

Summary: Steve and Y/N are in a loving relationship but her mind keeps going back to the times she was Bucky’s. When they were a dirty little secret. Prompt: “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.”

Sword Of Glass - The Witcher fic by @manawhaat and title card by Me!

Summary: Geralt trains the reader. Prompt(s): “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” & Title Sword Of Glass.

This Means War - Marvel fic by @pinknerdpanda and Me!

Summary: Sam and Bucky have been battling for Y/N’s affections since they met. How will they fare when she sets a bit of friendly competition to pick the best suitor? Prompt(s): “Did you just lick me?” & “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” “Don’t be so dramatic.”

Breaking Bad - Marvel fic by @celestial-irondad​

Summary: Peter Parker and Bucky head to a Hydra base to look for captive and it doesn’t quite go to plan. Can the Winter Soldier save Spider-Man before it’s too late? Prompt(s): “I am not in danger, I am the danger,”

He’s My Past, You’re My Present and Future - SPN Fic by @clarinette07​ and @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog​

Summary: reader has a thing for Dean and one night they act on their feelings, but the next day things take a turn and the reader’s world is all turn around. A year later and a whole new life, the reader is back in that same town and same motel room she was with Dean, but now she has another Winchester after her heart. What is a girl to do, follow her heart from the past or her present? Prompts: You Make Me Wanna by Usher & “We’re not meant to be together, I see that now. But we are supposed to be family.”

[princessmisery666]

Collaborating with @pinknerdpanda for my Triple Celebration is so much fun!!

The fic is fun, not a smidge of angst in sight (yet)!!

Sam and Bucky are competing for a date with Y/N an she’s certainly making them work for it!! 😉

[princessmisery666]

Day 86/366 Becca’s Reblog Challenge

Smangst at its finest!! Steve and Bucky, gave me all the feels!! Horny, sad, happy, fluffy, cute and a little heartbreaking!! 😉

Thank you both, @negans-lucille-tblr and @firefly-in-darkness for taking part in my challenge and writing an awesome fic!!

The Way That It Was

Collaboration: The beautiful Bee - @negans-lucille-tblr​

Characters: Y/N & Steve Rogers, Y/N & Bucky Barnes (past)

Prompt:  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” - shown in bold.

Summary: Steve and Y/N are in a loving relationship but her mind keeps going back to the times she was Bucky’s. When they were a dirty little secret.

Word Count: 2.8k

Warnings: 18+, Smut, Swearing, Angst, Smangst…

A/N: This is for the amazing Stacey’s Birthday Challenge! @princessmisery666​​ where we had to collab with a prompt. It was so much fun working with Bee, and it was nice to get real smutty and angsty together!!

Firefly’s Library & Masterlist

The bed dipped behind you, the warmth of the man that curled up beside you radiated into your back, heating up your naked body. Your smile grew, your favourite soldier had returned from his mission on the other side of the globe. With a quick shuffle, you faced the gorgeous blonde, his slightly damp hair and naked torso made your breath hitch and arousal bloom.

“Hey, sweetheart.” Steve softly whispered and wrapped his arms around your waist.

You nuzzled yourself into his neck, pressing light kisses to his collarbone. His arms tightened around you, pulling you closer and moulding you to his impressive physique. The sweet scent of vanilla filled your nose, clouding your mind of everything but him.

Musk. Bucky always smelled like this deep woody musk, that sort of smoky burning firewood smell. It was so rich and thick and every time you caught the scent of it on the bedsheets or in his hair it would make you close your eyes for a moment. 

Continue here…

[princessmisery666]

Triple Celebration Challenge Reminders

So I’m a day later than I intended to send reminders but hey at least I remembered. 

I have listed your prompts below the cut and just a polite reminder I will be creating a master list on 30th April ready to post on my birthday 2nd May. 

But I will add any I receive after this date so there is no deadline. 😁🥰

Thank you to @deanwinchesterswitch​ + @cleighwrites​ and @firefly-in-darkness​ + @negans-lucille-tblr​ for your submissions these are on the list ready to be added !!

Original challenge post for anyone who wants to know more - here. 

@clarinette07​ + @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog​

Song -  You Make Me Wanna - Usher - “You make me wanna leave the one I’m with / Start a new relationship with you / This is what you do / I think about a ring and all the things that come along with it.”

Dialogue - “We’re not meant to be together, I see that now. But we are supposed to be family.”

@manawhaat​ + @samsexualdeancurious​

Tv Quote -  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” 

Random Title - Sword Of Glass

@slytherkins​ + @risingphoenix761​

Tv Quote -  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.”

@technically-a-little-dragon​ + @celestial-irondad​ 

Tv Quote -  “I am not in danger. I am the danger.”

@firefly-in-darkness​ + @the-minus-four​

Random Location - Parking Lot

@pinknerdpanda​ + @princessmisery666​ (myself lol)

Dialogue - “Did you just lick me” + “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” “Don’t be so dramatic.” 

@peridottea91​ 

Tag Line - The worst monsters are the ones we create

[princessmisery666]

Multi-Fandom Challenge Reminder

50 days to go! @ Anyone who wants to join, there’s still time and 35 prompts!

Challenge Info - original post. 

The end date for submissions is totally flexible and can post before! 

I will, however, be creating a master list 30th April ready to post on my birthday (2nd May). 

Below the cut is a reminder to those of you already signed up and the prompts you chose.

Also, I’m stuck in limbo and not actively working on anything so I’m free to team up with someone 😘😜

@clarinette07​ + @hazel-eye-coffee-shop-girl-blog​ 

Song - You Make Me Wanna by Usher - “You make me wanna leave the one I’m with / Start a new relationship with you / This is what you do / I think about a ring and all the things that come along with it.”

Dialogue - “We’re not meant to be together, I see that now. But we are supposed to be family.”

@deanwinchesterswitch​ + @cleighwrites​

Song - Hurricane by Thirty Seconds To Mars - “No matter how many times that you told me you wanted to leave / No matter how many breaths that you took, you still couldn’t breathe / No matter how many nights that you lie wide awake to the sound of the poison rain / Where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? / Tell me would you kill to save a life? / Tell me would you kill to prove you’re right? / Crash, crash, burn let it all burn / This hurricane’s chasing us all underground.

Dialogue - “How do you go out to get (insert something here) and end up getting arrested?”

@firefly-in-darkness + @negans-lucille-tblr​

Movie Or Tv Quote -  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” – from Sons Of Anarchy.

@manawhaat​ + @samsexualdeancurious​ 

Movie Or Tv Quote -  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” – from Sons Of Anarchy.

Random Title - Sword Of Glass

@slytherkins​ + @risingphoenix761​

Movie Or Tv Quote -  “You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” – from Sons Of Anarchy.

@firefly-in-darkness​ + @the-minus-four​

Random Location - Parking Lot

@peridottea91​

Movie or TV Tag Line - The worst monsters are the ones we create - from The Witcher.

[princessmisery666]

Hi, I'd like to sign up for for your triple challenge thingy :D I'm gonna write some Geralt and use Quote 2- "You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behaviour. You can’t have it both ways.” and might possibly use Title 5- Sword of Glass. And @samsexualdeancurious is gonna do a moodboard type deal based on whatever I end up writing. Thanks for this cool little challenge/celebration and congrats and happy early birthday!

Oooooo I’m so excited. Thank you @manawhaat and @samsexualdeancurious (awesome name btw) for taking part.

I’m already drooling at the thought of Geralt!! 🤤

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[princessmisery666]

Hey there. @cleighwrites and I would like dialogue prompt #1. And song prompt #5 - Hurricane as a back up. Or a second one if you let us. :)

Yes!!! @deanwinchesterswitch + @cleighwrites 😁 ooooo please do both!! Hurricane is one of all time favourite songs!!

Also side note: Shannon Leto is definitely a kink of mine too!!

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[princessmisery666]

Hello an anon follower told me you were running a collab challenge of some sort, and said I should check it out. Can you point me towards details of this challenge please?

Hey @dmsilvisart of course. Also thanks Nonnie 😘

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[princessmisery666]

Hey yooooooouuuuuu! 💙💜💙💜 So I'm definitely gonna do your triple threat challenge thingy. But I'm gonna shake things up a bit... So I'd like to do the prompt "the worst monsters are the ones we create" (Witcher) but I'm gonna do it in Spn. Also, I'm gonna do a fanart thingy!!! I might write something as well but I really wanna do a fanart piece for this if that's ok??

😃

My first one!! Thank you @peridottea91 !!

You can do whatever you like babe. 😘 just as long as you have fun.

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[princessmisery666]

PS. my phone is downstairs so I'm gonna be MIA... (again). so SoA, and I wanna collab with my other fave gal Bee... if she'll have me...

Hell yeah you can @firefly-in-darkness !! @negans-lucille-tblr do you take Daisy to be your challenge buddy? To fic and to smut? For angst or fluff? Until the challenge ends 😉

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[manawhaat]

Sword of Glass

Title: Sword of Glass

Characters: Geralt x Reader, Roach. 

Prompt: Size Difference square fill for @thewitcherbingo​ and quote #2/title prompt#5 for @princessmisery666​ triple celebration challenge.  

Warnings: Canon violence, sword fighting/training, embarrassment, size difference, implied smut.

Word Count: 2k

A/N: Thank you @dancingdin and @sebbytrash for looking this over for me. This is my first Witcher fic and I chose to combine my bingo square with Stacey’s challenge. I’ve added a moodboard below, and Stacey was kind enough to make the title card above :)  Thanks for reading!

“I’m not a teacher,” he says, back turning as you chase after him on unstable legs.

“Please! That wasn’t the first monster I’ve come across and no one else can prepare me the way you might.”

Flashbacks of the witch you’d encountered as a child send a shiver up your spine, and the stench of the dead werewolf slain in the wood behind you only adds to your desperation.  

“I can pay you,” you plea. “Five-hundred gold…” The tall, imposing Witcher stops in his tracks and you rush out. “I have lodging and food, for you and your horse. However long it takes, you’ll both be cared for. In whatever way you need,” you add for good measure. The thought of prostitution has always filled your mouth with bile, and you shudder against the rising of it in your throat as the words hang in the frozen air.

Golden eyes meet yours and silence ensues, snow falling and disappearing into his white hair. “Are you sure you’re ready for it?” The gruffness in his voice and his towering advance into your personal space almost make you second guess your decision and your offer. Cold dread steals your voice and torments you with memories passed. No matter what this Witcher may put you through, you refuse to be weak any longer. You can’t be. You won’t survive if chaos should strike your life again.

Standing straight, you steady your voice. “I am.”

A month later the snowy air creates a cloud around the heat of the word ‘fuck’ as you grumble it out, deep and with feeling. Golden eyes pin you, push you down further into the icy ground at your back. Beneath his thick hands, your body shakes and every ragged breath has the steel sword against your throat threatening to break skin.

“You keep saying you want to change things, but you keep repeating old behavior. You can’t have it both ways. There’s no way to fight for your future while still living in the past.”

It’s the most he’s ever said to you at once and something about the tone of sincerity tells you it’s a lesson he had to learn, once, too. His voice carries such depth, and there’s something in his eyes and on his face as he hovers above you that makes you wonder if witchers do feel, after all.

Your body is relieved of his weight and his hand stretches out to help you to stand. Sword easily swinging in his grip, you let out a huff and prepare yourself for the next spar.

“Learn from your mistakes, Y/n,” he warns, getting into position before rushing you.

When your day of training comes to an end, your supper stew simmers over the fire and you’re given just enough time to slip out to the cozy barn and care for your other guest. She neighs in delight at the grain and apples you have for her feed, and before you know it your voice is spilling into the barn.

“Is he always so quiet?”

Roach snorts and shifts on her feet as you brush her coat. She’s a sweet horse and she seems happy and comfortable in the barn. Thinking back on your deal, you’re pretty sure this was the draw that made Geralt agree to train you. The promise of money, food, shelter, and ‘anything else’ were good offers. At first, you’d worried about him. A man starved of human contact, of a woman’s touch. He’d surprised you with his distance and over time, your offer of a safe, comfortable place for Roach seemed more and more like the one thing he couldn’t pass up.

“It must be a lonely life for the two of you… always on the road.” You smile and Roach almost nods. “I bet he talks to you, doesn’t he? Tells you all of those secrets he keeps.”

“She’s a good listener.”

The timbre startles you, but you relax at the casual posture Geralt displays, strong body leaned up against the stable doorway.

“She’s not the only one,” you offer, quietly celebrating the victory when your statement draws a smile to his lips.

“Perhaps another time. I’ve seen deer in the wood nearby. Supper’s nearly ready, but we could use the meat for the coming days.”

You nod in agreement and like that, he’s gone, leaving you to fight back the rogue flutter of hope that’s filled your empty belly.

It’s well into night when Geralt returns to your door, hands and clothes dotted with blood and dirt.

“Here,” you say when you notice him lingering in the doorway, “I’ve drawn you a bath. I figured you’d need it after the last week of training… and the deer.”

He tips a thankful smile in your direction, carefully removing his boots and shirt before following you behind the thin cloth you’ve set up to give him the privacy he needs to bathe.

While he bathes you tend to the deer and cook a portion of it, saving the rest for the coming week, and upon re-entering the cottage, a low hum meets your ears. A smile curls your lips at the thought of the Witcher singing to himself while he thinks he’s alone, and you keep yourself from joining the tune so you can hear him for just a little longer. 

Catching a glimpse of him through the two sheets that make up the curtain, Geralt is relaxed in the warm water. His arms drape both sides of the basin and his head is tipped back with a calm smile on his mouth. He’s so large he takes up most of it just sitting down. He’s uncovered from the navel up, and you admire the scars and muscles you can see.

His song finishes and he rubs his hands through his hair to pull it back loosely before standing. Water cascades down his body back into the basin and you’re left in awe at the size of him on display. It’s hard to stop your wandering eyes as you take him in, and a gasp betrays you when your gaze lingers between his legs.  

Golden eyes lock with yours through the gap in the cloth and your face fills with heat. He doesn’t say anything, simply hums as he gently pulls a linen to his body and turns out of your line of sight.

Rushing outside, the cool air does nothing to quell the burn that’s filled your blood and you can’t get his image out of your eyes, not even when they’re scrunched shut tight.

“Have you eaten?”

His voice makes you leap in surprise and fumble over your words as he stands in the doorway, now fully clothed.

“Ha-have I? N-no. I haven’t eaten,” you splutter out. Eyes darting to the ground, you say meekly, “I thought it rude to start without you.”

He smirks at that, but tames the expression before you can see it. “Let’s eat.”

Geralt follows you inside and as you hand him a bowl of stew, the small brush of his hands against yours sends a jolt through you. He wears thanks in his eyes, and you avert your gaze for the rest of the evening. Only when you’re sure he’s not looking do you dare to observe him once more. Truly observe him. The size of his hands around the bowl, the heft of his arms and the width of his shoulders strained against the shirt they’re wrapped in.

That night sleep evades you. Every time your eyes close you’re met with Geralt standing in the washing basin, bare as a babe but larger than any man you’ve ever seen. When sleep does come dreams fill your mind and it’s him you see, every part of him pressed to you, firm and unyielding.

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A fortnight later Geralt wakes earlier than normal. His weary eyes search for your sleeping form as they always do, but your bed at the other end of the cottage is empty. He stands slowly and when he steps outside, he finds you practicing at the edge of the nearby wood.

You move on your feet, dance and turn, sparring a sturdy tree that’s helpless to your blade. Geralt admires you, your tenacity and dedication, and the smallness of your frame. Nearly everyone he meets is smaller than he is, but the way his sword fits in your hand only accents your size even more.

Turning away from the tree, you slash and thrust your sword out, but the metal is not met with air as you’d expected it would be. Geralt is on the other end, his silver sword blocking your practiced blow. Heart leaping into your throat, he doesn’t give you time to collect yourself. Mighty fists wield silver against you and you’re forced to block the blow or take the damage.

The two of you dance in the sunrise snow, metal clanging and harsh breaths and grunts exchanged. Everything Geralt has taught you leads you to victory, but when you finally have him drawn he reaches out and turns the fight to bare hands. Your sword skids through the snow as you work to push him off, using your smallness against his size. You’ve grown strong over the past months, but his brute is simply too much. 

Thick arms catch you and pin you unnaturally against a tree, and it’s while he holds you there, body pressed firmly to you as you struggle, that you feel his arousal against you. At the way you gasp and press yourself back into him, he presses and grinds his hips into your lower back, huffing a shuddering breath against your ear.

“Do you yield?”

Sap sticks thickly to your temple and hairline. The bark is rough, cold, and bites into you as he twists your arm and fists your hair. His weight and the tree stifle your breath, and you bite back a groan at the scrape of his teeth against the back of your neck.

“Yield,” he commands, voice rasped with lust. The husk of it pairs with his heavy breaths, flirts with yours, and his grip on you loosens.

Geralt’s upper lip bursts open against the back of your head when you thrust it back and twist an arm free. Using the tree as leverage, you push off and fight,soon earning a proper victory.

“Do you yield, witcher?”

Geralt lays pinned beneath you, your dagger pressed to his throat. When he remains silent, a thin but promising line of blood forms on the blade and his skin.

He grins up at you, breathless and proud. “I am at your mercy, my lady,” he hums, lacing lust into his words and eyes.

His brute and size dawn on you again, and before your brain can relish the victory of overthrowing him, your body is responding to his. Mouths crashing together, the faint tang of blood seeps onto your tongue. A mess of limbs and passion leave a trail of snowy clothes from your battle ground to your bed.

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“I fear I’ll miss you when you’ve gone, Geralt,” you admit when the thrill of your orgasms have faded.

A hum is all he gives, but his fingers remain twined with yours over his chest. He doesn’t feel distant or cold, and after a few moments of peace you wonder aloud, “Do you think transparency can be used as a weapon?”

Geralt looks to you and mulls it over, truly ponders and weighs his answer before rumbling it out. “A sword of glass will only break. The best use for transparency,” his thumbs brush your skin and lips catch on yours, “is this.”

Noses pressed together, you ask, “And what is your glass sword?”

“Our bargain has come to a close. My work is done. You’ve learned, and I must go.”

It’s the truth you’d not wished to face just yet, but you nod solemnly with understanding in your heart.

“Then let me show you the full extent of my gratitude,” you reply, mouth capturing the end of the gentle smile curling his lips.

As he leaves with the coming dawn, body swaying gently atop his one true companion, you think of him. Think of what a large part of your life he’s played -- will continue to play when you use his lessons and training -- followed by the keen sting of knowing, deep and true, that you’ve only been a small part in his.

[princessmisery666]

Thank you 🙏🏻 for taking part in my challenge babe !!

Characterisation is on point 👌🏻, Geralt in the bath is definitely a kink for me and that last paragraph broke my heart 💔!!

Sword of Glass

Title: Sword of Glass

Characters: Geralt x Reader, Roach. 

Prompt: Size Difference square fill for @thewitcherbingo​ and quote #2/title prompt#5 for @princessmisery666​ triple celebration challenge.  

Warnings: Canon violence, sword fighting/training, embarrassment, size difference, implied smut.

Word Count: 2k

A/N: Thank you @dancingdin and @sebbytrash for looking this over for me. This is my first Witcher fic and I chose to combine my bingo square with Stacey’s challenge. I’ve added a moodboard below, and Stacey was kind enough to make the title card above :)  Thanks for reading!

“I’m not a teacher,” he says, back turning as you chase after him on unstable legs.

“Please! That wasn’t the first monster I’ve come across and no one else can prepare me the way you might.”

Flashbacks of the witch you’d encountered as a child send a shiver up your spine, and the stench of the dead werewolf slain in the wood behind you only adds to your desperation.  

“I can pay you,” you plea. “Five-hundred gold…” The tall, imposing Witcher stops in his tracks and you rush out. “I have lodging and food, for you and your horse. However long it takes, you’ll both be cared for. In whatever way you need,” you add for good measure. The thought of prostitution has always filled your mouth with bile, and you shudder against the rising of it in your throat as the words hang in the frozen air.

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