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something about them getting into the habit of fighting then fucking because the first time they fought they immediately got stuck in an intimate position tied together face to face chest to chest so close they were breathing together with Wade’s face tucked into the crook of Logan’s neck while being 100% bricked up.....I'm sure Logan wasn’t thinking about that moment at all in the honda ….
#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#x-men#PLEASE NOTE THE SARCASM#Jfc the fact that that literally is what happened I’m not even exaggerating
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You wanna know a fun game? Is it Twin Telepathy or Anxiety?
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the “sadistic villain” of the narrative apparently
#please note the sarcasm#they’re just a little guy#everyone needs to leave Van Palmer alone#they were just trying to keep their girlfriend alive#Van Palmer is innocent#Van Palmer#van yellowjackets
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This is your reminder that no, I don't hate Star//scream because Megatron is my favorite/comfort character.
Might be shocking for some but I have more valid and personal reasons to dislike him
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Undiagnosed chronic pain and illness is so fun (/s) like huh ok I wake up and multiple joints (knees, a couple fingers, AND an elbow) hurt (clearly bc of my phone and sleeping wrong), my lower abdomen hurts (obviously IBS (which to be fair I do have), couldn’t be endo it’s not like we have a family history of that), headache that isn’t going away and is just worsening (probably dehydration, my mum gets migraines? Ehh it’s fine no way that I do too /s). So fun.
#vent post#chronic pain#chronic illness#please note the sarcasm#but yeah#wahoo i guess#technically#im only officially diagnosed with IBS and gastritis#but obviously#there’s more
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I LOVE the UK transport system 😍
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You know what’s totally fun about “eating problems” when you’re in the middle of eating and your brain basically says “nah you need to stop, you’re eating too much and getting too big.”
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tickets to the met gala this year were $75,000 for ONE night while many working people do not make that in a YEAR + more innocent people are dying every day in palestine + there is a very alive and well slave trade in the congo but yes everything is completely fine and well in the world
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As much as I love hot, warm places. . . IT IS GETTING TOO HOT. stop it.
#// i'm alive lmao. just keep forgetting about this acc until i get notifs whoops sorry#mk rp#mk1 rp#mk1 reptile#mk1 syzoth#// ALSO ITS GETTING TOO HOT OUT AND THEN GETTING REALLY FUCKIN COLD GOD I LOVE GETTING CLOSE TO TORNADO SEASON#// PLEASE NOTE THAT LAST COMMENT IS SARCASM I HATE IT HERE
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Slightly Random.
BUT! I have to ask as I have been considering this for a couple of years now.
As some of you are aware, I have a Second Muse that I have not really played since shortly after creating this Muse. It is not that I abandoned the Muse, they have just been an uncooperative lump on my mental couch for the better part of the last few years.
The question I want to bring up is this: A ) Should I bring the muse over here and make this a Dual Muse blog? OR B ) Should I leave the separate and make myself work the Second Muse into a playable one?
I will put a poll up and reblog it a couple of times for time zone differences and work schedule differences. It will last a week and by the end of it I will consider the answers.
#PSA: Red Alert#OOC: Notes from the Stoat#About the Stoat of Sarcasm l Mun Things#Honest Answers Please?
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tried thinking about my main tekken self insert but honestly the more I tried the more I realise her original concept is just so lacklustre and just…. Idk uninspired? She was supposed to a fashion blogger who accidentally tapped into the powers of the fae, and it sounded fun on paper and works as a fun contrast to my (then self ship) with Eliza aesthetically but honestly if I try to think about said self insert from a gameplay perspective- I just can’t really think of anything and honestly an existing character in the roster covers the basis I had I mind from my self insert anyways: Alisa Bosconovitch.
So I’ve thought about other directions to take her in creatively, and I’ve come across one that is subject wise completely unfamiliar to me but also doesn’t really exist in fighting games…
the skateboarder. No seriously, characters in tekken do sometimes use a mode of transportation be it a bike, motorcycle, teleporting swords etc.
but I haven’t seen a fighting game character with a skateboard and that to me is ripe for perfect comedy + also is a brilliant idea for a Tekken Rage Art/finisher where a character beats their opponent over the head with their skateboard so hard to the point it snaps it in two, but the skateboarder just continues to smash you over the head with one of the broken parts of the skateboard until all of the parts break.
What I’m asking is… what if Tony Hawk was a fighting game character?
#shallow rambles#tekkenposting#idk what people think but let me know I guess…#self insert ideas#please tell me if my idea is so bad it’s dumb or it’s so bad it’s secretly genius /sarcasm#note: i don't ship with eliza anymore she's more of a blorbo/kin and i don't know why i didn't make her a kin sooner
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You're My Present - A WOE.BEGONE x Folgers crossover fic
Note: This fanfic is not sponsored or endorsed by WOE.BEGONE Industries LLC or Folgers Coffee. I do not own these characters or this scenerio. This fic does not count as cloneshipping, it is in fact pure wholesome brotherly love.
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Mike sits in front of the window with a big cup of steaming coffee, impatiently staring out at the falling snow. He's woken up early today for once. Usually he lies in bed until his parents wake him up, around midday.
Today, however, is a special day. Today's the day his brother returns home from Latvia. Mike hasn't seen Michael in a few weeks and the house has been unbearable without him. Their youngest brother, Mikey, is a pain in the ass without Michael's help.
A car drives up to the gate, snapping Mike to attention. His eyes light up as he sees who it is – it's him. He's finally here!
He puts the coffee cup down next to the full pot and rushes out to the door. He flings it open just as Michael gets to it, his hand already half raised in a knock.
Michael blinks in surprise, staring at Mike for a moment. Then he smirks, lowering his hand.
"Looks like I got the wrong house." He teases.
Mike beams.
"Sister!" He exclaims and rushes in to wrap his arms around his older brother in a tight hug. A little out of character but he can't help it, he's just so happy. "God I've missed you so much, Michael."
Michael laughs and returns the hug just as fiercely. "At least let me get a foot in the door first, Mike."
Mike lets him go with a sheepish grin and Michael follows him inside. He places the suitcase next to the door and then breathes in the warm air, a smile on his lips. The house smells like coffee and a burst of cold winter air, and it couldn't be more perfect.
"There's a fresh brew waiting for you." Mike promises him. In the kitchen, he takes a seat on the counter and watches as his older brother pours himself a big serving of coffee in his favorite mug – one shaped like a bear.
"Fuckin finally." Michael sighs. He inhales the steam rising up from the cup hungrily. "Hadn't had good coffee since I left Riga. Speakin' of, I brought ya something from Latvia."
Mike's eyes widen. "Really? For me?"
"Yeah, got it from Boris, the landlord. An ornery sonuvabitch, but he's got a good heart. He heard I had younger brothers and said I gotta bring this with me back to the States." Michael digs out a small present complete with a stick-on bow on top. Mike knows for a fact that he did not wrap it himself.
He looks at it for a moment, his heart swelling with affection. Then he peels off the bow]and sticks it to Michael's sweater, who is in the middle of taking a sip of the fresh coffee.
"What's this?" Michael quirks an eyebrow. His eyes meet Mike's, who is looking back at him with tender affection.
"You're my present, Michael." Mike says and smiles.
There's a meaningful pause as the two brothers look at each other, close in the tiny kitchen that smells like coffee and home. Michael's hand rests on Mike's knee, and its warm from the cup, seeping through his pajama pants.
The moment feels so special, full of unspoken meaning. Mike feels his heart beat faster, he needs to say more, even though looking at the older Mike he can tell that Michael already knows.
But before the words can leave his mouth, a surprised, "Michael!" shatters the moment immediately. They both look up to see their mother coming in and pulling her son into a tight hug.
Mike sighs, knowing it's only a matter of time before Mikey and their father join them.
Oh well.
At least Michael is home, and that's all that matters.
#woe.begone#folgers commercial#mikemichael#brotherly love#please read the note with heavy sarcasm#this fic is as serious as you want it to be#mike is not a married man in this fic
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I genuinely don’t understand how people could thirst over snow after reading tbosas
#ok maybe I’m just quirky🤪#(please note the sarcasm)#but I could barely get through that book bc I was so disgusted reading his pov#like he’s such a nasty person!!!!!#and look I love me a good villain#but he’s just on another fucking level#I just really don’t understand the romanticization of him#lilly talks#anti coriolanus snow#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas
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Due to an ask, I was tempted to go look for pictures of Sasuke pouting, so here is the results of my search~
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I'm not sure if y'all have seen that trend on tiktok that is like, what's something that would give the people from *random time period* a heart attack and then they say something that is normal or people for some reason consider normal now but back then they would NEVER.
So I finally have my own, moving past the whole technology, wifi, social media, bc that in itself would ☠️ immediately you know, I think another thing that would really shock the shit out of them is how all you need to do now is press a button on an app to be dating someone, as soon as you click that button boom prepare for the wedding bitches lmao 😭
Anyway, yes this is about the lando thing, people are blowing my mind but also annoying me so much but it's also kinda funny
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I'm an evil awful child who apparently since I'm the only one who works tomorrow I'm the one who should be calling off of work to take my father to the hospital but since I didn't it makes me the evil awful one
#please note sarcasm#but im also angry#because there is hints of truth in this post#because it was actually expected of me#only one who works#but i need to call off#so mom can sleep#even though shes off#because you know that makes sense
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