#pls chill ok

[caramelmoony]

i love being in this fandom, it’s full of so many wonderful, lovely and talented people, but it drives me absolutely insane sometimes. the entitlement of some people is ridiculous like god fic writers are writing these incredible fics for FREE!! and for FUN!!! you are reading them for free!!! how on earth are you going to complain about writers choices for their own fic??? they have no obligation to share their fics with the world, but they are! if you aren’t happy, no one is forcing you to read it??? and absolutely no one asked for your opinion. simply close the tab! i’ve stopped reading fics because i don’t like a certain element and that’s ok! you don’t have to like every single fic. but i have never ever felt the need to complain to the author about my personal distaste????

i’ve seen this kind of issue a lot of platforms like tiktok where people seem to think THEY are the main character and everything is for them personally. like for example i’ll see a video with a recipe for broccoli soup and someone will be in the comments like, “well i don’t like broccoli so i won’t be making this”. who asked??? this video clearly isn’t for you??? just scroll away. and it’s the same principal. a fic may not match your own personal headcanons or whatever, but it wasn’t written for you??? not everyone has the same tastes as you. so if you don’t like a fic, simply don’t read it. it’s not that difficult. have some common decency!!! please.

ok rant over lmao xx

this also applies to artists like no one is forcing you to look at their art. if you don’t like it just scroll. they are literally fictional characters everyone has their own interpretation

[megalomari]

I started reading The Silmarillion some days ago

[bayetea]

I'm gonna froth at the mouth over this in the tags so bear with me but reason #1278038 why the way rick went about breaking up jiper was bad: rereading her povs in hoo where she gushes over jason feels like even more of an unreliable narrator queer girl comphet psychological horror story

[xo-o-o-o-o-o-o]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆birthday suit | s.jy⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

you ask your boyfriend what he wants for his birthday, and his answer is "you".

pairings: dom!reader x switch!jake

warnings: emotionally charged smut, oral (m receiving), subby jake, soft dom reader, inexperienced jake, jake has a praise kink (me? projecting on jake? nah...), slight humiliation. mix of fluff and smut <3. sizeable amount of plot. not proofread sorry!

word count: 1.1k

notes: ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆happy birthday jake!⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

MINORS DNI

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it was your boyfriends 23rd birthday, and in order to make today extra special for him, you had planned a day for the two of you to just go out to a park, have a picnic, and play around with layla for a while before a dinner reservation you had booked later. the only thing you didn't have planned? his present.

you had asked him several times before what he had wanted, but he assured you he wanted nothing. you knew jake better than that though, he always loved to be pampered, but often struggled to voice what he wanted, but you didn't want to pressure him, so how you were here, with no idea of what he wanted. you had originally wanted to give him a special surprise at night, but even though you two had been going steady for a few months, the two of you hadn't made it much farther than making out, often with any thoughts of progressing further ending with jake running off to the bathroom to finish the job himself. it was okay though, you knew your boyfriend was inexperienced and it was just so endearing to you.

and so, texts were sent between you two until he finally cracked.

______________________________________________________________

jake

i don't want anything. i swear.

you

but i want to spoil u today

jake

fine

i want you

*the previous message has been deleted*

you

i saw that babe

jake

shit

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with that decided, you couldn't wait for tonight; and neither could jake.

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dinner was delicious, the steak cooked to perfection, the wine light and fruity as it slid down out of the flute glass and into your throat. the cherry colored lip tint you had applied so carefully earlier remained on the glass. the conversation was nice and you were reminded with every laugh why you loved jake so much. you finished the meal with soft serve ice cream over slices of cherry pie, and when jake saw the ice cream around your mouth, he almost popped a boner right then and there. he had to fight his mind to not start thinking dirty thoughts. you saw him muttering to himself and chuckled.

"you're so cute jake.... you know that right?"

"i um..." jake blushed redder than the cherry pie "thank you."

you just smiled "of course." and then you saw the tent starting to form in his pants "awww... does my baby have a thing for praise?"

if it was possible for jake to go any redder, he would have spontaneously combusted. he got up to take care of his "little problem" in the bathroom, but you grabbed his hand.

"i'll get the check and i can help you out when we get home."

he sat there, red in the face, hoping the server who came over to bring their check didn't see the protruding peak in his nice dress pants.

the car ride back to your shared apartment was tense, and jake started to palm himself through his pants, thinking your wouldn't notice because you were too focused on the road, but you noticed. you let it go, mostly because you knew he wouldn't cum with you there, so he essentially edged himself for the 15 minute car ride back home. you got into the house, and immediately started kissing him, cherry lip tint mixed with the faint taste of alcohol still on his tongue. you broke the kiss and he already looked so fucked out- his eyes slightly cloudy with blown out irises and his lips reddened both from the kissing and from your lip tint. he looked down at his boner, and it looked so painful.

"baby, can i help you with this?" you asked while gently stroking his upper thighs

he just nodded vigorously "just... check in?"

you kissed him on the forehead and trailed down to his neck "of course love, and if you ever need to stop, tell me. okay? this is for your pleasure and i want to know you are okay with this."

"im ready for this... and i feel comfortable cause its you... i love you." he said quietly.

how could you not kiss him when he was so adorable?! knowing he wouldnt be able to take it standing up, you took him into your shared bedroom, that you had set up with red lights and hearts, if only he hadn't been so drunk on the taste of your lips, he could have appreciated how beautiful the room was. he sat down on the bed as you undid his pants and pulled them down, when he was in his boxers you looked up at him from where you were on your knees in between his thighs.

"are you sure you are okay with this love?" you asked again

"y-yes! please..." he stuttered out

you smiled and started palming him on top of his boxers. he whimpered out pleas for you to do more, and you slowly took off his boxers, to reveal his cock.

"such a pretty cock for a pretty boy." you said, giving the bulbous, pink tip a few kitten licks to test the waters.

every time your tongue hit the slit he let out a soft whimper. slowly, you experimented with taking the tip in your mouth and sucking lightly, still trying to test his boundaries. the sensations were so much for jake, and while it wasn't his first time, he wasn't super experienced, and all he could think was that he was never going to be able to go back to his hand after feeling your warm mouth. the strangled and gasping moan he let out as you started slowly bobbing your head up and down on his dick entailed him throwing back his head and unintentionally thrusting into your mouth, you were caught off guard, but moaned. the vibrations traveled through his cock and straight to his head. he instantly started snapping his hips up to meet the wet warmth of your mouth. it was rare that jake took the lead, but you sure enjoyed it when he did.

"im so so so sorry, darling!" he cried out between moans "im sorry if it hurts, its just so good!"

upon hearing this, you hollowed your cheeks and hummed on his cock, hoping to enhance the experience for him. given the choked groans you assumed you did a good job.

"ahh! i-im cumming...!" he tried to pull out of your mouth, but you grabbed his hips and held them where they were, nodding your consent for him to cum in your mouth.

"c-cumming-" the orgasm took over him as a warm, sticky substance filed your mouth.

"that was so good..." he looked tired as he leaned back on the bed, his eyes sparkly, pupils blown out, and hair messy from him running his fingers through it.

"do you have one more in you?" you asked

"n-no, please im tired." he responded

you started to lift your shirt off "are you sure you don't want to go again?" you said slightly condescendingly but with an air of sweetness

and just like that jake was awake, this was the best birthday present ever.

oh... and lets just say by the end of the night jake was no longer inexperienced.

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[twinknote]

local man is getting a haircut tonight

[untimelyambition]

i am begging on my hands and knees for jon matteson and bryce charles to sing a song together. since i first watched npmd, every single day without fail i have thought about their harmonies together in hatchet town (“if he gets me next i could be three” and “fits the bill, he fits the bill”) literally the sickest harmonies in the entire show, i turn into a little gremlin every time i hear them. their voices sound SO good together it actually makes me a little ill. my favourite song my favourite line my favourite harmonies, their voices blend perfectly and i am so desperate to hear them sing a duet to hear them singing together again pls pls please pls pls pls. pls.

[kxllerblond]

niche shitpost but this soooo fucking giving clark out in the woods while his werewolf partner is off transformed and running amuck and/or hunting him for sport.

[icedgarlic]

the way some hetero relationships discuss "girl best friends" and "guy best friends" (aka any friend of their partner that's the opposite gender) is so idiotic to me. they act like they're some unknowable force of relationship ruining. someone planning their demise, actively praying for their downfall. like it's so dramatic every time 💀💀

[starrysharks]

brainstorm, brainstorm, brainstorm... i'm too tired to come up with anything else, but please let me know what you think!

[diabeticgirl4]

Just saw someone posted a video from tonight's cr show of the entire (12000+) audience singing the your turn to roll theme and I know I said I wasn't too excited about the show but I Absolutely Lied and now I have Chills and am Vibrating With Anticipation

[follyenjoyer]

im gonna kms 😹😹😹 hwat

[warmsol]

apologies for not being around much, i truly havent had much down time or energy lately and sims stuff has been on the back burner :’( hoping i can come back in full force after the holidays. i miss you all and i want to shove all your wonderful posts into my chest and hug them tight mwah

[yonpote]

yall gotta start watching charlie on twitch pleeeeease you dont have to chat you can just lurk (altho it would be fun to see more peeps in chat) but her vibes are immaculate like we just hang out and talk a bit, we get to look at gideon her fluffy old man cat, other than Epic Stardew Gaming she also does lego builds and some indie games, and everyone in the community is just so sweet and welcoming and funny and aaaaaa just watch charlie w meee :')

[wadesprincessboy]

My mum just told me to go back to tumblr and keep talking because its keeping me quiet....my dear Jewish mother I hate to break it to you but I am on this app talking about how I love Jesus...Im sorry

[auspicious-poppy]

still thinking about that one tumblr post that went something like "I didn't know why people fought wars over the bible until I discovered fandoms"

[justanotherhawksfangirl]

If anyone wants to role-play Hawks and a self insert oc 👉👈 it could be fun you never know 👀 ive been role-playing for years!