#pls give him a backstory

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[chloeapplepi]

spending time with uncle yuri

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

Emma: Can't spell guilty without Gil

Gilbert: *smiling cause she called him Gil*

[tuxxydo]

luffy's fruit is based on nika "the warrior of liberation" and ivankov describes kuma's fruit as "the hand of liberation." and when kuma's power is first explained, usopp describes it as "the most ridiculous devil fruit [he's] ever heard of!" then when luffy's fruit gets reexplained—when it's true power is revealed—the gorosei describe it as "the most ridiculous power in the world!" do you also want to kill yourself over this?

[zorosroronoas]

my god, but media literacy is so fucking death...

[fisheito]

#1 nurse on the way!!!!!!

[susie-dreemurr]

SOMEONE ELSE FELT IT

to clarify: this doesn’t mean Blitz clearly hurt Wire in the past in some way, for her to hate him so bad, but like…their relationship was definitely different than I expected and I kinda like that.

[roboraindrop]

I'm so proud of Fenn. He's been through so much... He's struggled with addiction, with turning his life around, with losing friends once he got clean... He's been working so hard to make his life better, to fix bridges that he burned years ago when he didn't think his life was worth it... He's doing so much better by time Eddie gets out. He's got an apartment, he's been living straight, he's been doing just so fucking well for himself 💕💕 I like to think that meeting me had a hand in helping him. Maybe meeting me was what inspired him to make the leap into living clean, because he wanted to be good for me. Maybe... He finally had a reason to stay out of prison, get therapy, and find meaning in his life.

[mapofthemazeinthemirror]

My son 🥰

[psy-ay-ay]

debating submitting The Phantom Troupe for the found family tournament. I mean they did brutally murder kurapika's entire clan but also consider a bunch of children exposed to horrid things in a world where no one cares about them form a group. they even show up to 'save' their shitty hometown meteor city in the chimera ant arc plus when chrollo is kidnapped and everyone's kinda flustered. we also see nobunaga being furious about his friend dying. there's also pakunoda's feelings about chrollo leading to her 'saving' him from kurapika but then sacrificing herself to provide information to the kumos about kurapika so they can avenge their friend. and she thinks about the beginning of the troupe. okay i'm not immune to them. i think they are kinda neat.

[razypie]

*cue shonen mc music*

you go jii-chan! give that crusty old man's ass some hard whoopin'

also pls dont die omg i was starting to like you sir 😭

[fiendishartist2]

guys what if i want to make my own apollo justice game.

[dragmiire]

is anyone gonna comment on how tf rauru is the ultimate secret stone man supposedly but ganondorf's title is 'master of the secret stone' or am i just gonna go slowly insane inside my own head over it.

[misedejem]

I spent last night wondering what the job/class distribution was like in duty support for the standard combat classes (based on job icons, because the NPCs do not follow the same rules as players and canonically are not the player jobs ) so I looked and now I just have some hopefully accurate data with no real purpose

Anyway:

GLD is the most popular class/job overall, with 10 characters using it. LNC and CNJ are the second-most popular and have half that

The least popular class/job is MNK, which does not appear at all. There is also only 1 PUG, so if jobs and classes are combined, it is still the least popular

Jobs are much less common than classes - the most popular being SAM and BLM with 3 each. Most jobs only have 1 representative, probably because of lore

Melee is the most popular DPS with 16 characters - one less than Tank which is the most popular role

Phys. Ranged is the least popular, with only 5 characters across 4 duties. This is the only role that is unavailable to use in the Trust System, despite Trust regular Mr. Exarch being a former Archer.

Excluding the Trust System, the DPS available in the most duties is BLM, appearing 34 times, with RDM in second with 28. There are multiple DPS that are only available in one duty (ARC, BRD, MCH, VPR and SMN)

The most commonly available Tank is MRD, appearing in 19 duties. The least common is DRK, appearing only once.

The most commonly available Healer is Conjurer, with 27 duties. SCH is the least common, with 10.

The most popular class for story NPCs is GLD, with 6/10 being named characters (Ysayle, Haurchefant, Aymeric, Thancred, Arenvald, Rauhbahn). The most popular job is BLM, with 3/3 (Y’shtola, G’raha, Emet-Selch)

The least popular class/job for named NPCs aside from MNK is ARC, represented solely by House Fortemps Archer in Xelphatol

LNC and CNJ are the most popular classes for unnamed NPCs, with 4/5 being unnamed for each. The exceptions are J’moldva and Y’shtola

SAM is the most popular - and only - job with unnamed characters, with the Doman Liberator in Doma Castle

There are double the number of Elezen in DS to any other race (16, compared to Hyur in second with 8)

There is only 1 duty featuring a Viera/Viis (Lyna in Holminster)

Pero Roggo is the only DS character with no player job equivalent - they are just Peroggo and use the generic job icon

ARC and SMN are only available if the player is one specific role in one specific duty, (Tank in Xelphatol, Healer in The Mothercrystal) so it’s possible they’re the least likely to be seen for this reason

Ktisis is perhaps the duty with the most unique conditions, as it is the only duty featuring DRK and BRD, and the only duty with multiple phys. ranged. (It is also the only duty with none of the playable races, and the only duty that does not feature a single NPC who is, was, or will become a Scion of the Seventh Dawn. It’s also my favourite dungeon but that’s not why I’m still talking about it I promise)

Alphinaud has changed jobs the most in Duty Support. Alisaie is the NPC who has been in the most duties as a single job. Identical twins only in height these days

The conclusion is that Meteor should be phys. ranged in the next expansion to balance out the ratios, and someone else really needs to take over his old Stormblood job. Maybe a bunny. I’m sure there’s more that can be said but this is already long.

All the numbers below the cut (up to 7.1)

Role Frequency

TANK - 17 characters

MELEE - 16 characters

RANGED - 5 characters

CASTER - 9 characters

HEALER - 10 characters

Class/Job Frequency

GLD - 10 chars, 14 duties

MRD - 2 chars, 19 duties

PUG - 1 char, 3 duties

LNC - 5 chars, 24 duties

ROG - 2 chars, 8 duties

THM - 2 chars, 19 duties

ACN - 1 char, 13 duties

ARC - 1 char, 1 duty

CNJ - 5 chars, 27 duties

PLD - 2 chars, 16 duties

WAR - 1 char, 9 duties

GNB - 1 char, 16 duties

DRK - 1 char, 1 duty

MNK - 0 chars, 0 duties

SAM - 3 chars, 6 duties

NIN - 1 char, 3 duties

DRG - 2 chars, 19 duties

RPR - 1 char, 3 duties

VPR - 1 char, 1 duty

BRD - 1 char, 1 duty

MCH - 1 char, 1 duty

DNC - 2 chars, 2 duties

BLM - 3 chars, 34 duties

SMN - 1 char, 1 duty

RDM - 1 char, 28 duties

PCT - 1 char, 9 duties

WHM - 2 chars, 14 duties

SCH - 1 char, 10 duties

AST - 1 char, 15 duties

SGE - 1 char, 11 duties

Other - 1 char, 1 duty

Some jobs (especially BLM) appear twice in one duty, but I still counted those as separate duty appearances. Most of that 34 are G’raha and Y’shtola doubling up.

Side note, I didn’t include any limited jobs or the DoL/H, but none of them appear anyway. Maybe they should though. If Urianger can be considered a Summoner and Samurai can be a Tank, we can have a Botanist in duty support.

[saltwaterburns]

pairing: logan howlett x fem!reader

warnings: 18+ SMUT - read at your own discretion, fingering, slight spit kink, daddy kink, overstimulation, kind of mean!logan

a/n: i very much disliked the og deadpool movie (please hear me out guys i liked the plot and characters and most of it but i cannot STAND torture filled backstories </3) but i loved the new one!!! And there's just something about condescending!logan that's got me so ... ALSO !!! MY FIRST EVER SMUT pls im so terrified i would love feedback on what i can improve ily guys

LOGAN HOWLETT who swore he'd never go for a sweet, innocent thing like you, but somehow one night finds himself two knuckles deep inside of you. He's got you pressed up against the wall, mouth hungrily nipping at the supple skin of your neck, leaving a trail of deep purple marks in his wake. His moans that could almost be mistaken for growls are vibrating against your neck, his stubble painfully dragging across your skin as he continues to practically maul at you, the pain of it so exhilarating it's only making you wetter. His mind is hazy with carnal need to devour you, fuck you stupid like the little dolly you seem to be while his senses are clouded with the scent of your arousal. You were absolutely soaking wet, soiling your cute little panties before he even got to lay a hand on you, and now as his fingers are pumping in and out of your weepy cunt, he can feel your juices drip down his forearm. He uses his thumb to press down on your clit, the action making you mewl. The pleasurable pain startles you, making you throw your head back and in the process, hit your head against the wall with a bang. You groan softly and Logan stills all his movements, chuckling at you, his tone borderline mocking.

"Aww, pretty honey hit her head, huh? Am I fucking you stupid? Are you unable to think with daddys fingers buried deep inside your cute little pussy?"

"Please, Lo...didn't mean to, please keep goin'," you mumble back, your eyes half lidded. You shift your hips, taking his fingers even deeper, your mouth falling open as the pads of his fingers brush against that spot inside you that's making you see stars.

He chuckles, but to you it sounds like another lighthearted growl and something about it fills you with absolute primal want. You want to press your mouth against his in the filthiest kiss possible, where your tongues are tangled together and he's doing that thing where he suckles on the tip of your tongue and it's so wet and nasty that your spit mixes together, dripping down your chin and down to your tits that are peeking through your little blouse.

Before you manage to tug on his hair and do exactly that, these thoughts alongside his thick fingers pumping inside you and his thumb that's doing sharp flicks against your nub becomes too much, and before you realise what's happening, you're creaming all over his digits.

The orgasm catches you off guard, knocking all wind out of your chest. Your cunt clenches and clenches, your cum dripping all over his arm thats the same size as your thigh, now slick and shiny.

You hope that he's gonna slow down, ease his fingers out so he can fuck you properly now that you're all wet and stretched out for him, but he only seems to pick up the pace. The afterglow of your orgasm fades away and the way he's flicking your clit and massaging your g-spot starts to hurt.

"Logan, stop, no more...please, it hurts. Want you to fuck me now, need you in me," You whine softly, trying to squirm away from him.

He only laughs and grips your hip with his large hand, pushing you harder against the wall so you have nowhere to go.

"We're not stopping, doll. Did I say you could come? Disobeying won't go without punishment. We're only getting started. You're giving me two more, baby"

[dazais-guardian-angel]

BSD is ultimately a hopeful story, about characters healing and finding their reason to live, and a place to belong. Outside of exceptions in the light novels, this applies almost every character in the main manga who isn't some sort of main antagonist (and even then there are exceptions, like Francis). Bram has lived a tired and lonely life for a very long time, ever since he lost his entire kingdom and his daughter somehow, and the story has set up the fact that he hasn't had any desire to live, any vested interest in the world all this time with the loss of said daughter — until he met Aya, who explicitly reminds him of her. He feels genuine care for her and worry for her, and he wants to be her knight, and sees her as his princess; she is his new reason to keep living. Before knowing her, he might have been fine with giving in to Fyodor taking over his body, but that certainly won't be the case anymore. If he's still in there, he's going to keep fighting, to get back to Aya, his new daughter, and I fully expect it to happen. It only makes sense that it will, with the series' track record, and the message it wants to send.

I have a strong suspicion that the flashback with Fyodor in Bram's castle isn't over yet, and that in the upcoming chapter(s) we're going to find out that Fyodor was somehow responsible for Bram losing everything he held dear. If that's the case, it would make perfect sense why he would jump at the chance to kill Fyodor at the request of the ADA, and maybe even was willing to join the DoA in the first place in hopes that he could one day get his revenge (so he obviously must not have known how Fyodor's ability works, but I think his "I see" in his last moments when he felt something was him putting 2 and 2 together, realizing how Fyodor seemingly came back to life back then even though he was supposedly killed). And it would give him even more of a reason to want to fight to get his body back: to return to Aya, and to get vengeance on the rat who destroyed his life and separated him from his daughter twice.

Also think it's very important to remember that Aya is named after an author, even though she does not have an ability, and that abilities usually form after some sort of trauma. Irl Aya's history is vaguely similar to BSD's Aya's: she lost her mother and sister at a young age, and a reoccurring theme in her works, many of which are memoirs, are her feelings of inferiority as she was growing up in comparing herself to them and her aunts, brought about by her demanding father. None of the names really jump out at me (not that the book names ever have much to do with the abilities/characters aside from a few lol), except for the title of one of her memoirs, called "Father's Death". If Aya was ever going to awaken an ability, I can't think of a more appropriate time for it to happen than now. And if it does, it's likely that said ability will play a major role in taking Fyodor down, and bringing Bram back to her — after all, Jouno originally entrusted Aya with being Fukuchi's undoing precisely because he knew he would underestimate someone as unassuming and "weak" as a random little girl (and look where that led him!); why wouldn't that happen again with Fyodor underestimating her? He took her new father — her real father — away from her: he has absolutely no idea what kind of enemy he just made. Aya doesn't go down without a fight, she never gives up, she is a threat, and Fyodor isn't going to see that threat coming, because he underestimates the power of bonds and the power of "ordinary" people, just like Dazai talks about in Meursault. He made an enemy out of her, and he made an even stronger existing enemy out of Bram, and they will fight their hardest to get back to each other. Bram's return will be all the more satisfying and emotional after all he has to overcome to achieve it, and how much he's changed thanks to Aya's presence in his life. :')

so i know like nothing about character analysis but i'm almost 100% sure that bram is alive BECAUSE

he just got his body back, and it would be strange to set that up for such a long time and then to only use it for bram to kill fyodor

asagiri is a coward when it comes to killing characters

he keeps having these flashbacks when he's with aya to someone we assume is his daughter, and it makes zero sense for the manga to set something up with that only to discard it

bram is immortal: if fyodor dies in this body then chances are he's getting it back, as his ability can apparently revive the dead by infecting them with it (see akutagawa) and he's kinda infected with his own ability