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June 24, 1987
Happy Birthday Lionel Messi!
“I am a normal person. I have the same life as any human being. When I finish playing, doing my work, I have my family, my friends, and I live like any other person.”
#leomessiedit#fcbedit#messi#lionel messi#argnetina#arg nt#fc barcelona#gifs#edits#im going to cry#no one talk to me#soon i wont be making bday edits of him anymore#pls he can retire#dont leave me with these people leo#hes been one of my biggest muse (?)#idk what life is without him#im being erious#hes been a part of my life since i was a kid man#wtf#i want to end it all
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Maybe pobrecito really started when Carlos was asked on BTG who is his fastest teammate and he said everyone is fast and went on to list every one of his teammates ever EXCEPT Pierre
#newer fans pls go listen to his last BTG it is so good#he is soooo well spoken#the way he went on to describe what is a tenth was so#oh my god#also you listen to him talk about training and suddenly you want to wake up early every morning to gym#and then he talks about how driving for Ferrari is like getting to be part of something bigger#but you are responsible for making a whole nation of tifosi happy#and then he is like I start getting recognised at Bologna airport#and that ppl are so nervous when meeting him that they are shaking and can’t hold their phones preperly#and he sounds so nervous himself like he doesn’t know how to help them#and talks about his Alfa Romeo suv that he can take to the countryside#(shortly after he retired his golf)#and buying his new Ferrari#‘you might get a bit discount but not that much’#and Tom Clarkson is like I love talking to him cos he just speaks so much sense#carlos sainz jr#beyond the grid#piarlos
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i can picture my warden being really grumpy about the fact that morrigan goes out of her way to be a good person to random strangers now. like thats MY feral cat why is she giving YOU headbutts.
#da#dragon age#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#in the tags its about to get Real spoilery so watch out#i can ALSO see him being so upset about waking up to morrigans mom floating over their bed saying 'ay can i possess you' and her saying YES#like babygirl i killed your mom as a dragon for u. that hurt. i got boo boos from if#like yeah hes glad shes growing and changing as a person. yea. good. but also hes tired can we retire now pls
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Post-DH2/DOTO Designs
Empress Emily Kaldwin / Royal Protector Billie Lurk
Yeah I decided post-DH2/DOTO Billie becomes Emily Royal Protector.
Doodles and some thoughts on Royal Protector!Billie here
I actively choose to ignore the books they don't exist <3
#dishonored 2#dishonored#emily kaldwin#billie lurk#myart#dishonored fanart#death of the outsider#Emily choosing Billie as her new royal protector has the same energy as a child picking the ugliest meanest animal when they can get a pet#Corvo was about to protest but! his ass decided he wanted retirement than to deal with his adult daughter#making a very unorthodox decision#Corvo also gets petty revenge when the aristocrats realises#pls bring back the other dude we decided we liked him better#my dh art
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Everytime I see one of those "how [name] survived cancel culture!" Videos I wanna rip my skin off because literally ALL THEY DID WAS BE A NORMAL PERSON! IT SHOULD NOT BE NORMAL FOR EVERYONE WITH A LITTLE BIT OF FAME TO BE DOING ILLEGAL THINGS!
#i mainly see this w Dantdm and like#all he “did” was not be a terrible person#i agree he deserves praise but not for the bare fucking minimum????#he should be praised for still making content despite having the opportunity to retire not staying out crime or controversy??#can we pls denormalize famous ppl doing terrible things????
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On the train of your last ask, what are your thoughts on dragons sexuality?
Personally I think he’s Demi something (more attracted to personality than looks or gender)
Honestly because we don't know that much about the guy it's kind of hard for me to form an opinion, and if Crocodad Real then we're going to find out his orientation eventually (since we gotta find out if that was a contributing factor to the Dragodile Divorce (assuming they're divorced)) so I'm kind of okay with not forming any headcanons, since the headcanon could get thrown out the window
If anything, what interests me is how Dragon's orientation could impact the story-- like when I've discussed the Dragodile Divorce I have mainly focused on speculating how Crocodile would've felt about it, but how Dragon felt about that is interesting too
Because if he's straight then yeah that probably contributed to The Divorce, but how did Dragon feel about it? Learning that the love of his life is now happier than ever before after transitioning and being happy for him, while also losing the version of Crocodile that he fallen in love to begin with? No longer feeling thet draw to him because of the thing that has brought him so much joy and comfort? Knowing that even if they did take down the WG the family Dragon had hoped to have would never come to be, because their relationship would now end? And that it would be on some level his fault, because he's not attracted to Crocodile anymore?
Like even if Dragon took things well and the divorce happened "on good terms", it would've been sad for Dragon too.
But then there's a slightly juicier option, because what if Dragon was bi, but the Divorce happened under unpleasant circumstances (be it Dragon lashing out or things getting violent because he couldn't recognize Crocodile) and he didn't figure it out until it was too late?
Because you'd still have Dragon going through some if not all of those previously mentioned feelings, of having to come to terms with the version of his significant other whom he had fallen in love with no longer existed, the family had pictured in his mind would never become a thing, that those things were be kind of his fault and that he had hurt Crocodile deeply in the process. But then he'd be looking at some news article of Crocodile's most recent heroic stunt, seeing his handsome face with that usual, unbothered expression, and realizing he still loved him? That he still wanted to be with him, wished they were together, even now that Crocodile was a far more handsome man than he was? And then the realization that he's bi hitting him like a fucking truck But it's too late. The divorce already happened. He already hurt Crocodile too deeply. Knowing Croc, he had probably already moved on. There was no fixing it, the relationship was over. At least for now, trying to go see Croc could be dangerous due to the WG and not wanting to risk the WG finding out about them and The Kid and Croc would probably be furious if Dragon even risked that at this point, after what he had done. Oh, and then Crocodile killed thousands of innocent people attempting to usurp a country by manufacturing a civil war. Something Dragon can't forgive. (Not to mention, hearing he had been taken down by their own son... Oof)
But what if despite all that, and not knowing the full circumstances behind what had happened (like the fact that Crocodile didn't know who the hell Luffy was), Dragon still loved Crocodile? What then?
#Moon posting#Asks#Dragodile#OP Meta#Answering an unusual amount of asks today because 1) Compensating for being AFK for a while and#2) The Tumblr News are deeply fucking upsetting and I need something to lighten my mood desperately ngl#So clearing my ask box it is wheeeee#Sorry this is a little incoherent lmao#Something about Dragon looking at Crocodile and being like ''why the fuck are you more handsome than me'' cracks me up okay#When your transgender husband gives you gender envy#I just love the story telling potential bi Dragon would give us because like. Yeah if they're straight then the relationship is joever#But if he was bi then there's that theoretical possibility they could maybe reconcile and get back together#And the fucking drama? The possibilities? I'm so here for that man give it to me#Luffy and/or Ivankov telling Dragon to get over himself and admit that he still loves Crocodile and wants to be with him? Gimme#Dragon taking a deadly blow to protect Crocodile because he doesn't want to lose him again? It's a trope for a reason#OR Dragon craddling a dying Crocodile begging him not to die because he still loves him? Oh yes#Crocodile trying to sneak away while everyone celebrates the destruction of the World Government#And Dragon showing up like ''I don't wanna lose you again pls don't go ;_;''#And Croc telling him to either piss off OR to hurry up and get on the ship so they can leave before Luffy finds out#I am. Obsessed. Dragodile Retirement Romance let's fucking go#THE POSSIBILITIES MAN. Like I don't wanna get my hopes up because I doubt we'll get Canon Gay Dragodile BUT IT COULD BE SO GOOD
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4.2 has officially destroyed my brain in terms of lore. Farewell, everyone, I shall join my fellow mad scholars in Aaru Village, because WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
If you picture someone wearing a tinfoil hat screaming incoherently while wildly gesturing and waving their arms about, you can get a pretty accurate depiction of my mental state.
Featuring: me rambling in the tags. Careful for spoilers if you choose to read them - I don't go into detail but still.
#also i discovered that I am in fact a furina kinnie#i knew already but i didn't know to which extent#also what is UP with morax. has anyone checked on morax. we should probably do that#like please spin back sir you need to talk about the dragons#he wasn't mentioned in the quest at all i just thought abt him#because in the mond quest we see venti returning the power of the anemo god to dvalin#and then in liyue zhongli straight up retired but... did he still retain his authority?#like we know he gave the gnosis away but DID HE KEEP THE GEO SOVEREIGNS POWER#zhongli stop being shady challenge#for someone who loves talking abt rex lapis he tells us surprisingly little about rex lapis#i adore him but he is sus#also CAN WE GET ARCHON VOICELINES ABOUT THE DRAGONS. PLEASE. IM BEGGING HERE.#VENTI PLS TALK ABOUT DVALIN. ZHONGLI PLS TALK ABT AZHDAHA#EI EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN CHALLENGE#if i ask nahida to talk abt apep she'd talk 100%#nahida is the goat when it comes to intel#also THE GNOSIS LORE??? DAMN#I'm losing track of who the Descenders are. so the fourth is us#the third has had their living privileges revoked#i forgot who the first and the second were but i think they were tied to celestia?#ALSO WHERE TF IS THE TWIN#AND WHAT IS THE BATTLEPASS someone explain the battlepass to me please WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE#also WHAT IS UP WITH CONSTELLATIONS#AND WHAT IS NEUVILLETTE'S FIRST NAME#why do i feel like neuvillette is perfectly set up for a ''what is obama's last name'' situation like#''what is neuvillette's last name'' ITS NEUVILLETTE#i need to write smth about that#also SKIRK???#she did not look like i pictured her but i'll get used to it I want to see more of her#idk if i like her yet but i want to fight her
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Pedro Acosta when asked his thoughts on maths ;
#no slash srs#that was his reaction#anyways hes so real for that i got dyscalculia#(yes i am a cashier xoxo its my work places issue)#*pls bezzpez we've just gone for a gig go to sleep* *THE VOICESSS*#anyways he hinted what his no. nedt yr will be n now im so curious#think its definitely a 30 no. but all i can think of is 34 bc he loves schwantz but i swear its retired#mayne he begged for it#moto2#pedro acosta
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consider....
daddy issues wyll...... daddy halsin...... AND.... daddy zevlor.....
#i want to write more fics but im so tired 😭#i'll rest a couple days and see how i feel#zevlor is a good foil to ulder.... commanding officer of a heroic order of soldiers#besides the delightful depravity of debauchery for the three of them#one of zevs cut voice lines says he used to be a school teacher before his story changed him to a soldier#can u imagine all three of them as an actual liddle family......#retired soldier now school teacher zevlor... wyll defending new moonrise from strayed shadow creatures and aiding travelers#as they both live w halsin in a new grove......#im so obsessed pls join me in the hells#zevlor#wyll ravengard#halsin#bg3 meta#bg3
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Ngl the more I see Biden saying things that don't make sense like actual nonsense sentences, calling people the wrong names, making points that are the opposite of what he supposedly meant to say, and looking out of it and not quite there at public events, paired alongside reports from White House staff of what sound like him sundowning so they try not to schedule him for anything after 4 pm, plus the previous investigations of him taking classified intel from his previous white house position as VP and sharing it with others being excused away as him being confused and having memory issues so he wasn't in his right mind to be held responsible like... I'm really starting to feel like everyone in this man's ear telling him he needs to stay in the game and he's fine to keep running and be president is participating in elder abuse. This man has been showing clear signs of an issue resembling dementia (obvi I'm not a doctor and I'm definitely not his doctor so I'm not going to outright say he HAS dementia, I just recognize the signs from personal experience) since well before his election as president and it has only been getting worse. Like dear gods please make him retire let him retire, he needs professional end of life health aides not to be running a country as a political puppet.
#and im not trying to be like awww poor cute little giy let him retire#i think this man is a racist misgynistic monster#who has had awful politics his entire career and has always been against progress and equality#and he is being paid very well by groups like AIPAC for his evil#but he also CLEARLY is not mentally fit to keep going and as much as i hate him it does make me sad to see his spiral#as someone who lost my grandmother to dementia and watched this exact same spiral with her#and i think that man should be retired and playing shuffleboard with some other old retired people somewhere#living out the rest of his days where he doesnt have the power to keep murdering people for money while he loses his mind#and can be replaced by someone younger and HOPEFULLY actually progressive but i doubt it because democrats are not a progressive party#let the evil old man retire pls#for all of our sakes but also cuz its pathetic to watch him falling apart publicly and make a bigger mockery of our already a joke politics#i would not wish dementia on my worst enemy and it is upsetting to watch anyone go through even someone i abhor#it also makes it easier for people around him to use him and his power for their own gain which is really bad for us common people
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Do you know if Paul is still in f2?!? Or gone to Porche and FE permenant? I’m verry confused sorry 🥰
no no he's still in f2 !!! they sadly had a like year long break tho 💔 but he will be back in his f2 car next weekend! porche is just a sponsorship thing i think? and FE is just this weekend because the team he's driving for has two drivers who are also in another category with another race this weekend. but it's a really good opportunity for him and will be great experience <33
#plussss he will have some new eyes on him#im sure that if he does well this weekend then he could def get some fe offers soon#not that i hope he agrees to them tho shsjdjdkd pls do f1 instead baby#can he like pls win this year and instantly get an f1 seat?? likeeee is that so hard 🙃🙃#oh no max verstappen wants to retire after his 4th championship… so sad!! who should they bring in instead? aH paul ofc!! who else???#very believable#asks!#anon!
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Scribblin some sword ocs.
#oc: yagyuu swords#gotcha my saniwa's actually a sword... just don't tell the rest of the honmaru#their real saniwa was prbly like: congrats on manifesting but ouch A GIRL the time gov isn't gonna like that#fuuchingiri: with all due respect what the FUCK#still developing kago's colors because even though they're toshikane's aitou pair he might not actually be a daisho set with fuuchingiri#idk if the ootachi is known by an alt name like izumo naganori but i can see the other yagyuu swords calling him 'nori-san'#(pls let the spirit sword of yagyuu clan live his dream of retirement but pls also guilt a sword of his status into fieldwork)#meanwhile sasanotsuyu is nowhere to be seen yet
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new snake :3
#we wont b getting him until we move but i am so excited for him#he's an old boy getting rehomed#baby: beep#(placeholder until we decide if we're keeping his old name)#i need more animals i am going insane. also i think im buying a prettier new house for sprout today from tarantulacribs#so i can use her old house for either a brazillian black or a mexican fire-leg juvenile#lays down on the floor. more ameenals..#i have cindy's old house too (i miss u bb girl u had a good lil jumpin spider life)#i could put another jumper in there OR an arboreal T sling#dear prospective job pls give me the higher paid position so i can support more pets thank u#on a related note if i DO get that position i'm probably going to have permission to start a small herp+invert ambassador animal collection#at the place#i'm literally so fucking excited about that prospect u have no idea#waaaauuuugh#i have a 40 gal waiting for mr beep which is apparently bigger than what he's in now#baby boy i will make u the nicest retirement home in the world#OH DID I MENTION HERE julia got me a t-crib medium coffin shaped#for a black widow :`)#her name is going to be Lady Jacqueline Tern and i'm in love with her already even tho she prob hasnt been born yet#all of this is dependent on getting these jobs and being able to move soon. pls manifest.#i might start a separate pet blog if it all works out
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The indoctrination was successful guys, I just showed my dad a bunch of Seb clips and he said he's now his favorite
#that one 'theres smth loose btwn my legs' clip made him lose it hahahaha#but the top gear interview is what got him#tho i will say thats its painful to show him all these clips and then be like 'oh yeah do remember hes retired tho' 😭#but fernando is his other fav so im very proud of myself#i think he also likes kimi(i showed him some clips)#sry for rambling BUT OH MY GOD SPEAKING OF KIMI#hes racing in nascar rn right?(jb too) and hes my brothers absolute fav driver#and guess where kimi is racing....15 mins from where my brother lives#HE HAS TO GO HE HAS TO PLSSSS IM TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM LOL#im like 'ik we dont like nascar but pls go so i can live vicariously thru you'#im like 'but okay what if you met one of them' 👀👀#pls go get me smth signed i am absolutely begging 🙏#but cmon its a sign right???? he has to. hes gotta. i mean cmon.#but seriously if he ends up going ill be so happy bcs just that small chance that smth does occur for him#he said hes gonna give kimi 'the drink' JSKDKFKF#okay anyways im very pleased w the way im dragging my father into f1 and that my bro and i have a common obsession#catie.rambling.txt
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Brother I keep nearly hyperventilating when I think about Edge being in AEW like is it an absolute certainty? Is it for realsies going to happen? No. Has it already happened in my heart and in multiple dreams I’ve had this week to the point where I was almost convinced he was already part of the roster? Maybe so.
#part of me is like ‘i love you so much but can you PLS retire and be with your family?’#because the thought of anything bad happening to him makes me want to throw up#but another part of me is so selfish that i just want to see my Original Favorite Wrestling Idiot™️ as much as possible#man. like. edge was always IT for me. like he was my guy!! he was soooo annoying and obnoxious and i just want him back 😭#in 25 years i have NEVER been normal about this man.#anyway. if he debuts on sunday or at any point at all i just want you all to know i’ll probably be sobbing and/or dead
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thank u all for validating my very specific take on fae vamp dad!lilia bc sometimes u just want to see a feral found father reactivate those old wartime passageways and decimate those who would pose a threat to the first person in centuries who looks at him with genuine unconditional love
#will i ever be okay about the way silver talks about his father as if he personally hung every star in the sky? no.#me staring into the sun: if silver is a prince can lilia pls come out of retirement and be his guard ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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