#pls don’t attack me

[callmebread]

Headcanons GEHEHESHHDCSJBDBD

Sharing can be difficult sometimes, Fredbear glitches or malfunctions when both of the children wants to possess the suit at the same time…

Golden Freddy is Cassidy (Black Hat) C.C. Aka Crying Child (Darker Purple hat) for Fredbear his hat’s lighter than Cc’s…

✨REBLOGS APPRECIATED✨

[flowersintheimpala69]

Sam (trembling, bruised, avoiding eye contact, teary): dean..? Do you think maybe it’s time we start.. seeing other people?

Dean (white knuckling through life with one beer in hand and a shot of whisky in the other, gun rested menacingly on thigh, one incest situationship breakup away from genocide): if you leave me I will kill myself

Sam (sighing and sitting down next to dean, leaning into his brother’s side. he’s tired): okay.

[sea-lanterns]

I have a problem women make me gay??? How do I stop being one of them queers! I see Lisa and I want to have sex immediately??? I see Navia and I want to take her on a date??? Genshin stop making hot women they make me gay!

(For legal purposes I’m actually a lesbian….)

THEYRE PUTTING GENSHIN WOMEN INTO THE WATERS AND TURNING THE FRICKING FISHIES GAY 😡

[strawberrytalia]

No but Kyle is such a realistic leftist man of color because he’s the type to fight against oppression, call out institutions, prioritize human rights, punch homophobes, but then he’ll turn right around and make a misogynistic joke without even thinking

[lololololchips]

LITERALLY OFF TOPIC BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO CRAZY BY LE SSERA 😍😍

i have not 🙁🙁 BUTTTTT I DID LISTEN TO LIKE SOME OF IT WHEN SCOUPS DANCED TO IT DURING CARATLAND LMAOOO

but besides that i haven’t…

[angel-the-god]

This might be controversial to say(I’m looking at all you c!emeraldduo enjoyers)but i rather dislike c!techno and c!phil’s characters, and with that, I rather dislike the syndicate.

Listen, i like c!niki and c!ranboo, but the c!emeraldduo part of the syndicate was not fun nor joyous to watch. C!emeraldduo’s presence really dampens the syndicate for me. Is that just me? Does anyone else share the same opinion?

[whythefuckwouldisayprinter]

one thing about me is i am not gonna baby buck. i just saw a tiktok edit of bucks lawyer asking eddie about shannon and everyone in the comments is defending buck bc “he didn’t know what the lawyer was gonna say” and that’s kinda valid but come on. did you think the lawyer was gonna be sweet and ethical?? you are SUING your coworkers like there’s no way you’re shocked he’s taking personal hits

and just a disclaimer- i love buck, i just don’t understand how people think he was 100% right or more right than anyone else during the lawsuit. everyone made mistakes, yes, but buck didn’t handle it the best way and there’s no arguing with me on that

[munsonsfairy]

So you’re not bi anymore? You went full on les bc you have past boy troubles? I mean just bc a guy messed up don’t mean they all are trash yk

i’m actually confused lols. reason why i just completely took off the label. i do love women, just don’t know about men. make sense?

[regan-thatslife]

tda orlando being the same time as my taylor swift concert is so incredibly disrespectful tda do better 😡

[stars-and-birds]

hmm look I’m a byler shipper but I find that there’s a specific breed of bylers that I find annoying and they all ship j*ncy as well

[shelvesofgold]

controversial opinion: old ppl need to lowkey get over 9/11

[doyoulikedem]

Things that are correct:

Drarry

Harry is SHORTER THAN DRACO. I REPEAT, DRACO IS TALLER THAN HARRY, AT LEAST BY A LITTLE.

Draco realised he liked Harry first.

gay Draco , bi Harry.

Pansy says “darling”.

Narcissa would have a rose garden.

Neville would go back to Hogwarts to teach Herbology (I know this is technically canon but . Is it , really? Despite the many faults of the cursed child, this 1 thing is absolutely correct to Me)

Things that are incorrect:

“Drarry is Jegulus”/“Jegulus is Drarry”.

Dramione (just in my rather strong opinion!)

Drarry are all angst and hate sex!! (THEYRE SO MEANINGFUL FUCK YOU ALL!!! We indeed do have glorious wealths of both but . If you get it you get it . I guess)

Harry and Draco met again post war and suddenly don’t want to kill each other at all.

Draco and Harry didn’t think about each other in the aftermath of the war.

Harry hates Ginny/Ron/Hermione!!! (RUGHHRHHRH)

Draco likes girls. (No.)

Ginny’s a bad person/girlfriend. (I’ll come at you- Hinny just didn’t work out and had no chemistry. Ginny’s noooot the issue here.)

Harry and Draco hated each other and will never forgive each other

Ron and Hermione faced zero trauma after the war.

Scorbious is the Drarry we never got!! (Ik this one’s probably controversial but. guyssss . Be so fr. DRARRY is the Drarry we got. I’m super on the fence about Scorbious but it irks me when ppl are constantly likening them to Drarry. Bc they’re Not👏Drarry👏. Their whole dynamic is so fundamentally different. Like. They’re both cute and share similar aesthetics but they’re NOT THE SAME, or even very similar when you get into it.)

[crismakesstuff]

WIP

drawing more role swap au nolan ☕️

[dollvre]

how the recent zaros audio got me like

[flowergirl-aerith]

I finally figured out why i don’t like batcat. Its because it feels like they’ve been in a decades long situationship(that’s still going till this day). Why should i care about bruce and Selina getting together(yet again) when they’re just going to break up(yet again). I love bruce and Selina individually but when they’re together it just annoys me because the writers will just break them up again.

i see it as pointless for me to even want for bruce and selina to even be together imo. Dc writers should make up their minds.

Like I can’t be the only one with this opinion.

[devilat-thedoor]

correct me if i’m wrong. but when it comes to teasing each of the boys and how they would react,

Daniel is neutral about it. He doesn’t hate it by any means and he loves how much fun you have when you’re teasing him. The way your fingers keep accidentally missing the bowl of popcorn in his lap or the way you just happen to press your body into his everytime you’re “just stretching.” He lets you get away with the wandering fingers and the flirty, suggestive remarks because he knows that once you’ve had your fun, you’ll let him have his.

Josh gets even. If you think you’re gonna get away with being a tease…wrong. No matter what you try to do or how you try to play around with him, he’ll turn it back on you x10. Send him a dirty text during dinner with everyone? He’ll turn to you with a smirk but don’t be surprised when he’s waiting until you’re sipping on your drink to grasp your thigh under the table and whisper ungodly filth in your ear to make you sputter your wine into the glass.

Jake… It’s like an “at your own risk” situation. He can handle the teasing, but he doesn’t like it. And if you take it too far, you can be sure you’ll pay for it later. “You thought that was cute, love?….That little stunt you pulled beneath the table at dinner?” and you’d shrug your shoulders and giggle with a mischievous smirk in response. “Well, we’ll just have to see how funny it is when you’re begging me for an orgasm, huh?” Then it’s his turn to laugh when your eyes go wide as your jaw hangs open in shock.

Sammy is a crybaby. GOD, he whines… It’s not so much the playful comments as it is the physical bits. He’d swear it’s torture, the way your fingers graze over his bare skin each time you walk by him. It really doesn’t take much for Sam to resort to begging. He’d get pouty and whiny and bratty, crossing his arms over his chest, until you inevitably give in because you have such a soft spot for him.