#please what

[suchawrathfullamb]

I got an ask about Hannibal being inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes you read that correctly.

[o-i-w-u]

NO NONONONONOBO KRILLMYSELF NO FUCK NO WHAT NO PLEASE MY COMFORT CHARACTERS WHY PLEASE NO FUCK PLEASE NO WHY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT

[yourfavvgal]

SCREAMING I SQUEEZED MY TOOTHPASTE AND HALF THE TUBE SQUEEZED OUT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

IM TRYING TO PUT IT BACK IN BUT IDK WHAT HAPPENED 😟😟😟😟

[cryptid-on-a-string]

how’s it feel to be in a strange aeons video cryptid?

wait WHAT

WHICH VIDEO ??? WHICH FUCKING VIDEO ????

[kibumkim]

[the-mjolnir-owner]

(rizz anon) okay….here goes— *clears throat* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Anon is referring to this ask

“Come on, I know you can do better than that.”

[elijah-loyal]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THE AUTHOR OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE FICS JUST COMMENTED ON MINE SAYING THEY LIKED IT!?!?!?!?!!?!??!

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP OHMYGOD!!???!?!

[validpseudonym]

bababooey

how did you find my main wtf skdjfgh

[shopcat]

shrunk to the size of an amoeba and you have to run from key to key

[asterssunzephyr]

I NEVER EXPECTED THIS? BIGGEST JUMPSCARE /pos

please I love their posts sm this was nothing I ever expected to happen??????

[khoailanggg]

WHAT THE FUCK WITH ALL THESE SEX BOTS KEEP FOLLOWING ME? HOW DO I STOP THIS ?.?

[beautiful-songbird]

We’re gonna

Ignore that-

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery