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gods never let me be me ever again please holy shit
#the mask is slowly falling off of my mask and I hate it!!#if you see it slipping#please tell me!!!#the me that you know isn't the me who is me#and the me that you know is the one you're friends with#but the me who is me isn't your friend#and the me who is me is really selfish and a prick#please tell me when I'm being me so I can be the me who you know#I don't wanna hurt you#vent#vague#heterohomo.txt
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No thoughts...
Just thinking about Yuu singing or humming Maleanor's lullaby to help Malleus sleep as he rest his head on their lap while they are out stargazing.
Or, if you want more angst
Yuu singing Maleanor's lullaby during the final confrontation with overblot Malleus in order to calm him down and prove to him that he is loved.
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#malleus draconia#mc/yuu#malleus × mc#malleus × yuu#malleus x reader#headcanon#guys if anyone knows where to find the romanji lyrics for malaenor's lullaby#please tell me!!!#i want to do a cover#malleyuu
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Very nonsims question, but what are yalls favorite makeup and/or skincare products? Especially for the friendlies with olive toned and/or darker skin? The makeup hyperfixation is hitting again but since I obviously won't be buying any rn I'd love to have some discussion instead :3
#ceci speaks#nonsims#text#delete later#please tell me!!!#when i do have the money id like to support some inclusive brands#a lot of the stuff i liked like ten years ago i cant buy again#like kvd j* etc#cos theyre trash humans#but its tough to find really interesting/different brands#i like juvias place a lot especially their eyeshadows#i have this lil eyeshadow mini i got from ulta AGES ago and the formula is like butter and so lovely#makeup that lasts forever is for me bc i never throw it away or buy more lol#my skin is quaking
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#s.t.a.l.k.e.r.#stalker#strelok#meme#s.t.a.l.k.e.r shadow of chernobyl#shitpost#idk#if anyone has ideas for memes#please tell me!!!
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hahahaha i fucking hate my insurance company and i want them to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i also hate the healthcare system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and capitalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my entire fucking miserable life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#holy shit i understand now why people request maid for treatable conditions#i would literally rather die than have to continue going through this torture for years just to survive#like whats even the point? whats the fucking point?#clearly none of these people care if i live or die#so why dont i just get out of their hair!!!!!#oh my god im so angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and tired and hopeless and sad and fucking!!!! mentally ill!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!#i legitimately think they want me to make an attempt#i think thats the only way theyll fucking believe me#i need to be hospitalized or committed or whatever#fuck them!!! like seriously fuck them!!!!#and then if i do theyll be like “welp she shouldve sought help” LIKE#FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#oh my god i am FURIOUS#BIRTH IS A CURSE AND EXISTENCE IS A FUCKING PRISON AND IM OVER IT#fuck#sorry to put this on main but i am SO FUCKING MAD and i want literally everyone to know it#what do i need to do!!!#please tell me!!!#do you want me to die!!!!#cause ive been trying desperately to avoid that all this time but it seems to be the only option rn!!!!#fuck!!!!#fuck im not in danger im safe nobody needs to worry i just#god#im so goddamn fucking exhausted of this
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team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK
#i downloaded this off twitter but it’s now missing from my likes#if someone has the link please tell me#olympics#gymnastics#us#japan
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#sephora spider sex cream#please tell me other people are caught up on the Sephora Reddit discovering that lotion that attracts wild spiders#spiders georg#spiders mention#Sephora
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"I'll make you say how proud you are of me"
I saw a very cool animatic for this game with Silli Billy song that I heard for the first time and this phrase with the scene that was in there is spiraling in my head for several days already
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through
#that's that bratty sub grin#that's that power bottom grin#your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me#deadclaws#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#let comic book characters fight as foreplay#let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay#god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it#tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice
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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)
some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.
YOU WILL NEED:
5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)
preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).
in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.
set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.
spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.
slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)
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MIZISUA
#ALNST#alien stage#mizisua#yall can use the outfit as references if you want#if you actually do just please credit me and tag me so that i can see it huehhehe#mizi’s outfit is a bit messy but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shes beautiful anyways#im such a fashionista can you tell 😼
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Did grian feel more watcher-like this season to anyone else? Sure he controls what the wildcards are and all that... but did you notice him being more overconfident.
Both his deaths this session was due to him being careless... like he wouldn't be killed. Like he feels invulnerable. (Who else is popularly portrayed as arrogant? The watchers!)
And the canary's curse. He told jimmy he would make sure it comes true. ( Who made the canary's curse? The watchers!)
I feel like the watchers have regained some influence on him. Something gave the watchers more influence on him this season... maybe something in the last life series. Who won the last life series? Scar...
#grian#life series#trafficblr#Wildlife smp#hermitcraft#traffic life#life smp#life series smp#traffic life series#traffic smp#watchers#please tell me you see it too#desert duo#scarian#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#canary curse#wild life smp#ladi rambles
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kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?
#please tell me this hasnt been done before#tma#the magnus archives#magnus archives#ceaseless watcher#the beholding#the Eye#jonathan sims#elias bouchard
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