#plus that would be hot af lol

[demoness-one]

Everytime i get lonely now ill just think about this guy and ill probably be cured. And definitely not just depress myself with the thought that better people who are still single dont seem to exist within 1000km of me. I just wanna be obsessed with somebody who's obsessed with me too

[pretty-little-mind33]

DAVE WITH A FELLOW NERD FEM!READER

Ask: hiii, i have a dave lizewski request. it would be so nice to see headcanons for dave dating a nerd like him, except shes more quiet and sarcastic. like she and dave r the epitome of loser in the body of a hot person lmao. we need more loser x loser representation in dave fanfics HAHAHAH. hope this makes sense 😭😭😭

~ loser x loser is so real. i hope you like this! it's short and sweet 🫶 ~

• Dave knows he's a loser and sure, sometimes, it bothers him but mostly? Mostly he doesn't mind. He likes the things he likes! (Plus being Kick-Ass does make him feel better about himself—he feels badass!)

• You also know you're a loser but unlike Dave, there isn't really any time when it bothers you. You have your friends and you're happy! So what if you're a little weird? Being weird is fun!

• Of course, neither you or Dave are in any way ugly—which makes things easier. Still, people don't ask you guys out because they're intimidated by both your niche interests and quirkiness.

• You met Dave in class when he'd sat behind you and asked for a pencil. You handed him one with small cartoon figures of various comic characters, not thinking much of the interaction, but for him it was as if an arrow had stuck his chest.

• Love at first sight!

• Or just a really really really deep infatuation.

• He asked around about you, which of course ended up fruitless because no one is school knows much about you. You're shy. And anyways, the ones who do know just say you're guarded and that he shouldn't mess with you.

• Dave wasn't planning on messing with you! He just wanted to talk and ask you about comics (he's overjoyed to find out a girl seems to like comics like he does! A cute girl!)

• When you finally talk to him, you're directly sassy with him. "What do you want from me, Lizewski?"

• Dave's cheeks turn pink and he's blushing SO hard. "I- thank you for your pencil—" Of course he'd forgotten to give it back but he hands it to you now, his hands shaky, "I- I also like comics. Do you like DC? Marvel?"

• Your eyes lit up. Opportunity to talk about something you love?! YES PLEASE.

• Boom! Immediate friendship! You guys go on little dates to the comic book store (platonic in the beginning). If you're an artist, he likes watching you draw fan-art and if you're a writer he'll read your fanfiction lmaoo he's supportive like that.

• Dave will also cosplay with you if you're into that (only he won't cosplay as Kick-Ass, which you think is a shame considering he'd look soooooo good in the suit 😏😉)

• Your first kiss? Awkward af. If you have glasses, 100% your glasses hit his and he freaks out. You both mess it up but in the end you end up laughing SO hard.

• He's really sweet to you and his friends all joke that you and him are like the IT couple—but for nerds. He'll flip his friends off but kiss your cheek.

• Dave loves that he can ramble with you and you listen to him without complaining. He's SO comfortable around you because you're so similar.

• You both kinda feed into your interests and delusions and have the BEST laughs. He's really your best friend!

• Friends to Lovers duhhh 😜

• Dave would do the cringey/cute holding hand in the back pocket thing from movies and shows…yk the one! You'd pretend to hate it but secretly you'd love it and you want him to continue doing it!

• Dave is a big movie nerd. So movie nights every friday, including drive-in's if possible (you drive lol). He's also a big movie talker so he'll yap and yap but you don't mind.

• And if you do you'll throw popcorn in his face to shut him up.

• Overall, bbg is so boyfriend material for a nerd!reader! He just gets you and he's a silly guy who wants to make his gal happy 💞

[sanjifucker42069]

OPLA!Sanji x Reader - Blowin'

Word Count: 4.6k

I cut down some of the less, y’know, important stuff (the plot lol)

Warnings: oral sex (m!receiving), fem!reader, awkward first times, awkward af, the reader is a dipshit. I’m ngl this isn’t one of those cute first time fics where virgin!reader is suddenly a sex goddess, you are legitimately an idiot. As usual, written with a plus size!reader in mind.

Sanji finds out you’re a virgin. You suck his dick. Congrats!

Sanji was going to fucking lose it. Out of all the possible scenarios Sanji never once considered Nami would take you out to a bar to pick up guys. He brooded as he nursed his drink, Zoro rolling his eyes at the display. Sanji just growled. Usopp looked between them.

"How about another round? 'Nother milk Lu? Hey Sanji, why don't you come with me? I saw some hot chicks up at the bar."

Sanji just shook his head brooding. He looked to where you stood with Nami, laughing at some guy's jokes. He felt stupid at how jealous he felt.

"Hey, Sanj, man. Nami isn't gonna reciprocate y'know?" Usopp offered lightheartedly. Zoro scoffed from next to him. 

"It's not about Nami for once."

---

When Sanji's eyes found you again he saw you alone with the same guy, nursing a drink. Now that Nami was gone he could see the atmosphere had changed, you didn't seem happy like before. He watched as the guy said something and you shrugged halfheartedly. The guy then proceeded to wrap his arm around you. Sanji had known you long enough to see how uncomfortable you looked. Anger flared in his chest. The final straw was seeing the guy trying to tug you out of the booth to leave. You looked so defeated, it hurt. He began stalking his way to your booth.

"C'mon sweetcheeks, let's leave this dump."

"I'm good thanks, I should get back to my friends."

"I already told you bitch, we're going. I didn't spend all this time fucking around to go home empty handed. You're lucky I even stayed once your hot friend left. I'm doing you a favour, so hurry the fuck up."

"No, I really don't want to." You began, the man snarled, grabbing your wrist.

"It wasn't a question. You owe me. I don't go for ugly, but a hole's a hole, and from the back you're probably passable."

You had tears in your eyes from embarrassment. This whole trip was a bad idea. You wish Nami would come back. As the man tugged on your wrist harder you heard that gorgeous voice ring out. You tried to hide your face so Sanji wouldn't see the tears in your eyes. That last thing you wanted was for the crew to think you're weak.

"That's no way to win hearts Sunshine. So uncouth, and frankly, disgusting behaviour."

"Who the fuck are you? How about you mind your own business?"

"And watch such a beautiful lady be treated that way?"

"Beautiful lady my ass. The only thing you can know for sure about girls like this is that their pretty pussy is untouched." The man barked out a laugh causing you to wince. He snaked his other arm to cup your breast over your dress. You saw something flash in Sanji's eyes. "And I know I'm gonna really enjoy these."  

You squirmed, before biting the man. He howled in pain, releasing his hold on you. You quickly made your escape, rushing to cling to Usopp and Luffy, crying. You felt pathetic. Embarrassed that all eyes were on you.

Sanji saw red. You blinked back tears as you called out to him. Sanji was protective of all of you, but he seemed especially so of you. You knew it was because he saw you as some kind of little sister. "It's okay Sanji. Really, let's just go home. Please."

"No." He fixed the drunk man with a freezing gaze. "You dare touch someone so out of your league? I asked you nicely to piss off, but now I'm going to fucking kill you."

Before you could react Sanji had kicked the man in the chest. You watched as he began ruthlessly kicking and stomping the man, muttering profanities and sentences you couldn't understand. With a final stomp he huffed. Zoro finally pried Sanji away. You saw Nami returning, fuming. If you weren't so traumatised by the night you would have laughed at how Zoro pried Nami away too, holding the two brawlers by the scruff as they fought against it, looking like wet cats.

You don't remember how you got home. You remember Usopp covering you in his coat and dragging you out of the bar. You remember apologising to Usopp, crying that you needed to go back. The last thing you remember was Luffy running to join you, scooping you up and starting the walk back to the Going Merry, you, falling asleep in his rubbery arms.

---

"Ah my dear, you're finally awake. I made you something to eat."

You smiled tightly at him, thanking him. The way you played with your food tugged at his heartstrings. You looked so mournful. He pulled up a chair, sitting backwards on it, gripping the backrest. 

"C'mon lovely, don't make me have to feed you myself." He winked. Your lips twitched upwards performatively. Sanji frowned. "Look (name) about last night-"

"I'm sorry."

Confusion. "What?"

You cringed inward. "I'm....I'm sorry I ruined everyone's night."

"You didn't ruin anyone's night, that good for nothing prick did. Don't understand why you'd even go for a guy like that to be honest." He added bitterly. You frowned.

"I wouldn't normally. Everything moved so fast. He seemed nice...It was too late before I realised it's because he wanted Nami." Silence. "Once Nami left, I, well, I didn't want to cause a scene."

"So, what? You were just going to let him take advantage of you?"

You jolted, shocked. "No! No, I- there was no way he was going to-” 

“(Name), love, I know you can be a bit naive but-”

Your voice was small. “He said so himself! He..." you trailed off. "He didn't 'go for ugly girls'. And besides…he was right."

Sanji frowned, angry at the world. How could anyone make you believe that you weren't beautiful? That you didn't deserve some guy trying to take advantage of you? He took a deep breath, steadying his resolve

“There's no such thing as an ugly girl (name), and if there was, I can assure you you're not one of them.”

“Not that.” Sanji took in how you winced, trying to make yourself seem smaller.

What?

Sanji felt the wind knocked out of him.

You're a virgin?" He asked, clearly shocked. You bristled with embarrassment.

"Well...yeah, but I understand how it works! It's not such a big deal, I mean...I've just, I've never had the chance."

"Have you ever...y'know, at all? Not even a handy?" You shook your head. He flushed, you were completely pure.

He felt slightly sick at how his perverted thoughts twisted that. He could be your first, ruin you for all other partners. He could be the one to take your innocence. His cock twitched at the thought. Shame flooded him. You were his friend, his, admittedly, very cute friend. He shouldn't be thinking about you this way. His mind was racing with all the obscene thoughts he'd ever had, the deviant things he dreamed of. He was disgusting. You were too innocent, he'd felt guilty before, but now he felt like he was defiling you just by thinking about you.

You took his silence as pity and pointedly looked away from him, taking a deep breath.

"It's not like I don't want to. I do. But, ugh, it's so silly...no one has ever shown any interest. I'm not exactly a goddess like Nami."

"Darling, I don't believe no one has ever shown interest." He offered a smile. Gods if you only knew how badly he ached for you. How hard you made him. Now wasn't the time for him to blow your friendship over him thinking with his dick. You were being vulnerable.

"I don't need your pity Sanji. It's okay. You don't have to give me the 'everyone's beautiful in their own way' speech. There's more to me than my lack of experience! I'm a good fighter! I have talents, I don't need to be pretty. Just, sometimes, it'd be nice.". 

This wouldn't do. He had to try to fix this. He took your small hands in his, trying not to lose his breath at how warm they felt. Swinging them lightly, he stared into your eyes.

“You are a beautiful girl, you deserve way better than some kind of bastard like that. Men are pigs (name), you shouldn't trust any of them."

"I trust you."

Sanji froze. You peaked up at him shyly. He looked conflicted, and that caused you to smile sadly, misinterpreting the look. You withdrew your hands, fiddling with them in your lap. "I didn't mean that you should take one for the team Ji, I just meant that, well, I trust you. I don't think you're a pig."

"You shouldn't trust me." He lowered his voice. You stared at him, clearly taken aback. "I'm just as bad."

"No, you-"

"No. I'm an absolute pig darling. You aren't that dense surely."

You frowned. "Sure you flirt a lot with other girls, but that's just you! It's charming, non-threatening. I don't see you acting like-"

"I flirt with you too!" He tried, clearly exasperated. You smiled.

"Exactly! You make cute comments to me, and call me cute things like darling, but you're just naturally flirty."

Sanji groaned. Your smile slowly faltered. Sanji screwed his eyes shut. "I'm not 'just naturally flirty'...I mean, I am, I suppose, but I'm actually trying to flirt with you. I thought you were just being polite, but are you really that dense?"

"I....you are?"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"But, I'm..." You gestured to yourself. "You're more friendly than flirty to me?" 

"You're too innocent, it's not like I could just waltz right up and tell you that I think you're hot, can I?" He bristled. 

You felt electricity surge down your spine. Hot? Sanji thought you were hot? Sanji? 

Sanji took your silence as disgust. "See! That's exactly why I couldn't tell you."

"You think I'm hot?" He nodded. Your grin spread, hurting your blushing cheeks. Your eyes sparkling. "You think I'M hot?!"

"Yes, okay!" He sounded almost angry.

"Sanji, you're gorgeous! I'm too awkward. Too fat. Too plain. I'm not a model or some kind of beauty. And you're telling me someone as handsome as you, thinks I'm attractive!? And I-"

You stopped, really thinking about what he said. "Innocent? I....well I suppose. I'm not that innocent though."

Sanji's nostrils flared. "Not that innocent? Please love! You prance around in those low-cut tops and shorts in front of everyone, thinking that they ain't gonna go ballistic? You're too trusting of men, thinking that we aren't all beasts inside."

You laughed, still riding the high of his praise. Sanji snarled, banging his fist on the kitchen table. "No! It's true. You think someone doesn't see the way your tits look and salivate? You don't think you would make anyone insane? You don't think I got so fucking hard when you told me you're a virgin?"

He froze, blood turning to ice, clearly regretting blurting out that last bit. You stared at him, eyes round with wonder. He avoided your gaze, cringing at what you said next.

"I...I make you hard?".

"I'm sorry (name), that was very ungentlemanly of me. I didn't mean to say that last part." 

"But you did." He felt warm hands prying his open and playing with his fingers. He flitted his eyes up to see your face red, staring at him with your eyes practically sparkling with mirth. "God, I've wanted you to fuck me for ages, and now you're telling me you've actually wanted to this whole time?"

Sanji stiffened, cock twitching. He ached painfully. He felt parched, throat burning. This had to be a joke. "You...what?"

"Yeah. Fuck. I, mean, the clothing was purposeful at first, I wanted you to notice me. I had no idea it was working though, haha!"

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, I thought you knew? You never noticed I only wore those kinds of clothes when you were around? You never noticed how I tried to cling to you in the kitchen? I just assumed you knew and thought I was gross, so I pulled back." You laughed. "Did you seriously think that because I'm a virgin I can't think sexually?"

"But you've never-"

"You've never said anything raunchy to me like you do to other girls. I thought you saw me as a little sister. It'd be weird if someone you saw like family told you they want to suck your dick."

"Fuck." He hissed. 

"Oh this is too good! Have I been torturing you?" You laughed, running a hand up his arm. "You must be so frustrated."

"You have no idea." 

"I could help you." 

Sanji groaned. "You can't say things like that."

"Oh." You pulled back, back to being timid. Even if it was at his expense, Sanji felt the loss of your confident persona. Fuck he really was a masochist, wasn't he? "I, um, I'd need you to guide me. But if you did want help, I'd like to be the one."

"God, you have no idea what you're doing to me." He heard you giggle lightly. He opened his eyes to see you biting your lip, staring up at him through thick lashes, a blush adorning your chubby cheeks. He throbbed.

"You could show me? I promise I'll be gentle! Please Sanji? Can I pretty please touch your dick?"

Sanji felt like he was going to explode from how cute you were. 

"Fuck. Please."

You squealed in excitement, jumping up from the table, both his arms in hand. He wanted to laugh at how innocent you looked, but instead he felt a lump in his throat. You didn't notice, pulling the seated man into an awkward, crushing hug.

"C'mon! C'mon what are you waiting for? Let's go!" 

"Go where?" He laughed at your eagerness. "In case you haven't noticed darling, we aren't exactly alone."

The way you deflated was comical. What wasn't was the wicked glint that formed in your eyes. Sanji gulped, that was never a good sign. He watched as you quickly dashed out of the kitchen. Sanji looked around, confused. Minutes passed. He got up from the table, moving over to the kitchen island, hiding his lower half behind the counter, lest one of the crew wandered in. He sighed, willing his boner away. 

Bang!

The door flew open. Sanji jumped. There you stood frantically in the doorway. Your hair a mess, breathing heavy, and that wicked glint set on him. He watched as you closed the kitchen door, taking a chair and boarding the door. You grinned, stalking towards him.

No. There's no way.

"We aren't going to be disturbed." You were practically vibrating in excitement.

"What? No. Not in the kitchen. We. Eat. Here." Sanji hissed. You peeked up at him, lip pouting. 

"Please? I'll make sure there's no mess left." You pleaded. 

No mess? Sanji closed his eyes and groaned when he realised what you meant. You were going to be the death of him. When he opened his eyes you were in front of him, staring at him shyly. He startled.

"Can I kiss you? Or is that too far?"

Too far? He wanted to cry. You really had no idea what you were doing to him. He bent down. You grinned. He wrapped an arm around the back of your head, pulling you closer. You tipped your head up. He smiled softly before placing his lips on top of yours.

Your lips locked together like the last piece of a puzzle. You sighed, eyes flitting closed. You pushed further against him, trying desperately to pull him closer. He tasted like cigarettes but you didn't mind, an addictive taste for an addictive man. You wanted more of him. You kissed him feverishly, reluctantly pulling back for air. You stared at the taller man through lidded eyes. He gazed down at you lovingly, a blush high on his cheeks. His blue eyes studied your face closely. 

Sanji laughed as with both hands you pulled his face back for another kiss. His skin was hot, your hands now cold against his cheeks. You tasted sweet and he wanted to devour you so badly. You were too cute. He felt you pull him closer to you. You were kissing and sucking at his lips before you felt it. Sanji bit back a groan, feeling your hips brush against him. He felt pure embarrassment as he heard your breath hitch, pulling away. He opened his mouth to protest but was cut off by a groan as you experimentally pushed your hips against him harder.

"Oh my gods." He heard you whisper against him. He froze. "Oh my gods it's so-"

"We can stop if it's too much dar-LING!"

He squeaked as he felt both your hands rake down his chest, you humming contently as you kept yourself pressed against him. He felt overwhelmed at how eager you were. He'd never had someone so upfront in wanting to touch him. His cocked throbbed. You mewled lightly, causing another throb.

"Oh my god it moves?" You giggled. He cracked a smile back. You were so innocent.

Sanji had made one crucial mistake though. That was thinking that just because you were inexperienced, that meant you would be submissive. He felt you cage him against the countertop, the wood digging into his ass, your hands on him. It wasn't that he didn't like it, the dissonance was making him dizzy. He felt your hands find purchase on his waist. You breathed out a dreamy sigh.

"God your waist is so fucking tiny."

Sanji bristled with embarrassment. He tried to address it without upsetting you. "Love, that's not exactly what I want to hear."

You giggled. "I can't help it, it's so hot. You could kick my ass if you wanted, but holy fuck you're just letting me feel you up. Gods I've seen you fight, I've seen how thick your legs are, but fuck your waist is so little."

Sanji hissed. He'd never experienced anything like this before. Your hands migrated upwards, resting on his pecs. Your slow pace was driving him insane.

"Can I?" You gestured to his shirt.

"Fuck, love, I'd love to, but maybe when we have somewhere more private okay? Don't want to be too unclothed if someone tries to come in. Same with you okay? Don't want anyone to see something so gorgeous." He smiled at you. You nodded your head, practically buzzing at the idea of this happening again. He winked at you. "You could take off something else though."

Sanji was shocked and delighted at how quickly you dropped to your knees. You began playing with his belt, figuring out how the clasp worked. Sanji scrunched his eyes shut. Fuck, you were so eager! He never would’ve expected it to go like this. Despite your eagerness you were so gentle, as if you were afraid of touching him. He was going to prompt you, but instead you softly pulled his zipper down and began drawing the fabric down till it sat mid thigh.

Oh, fuck. There he was, huh?

You looked at his clothed cock, studying It like it was some kind of strange bug. You wanted to laugh at the comparison. Above you Sanji was flushed, embarrassed by your staring. You ran a finger over the bulge. He hissed, his dick jumping lightly. You couldn't help the giggle that bubbled out of your throat. 

"What?"

"It's so cute the way it jumps."

"Maybe this was a mistake."

"No no no! I promise I'll be good. Can I, um... do I?"

"Just...hah...do what you think is right. I'll...correct you."

Sanji let out an undignified squeak as he felt you lightly grab the clothed bulge. You massaged it, feeling what you could, watching with curiosity how the man above you writhed. Exploratively, you moved your hand further back, cupping his balls through the fabric. The friction of the fabric against bare skin was pure torture.

"Oh shit!" Sanji whined. You withdraw your hand like it burnt. "That's, god, that's really sensitive okay? You're killing me sweetheart."

"Sorry." You mumbled, placing a kiss to his bare thigh. The "strange bug" jumped again. You began peppering more kisses to his thigh. Once you reached the inside of his thigh you breathed deeply, he smelt musky, it made your mouth water. Experimentally, you licked the inside of his thigh. Sanji's thigh tensed. You licked upwards in long stripes until you reached the leg of his underwear. You gave a quick moment of hesitation before you blew air over the bulge. Sanji hissed. Smiling, you placed a kiss directly over the top of his bulge. 

"Did you just kiss my dick?"

"Mmhmm. Watch, I'll do it again." You placed an open mouth wet kiss over Sanji's clothed cock. The man above you threw his head back, whining softly. The fabric was dampened with a mix of your spit and something else. You saw how taut the fabric had become. You cooed. "That looks like it hurts." 

Sanji nodded. You looked up at him.

"Can I take them off?"

He shuddered. "Fuck. Please (name)."

With curiosity you began dragging the wet underwear down his hips, settling them at his mid thigh. His musky scent overpowered you, and you watched with fascination as Sanji's cock slapped against his stomach. Looking up at him you saw how tight his eyes were scrunched, knuckles gripping the countertop. You noticed how he shivered lightly at the exposure. Sanji's cock stood, large, imposing, and leaking. You breathed out a curse. It looked gorgeous, just like him, long and lithe. His happy trail led to a neat little patch of dark hair. You salivated. Eyes drawing to your prize, you winced at how red and angry the head looked.

Sanji thought he was going to kill you when he felt you tap his cockhead like a microphone. Instead he bucked his hips away, humiliation colouring his face. "Stop that! I know you don't know what you're doing, but please use your brain dearest." 

You mumbled an apology before rubbing your hands together, trying to warm them. He watched as you wrapped a hand around his dick before moaning lowly. You studied him, absolutely enraptured, as you gave a test pump. The man above you crumbled. 

"Do you always get this way?"

"No." He panted.

"Just for me?" You tried sultry, trying to muster up some quote from a smutty novel you once read. Sanji peeked one eye open before groaning.

"No." His voice was strained, breathing heavy. You tried pumping him, but the rhythm was sloppy. "N-no. You're...it's a lot right now. I'm not used to it being this slow…or clumsy."

"Do you like it?" You looked up at him with wide eyes.

"Unfortunately." He muttered. With a burst of pride you tried pumping him harder. Sanji squealed, grabbing your hand. "Fuck (name), I really need you to spit in your hand. Th-that's painful."

"Oh...sorry." You offered. Sanji watched as you perversely spit in your hand, wrapping the digits back around his cock. You tried setting a rhythm, it was sloppy, but you focused on giving him consistent squeezing pressure. Sanji moaned lowly at the squeezing, hips rocking. 

Soon you reached a steady rhythm. You watched with bated breath before you slowed down. Sanji began to whine from the loss, only to keen loudly as he felt your lips enclose his cockhead. He began spluttering, eyes rolled backwards. He'd take anything right now, fuck he wanted to cum so bad. He sucked in a breath.

"No teeth, okay love?" 

You laughed, the vibrations tickling him in the best way. He moaned, trying desperately to not fuck your face. His eyes were so tightly scrunched.

You slowly forced yourself further down his length, squeezing the base. Sanji swore. You froze, taking a deep breath through your nose. When he didn't stop you, you continued your devotion. 

"Ack!" You choked, throat burning. You felt Sanji's hand patting your head. You retreated off him, coughing.

"Darling don't take more than you can okay. We don't want you to choke now."

You gazed up at him, eyes wet and throat hoarse. "Let me try again!" 

Your raspy voice made Sanji quiver, but the way you looked up at him, absolutely wrecked, made him burn. As quickly as he noticed it, it ended, and you unceremoniously inhaled his cock. He could feel you try to smile. 

"Fuck!" His voice was high as you sucked hard, adding your tongue to flatten against the underside of his cock. "(Name)! Baby, fuck, I-"

"Hey why won't the door open?" Zoro's voice rang through the wood. Sanji stilled, holding your head. The two of you looked at each other frozen. Sanji tried clearing his throat. 

"If you keep making noise out there, I'm gonna explode, Mosshead!"

You snorted, trying hard to not laugh. 'Yeah you're gonna explode,' you inwardly snickered. 

"Whatever shitty waiter." 

Silence. Sanji looked down at you. "Darling, maybe we should stop. It's okay, we can try again another day." He froze at the frustrated look that overtook your features. "Fuck." He whispered.

You sucked harshly causing Sanji to bite his hand hard to avoid screaming. He felt you try swallowing, watched as tears pricked your eyes. You didn't slow down on your work, sucking harshly and hands wandering. You grabbed a fistful of his asscheek, other hand tracing circles on his inner thigh. You felt him tensing, quivering. His hand reached for your neck, trying to coax you off. He was so close.

"Oh god!" Sanji gasped. "Baby I'm gonna cum, you need to hop off-AH!" 

You sucked harder, milking the man through his orgasm. It was like music the way he spluttered and grabbed the back of your head, nails scratching your scalp. You felt hot, thick liquid painting your throat. It wasn't pleasant, but fuck his reactions were. Some dribbled out of the corner of your mouth and Sanji wiped it away with a thumb, a fucked out expression on his features. He pulled his softened cock out of your mouth, and watched, breathless as you swallowed his seed. You made a grimace afterwards causing the man to laugh.

"Was it okay?" You asked, shyness taking over you. 

"You're lucky I don't mind a bit of torture. It was good for a first try." He gave you that flirty grin and a wink. "I think you need more practice though."

You laughed, outstretching a hand so he could help you up. You tried stretching your legs, noting the numb pain in your knees. You wrapped your arms around his middle. "Was I that bad?"

Sanji pulled his underwear and pants back up, zipping his pants closed. He pulled you closer. "Nah, you're just something else entirely. Silly." Kiss. "Torturous." Kiss. "And I am smitten with you."

"We've wasted enough time, better get back to it." You smiled against his lips. 

"I'd love to pay you back."

"Later loverboy, we're gonna have the whole crew in here soon if we don't hurry."

"I'm so glad there's a later."

You winked, straightening your clothes and heading for the door. You stopped, turning to stare at the man.

"For you baby? Always. Oh, can you make souffle?"

"What? Why?"

"I told the guys we were making a souffle and needed the kitchen completely silent."

Sanji laughed. You definitely kept him on his toes.

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I'm not going to lie, some of this is coloured by my first time hahaha! I am an incredibly awkward person, and yes I did also once tell a guy how cute I thought it was when dicks jump. He also told me I was fucked for that ha!

[cvrsedslytherin]

Not That Innocent / PT. 1 (NSFW)

MDNI ⚠️

Pairing: Sebastian Sallow x fem!Reader (Modern AU/Non-Magical)

Disclaimer: Characters aged up to 18.

Note: This is a two-shot and actually a remake of a fanfic I wrote a few years ago for a different video game fandom. It was a gay fic too so I had a lot to redo here lmao. If you see ANY mistakes, lord, pls tell me. This is the only smut I ever attempted… I usually like writing angst and fluff. This part is also supposed to be comedic! It’s inspired by dirty & raunchy songs lol.

Summary: You and your (taken) best friend, Sebastian Sallow are spending the summer together after graduation. You’re hanging out with him one day, as usual, when he decides to borrow your iPod, having forgotten his. Upon plugging in his earphones while he walks with you outside, he hits play… and doesn’t expect for VERY explicit sexual songs to hit his ears but they do… that’s when the chaos will slowly starts to brew.

Songs used in this part: Slow Down by Chase Atlantic, All The Time by Jeremih, Flesh by Simon Curtis, Daddy AF by Slayyyter, Church by Chase Atlantic

A typical, hot summer day was occurring in the small but cozy countryside called Feldcroft. The sun was beaming it’s rays onto every inch it possibly could. It was the afternoon; so in about an hour or so, the sun was to set. Two best friends were walking through the paths, enjoying their last few weeks of summer vacation before they headed off to adulthood. They explored every inch of Feldcroft, even venturing off further away. They knew all these places like the back of their hands; the two had always been so fond of adventures and going everywhere.

— ♡ —

You and Sebastian Sallow have been best friends for a few years now. Sebastian’s first best friends were his twin sister, Anne Sallow and a blond guy named Ominis Gaunt. They were all of the same age; they’ve been through thick and thin together. You had two other best friends who meant the world to you as well. Their names were Imelda Reyes and Garreth Wealsey; your friends could be slight shitheads but all in good fun. A few years ago, you had met Sebastian because you ended up moving to Feldcroft with your family. The two of you instantly bonded and got along, becoming the best of friends.

You had met Sebastian’s sister and best friend while he met yours. You all hung out together or in even bigger groups; everyone pretty much got along with only a few little clashes happening. You had summers filled with happy moments and you all made a pact, to stay together even when adulthood started.

You and Sebastian had gotten closer and closer, since the time you met. In the recent year, you two often made plans to hang out; just the two of you. Both of you enjoyed each-other’s company… quite a lot, that even Sebastian’s sister would secretly tease him at home.

So was it more than just a mere friendship?

It was. For you, at least.

You definitely ended up falling for Sebastian, quite quickly; as foolish as it was. Love at first sight really seemed to be the thing for you except not so much sight but more so, love at first connection? It was complicated and it ran deeper than most would think. You kept that secret buried to yourself; only Imelda and Garreth knew.

You knew that you had no chance with Sebastian, because Sebastian is actually dating his best friend, Ominis. You, being the optimist that you are, kept all your feelings to yourself and didn’t sulk on it; putting on a strong front always. You loved Sebastian so much, that you didn’t think the friendship was worth ruining over these feelings. Plus going after someone taken, that just wasn’t right to you. Ominis was your friend now too. Though Sebastian and him had never acted like a couple so much— it was a bit strange.

However, you couldn’t deny that you two had some moments. Simple, little things that were probably nothing to Sebastian; in your opinion. Things like, accidental soft touches that lingered for a bit, cheesy smiles and laughter. You know, all the little things that give you false hope.

You used music and such, to escape into a fantasy world. Where Sebastian was single and loved you back or just to enjoy your feelings about him, alone. Or even to vent. This was how you coped, privately.

You planned to move on from your feelings. Really, you did and you promised yourself that by the end of this summer vacation, you’re really going to put that plan in motion.

What a silly girl though.

Unknown to you and everyone except Sebastian, Ominis and Anne was that Sebastian and Ominis were not really dating. Before you moved to Feldcroft, Sebastian was plagued at school. Plagued by a plethora of fangirls, because he was too charming, confident & witty. He made everyone swoon. Not just girls. It didn’t help that he was naturally a bit cocky and flirty at times, making the girls go crazy. But Sebastian was getting into trouble and other things; he didn’t want to focus on girls too much. He didn’t take them so seriously. And perhaps, he messed around with a few on rare occasions. But he could be a bookworm, he loved sneaking around and finding things he shouldn’t. His curiousity was beyond and he loved topics that were somewhat controversial or dark. Eventually, all these fangirls started to annoy him a smidge (as they would literally follow him home during the summer breaks a few times), it was getting exhausting and distracting so he figured there was one way to make them back off, pretend to date someone. And the only person he could trust with such a task was Ominis. It took begging beyond begging; to the point where he forced Anne to get Ominis to agree. Being bombarded by both of the Sallow twins got to Ominis and he did it.

Once Sebastian and Ominis started pretending to be a couple, the fangirls started coming around much less. It was actually working quite well and everyone got a breather finally. They kept the pretend dating act up still to this day however, even after graduating not too long ago. See… there was just one girl, his classmate, that had been a bit more obsessed than the others and to the point of horrid stalking which made him feel unwell. It even made Anne feel unsafe in her own home. Sebastian cared very much for his sister and her safety too.

He had several minor incidents that scarred him. The trio hadn’t told their other friends, especially not you because of safety reasons again. They didn’t want to drag their friends into this mess although they had felt so guilty for lying. Sebastian had almost blurted it out many times to which Anne and Ominis stopped him. They had agreed that once they knew the stalker had fully given up and there was no trace of her; they would finally tell everyone the truth. That time was actually approaching as lately, it felt like she was finally gone for good.

When this act first started (about a year ago), Sebastian was fine with pretending but it got harder and harder now. He didn’t even expect to fall in love so this charade was fine…

Another silly person here… because falling in love, is exactly what happened to him.

Ominis knew his best friend fell in love with you, since the day you two met. Another classic case of ‘love at first sight.’ Except… the way it felt for you, was the way it felt like for Sebastian. He was drawn to you like a moth to a flame and so fast; it shocked and confused him at first.

Sebastian was a stubborn one, struggling to admit it for a long time. Plus this was one of his strongest bonds now and he was completely oblivious to your feelings so he didn’t want to ruin anything. He couldn’t lose you. That’s why he didn’t ask you to play the role of pretend partner. Plus you didn’t go to the same school as them. You had actually been homeschooled. You met Garreth through Imelda— your families had known each other.

Ominis and Anne thought you would be a perfect match for him and they had a feeling that you felt the same towards him. Honestly, everyone could probably see it but since nobody else (except Anne) knew the truth of Ominis and Sebastian, they probably thought that your feelings were one-sided. Ominis and Anne didn’t want to push Sebastian. In a way, they wanted him to try and get it together on his own. After-all this is Sebastian’s first love, no matter how much he denies it. He’s always had an extremely soft heart towards you to prove it.  

So here you two are, spending almost every minute of summer together lately. Both oblivious to the other’s feelings, acting as if you two had no feelings.

Another thing with Sebastian, he saw you as an innocent flower. Even when you get told the truth, what would he do? Toss his friendship with you aside, just to confess his stupid feelings? Sebastian had experienced a lot in life early. He saw himself almost as dirty and you were just “too pure” in his eyes. A part of him wanted to corrupt you and just say ‘fuck it,’ another part didn’t want to dirty you and then a huge part just didn’t want to fuck up the amazing friendship and bond he developed with you. He was an utter mess internally.

— ♡ —

Both of you were walking down the path; just chilling and enjoying the sights now. There were actually little stands & shops around. Not many by a few. Sebastian was going to be sleeping over your place tonight, as he did a few times a week during this vacation. Regardless of the fact that you two lived with houses right across from each other!

You just wanted to grab one more snack and then head off to see the sunset. You enjoyed a stroll around the grassy areas. You just really loved the outdoors, while Sebastian did too. You both also enjoy being indoor & reading together. You certainly had things in common which is probably why you two bonded so immediately. Sebastian did love watching the sunset for some reason, especially with you. Red, yellow, orange, purple and pink colors meshed together for the sunset and the best place to watch it was near a large hill by Feldcroft. They were surrounded by nature but this one spot was perfect; everything about it was just tranquil.  

As you two walked, Sebastian stopped you for a moment, because he really wanted some music suddenly.

“Hey Y/N, can I see your iPod?” He asked you before you two came near a little food shop that was stationed there.

He forgot his iPod and knew you carried one everywhere. Although he never borrowed or asked for your iPod before, he figured you both have a similar taste in music since you two liked a lot of similar things anyways. You were the type of person to enjoy many genres and Sebastian appreciated a lot so he could get into other genres.

“Don’t have yours?” You questioned but didn’t mind at all giving the iPod to him.

You were definitely a girl who believed that sharing is caring.  

“Nope and we both know I like music sometimes,” Sebastian stated, holding out his hand as he saw you already preparing to give it to him.

“No problem,” you said while handing the iPod to him. You had no second thought what-so-ever to hand that iPod over and that is where the problems will start.

Both of you entered the food shop, you were gazing around for a large menu and Sebastian was putting in the earphones to listen to your iPod.

“I’m gonna sit over there for you,” Sebastian said while pointing to a small table at the side. He knew you would take a bit of time picking out something to eat on the go.

You smiled and nodded your head, “I’ll try to be fast!”

Sebastian’s heart skipped a beat whenever he saw you smile but he quickly dismissed it. He rolled his eyes at you, smirking, “sure, silly. Like you usually are,” the sarcasm dripping off his tongue.

You pouted for a moment, “I promise, Seb!” With that, you turned around and quickly searched for the menu. While you turned your back to Sebastian to go chase the menu, he hit play on the iPod without even checking what song would play.

You had been listening to the iPod before, so whatever song you left on was continuing to play. What wasn’t known was when you had last listened to it.

Sebastian froze on the spot, staring at your back; you, who were moving further and further away as the lyrics filled his ears.

Push a little further on the edge

Crawl a little further on the bed, babe

I'm burning up, yeah, all I see is red

Sebastian thought he was hearing shit until the next line came…

She said, "Fuck me like I'm famous"I said, "Okay”

Sebastian almost dropped the iPod from his hand while trying to hit pause.

“What the hell…” He stared absentmindedly at your back still until an old lady told him to stop staring and take a seat. He was in the way of other customers.

He quickly scurried on to the table he told you he’d be waiting at.

“Ok… Imelda or Garreth must have definitely messed with her iPod.” Sebastian thought because he knew there was no way, that sweet and innocent Y/N would be listening to this.

“Right?” There was a small doubt but he swallowed it down and decided to believe that Imelda and Garreth definitely used this iPod. They were not as innocent as you, at all, so logically Sebastian could make sense of that.

At that moment he looked back at you, you were in the distance but caught him staring at you now. You waved and mouthed, “almost done.” Sebastian quickly recovered from the song and just shot a nod towards you.

You turned back around and waited in line while Sebastian just hit next for a different song to play.

Morning's when I think about you, yeah. I hit you, like "What you saying?" In the morning's when I wanna fuck you, yeah. I hit you, like "What you..." Early in the morning's when I think about you, yeah. I hit you, like "What you saying?" In the morning's when I wanna fuck you, yeah. I hit you, like "What you saying?"

Again, he was too shocked to process what was going on.

This time, Sebastian knew Imelda or Garreth definitely had fucked around with your iPod or used it. Sebastian is sure he never heard you say the word “sex” even.

He found himself staring again at you, you were still waiting in line. It didn’t help that you actually had a very nice body. Sebastian towered over your frame when in front of you; you were short (which he adored) and had a lovely skin tone. The sun warming it up from all your adventures. You wore a sleeveless shirt that definitely showed off some smooth and delicate looking skin along with shorts. Not super short but they still showed those legs of yours. You had amazing hair that was so silky and shiny, Sebastian just wanted to grab it or run his fingers through sometimes.

He found himself eyeing your body up and down. These two songs had already started throwing his mind to the gutter slowly which is why he snapped himself out of it.

“Fucking Imelda… or Garreth… those shitheads…” Sebastian whispered to himself.

“Next song Sebastian, can’t possibly get worse,” he told himself softly as he closed his eyes, leaned back on the chair and changed the song again.

This is not the way into my heart. Into my head. Into my brain. Into none of the above

His eyebrow quirked up a bit but he stayed in the same position, not moving.

“This one doesn’t seem too bad…” he thought and continued to focus on the song… until moments later, the words:

Push up to my body. Sink your teeth into my flesh. Get undressed. Taste the flesh. Bite into me harder. Sink your teeth into my flesh. Pass the test. Taste the flesh. Hold me up against the wall. Give it till I beg

spilled out of the singer’s mouth. Sebastian snapped his eyes open and felt annoyed. These lyrics were actually tempting him to eye fuck his best friend and start imaging those lyrics coming true.

Suddenly, he felt a bit hot. He knew if it continued, he would get turned on… very badly especially because it’s you… his biggest weakness.

This playlist on the girl’s iPod is actually going to drive him insane.

“I’m gonna fucking kill those two for defiling her iPod like this…” He kept shoving those thoughts away. You were next in line and finally paying for the food. Sebastian decided to skip past 10 songs instantly.

“One normal song, I beg you…” The voice in his head said. He really needed a different song, any damn song, just to get his mind off of all the dirty thoughts he was starting to have. Sebastian grabbed the water bottle he was carrying before. He wished it was holy water instead.

I been fuckin' models

As soon as he took a large sip of his water, he instantly choked at the song that started from the iPod. 

I been poppin' bottles all night. Playboy in the grotto. Put it on your face boy. Alright (Alright, alright) (Ooh) Daddy as fuck. I feel daddy as fuck

People near him were looking at him and a little girl had asked him if he was okay, to which Sebastian calmed down and told her he was. He turned off the iPod for a bit now and you finally made your way to the table.

Sebastian stared at you when you came around, which made you almost blush but you did your best to fight the blush off. You were confused as to why he was suddenly giving you a super intense stare so you cleared your throat.

“I’m back and got you a snack as well…” You started saying slowly and Sebastian snapped out of his stare.

“Shit, she’s probably wondering why I was staring…” He thought and quickly reverted to his normal self.

“Thanks, you’re the best.” He said to you, smiling just a bit and you mentally sighed in relief.

“Sebastian has the most intense stares ever…” You thought; you noticed this when you had first become friends while you constantly paid attention to Sebastian. “That stare is… so hot…” You mentally slapped yourself for thinking that and gave him an ice cream treat, one that was his favorite flavor.

Sebastian’s mind was still somewhere in the gutter a bit. The reason he stared at you was because the word ‘fucking’ kept popping into his head thanks to the songs he heard. Suddenly, flashes of several images with him fucking you in every position possible would appear. Slowly, Sebastian felt his pants get just a bit tighter. He gulped and did his best to push it all away. “Just focus on the popsicle….”

Typically, Sebastian was good at concealing most of his deeper emotions so you definitely had no idea what was running through your best friend’s mind currently. He grabbed the ice cream treat from you and decided to put all his focus into it.

“Are we gonna go…” You had asked the dear best friend who hadn’t moved from his spot still, which made him blink.

“Oh right, the sunse…—” Sebastian suddenly paused. He was about to get up but instantly plopped back into his seat. “I’m hard… surely, it can’t be seen? Right?” He questioned himself. He definitely did not want you noticing. “I doubt she’s gonna even look there… jesus, I’m a dumbass but…” he kept mentally rambling on. You just stared, waiting for an answer and feeling confusion coming on again.

“Is he okay…” You were a little bit worried now. “Um… Seb—“ you started but were cut off by him.

“Sorry! I’m just feeling so tired, do you think we can just sit here and eat? No sunset today.”

The little worry and confusion was leaving you and you smiled, “of course. We did do much more today than we usually do. We can see it tomorrow,” said you, enthusiastically. He was glad you were a super understanding person and also super unaware of your surroundings.

“Great, now let’s eat already…” Sebastian took a lick of his ice cream, “it’s gonna melt on us soon.” “Hopefully my problem down there is gonna go away soon too,” Sebastian still battling thoughts in his head. “Just focus on the coldness, picture being surrounded by ice if you have to.”

You took the seat next to him and both of you started enjoying the ice cream treat in comfortable silence. It was there that you noticed how focused Sebastian was on his ice cream. “Wow, he was really craving a snack…”

Suddenly you found yourself staring deeply at the brunet boy who didn’t even take notice. The way his tongue licked the popsicle stick. He’d swirl that tongue around the whole thing. You suddenly felt chills run down your spine. “Oh god…” You felt your nerves slowly rising. You didn’t mean to analyze him eating ice cream but you did and it looked hot to you. You imagined that tongue delving into your… “GODS, don’t you dare finish that thought,” you thought to yourself.

Then you looked away and started eating yours; you had a habit of sucking all the juices out of it first. You just easily had it sliding into your mouth. Of course… your mind went south again when you started that. Now you imagined sucking Sebastian off… “SHIT, I’m doing it again!!” You mentally scolded yourself and thanked the Gods that he wasn’t paying attention because you felt your face panic a bit.

Sebastian’s plan on focusing on the cold had actually worked and the ice cream stick was all gone. He managed to eat in peace, somehow. He felt himself slowly relaxing again and free from dirty thoughts. Plus avoiding you also helped. He knew that if he watched you eat your stick, his head would turn that dirty too. To be fair, it was a popsicle stick and unknown to him— you had that thought moments ago. It’s not like you could cut it and eat pieces of it. He knew if he dared a look at you while you ate it… he’d imagined it was his cock instead of the popsicle.

Sebastian was now debating on bringing up the iPod playlist to you but he was convinced that surely, it was someone else who had made it and he was just unlucky to have it play. He concluded that demons were clearly just testing him on top of it.

He suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up to see you closer to him, “yeah?” Sebastian asked, noticing how his heart skipped a small beat again today, whenever you got close to him. “You ready to start heading home?” Your gentle voice rang out.

He realized that the sun had definitely set and there were barely many people left in this food shop. It was weird because he was shocked how fast time flew.

“Yeah, that ended so quick,” he chuckled a bit and grabbed his stuff, including your iPod.

“Time flies by when you’re having fun!” You grinned and grabbed your stuff too, getting out of your seat. You two didn’t carry too much around though.

On most days, you and Sebastian would talk about a lot of things like life in general but on days like this, you didn’t have deep conversations or long ones. You simply just enjoyed being together, even if you started doing your own seperate things. Plus today was quite the day for both of you, battling your inner conflicted horny thoughts for each other.

Walking out of the shop, you two started heading into the direction of your home specifically.

“Gonna listen to my iPod?” You asked Sebastian who almost froze on the spot for a second but remembered what he had concluded about it before. He’ll just forget whatever happened, “it was just a dumb stroke of bad luck.”

“If you don’t mind, I’ll borrow it for the walk home plus we aren’t that far.” He answered and you replied, “no problem. I hope you found some good songs.”

Sebastian felt a bit nervous but forced out a smile with a nod, “oh, you have no idea Y/N…”

He put the earphones back into his ears and decided to press ‘shuffle all,’ hoping that whatever happened earlier wouldn’t happen again. That maybe it wasn’t a playlist… just all the dirty songs came out first today.

He truly was a fool.

You two were about fifteen minutes away from your home so the walk wouldn’t be too long but Sebastian should’ve known better when it came to the iPod because the song that started playing definitely wasn’t innocent… Honestly, did the boy really think it was all just bad luck?

You're wearing nothing but my t-shirt Call me shallow but I'm only getting deeper, yeah. Stay on the ground until your knees hurt No more praying, baby I'ma be your preacher

“Bloody hell. What the fuck…” Sebastian mentally cursed to himself. The lyrics were so dangerous, so vivid to him. He slowed his walking pace so that you were a bit more ahead of him. You seemed to be in your own world anyways, which did happen a lot.

Sebastian stared at the girl, and at the ass that was swaying in his view gently, focusing on the words of the song.

“Stay on the ground til your knees hurt…” and there came the mental visual of you turning around, his pants & underwear pulled down by you and you wrapping your pretty lips around his dick instantly. He could feel himself a sweat a little.

The song continued and he still walked but his gaze on you was definitely a lust-filled one now but also one of curiosity and shock. Confusion had settled in as well because there truly was no way that you listened to these songs, but something about innocent little you doing dirty things to him seemed like an amazing thought at the moment.

I'm about to take you back to church (back to church, baby) Well, tell me your confessions, baby, what's the worst? Yeah (yeah, what's the worst?) Baptise in your thighs 'til it hurts (you know it hurts) 'Cause I'm about to take you back to church (oh yeah)

The same thing that happened in the shop was surely going to happen to Sebastian again, his pants already felt a bit tighter now. That boner was ready to come back to life, blood slowly rushing down. He bit his lip, “I am a horrible person. Really…” But those lyrics truly hit him this time. “I’m clearly touch starved now or something…”

You were still in your own world, walking; not yet noticing that he had slowed down a little bit.

“I’m about to take you back to church huh…” Sebastian thought the song was playing mind games with him because he clearly needed a church right now…

“A church to fuck your best friend in…” The inner devil had taken over his mind for sure now. The song kept going:

I'll keep you up until the sunset. Speaking in tongues yeah we ain't done yet, yeah

“Or that secluded perfect hill… Y/N… sunset… ah shit.” His mind was truly at war. He was letting the lyrics take over but he snapped out of it finally. Luckily, Sebastian had some experience in life and knew to control himself a bit better than most guys at eighteen. At least, that’s what he assured himself of!

A part of him wondered if you were innocent at all but then at that moment, you realized Sebastian wasn’t quite next to you as you walked so you stopped and looked back to him. Your one eyebrow quirking upwards. “Seb?”

When he saw the innocent look on the your face, he definitely pushed any dirty thought out. He cared too much about you. He stopped moving, shoving out any impure thought he had and acted normal, “Y/N?” He finger moved to press pause on the song.

“We’re almost at my home, you okay though?” You questioned him.

“Sorry, you were walking a bit ….fast,” He stated, quite lamely. “Really Sebastian… walking a bit fast?”

Also it had been fifteen minutes? Did he subconsciously replay that song three times, he wondered.

You, still being naive and unaware totally took it as normal, “oh alright. Sorry Seb.” You had a small smile shot towards him.

“No, it’s okay.” Sebastian replied and you said back to him, “you should’ve told me to slow down. I forget you said you were so tired at the shop.”

“Ah Y/N… why is she so caring for others?” That’s definitely a quality Sebastian loved but also worried about with you. You always put others first, never yourself.

He moved closer to you, you were standing still and he ruffled your hair a bit, “it’s no big deal, dork. Let’s keep going, it’s going to get much darker soon and who knows what freaks are out.” “Me included… clearly…”

This was that one small moment that you cherished. Even if it was just a simple ruffling of your hair, it felt affectionate, his fingers so gently did it— never harshly. “And very wrong to think anything more of it because he is your TAKEN best friend.” You let out an actual sigh. He stopped, “what’s wrong?”

“Huh?” You snapped back into reality and moved away quickly, “nothing, c’mon let’s go!” You started walking a bit faster, only because you could feel your heart waver a bit.

Sebastian didn’t question anything and followed along but he pressed play, forgetting for a second what had happened with the songs.

And I’ll keep leading you on, if you keep leading me into your room.

“No! Shit, turn it off!” He quickly shut the iPod off. “Y/N needs to really monitor her damn iPod whenever Imelda or Garreth use it... the songs they put in here.”

He had decided to nonchalantly speak up on it, as you were closing in on your house finally.

“Hey Y/N?” He asked, calmly as he could; a mask on to show that nothing had bothered him.

“Yeah?” You replied back.

“Who else uses this iPod?” There was no doubt in Sebastian’s mind that it’s going to be Imelda or Garreth… or both at once just to mess with the girl. They did like playing with her.

“Huh?” You two had reached your doorsteps but before going in, you paused, looking for the key in your pockets. “No one? Only me.”

On the inside, Sebastian was numb for a second and then he felt like bursting out. What showed on the outside was a blush, furiously spreading across his face. He was completely taken off-guard.

“O-oh…” He stumbled out, “okay.” “Oh, fuck me…”

He just discovered something new… and highly interesting about you.

And was very much turned on again.

TO BE CONTINUED… (Sorry— part 1 was just a tease lol. I just need to remake the final & actual spicy part now. I’ll update this with the link when it comes)

I do not own these songs! Of course. Nor the pics above. (I found them on pinterest, no creds. I’m so sorry)

Part 2 Sneak Peak 💋

[olivianyx]

UPDATES ON MY JOURNEY

Heyy all! I've been focusing on my senior professional medical year and it has been stressful. So here are some things I manifested effortlessly and a few things without me thinking about it. Long ass post ahead! ⚠️⚠️

1. Getting more pocket money than usual. Like my parents usually transact in my account like a $80 or $100 AUD per month. But in both feb and march this year, they transacted me $500 and $700 AUD! Plus! I occasionally find $10 or $50 cash in my classroom or on the streets sometimes (and they come lie next to my feet 😭) I'd ask everyone in my class if it's theirs, and they say no. What do y'all expect me to do? Like go and give it to the university management?? 😭 hell no, so i kept it lol.

2. MANIFESTED DIOR'S LIP OILS!! 😭😭 LIKE 5 OF THEM 😭 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE OBSESSED WITH LIP OILS 😭😭 AND I WANTED THE RASPBERRY ONE SO BAD, AND GUESS WHAT? I MANIFESTED IT ALONG WITH 4 OTHER SHADESS OMGGG 😭😭😭

3. My crush giving me hints that she's obsessed with me 😭 like she literally told me 'you're so sweet and caring, I've never met a person like this after my grandma' cus her grandma passed away recently and she was so depressed. She even had an eye infection, so she stopped coming to the uni. So i had to make sure she's alright, and met her everyday cus she needed someone real bad. Like she needed to talk to someone and get that thing bothering her outta her head. I was there all along whatever she was going through (don't come at me y'all, ik if we help someone they would say all these things but she's my crush lol so) She's also getting real close to me, like she tells me how annoying people are lol. She loves skin ship, physical touch, being clingy around me, and complimenting me 😭😭 so these are the hints 😭 like friends wouldn't do that right? Would they?? (My friends diss me right in front of everyone 😶)

4. I've always been the type to care too much for the silliest things, nowadays I don't really put my energy into it and become all anxious. My anxiety levels have completely gone down like I'm literally cool asf?? Even while being in public?? Literally yess

5. Manifested getting my hair coloured next week! and my mom permitted me! For my cousin's engagement in april, I wanna be there like the hot younger sister I am lol. I just wanna make my relatives and their kids jealous cus they made fun of me when I was younger (my younger self has been dreaming for this moment) so why not a revenge glow up?? 😭

6. Losing weight even though I eat like a pig due to my study stress. Like literally I ate a 5 course meal one day and lost 2 kgs the next day? (cus I randomly checked my weight for 2 days cus I had to submit my height and weight to the university student records)

7. Getting a natural blush on my face! Like it's such a game changer, I look like a movie star y'all 😭✋🏻

8. My teachers complimenting me for my discipline and high scores. As yk uni professors don't even give af bout students and they complimented me??

9. Getting into a new friend group! My old one was too toxic and they would always bully me (verbally) my new friend group is literally soo damn enjoyable! Like they're the cool kids of the year 😭 and now I'm one too!

10. As I mentioned in my older post that I'm moving into an apartment. We moved in and it was too difficult for me to sleep as the place was new and also there we're disturbances in the night time like stomping noises or playing loud music at night. So the neighbors there were too sweet that they introduced and comforted us that it's okay and if something's bothering us they'll take care of it. And they literally made the people who we're causing those disturbances to vacate out 😭😭✋🏻

11. My hair getting shinier! It was brittle before as I was severely anemic, now my baby hair is back and it's shining ✨

12. I overheard my parents conversing that they should make me audition for an entertainment company....like what? 😭😭✋🏻 when I asked them once years back they denied giving me a 4 hour lecture and now they wanna make me audition?? Like literally 😭 y'all watch me at the Grammy's (after 5 years lol)

13. Getting into the void on command or intention.

14. I literally get free foods everywhere I go 😭😭

15. I got free gifts from my uncle who's living in France! He works at a fashion company and he sent me perfumes and a few outfits (I can't reveal it I'm sorry)

I ONLY WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY LIP OIL, GETTING CLOSE TO MY CRUSH AND FOCUSING ON MY STUDIES. THE REST, I MANIFESTED WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT.

SO WHAT NEXT?

I've decided to respawn to my waiting next month. I'm still scripting how my waiting room should be... So it might take time for me. So till then I'm gonna be strengthening my self concept even more, and also getting more and more excited to be in my waiting room! I want my waiting room to be like a more like a sci fi movie and a princess fairytale combined 😭 (ik I'm weird). Like I just want my favorite anime characters to be there to help me script my DR ✋🏻 So I'm kinda in a more excited mode lately to script my waiting room! Will give you updates on how my waiting room will be in a future post! So until then take care, love you, byeeee byeeee!

- olivia 🤍

[biggest-geo-oogami-enjoyer]

Imagine a poly relationship w/ geo and crowe just to spite sol 😹

The More the Merrier (Crowe + Geo x MC/Reader - Relationship HCs)

I'M NOT DEAD I SWEAR I'M JUST WORKING ON 4 ONESHOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!! (2 of them will be out by the upcoming Tuesday I promise <3333)

Anyway, to the two anons who requested this, I pray you'll enjoy. I actually kinda cooked on this one muahahaha. >:]

- Signed by biggest-geo-oogami-enjoyer T.W.: Mentions of sex, nothing explicit.

The more the merrier: a proverb indicating something is more fun with more people.

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This is your formal reminder from me as to how lucky you are to have scored both of these pretty tumblrsexymen.

Crowe is essentially the furnace of you three. He’s warm, fuzzy and comfortable. and hot

He basically serves as the mediator for conflicts, and his charisma often means he gets people to like you lot more (because he’s nice af plus rich)

Geo’s the cold one, and he is often the ‘bodyguard’ of you and Crowe, he often looms behind you both with the most ornery side eye anyone has ever seen. He’s also your #freepass. Literally anywhere he goes, he gets VIP (and so do you and Crowe muahaha)

Did I mention rich? 

As in…both are so fucking wealthy it gives you a brain aneurysm????

AS IN BOTH CAN AFFORD PRIVATE JETS AND IT NOT MAKE A DENT IN THEIR ACCOUNTS?!?!??!?!?!!?!!?!??

It’s actually crazy.

Unfortunately, being rich means you’re all targets, mostly you though, because you’re the most financially ‘average’ of the trio.

Geo often has his bodyguards supervise you and Crowe 24/7.

This guy will set rottweilers on his enemies if he must, preferably the ravenous ones. <33

Crowe and Geo (especially Geo) are the type to wear extremely stylish things if needed, so you know your fashion sense is in good hands.

However, they both also have extremely comfortable homeclothes (imagine Geo being stuffed into an oodie or smth that’d be so funny…someone draw that right fucking now)

I headcanon that Crowe knows French and Italian, so you’ve got him rizzing you up in European romantic languages and then Geo lovingly dissing you in Japanese.

They’re opposite extremes on the spectrum. And you got the best of both worlds, so.

Remember that.

>:]

Anyway, when it comes to domestic life Geo is the cook, he just chills in the kitchen and prepares the most elaborate fancy food anyone’s ever made in the history of the universe (Geode powers activate!!!)

Geo also knows how to do makeup extremely well, while I’d say Crowe is more skilled in the hair department (they’re both magical when it comes to cosmetics).

Crowe would be the one to do shopping and get surprise gifts for you both.

Geo would only really buy fake plants for himself (real quick shout out to past me for coming up with the #bonsaibaby term for the eventual tree child Geo and I will have), so the home will be opulent and fancy (because of Crowe), while maintaining a somewhat minimalistic and naturistic appeal (because of Geo) and just being a generally comfortable residence (because of us >:})

You are kinda just told to not do anything except exist. They both feel obligated to ensure you’ve got the best life possible, and you bet your attractive ass you’re getting a banger life.

Oh also, just a quick heads up, if you and Crowe are having sex, make sure Geo is far away. You do not want this man to be projectile vomiting for the next two thousand minutes, it’d be very ungraceful for someone like him.

Speaking of sex, you and Crowe just kinda have it when you both feel like it.

You both sleep together I’d feel, Geo’d sleep elsewhere. Not because he doesn’t like you both (he loves you both lol), it’s merely the cultural differences between Asian and most Western/European nations and the fact that you and Crowe can just have sex whenever and he doesn’t wanna be involved or remotely nearby if that happens.

If you and Crowe solemnly swear to never fuck however, then Geo may or may not spawn inside your bed at some point and just squish you both into his much taller frame (usually you). he may or may not make you sign a contract on celibacy /hj

At this point you’re trapped between a living refrigerator and a breathing heater.

omg temperature play!

You'll hang out whenever and wherever it’s peaceful. Like y’all can just be stu(dying) and/or nonchalantly reading together and it’d be amazingly serene.

Geo will also be drinking tea 24/7. This man breathes…no, inhales that shit. He also will totally not blare Scaramouche's boss theme around your residence.

Geode is a Scaramouche kinnie I refuse to hear backlash on this.

He also is the most knowledgeable when it comes to medicine, so if one of you three gets sick, he’s gonna be the doctor (he is his own doctor ffs this man is too based to be lying in bed and dying).

Crowe is essentially the emotional support for you three, like he and Geo are polar opposites but that’s okay. One's weakness is the other's strength and vice versa. Whatever they both lack (having and being a pussy), you make up for.

At this point you don’t even know if you’re the hinge or not, you just serve as the ‘hearth’ of this relationship.

And frankly, good for you. Like that’d be fucking awesome.

And just a final thing…

Did I mention that they're rich fashionistas?

[evilminji]

You know WHAT? I'm gonna start makin Q.A.B.

Free! Too a good home! Q.A.B. [1]

Quirk Accident Baby's or Q.A.B. (Because it's a fun and convenient way to combine quirks without subjecting anyone to the lose of bodily autonomy, cause i REFUSE to Suprise Pregnant anybody. Male, Female, or Otherwise.) (And to FURTHER clarify, Q.A.B. are the always the result of some combination of quirks that? SOMEHOW bend reality to create a fully formed baby or toddler, "born" or created FROM the DNA of two or more individuals. Thus making those individuals the "parents".) that combined Precent Mic n Eraserhead? Could potentially make a SOUND Nullifying quirk?

Like, the genetic code for Erasure just full on turns Mic's Voice Quirk from a plus to a negative? Remove instead of amplify?

It would be pretty dangerous. People go insane in perfect silence. Experience hallucinations.

Good for disorienting opponents tho?

But? Might render them? "Mute"? They WOULDN'T be. But if no one can hear or understand you, is there a difference? Because if you talk in Negative Sound? The shaped ABSENCE of noise? it would ALMOST sound like talking? Whispery. Almost there.

But... silent. The audio equivalent of light refracting around an invisible object. Prob DEEPLY unnerving. Because the brain would INSIST you SHOULD be hearing something. You can hear the EDGES of the words. Where the shape of her words, her "sound", STOPS. But you can't hear the "sound" itself.

It's like auditory antimatter.

Unlike anechoic chambers? At close range? You might not even be able to hear the internal function of your OWN BODY. A perfect 0 decimals. Absolute silence.

Imagine it.

You can still feel. Still smell. Still SEE. The earth is shaking with explosion and there is smoke on the wind. You are either running FROM a villian attack or ARE ONE. And... the world? Goes Absolutely SILENT.

Not the whine of hearing loss. Not muffled. Just... gone.

Your feet make no noise. Your ragged breath. The fall of telephone poles. The crash of collapsing buildings. You... you can't even hear the beating of your heart, the rush of blood in your veins. Where has the roar of flames gone?

Your mouth is open.

Are you shouting?

The world is silent. A terrible, terrible silent. Until?

IT'S NOT.

And the sound comes rushing back in like a tsunami. Crashing down to carry everything away. Oh god. Oh god it's SO LOUD. SO LOUD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STO-!!!

I'ma? Call this one Silence. She, like all Aizawa Q.A.B.? Has got that "adorable nightmare demon" vibe going on. Got Daddy's smile~ toothy and unhinged. But Mic's eyes. Like all combos between them, looks like she just crawled out of a TV hissing "7 daaaaaysssssss".

It's the hair and unhinged demeanor.

The fact they let Nedzu babysit.

Not HER fault she got the Aizawa "lol brushes? Brushes do NOTHING" hair. That entire side of the family look like Nightmare Demons as children. Then they grow up Competent AF and HOT. (You should see her dads baby pictures, he looks like a horror movie gremlin)

[madlittlecriminal]

YESSSS smuttober has arrived!!! I do so require a smutty smutty fic with my boy, Miguel O'hara. As long as it includes (you guessed it)

a love confession,

stretch marks,

plus sized! reader with mad insecurities (but Miguel is mad about you not finding yourself hot AF.)

You can do what you will with that! if you need a lil itty bitty plot I'll give you one lol just hmu.

One in a Million ⥓ Miguel O'Hara × Plus Sized!Female!Reader

yeeeahhhh! i might release a Steven Grant one soon, so stay tuned for that. there's also a few hobie ones that I have to release and I might release one later today since i didn't post one yesterday :')

Ne-Yo inspired the title. sue me.

Warnings: fwb to lovers, angst, insecurity, fluff, smut, unprotected p in v, riding, lots of kisses, oral (f!receiving), praise

disclaimer: im not plus-sized, but i do have stretch marks since i have thick thighs & a small booty. feel free to give me feedback to improve.

for the month of october, im only writing smut. anything that is only fluff or angst will have to wait until november. requests are open if you have anything you'd like to send me.

You ran your hand down your stretch marks and sighed. While there was nothing wrong them, you felt slightly insecure about it. Especially when your best friend was Miguel O'Hara that you occasionally had sex with. You both were friends with benefits, but of course, no matter the gender, the ethnic background or body type, they would flirt with him. It sort of hurt because you were in love with him, and he didn't know it.

You also didn't know that he was madly in love with you.

"¿Todo bien, muñequita?" (Everything alright, doll?) He asked as he leaned against the doorframe of your room, startling you a bit since you didn't hear him open the door. You relaxed and nodded as you heard him close the door behind him. "Yeah, I'm okay." He raised a brow and wrapped his arms around your waist. "Are you sure?" You looked up at him and gave him a fake smile. "Of course." He shook his head. "You're such a bad liar, you know that?" You rolled your eyes and pushed away from him. "Maybe we should just stay as friends, Miguel." He was taken aback and scoffed. "What?" You gulped and he shook his head. "No. I don't want to be just friends."

"And why not?" He walked over to you and grabbed your hips, picking you up and wrapping your legs around his waist. "If you tell me what's wrong, I'll tell you why." You glared at him, and he cocked his head to one side, waiting for you to respond. "Because I have stretch marks. I have cellulite. Plus, it's not like we're an actual relationship. I'm just asking to drop the benefits aspect." He chuckled and shook his head. "And I want to drop the benefits and make you my girl." Your eyes widened at his words, and he smiled. "You're kidding." His hands rubbed your thighs as his eyes met yours. "I'm definitely not. I love you. From your heart, your soul, every part and mark of your body. I'm not ashamed to say I fell in love with my best friend."

He nuzzled his nose against yours, making your cheeks warm up before he planted a soft kiss on your lips. "I love you too..." Miguel beamed before placing you on your bed and began kissing you again. You kissed him back, wrapping your arms around his neck. "I'm actually quite pissed that you don't think you're beautiful, you know that?" He whispered against your lips. "What?" He looked down at your dress and looked back at you. "You don't need this, do you?" You raised a brow before shaking your head. He gave you a curt nod before ripping the dress off of you. "Let's get one thing straight, muñequita: you are fucking stunning, alright?"

"You think so?" He smirked before pressing a kiss on your neck, then going down to the top of your breasts that were still covered in your bra. "No tienes idea, mi cosita bella." (You have no idea, my beautiful thing.) He took of your bra with ease before running his tongue across your nipples. You moaned, your fingers running through his hair. "Fuck, Miguel." He looked up at you with a smile before going down to shower your torso in kisses. "I really don't see how you don't think you're beautiful. You're sexy." He kissed your stomach and the stretch marks that decorated it, his eyes never leaving yours. He continued his journey down as he began to kiss your inner thighs before bringing them up and kissing the bottom of them, kissing each stretch mark along with your cellulite, humming in pleasure.

"I love every inch of your body. You are a damn goddess in my eyes, baby girl. Never forget that." You hid your face with your hands, but he quickly removed them. "Let me see that pretty face." Your eyes met his and he smiled. "There she is." Miguel plants a kiss on your clothed cunt, causing you to moan. He took them off of you in one swift motion before licking your cunt, your fingers gripping his hair. His mouth closed around your clit as he moaned from the tugs you gave his hair. The vibrations from said moan, made you cry out in pleasure, making him chuckle. You swore he was trying to make you cum right then and there because the vibrations were too much. "Miguel!" He smirked before he continued to eat you out as if he was a starved man.

"Oh my god!" You pressed his face closer to your pussy, making him slide his tongue inside you. He fucked you with your tongue until you couldn't hold back anymore, coming on his mouth and tongue. "Always so delicious." You felt the warmth from your cheeks, but you weren't sure if it was from his words or from the orgasm. Either way, you weren't complaining. Miguel quickly undressed and sat on the bed. "Ride me." You bit your lip before climbing on top of him and aligning yourself on his cock before slowly sinking down on it. "Ay, mi amor. No sabes que rico se siente estar adentro de ti." (Oh, my love. You don't know how good this feels to be inside of you.)

You moaned in response as you began to bounce on his cock. His hands rest on your hips as you grip his shoulders, his lips meeting yours, swallowing your moans and whimpers. When you went back down, you began moving your hips back and forth on Miguel, making him break the kiss and throw his head back. "Asi mi corazón. You make me feel so good, you know that? Such a beautiful woman. All mine." You nodded as your brows furrowed while you moaned softly. "All yours, Miggy." His lips met yours once more while his hands traveled up and down your body. "Good girl," he mumbled against your lips, making you clench around him. He groaned with a smirk before his hand went back down to your hips and pulled away from the kiss. "Want more, baby?"

"Please," Miguel nodded before lifting you up and down his cock, groaning and moaning. You ran your fingers through his hair as your eyes became hooded along with his from the pleasure. He then kept you steady before he began thrusting his hips up, pounding into you. "Oh fuck, baby! Yes!" You moan, wrapping an arm around his neck as he kissed your shoulder while fucking into your pussy. "Play with that pretty clit of yours while I fuck you, baby." He whispered. You reach down with your free hand and began playing with your clit. "That's a good girl. My beautiful good girl." You clench around him again, feeling yourself reach closer to your orgasm. "Cum for me, my goddess. Cum all over my cock."

With a cry of pleasure, you cum on his cock. Miguel continues thrusting until he holds you close to him as he comes inside of you. "Fuck!" You stood there for a bit before getting off of him and laying on the bed. Miguel smiled as he caught his breath, pressing a soft kiss on your lips. He got off the bed and grabbed a pack of wipes that were on your bedside table and cleaned you up before cleaning himself. He plopped down next to you before pulling you closer to him and resting your leg on his hip. "I love you so damn much, my love." You smiled and kissed his chin. "I love you too, Miggy." He rubs your back softly. "I hope you know every inch of you just makes you more beautiful in my eyes. The others don't matter to me when I have you. You're all I want and all I need. You're one in a million, my love."

[ryuichirou]

Replies

More replies about recent stuff, plus some random twst stuff pluuuus a reply related to a Malleus sketch from our 🔑🔞twt <3 Thank you for your questions.

thestarlightfae asked:

...Do I want to know what Lilia has on his phone?

Somehow I doubt it… But he wouldn’t mind showing!

Anonymous asked:

Ryuichirou just to let you know your literally the reason why I download Tumblr and I'm so so glad I did so🙇🙇

Oh god Anon, I am very sorry for doing this to you LOL Thank you so much!!! <3 I am glad you’re enjoying it!

m1lk-n-cook1es asked:

Dragon Malleus has six limbs and is therefore an insect. Discuss

(idk if he has 4 limbs in the dragon body but oh well)

Does…that mean that a centaur would also be an insect? This is kind of troubling… 😟

I think this is something we could discuss for hours until Malleus appears and ends this discussion forever, looking offended af :(

Anonymous asked:

Ace and malleus won't be together because ace has no Rizz  and no skills. he would fumble malleus so hard he would end up with someone else twice over, who im not sure but definitely someone he has to see a lot

(related to a reply about Ace the donkey to Malleus’ dragon)

OUCH, Anon!! You’re roasting Ace more than Malleus would’ve roasted him while literally breathing fire 😭🔥

Give this boy a chance. That being said, we all know the chance is slim….

Anonymous asked:

about the mosquitoes bites ! If you put a burning hot metal spoon on it for a few seconds the heat will kill the itchiness ! Tested and approved every summers you should definitely do it 👍

My favourite part about posting that mosquito comic is people recommending remedies for the bites…!

Thank you, Anon. I’ll keep that in mind.

Anonymous asked:

Would the twst ppl ever go down of ppl of the opposite sex? Or is everyone just gay? Like Floyd on a female riddle or something

-english is not good with me

“Everyone is gay” is our default because we prefer gay ships, but we don’t really headcanon sexualities for characters. If we ever come up with a good story with Floyd and fem!Riddle, nothing would stop us from indulging in it 💪 There are some that are more difficult for me to see with the opposite sex than the others though.

Anonymous asked:

Do the doms give oral? Like will the dom suck the sub's dick at all or nah?

With you would oral sec be strictly a bottom's job?

It is a tendency in my art to only leave it for the bottoms because it is a personal preference. But I don’t think that all of our tops would be strictly against it on the same level.

I wrote some hcs quite a while ago, if you want a detailed answer about someone in particular! Although I think my bias is pretty obvious lol Sorry.

Anonymous asked:

Okay the post of Malleus laying an egg from a while ago on your locked twt has been driving me so up the walls I haven't even been able to find the words??? I was so gagged when I saw it????

Shota Malleus always feels like he's totally convinced he's mature enough to handle Lilia and anything else you throw at him (he isn't) and him dealing with something like that when he's definitely way too young and unprepared and being completely overwhelmed and scared by it is SO GOOD

I can imagine him calling out Lilia's name in such a broken way, half upset because he just went through something really painful and scary and he wants to be comforted by his caretaker, and half because he's so confused and he has no idea what he should do and he needs Lilia's guidance, when Lilia was the one who put him into that mess in the first place... I worry that Lilia is going to take one look at him and their egg and be like "guess it's scrambled eggs for breakfast!" to cover his own mistake before anyone finds out 😭

(And also...... I just think it's a little hot... Malleus pushing out an egg that's too big for his body all alone in his room with nobody to help him regulate his breathing and pushing?? He just has to figure it all out on his own because he can't/won't call for help??? Squeezing that egg out a little at a time and slowly stretching himself open, before it falls back inside him and he has to start all over again, basically fucking himself on it until he finally gets it out... 🥵)

I am SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, ANON!! <3 I want to say that it was a very self-indulgent sketch, but then again, everything that we post is lol

Poor Malleus absolutely wasn’t ready for anything like that to happen and he definitely wasn’t told that this was something that could happen to a dragon fae… And Lilia was probably surprised too, looking at him like shoot that wasn’t supposed to happen yet, wtf, “dragon eggs are rare” my ass lol Lilia really fucked up his cycles…

I guess they really are going to have scrambled eggs for breakfast…! God we had so many conversations about Lilia and dragon eggs, I really should finish that one comic from ages ago.

(I’m also glad you find this hot as well~ If definitely would’ve been much easier for him if Lilia was around when that was happening, poor thing probably thought he was dying or something. He often feels alone, but when that happened, he felt especially alone and helpless. It’s honestly a miracle he wasn’t mad at Lilia afterwards, but I guess it’s because he was way too shocked for that)

[bananastarion]

Is anyone else depraved and unhinged enough to imagine what it'd be like to introduce your baldur's gate partner to your actual parents

If I were dating Gale, my mom would hate him and my dad would love him. If I were dating Astarion, my mom would love him and my dad would hate him. Drama either way. Amusing af to imagine how it would play out lol

I can see my poor dad, pleading with me to stop dating an immoral vampire who is 209 years older than me. How horrified he'd be the first time he noticed bite marks on my neck. "It's time to have a little more self respect and stop taking in every stray dog with a sob story. You deserve someone decent. Gale is educated, he's got money, he's got a good heart. I pray every night you break up with Astarion before he hurts you."

I can see my mom taking one look at Gale and saying to me the moment he's out of earshot- "Euugh, what an annoying loser... you can definitely do better. What about Astarion? He seems like more fun. Plus, who are you to resist a sexy vamp? I know you better than that. Just go for it, girl! He's hot!"

Feel free to share what your parents would say lol

[egg-emperor]

Eggy's lucky that his children are artificial, if they were flesh and blood , child services would be called on him constantly for the terrible ways he treats them (Psychological abuse and at times physical abuse , treating them like servants and removing their vocal cords and lobotizing them to turn them into mindless mute slaves)

Yeah lol he'd be really deep in it by now. Though you know he'd be effortlessly evading all consequences it like crazy like he always does so that wouldn't stop him hehe. I've been saying for years that it's a good thing he doesn't live around actually flesh and blood people, on the subject of people saying he should have human assistants and allies and stuff like Stone

They'd have a very miserable life in his presence and be at constant risk because he's very controlling, physically, verbally, and mentally abusive. He's like this towards his robots all the time. Even Sage has had to deal with him snapping and yelling at her, changing like the weather, his conditional praise and high standards, and his actions having manipulative undertones

It was funny seeing people say that they think he'd treat a flesh and blood being in his constant presence better than jimbotnik, as if game Eggman isn't treating his lackeys in far worse ways all the time. You don't see the former hitting his human assistant. He asks him to pin himself against a wall, game Eggman would snap and slam you against it himself without hesitation (hot af 🥴)

This has been a huge factor of his character ever since he's even had any characters to interact with in close proximity. And it makes sense because he's hungry for power and control over others, demands everyone to follow his orders, and punishes them if they don't do what he wants. Plus with his short temper, he'll be like that over the smallest of things too when it's barely provoked

His artificial children are as lucky as they can be with a father like him, only on the basis of being artificial so real live beings aren't being hurt at least- but he can program them to feel pain, fear, and emotions so not really! In fact, being artificial means he can reprogram, alter/wipe/lobotomize their minds, reset, delete, or scrap, or tear them apart and resuse their parts at will. So that combined with how they're very life-like is as deeply fucked up as if they were flesh and blood

They'd immediately qualify for services to intervene if they were flesh and blood for sure

[tenyrasims]

—OC QUESTIONNAIRE Thanks for the Tag @madfeary

I dont know which one you guys would like to see so I decided to do all of them cause I never did somethinge like this and it might be a good time ♥ So this might be a bit longer.

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NAME: Kiyoshi Nakajima

NICKNAME: Kiyo' Or K' (If you call him Yoshi he kills you)

GENDER: he / him

STAR SIGN: Scorpio

HEIGHT: 6″0

ORIENTATION: hes actually Bisexual

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Japanese

FAVORITE FRUIT: coconut

FAVORITE SEASON: Spring, summer is too hot and winter too cold

FAVORITE FLOWER: Gladioli (cause it stand for pride)

FAVORITE SCENT: Actually peach, but he would never admit that.

COFFEE, TEA, or HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea or Water - 100%

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 6-7 hours

DOGS or CATS: Dogs, cause they are loyal. he likes that.

DREAM TRIP: hes not a traveler, probably some nice hotel with pool and spa

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: none, hes always too warm.

RANDOM FACT: Hes a very sporty guy, doing breakdance, boxing AND practice tekwando. (as you could tell in the last Episode)

NOTE BY ME: hes the typical scorpio : intense, magnetic, mysterious, brave, too much ego but VERY passionated and emotional on the inside.

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NAME: Daiki Nakamura

NICKNAME: He dont have one cause Daiki is short enough

GENDER: he / him

STAR SIGN: Pisces

HEIGHT: 5″7

ORIENTATION: Pansexual

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Japanese

FAVORITE FRUIT: Peach

FAVORITE SEASON: Summer

FAVORITE FLOWER: Lili

FAVORITE SCENT: Vanilla

COFFEE, TEA, or HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot chocolate

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-10 hours

DOGS or CATS: Cats cause they are independent

DREAM TRIP: somewhere he can draw and eat good food

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: all of them

RANDOM FACT: Hes actually very passionated about art and drawing. Looks cute in doing everythinge but hates it. Popular with women cause they think hes cute af

NOTE BY ME: Proud but can be shy sometimes. Kind hearted and emotional. He also got a sassy side and gets angry when someone always wanting it their way. (probably kiyoshi)

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NAME: Jimin Lee

NICKNAME: Jim or Jay

GENDER: he / him

STAR SIGN: Taurus

HEIGHT: 6″1

ORIENTATION: Bisexual

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Korean

FAVORITE FRUIT: Lychee

FAVORITE SEASON: Spring

FAVORITE FLOWER: Anemone

FAVORITE SCENT: He likes the scent of the beach and the water

COFFEE, TEA, or HOT CHOCOLATE: Coffee

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 5-7 hours

DOGS or CATS: he likes both

DREAM TRIP: Beach holidays anywhere

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: one

RANDOM FACT: hes a very calm but dominant guy. Very smart and probably already recognize everything you dont want him to know. Plus he looks fire with his hair back up like in these pics (but almost never wears it)

NOTE BY ME: hes a good singer, songwriter and can plays almost every intrument. Very popular with women in any way. lol

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NAME: Sora Park

NICKNAME: none, Sora is short enough

GENDER: he / him

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5″10

ORIENTATION: he dont know himself and likes to pretend he likes girls but hes Bisexual cause he got such a hard crush on Jimin that he don't even dare to breathe in his direction. LOL😂

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Korean

FAVORITE FRUIT: Apple

FAVORITE SEASON: Summer

FAVORITE FLOWER: Bird of paradise

FAVORITE SCENT: he loves the scent of grilled fish

COFFEE, TEA, or HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8 hours

DOGS or CATS: boths but he would like to have a cat

DREAM TRIP: America

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: one

RANDOM FACT: Hes a very good dancer, loves to skate and Mountainbiking

NOTE BY ME: hes the typical hotheaded Sassy lil' stupid guy who dont think before hes acting. Sometimes he also got some kind of Tsundere vibes.

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So thats it ♥ a bit of information to my main chars hehe

Tagging all mutuals as always, sorry to anyone who already did it just ignore then 😋: @jessiemoonsims @kuroashims @okiyukiyo @theosconfessions @jarakio @bloody-soda @grinchycowplant @kuroashims @sikoi @missatlantis @cawthorntales @buggin-0ut @mooosimmer @simvanie @lost-souls-story @glittermutt @simphony-stories1 @moonloose @sertrallne @dantethevampiree @tartosah @rebeldaydream @laelaex @geeky-simz

Love you guys😘

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[krizariel]

I would like to see "do it for me pt 1" please 👀

*squints* I have the feeling you knew what this was... but you picked the blobs

This is based on a scene from do it for me by trespresh on ao3 aka @cummandercold

If anyone hasn't read it yet, please read it, is so hot - and wholesome too but mostly hot AF. And tell tresh all about it too 💖💕

It gave me SO much inspo to make a nsfw piece 😳... I've just been burned out after July and JTW lol plus the zines are now beating my ass.

This part is still a blob sniff... good because I don't want tumblr shooing me for horny crimes.... tresh forgib me ;-;

Ask based on this post

[plasmasimagination]

Heyy girl hows it goingg! Congrats on ur amazinggg milestone. Totally deserved 🪼🪼 I was wondering if i cld get a matchup for genshin and hsr ! I totally loved the others u did.

I go by the she series and id love to be matched up w a hot man 🤤 my mbti is enfp and im a gemini! Im around 5’3 with tan skin and hv super grown out long dyed brown hair. I have 8 piercings total on my ears and i know im gna cop more next summer bless up. I wld say i def have a more summer oriented aesthetic i loveee me a tank top n shorts and bikini.

Im not surr what kind of personality i have .. but i think im a freak. I love to party nd go out w my friends obviii but i absolutely love spending time by myself bc im chill like dat. I think im pretty funny but i also follow my heart a lil too much and do whatever i want when i want, so i cant set boundaries w myself.. im def tryna work on that and have a healthy grindset and balance. Im down to do anything w my friends BUT im also a lil bit of bitch ngl… a lil bit of a hater if i see some weird activity in front if me

I love the beach and summer and drives with loud music playinggg. My ideal day is a warm summer day on the beach with some Js and scrolling thru the x reader tag on tumblr on my ipad.

My interests are surfing and paddleboardinf!! Im super into gymming and looking up wikipedia horror movie summaries. Im pursuing health rn too 😜 and i try to write in my free time but it never works out LOL. I also love thrifting and flea markets and im down to rage if u are 🤙

If i had a short life id probably honestly spend it at home w the fam and w my dog and w all my friends. Id love to do some epic in state road trips or have bonfires by the beach. i think itd be sick to be surrounded by all the simple things i love.

When it comes to my love life…. Erm… i definitely can be attracted SO easily but im quick to find icks tbh. I dont think i fall in love easily but i definitely get high on the possibility of it. Lets just say im hard to get and hard to want 😈 My ideal type is someone whos athletic and good at math and is FINE AF. My lovr language is quality time (i LOVE ft) so someone whos willing to do stuff w me is a plus. I think i also like someone who can match my speed and humor bc i hate miscommunication and awkwardness

Thanku sm if u decide 2 do my req! ⭐️⭐️

Hello there fellow darling >:)

As for your request, I would say I found just the right manz for you, but i didn't, so work with them a bit and they'll be vibing with u in no time(ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

So let's go

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AL HAITHAM

Smart collected calm and rational, just to balance you out

introvert x extrovert

He's definitely impressed by your carefree attitude, and often gets dragged into your small adventures, he might complain around a bit but he doesn't mind as much as he says he does

Hes confused as to how you have the energy to go out to parties and surfing and everything, he's just way too tired to even think about such things, so he'll prefer to watch you from the distance, in the comfort of a chair and a good book

Listen listen, I know I know, he's pissy and awkward, but I like to think he wouldn't be like that in a relationship, and is actually very good at communication and explaining his struggles and emotions

It might take him a bit to trust you but when he does, he's a good partner

He might not be able to match your humour, but he can match your speed, he's very efficient.

And if that relationship doesn't work out, do try with kaveh, because that could work out more (and yes i did just recommend to get with with your matchups roommate)

MR.RATIO

Nerd x his cool partner

This one is more to match your vibe kind off

He's a sassy and confident dude

He'll definitely be a fan of your bitchy attitude , he likes dealing with bests

Can match your energy, occasionally, sometimes not sometimes yes, but most of the time he'll just follow you around and watch you do your hobbies and interests while reading something

Cold colour dressed boyfriend x summer dressed partner, just perfection

He's an ambivert after all, so he can keep up with your trips and enjoyments, but sometimes will distance himself off to a corner to recharge his energy

Generally he's the first that came to mind when I saw your request so consider it fate

[goatskickin]

Get to know you: Sims Style

I was tagged by @pooklet

It’s something to do until SFS comes back online 💀

What’s your favorite Sims death?

There’s the one where you can use the Wishing Well and ask for money and the money bag falls on your sim’s head and k!lls them. Hilarious!

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

I love clay hairs and I love old Peggy and Helga hairs too. Some TS2 clothing meshes have never held any appeal for me, and some alpha stuff that is very beloved leaves me cold. I like the beta look too! I’ve already shared my love of beta-esque eyes.

I've been collecting CC for much too long. Sometimes I go digging through my old af clothing CC wondering what if??? should I recolor that???? is this mesh good, actually?????

I’ve considered getting rid of all of my custom windows and doors (save a few special ones). I feel like Maxis has given us everything we could ask for and more. Plus it might save space for even more CC. More rc's of what I have, less new meshes.

Do you cheat your sims weight?

Like, use cheats for thinness/fatness? No. Not unless I am checking to see if a fat morph I made works.

Do you move objects?

I’ll move any object I damn well please, yeah.

Favorite Mod?

I could say something boring like Gussy Up or the Sim Manipulator but instead I’ll say something cool like the trainset does not catch on fire because it is cool when an object does not have 2% chance of combusting 😎

First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack?

I really wanted Hot Date as a kid but was mortified to ask for it, so I think I had Deluxe instead?

For TS2 - that would be University I think

Do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing?

aLIVE I guess?

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made?

I like born-in-game sims a lot. I have a pic of a very good Vidcund spawn from like, 2014. Judith Curious.

Have you made a simself?

Oh yes. It’s kicking around the internet somewhere.

Which is your favorite EA hair color?

Red! It’s always been red.

Favorite EA hair?

MEG!

Favorite life stage?

Adults and then elders.

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

I am an awful builder. I like dl’ing other people’s houses though.

Are you a CC creator?

Oh yes! I have a bit of a problem with that.

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

I am chronically friendly and unable to shut up. As such, someone is bound to fall for my charms eventually.

Do you have any sims merch?

It does not exist but I wish that the TS1 soundtrack was on vinyl. I could relax on a winter's eve to 🎶Under Construction🎶

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

No?

How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing?

Less grungy! Well, more lightly grungy. Less subject to trends. I’ve been a lot more careful about what I download. I delete stuff all the time.

Who’s your favorite CC creator?

of all time? I could not say. I am a Sims 2 CC historian though

How long have you had Simblr?

2013

How do you edit your pictures?

barely lol. I use one of @pooklet's Photoshop actions

Sometimes a tiny bit of photoshopping for an Apoc C.O.W. picture to adjust a finger or get something to look less clippy but that’s it.

What expansion/gamepack is your favorite?

TS1 – always makin magic

TS2 – I want it to be OFB but OFB is so busted. Seasons I guess! I like weather and plants.

tagging: @pforestsims, @brandinotbroke, @freezerbunny-sims2, @jules-cant-build, @madraynesims, @antisocialbunnysims, @themeasureofasim, @aondaneedles, @bayoubashsims, @rockethorse, @serabiet, @simborg, @virtualpeople, @executables-sims, @hazelpuff and @pixeldolly

[hellbubu]

Hii!! Its saturday, the best day of the week! Not guilt for sleeping in and a new kuro episode xD (and your reaction, that always makes me laugh)

This episode flew so fast! And it wasnt even as interesting as most of the others, =( I did enjoy watching just how many strategies and backup plans Ciel came up with tho (Also, loved the prefect being willing to train hard af with Ciel to win....but the fact that he didnt even think to question why their teacher was training *this* particular boy all the time is so dumb....like you said, EVERYONE (except Edward and Bitch-cant remember his name rn-) is so twisted around his little finger its ridiculous. Even Ciel seems surprised by this, lol. Never ever has he been the hot girl and doesnt know how to react xDD (and I mean for people his age...not demons and old lecherous pervs, btw)

Lau's girls were....sure something lmao. Its always hilarious to me when boys lose their heads around some skin, but to this extreme? I didnt expect Edward to fall to it, tho. And at Ciel's "would that really work? -> ah, i guess demons would know about humans desires" I was ¬¬ sure bb, suuure you don't know anything about this, at all. (Also, the TOTAL lack of reaction from Druitt???? You're telling me the most pervert man in this whole stadium is not reacting to grown up women showing skin and that's not a tiny bit suspicious?? When he was commenting on the boys before this? Pfff)

I KNEW he was gonna get injured the moment Edwin's bat stopped 5 cm from his face. Idk, but i thought he was gonna let himself get hit in the upwards motion? And I was like "baby, baby! you're gonna lose like, four teeth!! ik its probably your milk teeth still, but cielll!" lmao. Luckily that didnt happen. Although his poor head... that was a STRONG swing. Still, as we know he's always willing to suffer if it results in his victory.

Also, is it just me or Sebastian was so slowww this ep??? And wouldnt he have more reason to approach the head master as a teacher rather than some random butler??? anyways.....

Saturdays are now Kuro-days! It's a shame we're almost through all the episodes 😭😭😭

I think they're all like that with him because they all see how much persistence, ambition, and intelligence are in that small body. Plus, it does help that he has a title, is cute, and is very fucking rich (I mean he has to buy new silver jewelry every other week because Sebastian uses them like a kunai).

Amor, everyone knows Druitt is only into people younger than his nephew. While I understand why this would be a good strategy, I'm honestly done with it. Like at least they weren't naked and only covered by clouds (Naruto used the Sexy Jutsu so much... I hate just thinking about it.

I do see why most boys were affected by it. Like, during that era people (in general) were more covered up. Like very covered up. And while I'm sure Ciel does know about sex, he might be used to seeing girls like that. I mean, Lau and Ran-Mao are always together. While he doesn't like to be hugged by her, I doubt that's because of "lust" and he mostly just doesn't like being touched.

I just love how he thought letting Greenhill (I googled his name) was a good idea. I mean, they won. But the head injury could bring long-lasting effects. Greenhill (I had to google his name) hits extremely hard

Look at that! That's not normal. Ciel is lucky he's alive.

I also liked it when Ciel was the only blue-haired one. On the bright side, I now HC that Redmond (I also Googled his name because in my head he's either Heather Chandler or Regina George) teases him saying they could be brothers. He calls Ciel his brother just to annoy Bluewer.