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heartfullofleeches · 1 year
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D.kay so down bad that on rare occasions that the reader does smile, D.kay suddenly becomes blind and can't see shit.
"Y/n..... I have found the name of your childhood best friend and written a report classifying them as a downer. If you do not smile twenty-four fuckin seven-" The murderbot coughs, pushing the frame of their non-existent glasses up their non-existent nose. "Excuse me. If you do not smile a considerable amount of the day, I will send this in and have them executed by gunfire at noon exactly one week from now."
"May I see that?"
"Certainly!"
You look at the paper. "Besides you using the Grammer of a twelve year old, and the fact I can tear this to shreds right now, that's actually my childhood bully."
You place your hands over your ears. 3...2....1-
"God.... DAM IT! Hope ur happy to kno I already kicked them outta window before I even came to you wit this. i did u a favor before i even new it. That's gotta count for somethin'! You gotta smile for me, Y/n. Just one - plz?"
"Maybe later. Gotta scrounge up something to eat before I head out to pick up some groceries." You brush the bot aside and continue on into the kitchen. Day in and out that's all they ever tried to do. You'd proven before you weren't a so called "downer" their company falsely listed you as by smiling and even laughing in their presence before, but those little glimpses into your happy side only made them want to make you smile for the rest of your days. It was cute at first, but if you really smiled as much as they wanted your face would get stuck in an endless grin. A win for them, but for you - not so much.
Opening the freezer, boxes of various frozen foods fall out onto the floor - the icebox stuffed to capacity with your favorite brands and treats. You check the fridge, and it's the exact same story. You hadn't gone shopping in weeks. You glance back at D.Kay who sits at the kitchen table with their arms folded like a toddler deprived of sweets - a piece of sticky tape slapped over their permanent smile scribbled with a deep frown.
"Dee... Did you get all this?"
D.Kay tilts their head as if mimicking an eye roll. "Yea??? U haven't bought shit in weeks, and i can't let my human starve. i used your bully's cash so don't worry about ur budget or whatever."
Picking up a box of popsicles off the floor, your lips tug upwards as you pull on out. "Thanks, D.Kay."
The tape covering their mouth floats to the floor. Their face scree glitches - beady, oval eyes flickering between black and pink. They rise slowly from their chair.
"Stop it..."
Popsicle hanging out your mouth, you look at them puzzled. "What?"
In a flash, the murderbot shuts the distance between you - shaking your shoulders violently with each pause. "Stop. Being. So. Fuckin. Cute! U tryin to send me back to the lab for malfunctions!?!"
"I thought me smile was a good thing."
"It is a good thing! It's the greatest god dam thing is hell rock has to offer - that's why I need to prep myself before you do it. I'm ready now - do it again!"
D.Kay snatches the popsicle stick and presses the cold bar against your lips. "Smile! I need it! You got me addicted, Y/n! Give me my fix. Give it to me!!!!"
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pastadoughie · 3 months
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helo creehcers
gettinhgnn moar statisticzks 4 my shop nstuyff, i hav alot of designs i need 2 finalize n i wana kno what 2 prioritize
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midheavenastrology · 1 year
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✿❁Observations on Venus ♀︎and Mars♂︎ signs ❁✿
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🍵Virgo - so Virgo rules the 6th house of health/well being. Virgo is also the perfectionist. Y’all have definite HIGH ass standards (I can relate: I’m a Virgo moon) what I’ve noticed is that strong virgo placements tend to like “fit” peeps, like they admire when you work out or have some kind of work out routine. Oh and plz be clean and smell nice 4 them 🧼🫧🧴😇 also “acts of service” is their Numbero uno love language “ babe I took out the trash 444 u 😏”
🍵Leo: y’all rule the heart ❤️ chakra so it’s really about love for u. Like u care less about looks and more about how much ur heart feels in tune with them. U love romance, but old school romance 💘 like 🍷 wine and dine 🍛🍽️me then call me daddy 😩lol. U usually date someone who’s a lil high maintenance, maybe a bit of a drama queen/king🤴👸iz da royal vibe tho.
🍵Capricorn : It’s def about brains for u 🧠🧐Like u can’t do dum dum babes- it makes u pucker in disdane. U want someone with goals, dreams. Someone who u can stand next 2 and be proud of. Like, this bish is a CEO of their company 🤑damnnnn. U like structure/control. Ur probs a bit of a control freak. 🪢It’s otay, just remember u can only control ur own needs. Truth is u need to feel secure to let ur guard down (probs where the control comes in) just like ur sister sign Cancer 🤗
🍵Aquarius: similar to Virgo, y’all tend to like fit, skinner peeps. You like someone that’s a little off the cuff, whether it’s how they think, dress or have like one lazy eye or some shit. 😎😎😎 the cool underdogs are ur cup of tea 🍵 for shore. U enjoy space in the relationship. Space literally 👽🛸and space between seeing each other..like u can literally go weeks without hangin with the other. My Pisces Venus shudders lol 😂
🍵Cancer: you’re the mother, the nurturer 🌝 so u want someone that is compassionate, sweet 🍰🍭🧁and receptive. You don’t like when someone is 2 aggressive 👿Just like the crab 🦀 u hide in ur shell 🐚 if someone is like “hey bb, let’s fuck” Just like the tides of the moon 🌚 🌝u can be moody so u need someone to be able to hold ur emotions. Be gentle with them. Be patient. The sweetest love 💗
🍵Scorpio: ya’ll naturally attract mystics 🪄🧚‍♂️🧝‍♀️and witchy 🧙‍♀️types. Who’s to say these types are ur ideal tho. Maybe they be, maybe not. U like deep deep divin into the psychological 🔎👩‍🏫underpinnings of ur lover. U want 2 kno every lover they’ve had before u, u just do ok, even if it hurts u. Lol. U like deep, soulful seggs 🫦🤫When u trust, u give endlessly, but when ur betrayed, u get daggers 🗡️ in ur eyes.
🍵Aries: oh gawd, y’all just love the chase 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️don’t u ? 🍒 u love it so much that when things settle down, u don’t know what to do with yourself lol. Das why, u love independence, u also like it when the person is direct, but plz let an Aries take the lead lol. U like when the person surprises you 😱🤯😲keeps things fresh 🍑🍆Clingy is the opposite of what u need. But u contradict because ur secretly a BiG baby 👶🏻🍼🤗inside that needs to be coddled lol. Dilemma 🤔
🍵Pisces: it me ! So Venus is exalted in Pisces. It means Venus just LOVES 🥰🥰🥰being in Pisces, it’s the honorary guest y’all. So sweet, so sentimental, so love. Gotta be careful tho, cus u can put peeps on pedestals 🧎‍♀️🛐with dem rose 🌹 colored glasses 🤓 lol. If you’ve ever been loved by a Venus in Pisces, count urself lucky 🍀 AF. They will love u so deeply, cosmically 🔮and without boundaries- the purest love on this earth plane y’all. I cry 🥺🥺🥺
🍵Gemini: I like to call this Venus placement, mind fuckers: u fuck with ur mind 💭💬🗯️All the air placements do honestly. No mind connection, GTFO. I’d say y’all are less sexually aggressive tbh. More flowy (unless u got some srs fire placements, cus fire placements do be smashing all day long) again, like Aquarius, u like space 🛸☄️🚀in ur relationships. Hella flirty 🫦🫦🫦with ur words (most air placements are btw) one thing; if these cats lose interest in u, the number 1 tall tell sign is they stop communicating 🙊🙊🙊as frequently lol
🍵Sagittarius: usually you’re into foreign peeps, because Sag rules the 9th house of foreign places 🌁🌆🌌🚞🧳🚢You like the unknown, so u seek it. Someone who speaks a different language 🗣️than u is such a turn on. Someone who drinks coffee differently from u is such a turn on. Ur less discriminatory when it comes to looks- very open minded 🙌After all, y’all are the explorers of the zodiac. You want to explore ALL the options big, small, in between etc 😏😏😏
🍵Taurus: cus ur ruled by Venus…ngl, u like pretty, u like beauty 💋💄👗. U like when someone is put together and cute. U like good manners and nice smells 👃U like to take it slow and steady, becus they always win 🏆 the race ya kno ? U like sensory feels, like ur probs into some domination in bed yes yes ??? ⛓️🔗U like honesty, consistency and stability. Don’t lie to them…you’ll never be forgiven ever ever ever.
🍵Libra: also ruled by Venus, so u like someone clean, lean and charming. Ur a natural flirt 🫦so u don’t mind if ur other is one too. Keeps things fresh right ? U like someone that says please and thank you. Ur a sucker for a pretty face, but a bigger sucker for a pretty brain. The two combined: big time score 4 u. Y’all really love love 🥰🥰🥰u like bein in love and thinkin about it and romanticizing about it but when ur in it, u just can’t decide - u probs left someone on read a couple times and ghosted 👻them cus u felt pressure to decide lol. 🥲
Das all y’all ! Hope this was helpful 🤗🤗🤗
Thanks so much 444 reading and supporting !
Love y’all 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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devil-in-the-darkness · 5 months
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I love to drug my girl right now and gag her and make her an shot with an pill in it to make her passed out then tie her to bed waiting for her to wake up while I'm sitting in an chair saying kitten your finally up and she looks at me says sir I'm thristy can I plz have some water plz as I look at her I smile yes you can as I go get her the water she drink the water and finsh it then I took the cup from her and said now since your wake you don't know who I am, but i know exactly who you are. and im sure your wondering who tf I am but that nun of your business as we looked at one another she beg scream plz I want to go home help help anyone I stood up and came over to her shut up rn or your going to regret it she looks at me yes sir I'm sorry sir but I need get home plz I promise I won't tell anyone I swear I smile and laugh your not going nowhere I step to her and she cover her face with hand plz don't I look at her I'm not going hurt you I promise I just want to show you what naughty girls get when they don't behave or respect others or there self since you acting like an whore I'm treat you like one as I stood her up she said in an smart ass remarks my daddy will find you and kill you I looked at her and said fuck him and I don't fucking care bout her or him tf as I bend you over I rip your panties off as your cry for me to stop I push your face against the wall you beg sit d9nt do this ik you don't want to as I grins you don't know what I want I slide 2 finger inside her as she moan for help and for me to stop as I turn her around still finger her pussy I took my one hand lean ot back and slap the liveing shit outta her as her face was buried already from her smart mouth she crys makeup come down face as I kiss her face and lips she pushed me off saying leave me alone your hurting me as I look at the way she cry8ng and yelling it just made me mad more so then I throw her on the fucking bed took an knife to her clothes and rip them as I grab the belt tie her hands up again and putting tape over mouth I sperd her apart looking and touching every inch of hr pink pussy while she looking at me cuss me out under the duck tape as I laugh oh plz bitch don't try the petty shit on me as I grab her ams and kiss her forhead I'm sorry you have to go threw this but I can't let you go and you can't never leave as I went down finger her again with not my finger this tom but an toy she moan and eyes rolling in back of head acting like she dont like it but damn know deep inside she does as I pull the toy out I bite her neck slowly as I slide deep inside of her with my strap makeing her moan and pledge for god his self to help her I look at hr and we locked eyes you know you think this is hell but it not I layght because you need to kno I am hell and I'm the devil child your going pat for your sin to me I'm the master of the hell of earth and that it as I get up I unlock your arms bend you over and rum you as hold as I can go as you moan saying damn it fuck me don't stop boyt time you gave in I sad to her you lil srity slut as she bnd over I going down kiss and licking flicking French kissing her pussy as 3 fingers inside whil all her juice is all on my fingers as I snell the sweeteners of her pussy she look back as I had my mask off ummm you mf she said to me daddy dom i knew it was you cause your the only one who knows how to make me feel so fucking good and explore new things and exploed my lil pussy God your such an bad boy my kitten says to me
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t1ght3r · 4 months
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alright i dont know where the fuck else to put thiz or how it workz but fuck it im lonely
im a factive of jimmy urine and im lookin for. juzt any1 honestly. im so desperate. obv other factives from source (even if we are the same guy. idc) or musicians my source wuz friends with are top of my list but thatz kinda a long shot.
just any1 really. other musician factives in similar genres, people who are cool with factives, whatever. just plz kinda know my fuckin source and be okay with me talkin about it n shit (i still interact with it but most otherz in sys cant cuz ocd)
like, i know, I FUCKIN KNOW OKAY! JESUS. i may be a factive of him but im not a fuckin 1 to 1 copy of the bastard. like im fuckin edgy, weird, and gross, but not like THAT alright. leave me the fuck alone and block me if ya wanna start shit cuz ill swing back <3
i have been dormant and we didnt kno i wuz a factive (or that we even had any, period) despite it bein painfully fuckin obvious (see: everything about me) we just didnt fuckin realize til this front (they r stoopid) probz cuz i didnt claim the same name til now lolz. and now that they did im not allowed to fuckin show myself 2 anybody we know, unless theyre extra fuckin cool.
at least i know im not a damn fragment from this front cuz ive felt like a million bux and also like total shit
general warningz for ya: we are fucked in the head with mental problemz (ask and i can tell you maybe <3) and were physically dizabledddd. addicted to fuckin so much shit and im not gonna dance around it i dont care. im fuckin weird and gross and a hater and i really dont give a shit about it even tho the otherz in my brain do (i am not a frequent fronter). my fellow degeneratezzzz i wanna be yr friend.
i make art too but i wont post 4 obvious reasons (you want 2 see it so fuckin bad 👁 talk 2 me).
dm me on this blog and we can go frum there!! this is a side blog btdubzzz i follow frum the hosts main.
maybe ill make an intro post and pin it, who fuckin knows i just hate talkin about myself in a for realz way
im probably forgettin shit i had to retype thiz cuz tumblr sux dix. i just really need some fuckin friendz </3
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INTRO POZT!!
- hiiii!! my name iz bot :D
- im 16!
- im from tiktok zo i dont kno how 2 uze tumblr,, 😭
- i lov honam<33333
- my mainz @luvbottz :P
- inzpired by @minori-hanasato-everyday
- im white
- my favz r honam (obviouzly) minori airi and ichik >:3 (ichihona 4evr!!)
- i LOV bandori milgram and pjzekai,,,, honami and rinko wuld b frienz me thinkz :333333
- my fav unitz r leo/need and wonderlandz x zhowtime
- my prnz r she/he pluz lotz and lotz of xenoz!!!
- im autiztic zo plz uze tone tagz with me
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starboy14176 · 1 year
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good morning now I need 2 kno ur fave pretty. odd. song plz and thank u
Northern downpour !! But mad as rabbits is so very <3333
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sourcanidae · 14 days
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SOURZ!!!
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Art by me!
Hai! I’m sourcanidae, but u can call me Sourz! I’m a 22 yr old trans guy-thing :3 my pronouns are it/xe!
Plz check out my CARRD! It has everything else u need 2 kno >_< watch out 4 eye strain and bright colors tho! This is my main blog so it’ll be kinda a mishmash of all the stuff I’m into! I hav other blogs 4 more specific stuff but they’re still being set up!
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U can int w my posts n stuff if they break containment but plz don’t follow if ur under 18 lol
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I don’t have a DNI, but……
I block when I see;
- nsfw posters who post in main tags and don’t use community labels
- art reposters
- ppl who don’t TAG THEIR GORE >_< (and other stuff but mostly gore)
- RPF (nothing against u guys just personally makes me uncomfy)
- tag spammers - ppl who r anti kin or anti objectum
- AI users (“art” AND chat bots!)
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CONTENT WARNINGS!!!
Will tag stuff when it comes up but jsyk to block the tags b4 following if u need 2!!!
- drug and alcohol mentions
- sex jokes
- unreality
- paranoia
- blood & gore
- horror
- bright colors & eye strain
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doctormctiddy · 6 years
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Day 84 i hope julian knows i love and miss him
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#steven universe#kevnaldo#lars barriga#ronaldo fryman#kevin su#ube art#rly wish we got to kno wth kev's last name was lol anyway since like 2017 ive been droppin hints like i ship kevin and ron but now im just#twisted enough to post it on main- nevermind that i drew this like a yr ago but yea i literally luv this dynamic so much of like lars and#ron repairing their friendship after kevin and ron have already gotten together and kevin is just like: who is this guy fuck this guy but#it's like: sir you are very similar actually lmao [plz note that my bestie and i have hc'd kev in a v much divergent way than he was used in#canon bc we have some... questions comments concerns and complaints lmao] & yea kev is actually insecure abt his worth despite his serious#commitment to acting like he's too good to be worried-shoutout to the ep Kevin Party 4 makin kev seem like a real person for once ANYWAY#so this whole lars thing is threatening to him lol like: oh this guy has a deeper/long-standing connection to MY bf? THE NERVE and come on#like we all know lars & ron were most likely each other's first kiss even if that's long in the past & smthn neither of them rly think abt#ANYWAY lars needs to go to idk fucking ikea or smthn bc he needs a new piece of Large Furniture & he's like ron can u strongarm ur snooty bf#into helping me out here bc of the whole car thing & ron ofc thinks this is hilarious so he asks & kev grudgingly accepts bc: boyfriend but#kev is like: wait if that crap's in the back seat he's gonna have to sit in ur lap :| & ron is like eh w/e 2 which kev is like: wow i hate#everything SO yea they pick up the furni load up the car and OFC ron & lars are bein absolutely insufferable driving kev up da wall but#all's well that ends well it's truly v hilarious... there is a colored version of this i'll slap it up tmrw prolly
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ventussolder · 4 years
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xxrainbow-dashxx · 5 years
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ur from Australia too :o what state are you in? (SA here :3)
wowza SA is so far!! i live in melbz ^ - ^ itz pretty cool but i hav nothing 2 do =( all my friendz r boring normies who jus wanna drink beer and watch footy (; ・ー・)
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sunshinefurby · 5 years
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if i was a furby,, what type would i be
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apprenentice · 5 years
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“ please, try to remember as much as you can. ” o wyrm
interrogation starters —— @asrage     /     accepting !
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a gentle inhale, a small nod, the gentleness of their voice and the familiar brush of a small friend creeping up her arm to encourage her– each in it’s own a comfort, a comfort that helped ease the raging storm in her mind. the small yet noticeable waves of unease that slowly began to build the more she stalled, each wave threatening to rock her, tip her over, but still she clung on; clung onto the quiet calm she had and steeled herself.
it wasn’t often she’d attempt to remember her past, or at the very least ask asra to help her with it. They’d warned her countless times to be careful, to let it come naturally, though she never used to listen thinking him overly cautious– at least not until it grew to be too much. eventually she had to block it out, keep her curiosity at bay, lest it resulted in a migraine that threatened to split her head in two.
brushing the bitter thoughts aside, each one ready to leave a sour tang in her mouth, she breathed out and closed her eyes; dark eyebrows furrowing as she began to focus with each quiet second, honing in on the swift flashes of familiarity that circled her mind, a dull pain stretching it’s way through the back of her head & reaching toward the forefront of her mind, something she could’ve ignored had it not reached a piercing crescendo which threatened to wind her–
sunlight, bright orange warmth, & the sound of delicate laughter echoed through her. vibrant yellows & gold hues alike colliding together in a symphony, what seemed to be, a field filled with flowing corn that billowed in the cosy breeze, dancing in time with their laughter. daring fingers laced with another, teasing remarks and playful jabs she could almost feel on the tip of her tongue; it felt like HOME.
a sharp intake of air almost as though she’d been submerged under water & a sudden lunge forward. eyes wide and saucer-like flashed open whilst curled fingers reach out to grasp onto a friend she knew all too well. the memory faded out quick as it had surfaced, the only thing left behind was the sudden pounding in her head, harsh enough to make her flinch & clench her teeth but thankfully not enough to knock her down.
( she was okay, she was alright– )( asra was here, faust was here. )( she was in control. )
with each second that stretched on, slowly but surely she began to regain some semblance of composure. lips parting to utter a shaky sigh and the murmur of a soft apology, fingers unlatching themselves from where she’d clung to them with a sheepish smile etching itself upon her face. 
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❛ — i’m okay, i didn’t mean to scare ( if anything she scared herself twice as much ) but…. if it helps, maybe… you’d like to see the fields again ? –– it reminded me of home. ❜
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kaistarus · 3 years
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Mistexting Mayhem
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Pairing: Nishinoya X Reader
Words: 1.6K
Summary: You accidentally send Nishinoya a text that was meant for Yachi and now he’s knows secrets you were hoping he never found out
A/N: If you think this fic is anything but crack you’re wrong lmao I’ve always wanted to write a fic with this style and Noya is great for the chaos i needed. It was fun
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[6:40pm] idiot⚡: look y/n without adhd id be too powerful
                         i could beet god himself in handtohand combat
                         god was afraid of my raw fuckin awesomeness wen i bursted from the woom
[6:41pm] y/n: there is so much wrong with what u just said
[6:41pm] idiot⚡: i have absoltly no clue wat
[6:43pm] y/n: put those 3 brain cells to work. I believe in you
[6:43pm] idiot⚡: but theyve reached their daily quota
                          plz there so tired and overworked
You snorted, a dopey smile on your lips as you laid surrounded by textbooks and homework, swinging your feet in the air behind you. You focused intently on the cell phone in your hand doing everything you could to procrastinate the schoolwork around you.
[6:44pm] y/n: noyas so stupid
[6:44pm] yachi❤: i thought you liked him?
[6:45pm] y/n: jeez Yachi. dont come for my throat
                       i cant help that i have bad taste 🙄
[6:46pm] yachi❤: if it helps he tripped over a stray ball today
                               maybe think of that till you don’t like him??
Unfortunately, the image of Nishinoya waving to everyone then biffing it only had you smiling like a dork. How you’d gotten to a point that Nishinoya being an idiot made you swoon, you’ll never know.
You raised your eyebrow suspiciously at the new notification on Snapchat from ‘Tanaka’ and after swiping it open you nearly dropped your phone. Looking back at you was Nishinoya, his head tilted and eyebrow quirked in confusion with a gari-gari kun shoved halfway down his throat. The caption at the bottom reading ‘daaaammn look at your prince charming go 😩’.
You frowned at the picture, letting out a frustrated groan at how your heart accelerated against your ribcage. You quickly tapped out of it and reopened the messenger app.
[6:57pm] y/n: we have to kill Noya
[6:57pm] idiot⚡: we??? what kind of mission is this??? 😤
[6:58pm] y/n: i like him too much. he has to die. its for my own good
You waited impatiently for her response and almost debated doing your homework since it took longer than you felt necessary. You supposed you had suggested murder to Yachi, but still…
When you finally received a response your entire body froze.
[7:11pm] idiot⚡: U LIKE ME?!?!? 😍
                          UR KILLING ME?!?! 😢
                          IM SO CONFUSED......
                          and a lil turned on ngl👀
Your hand covered your mouth in horror as you processed what the hell you had just done. This didn’t happen to people in real life. Mistexting was stuff people made up when they created fake texts for social media to get likes. You didn’t think people actually went through this.
You opened new notifications to escape the hell that stared you straight in the face.
[7:15pm] Tanaka💪: Yo, whatd u do. Whys Noya having a panic attak
[7:16pm] y/n: I accidently texted him instead of Yachi and told him i liked him 😣
[7:16pm] Tanaka💪: O wtf thats hilarious 😂
[7:17pm] y/n: ITS NOT HILArIOUS
[7:18pm] Tanaka💪: Hes askin if its a prank. Wat do i do?
[7:19pm] y/n:I DONT KNOW SDKFHJN IM THE IDIOT WHO STSRTED IT
He stopped responding and you banged your head against your pillow anxiously.
[7:23pm] y/n: YACHI ITOLD NoYA I LKED HIM AND NOU HE NOS WAY DO JI DO!?!????! 😭😭😭
[7:23pm] idiot⚡: THIS ISNT YACHI!!!!
                           HOLY FUKC U DO LIEK ME!!!
You screamed into your pillow. Were you fucking kidding? This could not be happening.
[7:25pm] Tanaka💪: dude, twice? i cant save u now 🤪
[7:25pm] y/n: betraying me in my time of fucking need? i’ll remember this asshole
[7:26pm] Tanaka💪: so vulgar 👀
You growled at Tanaka’s uselessness and bravely peeked through one eye as you went back to your conversation with Nishinoya.
[7:24pm] idiot⚡: STOP IGNORING ME I KNO UR TEXTING RYU
[7:26pm] idiot: IM GONNA KEEP SPAMMING U TILL U ANSWE RME😤
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[7:27pm] y/n: what is this twitch chat? fuck 
[7:28pm] idiot⚡: your heeeeererererreee 🥰
[7:29pm] y/n: soooooo………..
                        clearly there has been a misunderstanding
[7:29pm] idiot⚡: oh nonono. I understand PERFETCLY. u LOVE me
                         its ok. this is a safe space. we can discuss feelings 😌
[7:31pm] y/n: there are zero feelings to discuss
[7:31pm] idiot⚡: then y did u say u like me too much so i have to die?
[7:34pm] y/n: i am filled with rage 🤬
[7:34pm] idiot⚡: rage over how much u liiike me???🥰🥰🥰
[7:36pm] y/n: definitely not
You racked your brain for some kind of reasonable sounding excuse, eventually landing on:
[7:36pm] y/n: It was autocorrect
[7:36pm] idiot⚡: HAH????? FROM?????
[7:38pm] y/n: HAH???
                       ....Nora?
[7:38pm] idiot⚡: Who TF is nora???? 😡
[7:39pm] y/n: someoe i like obviously 😏
[7:40pm] idiot⚡: so u like them but u use my name so much it autocorrected to me? 🤔
[7:44pm] y/n: OK MR DETEcTIVE WHERE TF ARE THES BRAIN CELS COMIN GFROM?
[7:45pm] idiot⚡: i pull them out for special ocasions 😌
[7:45pm] y/n: well how bout you pack those up and put em away
[7:46pm] idiot⚡: how bout two people who LIKE each other SAY something so they can DOOOOOOOO something bout IT 🙄
You began typing a frantic message about how it was none of his business until you processed the message. Then you read it over several times before letting out an audible, “what the fuck.”
[7:50pm] y/n: YOU LIKE ME
[7:50pm] idiot⚡: I FLIRT WITH U ALL THE TIME WAT DO U MEAN yOu LiKe Me!?!
                          FUCKING OBVIOSLY
[7:51pm] y/n: literally when. name one time.
[7:52pm] idiot⚡: I WALK WITH U EVERY MORNING!!!
[7:53pm] y/n: I thought that was a coincidence???
[7:54pm] idiot⚡: I BRNIG U SNACKS DURING LUNCH!!!
[7:54pm] y/n: I thought they were leftovers??
[7:55pm] idiot⚡: …....I call you cute and invite you to my games.
[7:56pm] y/n: you call everyone attractive and i thought there was like a audience quota or something........?
[7:57pm] idiot⚡: ….i cant tell who i should be upset with rn but i think its u 😑
[7:58pm] y/n: WAT WHY!?!
[8:00pm] Idiot⚡: I LIKE U+U LIKE ME=WE LIKE EACH OTHER
[8:01pm] y/n: whoa. slow down. I hate math 😣
[8:02pm] Idiot⚡: ===WE SHUD GO ON A DATE!!!
[8:02pm] y/n: HAH!? i think you started multiplying that addition problem buddy 🤨
Your cheeks were beginning to ache from how wide your dopey grin was. You couldn’t help but tease Nishinoya-it was second nature at this point-even if you now knew your feelings were mutual.
[8:04pm] idiot⚡: i suk at math but thats NOT the point
                         point iiissss i think deep down u want to hang out and cuddle and fall in love
                        maybe even..... 😏 kiiisssss
[8:04pm] y/n: WHOA WHOA WHOA
                        WARN ME BEFORE YOU GET NSFW
                        i would never premarital eye-contact. let alone k🤢ki-🤢🤢kiss🤢🤮🤮
[8:05pm] idiot⚡: well we would have socks on 🙄
[8:06pm] y/n: oh. well if there’s protection
[8:06pm] idiot⚡: Im not a maniac
[8:07pm] y/n: i suppose as long as you dont do something stoopid
                        like faceplant in public
                        that would be humiliating
[8:08pm] idiot⚡: I-
                          who told you that 😠
[8:08pm] y/n: i have spies everywhere noya
                        youre never safe
[8:09pm] Idiot⚡: kinda hot 👀
                         makin me fear for my life like that👀
[8:10pm] y/n: i hate that i like you
                        It kills me inside 
                        i feel braincels leaving with every conversation
[8:12pm] Idiot⚡: fan behavior 😏
                          so am i taking u to eat tomorow or wat?
[8:14pm] y/n: if I HAVE to 🙄
[8:14pm] Idiot⚡: No u GET to
                          I am a fucking delite 😤
[8:15pm] y/n: whatever helps you sleep at night
[8:15pm] Idiot⚡: nothing helps me sleep at night. this mind never rests
[8:16pm] y/n: thinking 24/7 and still not a smart thing comes out of that mouth 👀
[8:17pm] Idiot⚡: yas, bully me more 😫
[8:19pm] y/n: ok thats as much as i can handle for one day......
                       im gonna pretend to do homework
[8:20pm] idiot⚡: okie... good luck my sweet baby pogchamp 🥰
[8:20pm] y/n: no
[8:20pm] Idiot⚡: 😘😘😘
[8:22pm] y/n: 🙄✋
[8:23pm] Idiot⚡: oh FUCK yas 🥵 shut me UP
[8:25pm] y/n: suddenly all i feel is endless regret
[8:26pm] Idiot⚡: i have that effect on people
                          See you tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰
[8:27pm] y/n: unfortunately 😘
[8:27pm] idiot⚡: 🥵
You flung an arm over your eyes and let a small giggle bubble up from your chest. Nishinoya was probably the biggest idiot you’d ever met, but you couldn’t help that thinking of spending time with him had you kicking your feet with excitement.
You supposed you should actually get started on your homework. You reached forward when a notification popped up from Yachi, asking if her idea worked and you had stopped liking Nishinoya.
...you should probably break the news, huh?
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Aawww I'm so sorry you're having to deal with all this... Life really just wants to mess with you it seems like please take a break you need it ❤❤ - 🦋
+ 'im so sorry to hear about your car issue, take all the time you need away!!! that's a really big thing to deal with ): and we will be waiting patiently for your return ms. hina! <3!!!'
+ ‘Ohhhh poor bby hope u find a way soon I hope everything turns out well soon for you take all the time u need 🧡💛✨✨😥’
+ ‘jfc i wanna know what you did in your past life to have all of this unlucky things happen to you 😭😭 i hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself!!! you don’t need to apologize for having to take time to deal with personal things, we totally understand :DD’
thank you all so much 😭💕 it’s been such a LONG ass week its not even funny and I fuckin wonder all the time what I did to fucking suffer this much car trouble, literally out of fucking nowhere??? ive had the same car for over 10+ years and literally never a fucking issue and then in one day its gone and then same with my roommates car - never a fuckin issue and now it just doesn’t work either... and u kno what was the shittiest feeling and I KNOW I shouldn’t even make a correlation but I got my car totaled 2 days before I got promoted and this time I was offered a rly good work opportunity and then 2 days later my roommates car gives out ☠️ so like mentally, I'm convinced that any time something good happens to me, something bad has to come with it every single time... its so draining... 😭 would like to just not suffer mentally for 3 minutes plz kdjhkjh
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