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lonlonranching · 3 months ago
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the reason y’all not fucking with the phantom of the opera yet is because you haven’t read the scene in the original leroux novel where christine — overwhelmed with the pure horniness that comes with singing an Othello duet with this 50 something year old who refers to himself in the third person, sleeps in a coffin, and terrorizes and extorts the opera house out of sheer boredom — rips his mask off mid-song, sending him into such a frenzied fit of rage that he violently drag her by the hair, forces her to dig her fingernails into his own face, making her tear into his flesh, LITERALLY asking her to basically rip his face off... and y'all just DONT KNOW ummmm it’s epic
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chisungie · 1 year ago
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sanzuballs · 2 years ago
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theyre the type toooooo….
ft. zoro, luffy, sanji, law, ace, robin, nami
hii guys. this is gonna be real fluffy (mostly) and sweet so hopefully u guys eat this up. have fun reading my bullshit headcannons.
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zoro is the type of guy to come into the room at 12 am after a intense workout and want nothing but your pussy and then to take a nice shower after.
“zoro? is that you?” he replied with a grunt and grabbed you while peppering your face with kisses. “youre all sweaty, baby.”
“kay then let me fuck you then we can take a shower together, please?”
luffy is the type of guy to talk about your guys’ sex life to others on accident. hes just so proud to be with you.
“this would totally taste better if y/n let me eat it off her. oh! like she did last night!” he’d chirp aloud.
“LUFFY!!”
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sanjis the type of guy to try not to admit his dirty thoughts when hes alone with you.
“sanji do you want me to start moving?” you said as you sat on his thigh with your arms around him.
“what?! you can do anything you’d please. i dont care what you do i want you to be happy! why would you think that?!” he’d spurt out.
ace is the type of guy to fall asleep right after sex with his cock still in you.
“fuck, ace you always do this.” you smiled as his sweaty body held you close to him. you were unable to move from his tight grip. it kept his cock snug in your pussy.
his face was too peaceful and cute so you just sank in.
law is the type of guy to make it so obvious he had a boner while trying to hide it.
“lawww!! do you like this dress?” you smile at him with your new small dress on.
“its so damn small.” he just decides to take a seat and set his hat down right ontop the fly of his jeans.
“law. i know you like it.”
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robin is the type of woman to let you do whatever makes you happy. for example, if you want to cuddle on her boobs then go ahead, if you want to sleep inbetween her thighs then go ahead.
“robin im so tired but cant find i good place to rest on the bed.” you said as you shuffled around the bed.
“come here then.” she grabs you and your head hits her plush tits.
nami is the type of girl to seriously do anything for you.
“y/n? are you okay? you seemed a little down today.” she grabbed your shoulder. you turned around then gave her a smile.
“yeah i just got a headache today.” you replied.
“oh, do you wanna take a bath or nap?” she asked.
“im okay nami, thank you!” you smiled at her.
then you found the luffy and ussop and chopper with big welts on their head from nami punching them for being “too loud for y/n.”
monster trio again bc im inlove w them
zoro is the type of guy get jealous easily.
“that damn bartender couldnt keep his eyes off you.” he said as you guys left the bar.
“zoro you know im only yours.” you smirk at him in your tipsy state.
“y/n! you-u know what saying! i just dont.. um like sharing, okay??!” he turns away while blush covers his face.
luffy is the type of guy to overstimulate you so bad.
“luffy, you said that was the last one.” you whined as he rammed into your overstimulated pussy.
“im sorry baby. i love when you tighten around me so much. you know that right?” he smiles at you.
you couldnt even hear him as you were on the verge of passing out.
sanjis the type of guy that you would just napping in your bed with a pair of your panties in his hands.
“sanji?” you found a lump of a man in your bed. he was definitely out but in his hands you saw a pair of your favorite panties.
“you perv.” you smiled as you got into the bed with him.
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this was so funnnnnn <3
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allimili · 2 years ago
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WHAT WHAT IS THIS?!??!?!?!?!? HELLO??? I AM OVER THE MOON- THIS IS SO- FROM START TO END OF THIS CHAPTER- I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU SAID THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE WILD AFTER SEEING MY LAST REBLOG ON THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER
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My Darling Dolls AU : selfishness, hypocrisy and a contract.
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"*yawn... Morning." You greeted HiMERU as you wake up from your unconscious state after few days time.
"..."HiMERU look at you with a clear sight of eye bags in his eyes.
"HiMERU felt drained with problem you cause." He says as he show you endless text of Rinne second phone number about where you are and why are you not back yet.
"Your things." He give your own phone and turn it own to only have it ring endlessly by call coming from your boss, alkaloid batch as well Rinne and that weird ass kid before:
[THE GREAT LEO'S PRINTING PRESS:I wanna visit your place to write horror genre songs.but I saw that There's a weird thing in your front yard!! IT GIVES ME INSPIRATION!!]
[HIHIiro: HELLO!! WHERE ARE YOU. MAYONNAISE, AREA AND THAT SUSHI IS WORRIED] (A/N: he is not use to it, auto correct ruined his text]
[RinRin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FEET PICS?! ANSWER ME THISSSSSSSS!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS EARLIER!!]
[IdolSimpAira: Do you wanna watch idol live concert? 🥺🥹 I have five tickets!]
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[idolSimpAira: CRAZY B DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE!! I CANNOT FORGIVE THEM. CAN YOU HEAR ME OUT??😭]
... (insert Aira complaining about crazy b and him buying merchandise out of stress of the situation)
[Mayoi <3: MC, I would always help you if you need it. Please don't go asking to get hit by someone! VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!]
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[HiHinata desu: oh the phantom have fallen ill again! Yuuta fallen ill too! MC! You shouldn't be reckless!! >:Tc now I also want to be asleep.]
You wonder what Hinata meant but it made you worry if his joking around again since he like to text prank you many times than being serious.
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"...what's wrong with the front yard?" You wonder what that weird kid talks about.
"...ah. Amagi's younger brother accidentally order something weird from online after getting his own phone." HiMERU show you what it was.
"... Isn't that a Halloween props." You ask as you look at the ruined Chucky doll props at the front gate, impaled in the gate iron.
"They should have added blood running down the iron gate to make it more scary for other kids to look at." You thought about what it lack for a concept. The idol sigh as he realize your not a bit worried about it.
"Anyway I still don't know why I gone to childhood years instead at that time where kana meet such accident." You mumble.
"... Kid Kana is so cute Ùwú" you boosted as you stood up from the bed, almost losing balance as you have been laying there for a week and haft.
"Oopsie." You were lucky able to stop it when you hold at kaname bed which is beside yours.
You thought about the kaname you are with in your dream and the play that you guys joined in few years back, you hold his hand that have tube connected to him to supply him nutrition while being asleep.
"Dear sleeping beauty, when will you wake up?" You mumble feeling worried about how you'll get to the next time you'll try to time travel again. So far you don't see kaname gaining self aware that he could be someone like you.
He just call you Chuni (indirectly) when you keep telling him your from the future. Past mayoi would probably call you one too (in his mind at least)
"sleeping beauty huh..." HiMERU start. The two of you then chat how you should just kiss him awake and you debunk it by saying it's the filter Fairy tale.
Then it turn to lotto winning digits and being called another rinne. Almost went to an argument but later decided to go back to the house.
Through you did drop on a props store to buy fake blood to put in the front gate to maximize the effect of the wanna be Halloween theme the people in the house did.
When you two come back HiMERU excuse himself as he need to check on ES again for his idol work. "Mk. Bye." You said as you wave him off. You look at the chucky doll at the front gate before you open it. Walking inside the property, you notice how silent it is. You could almost felt someone is looking at you in every direction of open tainted windows.
"...is it Halloween or something." You mumble as you open the front door. As the door unlocked the sound it create made the people in the house all look at the direction.
"I would like to say if you suddenly go and surprised me out of nowhere I will dislocate a limb :)" you utter a joke to yourself or whoever is listening to you.
"MC!!!" You jolt in surprised when you hear the twins called out to you before they did an air flip and landing in front of you from what seems to be a hanging swing tied in the ceiling. "Welcome back ~ from dream land."
"what..." You wonder how they know.
"oh! Oh! MC don't know! Shall we tell them, Yuuta?" Hinata giggles to himself as he look at your oblivious situation.
"Eheh. Should we? Should we? But MC is a bad owner for being gone for days! Oh! How mean and heartless of them! We shouldn't!" Yuuta answered back to his brother with pout.
"... Shouldn't you guys be in ES boarding house? I wasn't worried being gone for a long while cause you all be doing idol stuff." You check their schedule they always put in the refrigerator and thought it was safe to leave for a couple of days to week even.
"how could we do that ~ we only fallen asleep out of nowhere if we're out! Cause MC Is a bad owner!! Now we're dub Ritsu sakuma the #2 and the #3!" Yuuta complained as he poke your nose.
"bully MC but not physically! Meany! Meany!"-Hinata
"bad! Bad! Bad owner!" -Yuuta
The twins called you names and you just chuckle as you walk into the house. You look at the couch and saw someone looking at you with burning gaze.
"Yes? Are you also going to say something, hiiro?" You ask the batch leader of Alkaloid. Who is eyeing since you come in yet never spoken anything.
"MC, I wanted to ask where you gone too but Aira and Tatsumi said you have your own life outside from us. But I hope you'll tell us next time if you'll leave for a long while." He said on seriousness. "Plus since you leave, mayoi won't leave that room and always asleep. " He added.
Somehow you wonder why he said mayoi is also sleeping.
"...!!" You heard something upstairs, you look up and saw familiar long purple hair of someone running away fearing to be seen.
"MAYOI <3" you smiled as you wave to hiiro to talk to him more later on as he seems to still want to talk to you. You then run upstairs in chase to follow the phantom to his hiding spot.
You climb up to hear him closing the door, you smirk as you give chase and follow him to the door.
"HERES MC!!" you says as you open the door.
"Mayoi~.... Eh." You saw no one inside. "did I enter the wrong room?" You mumble as you walk inside and the door close behind you, your focus in the scene before you to notice the person your looking for is behind you hidden behind the door.
Without even making a sound he slowly approaches you from behind, his face hidden away, unable to determine what his current feeling.
"I'm bad at this..." You grumble as you still don't notice him.
"Are you mad? Where are you?" You called out.
"Yes, but do I have the right to be mad?" You heard someone says behind you.
"Mayoi--" you happily turn around and was about to hug him when he went to the side to dodge your attempt.
"MC..." You could hear his voice in the Verge of crying.
"...saying sorry for making you worry is not the way to fix this isn't it?" Realizing that mayoi isn't going to desire his words and worry to be taken as nothing anymore.
You stared at the cards in your hand, wondering what kind of action you'll do to give him a reassurance that such event wont happen again but that woukd be lying.
You plan to continue till Kana will wake up and already thinking how to be in such position again to gain access to the past. Even it means hidding things to the people who entered your life and cared for you like a family would.
You been hidding many things from him for a while now, keeping your problem to yourself again when you can openly says those when it's just the two of you. Because you only have one another.
"yes it could fix it... As I'm just someone who you won't listen too. You treat me as someone special and important yet you would not hear me out when I'm worried about you... "His left hand grip his right arm, shoulder shaking as he lower his face to not be seen for any expression his emotion is under going on such moment.
"*Hic... Sorry maybe I have no such status in your life. I could only listen to you... Do you hate me now that I'm not a doll who could easily be discarded --" you saw tears fall down, wetting the rag in the process through you can never see his eyes full of grief.
you felt sadness, grief, hopelessness and pain as well guilt. Somehow those emotion don't felt like yours. "Mayoi--..."you reach out to him.
Wanting to say something and hug his pain away "NO! I--.. N-nO... I-if y-you...t-touch m-me and s-say warm yet heartless words y-you... M-make me unable to d-do anything.... *Hic... *Sob... Am I useless... To be lean on your p-problem now...?" He fallen to his knees as tears continue to fall, pouring like raindrops and emotions that made you suffocate like drowning in a lake of hopelessness and grief.
Lake that once a beautiful garden of happiness and warmth slowly flooded by the rain of negativity that very moment you stopped connecting to him, through sometimes the lake would become happy place again when you only have him in your eyes, through it's just illusion he keep the voices in his mind that start to speak when he become human. Because you have many people with you now.
'ah... How ugly for someone like me to wish for old times...' he thought now true to himself. He does wish to meet his friends, you having warm big family that would share laughters, care for one another and love that you never fully experienced as a young unfortunate child, that only have him in your life.
"... Humans are selfish people. We live for our own selfishness. Even if we said we wish for other people sake of happiness, in the end of day we only did such thing because that's what make us happy." You don't try to approach him anymore. You look around the room, to the window and to the walls. "I'm. Human and I'm selfish. I would continue to do something stupid again because seeing kana wake up would make me happy... Even it mean your going to be mad at me, hate me and whatnot... I don't want you too. But I did it to myself if you did so one day..."
" Because the moment you become human like me. You'll realize the very moment we meet I'm very selfish and only cared for people who give me value in life and never myself at least I care enough to be happy in small moments." You thought about it, many things you did are very stupid, even if you think of the consequences five steps ahead of the others.
You would hit and harm your classmates for bullying mayoi way before he show his conscious state. A simple odd looking toy in the eyes of others is more important than their judgement or their life.
Even it mean being thrown out to another place, unable to start a firm root in one place yet when others says bad words about you. You play deaf.
"...*hic..." You heard him whimpering. "I'm actually happy you have become human. Because you can be free to do what you want, you can be a beautiful star with your brilliant comrades. And maybe forget about me."
"you ask me to not abandoned you or to leave you. Which I'll do because I'm happy as long your happy... But such promise doesn't include that I cannot make you abandoned me. Ah .. that felt terrible to say!" You giggle. "Especially from me who hate being thrown away! Humans are hypocrite! I'm hypocrite! Because I am complicated human being~" you turn to look at him and seat in front of him. You don't know how crazy you sound like or look like in his eyes. But it doesn't matter, as emotions you keep inside pour out like leaking faucet.
"So I would continue to do something you'll be mad about through not because I want you to hate me ... Not yet at least. Because it make happy to see kana my second reason to continue living to wake up. And to experience people worry about my will being. I'm a greedy person. I never experienced such emotions from other people.
"Ah .. people from that place would laugh at me...! Because they wish for a human that won't feel such flows to only be bland and normal yet perfect in every way as possible-- a perfect human without flows. But sadly I am human. And human have flows... " You felt your throat dry from speaking too much. "Mayoi being mad is so cute... ~ 💕" You added after observing him.
"... Since I am like you... A human. Won't you entertained me for my selfishness?" His tears have long dried up. He look at you with no hate or loath.
His gaze with only you in his beautiful blue eyes leads you to question if your words are good or not. Or your awaken something bad on him... Or maybe you just triggered something that once in a dormant state to be awaken.
But seeing him smile as he awaits your reply.
You can never judge him at all. Because mayoi is mayoi. Whatever the world's says about him, rude or bad, they could only get a middle finger and iron fist from you if those words become physical pain.
"if you wish for me to stop. I won't. But if it don't include that. I won't mind." You smile, not because of hypocrisy or that you felt insanity like how you speak those words earlier about what you felt you are as a human being but because speaking to mayoi about what you felt heavy burden inside made you, realize you felt relief after long time like old times.
"MC won't be happy if I said that won't you?" He smiled. "I won't ask for such thing that would make you sad. Even so it made me grief and worry..." He slowly lean his head against you and arms securing you in his captivity.
'Oh how he wish to keep you for himself!' he thought as the voices in his head seems to calm down when he felt your warmth.
"I will Help you... If you need to gain access to the past again... That's what you been doing right...?" You froze before you chuckle as you circle your arms around him and give him a tight hug.
"Yes, that's what I been doing..." You mumble. "But how would you help me~? Can you land a punch...?" You jested.
"my body might be human but I will never stopped being the phantom." He you felt his voice right beside your ears, it made you felt chill which made you giggle. Red tint in your face hidding it from his view as you burry your face in the crock of his neck and shoulder blade.
"Sorry I never understand what phantom thing is..." You felt hopeless, as you never understand why other seems to fear Mayoi or baseless rumors that surrounded him since long ago.
"It's ok... It's better you'll don't understand. I fear you'll fear me--"
"I won't even if others calls you monster or bad omen or bad person. Mayoi is mayoi. My precious mayoi."
"ah... MC... Those voices in my head suddenly come back again, if you say sweet nothing. " You felt his hold on you tighten.
"I don't know if I can stop myself to do what they say..." He let out a low chuckle that held a threat yet it felt tickle against your skin.
"What do they say, mayoi?' you ask.
"...to bind you to a contract and lock you away~ away from everyone who could steal you... Ah... MC my thought are disgusting aren't they?" he giggle.
"It's fine. It's because your human like me. Being human is complicated isn't it?" You hummed. "Hmm.. contract... I heard of it from Aoi twins. If the voices of your head wish for me to be under one to reassure you. I won't mind. " Your a selfish human being, even if such words supposed to be a red flag. You don't mind, you don't mind granting his selfish wish. Because mayoi would be happy and it makes you happy as long it don't go against your plan with kana's current situation.
"... R-really? You'll do that without even knowing the pros and cons? Ahh~ MC! My sole grace in this world... You don't know how that make the voices in my head happy, how it makes me happy...!!! Because if your in a contract with me. You'll be fully mine... all of you..." His smile adoringly at you, his eyes show twisted sense of obsession and love, his face that have red warm blush across his face, warm like his feeling right now, the moment you said such words it gives him so much happiness, the voices in his head is beaming with joy with him. Yet it become tearful, hopelessness of sadness as he realize how ugly he might be in your eyes.
" *Hic... M-my thought surging with my emotions makes me felt I'm the lowest of the low but I don't care... You a-also...w-won't care, right??" He leans away, eyes spinning with spiral of beyond the boundary of what's right, gaze upon you.
Cherishing hold your cheeks in between his palms, with close distance between the two of you.
You can felt his breath and felt his heartbeat against your chest. The surging emotions pour down like rain in a drought desert.
"hmm.. as long mayoi is happy..." You nodded.
"Ah~ I love you so much~ it's sickening! N-not you! But me!" He says with corrupted mind. You suddenly felt something weird as if you felt thread slowly tying into you, yet you see nothing particularly wrong with you.
"...I love mayoi too <3 " you said with full of honest.
"I know... I am human because of your love." Your hugged by him. He smiled against you. He felt so happy at the memories, with the warmth that you'll only give him and only him.
"A sicko, like me is the one who gain such happiness and great fortune to be able to meet you before others did... I won't let you go.. I cannot...! I'm sorry I cannot abandoned or hate you... Ah... MC... " He pause, he lean away again to look at you in your (color) eyes. His gaze at you like your above what Mades him be in this world, blue star or his dollmaker, or god...! "Your imperfections is nothing but perfect in my eyes. Your my angel, my beloved human... I will die if you die. I will be sick if your sick. I will share your pain and your happiness." You wonder what he meant as you felt his telling a secret he hides from you.
"You cannot escape me... "Mayoi words felt like a curse. He lead his head against your chest, kiss the place above your beating heart since your wearing a type of cloths that have could easily unbutton his lips glaze against your chest, you felt slight burning sensation as invisible thread tying a knot to lock you in place. Yet you saw nothing with your naked eyes. You just saw Mayoi happily looking at you.
"If you did... I am a human... I won't be question if I listen to the voices of my head for the things I'll do if you did... " He giggle, which reminded you that if you regret anything later, it's all on you as you will let him be selfish. "What's that?"
"ahaha... I will not tell unless you did such horrible thing that would cause you to endangered your life... Our life."
"...ah. "somehow things start to click in place. The text of his and the twins words that felt weird as it's like they experience what you experience. "Did you..." You sigh hopelessly. You have heard of darling dolls who can wish for anything even it's beyond sane, once in their life.
"that's right! My MC shouldn't be reckless, unless you wish to drag two innocent darling dolls and my life to the grave with you~ <3"
You realize your particularly being threatened by mayoi yet you realize and thought in your head; Thats fuck up like really bad. But that's kinda hot. Maybe red is my color. :^)
Your deranged, both of you are. But it's fine. Your aren't one that would listen to society normalize protocol for sanes humans.
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A/N: if you read MDD AU MINI CORNER DEAR SLEEPING BEAUTY. Your awaken before CH3 starts. You been asleep for 1week and haft in present time btw. Hopefully I don't over did it with the background and way of thoughts of MC--you. I just thought humans are complicated (like me and people around me) so I just did that.
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#finally MCs home#and my god so much to unpack here#MCs inbox is just like mine omg they just like me fr fr#MC you have so much to discuss#HIIRO WHAT DID YOU BUY AGAIN??!?!?!?#okay no wonder where the mini corner title comes from#man I always wonder if himeru is a doll- is he? that doesnt makes sense cuz kana isnt...#sometimes MCs jokes seems like not a joke. MC bestie please no-#lmao not MC feeling no shame when the twins call them names like those kahjs#ngl MCs reason of leaving for days (or a week?) has a point-#but the twins also has a point 😭😭#the sudden energy MC had when she heard and saw mayoi is so relatable. Theyre just like me FR FRRR#this scene or part of the chapter never ceases to not amaze me everytime I read it. I love it. The writing is just MWAH#MC USING TALK NO JUTSU AND THEY REALLY JUST SAYING WHAT THEY BELIEVE AND FEEL#A-A-A-AND MAYOI 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳#uhm. we are so close. Why are we NOT KISSING ALREADY?????#yes mc mayoi being mad is so hot. WE ARE SO THE SAME GRGRGRGR#MAYOI MY CRAZY BELOVED DARLING DOLL LITTLE MEOW MEOW 😭😭😭😭❤���❤️❤️#MC IS JUST LIKE ME FR FRRRRRRRR I CANT THEY ARE SO- Hi Im a MC kin- Oh wait I AM the mc#AND MAYOI BECOMED COMPLETELY HUMAN?????? CONGRATS BABEEEEE LETS CELEBRATEEE#MAYOI HAS AZUL'S UM#I cant say enough about how MC is so relatable#I mean getting help from the phantom and one of the first darling dolls ever made will be quite the help and its mayoi#HE IS GETTING HOTTER EVEN THO WHAT HES SAYING IS KINDA...🚩🚩🚩🚩#just like the rest in the reblogs and MC I also like the color red#not me and mayoi and our other two children- I mean the twins had become one#and kana please wake up bestie#AAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD FUNNNNNN FAFRAFARAFARATSF#I LOVE IT I CANT EVEN SAY IT ENOUGH- I JUST LOVE IT LIKE MWAH MWAH#THIS AU REALLY HAS A PART IN MY HEART
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dearestdrearilygirl · 3 months ago
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THE FREAKS RECLAIM FANDOM. I'm so fed up of bullies and people that regularly participate in cringe culture in fandom. I'm fed up of people being like how do i explain i'm part of [insert fandom] but not in the weird way. Reminds me of a tiktok i saw that said something like "how do i say i like anime but not in the cringe otaku blah blah blah way". The fan in fandom stands for fanatic. People that complain about how cringey people that ship x are make me wanna start a fire. People that complain about how cringey certain fandom words are make me wanna commit a crime. People that say shit like ao3 needs a dislike button or algorithm make me wanna scream eardrum breakingly high. ANYONE that has EVER sent hate to a fan artist or fan fic writer for their fanart or fanfic fucking SUCKS and I don't want them in fandom spaces. Anyone that has ever said "bring bullying back" (fyi it's not gone away) makes me SICK. I am DONE with people shitting on mary sue self insert y/n fanfics because they're "self indulgent" and "cringey" and "bad writing" - fanfiction is made for the writer by the writer, it is SUPPOSED to be self indulgent and cringey and it's a hobby so doesn't have to be "good" writing. I am DONE with people shitting on cosplayers who act make tiktoks to "cringey" audios and use exaggerated "cringey" acting and expressions. And to the people acting like they're too high and mighty to do roleplay because it's "childish" and "cringey" and then logging onto character ai, in the wise words of chappell roan -YOU'RE. NOT. FUNNNNNN. And if you've EVER hated hard enough for a fan creator to stop creating - I don't care how "bad" their creation was- you are one ABSOLUTELY AUDACIOUS MOTHERFUCKER because you've robbed someone of joy and stole their fucking creativity and how dare you. Fandoms are for the cringey, for the freaks, for the weirdos and degenerates and the normal people that are kind enough and fun enough and open minded enough to not believe in cringe culture BULLSHIT.
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luffysinterlude · 6 months ago
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REMEMBER WHEN. . .
★ summary: the straw hat pirates reminisce on some fun memories while voyaging through the Grand Line.
★ warnings: chatroom au/comedic relief, mentions of pregnancy, cursing, takes place after water seven/pre thriller bark, ooc characters, use of yn + female reader in mind, flirty!yn + the crew teases yn a bit ><, zoro x reader…kinda..im biased im sorry 😞 + some things are NOT canon and i just made it up :p
★ an: hiii!! there is not enough one piece fanfic content on this app in my opinion (i feel like i’ve read almost every piece, all have been amazing), so here’s my attempt at making more!! also, i’m still pretty new to the op fandom, so some characters may be a little ooc. i’m still reading/watching thriller bark so pls bare with me! also this is a chatroom au because i don’t have access to social app anymore *cry*. anyway, please enjoy!
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NOW ONLINE [9]. . .
yn: SIGHHHHHHHHHH
robin: is everything okay, yn?
chopper: yeah yn, is everything okay?
zoro: probably not
yn: just thinking
usopp: thinking about where we’ll be next? praying manifesting it isnt anywhere scary
chopper: everywhere we’ve been has been terrifying
nami: yeah usopp
nami: its like we goto hell, leave it, and then enter another part of it
nami: i think we should just start expecting the worst
zoro: maybe we should all just get a lil more stronger. starting with the blonde pervert we have as our cook
sanji: I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET
sanji: AND YOURE THE ONE TO TALK!
sanji: MUST I REMIND YOU THAT I LITERALLLLY JUST SAVED YOU AND USOPP AT THAT TOWER
luffy: oooooo thinking about what? tell me tell me tell me!
sanji: now, my dearest yn, please let me know if theres anyway i can assist you
zoro: she probably doesn’t want your help lmfao no offense
sanji: WHOOOO was even talking to you? I SAID YN’S NAME IN THE TEXT DAMMIT
nami: can you two idiots cut it out already? its like, i can hear your voices through my screen and i don’t like that
franky: yeah it’s actually kinda crazy i can hear you all…without actually being in your presence
chopper: soooo yn?
luffy: yeah yn what’s going on?
yn: just sitting here thinking about all of our fun adventures. like wow we actually did all of that and it was like…real life
yn: i feel like if i didnt know you guys and didn’t experience it then it wouldn’t sound real
yn: but like wow it was all real
robin: we’ve had some wild times, haven’t we?
luffy: LOL yeah that might’ve been on me
luffy: but we’ve survived this long
luffy: we’ll continue to survive because fate loves us!
nami: -.-
sanji: luffy’s right, surprisingly
sanji: sometimes i think about how fate brought us together…or atleast i think about how fate brought me nami yn and robin together
yn: watch it pretty boy
sanji: YES MA’AM
sanji: screenshotting
zoro: ignoring that dude. i think it’s amazing how we prevail every time. we get stronger without realizing
yn: i mean we did fly into the sky
yn: thats so crazy we actually like. flew. in the air. on a ship.
nami: yeah all thanks to me ;*
yn: thank u pretty i remember falling in love with you then and there
franky: WHAT THE HELL
franky: YOU GUYS FLEW IN THE AIR WITH MERRY?!
usopp: HELL YEAH MERRY FLEWWW
usopp: FRANKY YOU SHOULDVE SEEN IT
usopp: there was this gigantic whirlpool below us and everything
chopper: haha yeah that was crazy! and those giant monkeys
robin: oh! yes, the saruyama alliance. i could never forget the amount of fun i had during our time on Jaya Island
yn: robin i love u but FUNNNNNN???-?-?-!-? DID WE FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID FOREST CRICKET HAD US GO INTO?!1? i still have nightmares of that stupid south bird and its stupid face and the way it made all those stupid bugs chase me
luffy: haha those south birds were really something else
nami: it’s funny because we had no idea what was coming next
zoro: that stupid “God” was next. what was his name again? emily? enemy….?
zoro: well shit i’ve forgot. it was somethin else though. his stupid lightning
franky: BROTHER WHAT
franky: YOU GUYS FOUGHT….A GOD?!?!1???!!!?
franky: was it like….you know…..THE GOD
chopper: not really sure what you mean but that guy enel really had some sort of crazy insane powers
chopper: him and his crazy insane priests were able to predict our moves!
robin: oh yeah. he electrocuted zoro, yn, and i.
yn: pls dont remind me TT
yn: he scares me because i feel like he somehow is still alive
yn: like what if hes reading our messages
nami: i never thought of it like that…
nami: enel if ur reading this please drop 1,000,000,000 berries down from the sky
luffy: i wish the skypeians and shandians rang the bell more often.
luffy: haha oh well! i know they’re doing just fine! :D
usopp: well thanks to yn now i’m reminscing TT
usopp: it feels like alabasta JUST happened
robin: well, we did just face the world government
robin: technically crocodile was apart of it
usopp: YEAH AND YOU WERE HIS ASSISTANT OR WHATEVER
robin: that’s the past. i had to do what i needed to do to survive. and i’m glad i was, considering i was able to find you all <3
yn: ROBINNNNNNN TT
nami: ROBINNNNN
sanji: robin i wouldve followed you to hades’ kingdom if i had to. i will always protect you (and nami and yn. the others can fend for themselves).
luffy: hahahaha i agree!! see, fate loves us
chopper: WE LOVE U ROBIN
franky: YEAH! WE LOVE SISTER ROBIN!
zoro: appreciate ya.
usopp: YEAAAA WE LOVE ROBIN!
yn: shoutout to us
yn: i love us
yn: i love being a strawhat
chopper: same!!! forever and always gonna be a strawhat!!
luffy: i love our little family!
luffy: without you all, i wouldn’t be as close as i am to reaching my dream! so thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luffy: also sanji when is dinner gonna be ready so i know when to head back to the sunny
nami: same
nami: now i’m really reminiscing. do you guys remember when yn thought she was pregnant
usopp: i-
usopp: …
yn: NAMI
yn: alright well.
sanji: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
sanji: also luffy dinner will be ready when its dinner time. its mid day. if you’re hungry i have snacks in the fridge or since you’re running around this island, find a food stand
sanji: BUT WHATTTTTT DID NAMI JUST SAY
chopper: HUUUUUUUUUUUUH
robin: what a naughty girl you are, nami. teasing yn about her “almost” pregnancy
nami: yk me! but i remember being soooooo worried only for the pregnancy test to come back negative
zoro: yn?
franky: LITTLE SIS YN…DOES THE DEED….BUT SHE LOOKS SO INNOCENT
luffy: oh wow cool sanji thanks!
luffy: also congrats yn? but where will the baby stay?
usopp: did you even read nami’s text
luffy: oh..right LOL that’s good! i can’t imagine yn having a baby. plus how are babies even made
chopper: :o
nami: …
robin: your innocence is apart of my will to live
yn: luffy TT
sanji: THROUGH LOVE! BABIES ARE MADE THROUGH LOVE!!!
luffy: oh sickkkkkk do you guys think we can make one?
yn: oh luffy TT
nami: well!
sanji: he’ll come around
luffy: LOL BRB
LUFFY has gone offline.
chopper: wonder what he’s up to
yn: probably found food like sanji told him to
zoro: yeah he kind of left the store we’re at and i have no desire to look for him right now
zoro: oh nevermind. he just went outside to buy meat from a vendor. he’s good, still in my eyesight
chopper: also
chopper: YN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
yn: chopper >< you were still fairly new to the crew then
yn: but this happened after we left chopper’s hometown
yn: i think i was just sick because of the crazy weather changes, plus nami has just recovered and didn’t want anyone to be worried sick :p
zoro: why didnt you tell me?
zoro: you’re apart of the crew too, ya know.
usopp: interesting
sanji: you stupid ass MOSSHEAD WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU HER BUSINESS
nami: sigh
nami: its like the most obvious thing ever
robin: i’m afraid it just isn’t clicking for him.
yn: it’s not like i didn’t wanna tell you
zoro: okay so why didn’t you
sanji: WATCH HOW YOU SPEAK TO HER DUMBASS!
yn: LMFAOOO I REMEMBER WHY I DIDNT TELL YOU
yn: YOU GOT LOST AS SOON AS WE GOT TO ALABASTA
yn: and by time i found you, i had already forgotten that i thought i was pregnant because there was a whole warlord wanting us dead so
zoro: hmm. okay. well next time..
sanji: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HIM YN YOURE BETTER THAN HIM IN EVERY WAY
zoro: if you ever need a safe space. you know.
yn: hehe yes i do. but i apologize for not telling you as soon as i felt…different. it’s just that we’ll always have bigger issues to worry about
franky: ummmm are we interrupting something
zoro: hm
zoro: nah. yn and i will talk later when we see each other.
zoro: for now i’m thinkin about that time luffy and i got beat up on jaya island. now i’m annoyed.
zoro: the principle of the matter was good but i really just had to sit there and take an ass beating when i could’ve handled the entire bar
zoro: ehhhh now i’m gonna go workout. if anyone needs me you know where to find me.
ZORO has gone offline.
yn: he left saying “you know where to find me” as if we’ll actually know
robin: i really hope he finds his way back to the sunny.
sanji: he can get lost for all i care
yn: it’s crazy that i really thought i was pregnant that one time
yn: even vivi thought so
nami: i was super worried
nami: so worried i was reading every book we had to find anything i could help you with
usopp: well i’m offended cause why didn’t you tell me i thought we were besties
yn: wellllllllll no offense but full offense, you have “i-can’t-seem-to-keep-my-mouth-shut” disease
yn: just yappin all day everyday
franky: so, sister yn, zoro huh?
sanji: DONT OFFEND HER LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT!
usopp: HEYYYYY!!!!! I WOULDVE KEPT A SECRET
sanji: yn my loveeeeee you know you could always tell me your secrets
yn: i cant lie i almost let it slip when i helped you with dinner that night
yn: but again, bigger fish to fry
sanji: screenshotted again
sanji: did you guys see that? shes flirting with me. might die
robin: hm not sure what part of that was flirting but whatever makes you happy.
nami: oooo franky’s quick
franky: it isn’t hard to tell
chopper: what’re you all talking about!!?
yn: nothing important you little cute doctor
chopper: >~< SHUT UP! >~< THAT DOESNT WORK ON ME!!
sanji: robin! nami! yn!!!! i will be going offline to go back to the sunny to make some snacks. would you ladies do me the pleasure of enjoying them? should they be ready before you all arrive?
robin: please do! surprise us this time :)
yn: hell yea sanji you know i’d never say no to you
nami: lol yes please! i’m kind of craving something sweet
sanji: OFF TO THE KITCHEN I GO!! GIVE ME AN HOUR!!
SANJI has gone offline.
yn: well now that those three are gone
yn: i worry about them a lot
yn: i feel like those three find trouble every where we go
chopper: same but we’re all like, insanely strong now!
chopper: and it’s not like we’re actively looking for trouble, sometimes we just want to chill
nami: yeah. but now, more than ever, i feel more secure
nami: like wow he’s really gonna be king of the pirates
yn: most definitely. we only ever get stronger
usopp: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa obviously i’ve had my doubts but…
usopp: it’s never been because of luffy
robin: ever since i met you guys again on alabasta…
robin: i knew you all would give me a life worth living
yn: robin’s so sweet online it makes me want to cry
yn: well shes always sweet
franky: SISTER ROBIN TT
nami: robin, i’m curious. how did you find our ship?
robin: well it was just docked and i figured i’d finally take a rest somewhere. if you all hadn’t left alabasta by time i had woken up, then i wouldn’t have stayed. like luffy says, fate loves us.
franky: WHAAAAAT you just…..snuck on? O.O
chopper: oh yeah i remember!
chopper: i’m not gonna lie, i was a little intimidated by you at first
yn: OH HOW COULD I FORGETTTTTTTTT
yn: chopper wasn’t there when we first met robin!
nami: oh yeah!
yn: franky chopper omg like have i ever told the story of how i first fell in love with robin
usopp: OH YEAH she blew that guy’s ship up
usopp: i wonder how vivi’s doing
nami: VIVI TT i hope she’s okay
nami: but yeah i agree. i was scared shitless of robin but then she told me she got me treasure
franky: WOAH ROBIN BLEW SOMEONES SHIP UP?
robin: not entirely. he survived and thats what matters
franky: i mean i guess
franky: i was definitely intimidated by luffy when we first met. even though that was like three weeks ago
franky: i can’t lie he still sometimes intimidates me
yn: brother ur half machine
franky: YEAH BUT MOSTLY HUMAN!!!
franky: anyway sisters. you guys have to tell me more stories at dinner later i have to go refill the coke tanks, see ya!
FRANKY has gone offline.
usopp: well chat
usopp: i usually help him so i’ll be going back too
usopp: yn i’m expecting way more details later after dinner
usopp: or zoro. but preferably before you see zoro
chopper: i’ll help! girls if you need me for anything i’ll be with those two!!
yn: um…okay…? we’ll see u all later!!!
USOPP has gone offline.
CHOPPER has gone offline.
nami: and now it’s just us three
nami: sorry for bringing your pregnancy scare up
nami: i’m getting my nails done right now and i can’t really seem to remember our journeys
yn: its all good
yn: i kinda forgot about it
robin: we’ve been through so much our brains probably started to black out any unwanted memories. i’ve read that it happens
robin: and yn, i don’t blame you. i would’ve been worried sick if i was apart of the crew then. but since it’s just us…
yn: omg let us catch you up
yn: so basically..i had…with…and then…
nami: —.—
nami: she had sex with someone *cough* zoro *cough* and started puking the next morning
yn: NAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
yn: TT
nami: i definitely thought it was pregnancy
robin: silly girls. you do realize pregnancy symptoms don’t happen overnight, right?
robin: also, yn. it’s obvious. i’ve seen the way you two are always the first ones missing during our celebrations
nami: well……..yeah but
nami: we can never be TOO safe
yn: mmm if you hadn’t caught on by now then i’d be surprised
yn: i was still scared
yn: i think it was more of a “wow me and zoro actually did that and it was real”
nami: it’s just….in a forest?!-?
nami: with…HIM!!!-?-?-?-??
nami: you can have any man or woman or creature you want and you stillllllllll………….
yn: i was running on adrenaline. that dude and his stupid ass candle wax drove me insane
yn: plus you both know i kinda have a little crush on the guy
yn: i can fix him
nami: okayyyyyy whatever you say.
nami: pfttt “little” and you guys are basically dating in my head
robin: i forgot his actual name but i’m assuming you guys are talking about mr. 3
robin: ah yes his wax is quite the problem. i wonder if hes alive still
nami: i was seriously stressed out
nami: but honestly, since we’re on the topic, i’m glad i joined luffy
nami: there was this one time, yn i’m sure you remember
nami: right before going to the baratie
yn: the day we went to the baratie TT
yn: but what happened before i kinda forgot
nami: WHY’RE YOU ALWAYS FORGETTING THINGS
nami: anyway when we ran into your crazy psycho ex
yn: OMG
yn: AND HE THREATENED LUFFY
yn: AND THEN LUFFY THREW HIM INTO THE OCEAN TT
robin: oh? tell me more about this ex of yours. i’m interested
yn: he kinda followed us after luffy saved me from HIM
yn: um so basically..you know my devil fruit powers…yeah he held them over my head and threatened to tell the marines about me and
nami: it was chaos. but it was the first time i’ve seen yn in combat and it was mind blowing
robin: luffy being our life saver and our little brother
robin: what would we do without him
yn: you’re right
yn: but i think at this point, we’re all strong enough to handle our own. if i ever see my ex again i’ll beat him so bad
nami: yeah me too! cause he had the crazy audacity to ask me out after i found out what he did to you!
nami: either way, i’m just happy we’re still all together. you know since we’ve been throwing the word fate around, i’m really starting to believe it. luffy has a really good sense of knowing who should join our crew
yn: he does :’)
yn: he gave me a family
robin: well we should probably go check on the boys now. i’ll meet you all at the sunny <3
robin: come back safely.
nami: yeah!! you too robin! yn, bring us some goodies! i’ll see you both later!!
yn: I LOVE YOU GUYS BE SAFE ILL SEE YOU SOON
yn: can’t wait to see u guys again
nami: ….you saw us this morning.
ROBIN has gone offline.
NAMI has gone offline.
YN has gone offline.
CHATROOM IS NOW CLOSED [0].
NOW ONLINE [1]. . .
LUFFY is now online.
luffy: HEY GUYSSSSSSS
luffy: IM BACK
luffy: i ate some meat and came back to the shop we were at but zoro isnt here anymore so i’m wondering if you guys happen to know where he is!
luffy: ….
luffy: oh the chatroom closed
luffy: well i guess i better get back to the sunny!
luffy: hopefully my friends make it back safely! we still have more adventures to take care of
luffy: wow these things are so cool i’m just talking to myself
luffy: i wonder if i can get one on the sunny…
luffy: OH WELL
LUFFY has gone offline.
CHATROOM IS NOW CLOSED [0].
★ an [2]: ahhh!! my first work is now done ☺️ honestly this was all self indulgent because i’ve been going through some personal things and right now the strawhats are my comfort zone. i decided to make it like a big groupchat because i don’t really have any friends irl or online so this makes me feel a lil better ☺️! i hope you all enjoyed.
its a lil messy because when i first started this i was about to began Thriller Bark but as I’m typing this I’m currently on the Sabaody Archipelago arc and things are getting more exciting like omg hello mr. Trafalgar Law I’ve been waiting for your debut….
if you enjoyed this please like and reblog! maybe i’ll start writing more drabbles idk. it used to be my thing when i was still using @/krazykento and jjk used to be my comfort zone. also, if you want to be friends please don’t be shy to say anything! i’d love to make new friends!!
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hachisongs · 11 months ago
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welcome to the kenshi yonezu song tournament! 
submissions status: closed!
this is a poll tournament being held entirely for fun :-) hosting will be lax and the rules will be somewhat laidback too so keep in mind!! & note that this isn’t necessarily a tournament to find the best or most well written/produced song of his (though you can absolutely vote based on that) just vote for whichever song you like more! i’d personally encourage more of a gut-feeling than logical/technical aspects, but the criteria upon which you vote is ultimately up to you!
submit your favorite kenshi yonezu/hachi song through the google form here and stay tuned for when voting starts! once again, submissions will close january 10th 11:59pm est, and i plan to start the actual polls later that january.
while waiting for submissions to fill up, i'll post an occassional miscellaneous poll for fun, you can view them at #misc polls!
once all songs have been submitted they’ll be seeded according to popularity (as per my attempt at creating a more fair bracket), but i’ll post the bracket and ask for a general consensus/confirmation before we go through with it! ← please be nice to me 
guidelines for submission:
must be a song either written by or featuring kenshi yonezu (meaning collaborative songs like uchiage hanabi & nanimono are eligible for submission!)
yes, this includes his vocaloid songs as hachi!
if a song has both a vocaloid ver + self cover, please specify which version you're submitting! and of course, you're welcome to submit both!
multiple submissions are encouraged!
propaganda is optional but highly encouraged!
lyric analysis, music theory, interview quotes, song background + context etc. are more than welcome as supplemental material
have funnnnnn :-) and diorama sweep 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
if you have any questions the askbox is open :D but be nice im at most a casual fan of his okay. lets have a good time yayyy
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wooyoungmybelovedhusband · 1 year ago
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‹‹ σρєяαтιση συтℓαω : вєƒσяє тнє вσσм ››
›› Pairing : Sniper! Song Mingi x Spotter! F! Reader
›› Summary : After you keep denying your own feelings towards the man, in whose arms you always end up in every night, some circumstances take place making both of you give in
›› Genre : Smut, slight angst, fluff, thriller.
›› Trope : FWB to Lovers AU
›› Content includes : Confession, passionate but rough sex, cursing (lots and lots of it), Switch! Mingi, Switch! Reader, FWB with feelings involved.
›› Network : @cultofdionysusnet
›› Word Count : 2.59 k
›› A/N : This was so funnnnnn, I absolutely loved and adored this collab!!
›› Disclaimer : If you do not like/hate smuts, just block me, do not report or flag the post. And the reblog if you like, it helps a lot🫶🫶
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Mingi finally sets his sniper down and takes a seat next to the table. His hands trace the hard metal while his mind wanders off to other places as he thinks about the plan. You sigh to yourself before walking to the corner a little to get something to eat for yourselves and the fact that man climbs up to the roof goes unnoticed by you. Yeosang makes his way towards the man seated, Mingi's eyes travel to him before wandering down to his hands which held out the take out box. He grabs the box instantly and opens it to reveal the extra ammo which was for the gun he had to put to use. A few words get exchanged between the men before they nod to each other as Yeosang walks away.
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Your breathing gets heavier and your eyebrows knit together. You gasp in your sleep, not having any consciousness about your surroundings. Your skin heats up as a bead of sweat rolls down your forehead. Soon little whimpers escape from you and your breathing gets noticeably heavier. Mingi, who had come back from dropping off his bike at the nightowl's shop now shifts through his positions in front of the huge shelf of rifles and huge machinery guns. His hands clutched onto a big one, and the way he slid the weapon from the slot on the shelf made loud noise erupt through the room. Your restless movements definitely go unnoticed by the innocent man while your eyebrows furrow and you let out a low groan.
Your drenched panties are pushed to the side, your pussy out visible for him. Your juices flow down his thick cock making a mess on both of your thighs. "Min, want you to show me how much you love me, p-please, tell me you love me, Song Mingi, d-do you love me?" The man under you growls and grunts loudly, you were too drawn to his restless trails to notice the way his pair of eyes looked at you with so much warmth. His dick throbs in between your warm inner walls and his hands come up to grasp your chin and make you look at him.
There, you finally noticed the shining stars in his small eyes, holding so much more love than you can imagine. Your heart swells up in happiness when his plumpy lips envelope yours ever so softly. His thrusts are slow paced and deep, while his kisses tell you thousands of unspoken confessions of his love for you. You could feel the way your heart pounded against your chest when he pulls away seconds later although his thrusts do not halt. "I love you so much, Y/n, so much you don't even know. But I'm gonna show it to you, now, tonight."
Your hands move down your body, your shirt sticks to your skin cause of the sweat. You whimper loudly, you could feel your throat going dry from the little moans and whimpers which escaped from you. Mingi doesn't quite catch any of your needy movements yet, as he innocently moves around to find the best rifle for his practice for the day. Your fingers inch towards the wet patch on your shorts, brushing over it slightly. You finally press down on your clit, still not yet having gained your consciousness.
Mingi's large hands grasp your hips, moving you on his cock slowly. His hot breath falls on your lips, his upper lip brushing over yours. "Do you?" Your shivering eyes meet his, you swiftly look away. While your hands grip onto his shirt softly as you wait for him to continue. But you are answered with a soft kiss that's placed on your lips, and your eyes wander back to his again. "So much, so much that I'll let you do anything you wish to me. I love you so so much, Y/n"
Your thighs rub against each other in need of pleasure while you grip onto the sheets tightly. You could feel the sweat dripping down your forehead, and before you knew it, you muttered out loudly "I-I love you Mingi, so s-so much." Your voice was shaky yet so clear to Mingi, who stands in the corner wondering what just happened. He isn't able to believe his ears as he moves towards your bed slowly. He is just inches away from your bed when your eyes shoot open followed by your long loud breaths.
You raise yourself instantly, not noticing the shocked Mingi by your side who had his eyes widened. You slowly face him, and a soft gasp escapes your lips when your eyes meet his widened ones. "I'm- I- did you-" "You love me?" Mingi asks as he takes closer steps towards you. And just as you lift your head up, his face is inches away from you. "W-What?" His large hands come up to caress your chin, his eyes travel down to your lips before wandering back to your eyes.
"Do you love me?" His eyes darken slightly, staring into your quivering ones. You stay silent, your eyes travel down as you lower your head yet again. But a gasp swiftly escapes from you when Mingi hovers over you, his body covered in leader coats and pants hovers over yours. "Tell me, now." Your breath hitches slightly and you gulp down, after taking a deep breath you finally respond with, "Y-Yes, I kno-" Before you can continue your sentence, Mingi interrupts you by smashing his lips onto yours. He pulls away from you seconds later, making you look up at him in confusion.
"That's all I needed to know." Saying that, his lips are back onto yours, moving against yours with roughness. Your hands slightly push on his chest as you pull away from the kiss, your eyebrows furrowed. "What do you mean?" Mingi shoots you his usual soft smile yet again, "I mean, that I have fallen deeply in love with you, that I wanted nothing but us to happen."
"W-What?" You feel your breath hitch at the end, but Mingi just leans down to peck your lips softly. "All those nights where we ended up in each other's beds, in each other's arms, fucking relentlessly without any thoughts but hope that we don't catch feelings, did you really think I will not end catching hard feelings for you? Did you expect me to not completely fall in love with who you are, Y/n?" You're left speechless at the end of his sentence, you just stare at him, a tiny tear pricks at the corner of your eye. "I-I love you so much, Song Mingi" Saying that, you pull him down for a kiss, connecting your lips yet again, but this time both of you having no willing intention of ending this kiss.
Your hands travel to his shoulders, hastily trying to push his overcoat off. Mingi helps you in the action by pulling off his overcoat completely and unbuttoning his leather inner shirt. And Soon in minutes, he was shirtless, hovering over you completely, hips connected to yours in a never ending kiss. Pulling away, Mingi places his hands around your waist, caressing your sides slowly while his plumpy lips trail down. His hands creep upwards, sliding beneath your top. You squeak lowly when his hands hastily pull off the thin material off your body.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner? Why did you hide your feelings from me?" Mingi speaks next to your ear, his hands not halting their movements as they make their way to your back to unclip your bra. "B-Because, I was the one who forbade us to get our feelings involved." And within minutes, you push him onto his back, and your legs straddle his thighs slowly. Your hands caress his bare chest softly, your eyes slowly dart towards his eyes, "Let me make it up to you. Let me make it up for everything, Min." His large hands move to grip your hips, making you slowly grind down on his bulge while your lips attach themselves to his nipples.
You move back and forth on his lap, your clothed cunt grinds over his boner at a slow pace. "I've wanted to do so many things to you, Min. So many things which involve us to not give a fuck about getting too close. I wanna show you how much I love you." You whisper against his soft skin, your emotions and pure passionate love bleeds through your words.
Both of your attention is snapped towards the timer which goes off making Mingi groan out loud, as he reaches out for his cell. "Lemme get this, I need to check in with Hongjoong Hyung." He mutters out in annoyance before connecting to the captain. "Hyung, check-ins, Me and Koa are all set and ready" You could hear Hongjoong's husky voice from the other side, "How's Koa? Sparrow was asking about all the women." Your hands trail down on their own, caressing Mingi's cock over the clothes slowly while he slightly chokes on his words. "Y-yes, yeah she's all f-fine"
He speaks nervously while his excited eyes watch your actions curiously. "Why are you stuttering?" Hearing that, Mingi quickly clears his throat and answers quickly in order to hang up soon. "Yeah nothing hyung, we're all fine." Saying that he hangs up on the cell and places it back to its place before letting the moan finally escape his throat. You groan slightly before unzipping his pants faster than ever, pulling his cock out. His dick sprung out, almost slapping his abdomen as he stands tall in front of your eyes. Your tongue darts out to wet your lips while your eyes stare in admiration.
Heat creeps up Mingi's neck slowly, "S-Stop staring like that" Your hands move up his thighs to wrap around his cock softly, "How can I not when you got such a pretty cock?" You whisper against the skin of his thighs. Your lips kiss up his wet cock slowly, and your tongue darts out to lick the red tip of his cock softly. Mingi whimpers under his breath, and his hand comes down to entangle with your hair strands. "D-Don't tease Y/n." Mingi demands as a series of groans leave his throat when you lower down on his cock. Your cheeks instantly hollow around his length, giving his base a hard suck.
Mingi instantly tugs at your hair harshly almost making you gag around his cock. Your mouth constricts around him and your eyes roll back when you feel his cock hit the back of your throat. "F-Fuck, always so tight and warm for me" His hips lift up high, as he thrusts into your mouth. Tears prick at your eyes slightly while you try and not gag around him. Mingi throws his head back in pleasure, his cock twitching in pleasure against your throat walls. "Fuck fuck fuck, so tight, I could fuck your throat all day." His hips continue thrusting into your mouth, you couldn't help but moan loudly around his length, sending vibrations up his spine.
His cock twitches hard before hot ropes of cum is shot down your throat while Mingi moans loudly. Your eyes widen slightly at the feeling of your mouth being full, drops of cum slip out of the corner of your mouth as you try not to spill. Mingi swiftly pulls himself out of you, a trail of saliva connects your lips with the tip of his cock making him groan loudly at the sight. "Fuck so hot, get on my lap, now" He orders making you scramble before seating yourself on top of his thighs, straddling him. His hands control your hips, as he makes your wet pussy slide over his cock slowly. Your eyes trail downwards and you place your hands on top of his chest gently as you let him move your body like he wishes.
"Look at me, Y/n. I want you to look at me while I fuck you tonight, I want to see those eyes sparkle for me, I hope you know how much I love you." Your eyes wander back to his slowly, and you soon find yourself getting lost in his. You could feel yourself falling for him all over again. Your whimpers turn into low whines, and your movements get needier and more desperate. Mingi chuckles to himself a little, as he leans down to kiss your nose. "You're so beautiful and pretty, and you're so perfect for me Y/n, I love you so so much."
Your breath hitches a little, you slowly take the initiative to slide yourself down onto his cock making him grop your ass while series of curses escape his mouth. "I.... I wanted us to be like this, I wanted to be able to look at your eyes while you fucked me, not to have you facing my back. I wanted to have you kiss, and love me.... Take care of me. I wanted all of this" Your almost cut off by the end of your sentence when Mingi flips both of your sweaty bodies around so he can hover over you. "I'm gonna do all of it, tonight baby, look into my eyes forever, and we'll get lost in the rhythm of our love and lose ourselves."
You could feel the way your heart melts at his words, you can't help but pull him down for a kiss. You moan into the kiss when his hips thrust into you softly, moving into you at a slow pace. You could feel the way your heart burned for each other and the red hot desire between got both your minds hazy. Soon in a few seconds, Mingi is rutting into you as your kiss gets rougher and rougher. Your hands tug at his hair slightly while you moan into the kiss together. The grip of his hands on your hips gets stronger as he's rutting into you relentlessly. You could almost feel yourself clenching around him as you get closer and closer to your high. The wet dream you had minutes ago wasn't really helping in your sensitivity.
Your hands grasp onto his shoulders, while Mingi pistons his cock into you. You clench hard around him, marking him groan out loud, "Baby, if you keep clenching around me like that, I'm gonna cum soon." You are barely able to respond when you tug at his harshly one last time before releasing yourself all around him. Mingi lets out a series of curses, while he soon follows you behind as he bottoms out into you. His hips don't halt their movements till all of his cum is painted against your inner walls. Both of you pant loudly in exhaustion as Mingi falls onto his back slowly.
His soft eyes look at you, as a giggle is erupted through the room, "That was....-" "Fucking amazing" You chuckle as you complete his sentence.
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Mingi fixes his leather gloves, before fixing his overcoat quickly. He lets out a loud sigh, as he mentally prepares himself for the day. "You got this, my sniper" Your voice from behind makes him turn back instantly, the smile on your face makes him mirror you instantly. He wraps his arms around your waist softly, and leans down to kiss your lips. "And you got my back, Koa." His words make your smiles widen, oh how much did you love this man.
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chayscribbles · 10 months ago
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Song - Pic - Saying Tag
thanks @constellationandcompendium for the tag!!!
Rules: Pick an OC and post a song you relate to them, an image that represents them in some way (aesthetic, picrew, art, etc), and a quote of dialogue or narration from them. Totally feel free to expand and explain!
it was so hard to pick just one bc if you know me you know i have veeery specific and elaborate WIP and character playlists lmao... but i had to go with Euna Li for this one because of this one song that just fits her way too well.
Song: Are You Impressed by Honey Revenge:
it slaps
almost every single line could be Euna's inner dialogue as she struggles with self-worth and feeling like she's always fucking up (especially when it comes to following Leo's orders), i could post the entire lyrics but these ones stand out the most:
Never been too proud, I've always been too loud to ignore My mouth's a mess Now being annoying comes with reward and everyone's impressed Are you impressed? Are you impressed?
Forever trying to please you, but I can't Following the leader, not a chance
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SHE IS EUNOUGH !!!!!
Saying:
the way i'm struggling to not post an entire paragraph LMAO. you know what, fuck it. here's the paragraph.
The struggling guard shot a volley into the ceiling, extinguishing one of the few emergency lights. Euna took advantage of the distraction to shoot at them again… and completely missed. The shot shattered one of the cells’ windows, making the prisoner inside scream. Fuck it, Euna thought, charging forward. She’d have to take her chances with the gauntlets. Leo had given her orders to take down those guards, and she’d be damned if she didn’t follow them. She couldn’t let Leo see how much she was struggling. She had to keep going.
and because i have no self control here's another one:
“Why didn’t you tell the Captain you couldn’t fight?” Gabi asked, stepping aside to place the panel on the desk so she could switch tools. B-34 had returned by then with her toolkit and was standing patiently behind her, holding it out for her. “She could have lent you her blaster, or given you another task, or… something. I’m sure she would’ve understood.” “She doesn’t have to know every time I get a little hurt,�� Euna said, peering down to get a better look at Gabi working. “She’s got more important things to care about.”
thank you for coming to my TED talk, i'll now be tagging: @reneesbooksooks @artdecosupernova-writing @indecentpause @lena-rambles @albatris @akindofmagictoo. no pressure have funnnnnn!!!!!
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temporary unpretty pinned post booooo tomato tomato
haiiiii we r DERANGED SELFSHIP CONFESSIONS here for all the crazy ppl who are gonna get called weird n toxic for confessing on normal blogs or just venting on their own blog We Will Protect You..........run by amaria @yoomtahsgf / @yamikawaii and mallorie @magmayuri!!!
WHAT CAN U POST HERE????? be unapologetically yandere or landmine or whatever post abt how u want ur f/os canon love interest dead in brutal detail scream abt how u despise this one person who ships with them be whatever kinda petty b♡tch u want share secrets the wider selfship comm would call u crazy for give us ur tips for being lowkey toxic WHATEVER PUT NORMAL SH♡T HERE TOO WE DONT CARE WE LOVE EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEE HEART ❤️
no pr0ship no @geplay no l0lish0 yada yada "duhhhhhhh how are u not pr0ship if u have Bad Emotion" ONE MILLION BRAIN EXPLOSION BEAM ON YOU
considering this blog is for ppl who are Insane Abt Their Fos these are the rules for claiming them:
1. we will be unapologetically biased towards our friends lol
2. first come first serve otherwise!!! all confs referring to an already claimed f/o on this blog will be blocked
3. we ask that u use an emoji signoff if u claim f/os anonymously to make it easier for us!!!
4. if for some reason u are posting abt an fo ur ok sharing PLEASE specify that so we don't add them to the claimed list, this also means if someone else claims them u wont be able to talk abt them directly
5. if u are talking indirectly abt an already claimed f/o, dont let us find out.
6. dont post mean abt other askers here like "grrrrrr im so mad f/o is already claimed here" in our inbox thatll get u blocked
7. also if u mention specific peoples urls here not mad but it will be edited to redact them
8. have funnnnnn everybody wants someone dead at one point or another so it dont matterrrrrrrr<3
note the actual claims list is not public for the privacy of our friends!!!
BONUS!!!!!!!wanna send somethin but scared someone will recognize u?? message us ur ask and we'll put it throigh the NEW TYPING STYLE MACHINE and send it to ourselves so it cant be traced to u X9
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oleander-nin · 1 year ago
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ivy, sage, camilia, and chia please!
I had only just saw the ask game lol
-ya gurl chip ❤️
ivy: what are your ‘tells’ for your emotions and moods? how can someone tell you’re happy, annoyed, upset or tired?- Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I actually don't know. I don't emote the most unless I'm actually trying to, so not my face. Oh, my voice. I talk a lot, so when I go quiet, somethings probably wrong. Also volume + tone. My voice gives me up and it's quite rude in my opinion.
sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?: Anything with your voice. Like, singing, mimicry, voice acting, anything that takes your own vocal chords to do, something you take a genuine part of you to make, that's the most special to me. Whether it's singing or talking, letting your emotions shine through your voice is incredible and I love it.
camellia ⇢ what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?: Exactly the same tbh, just... Idk, I think I cared a whole lot less. Mind you, I was still a worry wart who can't say no, but I didn't care as much what people thought of me because I was too busy spending time in my own head to care. I'm a bit bitter, because some parts of them I wish I was, but it's best to let the past lie.
chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?: Me. I'm usually the joke. If my friends have an inside joke, I'm the punchline. IDK.
Thanks for asking, these r so funnnnnn
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hotarutranslations · 2 years ago
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2023 Rockin'!
Evening
ROCK IN JAPAN FESTIVAL 2023
We get to perform again this year 🔥 Thank you very much 🔥
The things to look forward to are piling up, right 🔥
Morning Musume '23 is performing on, August 13th! The last day!
Also, among the performers on the 13th are, Angerme, Juice=Juice, Suzuki Airi-san, I'm thinking its already a packed day it seems 🌏
Already in the first round of announcements, A lot of artists have been announced, Since it will increase further after this,
By all means those that are participating, lets enjoy the lots of music--!!!!!!
Thank you very much, for definitely, of course, by all means, supporting Morning Musume '23!
Also speaking of Rockin', ever since we first appeared,
"Rockin' Fest" is a precious place for music......
Really, I'm greatly thankful for it,
For those who never listened to Morning, While experimenting, how our performance can be heard,
Its become a funnnnnn stage, I'll give it my all and do my best!!
Everyone, by all means, First off, pay attention to getting a ticket 🔥 lol
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Speaking of, this is last year, right, We took a picture with Rairi who was watching and learning from us!
Thats right, this was last year!
Lets do our best and have fun together this year with Rairi--!
Blu-ray&DVD 💿️
MAY 17th RELEASE
Morning Musume '22 25th ANNIVERSARY CONCERT TOUR ~SINGIN' TO THE BEAT~ Kaga Kaede Graduation Special
Please take your time to watch it!
Hey, hey, hey,
Looking at YouTube, I laughed as he suddenly said my name 🤪
Questions From Past Videos YouTube Quiz
Time-san! lol
I watched it at 1.5x speed, the moment they said my name, I returned it to normal speed, 🤪 excuse me, I always watch them! Its like senmai stabbing but!
Thank you very much for your support this time 🙃🤍
see you ayumin <3
https://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-12803424190.html
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imaginethathaikyuu · 5 years ago
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☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
hey friends! so i wanna have a little fun to commemorate the beginning of june - not only is june my birthday month, but it’s also the month summer begins where i live - making it my favorite month of the year!
so to celebrate, i think it’d be fun to host my first sleepover!
starting saturday, june 1 at midnight EST (basically starting tonight), our summer sleepover begins! for 24 hours, normal requests will be on hold and i ask that you send me things like…
requests from the drabble list under the cut
request your own short drabble
requests for headcanons
send me your headcanons!
any questions about me, as personal as they may be
or tell me about yourself!
would you rathers, fuck marry kills, my top three anything, any game!
requests for matchups (rules will be under the cut)
who would you ship me with?
confessions, tell me a secret!
ask me for advice
unpopular opinions
talk about anime/fav characters
anything else you want!
i want this to be a fun kick off to summer. if you’ve never sent an ask, feel free to do so during the sleepover! i’m looking forward to interacting with you all and getting to know you all, and to all of you getting to know me better!
like i said, sleepover asks will be open june 1st starting at midnight (EST!), for 24 hours - all day june 1st! i’ll make a post announcing it’s began!
(im also using this as a distraction from really shitty things im going thru irl so please help me get my mind of of things:)
happy summer! (also if it flops its oikawa’s fault)
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
drabble list 
-blog rules still apply -if you wanna give me an easier time, specify a scenario you want with the number -please only request 1 character and 1 prompt at a time. (or, you can request multiple numbers for 1 scenario!) -SPECIFY WHICH LIST YOU’RE REQUESTING FROM.
fluff/angst
“When I look at you, I see my whole world, and that scares the shit out of me.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“How drunk was I?”
“You could’ve - could’ve stayed. You could’ve helped me fix things.”
“I hate seeing you so sad. It’s just so dramatic how humans show emotions and being sad is such a boring one.”
I told you not to get too close to me.
I did care about you. I just had no other choice.
“Stay here tonight.”
   “I’ll keep you warm.”
“I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
“How do I look?”
“I’m not jealous! It’s just…you’re mine!”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? It’s like they’re watching us.”
“It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
“You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
“You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
“I am home.”
“You’re worth it.”
“It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
“When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
“Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
“Just hold me.”
“Can I wear your sweater? It smells like you.”
“Your bed head is really cute.”
“I don’t know how to exist in a world without you”
“You are so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“You make my heart do the thing and it freaks me out.”
“You’re my top priority. I never want you to think any differently.”
“I think I’m in love.”
smut/more angst
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Like what you see?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“Don’t be so rough. there can’t be any marks.”
“Watch me.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not, um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear I’ll go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“Say it.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, doll.”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.” “I’ll just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop doing that or I’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all I can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” “Yes we can.”
“Spread your legs and smile for the camera.”
“This tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Got it?”
“You’re nothing but a little cum dump for me.”
“You cum when I say you can.”
“Did I say you could touch me?”
“Tell me how good it feels.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“It’s almost too tight.”
“You’re going to cum again and again till you’re begging me to stop.”
“Who owns you?”
“Can I ride you this time?”
“I shouldn’t have to ask for you to spread your legs for me.”
“Do you like being used by me?”
 matchup rules
what is a matchup?      you tell me about yourself, and i tell you what character from haikyuu who i ship you with.
rules:
-tell me your gender and sexuality if either of them are important/matter
-describe how you look if you want to; your height, your hair color, eye color, your favorite feature about yourself
-tell me about yourself! for example: are you energetic? do you like to make people laugh? are you a homebody? do you have any hobbies? play any sports?
-tell me what you look for in a partner
-your zodiac sign - it’ll help me a lot
-anything else you think is important!
-try to keep it under 2 asks if you can - please tag your asks if there are multiple and if you’re on anon, with an emoji or number marks
thanks for requesting and for respecting the rules! once again, happy summer!!
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glassrunner · 6 years ago
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I finished solo-queueing my alt placements, won 7/10, and got placed 2801. It’s close to a career-high and I got to play DPS for most of it, so I’ll take it!
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rozcdust · 3 years ago
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I know how this story goes
pt. 8
Pairing: Rindou Haitani x f!reader x Haruchiyo Sanzu
Genre: Crack, SMAU, Fluff
Word count: 600ish
Warnings: Violence, substance abuse, profanity, irresponsible behaviour, reckless driving, reader is a cocky bitch, rindou hates her guts
Synopsis: Bonten needs a driver for a job. You just so happen to be Rindou’s fuck buddy with a talent for speeding and knowing the map of Tokyo’s back streets like the back of your palm. Rindou hates you.
pt. 1 | previous | next
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Waking up to a phone ringing, you wanted to punch a wall.
Picking it up, you let out your best disappointed mum sigh, adjusting your tone to be as passive aggressive as possible.
“What?!”
“Y/n, darling, loveliest of all, for fuck’s sake don’t be so fucking loud.” Ran whined through the phone, and you could practically see him holding his head, eyes closed.
“You hungover?” You couldn’t stop the lazy grin that spread across your face.
“Yea… Rin is too, and we have work… Come pick us up? Please?”
“What am I, a fucking chauffeur?”
“Technically…?”
“I will run you over.”
“So… That a yes?”
Sighing, you pinched your nose.
“Yes.”
“You’re the best! See ya in an hour.” Cringing at his screech, you hung up, letting your face plop back into the pillows.
“Don’t move, you’re so comfy.” Sanzu mumbled, shamelessly nuzzling the back of your neck.
Turning your head to look at him, annoyed, you raised an eyebrow.
“How did I end up on my stomach and why are you on top of me and how in the fuck is my spine comfy?”
Sanzu planted a small kiss on your neck instead of an answer.
“Do you enjoy cosplaying as a baby koala?”
“Mhm.”
“You’re clingy.”
“And you love it.” He said in a smug tone as he gently trailed kisses down your jaw to your neck.
“I will exercise my right to remain silent, officer.”
“You’re no funnnnnn.” Whining, he rubbed his nose against your cheek, his finger drawing patterns on your shoulder blade.
You allowed yourself to enjoy his somewhat concerning need for physical affection, before forcing yourself to get up, throwing him off you onto the floor.
“YOU ARE RUDE!”
Grinning as he grumbled about hurting his back, you leaned down to kiss his forehead.
“Get up and get ready, we have to pick up Haitanis.”
“I have no fresh clothes.”
“Walk of shame.”
“I’mma just take yours.” He stuck his tongue out, revealing a piercing.
Curiously, and without much thinking, you grabbed his tongue.
“Didn’t know you had a tongue piercing.”
“Ughuh.” He mumbled, swatting at your hand to let go.
Letting go to open your closet to get him something that would fit his lanky ass, you threw a hoodie at him.
“…Haru, why are you blushing?”
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“Gooooooooood morning!” Sanzu’s voice was annoyingly loud, even more so than usual, and you were sure he was doing it for no other reason than to cause Ran and Rindou pain.
“What the fuck is he doing here?” Rindou groaned, slipping into your back seat.
“My fucking car, my fucking choice in passengers.”
“You have shit taste.”
“Which is why I’m fucking you I guess, everything suddenly makes sense.”
Kicking your seat, causing you to flip him off, Rindou crossed his arms.
“No, seriously darling, what is he doing here?” Ran asked this time.
“I slept over.”
Rindou, who was certain moving faster than snail’s pace would cause him incredible pain less than 20 seconds ago, now was sure could ignore his hangover in order to punch Sanzu.
He restrained himself because he could see the knowing look Ran was giving him.
“And why’d you sleep over?” Rindou hoped his voice didn’t sound as bitter as he felt.
“Had to pick her up from a police station last night.”
Ran bolted up from his comatose state to stare at you in disbelief.
“You got arrested?”
“Yep.”
“How?”
“They put handcuffs on me and said to call them daddy.”
“No, no, for what reason?”
“Public indecency.” Sarcasm dripped off your every word, letting Ran know he should drop it.
“I mean, with how much of a slut you are, it tracks.” Rindou smirked.
You wildly swerved into the opposite lane as a warning, enjoying his panicked screeching.
“…Sanzu, is that her hoodie?”
“Yep!” Sanzu smiled as he scrolled through your phone, searching for a song.
That was it, Rindou was knocking his teeth out the first chance he got.
And with Sanzu making sure Gasolina is blasting at an offensive volume, scrambling Rindou’s brains, he had a reason to.
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Taglist (open)
@rindous-wife @marrymemanjiro @kampfkuchen85 @camilosa @shadoweepingscream @1818cigarettes @gulfkfl @youpieceofwasabi @bxnten @lovelybimbo @babu-haitani @tsukkisukkii @ihateuguys @kenma-yuuu @yukihime-mikeys-girl @lagrimasdeglitter @pirana10 @hana-patata @reapersimps @sammcaav222 @brokencoinlocker @graythecoffeebean @waywardzonkprofessorpainter @own-it-baby (bold can’t be tagged, sorry! 🤧)
a/n: naming this “i know how this story goes” was a fatal error because i do not, in fact, know how or where it’s going. AT ALL 🤧
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insane-arcane · 3 years ago
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Getting ready in Jinxes room for your big date the girl sat back on her bed and watched as you used her makeup. She frowned as she sat on her blue and white blankets looking bored.
"You should cancel." She suggests suddenly. Her legs were in a butterfly position and her knees tapped against her bed as her hands played in the blankets below her. You laugh at her playful nature as you start your makeup with foundation. Taking a brush Jinx spray painted with one of her crazy designs, you powder your face trying not to giggle at the irony of putting powder on your face with a girl named Powder behind you.
"We can hang out tomorrow Jinx I promise. And I can tell you all about it then. That'll be fun." You chirp hoping to appease the pouting blue haired girl as you continue to dab at your face, smoothing out any scars or blemishes. You're thankful Jinx always kept extra shades for you and made sure to have your colors on hand so you could use them. Smiling as you finish covering your skin you start looking at eyeshadows.
"Yeah funnnnnn." She hums sarcastically before falling backwards onto her bed with a sigh. Blowing hair out of her face you smile softly watching her pout in the mirrors reflection. Picking up her old rabbit and putting it on her face you hummed sympathetically. You knew how bored she got without you.
"Hey Jinx. Classy? Bold?" You question wanting to include her. Holding up two different pallets she shifted a bit to take a peak. She had seemed off today. Even more so as you got ready for youe date but you didn't know why.
"You look better without makeup." Turning in the swivel chair you were on and giving her a pointed look she pouted getting up. The rabbit fell off her face back onto her cushion filled bed and she crossed her arms looking exasperated. "Either looks fine." She finally responds and you nod slowly pursing your lips as she doesn't look directly at you. Deciding on the more classy pallet you pick your natural toned colors and stuck to something simple yet eye catching. You wanted to accentuate your features not change them.
Taking a second to glide the color carefully over your eyelids, you tap a different color on the side of your nose for contour. Smiling at the results you begin humming a song Jinx liked. Now that your done with the eyeshadow you pick out a pretty eyeliner before carefully applying it not wanting to smear or mess it up.
"How am I looking?" You ask blinking at Jinx so she can see your painted face. You expect her to giggle and joke like she always does but instead she hops off her bed stomping towards you.
"You should start over. I changed my mind, I like the bold better. Let me help." Jinx states reaching for a makeup brush. Frowning at her indecisiveness you roll your eyes and start looking over lipsticks. Pinks. Brown's. Blacks. Purples. Blues. Oranges. Greens. Yellows. Jinx really had everything. As Jinx reaches for your face with a wipe you push her hand away.
"I think I look great." You state really liking wht you did. Besides starting over would took too long. "Classy is a good choice." You state hoping she'll calm down. Jinx simply frowns grabbing a brush and different eye shadow pallet.
"No let me fix it. Please." She begs and you notice how you don't have much time left before the date. She'd been pouty this whole time not wanting tp help you. Now she was trying to distract you. You weren't about to miss this date.
"Why is this such a big deal Jinx? You've been bored and moody all day since I came here to get ready. I thought you'd like helping me." You state before you mess with your hair trying to make it look perfect. "... I mean this guys really nice and they own this cute shop you'd like. They make a pretty decent and honest living and they like me and well... I think I like them." You state honestly. You just really wanted this date to go well.
"WELL MAYBE I LIKE YOU!" Pausing the lipstick tube hovered in front of your partially done lips as you stared into the mirror wide eyed. As you moved your gaze you met Jinxes in the mirror. Her blue hair was frizzy and her eyes were wild as she breathed in and out looking frantic. You'd been arguing all night about this date as you got ready but you weren't expecting that to be the reason why.
Putting the lipstick tube down you close your eyes and take a deep breath. Turning to look at Jinx she seemed panicked now. Her hands began to fidget and she slowly began banging her fist against her head.
"stupid stupid stupid. You weren't supposed to say... now you said. Stupid stupid stupid." She murmered as she looked away from you ashamed.
"Jinx." You call slowly walking up to her as she began to descend into an episode.
"No good. No good..." She mumbles still thunking her head. "Why would they like you? Never you. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid." She hisses as her eyes dart around the room.
"Jinx." You bark. She doesn't answer and continues saying horrible things about herself not listening to you.
Grabbing her shoulders forcing her to look at you, you pulled her forward before pressing your lips to hers. You always thought your first kiss would be sensual and slow like what the Madames explained at the whore house and yet this was the exact opposite. It was frenzied and passionate and a last ditch attempt of getting her to calm down.
More teeth and tongue than lips and love it sent tingles down your body and made you feel electrified. Pulling away after a minute, gasping for air you open your eyes just as Jinx opens hers. Sapphire blue stare into (e/c) and as you slowly calm down heart hammering away in your chest Jinx looks so surprised. The only sound is the noise of your loud pants. Blushing as she stares at you a faint pink tinges her cheeks as well.
"I... I like you too." It's a breathless confession. Something calm and gentle after the storm you just unleashed, something that didn't need to be said yet it meant all the world that you did. As she smiled lips smeared in lipstick and cheeks stained with tears you knew you'd said and done the right thing.
Maybe guys were overrated anyways.
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