#please this is so stupid

[isopodcowboy]

Kids these days are so spoiled. You can just have your statements read to you through computar generated voices. Back in my day we had to actually search through the archives to find a good statement to eat. I mean read.

[myteavsricochet]

Just a few months ago you would have lost sleep over seeing Timmy win that poll now you're happy he got beat by a Mr nobody

lol ok, first of all Timmy won the American GQ poll so they're equal, then taylor served much more this year, objectively, because he participated in many events and red carpets while we barely saw Timmy and then these are polls that only give free promo, they have no value on our society but Taylor needs them more anyway and I'm happy "Mr. Nobody" has the attention he deserves now for his work and his consistency (on Twitter he won a poll from an account with 1M followers beating people much more famous than him, this means a lot for his popularity)

Timmy is starring in the film which has now made 250 million dollars at the box office, he'll be fine don't worry 🫶🏻

[saphnixsconfusion]

person: steve rogers is dead

peter: no cap?

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[cxldblxxded]

what does your blood taste like?

K: CHERRY COUGH SYRUP.

your blood tastes like cherry cough syrup. prominent flavors: sickly sweet, medicinal, and maraschino.

CAD: TOMATO SOUP.

your blood tastes like a classic tomato soup. prominent flavors: roasted tomato, basil, and the hint of a grilled cheese sandwich.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Thrift store ahegao t shirt lookin-ass

I only just realized how this looks now that they're all compiled here on a tumblr post....what. who drew these🧍🏻‍♀️

This is from something on my patreon. But dang it, these Ford expressions are too good to not share as a preview.

[starkspi]

From "Managerial Liberties" on AO3 by @miribalis (where they collect fallen angels like shiny Pokémon at the hotel), it makes me really happy (and has my heart).

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2] [Part 3]

The unexpected return of a face Xisuma never thought he'd see again.

[southparkthetwosidesofacard]

this is so stupid but I meed to share it:

jon: *to the eye* is elias friendly?

the eye: yeah he’s pretty friendly

elias: HELLO JON APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION-

jon: *to the eye* I thought you said he was friendly!

the eye: he is, thats not elias

[twinstxrs]

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

JK Rowling being a Holocaust denier wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but in hindsight it probably should have been.

At this point I don’t care how much Harry Potter means to you, I don’t care if it saved your life, if you think having some dumb fucking House scarf from a made up fantasy series is more important than calling out a white supremacist, transphobic, ableist hag then YOU are part of the problem and you are just as bad as she is.

[vintageseawitch]

extremely useful little tool for comparison. please check out r/Defeat_Project_2025 on reddit for more info & resources. share as much as you can.

STOP PROJECT 2025/AGENDA 47. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!! CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS OFTEN, MORE THAN ONCE, BEFORE THE ELECTION.

[sakuyuii]

adrien runs? well yes!

also…she’s still getting used to labels (too oblivious to notice his pun), and she may or may have not knew exactly where he would be …

i csnt help but need to say this is cornball sorry anyways i crave season 6