#please kill me 🥲

[southern-fried-simpin]

J Squad celebrating Dia De Los Muertos w/ s/o headcanons

A/N: Pretty much with Latina reader, but could also be just fem!reader. Ngl this is also purely self indulgent…what can I say I’m Tejana and proud of it ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

Warnings: Floofy, some slight nsfw, Jerome being Jerome

Jerome Valeska

Holy shit!!! There’s a part 2 to Halloween?!

It doesn’t matter how many times you explain that’s not what it is, it’s just forever going to be ✨Halloween part 2✨ to him 🥲

Ooh and there’s candy??? AND ITS IN THE SHAPE OF SKULLS???!!!

Hyped for it. Especially the part where you leave tributes to people you’ve lost

Because he gets to leave a nice little offering of bleach and a dead snake for his Mom ✌🏼🤡

Speaking of offerings: you have to constantly watch him to make sure that he’s not eating the ones for your family members 🥲

Don’t get him wrong! He absolutely respects your culture and would never do anything to hurt you (at least not on purpose), it’s just that he really really likes candy 🍭

And your cooking 🥘

Please show him how to paint his face, he thinks Calavera makeup is so cool…just don’t be surprised if it turns into some amalgamation of a skull and a clown 😅

Thinks you look hot with your outfit and makeup, expect lots of cheesy compliments in broken Spanish 🥲🥲🥲

He just walks into the room when you’re done getting ready, fuckin whistles and says something like “muY CalIeNte~”

Yeah don’t be surprised if that makeup and outfit is ruined by the end of the night because of him wink wink🥴🥴🥴

All in all it’s a fun night, and Jerome can’t wait until next year!

Jervis Tetch

A holiday to remember dead loved ones and partake in treats for both you and them? Oh he’s here for it.

Also knowing how Jervis has a penchant for grandiose things, you best believe the Ofrenda is absolutely beautiful.

Just don’t take it personally if he sets up a little space for Alice on it with some offerings of pastries and candies, he promises he only has eyes for you

He will insist on helping with the cooking, and will do his best to learn about the holiday and the customs surrounding it

Finally, the day comes and Dios Mio, you are floored!

The entire room is decorated with bright colors, marigolds, roses, and he has swapped his usual tea set for something more festive.

He’s also done some fuckin amazing calavera makeup and has a nice little suit and hat to match with your outfit

And boy lemme tell you, y’all look fine as hell together

And did I mention he’s hypnotized some guests to celebrate with you?

Because he did, after all you are his Alice, and you deserve a grand party with lots of guests regardless of the occasion!

Oh he’s having so much fun with you, he plans to go much bigger next year though!

Jonathan Crane

He’s so excited.

Jonny-boi, being a fan of all things spooky, already knows a bit about the holiday

You can count on this man to have everything you could want or need for a celebration

Ofrenda? Got it. Candles? Lit. Sugar skulls? Sugared. Hotel? Trivago.

But don’t expect everything to be bright and colorful, he isn’t Jerome or Jervis, he’s fear incarnate!

Oh but…you would like it to be bright and colorful?

Okay you’ve made him crumple to pieces because he can’t say no to you talked him into it…

But having him dress up with you may be difficult.

However, he is more than willing to help with everything else, and you better believe this man had his goons participate as well

“Remember, the altar is supposed to have seven tiers, no more, no less, and don’t put anything on it until she says so!”

While Jonathan can be very…brusque when it comes to things like his toxin and orders he gives to you and his followers, he takes care to be more gentle about this

He knows it’s painful to lose people you’re close to, and is very quiet and careful when you both put offerings on the Ofrenda

Speaking of which: he has a picture of his mom and dad together where they’re both smiling and happy on the altar. There’s some whiskey for his father, wine for his mom, and candies for both of them.

There’s a few tears but he will absolutely not say anything or acknowledge it, he knows this is about celebrating the lives of people you’ve lost, not mourning them and he refuses to ruin this for you.

So, he wipes his tears and the festivities begin!

Drinking, eating, being merry!

And what’s this? The fearsome scarecrow has decided to dress up after all?! And he’s matching with you??!!!

Jonathan isn’t someone who’s known to smile and visibly enjoy things, but he was definitely smiling and enjoying celebrating this with you ❤️

Is a bit sad to see it end but is looking forward to next year all the same 🥺❤️

[zeetuszuk1999]

🥲 Me every time when I go to bathroom breaks- 🥲

(And yes I drew me irl for no reason, and I always hold my bladder for a few hours-)

[pessimisticprincess]

sometimes you really just have to cry the whole time you get ready for work lmao

[kiingbiing]

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[abyssalreds]

gege needs to retire his character death note and hand it off to asagiri i swear 😭

[uncaught-coolfish]

rambling time but while I’m fine with emerald getting redeemed (it was gonna happen eventually) and thank fuck for ilia getting redeemed but if they redeem cinder and especially if they redeem salem herself I will throw a metal chair at

[omarfor-orchestra]

🙃

[marshmellowtea]

i like to think that actor has an affinity, even a preference for frillier clothing—shit covered in lace, ribbons, pearls, the whole shebang—but never really allowed himself to indulge much in it because he thought it was embarrassing but then y.n. catches wind that he enjoys that sort of thing and starts filling his wardrobe with fluffy skirts and ruffled lolita tops and fancy vintage nightgowns, etc etc until his closet is blindingly pastel and pretty and he finds it’s easier to accept that he likes this kinda thing when y.n. is actively encouraging him and trying to dress him up than when he was just trying to shop for these kinda things on his own :’)

[wyvernne]

ps i have a literal midterm this week but this is an affirmative that the pegging fic is still coming

[shinyeeveelynn]

Me shipping with E.ren, removing him and the gang so far from any canon context that I genuinely forget about main line 99.9% of the time:

CANON COMING BACK TO ANNIHILATE ME:

[23victoria]

Girl one shot pls pls pls 😭😭

editing it rn 🥰

[buddhistanchovies]

My ass really made up a whole song for a character to sing in my little fic that is about a boy seeing the spirit of angry teen bound to a weird necklace who happens to be a prodigy and a sociopath in the same breath. Or not breath- whatever

[rajaagaza]

🚨URGENT NEED🚨

Don't be afraid, my child!🥲

Hello, I am Rajaa from Gaza.

A mother of a child who has known nothing in his life except fear, hunger, deprivation, killing, and the sound of bombing.

He has no fault and doesn't realize what is happening. He wakes up terrified from sleep and doesn't understand what is happening around him. He cries from the sounds and doesn't understand why.

Every time I must not show my fear and laugh so that he doesn't startle. 🇵🇸❤️🍉

We must every time reassure him and convince him that this is a game that requires laughter, but he laughs out of fear and anticipation, as if he feels that what we are experiencing can't be a source of happiness and laughter.🍉🫂

The truth is that what We are experiencing something so horrific that it can't be described. We are unable to even express it. But the mind of my child will not comprehend all this cruelty and injustice.💔🩸

Son you have been deprived of safety, tranquility, health care, food, water, and even clothes.😟💔

And yet, I will remain by your side, my beloved, and I will not leave you. 🫂🍉

Don't be afraid, my child. This world contains everything and its opposite.

There are good people, my son, who always strive for good.

We will definitely find someone to help us survive all of this We will find someone to support us to rebuild our dreams and our lives.. Only then will you realize how full of satisfying and wonderful things life is.. which I will not stop telling you about until you live them..

Help me get my son to safety and see him grow up in a place suitable for living as he deserves. Join me to find a safe life and a better future for him Our children deserve a normal life like all children in the world

Thank you 🇵🇸🍉

[sunrizef1]

Water

Pairing: George Russell x Reader

Warnings: Cursing

Authors Note: a George win fic ur welcome

yn

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yn woman

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user1 oh my god she's so stunning I can't

user2 pretty pretty girl

user3 loml

user4 ahhh I love her

user5 my fav 🩵

sabrinacarpenter I'm in love with you

yn 😘

user6 she's so beautiful I can not

user7 🤩

user8 lmao George Russell in the likes 😭 like me too king ✊

user9 he's so real

user10 new music when

user11 MAKE ME SWEATTT

user12 MAKE ME HOTTERRRR

user13 prettyyyyy

user14 I think I love her

user15 lmao George Russells shooting for the stars here

tommyhilfiger ❤️💙

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user16 queen sh*t

user17 woman 🤩

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yn

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yn water

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user18 I 😭 love 😭 her 😭

user19 that color is so pretty on her

user20 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

user21 love of my life

user22 my wife and bae frfr

user24 summer vibessss🌅

user25 GAH DAYUM

user26 LMAO not Lewis also in the likes 😭

user27 lol George recruited him

user28 THEY NEVER HAD A PRETTY GIRL FROM JOBURG

sabrinacarpenter the prettiest 🤩

yn no u

user29 GIRL I LOVE YOU

lewishamilton 👋

yn 👋

user30 girl wtf is Lewis doing

user31 RIGHT like what 😭

user32 pretty pretty 😘

user33 I know George is absolutely fuming over the Lewis yn notice

user34 he's singing that should be me right now

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user34

now girl who tf is that

user35

NOT A MAN

PLEASE

user36

Girl… George Russell or nothing

user37

No one tell George

user38

Not my wife having a secret boyfriend???

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yn

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yn make me sweat

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user39 WHO TF IS THAT

user40 nah girl ur not slick

user41 she knows we can see him too right?

user42 JUMP SCARE

user43 not a man…😔

user44 can we talk about how pretty she is

user45 yeah, right? Every ones talking about the second slide but she looks so so good 😭

user46 😍

user47 if that's anyone but George Russell I'm gonna end it all

user48 girl that is not him

user47 and how tf do you know that

user49 wait who's that

user47 an f1 driver who's been in her likes for a while

user49 he's just been in her likes??? Girl that is not him 😭😭

user47 a girl can dream 😔

user50 so pretty 😍

user51 George Russell is screaming somewhere

user52 why are yall talking about a man who was just in her likes a lot??? If she was rumoured to be daring every man who likes all her posts she’d be dating like 200 guys 😭

user53 my favorite girl

sabrinacarpenter soft-launching our relationship??? 🤭

yn ofc bbg 🫶

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georgerusell63 🌅

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user54 GEORGE NO

user55 lmao, man saw yn got a man so he decided it was time to move on

user56 gotta respect it

user57 who is she 🥲

user58 HEY KING

user59 lock in Russell, you're on my fantasy f1 team this weekend

user60 its not a George Russell post if he's not shirtless

user61 😍😍😍

user62 he looks rly good

user63 and who the hell is that

user64 not my husband finding a gf, rude 😔✊

user65 YN QUEEN DONT LOOK

user66 lmao she liked. I think she's happy her post didn't kill him

user67 why does no one think that that might litteraly by yn in the post

user66 cuz… that's unrealistic

user67 girl why???

user66 they would 100% not vibe, that man says things like “holy moly!” unironically and she wrote “water” they are not the same 😭🙏

user68 just glad he's happy 😊🤞

user69 pls win this weekend George I love you so much and you're the only thing keeping my Mercedes fan mind together

user70 king George lol

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user71

QUEEN ARE YOU AT THE AUSTRIA GP???

user72

A Mercedes girl, so real

user73

Lmao George is gonna explode

user74

I need you and Lewis in a room together

My two favs 🥰

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

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user75

BOYFRIEND SPOTTED

user76

Hey queen…

Pls don't let lando win…🙏

I'll give you my first-born 😔✊

user77

Don't let the sprint race fool you Bbg

We can win trust me

This isn't who they are

We are so fast

Don't let this represent Mercedes in your mind

user78

Don't let qualifying fool you queen

we are not fast

Do not keep your hopes up

We are going to crash and burn

Hopefully not literally

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INSTAGRAM

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user79

IS THAT KING GEORGE

user80

HOLY MOLY

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📍Austria

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yn Geo!!! Im so so so proud of you, my love! I'm so grateful that I got to be there for your first win and just as thankful to see the second one. I see the work and the effort you put in week in and week out and I can not think of a person who deserves this more than you. You're so wonderful and perfect and there's no one I'd rather have spent the past two years with. One of the best experiences I've ever had was seeing the love of my life on the top step of the podium and I pray ill get to see it a lot more because I'll be by your side for every single one. I love you, congratulations baby ❤️

(p.s. He's my only muse 😘)

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user81 WOAHHHHHH

user82 GAH DAYUM HOLD ON A SECOND PLEASE

user83 holy shit

user84 2 years??? Be so fr

user85 you're kidding

user86 wait I love them

user87 lmao throw back to all of y'all saying they'd never date each other

user88 CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE

user89 AWWW I LOVE THEM

mercedesamgf1 we’re glad to have you queen 🫶

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user90 she calls him geo??? 😭🫶

user91 forget that, she called him baby 😭🫶

user92 wait, not my new favorite couple???

user93 QUEEN WAG

user94 girl, he's the wag

user95 TWO YEARSSSSSSS

lewishamilton 🫶🏽

yn 🫶🏽

user96 waitttttttt why are they so perfect

georgerussell63 thank you so much for being there, I love you ❤️

yn i love you too, I'm so proud of you ❤️

user97 WATER IS ABOUT GEORGE????

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@casperlikej @evie-119

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

that moment your paycheck was only $150 because they didn't take out your PTO for the time you missed work that pay period 🥲

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

Eight hours of maths at uni today 🙃