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hi hehe it’s me again with another singer yn headcanon. she releases bed chem and lewis is in public the first time he hears it (he knows it’s abt him) and when he hears “come right on me, i mean camaraderie” he’s like 😧🫣🫨🙂↕️😌
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JUNO!
pairings: lewis hamilton x popstar!yn
summary: writing songs about your alleged situationship with an f1 legend is one thing. watching the internet connect the dots and expose your soft launch in real time? that’s a whole other story.
warnings: very vague mentions of sex. if you can listen to the song, this’ll be okay.
author’s note: i kinda just did my own thing with it bunny anon i’m sorry :((
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yourinstagram: my newest album short n sweet is out this weekend. including my #1 single espresso!!! (still pinching myself) and my collab with thee sza. love her sm. please go check it out. maybe give it a stream. i would like that.
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user2: fav song??
-> yourinstagram: that’s like asking me to choose a favourite child :( i can’t do that. (it depends on the week and my mood).
sza: i love u :(
-> yourinstagram: LOVE U MORE 🩷🩷🩷
user1: YASSSSS!!!! WE WON!!!!
lewishamilton: so proud of you. you worked so hard for this.
-> user3: fav song future mr yn? 😊
-> lewishamilton: i’m a little partial to bed chem. can’t wait for you all to hear the album. it’s incredible.
-> user18: purr thank you current mr yn <3
user4: crying throwing up shaking i’m so ready for this
-> user5: real i’m already in shambles and it’s not even out yet
user6: yn x sza is actually the collab of the century idc. my mozart and beethoven.
user7: espresso is my religion and yn is my prophet
user8: she really said short n sweet just like me 🥹🫶
-> user9: we love a self-aware queen
user10: if short n sweet doesn’t heal my seasonal depression i’m suing
georgerussell63: loved espresso!!! such a hit 😃 excited for the album!!
user11: yn pls drop the sza collab early i’m begging on my knees
-> user12: same but make it the live version of espresso too i need both for survival
oscarpiastri: need a signed copy when it comes out for my gf and my sisters and my mum 😅
user13: yn dropping albums like this is her villain origin story and i’m here for it
billieeilish: ready to stream 🤩
user14: espresso literally changed my brain chemistry so i’m ready for the rest
user16: yn you don’t understand i have a midterm this week why would you do this to me
-> user17: yn said no academics just vibes
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Discussion Thread: “Soft Launch or Just a Coincidence? yn’s Espresso and Bed Chem Have Fans Losing It”
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u/caffeinatedqueen: “say you can’t sleep, baby, i know / that’s that me espresso” … lewis is DEFINITELY the sleepless baby here. no one can convince me otherwise.
u/oversizedandobsessed: honestly, this whole album is just yn is just dragging this man through the mud of infatuation, and he’s happily letting her do it.
u/softlaunchdetective: the way she says “too bad your ex don’t do it for ya, walked in and dream-came-trued it for ya” like ??? is this shade at one of lewis’ exes??? 👀
u/nintendoswitchitup: “move it up, down, left, right, oh / switch it up like nintendo” … idk if it’s just me but this sounds like an inside joke. lewis definitely spilled to her about playing mario kart that one time or something, and she ran with it.
u/spillthepollen: LEWIS LITERALLY HAVING A PROD CREDIT ????
u/espressoenthusiast: can we talk about how lewis called bed chem his fave and now he’s out here reposting espresso lyrics on his story?? like sir, do you want us to know that you down bad???
u/ynsbathrobe: lewis flying across time zones just to have yn calling him “sleepless” is sending me. they are not even trying to hide it anymore.
u/girlnamedcamaraderie: okay but the real tea: did she write this while they were “just friends” or after things escalated 👀 bc espresso feels like early-days crush and bed chem feels like… post-crush lmao.
u/carbonfiberqueen: the way “holy shit, is it that sweet? i guess so” is the cockiest line ever, and lewis was out here blushing on that Monaco dinner date. yn KNOWS she’s got him wrapped around her finger.
u/ynluvr69: not my queen begging him not to embarrass her. like yes he’s thee lewis hamilton but he’s also just a man 😭
u/racecarroman: the album rollout being this obvious is killing me. yn drops espresso, juno and bed chem, lewis goes “yeah this is my fave”, and now they’re gonna post a joint vacation pic in a week. mark my words.
u/manifestoversized: the taste music video is so hot im so serious i want her.
u/proofitsscientific: she gave us the words “say you can’t sleep, baby, i know” and then turned around and said “are you free next week?” … yn, we are all begging for mercy.
u/bedchemmessy: at this point, just let lewis confirm he’s the sleepless baby. he’s BEEN soft-launching yn through his spotify likes anyway.
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ham1ltonshaderoom: i think we have an idea of the cute boy with the white jacket and thick accent is. singer songwriter yn yln released her newest album ‘short n sweet’ to both critical and commercial success the past weekend with five songs slotting themselves in the top ten. she also set twitter alight with the loudest soft launch of her alleged relationship with f1 legend lewis hamilton according to eagle-eyed fans. what do we think about the album and the couple ham1ltons?
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user1: yn writing bed chem and espresso about lewis is honestly too much for me. this is their pr team’s magnum opus.
user2: idk why people are surprised. we BEEN knew when she was randomly at that Monaco GP last year “just for vibes” 💀
user4: not y’all hyping them up like yn didn’t expose their entire situationship in bed chem… miss girl is wild for “arrive at the same time”
user3: idc about the relationship but short n sweet ATE and left no crumbs. five top ten hits? she’s THAT girl.
-> user25: cause juno, taste, espresso, bed chem and please please please??? she’s crazy!!
user5: the only thing louder than this “soft launch” is lewis’ exhaust pipes and yn’s lyricism.
user8: yn really said “i will not post him but i WILL write about what we’re doing at 3 a.m.” and i respect it
user9: “thick accent” got me crying bc we KNOW it’s lewis but yn made it sound like she pulled a victorian love interest 😭
user7: not a fan tbh… lewis is too much of a legend for this oversharing energy. like, does everything need to be in a song?
-> user10: girl it’s called being a songwriter… he knew what he signed up for.
user13: yn’s fans are delulu. they’re literally never gonna post each other publicly and y’all are gonna be analyzing vibes forever 💀
-> user11: LMFAOOOO
-> user12: feel like the dummy you are yet?
user14: short n sweet is a whole love letter to lewis and i’m here for it. she’s in her main character era, and he’s just happy to be here.
-> user26: she wants his baby 😭 like writing a whole song about a breeding kink is insane… #needthat
user15: lewis reposting espresso lyrics like “that’s that me espresso” was the confirmation i needed. boy, we KNOW it’s about you.
user16: the album is fire but yn’s “soft launch” strategy has me cackling. just post a selfie together and call it a day!!!
user17: imagine lewis on the pit wall like “yeah i’m the sleepless baby yn’s talking about” 😭😭
user18: i’m not saying lewis dating yn is a marketing strategy but it’s giving world domination vibes and i fear i love it.
-> user19: PR relationship or not, if yn pulls up at another GP this season, i’m throwing hands.
-> user19: CAUSE THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE 😓
user20: yn u did your thing with this album!!!
user21: i just KNOW lewis is on her close friends story hyping her up with “🔥🔥🔥” emojis and we’ll never see it.
user22: yn soft launched a relationship and a top-tier album simultaneously. queen of multitasking.
user23: lewis is too old for this tbh. my guy should be manifesting a championship, not blowing out his pop star gf’s back.
user24: yn and lewis got me believing in love again. bed chem is my anthem. i’m free next week if they’re hiring a third.
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yourinstagram: i’m working late cause i’m a singerrrr 😁
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putting up the christmas tree with quinn hughes pls 🥰
thank you for requesting!🫶🏽
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“You really didn’t have to come.”
“Did you not want me here?”
“I—no. Wait, yes but—”
“It’s your family’s Christmas tradition,” Quinn interrupted, shooting you a look that felt more amused than exasperated. “Did you really think I was going to miss it?”
“You have a game in two days,” you deadpanned.
“This may surprise you but I am aware of that fact,” Quinn retorted, his lips twitching upwards when you lightly smacked his arm in response. But he caught your hand before you could pull back, pulling you closer to him. “Babe, I wasn’t gonna miss this for the world. We used to join in all the time when we were kids.”
“Yes. When we were kids. And weren’t proper adults with proper jobs that require proper rest,” you grumbled. “Plus, my parents don’t care. It’s been years since—”
“It has been years but this year is different,” Quinn acknowledged with a small nod. “This year, I’m more than just a family friend. I’m your boyfriend. I want us to be a part of each other’s lives and traditions, even if it means flying out in the middle of a three day break just for one event. You’re important to me and I want to show that.”
Your face softened completely, something in your chest tightening at the small but genuine smile on his lips. “Fuck, now I look like a dick for trying to make you stay with the team.”
Quinn huffed out a laugh. “It’s cute you care about the team so much.”
“They are a part of your life,” you countered, throwing his own words back at him. “Of course I care about them.”
Quinn’s smile widened. “See? You’re starting to get it.”
“Yeah, yeah,” you grumbled, playfully rolling your eyes before shoving him in the direction of the door. “If you wanna help, you can go help grab all the boxes from the garage.”
It didn’t take too long for all the boxes to be brought into the house, stacked up in the living room before your mother started allocating everyone jobs. You shrieked when Quinn slipped his cold hands under your shirt, sending a shock through your system before you shoved him away and pushed the tangled Christmas lights into his hands as retaliation. The boy only grinned wider in response.
Memories flashed through your mind about spending Christmas with the Hughes family when you were younger and lived right next door. Your parents always taking over the decorating once the rest of you got bored, the tantrums and arguments on who got to put the star at the top, the cookies that Luke always managed to get an extra one of (your mother always gave in to his puppy dog eyes).
Those memories were fond but you think you liked this better, watching the way Quinn joked around with your family and took the playful chirps in good stride before dishing them out just as good. It felt different to your childhood, it felt like a new tradition that you were eager to do every year in the future.
“My side looks way better than yours,” Quinn stated confidently as he settled into the spot next to you, his arm thrown over your shoulders to tug you into his side with ease.
You snorted, lightly elbowing him. “You’re lucky you’re good at hockey because your eye for detail is abysmal.”
“College girl showing off her fancy vocabulary,” Quinn teased before leaning down to press a quick kiss to your lips. “S’fine, I’ve got years to practice. Your parents are going to be begging for me to decorate the whole tree alone in no time.”
You shook your head fondly. “So humble.”
He beamed. “Always.”
“Stick to your day job, Hughes.”
“I take it back, I’m not sharing my cookies with you anymore.”
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#cece's stocking stuffers#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#nhl#quinn hughes x reader#quinn hughes x you#quinn hughes x y/n#quinn hughes fic#quinn hughes one shot#nhl x reader#nhl x you#nhl x y/n#nhl fic#nhl one shot
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ya’ll wincest shippers need de-wormer. i will not be elaborating.
#y’all are bonefide FREAKS#pls don’t come for me this is just a joke#fly your freak flag ✊😔#wincest#dean winchester#sam and dean#castiel#sam winchester#supernatural#the cw#the cw network#the cw supernatural#spn
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i don’t wanna ship it but they just so silly goofy :_3
#how dare#offense taken#faith the unholy trinity#ftut#gary faith#john ward#garyjohn#hate this ship sm#and yet#my art#digital art#art#this isn’t legitimate hate this is a joke pls don’t come after me im just a little guy alright
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Mary: Hey Lily, you said James is bisexual right?
Lily: Yeah he is
Mary (skeptically): Oh okay
Lily (laughing): What? You can’t believe James would be into guys?
Mary (watching James sitting on Remus’ lap and eating from his plate): That’s not what I wasn’t believing
#pls don’t come at me this is just a little joke I promise I’m not biphobic 😭#hogwarts#james potter#remus lupin#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#young marauders#marauders era#wolfstar
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I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess
#i did not go to a doctor yet because i was better yesterday#and it is now worse again!! rude!!#now i have to consider going today🙃#i do have a few general health issues but i don’t ever get sick or anything#so now im an absolute WIMP when it comes to feeling bad#im ready to fight whoever invented feeling bad cause it is not fun!!#also ready to pass away so pls enjoy my objects i love them a lot#you guys don’t get to have my books though please bury them with me as my final request#you can however keep my degree which is useful as tinder or perhaps a part of a decorative stack of useless papers#this is a joke and im over exaggerating and probably fine btw#just some things acting up probably not anything bad or serious#however the only thing im yearning for rn is for this to go away#so probably won’t have enough yearning for women to make many posts#unless i find some in my drafts or some such#idk#but i wanted to post about it since i know sometimes radio silence gets yall worried#so!! im good just going through it lol
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do i have insomnia or have i just had a really fucking bad headache for two weeks
#or do i just want my parents to come home from vacation!!#i guess we’ll never know#sorry gang#been waking up at 3pm for 2 weeks and it’s rough#shitpost#pls let me fall asleep i am soooo tired#this is a joke!! ik that i don’t have insomnia i’m being dramatic
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You have 13 written on the back of your hand, I have I ❤️ ? written on the back on mine. We are not the same.
#this is just stupid joke I’m not implying that I’m above swifities who don’t know this song pls don’t come for me lol#I heart question mark#taylor swift#taylor swift unreleased#swifties
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i don’t watch the alphabet soup show anymore, but here’s my totally not-biased-at-all prediction for season 4:
ricky & gina will not be end game, gina's chemistry w - whatever-his-name-is + making ricky hide the relationship will come to be too much. it'll all boil over & fizz out. they'll realize maybe they're not really meant for each other & they were both trying to hold onto feelings from 3 (4?) years ago. nini will show up to see everyone graduate, ricky will see her there, realize he's still deeply in love with her & that's part of why everything with gina felt so wrong. he'll go running into arms & they'll kiss & cry & be happy & ride off together into the sunset & everyone claps. the end ❤️
#{show: hsmtmts}#{otp: i don’t not love you}#{pluto speaks}#{pls don’t come for me this is all in good fun i promise}#{like this is just jokes goofy funny content i swear}#{not trying to start anything at all}
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Hi!! Quick sorry for inserting myself into every single conversation ever!! Okay bye bye!!
#Not tagging this one#uhhh pls don’t reblog this#I just mostly wanted to rant in tags rq#It’s gonna be a loooooottttttuh#Ok so I DONT really like kys jokes but like. A lot of my irls make them so so much and I was too shy to tell them to stop and so I guess I#Just started makin them too so I’m so so sorry for that they’re funny sometimes but please I promise I take stuff seriously sometimes even#If I am just a silly lil guy#Also also I know not that much words stuff and like terms ig?? Especially when referring to sys stuff cuz I don’t like to research things#Cuz if I do then that means it’s real and I don’t want there to be bad things!! I want things to be happy and for me to just hang out with#My brothers and be silly!! whaT I WAS SAYING was that correct me pls#Also I think the constantly forcing myself into conversations comes from like?? Idk a fear of being forgotten or ignored?? Idk I just reall#Want to talk and ramble about things 24/7 12/365#So uhhh sorry abt that haha#Anyway that’s all#TLDR I want to be enough for people and be what they want of me but I’m bad at showing it 👍#Anyway I love u guys bye bye
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nooo don’t delete ur account ur so sexy
babe that’s kinda gay??
#i don’t hate gay people but i can’t support that lifestyle like just stop shoving it down our throats??#this is obviously a joke#gays come to me pls
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I fixed it
#messi fans don’t come at me this is a joke i’m really happy he won it#harry kane#ballon d'or#football#just thought scoring 30 goals in the pl deserved better than 19th
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idc if the last dinner party is an industry plant, nothing matters is soooo Fabian Prewett core
#kill your darlings#fabian prewett#the last dinner party#nothing matters#pls don’t come after me for saying their an industry plant#it’s just a joke pls pls i love them
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Someone looks like they got a tiny little bit too invested in Barbie 2023 here /j
#To be clear i do not know the owner of this car#This is just a lighthearted joking comment on a random car I saw on my walk to lunch that I found interesting and kind of funny#My sense of humor is broken okay pls don’t come at me I’m sorry#barbie#barbie 2023#the barbie movie#barbie the movie#barbie movie 2023#barbie movie
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Well, also no, this is ‘The Fowl Twins’-era, so Artemis is in his mid-to-late 20s at this point, Minerva married and had a kid with an elf, also becoming a crime boss, after briefly dating Artemis (it didn’t work out), Beckett married a ghost, and Myles sort of has superpowers. The idea of a being considering Artemis and Holly as parental figures is just funny — the discussion is mainly drawn out of how technically she meets the definition of offspring, the idea that Artemis wouldn’t realise until afterward being incredibly in-character for him, even if not the focus of the main plot (that being more things like a random immortal man, an evil nun, and a regular little person impersonating a fantasy dwarf for years).
. . . Okay.
Artemis, regardless of whether this is Fowl Twins-era or not, was still a child when he met Holly and was such for the vast majority of his ‘screen time’. Holly has always been an adult, knew him through his child and teen years, and thus shouldn’t really be shipped with him, because it’s an adult with a child that they knew as a child for the majority of that time. Like a former adult babysitter trying to hook up with someone they babysat when they were little once they become 18. Like… despite it not being an A/H thing, are you defending A/H to me now? I’ve expressed countless times that I don’t like it either way and that’s not what this discussion is about.
(Anon, the way you are explaining this to me makes it out as if I’ve never read TFT or it’s sequels- I’m aware of where everyone else ended up, and have spoken about it before. Do you know like… anything about my blog?)
I don’t care if NANNI ‘technically meets the definition of offspring’- I reiterate, by that logic she’s not ‘Artemis and Holly’s child’, but the child of like… four people. Seriously, the emphasis on A/H specifically makes it look shippy. If that’s the case, then just admit it, or at least acknowledge how it looks. I don’t give a flying flip whether or not you ship it, but it looks that way to everyone else, regardless of initial intent.
At the root of this, breaking it down entirely, I don’t think an A/H ‘parenting’ dynamic is funny. It’s weird. Therefore, the joke, while slightly amusing once, is no longer funny, the sheer volume of asks regarding it is weird (especially towards artists), and the whole thing is just… odd. Really odd.
#just because this series is ridiculous doesn’t mean that it’s fans have to be- come on now.#i don’t know how long you keep on planning for this to go my friend like ive said what I said and I mean it lol. the joke isn’t funny and#- any scraps of amusement are dead and gone by now.#now you’re trying to justify A/H to me or something? dude I don’t care I don’t like it I think the ship is gross and weird. if that is an#- issue for you or anyone else like… pls leave. I’ve said multiple times I don’t want A/H shippers following me- that goes for people who#- are okay with it too… but something tells me you’re not a follower of mine at all.#asks#(for all my poor followers I’m gonna start tagging these ‘nanni chronicles’ so feel free to block that in case anymore come)#NANNI chronicles
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hey that John wick thing I said was a joke, mkay? I wanted to see how many people I could get to agree with me based off of random nonsense I spat out
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