#please help me lmao

[thehobbutts]

My dad sent me the most blurry, fucked up photo of a rock he wants me to identify. I only have the pictures since I haven't seen it in person. Anyone wanna suggest what it might be? I'm leaning mica schist but that could be so so wrong.

Found in the American Northeast-- Maryland to be exact. I know we have lots of schist, considering the plate convergence that formed the Appalachians. Note the shiny flakes as well. I'll try and get better photos but my dad is a boomer with no camera skills.

[minsulies]

hi, i am in dire need of help. i’m really, really, trying to start a fantasy story but i feel like everything has been done. with this said, i really need a plot and i don’t know where to turn to. i have the characters and the world building done, i just don’t know what to do with it and i’m having an extremely hard time comming up with an objective, a goal.

help would be much appreciated! please dm me so we can talk if you’d like! thank you in advance <3

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

on today’s episode of “my sims are chaotic and must be stopped”: vampire eddie is trying to perform a ritual on vampire steve, vampire eddie literally farted on steve and then ran away, vampire steve was standing out in the sun and almost got cooked, vampire katie (catholic reader) was showing off her powers and impressed a dude who flirted with her, which made vampire eddie so mad he almost died of anger, and then vampire steve hooked up again with human steve’s ex wife.

all of this happened in a span of 20 minutes

[braindeadcharlotte]

so ok, your inbox and your notifs are suddenly all slurs and awful transphobic shit, and all you use online is tumblr uh what do u do

[valzean]

Yeah I…miss writing Wallace, as I always do; so someone should help me figure out a URL because uhhh I am slumping

[vvvitch]

i mean i am prostrating myself before god

[jackatt14]

the urge to not want to go to sleep despite having school and playing a song on repeat for the rest of the night

[hollisartsblog]

i love the idea of crossovering Mob with different spirits ✨️

[artist-rat]

some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

[orcgoth]

fucked up and didnt have my messages open. fixed now.

💀✨I'M HAVING CASH TROUBLE AGAIN✨💀 🎉SO HERE'S ANOTHER COMMISSION POST🎉

I AM NO LONGER HOMELESS. BUT I'M GETTING FUCKED OVER BY THE GOVERNMENT AND HAVE UNTIL THE 1ST TO MAKE £300 TOWARDS RENT

SO REMINDER THAT MY COMMS ARE OPEN.

SO OPEN. SLUTTILY OPEN. THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OPEN. SO OPEN THAT THEY'RE GONNA GET DONE FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY!

I HAVE A KOFI.

YOU CAN ORDER COMMS OFF ME THERE, OR YOU CAN MESSAGE ME HERE IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES MORE DISCUSSION. YOU COULD ALSO BE VERY LOVELY AND JUST BUY ME A KOFI<3

Ok I'm done yelling, here's my comms sheet, please share, love you and take care🖤🖤🖤

[ephemeral-darkness]

Currently coming up with a DnD homebrew and skipping all of my responsibilities. But also wanting to die because this shit is hard.

For those who actually care: Its based on the events of a book/world I wrote when I was about 13 so a LOT has to change from its original. My boyfriend keeps excitedly referring to it as "the steampunk vampire one" and that is a pretty succinct way of talking about it lmao.

I might post the session 0/script on here, who knows? I might even rewrite the book, the possibilities are endless with ADHD and an inflated sense of self-competency.

[corvus-divum]

Doodles of @keferon 's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU 'cause it's been eating my brain and I wanted to draw angst that I had planned to write but ended up drawing fluff and just doodles of them hanging out

[ DOODLE ART COMMISSIONS: OPEN ]

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[altschmerzes]

if the only time you bring up A Secret Third Thing is when someone has suggested generally celebrating or uplifting platonic/queerplatonic fictional relationships in spaces that ordinarily obsess about romantic ones to the exclusion of all else perhaps consider why you’re doing that and also stop.

[tiredsmashbros]

im cooking ya'll i'm cooking oh my god my back hurts UIHJOK

fanart of @maxxii11's ADORABLE ASS SMG34 PIECE BC OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT /SRS.

anywho i hope u enjoy this max just as much as i do xD 💛

[rebouks]

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Alex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [wheeeeeeze] Byrd: Woah, lady-.. I know karate! Wren: No, you don’t. Byrd: [whispers] She doesn’t need to know that. Wren: It’s Alex, dipshit. Byrd: Ohhh-.. wait, really? Wren: Sure looks like her.

Alex: Oh my god, I found you-.. and I followed your CAT! I missed you so much!! I hope you’re not mad at me-.. I’m so SO sorry for not writing! I thought I was being organised by printing some labels out to save time, y’know? But then I forgot them at home when we went to my uncles and dad said we’d only be gone for a month, so I figured it wasn’t a huge deal, but then we stayed for what felt like it’d be FOREVER and I couldn’t for the life of me remember your address which is ridiculous ‘cause I SHOULD’VE had it memorised by now and I felt so awful as the months passed. I tried to remember it a couple times but you never wrote back so I figured I obviously got it wrong-.. then I tried finding your house on a stupid online map but the internet was crappy at best and the Bay is WAY bigger than I thought it’d be and I’ve never really seen your house in full view from the street either so, like.. I barely knew what I was looking for, and what if that camera car didn’t even map your house, y’know?!

Ava: That was.. a lot. Alex: Sorry-.. you’re not mad, are you? [Robin shook his head and took a breath, but nothing came out] Wren: Oop. Byrd: Yeah, I think he broke. Ava: Ooh, do you know sign language? Alex: No-.. I totally should’ve learnt! I guess I didn’t know I’d be coming here though… Byrd: I can teach you! Well, some, I’m still learning, but Robin knows a bunch. Ava: He’s not mad, by the way. He was just worried. [Robin shot his younger siblings a look, fruitlessly warning them not to embarrass him] Byrd: I’m sure he’d say hi, if he could. Wren: I bet he’d say you look pretty too. Byrd: He’s been extra mopey without your letters-.. or maybe that’s just what puberty does. Ava: He has to wear deodorant now, otherwise he STINKS! Wren: You should stay for supper, dad’s baking something.. again. Alex: Ough.. I was supposed to be home ages ago, dad’ll kill me.. wait, what school do you go to?! Byrd: Bay C-… Wren: Not us-.. he goes to Copperdale. Alex: Ohh, yay! I promised dad I’d finally unpack tomorrow but the day after that is Monday, right? Wren: Well done. Alex: Okay-.. ahhhh! SEE YOU AT SCHOOL!!

…

[Robin deflated as soon as Alex liberated him from another bear hug and sped off, releasing a breath he’d kept tucked beneath his ribs for an uncomfortably lengthy amount of time] Robin: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Robin: Why-.. why am I like this? Wren: You’ll spew something out eventually. Oscar: Alright losers, pie’s-.. what’s up with him? Robin: I’m fucking BROKEN. Wren: I mean.. you’re a little fucked, but still good! Oscar: Quit it with the swearing-.. what happened? Wren: Alex showed up n’ he broke. Robin: I didn’t even get to say hi or ask why she’s here, or for how long-.. and you just had to be embarrassing! Oscar: What’d she say? Robin: She said Alex was pretty on my behalf and I’ve never said that and she’s a DICK! Oscar: That’s tame-.. for Wren. Robin: I hate you all right now. Wren: Not as much as you hate yourself. Oscar: Hey, too much! Robin, c’mon-… Robin: SHUT UP! Oscar: Right, you’re on dish duty. Wren: Seriously?! Oscar: You reap what you sow, honey.