#pls eat shit

[llamasgotoheaven]

I had yet another brush with racism in Sweden and I am running out of ways to cope i literally don’t know wtf to say to these idiots

[compaculaaa]

The marketing push tfone needed

[callsthefaithful]

quick sketch of these 2 from @celestialalpacaron's delightful overlord au

wip but i dont trust myself to finish stuff and i like the sketch well enough so <3

[45anddime]

When you have a few people behind you who are like nah mang you cool weird as fucking hell pervert, proceed.

[cyrusthemagician]

"Heheh I'm gonna put you into a meatgrinder"

AU'S BY @sm-baby and @hootbon GRHAHHHHH explodes

Please god have mercy drawing this felt like the rolling a ball uphill meme

Love them tho

[strangerhands]

crying he is just so. <3

[rcarx]

"what did the girl at the bar whisper to bea?" (x)

[astorkes]

sharkgirl

[urdreamgirls-dreamgirl]

imagine: it’s been years since Steve and Eddie have seen each other. Eddie is still in contact with the kids, with Robin and Nancy and even Jonathan and Argyle, but he and Steve have kind of fallen out of touch. Steve buys every magazine that features Eddie, has a stack of Eddie’s tapes by his stereo, watches every televised award ceremony. He’s being supportive in the only ways he knows how. He had thought, back in 1986, that maybe they could have been something great, but he and Eddie had missed each other. That’s okay. It’s fine.

Steve’s okay, following Eddie’s career from afar. He’s got his own life to think about, his students and coaching and dating the various men and women his coworkers try to set him up with. It’s fine.

The Grammys are this weekend and Steve’s carved out his Sunday evening to watch the ceremony. Eddie’s third studio album is nominated for a whole slew of awards and fans have been gobbling up all the hints of who the album could be about. Eddie isn’t known for his love songs, but this new album consists of quite a few torch songs and ballads, each one more heartbreaking than the last. Steve’s been listening to the album on repeat for the past few weeks, imagining a world that maybe could have been if he’d been ready for it ten years ago. But he hadn’t been. He knows he hadn’t been.

On Sunday night, Steve pops some popcorn and parks himself on the couch in front of his ancient TV. He settles in as the red carpet coverage starts. He watches as Madonna and Prince and Michael Jackson arrive. He watches as Bruce Springsteen and Celine Dion and Shania Twain are interviewed by entertainment reporters.

And then Eddie appears, stepping out of his car and holding out his hand for his date to climb out after him, some actor that had just had a film premier at the Venice Film Festival. They make a good couple, handsome and clearly in love judging by the way they look at each other, the secret smiles they share when they think no one is looking. Steve tries not to take it personally, knows he has no right. It’s been years since he’s even seen Eddie in the flesh, even longer since they’ve had any meaningful sort of conversation. Fans have been speculating about this new relationship, theorizing that this is who Eddie’s love songs are all about. Watching them together, Steve thinks they’re probably right.

Halfway through the ceremony, Eddie wins the award for Best Metal Performance. Steve can’t help the smile that spreads across his lips, practically threatening to split his face in two. He watches, enraptured, as Eddie storms onto the stage, smile blinding. Steve practically holds his breath as he watches Eddie clutch the trophy in his shaking hands and stand close to the mic. He has to bend slightly and Steve’s smile grows even wider as Eddie thanks Wayne and the Party, all of them, before thanking his managers and agents and producers. Then Steve watches as Eddie takes a deep breath. The camera cuts to the crowd, closing in on Eddie’s date who watches from his seat, glassy eyes reflecting the stage lights and dopey smile on his face. Steve’s own smile falls just a little until the camera cuts back to Eddie.

“And to the man who’s inspired every song on this album,” Eddie smiles again, bright and blinding, holding his trophy up towards his date. “Stevie baby, thank you, darling.”

Steve’s face falls. Something in his chest tightens. There’s a grumbling from the crowd on screen and the camera zooms in on Eddie’s face as he seems to realize what he’s said. That he’s said the wrong name. Because that’s not his date’s name, it’s not even close. Eddie looks surprised at his own words but the camera cuts from him to where his date sits in the crowd, smile still plastered to his tanned and handsome face, clearly forced. The crowd starts clapping as the music starts to play and the presenters help usher Eddie backstage.

Steve can’t breathe. He can’t take his eyes off the screen, even though Eddie’s not there anymore. He feels rooted to the spot he’s made for himself on his couch. There’s a rushing in his ears.

He’s vaguely aware of his phone as it starts to ring in the kitchen.

when i got into the accident, the sight that flashed before me was your face. but when i stepped up to the podium, i think that i forgot to say your name. i’m on a bench in coney island wondering where did my baby go? the fast times, the bright lights, the merry-go. sorry for not making you my centerfold, over and over.

part two

[pyro3066]

he’s alright i guess (i think about him an unhealthy amount each and every day)

[khaopybara]

happy halloween!

[omegawolverine]

SatoSugu + Their Endless Cycle of Life & Death

I Must Apologise, PinkPantheress / D (Half Moon), DEAN / Blue Eyes Like the Devils Water, McCafferty / Pride, Kendrick Lamar / We Will Commit Wolf Murder, of Montreal / All My Friends Know, PinkPantheress / The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini / Picture in My Mind, PinkPantheress / Armed Cavalier, Richie Hofmann / UNKNOWN / @/universalclouds / UNKNOWN / Nineteen Minutes, Jodi Picoult / All mentions of love and death in The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare (1597), colour-coded, in order of occurrence, @/zimzalla / I Am In Eskew, Transcript, Episode 6 / Kill! Kill! Kill!, The Pierces / The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller / Diogenes of Sinope / Diary of a Philosophy Student, Simone de Beauvoir / How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful, Florence + The Machine / Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) / Jujutsu Kaisen, Gege Akutami

[babbimetal]

BABYMETAL IN LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt

Fae Dick ending up in canon universe... Right after canon Bruce has forced Dick into the Spyral mission.

Fae Dick's Family Catches up to fetch him back almost immediately, but it's clear to them at first sight that canon Dick is in a very bad place right now, mentally and otherwise.

Fae verse Bruce is furious at his canon version, but canon Dick points out someone has to go on the Spyral mission, and he won't risk any of his siblings being chosen.

Finally the fae verse fam convince canon Dick that he's in no shape to try a mission like that at the moment.

They agree on an exchange. Fae Dick will go to infiltrate Spyral (and possibly deal with canon Bruce), human Dick will go to the fae verse for some much needed R&R.

Spyral and Canon Bruce will never know what hit them...

Yes pls 🥺

I don’t know anything about the Spyral mission (except that Bruce quite literally forced Dick to do it when he explicitly said he didn’t want to) and that it ended up being… bad bad for Dickie, and honestly I don’t even want to know more than that. The premise with Bruce alone is… not something I can stomach reading.

But yeah for those who know more… let it be known that fae!Dick is going to fuck them all up worse than he did Slade and the Court of Owls. 🌲 ✨

[w1dowz-w3b]

Okayokay but I can NOT be the only one that thought the last two episodes were kinda out of character for Agatha. Plus it felt lowkey rushed.

Because, like, where the fuck did all the longing glances and the tension between her and Rio from the episodes before go? How come that Agatha is suddenly looking at Rio with pure hatred?

It just seems off to me, idk why. Like, girl, you wanted to kiss her so badly, and now you fucking hate her? What the hell?

I mean, they did kiss after all but it just felt off. I don't think Agatha would've actually sacrificed herself for Billy either (not to mention that he tried to banish her even after that).

And considering the fact that Rio hates ghosts and Agatha is now a ghost is just- I don't know. It's cool that's she's still out there, but it also threw me off that Agatha was suddenly so hateful towards Rio when there were obvious signs of still lasting love in all the episodes before.

PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS PLSPLSPLS

[sskin-ny]

EDs suck & I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy…. bc I wouldn’t want her to be skinnier than me ofc