#pls don't cancel me lmao

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

Here are some Austrian specific quirks I think König would have <3

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(PSA; I'm German, but I figured I could put down the most general quirks that we have, which I think would also apply to Austrians :) )

♡ he HATES fans and air conditioning. Like I'm talking disdain from the deepest pits of hell kinda hate.

Ceiling fans and AC are not a thing here, and literally every German looks at it with a very disapproving look if there happens to be one somewhere.

König absolutely refuses to sleep with the fan or AC on, just open a window, Liebling!

He's so upset that he can't put the window "auf kipp" :( (pls Google it, it's so hard to explain lol) like he's crushed that he can't keep the windows "auf kipp" all day.

You have a ceiling fan? Nope, not anymore. That thing is getting taken down the minute you move in together. But if you insist on keeping it, he'll secretly cut the cable to the switch.

Everyone knows all they do is whirl around dust and make you sick! He's not having it.

König acts like artificial ventilation is his worst enemy (I agree with him) and he'd rather suffocate than turn on the goddamn AC.

♡ Sundays are strictly lazy/rest days. Nothing's open on Sundays here, so we're forced to relax and not run around like headless chickens trying to get things done.

He's absolutely baffled if you have plans to go somewhere on a Sunday. What do you mean you need to run errands? What do you mean you're going out? And if you want him to come along?? Yeah, no.

His brain stops working. After the many years he's been alive, not once has he gone somewhere on a Sunday that wasn't his Oma's house for Kaffee und Kuchen.

You're not going anywhere. Plans are canceled, and you better spend the day on the couch with him.

♡ König probably misses all the beautiful old architecture Vienna has to offer. You don't quite appreciate it as much when it's just there all the time, but now he wishes he could quietly people watch in the city center :(

In my mind he's a bit of a history nerd, so he probably frequented museums and castles, admiring the delicately sculpted ceilings and wondering how people lived back then.

He'd be most fascinated by the masonry work done on the outside of most buildings. I mean, that's stone, but it's so smooth and carefully crafted.

♡ there are some very weird sayings in German that you just can't translate because they don't make sense. König is sick of having to awkwardly try to explain what they mean after he's been caught muttering one under his breath, only to realize halfway through that he looks like a maniac.

German is a very literal language, and I think he misses speaking it. We have very specific words for some things and he probably struggles to talk in English sometimes purely because the words he wants to use just don't exist.

(I'm very upset they didn't give him an Austrian accent bc it's one of my favorites, but I can also confidently say that I think he wouldn't be taken seriously at all if he had one lmao)

♡ König goes on random ass walks sometimes. Where's he going? On a walk. No, like where is he going? HE'S GOING ON A WALK.

There's no destination, you just walk. No matter the weather. Ya walk until you feel like you've walked enough. (A very German experience and I hate it)

♡ dreams of his Oma's Kaiserschmarn (me too, König, me too.)

It's basically a giant pancake that you tear into little pieces (traditionally, it has raisins too, I think) and you eat with either cinnamon sugar or applesauce (or both) and you will drift up to heaven.

It's warm, it's fluffy, it's sweet;

It's perfect for a gloomy Friday afternoon spent with his Oma and Opa 🥺

(Can you tell that I'm projecting)

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"Auf kipp" is a very specific window position where only the bottom two hinges stay attached so you can tilt the window towards you and a little crack is open so you can always have fresh air!

"Oma und Opa" grandma and grandpa, which he loves so much, undoubtedly.

"Kaffe und Kuchen" basically tea time. You get together and eat cake and have coffee! Mostly on the weekends :)

"Kaiserschmarn" what dreams are made of.

🩷

[juniscoff1n]

JUNI'S PINNED POST !!

hi beautiful people!!

this post is to introduce myself basically,, sooo LET'S GOOOO

Read this if u want tho. There I mention my DNI basic criteria and socials if u want to interact with me somewhere else (I'm not that active here)

(PLS DON'T SEND ME DONATION ASKS CUZ I CAN'T DONATE,, AS I SAY IN MY DESC I'M A MINOR)

BESIDES,, ANY AGELESS PROFILES WILL BE INMEDIATELY BLOCKED. ALSO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A PFP AND/OR BANNER,, SINCE YOU'LL BE CONSIDERED A BOT OR A TROLL.

I don't really care if you're +18,, just don't be weird.

Even if you're a little flirty or you behave like that as a joke,, you'll be blocked. That's disgusting.

(If you don't feel comfortable with me interacting,, tell me and I'll stop !! I always put other's boundaries first)

SFW accounts only !! DNI if you post NSFW content (Slight NSFW or that type of content with TWs is fine to me,, however)

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Anyways: As said in the carrd,, I love the things I mentioned there (cartoons,, musicals,, etc.)

Here I tell/show u some of them :] (Bold ones are my special interests,, and italic bold ones are my comfort shows!!)

• Metalocalypse

• The Oblongs

• The Venture Bros

• Smiling Friends

(credits to @alfieandrews)

• Drawn Together

(credits to @tychos-huzband)

• Futurama

• Inside Job

• Bojack Horseman

• Clone High

• Monster High

• My Little Pony

• 6teen

• Every 70s-90s-2000s cartoon in general (Nicktoons like CatDog,, Spongebob Squarepants,, Danny Phantom,, Invader Zim,, My Life As a Teenage Robot,, etc. and Cartoons like Courage,, the Cowardly Dog,, Johnny Bravo,, Samurai Jack,, Ed,, Edd 'n Eddy,, The PowerPuff Girls,, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends,, TAWOG,, etc.) (I like currents cartoons too tho,, no problem w them!!)

• Wander Over Yonder

• Any type of webseries

• Homestuck

• The Eltingville Club

• Adult Swim/Comedy Central/Adult cartoons in general

• The Muppets

• Wicked

• Six

• Beetlejuice

• Epic

• Ride The Cyclone

• Heathers

• Hamilton

• Tv Girl

• Alex G

• Tally Hall

• Miracle Musical

• Weird Al Yankovic

• Mitski

• Laufey

• Chappell Roan

• Sabrina Carpenter

• Ariana Grande

• Doechii

• Jazmin Bean

• Your Favorite Martian

• Will Wood

• Tylerthecreator

• System of a Down

• Pierce the Veil

• Sleeping Sirens

• Asking Alexandria

• Scary Bitch3s

• Beabadoobee

• Radiohead

• Vocaloid

Anddd so on lmao.

(credits to @strangergraphics)

I'm also dividing my content into hashtags,, cuz it's rlly random and varied lmaoo (Probably going to add more over time):

#juni's rambling - just me rambling about random things,, idk.

#juni's ships - exactly what u read,, my friend: the section where i talk about the ships i created,, or simply the ships i like.

#juni's fictypes - my fictypes,, memory shifts or shifts in general,, etc. just me talking about fictionkin stuff.

#juni's projects - here i talk about. . . well,, projects that came to my mind or simply ideas.

#inside job the renewal / #inside job the sequel - my most recent,, and biggest project so far!! if ur an ij fan and ur still mad at netflix for cancelling that incredible show. . . this may be the hashtag- and fanmade show for u. here i share sneak peeks/previews,, chapter clips,, fanart,, etc.

coming soon :D

#juni's art - lastly but not less important. . . my art,, yayy!!!

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also,, SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY AWESOME MOOTS WOOO!!! :3

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NO LIKE,, SERIOUSLY- YALL ARE AWESOME- I even consider u my family!! tysm for accompanying me in this thing called life :3

( btw: if I unfollowed u/stopped being moots with u,, it's probably bc I lost interest in something we had in common - for example,, i got out of the athf fandom so I stopped being moots with athf fans - or ur acc is mainly made of reblogs - idk,, it doesn't tell me anything abt u -. it's not bc I hate u!! so sorry for doing this,, it's js for the reasons I mentioned :[ )

Well,, someday I'll start showing u some projects or ships I create (U r gonna kill me for those ones)

But yeah,, thats all for now BAIIII!!

[5limshxdy]

Lego Ninjago movie... my thoughts and some headcanons since we established that they aren't the same as the series Ninjago :} (continue below)

★ simply adore the idea of Kai & Nya being twins (being in the same class) + Nya being the younger one ofc

★ Koko occasionally inviting the ninjas over to her apartment to have dinner together bc she's sweet & amazing

★ Cole having the passion for music to compliment his dad's love for dancing (not a hc, just thought it's cute)

★ Jay got a little bit of anxiety (or a lot, I'm NOT projecting...) Also, his scarf was gifted by his parents on his adoption day and he loves it sm

★ Lloyd just randomly packs a lot of dumplings for school (totally not Koko just packing them for him to share with his friends during lunch)

★ not a hc but Zane has a MOM (and I assume his dad too still)

★ Pls don't cancel me for saying LNM Jay is half Indian...

★ Jay's also the friend that vlogs himself & his friends for shits & giggles

★ They're all failing most of their classes, minus Nya lmao (& Zane but he has Chatgpt installed/j)

★ the city celebrates Lloyds birthday every year now! (bc I feel bad that THAT'S how he spent his 16 bday)

SOME THOUGHTS :

[ is the shipping system different in the movie? since Lloyd was born the same as the ninjas (no sudden growing up magic thrown at him) Would that make shipping MOVIE Lloyd with the other ninjas legal? not problematic? lmk (I personally don't ship anyone but Jaya tho that's for the series) ]

[mylovesstuffs]

Jin version !

Request: May I pls request jealousy headcanons for BTS members? reader (she's not famous and has a normal job) thinks of them as just friends, cause she never thought they would have a crush on her but they do.Then one day they get jealous when she ignores them for her guy best friend (whom she has a crush on) so they force her to leave but can't confess because they know she only likes them as a friend? unfortunately I am not very good with handling angsty stuff 🥹 so it will be great if you could write some fluffier headcanons about my request

A/N: This is the first post of the series, I hope it's not as bad as I say 😭 it's not the best I know but I'll try my best to improve. I don't know why it didn't turn out like I hoped for.

series masterlist

This is my personal opinion and perspective. It may not accurately reflect their real-life personalities or behaviors.

Jin always tries to be the reliable friend—the one who makes you laugh, gives great advice, and checks in after a long day. But lately, he’s felt like second place to your guy best friend.

He notices how you light up when you talk about your best friend. It stings more than he’d like to admit, but Jin tries to brush it off with jokes like, “Oh, should I start taking notes from him?”

You’ve canceled plans with Jin a few times now, always saying, “I promised g/bsf I’d help him with something.” He plays it cool but spends the rest of the day eating snacks in front of the TV, sulking and grumbling under his breath.

Jin’s jealousy doesn’t make him angry—it makes him hurt. He wonders what your best friend has that he doesn’t, or why you’d never think of him as more than a friend. Am I just not boyfriend material? he mumbles to himself. (Jin, my love, you're not boyfriend material unfortunately instead... you're a husband material)

He gets extra clingy the next time you hang out—offering to cook your favorite dish, teasing you more than usual, and even pulling out his dad jokes just to get your attention lmao.

When you’re with your guy best friend in Jin’s presence, he turns into the ultimate performer. Suddenly, he’s louder, funnier, and more dramatic—ANYTHING to distract you from your best friend.

One day, he snaps when you ignore him mid-conversation to reply to your best friend’s text. Jin blurts out, “Do I have to be him to get your attention?” It catches both of you off guard, and he immediately regrets saying it. *insert skeleton emoji here TT*

Feeling cornered by his emotions, Jin suggests leaving early from your next hangout. “I just remembered I have to be at the studio,” he lies, not wanting to see you fawn over someone else anymore.

He tries to convince himself he’s being selfish. She’s happy, he tells himself. That should be enough for me. But it’s not, and the ache in his chest doesn’t go away.

Jin throws himself into his work, making himself busier than usual to avoid thinking about you and your best friend. Other BTS members notice his uncharacteristic silence and try to pry, but he just brushes it off with a laugh.

One day, you sense something’s off. Jin has been distant—short replies, fewer calls, and even declining an invite to hang out. You confront him, worried you might have done something wrong.

Jin doesn’t confess outright but hints at his feelings. “Sometimes, I feel like I’m not important to you,” he says with a sad smile. It’s the first time he’s ever let his guard down like this, and it leaves you speechless. (Obviously)

You spend the next few days reflecting on your friendship with Jin. You start noticing the little things—how he remembers your coffee order, how he texts you to make sure you got home safe, and how he always seems to know when you need cheering up.

The realization hits you like a truck: Jin isn’t just your friend. He’s the constant in your life, the person who makes you feel safe and valued in a way no one else ever has.

The next time you see him, you decide to test the waters by spending the day with just him. Jin is hesitant at first, worried you’re only there out of guilt, but your warmth and attention slowly ease his nerves.

1By the end of the day, you find yourself looking at Jin differently... like your feelings have finally been reciprocated. When he makes a lame joke, you don’t just laugh—you admire the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles. When he cooks for you, you realize how much love he’s poured into every detail.

Jin doesn’t push you to admit anything, but the shift between you two is undeniable. It’s in the lingering glances, the subtle touches, and the way he prioritize you in his noised life. Neither of you says it out loud, but for the first time, you feel like you have a chance.

Closure: It ends with hope. Jin doesn’t need grand confessions; your actions are enough to show him you’re starting to see him the way he’s always seen you. And for now, that’s all he needs...

Now that you’ve started seeing him differently, Jin becomes even more attentive. He insists on cooking you meals, saying, A love as great as mine deserves a feast. He also gets flustered when you sneak up behind him in the kitchen, wrapping your arms around him. His ears turn red, but he plays it off with a smug.

Jin loves teasing you about your newfound affection for him. He’ll smirk and you roll your eyes, but your shy smile gives you away every time, and he EATS IT UP.

He’s a natural flirt but doesn’t even realize it half the time 😭 Like when he adjust your necklace, his voice dropping to a low, teasing tone. It leaves you breathless, and he definitely notices.

He runs his fingers through your hair absentmindedly, but the way his touch lingers on your shoulder or arm feels a little more intentional these days.

Jin doesn’t try to be sexy—it just happens. Like when he’s focused while rolling up his sleeves (I'm sorry but I'm drooling) or wiping his hands on a towel, you catch yourself staring. He notices your lingering gaze, smirks, and says, “Like what you see?” (OF COURSE WE DO!!?!?!!!!!!!!!?!!)

Mornings with Jin are pure fluff. He’s sleepy and cuddly, pulling you back into bed if you try to get up too early. He mumbles, “Five more minutes,” but those minutes turn into hours because he’s so warm and inviting you can’t resist.

Now that he knows you like him, Jin is more physically affectionate. He’ll casually rest his hand on your lower back, tug you closer when crossing the street, or kiss your temple as he passes by. It’s subtle but so Jin coded.

Honestly, nowadays his cocky side is very attractive.

Jin in cozy sweaters is a problem. When he’s lounging at home in a soft, oversized knit, you can’t help but want to curl up next to him. He teases you for staring, but secretly, he loves how smitten you are.

He doesn’t openly flaunt it, but there’s something undeniably attractive about the way he carries himself. Whether it’s his low, rumbling laugh or the way he looks at you across the room, there’s a quiet intensity that leaves you flustered.

Kissing Expert™: Once you’re comfortable, Jin’s kisses go from sweet and soft to take-your-breath-away levels of intense. He’s got this way of cupping your face and pulling you in like he’s waited his whole life for this moment.

Jin being Jin, he’ll occasionally get dramatic about how much he loves you. “I’d battle an army of chickens for you,” he declares one day, and while you laugh at his comment, the sincerity in his eyes makes your heart skip a beat.

Even when he’s being playful or teasing, Jin’s actions always make you feel safe and cherished. Like holding your hand in a crowded place or softly humming a song while you’re together, every little thing he does says, “I’m here, and I’m not going anywhere.”

[thecluelessdoctor]

guys please hear me out

Helluva boss lmao.

But it's tadc lol (yes I know the implications about Queenie here shut up pretend those don't exist here let me be funny)

BUT LIKE HERE ME OUT HERE.

Caine is blitz

Kinger is Stolas' (I'm sorry/not really)

Queenie is Stella

Ragatha is Millie (but written better/JK JK PLS DONT CANCEL ME)

Pomni is Moxxie

Zooble is Loona because. Cmon. You know why.

Jax is striker bc might as well match the Tumblr sexy men together

And Gangle is like fizz or smt.

And kaufmo is dead/hj

OH AND THE MOON IS LIKE. VEROSIKA BECAUSE I CAN

And my and others OCs can do other places :D

Also psst- character in the middle that isnt Caine is Mary! She belongs to @thegenderconfusedpuffball. I didn't know her color palette so I did purple bc I think she's purple

And the far left character is a new oc but sh

[catboymoments]

Why do you dislike Vivziepop if I may ask? Because there are reasons to dislike her that I think are valid, but some come from drama she's already cleared up and/or apologized for

Largely the controversies stem from art she made in 2016 that she has since apologized for in 2018 and 2019, sometimes she gets hate due to false information people spread about her and her ocs, and more of the recent issues get more complicated than one perspective can give.

A video that you'll find a lot of information for many of the most common things ppl bring up to cancel Viv are covered in this video:

"Why Everyone Hates Vivziepop" by ayy lmao on YouTube -> https://youtu.be/XrWiFcz1yzc?si=WhnmQy6AJUpOHY5Z

This is a whole playlist (by ayy lmao) discussing various situations you can educate yourself on:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOWIXPh0p7CzgQoUIl7rqd8oz2Ym6V9XY&si=o4u_RoNgBjVTouyk

(if you don't want to search the links since I'm on anon, which is fair enough, then you can just look up "ayylmao Vivziepop drama" on YouTube and you'll find them.)

She is seriously overhated and I'm not gonna share this to change your mind, but just to spread a little awareness just in case. Many ppl bring up stuff from the past when new updates for Viv and her stuff happen

I get not liking Vivziepop and as I said Im not gonna try to change your mind, but I hope you can agree some of the efforts to cancel her are blown out of proportion. Please educate yourself if you haven't already.

Putting this in your inbox JUST IN CASE your reason for disliking her stems from bad faith haters that won't look further to realize many of these dramas have already been resolved.

Hopefully they are helpful pls educate yourself if you haven't already. Then after you do, I hope you remind & inform others

I think the sausage party Nazi ocs and the fact that everyone who’s worked with her says she’s a nightmare to work with and the way she treats her friends just puts me off from liking her at all

[spandexinspace]

For the fandom ask thing: do the legion of superheroes pls my crops are dying

Me when I have one brand lmao

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Big surprise there but Brainy. His ill-mannered behaviour and tragic past compel me.

Least Favorite character: I think either Kent Shakespeare or Lori Morning. Kent feels like such a nothing character who mostly takes up space and Lori is a annoying child character, an archetype I have a very hard time liking in general.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): QuerlLyle, Vi/Ayla, Condo/Lyle, Luornu/Chuck, I don't know if KaraDox actually counts but I'm counting it.

Character I find most attractive: Mostly Nura and Vi, sometimes Brainy but it depends on who's drawing him.

Character I would marry: No.

Character I would be best friends with: Maybe Chuck or Cham? I'm not actually sure I'd mesh that well with any of them.

A random thought: I'm quite interested in seeing what the Omega Legion turns out to be, because the Absolute line has been absolutely smashing it so far and if we're lucky that energy might bleed over to them too. Maybe someone will do something new with them without making it stupid.

An unpopular opinion: I have no idea what's an unpopular opinion or not tbh. Fandom of four people and a shoe. But, I've seen some people put Brainy as the "he" in "he asked for no pickles" types of scenarios and I don't agree with that. He's distant and a would let a pretty person step on him, but he's not actually shy or non-assertive. And he could probably be kinda rude to food service workers if he ever went out. Perhaps not even on purpose.

My canon OTP: Vi/Ayla

Non-canon OTP: QuerlLyle

Most badass character: Jan. Surviving all of time to save your friends and seemingly transcending what it means to be mortal in the same process is very bad ass. Too bad about the murders.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Andromeda/Brainy as like, an actual functioning thing. He's clearly into her (too much so in 5YL) and she might very well be attracted to him, but they seem to bring out the worst in each other and have fundamental differences that seem very hard to get over.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I wouldn't say screwed up, but Jazmin really never got the limelight she deserved (because the comic got cancelled). Cool powers, fun relationship, kind of new in town but taking up the leader role. She could have gone far.

Favourite friendship: Ayla and Querl and I know it's not that canon but it's fun.

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[tragicallycrispygirl]

After having a few days to play around with Slayer, I want to share my opinion on him and his strength as a character.

In short, while I think he's absolutely a premium character near the top of the roster, I don't think I would really call him an all-around strongest due to how matchup dependent he feels.

In long: his damage is fucking ridiculous. Genuinely fucking ridiculous. You can get 300+ damage meterlessly at ROUND START with a Pilebunker loop. It does require a bit of luck (you need a counterhit H normal) but the fact that he can even do that AND ALSO GET POSITIVE BONUS is insane. His absolute biggest problem though is his movement, to an annoying degree, and it's where a lot of the matchup stuff comes in. I played against an Axl who beat the absolute shit out of me, and the whole time he seemed to have a very easy time just moving backwards and poking me out. Axl is definitely very good at that, but JESUS.

Slayer's movement is just so, so fucking bad. All of his options to get in are incredibly committal, and are all flawed in some way:

-Mashing Dash: Slow. You can't block during the dash. You can't special cancel the dash (as far as I know).

-Walking: go make a coffee while you wander over to your enemy lmao

-IAD/Jumping and Airdashing: Prepare to taste a delicious 6P

-Mappa Hunch: Pretty long startup and whiff recovery, and if your opponent blocks it you're probably giving up your turn. Vulnerable to being stuffed by disjoints, or even just trading disadvantageously.

-Dandy Step: Same problems as Mappa but with the added bonus of not going as far!

-RC Super Mappa Hunch: Costs 100 tension.

-RC 6K > j.s: Might actually be pretty useful? I haven't tried it before but you go flying full screen so...

These movement issues are the crux of what I feel makes him not an overall strong character, just because he gets zoned so so hard. Don't get me wrong, he is very good, but he has a lot of glaring weaknesses that are very prevalent in certain matchups. Hand of Doom is also garbaaaaage even just backdashing on wakeup in this game feels bad but the followup is iekrnfkdowbekfnf.

All of this, though, means they did a pretty excellent job of translating him from XRD, where I'd say a lot of the same things about him! His strengths are very matchup dependent! I also want to be clear that him having these weaknesses is important. If he could just run you down and melt 3/4 of your healthbar away, he would absolutely be the most overtuned character in the game. Insert Sol Badguy joke here.

There are some things I'd nerf, though:

-Lower the height of It's Late. Fucking look at this shit man his fist isn't even ever up there

-Make the Dandy follow-ups and Mappas an extra frame minus. (Dandies -3, Mappas -2 and -3 respectively.) They're supposed to make Slayer give up his turn on block, but often you can sneak in a 2K or 2P to keep the pressure going. I don't think that should be gone, but I think it should be higher risk. This might be very harsh but idfk man

-Master's Hammer not +26 on block. That's fucking ridiculous for a point blank move come on

-Make his damage modifier x1. This is probably too harsh, but I don't really feel that he should take less damage as a brawler type character. Yes I get he has poor defensive options but still

All of these might be nerfing him too hard, but at the very least I want It's Late shortened pls it's fucking dumb.

As for buffs, I don't think he needs very many, but:

-Increase the distance of his normal dash, or make it faster. This might make him too fast but fuck me his dash feels awful at longer than roundstart ranges.

-Keep the opponent closer on a K Mappa knockdown. This would have the added benefit of making the 5K link not feel so weird and strange.

As for SILLY FUN STUPID buffs I think he should have:

-Super Mappa Hunch is now 15+0 instead of 14+1, so at close range you can't block after the super freeze. I don't know if it hits full screen in 1 frame, but I want my XRD Dead On Time shenanigans back dammit.

-Last horizon now deals 300 damage. This is a cleaner number than 290.

-Last Horizon will now go full screen. It doesn't go any faster he just goes all the way full screen.

-Hand of Doom is actually invincible and gives you c.s links on counter-hit (make it like -8 instead of -7 to compensate)

-Pilebunker disregards the normal chip damage rules and can kill at any amount of health

-Counterhit Pilebunker gives the silly tumble for a full combo that it used to

All in all, I think Slayer is comfortably lower/middle-top tier. Am I downplaying because I love him and also am not good? Maybe. I've always hung out around floor 10 pretty comfortably before he came out, but I reached the Celestial Challenge for the first time EVER using him, so make of that what you will. I'd be interested to hear how you all feel about him.

The most important thing, though? He's really fun. I do just really like Strive and how it feels, but I find him very fun to play and play against. (The play against might change, I wanna learn Testament so we'll see how I feel later lmao)

Edit: After trying to learn Testament and going to open park and playing about 25 matches against a Slayer, some of my opinions have shifted:

-Obliterate Master's Hammer. Destroy it. Explode. +26 is stupid. At the VERY LEAST make it lower to the ground to you can actually c.s it or something

-Mappa is a ridiculously good way to get in lmaoooooooooo im just fucking dumbbbbbbb make that shit -2 and -3 NOW

-He doesn't need any buffs

I need someone better than me to weigh in on the matchup thing, cause it felt kinda even? I just don't know how to play Testament.

[pistachions]

HI. HELLO. I said a while ago that I REALLY wanted to compare up my favourite shows cuz they're both SOOO undderated and here that is

A COMPARISON BETWEEN MILO MURPHY'S LAW AND STRANGE HILL HIGH

First.. I feel I need to introduce both shows

MML

If you didn't know.. it's made by the creators of and takes place in the same universe as phineas and ferb (it has a crossover too !!).. but as its own show, its SO unique. It follows a boy called milo who suffers from a family curse called Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong, will go wrong) and his adventures with his friends !! Most of the episodes are just like general shenanigans that follow milo but it does have a plot that is introduced later on :) Also, because its made by the creators of pnf, its got the same humour .. it's really funny

CHARACTERS

The main trio are milo murphy, zack underwood and Melissa chase (in that order on the picture below) and they have a ... pretty standard TV trio dynamic, BUT all of the characters are SO fun and likeable!! Like, for instance, zack was in a regionally famous boyband and other fun things like that :)

Remember how I said there's a plot introduced later.. yeah, well it's basically created by these geezers (dakota and Cavendish, in that order on the photo below) who are introduced as time travellers set out to save pistachios. They're really funny and also voiced by the shows creators (or the same vas as doofenshmirtz and major monogram). They also REALLY remind me of me and my best friend, which means like ... nothing if you aren't us, but if you have a similar dynamic, it's SO fun to see

I dont want to spoil the plot much at all but the first season is about time traveland the second is space travel. If I'm honest the 2nd season.. isn't great cuz they made doofenshmirtz a main character but plot wise its still fun (season 1 is amazing tho still nothing tops it to me) so here's a picture from missing milo (one of the main plot episodes in s1)

And now to..

SHH

I'm gonna be so fr.. I've watched this show since release but have like 0 fandom interactions with it (thats a lie actually i have like 10 but thats not the point) so idk how much introducing it needs (still any is too little to me. imo this show should be standard watching for everyone) so anyway... the show doesn't rlly have a PLOT like all the episodes are stand alone, buutt it does mostly follow Mitchell as he starts at strange hill high and all the insane things that happen there (idk how to explain it cuz of how different every epiosde is but its SO good pls trust me). Its also fully posted on YouTube cuz it's like.. old and cancelled or smth so that's always good (not the cancelled bit tho lol)

CHARACTERS

Just like mml, shh also follows a main trio and has a great side cast. It's trio is becky butters, Templeton and Mitchell tanner (in that order below) and again have a .. pretty standard trio dynamic BUT more like the kind of British TV drama dynamic (.. cuz its set in a british secondary school). I LOVE these geezers SO much and they're just that kind of cast that to this day, I still don't know which one I'm more like

Because its not got a plot to vaguely explain, I'm going to tell you about my favourite episode 99 things to do with a time machine. It's one of my FAVOURITE episodes from any show ever. I love it. (I think it was also the first shh episode i watched cuz i watched it live on tv first before like.. downloading the whole show in 4 different places). The premise of the episode is that the gang is late for school so Mitchell decides to change the school clock so it doesn't LOOK like they're late. This actually turns back time and they abuse the hell out of this. Here's an image.

NOW TO THE COMPARISON!!

Ahhh.. this is like the MAIN bit but for 2 shows that are like permanently engraved in my brain its actually challenging me sm to compare them up like this. Why? No clue. Getting people to watch both is literally what I set out to to lmao

Shenanigans

Like I said, most of mml and ALL of shh basically revolve around whatever shenanigans the trio are doing. In mml they're very much unintentional cuz of murphy's law and the episode normally involves doing whatever to overcome the damage. This is more like the opposite for shh. The trio normally end up discovering smth wild going on in their school and mess about with whatever it is. Two examples I chose for this is mmls athledecamathalon, where the pitch gets destroyed and milo helps his sport team win, and sshs first episode, king Mitchell, where the gang discover a Knight who serves mitchell

These aren't exactly the CLOSEST comparisons I could make .. but you get the idea. VIBE wise they are VERY similar

SETTING

I also want to talk about the setting. Mml takes place all round danville (at different time periods too) and then a planet called octalia by the end of s2. Shh takes place EXCLUSIVELY in the school .. cuz it's puppetry and yk theyd have to actually BUILD a set

CONCLUSION

Ngl tumblr ate the rest of my essay. Twice. (Probably served me right for not having a backup but oh well) and it's kinda annoyed me. I promise you they're so similar is vibe PLEASE watch them both they're great

[shadonut]

lmao I made a belos edit with the most insane song possible😭😭😭😭pls don't cancel me😩

[their80smichelle]

Yea frank leaving Guns N’ Roses was on no one’s bingo card but I’m sure they already have a new drummer now because it would be bad for people who’ve already paid for tickets just to get a refund for a bandmate to just leave before a tour starts

That's for sure, I think Frank warned them long enough before the tour so they can find another drummer or maybe it's unexpected due to Frank's life or whatever it could be, we don't know but I didn't see this coming tbh. But I'm sure they already have someone to carry the drums ^^

It would be a shame to announce a tour that got everyone crazy and then just cancel it 2 months before (Mötley Crüe did though so why not them? Bruh no pls).

Oh also :

Steven was supposed to go on tour too right ?? Or Am I tweaking? Cause I can't find it anymore on his IG account??? It was supposed to start on May 24th if my memory's not too bad... I don't want to speculate anything and starts to be happy to end up sad but.... where is Steven's tour ?

Lmao I'm scared but maybe I was really tired or dreamed about it I don't know anymore💀

EDIT :

I can't be tweaking I kept repeating this

https://www.tumblr.com/their80smichelle/776479494892584960/wait-but-your-english-is-perfect-please-tell-me?source=share

[pbaz7]

hey hey hey !

Her knee buckled awkwardly, and I saw her fall, immediately clutching it. The pain was clear as day on her face.

omg the second she looks up she sees it? let Paigey catch a break

"All of a sudden there’s concern for the health of one of the best high schoolers in the country.

if this is a reference to when Paige tore her acl during the Notre dame game you suck

I didn’t particularly like Azzi.

I have a feeling you will in around 5 chapters

Despite all the rivalry, despite everything, I hated seeing anyone get hurt.

you tell urself that's all it is

Paige had to admit, it hit her in a way she wasn’t prepared for.

baby's down bad already

You'll bounce back. It's just a setback Fudd.

aww wow she does have a heart

We had been unstoppable. Undefeated. We were supposed to go out on top.

idk if you've seen the docu but Paige sobbing when she found out the tournament was cancelled what a different typa pain

She pulled off her headphones and turned around, surprised to see Azzi standing there.

of course these homosexuals would run into each other...

That was the turning point. Instead of keeping to their separate routines, they began to shoot together.

aww they're beginning to not hate each other how cute

But there was a large problem. Paige.

girl who tf cares - go to the school that YOU want to go to

The way Paige carried herself—with that smirk and cocky demeanor—rubbed Azzi the wrong way every time.

or did it rub you the right way? (this was not meant to be freaky but I fear it might have come out that way)

“What the fuck” Paige muttered to herself.

hoe you don't own the school

Paige grunted, barely making eye contact. “Can’t. Played like ass yesterday,” she mumbled around the granola bar before walking past everyone and out of the suite.

girl pls suck it up and act cordial

“It’s not that big of a fucking deal, E,” Paige muttered, clearly continuing a heated discussion the two had been having on their way back.

what's the bitch mad about now

“Hey,” Paige said, offering a small, almost sheepish smile. “Sorry for missing most of your visit. Welcome to UConn Azzi.”

wow this almost felt sincere

But she couldn’t shake the feeling that Paige had been avoiding her, and it left a sour taste, so she kept her mouth shut.

UGH WHY ARE THESE BITCHES SO INSISTENT ON HATING EACH OTHER

author you're putting me through hell with how much of a slow burn this is

pls make them drunkenly kiss soon or smth I need some excitement or I might go insane

ly tho! -🍉

a kiss ?!?!? please you’ll be 90 before that happens 😭

everybody hates paigey right now (rightfully so lmao) but i’m sure she’ll grow on you guys eventually

i’m going to put you through so much hell i’m so sorry but i swear it’ll be worth it!!😔🍉

[devilbombers]

Hhhhiiiiii!!! This is the same anon from the yuri ask!!! 1st thank u soo much for answering my question 💕 & 2nd PLS DO GO OFF about how u feel negatively towards yuri PLSSSSSS!!! *clutches on to your shoulders like a mad man* it's not that I don't want to feel bored with yuri I genuinely WISH I could find a good yuri series but it's sooo hard & at some point u do get kind of tired of digging through all the other garbage yuri series that's out there & when u do find a good yuri series it's either some obscure yuri series that nobody's ever heard of that came out in the 90s/00s or the series got canceled due to poor sales/the publishing company just didn't give a fuck about it in the 1st place. Which is y it ALWAYS grinds my gears when I c ppl b like "would u himejoshis stop bitching because your yuri series aren't as popular as the BL/yaoi genre, y don't u just make your own yuri series/write your own yuri fanfics 🙄" like BRUH WHAT DO U THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!?!? Sorry I actually have standards for the media I consume & not consume the same uke & seme toxic yaoi skinny twink series for the 500 millionth time in a row

I could cry over how much i understand you. (you are right and you should say that abt bl) this world is too cruel. Real Himejoshis like us need to stick together 🤝 i can send you all 5 series i can think of thats actually good if youd like.

tyvm for indulging my manic frusturations. This is certainly gonna be a long post saurrrr ill have to put it under a read more lmao. You asked for it so the gloves are completely off with this one and i thought abt it again and i actually dont care if anyone thinks im wrong.

I've come to the sad realization yuri can only REALLY be categorized like the following:

#1: yuri that is boring

unfortunately the usual case with 90% of yuri especially with new series

usually plays upon overused tropes making everything abt it lack any uniqueness to it

it is such an epidemic its forced himejoshis to become resigned to accepting these things into their hearts and even pretending its the shit when really its just shit 😭

its hard to give examples bc this makes up almost all yuri i can think of

#2: Non-Existent yuri

A series with really gay girls but they dont ever explicitly say theyre in love.

ex. dungeon meshi

Most himejoshis will on in the hill of saying they love subtext but we all know and especially themselves know that isnt true

#3: Yuri that is unserious as fuck

Theres a lot of drama yuri out there but it is always so fucking unserious it just ends up being funny as fuck instead

ex. Onii-Sama E and my girlfriend isnt here today

quite often this type is also associated with erotic media. But theyre so goddamn unserious it dosent matter how sexy either of them are, it immediately makes them so unsexy the minute they start talking.

i would only say ive succumbed to believe i love this genre bc i love to laugh at it sm

#4: Yuri where one or sometimes BOTH of them are dead 💀

i literally dont care i hate the "bury your gays" trope so much. it just aggravates the shit out of me bc what is even the point anymore then

great example of this is Alien stage

personally i feel like the only yuri that can exist like this and is actually genuinely good is obviously PMMM (i will fight everyone on the planet over this IDC)

#5: side character yuri

sort of a popular trend. kind of goes hand in hand with non-existent yuri but personally i think they count as different entities sometimes

extremely minor plot points or concurrent small interactions between side characters thats kind of gay as shit

theyre either EXTREMELY GAY or just a little gay theres no inbetween (either way, people will lie one way or another to say its really good)

despite the fact this yuri is quite ephemeral or absolutely nothing some ppl will still call this media wholly yuri for whatever maniacal reason

#6: YURI THATS TOO FUCKING SHORT

Unfortunately the best type of yuri also happens to be too goddamn short (usually limited to oneshots, anthologies, manga series no more than 25 chapters)

All my favorite yuri happens to be like this and i always scream at god for making life like this

If i hate anything in this world its liars, so i probably hate other himejoshis very much bc i keep constantly reading suggestions people hype up on the internet and ultimately being disappointed every single time because its never as good or unique as anyone says.

Its easy to say i hate them but its probably pity. I pity my fellow man that i consistently watch them fall for yuri underneath a wooden box held up with a stick and rope.

With all this being realized; its hard to ignore the truth of it all when trying to get into yuri regardless of it. So ive finally decided to stop listening to literally anyone anymore and ive ultimately stopped seeking it out bc im tired lmao

[grievousbrainrot]

Star wars oc owo

A small infodump abt him under the cut if you're interested

Arlo Thrax my edgy little (low-key self insert) oc. I always wondered how the Jedi coped with the instability and political turmoil of the clone wars. I thought it would be interesting if there was more apparent inner conflict within the order regarding their involvement in the clone war and also the senate's corruption - like Dooku's criticisms. So my OC is basically an avenue to explore that. Also I just like Grievous, Dooku, and Ventress. And I wanted a character to self-ship with Grievous 🤡

So now we have Arlo Thrax. He is an ex jedi padawan who either leaves/is exiled from the order due to his growing sympathy for the separatist cause. He was born on Serenno so he definitely sees Dooku as a role model. I just rly don't buy that there weren't at least a few Jedi who agreed with Dooku?? Jedi aren't a monolith so yeh

So Arlo fucks off from the Jedi and forms an underground insurgence group that uses guerilla tactics to fight for the CIS. He basically has a terrorist arc LMAO. Man is a mess.

Anyways! I hope I find a niche of people who enjoy my brainrot

Pls don't cancel me because my OC is essentially a terrorist lol

[puppetsoftomorrow]

1 and 5 for the unique writing asks

thanks @barbarawar and @yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere !! i put them together for ease lmao

1 - What themes would you like to write about that you feel don't get explored very often?

i love writing about sara's relationship with bodies of water. thats kind of what heart of gold was all about, sara becoming a lighthouse keeper and ava arriving from the sea. it's all about that yknow. and i did it a bit in the captain marvel one bcos sara drowns... but i think theres always more room for sara and bodies of water yknow. and i don't see it a lot in other writing... but i haven't read new fic in a Long time so pls send me any that fit the bill!!

5 - Would you rather write a happy ending that soothes the soul or a tragic ending that hurts the heart?

in my youth i would always go for the tragic ending, but i've softened in my old age of 25 and now i write almost exclusively happy endings. i feel bad writing sad endings for legends fics now because it feels like i have a duty to end the fic happily to combat the cancellation lol. but never say never! sometimes tragedy is the best medicine!

unique writing asks

[jsabconfessionsarchive]

i cannot stand tpc or ctyh. not for any "cancel-able" reasons we aint about that shit lmao it's just that everything about them both is just so boring and basic to me. i wish they werent THE aus that you always hear about/find, there are so many cooler ones both story-wise and design-wise out there.

Gonna try to say smth that's not cancelable cause I know my moots like tpc/ctyh

Um

Ngl anon, I agree, there's a bunch of hidden gems under those "THE AU" things you say, idk

Tpc/cyth moots pls don't hate me no hate intended I just don't see tpc or ctyh interesting but I'm not tryna kill u for ur opinion 😥