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I don't why it didn't occur to me that Karl Urban would be able to speak a bit of German (since his father is German). But a friend (who knows of my obsession with him and that I took German all through high school) just sent me a video of clips where he spoke it. And now I'm a stupid fangirl mess.
So, in case y'all didn't know ; German with a bit of Kiwi accent sounds adorable as fuck. Or at least Karl makes it sound that way.
#why is hE LiKE THIS?!#please stop being so attractive#'Es tut mir leid mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut'#me too karl lol#i could listen to him all day in either language tbh#i'm over a decade out of practice#i need to start practicing again#karl urban
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The man who holds the universe in his eyes
#my therapist told me to focus on my own happiness#so I’m just gonna stare at this man#my gaze is fixed on his hair#I’m ready to sing serenades to them#they enchant me so much#It’s a separate work of art#someone please tell him to stop being so attractive#peter capaldi#50 shadows of capaldi#pcap#fluffy#floofy
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( ;∀;) ELLISSSSS!!! JUDE IS BEING MEAN AGAIN 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。
#I SWEAR IM NOT A MASOCHIST#Jude... be kind please#i swear im not masochist at all and Jude is so violence#despite that i still can't stop being attracted to him ;;;;#but Lmaooo I can't stop laughing... why are you so angry Jude....#ikemen villains#ikemen series#jude jazza#ikevil#ikevil jude#◇ my nonsense
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What ships with Tighnari would you consider?
i won't tell anything because I am scared of being cooked
#if i do brainrot on a pair concernin nari i dont think romance is include but#kavehnari albenari tighrose. concretely.#since I enjoy sucrose aroace I highly imagine a queerplato tighrose#for kavnari it is more because I follow an artist I love and they sometime draw them and since their art makes happy i just accept it#(wow the power a artist can handle is terrifying)#and for albenari i just enjoy it in small amount#i am not into it nor do ship them but i am like “oh okay sure!”. and. huh. i literally drew them too. because it was fun.#i consider nari also findin dehya so cool and attractive but that's stop here#but maybe for dehya i am just projecting so please ignore this#but I MAINLY stay w bro being single because he just dont care and doesn't feel romance affection#but tbh.. i really don't mind seeing other ship#but this is something i won't search#“i won't say anything” then proceed to say everything in tag maybe I am just not bold 😭#reply
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Reblog to scare a rwby fan
#rwby#rwde#technically#I'm just getting very tired of all the 'Weiss is a canon lesbian' posts#especially after the latest episode#that's never once been stated in canon so can we please stop attacking each other over a headcanon#she had a canon crush on Neptune#You can also make the argument she had a canon crush on Pyrrha!#And now she's canonically attracted to older grizzled Jaune#Weiss can like both#there's this awesome thing called being ~b i s e x u a l~#and I'm defintely feeling a bit off about peeps I follow who can't see how biphobic they're being by saying she can only be gay or straight#please learn the difference between canon and headcanon#and that just because a headcanon is popular or you feel strongly about it that doesn't magically make it canon#Weiss doesn't have a canon sexuality#please stop biting eachothers heads off over a headcanon#and stop with the not-so-subtle biphobia at the idea of Weiss being anything but a fucking gold star lesbian
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someone out there someone please im begging somebody anybody to make jade the tallest one out of the crew members in their au
#jade the jellyfish#jade kinitopet#kinitopet#a diver's communication device#that girl is so unreasonably tall that its unsettling and i will STAND by my point forever and ever#in every photo shes just standing there awkwardly dominating the entire photo just by being unsettlingly tall#i dont even mean attractively tall at all. she is UNSETTLINGLY DISGUSTINGLY TALL and i LOVE that for her#you need to see my view#why is she always the shortest in every au please stop making her the shortest and for once give her the horrifying height she deserves
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fighting the urge to make a rant post . but once you notice you really never stop noticing!!
#that and i dont wanna sound like a lil bitch#and it truly isnt that big a deal#people can portray characters however the hell they want and i very much encourage it in this goofy ass fandom#i dont get pissy or upset or annoyed at seeming them portrayed differently to how i do. thats okay! (/GENUINE btw)#they can do whatever they want and i dont want my actions to be dictating anyone#but as a chubby guy. who has especially struggled to accept his body for suchhhhh a long time#it does get quite frustrating to see a character's fatness erased over and over again#it is the default it is the norm and people are incapable of being normal when a character IS drawn fat#the brainrot is so deep it truly drives me a little bit bonkers#i feel like im making a mountain out of a molehill when it comes to this but it is so deeply prevalent and it is quite a problem in fandom#but mostly i really wish people would detach from the stupid conventionally attractive skinny white twink guy in a suit shit#or the muscular BUT NOT FAT1!!!11!!!1 daddy archetype shit#please. take my hand. its beautiful out here so genuinely beautiful#lets love and celebrate characters who arent 'conventionally attractive' broaden ur horizons stop seeing skinny cis white ppl as the norm#toxi.txt
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In one of the 647968 posts going "What You Like Says Nothing About You" (broadly agree) the first comment in the reply section was, "well I'm never going to apologize for being a Swiftie and a Reylo and Destiel shipper and Snape fan and loving ACOTAR and LOTR and Hamilton and B99" and I'm like, actually being this much of a pathological white liberal makes you the exception to this rule 😭😭
#do i consistently hyperfixate on racist white liberal trash? yes#am i proud of it? absolutely not#i have friends who also hyperfixate on toxic white bullshit but in the 'i hate this so much im gonna fix it' way#you don't have to live in a constant state of apologia you just have to understand that these things are criticised on legitimate grounds#and do some self examination on why you're so constantly attracted to this kind of media and how you can counterbalance it#idk if anyone told me one of my hyperfixations were gross I'd be like ''IKR?? i hate it too!''#what i have a problem with is people saying ''if you know something is problematic you should stop consuming it''#that is ableist and counter productive#''please consume in ways that don't turn a profit for the creator'' ''maybe try this alternative media as well'' <- aces 💯💯#there's so much nuance that's lost in this 'pro' vs 'anti' bs like criticism is the same as censorship#and harrassment is the same as criticism#ethics vs morals vs laws#anyway acting like being criticised for consuming the most toxic white shit in creation makes you oppressed#is a level of racism i can't bother unpacking#fandom racism#hp antis get off this post. the tags are about you people too#anti swifties#anti reylo#anti acotar#anti spn#anti hamilton#anti b99#fandom wank#knee of huss#white liberals#white women#white queers#white people
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tagged by @buckystilinski 💜
Rules: without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite TV shows, then tag 10 people.
tagging @morathicain @ommited-miscellaneously @wolfundermoon and anyone who wants to play! (no pressure💜)
#tag games#the struggle of choosing between that gif of kaito and kizzy or one of hyuga or murayama 😣#that one is just so fucking funny to me tho#also hi ben please stop being so attractive
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I've got a possible 9 outfits for my top 10 Jane outfits list and it's so difficult to decide on the last one!!!!
#she looks so damn good in everything#likeee stop being so insanely attractive jane please it's a BIT MUCH#ugh#jane rizzoli
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I need the hunger games to go back to no longer being relevant to most people because I keep getting genuinely heated over other people's opinions on a ya series and it's embarrassing
#STOP TREATING THINGS THAT I KNOW ARE JUST POPULAR FANON AS CANON PLEASE#I CAN LITERALLY TELL YOU WHERE HALF OF THESE THEORIES AND TROPES COME FROM OH MY GOD#BECAUSE THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A YEAR SINCE I WAS 10 THAT I'VE BEEN NORMAL ABOUT THE HUNGER GAMES#AND IT'S SO INCONSEQUENTIAL BUT SHUT UP ABT FOUR NOT BEING A CAREER DISTRICT!!#IT'S CAREER STATUS IS ESSENTIAL TO KATNISS'S REALIZATION OF WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS!!#and also you know. Finnick and Annie being much more interesting characters if they're careers and had to unlearn their indoctrination#as I know I've complained about on here before lol#also just bad interpretations of parts of tbosas#and the obvious misogyny when it comes to how some characters are treated like Cato vs Coral in the movies#like I know most of the Cato bitches only liked him bc they found his actor attractive#and them genuinely hating a similar character played by a woman (who is not traditionally feminine)... girl. I see what's going on#and I hate being annoyed by it bc it doesn't matter. but I literally am and it sucks lol
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no more buff men!!!!!!!!!!!! no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant takr it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#⚠️#my friend keeps showing me men from their animes and theyre all buff why are they always buff why are they always buff why are they always b#not a problem with them just a problem i have with media in general HE. DOES. NOT. NEED. ABS.#PUT THE PEN DOWN. HE DOES NOT NEED ABS.#also going up to every actor ever and gently taking the weights from their hands touching their abs and going... who did this to you....#please stop... sniff.... for me...#i think i could convince a good lot of them if i wet my big stupid eyes enough#i can sorta cry on command so#im on a mission to save the world#why is being buff and shit the ideal why do people find it attractive like why are you strong what are you fighting#other men? why?? for what. its 2024 the only reason to be doing that is gay sex or wrestling which is also just gay sex#or like boxing i guess or whatever other sports but i dont give a shit
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I hate getting into something that has a canon(ish) sapphic couple, but I only end up caring about one of the two women 😭😭😭
#warrior nun? only cared about beatrice couldn't really get behind ava much#the locked tomb? INSANE for gideon. harrow is like cool I guess (I feel like I should like her more than I do idk)#and now dungeon meshi. I knoowwwww I'm going to love falin. 10 episodes in and I already find her relatable and awesome and so cool and sexy#AND SHE BECOMES A DRAGON LIKE FUCK MAN (she's still dead atm but soon soooooon)#marcille on the other hand?? I mean she's fine... but I'm not really drawn to her (I like namari a lot more tbh)#and the thing is I know part of it is the feminization of all three of them#I am not attracted to femininity pretty much ever (outside of a super sexed up version in which case gugh)#and ava and marcielle both have a very bubbly personality type that has never really drawn me in ever#they can have cool stories and I can enjoy them in that. but I have no desire to seek them out outside of that#and harrow... honestly I think it might be the way fandom sees her that makes me not care much about her?#also my feelings about the series as a whole by the end of nona probably don't help#BUT I definitely think a big part for all three is the femininity. none of their counterparts that I DO love are overly fem#(and HONESTLY I don't think harrow should be either and the fact hardly no one actually makes her butch the way I see her pisses me off)#((she CANONICALLY hated her long hair!!!!!!!!! stop giving her anything more than a buzz cut I'm going to attack you!!!!!!))#also. marcielle has green eyes and I'm sorry but I just can't 😭#I need every single character ever in existence to only ever have brown/black or gold/yellow eyes#stop with the blue and the green 😭 please#ANYWAY POINT BEING: I hate that this happens to me because I end up not getting obsessed with the ship#and mostly only getting into the single character but then I don't want to read fic about just one person#so I try out the ship stuff and shocker no one writes the other character in a way I like so I don't read it#and then I feel bad cause all my ships and main characters I'm obsessed over are men#and then I complain all the fandom favs and mcs in stories are men#but like I'm contributing to the problem!!!! but like I'm not attracted to hannibal but I like his personality#I'm not attracted to optimus but I love how fucked up his whole deal with megatron is#I DO love both luffy and zoro even though I'm not really attracted to either of them#the lotr/hobbit ships.... eh I love the world and I love dwarves and I will do anything for them so the characters don't matter much lol#AND THATS THE ISSUE 😭 the worlds of warrior nun and tlt and most of what i've seen of dungeon meshi don't really entrance me much#so I don't get into the ships for that. and I'm not attracted to both people in the ship. and I can't relate/project on both in the ship#and sometimes I find one character type less likable/annoying so that makes me not want to engage
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actually so tired of people saying wesker is a creep holy shit
#i honestly used to think he was too for a couple months when i first started liking him#but after any sort of critical thinking it’s just.. not true#the rebecca photo is an easter egg#he used jill because she has t virus antibodies#he has only had one significant other canonically#the book of code veronica is also non canon#please stop calling him a creep PLEAAASSE#wesker is very outward about who he is#we know these things about him because he fucking TELLS us#if he found someone attractive i highly doubt he would hide it#catch me throwing hands on twitter w ppl thinking the rebecca easter egg is actually canon#if easter eggs were canon i guess zombie wesker is also canon#so is mr x being a store owner#yeah sounds stupid doesn’t it
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the perpetual dance of "am I aromantic, or have I just given up completely on dating due to my avpd even though I really want a partner?" is hell and I am in it.
#💙 cass#please. please make it stop#me being aromantic vs my avpd FIGHT!!!!!!!!!#i only ever really feel squishes tbh#like no i don't find anyone attractive. but also: i don't like ANYONE because no one likes me. so there's also that.#the last person i spoke to that wasn't immediate family. was at a con. and we are acquaintances at best
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Fandom be normal about bi women challenge (impossible. apparently.)
#look. I too am tired of (white) men getting praised for the bare minimum#but you all do realize that sometimes women do genuinely fall in love with men right#that women are capable of making their own decisions about who they date right#this is one of the reasons that I hate the 'genuinely I hate every single individual man' rhetoric#because so many times it goes hand in hand with this infantilization of women who are attracted to men#it's like 'oh these poor girls trapped in their attraction to men' and then like...treating them as if they are incapable of making informe#choices? like they're just inherently doomed to gravitate toward awful men because they Don't Know Any Better and are#Brainwashed By Society??? please tell me you understand why treating women as if they are too stupid to make their own decisions#is just misogyny again. you understand that right. RIGHT.#'why would you CHOOSE to date a man instead of doing the RESPONSIBLE and PROGRESSIVE and REVOLUTIONARY thing and date a woman!'#because sometimes. women fall in love with men. you can't. you can't will love into existence. you can't control who you fall in love with.#and people-if it's feasible-tend to want to commit to someone they have actual feelings for. what's not clicking here.#(and yes obviously this is a niche-queer-spaces-specific problem people don't have discourse about this in this way irl like the#general population isn't telling me I should only ever be attracted to women and date one solely For The Cause they don't want me#to be interested in women at all. that doesn't stop me from being annoyed every time I see said niche-space-specific ''''take'''')#it's especially confusing to me when BISEXUAL PEOPLE are like this about other bisexual people. like you of all people. should know#how maligned we are from multiple conflicting angles#In the Vents#biphobia#like I know I talk SO much about women and how I want to marry one but that genuinely is just because historically I have been more#attracted to women than men. if I meet a man I click with and fall in love with then hell yeah I'm gonna date him and be happy about it.#I'm not opposed to that outcome at all. but heaven forbid I ever say that lmao
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