#please feel free to have your headcanons thats not whats annoying me

[unfamiliaris]

I just think that sometimes there is nuance to an opinion and believing one thing to be true does not necessitate a belief or disbelief in something else nor does any of this belief make either opinion true to canon

[beelsbignaturals]

🦂DEMON FORMS: ASMODEUS 💄

AN: Unfortunately, the concept of hypnosis is a major theme for my OCD so I can't really write him as creepy as I want to. Alas, I tried. Fucked up Asmo supremacy. also I was tryna keep this sfw in terms of *spicy* content bc thats for a different post hehehe. As always, feel free to check out my obey me world building tag for more demon headcanons and since con is over I can work on requests!

Inspiration for this part: literally everyone who has ever drawn Asmo with a scorpion tail like he DESERVES also @noecoded bc they have the BEST Asmo art ever. Also @princessasmosprincess has been such a major help in writing this! ily Michi 😘 thank u for letting me pick ur brain bby

TWs: Bugs (scorpions), mind manipulation, alcohol (part 4), vauge reference to nsfw stuff (part 3), demons being demons, body horror? Maybe?

● Level 1.5. you know, in the Percy Jackson books, how Aphrodite appears as whatever you think is most beautiful? Asmo is kinda like that. Not fully, but if you are more attracted to say, dark hair, he will have darker hair. (Cute note: if you fall in love with him for realsies, this stops happening, and you just see. Him.) Like Belphie, he is alot more… mental with how he freaks people out. Even without hypnotism, if he asks you to do something, you feel like you want to agree. Only Asmo can make you think taking out the garbage when it's his turn is YOUR idea. He glows under blacklights because… scorpion. His teeth look normal from a distance, but up close, you can see how sharp they are. His eyes shift through every possible color, changing each time he blinks. His pupils are heart shaped. He gets cold really easily and will make it everyone's problem.

"MC! I'm going to freeze to death, please, save me!" The overly dramatic Avatar of Lust drapes himself across your lap, intent of using you as a personal space heater. Nights in the Devildom just get so cold! His poor, beautiful heart can't handle the subzero temperatures! And of course the last argument between Levi and Mammon managed to complete destroy the heating system. So it's your solemn duty as Asmo's favorite human (don't tell Solomon) to keep him warm!

● Level 2. His nails get longer and sharper, and even when talking, it sounds like he's singing. If he actually starts singing, you will find yourself dancing or lulled into a false sense of security depending on the song. He actually caused the dancing plague this way! He is capable of using his carapace as a sort of natural corset, controlling each segment to give himself the desired silhouette. Somehow, Asmo is wonderful at knowing exactly what you desire. Not just in a sexual way, he can figure out your ambitions after one conversation. If he decides to talk to you, everything else will kind of...fade away. How can you focus on anything when his eyes fade from pink to purple to blue... What were you talking about again?

Asmo thought the house was empty, that it was safe for him to sing without consequence. Unfortunately, you came home early, which led to the awkward incident where you began dancing the moment you walked inside. At first, you thought you were hit by some curse, screaming in surprise as your body moves on its own. Hearing your shrieks, Asmo rushes downstairs, fussing over you. Luckily, you weren't under his spell long, so when he stopped singing, you stopped dancing. He was very apologetic after that.

● Level 3. He grows several extra limbs on his sides. They are small little insect legs that are basically useless. He likes to annoy his brothers by tickling them with his weird lil bug arms. But otherwise, Asmo is EXTREMELY self conscious about them because bugs aren't stereotypically cute. He can keep his wings bc they are cute. BUT HE ALSO HAS A SCORPION TAIL. The stinger is heart-shaped. It's adorable. It also has venom capable of making you so horny you die! Which is... slightly less adorable.

It was quite the sight, seeing Asmo, shirtless with several small arachnid limbs, covered in a hard exoskeleton as he chases Satan around the house, claiming he needs to be less grumpy. Satan threw a pillow at his brother, causing you to laugh. Bad move. Now Asmo has locked his eyes on his next target. You.

● Level 4. You know how so many Greek monsters are giant creatures with the face of a beautiful woman? That's Asmo. He has the body of a scorpion-if a scorpion was the size of a horse - and face so gorgeous, you might cry or go blind. He sings so sweetly to lure in prey. Basically, he's a siren-scorpion monster from hell! He usually won't take this form because, honestly, he thinks it's ugly. So for the most part you are only going to see a scorpion with Asmo's face scuttling around if he is feeling particularly emotional. Like when he gets a little bit too tipsy and his insecurities plague his mind.

It was rare Asmo would get properly drunk. At least the type of drunk where he is miserable. Usually it's a very... drunk girl in the club bathroom who just LOOOVES your shoes and wants to know who did your eyelash extensions 🥺 sort of energy. So hearing straight up wailing from his room after a long night at the Fall was...unexpected. What was even more surprising, was what you found when you opened his door to try and comfort the demon. A large scorpion with the head of the Avatar of Lust, standing in front of a broken mirror with mascara streaming down his face. You only hesitate a moment before making your presence known. Asmo starts to cry more, sobbing about how terrible he feels having you see him like this. In the form that he considers the definition of ugly. You are quick to reassure him, naming each thing you find beautiful about his more demonic looking self. Like the way his armored body catches the light, reflecting rainbows across each segment. Or how his stinger is heart shaped. Or the fact that even without proper hands, his hair and makeup is still flawless. Aside from minor damage due to his tears. Soon enough, you have a giant scorpion sleeping on your lap like an overgrown cat. You decide not to mention it in the morning.

[tr4gictea]

HEYYYY HERES YOUR FAV NON-ANNON ~

headcanons for genius child/teen reader (around 8 to 16) who would be master at stuff that only people with a phd would start doing (more specifically maths if you don't mind)

Like people at the academia would tremble in fear of this child

You'd have higher-up at the academia begging the child/teen to consider joining the academia when they are the legal age to do so and the child/teen's like "nah" with the most deadpan face ever

They would gang up with al haitham to subtly make fun of paimon, bonding time <3

THEM CORRECTING A CALCULATION ERROR THAT AL HAITHAM HAD MADE LFBGKSKD

Casualy finds solution to problem that the leader of certain nations struggle with ( taxes, mediacl stuff, trade,...)

I just think thats so cute `(>///▂///<)´ <3

❥Masterlist

Tags: teen!reader, platonic, tw: Dottore

A/n: HELLO! I’M BACK! There are definitely spelling mistakes in here, please let me know how i can improve pls. Love u all <3

“(y/n), please at least consider what we’re offering you right now,” One of the scribes of the academia said as you sat across from him sipping a cup of tea in your hand. “You will be getting a full ride scholarship, along with a dorm, and a secured job in the acidemia. Most people would trade their life for this offer.”

Uninterested in his offer you set down your tea, “Yes, but I’m not ‘other people’,”You stood up and the scribe swiftly followed you as you ushered him to the door ”and my answer will be the same as always, no thank you.” You said as you closed the door behind him you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. 

“Archons, they're annoying,” You said under your breath, closing your eyes you let your neck fall. You didn’t know why you never accepted the invitation of a lifetime but the acidemia never felt like a place you belonged. All the students there are from the city while you were from the desert which made you feel lesser than the kids at the city. 

When you reopened your eyes you found a letter at your feet with the acidemia mark stamped on it. The guy must have slid the letter under the door. You thought while ripping it open. Sometimes in the letter the left small gifts like chocolate 

Dear (Y/n), 

We formally invite you to the celebration of the Academia’s senior students graduating, blah blah blah, we are so proud of them, blah blah blah, dinner will be provided, blah blah-! WAIT, FREE FOOD?! 

“MOM!”

“Yes?” 

“Can I go to an Academia banquet,” 

She peaked her head out of the kitchen with a questioning look on her face. “Have you finally said yes to the scholarship?”

“Uh, no, they're offering free food.” You said handing her the invitation.

She took it from your hand and scanned over the letter. She let out a hum “Well, alright then,” 

“Thanks Mom!” 

Time Skip :D 

When you arrived at the Academia you were greeted by a sage who showed you around the banquet and introduced you to graduating students. The sage told you about the benefits of coming to the school when he was interrupted by a woman with green eyes. Her outfit was similar to the other academia uniforms but looked altered. 

“Hello (blank), who’s this sweety?” She said as she put her hands on her thighs and bent her knees so she was eye to eye with you. 

“I’m (Y/n),” You said as you raised your hand.

“They are-,” The sage said but got cut off by the woman

She leaned back up and shook your hand “I know who you are, you're the kid that the Academia begging for you to join,” you nodded your head. “Well it’s wonderful to meet you, I’m Lisa. (blank) do you mind if me and (y/n) walk around for a bit?” 

“Actually, no-” He was cut off again by Lisa

ee

“We’ll be back in an hour or two,” Lisa said as she placed a hand on your shoulder and pulled you away from the Sage. 

You didn't really mind being taken away Lisa, the sage was boring you so much you felt like falling asleep. Although Lisa seem different from the rest of the folks in the academia.  

You guys walked in silence for a bit until you decided to strike up a conversation. “So you’ve heard of me before?” 

She let out a soft giggle, “Hehe, yes I have kept in contact with some of my old colleagues of mine and they told me about the amount of trouble they are having getting some genius teen from Aaru Village to join the Academia.” 

“Really, I’m that famous?”

“I wouldn’t say famous, more that your name is tossed around in passing conversation.” You hummed in response. “But I do wonder what reason you would turn down the Academia?”

“There is nothing that the Academia will teach me that I already know, the most I could get out of it is a certificate, handshake, and four wasted years.” You started counting off the reasons on your fingers. “And I find a desk job boring, I want to live an exciting life.”

“Hm, well that’s as good a reason as any,” You two continued to talk while walking around, you found her conversations more interesting than those in the academia. Lisa later told you she was the greatest graduate from the Academia but worked as a librarian in Monstat. 

“Sigh, sadly the night has come to an end.” Lisa said. “Though I have enjoyed this talk, I hope to see you in the future little adventurer,” and then she winked at you and waved goodbye. 

Huh, strange lady. 

A week or two later…

You were walking around the academia looking for books on old Khaenri’ah tech, which you later found out all Khanrian text was banned from the main library, key word: main library. The books may be on the shelves of the restricted section rotting away. 

The reason you were looking for these types of books was because those books may had information on what they used to power the giant ruin guard. You may have thought that the giant ruin guard would use the same power device just bigger but you had looked inside the main frame where energy was being pushed to and instead of a chaos device you found a crystal gem that was not native to any gems in other nations. Which is interesting considering the- WAIT OFF TOPIC (Y/N). 

Archons, even in your head you can still go on and on about a topic. Anyways, back to the task on hand. 

After sneaking into the restricted section you searched and searched for at least 1 book on Khaenri’ah but you soon left the library empty handed. While you were wallowing in defeat you didn’t notice a tall sage with his nose in a book walking toward you. 

BUMP

“What the hell man, watch where you’re going!” You said pushing yourself from the ground. Surprisingly the man didn’t fall down and was just looking down on you while you were grabbing papers he dropped on the ground and took a quick glance at the paper. It labeled different plants and their properties for medicine, and you could find a bunch of mistakes from similar looking plants having the opposite names, the math was wrong on the dosage amount, and you guessed that the other papers were similar to this one paper.

“This is all wrong,”

“What?”

“It’s all wrong the dosage amount on the headache medicine would cause spasms to the person if taken all at once. You need to water it down. And the names of cedar and birch tree leaves are mixed up.”

He snatches the page from you and to his surprise you were right, he should have check the paper with Tighnari. He couldn’t believe he was getting corrected by some 14 or 15 year old kid. He may not have shown it but this hurt his ego.

Bonus!

While you were searching in the restricted library you heard the sound of shuffling books which were not coming from you. 

“Mm, ‘we have books about everything’. “ The person said in a mocking voice. “We have everything my ass.” 

Peaking your head around the corner you see a scruffy looking man with fluffy blue hair and red eyes. He had a mask covering his entire face but his eyes and left side of his lips. Suddenly his head snapped toward you. 

“You.” He pointed his finger towards you. You turned around to see if he was talking to someone else. But when you saw none you gave him a confused look and pointed towards yourself.

“Me?”

“Y-YES YOU, come here,” 

You didn’t trust this guy one bit. He looked like he smoked several naka weed cigs before he came here. But you still approached him slowly and when you were close enough he grabbed you harshly by the shoulder and pulled you two together.

“What’s your name?”

“Uh, (Y/n),”

“Good, good,” he said while slightly giggling “Now, tell me, do you see any old traditional rituals?”

“Uh,” You scanned across the bookshelf but didn’t find anything on rituals. ”No, I don’t.”

The red eyed man began to let out a loud cackle “heheh… Heheehe… HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH, THE BOOKS ARE GONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

‘You know what I think that's enough research for today…’ You slowly backed out of the aisle and made your way to the door. All the while the man's laughter never stopped.

[relentless-endurance]

Hello, I love to encourage violence, please any of the following Choose Violence ask game questions you feel up to answering: 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 16, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, and 25!

'Isn't that basically all of them?' Yes! yes, it is. If there are any I didn't list that you wanted to answer, feel free to answer those too. I love drama, give me the chisme, peel it and feed it to me like squapes.

LIKE SQUAPES. fun fact: i have a squapes keychain on my lanyard. (alongside shoebill, Crow destiny 2 and (redacted) from Pandaemonium)

I will do xiv because. because.

answers them all because i have the day off, why not

the character everyone gets wrong

thats tough bc every character has those ppl that get them utterly wrong; I have particular beef though with the "emet was right and hydaelyn was evil" crowd because it just. it glosses over everything Emet did and acts like what Hydaelyn had to do was the worstest ever amen how dare she, when its like. Both of these characters did what they thought was necessary, but there is a gulf of difference between "I would let billions die to bring my world back" and "I sundered the star to avert a far worse disaster"

because i think people fail to realize. they were just going to keep sacrificing to Zodiark lol. (ALSO THERES ENDWALKER SPOILER STUFF as to why I will die on the hill defending my crystal mom)

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

see last ask! that was a dm a person sent me lmao. at least??? they warned me???

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

this is going to be hilarious coming from me but i'm not much a fan of most zenoswol or emetwol shippers (in spite of enjoying the former) because the discourse surrounding it all is fucking. INSANE. and there are just ways they mischaracterize both characters that drive me fucking BONKERS. So I stay in my brainworm corner with select people and I keep emet selch as a bitter ex because its honestly a lot funnier

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

Amon/Fandaniel. Specifically the clown wearing Asahi's skinsuit and the guy from crystal tower. there is just. a vibe. about it. that i do not fucking like how the fans engage with it. i can't explain it concretely it just fucking bothers me.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

sorrows of werlyt is not gaius' redemption it is him suffering consequences of his actions. if its anything close to redemption atonement is probably a better word for it and also the wol still fuckin hates his guts you can see the faces in the cutscenes. he calls u a fried when at best ur coworkers for that.

also i'm a stormblood enjoyer till i fuckin die. this is not a discussion i had fun thats it that the message

9. worst part of canon

the fact that ARR didn't lean more into the fact that you were the WoL from 1.0, ARR's writing in general.

also in general there is more bits in the msq where i wish we could uh. bite back a little harder instead of just being a silent protagonist.

10. worst part of fanon

oh god. theres a lot. probably the uwu soft imperialism that people get up to with certain ships (esp bc certain characters canonically and categorically do NOT give a fuck about politics at all)

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Aside from the obvious female characters I will defend until i fucking die (Lyse, Minfilia, ETC.).... Maxima! I just think he's neat. like was actually being genuine as a Populares, and saw that shit was fucked and noped out. also here, have this screen shot where my crimes gave him thot boots:

13. worst blorboficiation

answered in last ask! theres 1 ur about to meet and 1 thats pandemonium relevant but yeah. bluuuuuhhhhh your milage may very

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Huh. I'm actually not super sure here besides things I've already bitched about. WAIT.

I fucking HATE when ppl have their wol who did not let go of heavensward trauma. like in that their wol didn't develop past it. especially if they're dark knights because. WHAT WAS THE POINT?

everyone handles grief differently ofc and its not a linear thing ever, but its so ?????????? to me that its like "my wol hasn't changed or let go or processed this at all".

what is the point if your character is never going to change or be affected? especially getting to shadowbringers??? thats all about grief and having a primo example of what NOT PROCESSING YOUR GRIEF does to you and can push you to?

like i'm not saying they shouldn't be affected at all, considering how much Haurchefant haunts you in the MSQ but like come on now. you've gotta move in some kind of direction.

(also smaller and pettier pet peeve: super 2edgy4me Azems. it feels so against what Azem was man, idk.)

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

my taste is flawless and impeccable and perfect. zenoswol may be the closest thing to an answer but like nah, its fucking funny.

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

most of early ARR before waking sands

there is a bit after the first endwalker trial that i've sort of speedran on my subsequent runs, its not BAD, but it is a little jarring tonally the first time. i mildly appreciate it in hindsight because AFTER that endwalker cuts the brakes and is a semi rolling the down the hill at top speed emotionally, but it still like. please let me move on.

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

alexander raids. mid as fuck honestly.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

oagh unfortunately i am a girlie who enjoys all the popular things in canon. The best answer is probably the Four Lords trial series. Its one of my favorites but people don't seem to talk about it much

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

I actually don't have a ship that fits this. I only like like 2 of the canon/canon ships and i've always been a fan of most of the wolships that float around

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

Emet Selch. I love grandpa war crimes, he's one of my favorite characters and favorite villains ever, i have literal merch of him, but holy shit he is the reason for so much twitter discourse. which is kind of funny and on brand but also jesus christ can people please just relax and learn to mute/block people and tags aaaa

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

i don't know if this common or i just saw it a lot given my twitter algorithm but people have so. much. beef. with people who Persephone Azems. for some reason.

the reason is apparently they're most insufferable kind of straight girl shipper/emet selch fan but like aside from an occasional encounter on a wolqotd post, the two people i know/know of who actually have an Azem named Persephone are.

an mlm whose noriety comes from... being one of the biggest G'rahawol content creators/shippers

one of my lesbian friends who chose it for not shipping related reasons

and most of the time their highest crime is. an Azem named Persephone. that ships Azemet. like any genuine complaints there might be are like. not unique to this VERY NICHE SUBSET OF FANS but apparently they're sooooo common and soooo annoying.

like maybe just block and move on bc some of the complaining i see borders on being genuinely misogynistic like. its fandom pixels. RELAX.

[sketchguk]

Hi this is prev anon! Thanks for answering 💜💜 Soonyoung not having anything serious to be annoyed with mc is so endearing ..... Everything that upsets him is just endearing or petty or because he cares about her . :(((((((((

I love the scrunchies around his wrist omg 😭 why is he so in love 😭 he just keeps it as a reminder of her !!!!! He really adores her so much ahhh these two are my OTP !!!!

About the request, it doesn't have to be a fleshed out drabble or anything, although i do miss your writing so much and it would be so great to read some dialogue between my two favorites. I'll be happy with headcanons like you've been doing too ! Whatever you feel like ! even if you don't wanna write it it's fine, because I know what they fight about and stuff! I was thinking about something really serious, or something that starts out small and ends up in a serious argument, because even the best couples have arguments and fights and that just helps them get stronger in their relationship! It would be so refreshing and different to see how that get through a major argument!! Becouse soonyoung is so open , and mc not so much, so that might be an issue when fighting right?!?!

In the end , I'm happy with whatever you choose! Thanks for listening to me 😻💜

hey hey I reread your answer and realized there is much more i want to say uoyipuouop sorry for the spam! what you said about the cold hand things .... i cannot deal with how adorable they are ahhh !!!!! I want to protect these two so much LOLL soonyoung immediately reaching for her hands please thats is SO CUTE !!!! And about mc spreading herself too thin .. that makes sense !! Soonyoung just wants her to let go a little bit. But it could be reverse too! Maybe soonyoung takes lots of stress about being the best at quidditch , just like how he is stressed to perform the best as performance leader! and he can be scary too the members say right??? so maybe he gets snappy and annoyed when he's in the zone, and if mc tries to joke around at that time, he may react badly .... Then one more thing i thought of was , you mentioned soonyooung is insecure before. especially since there was so much push and pull form mc before! If the smallest thing happens , he might need reassurance from mc! but he may not say it out loud , and that an lead to misunderstandings too. Like you said , maybe she brings up mingyu in passing and he would react way too serioulsy ... or she may say no to hanging out with him and his friends a couple times , and he would get worried thinking HOW she can stay away like that? if she liked him she wouldnt spend time apart right???? this goes with what you about soonyoung being more clingy and mc wanting more space ! ahhh okay i think this is all i wanted to say! ehhheee sorry for spamming again !

When you're in love, you're in love !!! What more can I say?!! We all need someone who can adore us the way gryffindor soonyoung adores ravenclaw mc 😔 I love them dearly, and they just live rent free in my head !!! Unfair !!

Ehehe I'll see what I can come up with for the argument (hopefully this weekend!!). I definitely would love to see them interact considering I've been talking about this universe for over a year, and nothing has really rcome to fruition (in terms of a drabble or even a smidgen of a chapter - oops)

Girlies with cold hands 🤝 (And me who refuses to wear gloves because it's an inconvenience T_T). Soonyoung is literally the embodiment of the guy I want :-( I'm projecting everything onto his character because I will never craft a slowburn fic that is as extensive as this universe lol. If I can't find or believe in true love irl, I'll just have to make my own otp 😭

Omg yes yes Soonyoung is definitely hard on himself when it comes to quidditch because he's their star player. Everyone looks up to him, so exceeding their expectations puts a huge burden on him. That's exactly how he is irl !!

DID YOU WATCH THE SUCHWITA EPISODE?? He told yoongi that the tannies always put on such grand performances, and he felt as though he had to push himself just so he could be as good as his idols :-( He's a perfectionist for sure, and he would definitely be the type to overwork himself

If he snapped at mc during a stressful time, she would distance herself and reflect a lot !!! She would have been super pouty because Soonyoung was being unreasonable !!! Why did he have to be so mean? :-( Surely, his words weren't cruel because that's not the kind of guy Soonyoung is. His tone sounded aggravated, and it was unusual because it's very rare that he does that. Besides, it doesn't feel nice when you can sense someone is annoyed with you, right? So mc ends up a little hurt over this

But she still gave him the space he needed. After a day or two, she probably notices that something's missing in her life. She's not used to it being so quiet !! And she doesn't like it !!! She finds herself looking at his empty desk during class or the empty space across her from her at the lunch table

Soonyoung will eventually apologize of course, and he would feel great remorse. He didn't mean to snap at her. She'll give him a piece of her mind because she's never been one to shy away from that. But next time, Soonyoung will think twice before acting the way he did!!

Ahh yeah I did mention that Soonyoung gets insecure because of how their friendship even began!! Besides, unrequited love is a BITCH !!! It really messes with your self esteem for a while. Soonyoung is certainly an overthinker because he has so much time to himself aha. It's the way he lives his life. He's not necessarily concerned with school or his career. It's just him, his closest friends, and the girl of his dreams. (Oh and of course quidditch because Soonyoung is the definition of himbo <3)

He needs a ton of reassurance from mc!!! But at the same time, he doesn't want to seem like the pathetic guy who constantly needs comfort (that sounds harsh, sorry). He wants to present himself as the confident guy that he is. So, Soonyoung would tend to keep quiet, or at least he won't verbalize his insecurities much. You can definitely see the hurt in his demeanor, especially the pout on his lips. His words always sound like he's second guessing himself, and he's hesitant with what he wants to say. But mc is the fiery type, so she has to coax him for a bit

I think their relationship would have been rocky in the beginning because mc isn't the most vocal about her feelings, and she doesn't reassure him that she loves him often. It's typically shown through her actions, but Soonyoung would still really appreciate the verbal validation. So it takes a bit of talking and a bit of practice before they can build it up to a healthier relationship

Of course that's all okay because couples do fight ! And each party will always have their insecurities ! It takes communication to make sure everyone is at the same level. Plus, since they've only ever been friends, they have to learn how to be lovers as well. It's not a quick or easy process. There are always bumps in the road when it comes to these two, but what's important is that they will continue to fight for their relationship at the end of the day

[hopeluna-archived]

Obey Me! Brothers reacting to you slapping their ass

Obey Me! Brothers x GN!reader

Genre: crack basically and fluff

Warnings: a bit suggestive

A/N: Well this is it people, my first headcanon. Feel free to tell me if its shit cause idk I think it is. And if by a miracle you happen to like it, let me know if you want one with the side characters and requests are open so tell me if you wanna see something else.

The side characters edition

M.list

Lucifer

do you wish to die?

Shocked at first

But will quickly get over it and give you that fucking smirk

"MC, you're feeling rather brave today aren't you?"

Yeah good luck getting outta this one

Will make some comment on how he should punish you for such behaviour

Uno reverse card bitch, now you're flustered

Will give the bedroom eyes....yk the one

Lets just say, you didn't get much sleep that night and were in need of a wheelchair

Mammon

Shocked pikachu face

Mammon.exe has stopped working. Please hold him he's about to die

Acts all annoyed

"Oi human! What do ya think you're doing huh?!"

He said calmly and not blushing like a tomato

Totally loved it btw

Will convince you to do it infront of his brothers

Their faces are priceless

Haha get it? price cause Mammon.....anyways

Leviathan

Will literally screech like a damn banshee

Gets a nosebleed. Help the poor guy please

"W-what was t-that?!"

Levi its called having some fun with your partner

He doesn't get it

WILL NOT come out of his room for as long as he can

Congrats you broke the guy

Satan

Amused af

Makes some witty comment that I can't think of right now

Similarly to Lucifer

Don't tell him I said that

He also chuckles and gives you the bedroom eyes

You were just wanting to see his reaction

Next thing you know, you're not walking for days

Asmodeus

Horny giggle

"Oh MC you're so cute!♥︎"

Slaps your ass

Isn't even phased by your stunt

Starts flirting with you

Uno reverse card 2.0 bitch

Now you're flustered

And he leads you to his room shamelessly

And again you need a wheelchair

Beelzebub

Goes like this 😐🙂😄

You would think it didn't affect him if it weren't for the obvious blush

Genuinely confused and asks you why you did it

After you tell him you just wanted to see his reaction and have fun

He gives the most wholesome smile

He's happy that your happy so do it again if you want

He don't mind

Belphegor

He's asleep

Thats it. The end

Jk

If you manage to do it while he's awake he'll go from surprised to being a little shit at the speed of light

Smug smirks and constant teasing comments

But don't let that fool you, cause he got light blush spreading across his cheeks

This menance

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Comments and reblogs are appreciated!! Do not repost or claim as yours though, its not cool.

[may-nr1rooftoptriodefender]

Heyoo, saw that you had your requests open and thought I'd give them a try!

If you can, can you please write headcanons for Aizawa from mha having a twin sister thats older than him. How do you think they acted jn high-school? To me the prolly fighted a lot. And HATED being in school projects together.

What about you, what do you think?

(If this is too much, feel free to ignore!)

Sorry that it took some time to respond, but I had a lot going on these last weeks but I’d love to make headcanons for that!

I’m so happy that’s my first request :D

I think here aren’t any warnings so yeah

masterlist

soo… let’s get started!

okay so I could imagine them fighting since they were little..

especially if his twin is louder and way more cheerful than him

like yk…. complete opposites

and that annoys them … a lot

aizawa wishes his twin could be a bit more quiet and his dear sister wants him to go out of his introvert shell

they both took the entrance exam in separate areas

they both hoped to have a higher score than the other-

but aizawa scored less with 1 point

100% ego boost for his sister

(she is 3 minutes older so she really likes when she’s better than her brother)

they hoped to get in separate classes but whoops they landed both in class 1-A

…a sad day for them

they both decided to not stick around each other and have different friend groups and such (they also didn’t want to mention that they’re related)

but the others figured out fast (they look similar and have the same last name like common)

since aizawa is an introvert, his sister is rather surprised that he found friends, especially with such cheerful people

she herself made also a good amount of friends

which is no surprise to her brother

it’s annoying when her friends are hanging out at their house

it’s also annoying that when his two best friends are there, she also hangs out with them

they’re classmates after all, so of course they know each other and get along

aizawa prays that she doesn’t start dating one of them

same goes with the friends of his sister

but she’s the only girl he’s talking to so no worries

like said earlier, they’re avoiding each other in school but sometimes they have to interact with each other

like school projects (which they both hate)

or sparring (which they like because they can see who’s stronger)

and the walk from and to school

sometimes they get along

the aizawas help each other when the other one is struggling with something

but most of the time they’re fighting over stupid things and are swearing at each other

it’s funny to watch them interact

aizawas nickname is emo cat lover boy

his sister gets the ‘annoying sister’

(the female aizawa is more talented with names…)

would she ever get a boyfriend, aizawa has his protective brother mode on

no one is ever good enough for his sister

and if he would ever get a girlfriend, his sister would only embarrass him to no end

even if they hate each other sometimes, they’re always supporting each other

they’d listen to each others problems.

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okay that’s all I have for today. I hope I reached your expectations!

Requests are open and I have the rules pinned on my acc.

song for today- starboy by the weeknd

[captainsaltypear]

Your invincible polycule headcanons-

HAND EM OVER >:)

Oh Goodness. What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOUVE ALLOWED ME UNLEASH?

Here it GOEEEEESSSSSSS

Gunther like, not realising that he's falling for his friends is the funniest thing to me like

Gunther isn't the type to get into relationship, he says he already has a commitment to his bombs, and that he loves his guns more than anything else

Well. That's until he got to know his crewmates better.

Celci's fiesty attitude is what got his attention, the way she spoke confidently and always seem to be on task really caught his attention

But she's way too uptight for his liking...thats what he tells himself

So why does he get weirdly defensive when people ask him to head into cryo to ask for help from Celci? He's not scared of her, or anything. Definitely not. Maybe. Okay maybe SLIGHTLY intimidated, perhaps.

Whenever the ship is under attack, after checking that his ADS crew is safe, he heads straight to cryo just to make sure that Celci's safe.

Uh...he means...Well, because Cryo is right next to ADS and he's just making a full run through the ship to make sure everyone is fine.

"I'm just...here to make sure everyone in cryo is safe." "But you only know Celci." "Of course not! I know everyone's name, yours too, buddy. Isn't that right, Tiffany?" "My name is John."

NOT ONLY THAT

Gunther gets defensive over people making fun of Celci and Burt without realising it, but like, in this type of scenario:

Gunther: Pfft, Celci is such a rule-abiding person, always tryna please the Capt. Damn compliant. What a nerd.

Some other crew: Yeah and she's so sacrilegious and she always thinks she's the best. So annoying. What a b-

Gunther, cocking a gun: I'm sorry, bud, could you finish that sentence for me? -----

Another crew member: Gosh, Burt keeps on talking to me about Shakespeare and he won't shut up about it.

Gunther: Eh, just tell him to stop. No big deal, pal.

Crew member: Tsk. I don't give a damn about his stupid poetry anyways.

Gunther: Now NOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL IT STUPID, BUDDY. -----

Another HC: Burt gives the best hugs

Whenever Celci gets stressed or feels overwhelmed with work, Burt just sits quietly and listens attentively while she complains and spills her heart out to him.

By the time she's done and mentally exhausted, he goes in for big bear hug and she just. Slowly Sinks into his arms.

Maybe she nuzzles into his chest a little. As a treat for my imagination.

Gunther casually leans against Burt when he's just hanging around at the reactor, using him as a strong but soft wall to lean on.

Before he knows it, he's being enveloped in Burt's arms with no escape. Once you get into the Burt Hug. You Cannot Leave.

It's...actually very relaxing.

They stay in that position until another crew member walks in and Gunther struggles to free himself from Burt's grip before they can see him being all soft.

[komoreangel]

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐜𝐬

pairings: childe, diluc, kaeya, albedo x f!reader (separate)

scenario: it’s reallyyyyy cold outside and you want your boyfriend to warm you up :) and maybe cuddle :) i mean what no its just soooo cold

genre: fluff so much fluff

wordcount: 1.6k (mostly albedo’s djkfsdjfnkd) 

childe

ok so this guy

he’s from snezhnaya which is like russia

its always cold there so he’s used to the below 30 temperatures

you however

ARE NOT

like at all i mean you’re from mondstatd whens the last time it snowed here

so at first he might not notice that you are extremely cold

you two are walking around, being cute yk couple stuff

that is until you start shivering

“why are you shaking? are you scared of something???”

he’s not the brightest but we love him

“childe, im cold.” you bury your face in his chest to hide from the wind

“it’s not that cold out here, i don’t see why you’re being so dramatic.”

“it’s below 30 degrees! i’m going to get frostbite and die!”

ok so maybe you are a bit dramatic but YOU’RE FREEZING OKAY?

“hey ojou-chan, why are you so clingy all of a sudden-” you reached your hand inside his pocket to grab his hand.

holy crap your hands are cold

“hey wait don’t grab my- THAT’S MY SCARF!”

suddenly you were running away from him at top speed, his scarf in your hands

“come back here! what are you - oof-!” he had grabbed onto the edge of the scarf and pulled it back, you along with it.

you fell on top of him and you’re both wrapped in the scarf like every single christmas romance movie

“well now my hair is all full of snow.”

“you deserve it.” “HEY!” 

you get up and walk off to the side, taking his scarf with you

he follows after you, and catches up quite fast considering he’s got them long legs 

oh to be tall

he wraps his arms around you in a hug 

“still feeling cold?” 

“yES!” 

so you two head for home and he promises that he’ll cuddle you all day to keep you warm

which is what you wanted in the first place ;) 

diluc

diluc doesn’t get cold

not because of where he’s from or anything

but because pyro vision 

~natural body heat~ 

and unlike childe he would actually notice you withering away in the snow 

“y/n, are you alright?” 

“huh? yeah yeah im fine just a bit cold” 

suddenly you are being cuddled 

“diluc??” 

“yes?” 

“you’re hugging me?” 

he doesn’t usually initiate pda often so it was a surprise

“you said you were cold. i’m simply warming you up.” 

you lean into his hug and notice that he’s actually really warm

like so warm you get sleepy

you’re so sleepy now that you think about it

and bonk

congrats dear reader

you have fallen asleep in diluc’s arms

he continues to talk on about venti’s drinking problem and how annoying kaeya is

he looks down and notices you sweetly dozing off in his embrace

and he’s so lucky to have you isn’t he

he smiles softly and sweeps you into his arms

carries you bridal style upstairs 

he’s about to tuck you into your bed when your arms begin to tightly wrap around his shoulders

almost like you dont want to let go 

“darling, it’s more comfortable in the bed,” he says quietly

“noo...” your voice is muffled by his chest and you sound tired 

he chuckles lightly 

“just lay down for a bit i’ll be right with you in a minute” 

you’re quiet, like you’re stopping to think

“if i lay down, will you cuddle with me?” 

diluc sighs

“yes i’ll cuddle with you, just please lay down? for me?” 

and who are you to resist that 

so you lay down and while it’s not as warm as him

its still really soft and you fall asleep in no time

he comes back to you sleeping, and not one to break his promises, he cuddles with you anyway 

at least you’re warm now 

kaeya 

believe it or not, kaeya actually does get cold

i mean yeah he has a cryo vision, but that just means he isn’t affected by his own abilities 

or at least thats my headcanon 

anyways

if you’re shivering...he will not help you at first

no, first he’ll tease you about it

like imagine you guys have a mission in dragonspine

“oh y/n~ did you fall for me so hard you got frostbite?”

“you’re looking mighty chilled over there, need a hand?” 

you are this close to punching his arm

however because you want him to hug you and warm you up, you are going to stay on his good side 

he might prolong the teasing for a while

and after that while, he may or may not let you hug him

if he goes on for a bit too long however, he’d feel bad 

you aren’t laughing at his jokes anymore because you’re so cold

you just want to stop and sleep 

your steps become slower and slower

your vision is getting blurrier by the second

and after a while you just stop moving

kaeya turns to look back at you bc he notices

“y/n?” 

and then in a total cliche moment you collapse out of pure exhaustion

like the gentleman he is, he catches you before you land face-first in the snow

and in his mind hes like shit i let this go on too long

so he carries you around, looking for a cave you can rest in until you’re feeling better 

after maybe five minutes of searching he finds one

and he knows albedo is up here somewhere but he doesn’t want to risk you being in the snow for too long

he starts a fire and tries to lay you down near it, but you aren’t getting any warmer

so he puts you in his arms and just cuddles you 

the combination of body heat + fire is slowly warming you up 

and in about an hour you’re awake again

but you can’t move, because his grip on you is very tight

“kaeya? where are we?” 

he slowly opens his eyes 

“oh, just a random cave in dragonspine” he laughs a bit as he says it

then ofc he remembers you’ve just woken up from collapsing and is like oh right serious time ok

“are you okay?” he asks and this time he has a hint of concern in his voice

“yeah, i’m fine. i’m warm now too” you say as the fire starts to die down a bit

kaeya moves his arm in front of you to shift the firewood a bit 

“i’m sorry for letting you get that cold” he murmurs 

you adjust your position so you’re facing his chest 

“it’s alright, at least i can finally get some cuddles this way” 

you both continue to rest by the fire and decide you’ll head back to mondstatd in the morning

albedo

because albedo is rather observant of most things

he notices your state right away

he immediately stops whatever he is doing and tends to you

“you’re cold, aren’t you?” he sits you on the table and feels your forehead

“albedo, its not a fever” you laugh. 

“no, if it was a fever you’d be burning up” he says matter-of-factly 

he walks to the other side of the lab and grabs his coat

“here, put this on.” 

you wrap the coat around yourself and start to get off the table

he rushes back and grabs your hands

they’re cold (duh) 

so then he thinks what can he do to make your hands warm

usually some mittens would do the trick

but he doesnt have any except for his own

well 

he’ll do what he has to

anything for you 

so he slides his gloves off and offers them to you

“put these on, your hands are probably freezing” 

when you hesitate (because arent his hands cold now? you dont want him to be cold) he takes the initative and takes your hands to put the gloves on

he stands back and says “there. tell me if you get colder, okay?”

and tries to hide his flustered face because

you look so cute in his gloves!!! 

they’re his gloves and you’re wearing them ! 

he turns back to his work for a bit 

after maybe half an hour he looks back 

and you aren’t sitting on the table anymore?? 

he looks around

you aren’t anywhere?? 

thats not good

not good at all

he makes his way outside and doesn’t see you there either 

“y/n?” he calls out into the snow 

unknowingly to him, you had headed out about ten minutes after he turned around 

you went to go search for some starsilver, as you heard him muttering about it under his breath 

you were happily heading back to the lab, arms full of the stuff, when you heard someone shout in surprise

it sounded like albedo 

something must have happened to one of his experiments

you quickly hurried towards the lab only to find

nothing?? not even the man himself

there were footsteps in the snow leading away from the room, but you couldn’t be sure if it was yours or his

you decide to wait for him to come back, and set the starsilver near his workspace

after a while, he comes back in, looking stressed and worried

“albedo?” he looks up and breathes in relief 

“where were you, i came back and- mMf!” he rushes towards you and wraps you in a tight hug

“please don’t do that again” he says

“i got you some starsilver..”

he breaks the hug and looks back at his desk

“you went to get starsilver...for me?” 

you bury your face in his neck 

“yeah..i heard you muttering about it so i thought you needed some. it was colder out there than i thought, though” 

he pats your back soothingly, rubbing his hand in circles around your shoulder 

“let’s start a fire, that’ll warm us both up” 

a/n: hi! wooh my first headcanon :) sorry if it was a little long, and i know some were a bit angsty and im honestly sorry about that! albedo’s got away from me sdkhjf but i hope you enjoy! and feel free to request a fic if you’d like :)

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Cat!Atsushi spending the day with Akutagawa (hc)

This is based off my “Atsushi w/cat like urges” headcanons (will be linked below). Feel free to take this as platonic or romantic 😉

TW- mild swearing (nothing to bad, just a few mentioned here or there)

It originally started out as a way for the ADA to get at least one moment of peace to do their work without worrying about Atsushi accidentally swating something off the table or out of someone’s hands

It was one of Atsushi’s “bad days” where the cat urges he felt from the Tiger were more violent/prominent and between the broken mugs and near constant head scratches, everyone was starting to get frustrated

Atsushi included

He felt terrible for causing so many problems around the office and always got frustrated when he couldn’t control the urges the Tiger gave him

Of course no one blamed Atsushi, it wasn’t his fault his ability caused him to nap if he sat in the sun to long, or lead him to ignore people completely for no reason

But it was taking Kunikida all his will power to not yell at Atsushi when he swatted at his ponytail like it was a cat toy for the fourth time that morning

Of course Dazai, being the selfless mentor he was, offered an idea

“I have a job for you that should take up most of the day. I’ll even call Akutagawa to help out!”

It was clear as day that Dazai was scheming something, but everyone was to tired to argue.

And it would be good for the truce if the Agency and Mafia worked together more often

So thats what lead to Dazai and Atsushi walking across town to the Port Mafia HQ to steal Akutagawa on his day off

He refused to let Atsushi know where he lived, so they planned to meet at the Port Mafia instead

“Why do I have to be teamed up with him?” Atsushi had whined as they walked through Yokohama

“Because it’ll help the Agency and Mafia get along better!” Dazai had responded with a big smile as he wrapped an arm around Atsushi so he didn’t walk off

‘It’ll help You and Akutagawa get along better’ is what Dazai really meant

Luckily Atsushi’s discourage about having to spend the day with Akutagawa kept him from getting to distracted on the walk over (he only wondered off twice)

When they got there Akutagawa was patiently waiting outside the Port Mafia building, though he also looked less than pleased to be spending his day off with the weretiger

Dazai pretty much just dropped off Atsushi with a “Take care of him, and be careful around cups!” Before walking off

Atsushi and Akutagawa just glared at each other before Atsushi sighed and asked if Akutagawa was hungry

“We can go over the case while we eat, that’s all” Akutagawa didn’t argue, just huffed and started walking down the street

The first thing that Akutagawa learned about the Jinko was that if he didn’t keep a close eye on Atsushi, he would loose him in the heavy crowds of Yokohama

The first time Akutagawa lost Atsushi, the latter was helping a little girl who had gotten separated from her parents. Nothing new

The second time he lost Atsushi, he was found at one of the candy shops in town. “Ranpo-san’s birthday is coming up soon and this is his favourite shop” Atsushi had claimed

They spent much longer than Akutagawa would have liked in the candy store, but Atsushi refused to budge until he got all of Ranpo’s favourites

The third time they got separated, Akutagawa found that Atsushi had somehow been convinced to chase birds in the park with some of the little kids

Akutagawa had no idea how or when that had happened but he was already starting to loose his patience. This was the third time in the half hour since they left that Atsushi had wondered off

Akutagawa had to practically drag Atsushi by the collar to get him to leave, especially when Atsushi tried to get them to stay by giving him the big kitten eyes

It took all Akutagawa’s will power and “hatred” for Atsushi to not sigh and agree to five more minutes of running around

The second thing Akutagawa learned was that Atsushi ate...a lot...

“It’s the tiger” he had said sheepishly after scarfing down his 12th bowl of chazuke within the short time they had been at the restaurant.

Akutagawa just hummed and continued to eat his food. He wasn’t one to judge, Rashomon was the same way.

The third thing Akutagawa learned was to keep anything and everything glass or ceramic away from Atsushi

Atsushi had tried to explain that it was one of his “bad days” but Akutagawa didn’t catch on until half way through their lunch when Atsushi tried to swat the tower of empty bowls off the table

Luckily for them Aku was quick on his feet, using Rashomon to catch the bowls, and finding out it apparently wasn’t uncommon for things to get knocked off the tables according to their waitress

“The tables are pretty small, it happens all the time so don’t worry” she had said while Atsushi began to apologize profusely for the trouble

Needless to say, they took over the neighbouring table to keep their empty dishes on so they didn’t have another incident

The fourth, fifth, and sixth things Akutagawa learned was that Atsushi couldn’t sit in the sun for more then a few minutes without falling asleep, he was clingy, and he was addicted to head scratches

“Jinko, hand me that case file Dazai-san gave you.” Akutagawa had asked only to get no response from Atsushi.

“Jinko? Jinko are you listening to me?” He had asked, looking up to see Atsushi’s head resting in his arms and face towards the window. It was only when Akutagawa saw the sun illuminating his partners face did he realize Atsushi had fallen sleep.

“You have got to be kidding me...” it took Akutagawa two minutes longer than usual to wake Atsushi up. It wasn’t the first time Atsushi has fallen asleep during a mission. But it was usually during late night steak outs not in the middle of the afternoon at a restaurant. In the end Akutagawa had to blow in Atsushi’s face to get him to finally wake up.

“Huh...what’s wrong Akutagawa?” Atsushi had asked as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Akutagawa did not find it cute when Atsushi’s nose scrunched up as he stretched out his arms. He most certainly did not!

“You fell asleep”

“O-oh my gosh! I-I’m so so sorry Akutagawa! The sun makes me really sleepy! I’m sorry!” Atsushi had stuttered out, face red with embarrassment. Akutagawa just shook his head and told Atsushi it was fine.

“But sit over hear so you don’t fall asleep again, idiot”

So there they sat, Atsushi sitting as close to Akutagawa as humanly possible. Like he was borderline sitting in Aku’s lap as they looked over the files

“Jinko must you be so close?”

“Yes, it’ll be easier for both of us to read the files like this”

So there they sat, Atsushi practically in Akutagawa’s lap, his head on the mafioso’s shoulder as they read through the files Dazai gave them.

It wasn’t long before Akutagawa could feel Atsushi staring a hole into his hands. Every time Akutagawa moved his hand to turn a page or cover a cough, Atsushi’s eyes would follow like a hawk

Rather than just ask Atsushi what was wrong, Akutagawa decided to do a little experiment. He had remembered seeing Dazai pat Atsushi’s head a few times in the past, and the weretiger seemed to like it

So without much thought Akutagawa raised his free hand and rested it on Atsushi’s head. Atsushi squeaked a little in surprised confusion before eventually melting into his partners touch

That’s when Akutagawa discovered his favourite thing about Atsushi; thing seven, the jinko purred when he was happy

Though it wasn’t long before Akutagawa learned his least favourite cat trait that Atsushi had

It was getting late and both boys were starting to think Dazai had sent them on a while goose chase (took them long enough)

“I’m starting to think Dazai-san has sent us on a wild goose chase.” Akutagawa huffed out, rubbing his temples with his free hand. The other one was holding three of Atsushi’s shopping bags, apparently they were all gifts for the Agency members.

After a few moments of silence, Akutagawa raised an eyebrow.

“Jinko?”

No response.

“Jinko! Jinko are you listening to me?”

Still no response. Now Akutagawa was starting to get annoyed.

“Jinko you best not have fallen asleep again because I will NOT be carrying you back-“ When Akutagawa finally turned around he was surprised to see Atsushi still following him, and not asleep on a park bench (it had happened earlier, Aku was not happy). Though rather then looking Akutagawa in the face like his partner usually would, Atsushi was staring at his phone.

Okay. Maybe Atsushi just didn’t hear him, the weretiger did have an annoying habit of zoning out during missions when nothing was happening. So Akutagawa stopped and tried again.

“Jinko snap out of whatever trance you’re in. We’re still working remember?”

But rather than Atsushi snapping out of it, stopping in his tracks and apologizing like usual, he just continued walking down the street. It was almost as if he was ignoring Akutagawa.

“Jinko are you ignoring me!? Where are you going!?”

Still no response. Now Akutagawa was getting pissed. No way in hell was he just going to stand by and allow his cat like partner to just ignore him after all the babysitting he had to do! Atsushi had walked off three more times after lunch and Akutagawa did not want to be dragged around another department store.

So Akutagawa stormed over to Atsushi, grabbed his shoulder, spun the weretiger around, and snatched his phone.

“Atsushi look at me damn it!”

That seemed to pull Atsushi out of his daze. ‘Finally!’ Akutagawa thought as Atsushi looked up at him, purple and gold eyes blinking a few times before registering what was happening.

Suddenly Atsushi’s face turned a deep red and his face dropped in horror; Akutagawa had him by the shoulder, Atsushi’s phone in hand, and had actually used his name for once. He messed up and he messed up big.

“A-Akutagawa...I-I-I’m so so so so so s-sorry! Oh, it happened again, and in public this time! I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to, I just kind of zone out and oh my god your probably angry with me now!” Atsushi scrambled out in a mix of embarrassment, guilt, and fear. It was one thing when he accidentally ignored the ADA members...it was another thing to ignore Akutagawa.

Noticing Atsushi’s nervousness, Akutagawa let out a long, drawn out sigh and let go of Atsushi to run his hands over his face. While Akutagawa didn’t appreciate being completely ignored like that, he could tell Atsushi wasn’t doing it on purpose. Honestly, he was starting to think that none of the weird things Atsushi had done today was on purpose.

“It-its fine, just don’t let it happen again”

“Yeah, okay, I’ll try!”

It wasn’t long after that till they realised they had, in fact, been sent on a wild goose chase and neither one was happy about it

“Dazai-san! I can’t believe you would send us out on a fake mission like this! Well, actually I can believe it, but still!” Atsushi had said the moment they entered the ADA office

Dazai, of course, was laying on the couch with a smile on his face that clearly screamed, ‘But you both had a good time didn’t you?’

Despite a few hiccups here and there, Akutagawa and Atsushi had to admit that the day wasn’t all that bad.

They still kicked Dazai off the couch though. They were tired and needed a minute to sit.

It wasn’t long before Atsushi had passed out again, his head laying in Akutagawa’s lap this time.

“Do you want me to move him Akutagawa? It’s getting pretty late?” Dazai had asked when he noticed the silver haired boy had gone quite.

Akutagawa glanced down at his partner; he had covered Atsushi with his jacket so only his face was visible, but even so his face looked the most relaxed it had been all day and he could hear Atsushi’s purring as he combed through his hair. A ghost of a smile tugged at Akutagawa’s lips as he shook his head.

“No, it’s alright. It seems he’s claimed my lap for the time being”

Wow okay, this is my first time doing a set up like this! I hope it turned out good 😅. Like I mentioned earlier this is based off of a mini series on my tiktok (@bigglitchcos) about Atsushi if he had cat urges. Someone had mentioned doing a skit where Shin Soukoku spend the day together, so here’s my take!

Cat!Atsushi hc pt 1 | Cat!Atsushi hc pt 2

[f1nalboys]

Sidney and Tatum HCs, SFW and NSFW

Anon asked:

Hi i was wondering if I could get sfw and nsfw general headcanons for Tatum and Sidney (separately) I’m not sure if you write for them so if you don’t feel free to ignore this! Thanks!

I loved writing this request omg, my girls are finally getting the love they deserve! NSFW is below the cut and I hope you enjoy! :)

SFW

Sidney

She is one of the kindest people you have ever met. Seriously

If you dropped your books in front of her she’d stop and help you pick them up even if it made her late to class

(I am in love with her yes)

She listens to Hozier and girl in red because I said so

She curses like a mother fucking sailor and it is a crime we barely got any in the movie

*drops a pen * god fucking damnit i fucking hate everything shit’

Platonic hand holding? Platonic kissing? Platonic cuddling? Yes please

She plays minecraft and is so good at it 

Dream who? (thats lowkey the only current minecraft youtuber I know tbh, i would have put skydoesminecraft but who knows if yall even know who that is)

She and Tatum have their own world where Tatum builds everything and she goes and mines and shit 

She’s also a fan of card games

She can play Billy under the table in poker don’t even get me started

She and Randy have a day every month where they go up to the boardwalk and play those arcade games and they try to get the most tickets in three hours, loser buys lunch

Tatum

Speaking of minecraft, she is like me

She hates the nether and mining, she’d rather play on peaceful and live her cottage core dreams

She has a world with Sidney and a separate one with Billy and Stu

Randy sometimes joins but he gets annoyed with the three of them too easily

Tatum is a god at redstone, she can build a disappearing base in like 20 minutes so Billy and Stu use her as a testing ground for ideas they have

Shes also a gamer girl idc, she loves video games

Especially horror games (which is ironic because she gets nervous mining in minecraft but not being hunted by murderers in other games)

She’s 100% be a streamer and there’d be a daily segment where she takes hate comments and just destroys them,,, and then name drops them because she found out who they were

Not a good cook, has given the boys food poisoning on three separate occasions

Each time she asks them to try what she made she says ‘Come on, it couldn't be worse than last time!’

(Yes it could)

So good at hugs, she's like Stu and just loves touching someone but hugging is her favorite form of intimacy

Even Randys received a good number of hugs from her and he can confirm she’s great at them

She is loyal to the very god damn end, she loves her friends more than anything and wants to make sure they’re alright and happy

If someones bothering you, you better believe they’re going to receive a mouthful (and maybe a punch if she's feeling riled up enough) from her

She is so smart!!!! Top of her class, 4.0 without even trying babey!

Think Elle ‘What, like it’s hard?’ Woods

She has a major sweet tooth but lollipops and sour candy are her go toos

NSFW

Sidney

What a sight to behold

She has super soft hands and she loves to just run them up and down your skin

She giggles at the goosebumps that show up

She’s a switch but leans more to being submissive 

Thigh riding

Just imagine her, legs wrapped around your thigh, grinding against your jeans, soaking through them

She’d try and stutter out an apology once she realized what a mess she was making but just grind her down a bit more and the apology will turn into moans real quick

She loves everything about your body and she LOVES going down on you

Slipping her fingers in and just looking up at you through her eyelashes as she licks a stripe over your clit

Or her fingernails grazing over your thigh lightly as she takes you in her mouth, gagging as she reaches the base of your cock

She loves making you feel good 

But she loves how good you make her feel more

Shes a hair puller, 100%, especially when youre eating her out

Shes got a tight grip on your hair and she keeps grinding into you, keeping your head where she needs it

When she cums, her thighs squeeze together and she just moans your name over and over again until its a jumbled up mess

And once she finishes she’d look down at you, panting, and give you this innocent fucking grin

“My turn?”

Tatum

Dom...shes into pegging also 

She just wants to make sure you feel good but only after you earned it

Has a thing for rope

And for stuffing her panties in your mouth when she wants to go down on you

She’s into doing stuff in public too

Grabs you in the hallway and would push you into an empty closet and just slip her hand down your pants

“Keep quiet, okay? Can’t get caught being a needy little slut for me, right?”

Into both praise and degradation

Calls you a good little slut, dirty girl, ect ect

I have a feeling she has a slight mommy kink 

She loves the power imbalance between you two, but that really only stays in the bedroom

She teases you so much

If you’re sitting next to her and theres a table covering your bottom half shes going to be undoing your pants while having a conversation with someone else

“Does that feel good? I need to hear you say it, sweetie, come on. Speak up.”

Edging

If you cum without permission…. She’s not having sex with you for two weeks as punishment

Doesn’t mean she won't get you all worked up and then stop, smile at you, and leave

Don't even think about relieving yourself, either

Apologize enough and she might be willing to let you off your punishment early but she’s going to  prove a point to you

Overstimulation here she comes!

Wants to see you become an utter mess underneath her, eyes hazy, legs shaking from the last orgasm that you barely recovered from just before she brings you to the brink of another

Shes also into face riding (both for herself and for you) so take advantage of it

[ultimate-ranger]

Welcome!

Hey! I'm Dame, and this is my Danganronpa blog! Come visit my main blog here if you want other dumb stuff from me lmao

Mostly a place for me to rb/post my own DR content, but please feel free to interact w/ me! Once I pick up a little more visibility, I'll likely clean this pinned post up and make separate posts for my tag list and such

I'm open for character and character x S/O headcanon requests! Rules and such for that are posted under the cut. However, this blog won't be entirely focused on that, just fyi!

If you ask me about my OCs I'll fall in love with you

Requests [0/5]

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I'm a full time college student, so apologies if I don't get to your ask/request/chat!

If you are a minor, proceed at your own risk. This blog won't be always be sfw, but I'm not going to police anyone obvi. Just know I'm not liable for what you choose to expose yourself to

I use they/them pronouns for Chihiro [But if you use other pronouns for them, thats ok!]

I swear a lot, and I also type in caps a lot, so fair warning. No I will not change these habits

I automatically tag certain things like long posts, or specific triggers/peeves. Let me know if you need something tagged!

I'm obsessed with my own OCs/OC x Canon, so I'm sorry if I get annoying about them lmao

I typically talk in all lowercase with barely any punctuation; but my writing has more proper grammar

I have ADHD so I'm sorry if I don't make sense all the time :')

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Request Rules

Will write:

All three main games characters, I'll do my best to write for all of them!

Headcanons

Fem, male, and GN (AFAB or AMAB) S/O

Character x S/O [NO use of x reader or x y/n, for personal reasons]

Poly ships

Character x Character, but ONLY: - Taka x Mondo - Taka x Chihiro x Mondo - Shuichi x Kaito - Kaito x Shuichi x Maki - Makoto x Byakuya - Kyoko x Makoto x Byakuya - Hajime x Nagito - Izuru x Nagito - Hajime x Nagito x Chiaki - Gundham x Kazuichi x Sonia

AUs - Non-Despair - Masterminds - Remnants of Despair - All killing games were in the Neo-World Program - Non-Ultimates

Some sensitive topics - Depression/anxiety/ADHD - Su/icide - S/elf h/arm - Weight insecurity

NS/FW

Specific Ultimates for S/O

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Anime/manga-only characters [If they don't appear in the main games, then I don't know how to properly portray them]

Fanganronpa characters [I've never played and have no desire to play, sorry!]

Ultra Despair Girls characters [Besides Toko and Nagito, obvi]

Underage characters romantically

Non-con/Dub-con

Fetishes involving piss/scat

DDLG / Agere / Age-regressing fetishes or scenarios

Uncomfortable scenarios [I'll let you know if I'm uncomfy with it]

Trans S/O [I'm cis, so I don't feel like I can accurately portray the experience, sorry!!]

[bokutouch]

Hi!!! I was wondering if I could get an eternal matchup pls??

- my names Olivia and I’m 17.

- I go by she/her pronouns and I want to be matched with a male character from Haikyuu!! please.

- My birthday is January 6th, 2004 and I’m a Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, and Libra Rising (my Mercury is in Sagittarius, my Venus is in Aquarius, and my Mars is in Aries if you wanted to know the rest).

- I’m 5’2, I have brownish-red hair and blue eyes.

- I spend a lot of time doing school work because I’m really driven by it and I’ve had good grades a majority of high school. When I’m not doing schoolwork I enjoy listening to music or going on a walk! I really like going on sunrise/sunset walks bc they’re always really pretty! I try to do community service in my free time because I really enjoy helping others out. I'm currently a summer camp counselor but I hope to be a lab tech one day :)

- If I were to go on a date with a partner I don't really mind what we do, but I like book dates, movie dates, and especially museum dates!! In a partner I'm looking for someone who shares the same interests as me, is kind, has a good sense of humor, and most importantly can understand and work through my emotions with me. I get really bad mood changes so if he can work with me through that I really value it. My love languages are acts of service and quality time.

- I think that one of my fatal flaws is that although I appear kind and respectful when I’m out in public, I have pretty severe anxiety, depression, and anger issues so I struggle with that a lot. I also get really defensive and stubborn when someone says something that annoys me so i kinda never stop talking lol.

- To finish off I’m an ISFP and Enneagram Type 9v1.

- I hope you have a great day! Ty if you do this! ❤

Hello olivia, thanks for coming to my brand new rocket ship!! 🚀

first of all I apologize bcs I'm not really educated about astrology,

so I'll just use your other description as best as I could okay??

I SHIP YOU WITH AKAASHI KEIJI!

"why akaashi?" you might askㅡ

first of all, some part of you reminded me of bokuto.

and some part of you definitely reminded akaashi of bokuto too. it's not a bad thing really.

Akaashi looks at you and think, "ah, she is my home."

because "home" supposed to be comfortable, because home supposed to be familiar. Being with you bring him peace. You are his home, his tranquility, his safe haven.

Most people told him, "God- you are such a boring person, Akaashi." and as the time goes by, he is starting to believe that tooㅡ but thats until you come into his life.

You're one of his classmate. And not gonna lie, at first akaashi only know you as the quiet girl who always buried her nose in books. "If I am boring, she must be a lot more boring than me." that's what he thought of you, bcs really everytime he sees you, its always you and your books. He understands the importance of having good grades, but should you really be doing that everyday?

The first time you two have a really long talk was when one day akaashi saw you still sitting inside your shared classroom, all alone bcs it's almost 6 pm and of course everybody left already. Nose buried deep in books like you always do, but this time he could hear you humming a song- it's a song that he also enjoyed listening to. He never sing in front of other people before, but for some reason he wanted to join your little secret concert at that time, so he did. He sing along to your little hummingㅡ 1 song turn into 2, turn into 3, and you still didn't notice him at all. He laughed a little because "what's so interesting in that clinical laboratory science book that she doesn't even realized I've been here for almost 10 minutes already."

He tapped your shoulder two times, and you jumped at that.

"H-hey? Um, sorry, I just.. I've been waiting here for you to finally notice me but I guess that book is really interesting, huh?" he smiled at you, feeling a little bad after seeing your reaction at his little tap tap on your shoulder.

"Oh, yes... I want to be a lab tech in the future, so um you know, just preparing." you awkwardly smiled back at him.

"Well, uh.. I know you definitely going to be an amazing lab tech one day. I saw you reading tons of books related to that job everyday in class, so... I believe your hardwork will be paid off."

"wait... that was so nice of him." you stared at akaashi who's currently fidgeting with his fingers.

"Thank you for saying that, Akaashi. That really means a lot to me. People have been telling me that my dream job is just that, a dream. Hearing you saying that someday my hardwork will be paid off really motivate me to prove them wrong. I swear I'm gonna rub it on their face once I got the job." you grins at him.

And at that, Akaashi heart beating a little bit faster than the usual. Was it your thankful speech for him? Was it your cute little grin? He doesn't really knowㅡ one thing he knows for sure though, he wants to keep talking to you. From today, tomorrow, and as long as you would let him.

"Hey, uh... it's going to get dark soon. Do you maybe want to go home together with me?"

You could see how nervous akaashi was after asking you that question, so you just nods and start fixing your books into your bag. Right before you zip up your bag, you remembered the main reason you are still in the classroom at that hour is because you were planning to see the sunset on your way back home, "Wait Akaashi, I actually want to see the sunset today..."

"Oh? I usually go home as the sun set due to my volleyball practice. The sight look really pretty if you see it from on top of the hills behind our school. Do you want to go there? I can show you the best spot."

Of course you accept his offer enthusiastically. So yes, that day is the beginning of your friends to lovers type of relationship with Akaashi.

Akaashi confessed to you first.

His friend circle are full of annoying people. They all be like,

"COME ON AKAASHI!! CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE TO OLIVIA ALREADY."

"AKAASHI, DO YOU WANT TO SEE OTHER GUY SNATCH HER UP? HUH? ANSWER ME. AKAASHI!! AKAASHI!! WAIT UP!! "

"AKAASHI, WHAT IF OLIVIA DECIDED TO FALL FOR SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND WON'T CONFESS TO HER?"

"AKAASHI THIS" "AKAASHI THAT" "AKAASHI" "AKAASHI"

so during your usual study date day, he just decided to straight up ask you to be his girlfriend.

"W-what?" you just sat there for a whole minute because... what if things gonna feel different once you two put a real label to your not so friendly friendship? What if being friends with Akaashi is a lot more better than being his girlfriend? What if he ended up leaving you because he doesn't like the real you? There are so many ugly things that you hide from him, would he still love you the same after seeing all those imperfection? so many what if(s) going inside of your head, so little time to actually process each one of it.

"Umm, you can say no, you know...." all the messy thoughts inside your head stopped right away after hearing that.

"NO! wait, Keiji- I mean, not no to be your girlfriend, its no to me saying no to be your girlfriend." God, its hard to be in love. You can't control your heart, your brain, and now your tongue. God bless your soul, olivia.

"So.... is that a yes to be my girlfriend then?" Akaashi looks really small in that moment. He is still not sure if he can finally kiss you or not. Only being a friend to you for these past 6 months kept him from doing a lot of romantic stuff with you. Kissing you, holding your hands for no reason, hugging you any time he wants to, actually go on a study date with you instead of a childish study day. So now he really won't waste a single time if you answer his previous question with a "Yes" ;

After having a long talk about your imperfections, all your insecurities, and also tons of frustrated tears coming from your eyes, you finally say yes and there you have your new title as Akaashi Keiji's new girlfriend. He definitely got his long waited kiss from you too 🌻.

HEADCANON(s)!!

Bokuto once joined you and akaashi's museum date and he broke a statue hand after trying to handshake the statue. He grabbed the broken hand and show it to you and akaashi with teary eyes. Can't do nothing but running for your life and never comeback to that one particular museum 😭

You and Akaashi have the same love language, "Act of Service" ; So the two of you enjoy giving each other little massage here and there.

Just like you, Akaashi love being helpful for others too, so he really enjoyed the time he spent accompanying you to all your community service agendas. People that you two have been helping together ship you guys so much, especially the elderly couple. They keep saying "You two will make it until old days like us two."

After a long time dating eachother, you two decided to adopt a cute siberian husky that you named "Bobo". Akaashi rejected that name at first, because "Honestly love, I don't like how you picked a name so close to Bokuto's name. Our dog deserves better." You gasped at that, "How dare you, Keiji. This is our son! And his name is Bobo. I don't take no for an answer."

RUNNER UP(s) !!

OSAMU MIYA

SAWAMURA DAICHI

SHINSUKE KITA

alright this getting too long haha.

I hope you enjoy the results, love 🦋

[erwinsmithisadaddy]

🦋Annie x Tall!Fem!Reader🦋

[A/N] @cinn-amon-roll​ Here ya go sweets!! AND OMG! This one is so cute  (*♡∀♡)  Sorry, I’ve been so busy with online school I haven’t gotten the time for all of you lovely followers! ;((( But don’t worry I’m back, getting down the list with these!

Annie is definitely one of my favorite characters in AOT. She’s just so Aahhh~ 

Also I’m going to make these into headcanons if thats alright :DD

The butterfly emoji reminds me of Annie’s eyes so that’s what I’m gonna use, also I’m gonna use canon AU. Hope you enjoy!

(((((SORRY IF SHE’S OOC)))))

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🦋Annie x Tall!F!Reader🦋

Ok where to begin?

Annie is 153 cm 

Me as the author, I’m 5′3. So this is a surprise!!

Whether you’re a little taller than her or a LOT taller than her, have no fear, she’ll treat you as an equal

Of course,,, that will take some time.

Annie is quite a serious gal, so her warming up to you is a surprise to everyone

Annie sometimes is jealous of your height since she thinks of it as a challenge in a way. 

She wants to be superior always.

Though you’ll always be by her side to cheer her up :)

Whenever she does good in training, she’ll come up to you, waiting for your reaction

Lmao this cutie wants head pets.

Though God knows she’ll never say it out loud

You oblige and give her head a pat, and she blushes and looks away which causes you to laugh.

ALSO, she’s not a biggie on PDA, but sometimes when the two of you are standing alone in the courtyard with no one around, she’ll wrap her arms around your waist for a hug.

For some reason having your own arms around her makes her feel so secure and safe.

Y’ALL ARE CUTE, 11/10 <333

You most likely are a big spoon reader...

I mean she’s so small...

Please... give her all the cuddles

THIS BABY NEEDS THEM

Though once in a great while, if you’re sad, she’ll try to be the big spoon to let you know she’s here,

Even if she’s not good with words, she can express them through her actions

Sometimes you lean on her like an armrest which really annoys her.

She’ll glide your hand away or simply walk in another direction.

Also if you’re ever feeling insecure about your height as in being too tall, 

Your girl annie got you covered

Annie knows what makes you happy and will say things like:

“You know, height doesn’t really matter in some cases. You’ll be able to get more physical work done with your height...”

(((Says the one who’s jealous of your tallness reader lmfao)))

 In the end, y’all are adorable together :D 

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[A/N] I don’t have enough time for a short scenario this time reader, I’m so sorry :((( But you’ll get more Annie stories later for sure :D So feel free to check those out when the time comes!! Thank you all for reading and have an amazing night or day <3

[kazuwhora]

Hi! can i have a matchup request for Tokyo Rev? (romantic)

Appearance:

Has short black hair

wearing glasses (sometimes)

wore boyish clothes or oversized clothes but sometimes wearing girls clothes

has tanned skin

has a small scar on my right cheek

5'7 is my height

MBTI: INFP

Sexuality: Straight

Zodiac: Aries

Personality:

people describe me as shy, tomboyish and quiet also a mother/sister figure based on people's opinion others which is true. But im also a short tempered, lazy (sometimes) hard working, kind, soft/gentle, honest, serious anxious, crybaby, creative, friendly, understanding and insecure.

when it comes interacting or socializing other people i just anxiously join them or being silent cuz im not good of that im kinda akward person not mention i have trust issues too. if they were very patience or know me well i will comfortable and get along with them.

if i have a short temper or easily get angry or even irrated im concern that if i hurt someone or their feelings cuz im truly trust myself cuz i couldn't calm my anger, if i say harsh words to em like i hate you, you're annoying or etc, what i have said it wasn't true, if i hurt them physically or became violent i might not able forgive myself so its for the best to avoid them. (not in the hate way).

Love Language:

Physical Touch: sometimes im too shy when it comes to physical affections, cuz i don't em think if im clingy or annoying but i love giving em hugs, kisses or head patting but i dont show em in public but private (im to shy to do PDA)

Gift Receiving: i secretly give someone or my partner a gift of what they wanted, im kinda embarrassing to admit that if i was the one to give them some present, i might get flustered so easily.

Words of affirmation: i quite being honest to tell my partner how much i love em or admit or depending what i exactly i feel, but i dont regret what i said to em so that's the truth.

Hobbies: Drawing, Baking, Playing Piano, Martial Arts Playing Video Games and Baby sitting.

Likes: Reading Manga/Comics, Listening music, Sleeping (a lot), feeding stray animals, Looking in the Moon/ Stargazing.

Dislikes: Noisy/Loud noises, Forcing, Manipulating, Hate/Fear Being Alone, Bitter Foods.

Ideal Date:

Picnic on the park cuz i love going le park, playing video games, playing piano, stargazing and going some cafe

Hope i follow the rules, if not or did something wrong that makes you uncomfortable feel free to ignore! and have a nice day/night! (≧▽≦)/

Hi hi!! thank you for requesting <3

I think you'd be a great match for Chifuyu <3

okokok I wanna start this off by saying that it's always been my favourite headcanon of mine that chifuyu is really good at playing piano. he started learning when he was really young and found it was an excellent way for him to express his emotions and now he finds himself still drawn to the hobby especially when he finds himself struggling over internal turmoil. so the fact that the two of you share this talent is so cute to me and I can just see the two of you teaching each other different pieces or helping each other with a new piece or movement thats kind of tough. I also always say his favourite is nocturne op. 9 no. 2 and ugh I can just see him wanting to draw you a nice bath with candles and the smell of cinnamon scented bath bombs while he plays u his favourite pieces in the other room and leaves you to unwind to yourself like hello chifuyu please.

anyways chifuyu is just the right amount of sweetness without being too overbearing for you. the two of you have a natural harmony of understanding and safety in your relationship. chifuyu understands your emotional side and tendency to sometimes push yourself too far with your temper, and he also understands that this isn't something he should be pushing. he's happy to give you space when you need it, though part of him hopes that he can somehow soften you up a little bit. but regardless of your temper and any outbursts he's experienced from you, chifuyu values your sweet side more than anything and knows that that is what you really are.

you can also expect chifuyu to take you on allllll the dates. he really likes to treat you and bring you places, whether it be to little cafes he thinks are cute, or just for a stroll around town. he really just likes being in your presence, and he wont admit it but he really really likes to be seen in public with you. sort of like you're his trophy that he wants to show off to everyone. he's rly proud to say that he loves you and never hesitates to show you his affection even in public <3

[plantsarebetterthanhumans]

Xicheng Headcanon Pt 2

It’s one of those annual sect leader meetings again, and Jiang Cheng is not having fun. He’s seated a table away from Xichen (A whole table! He’s not afraid to say that he wants to be beside his husband. But Sect leader Jiang has to represent the Jiang sect, so he’s so, so far away. 

He’s not the only one that’s not happy, because he can tell that Xichen is far from enjoying this meeting - his jaw is just barely clenched, and his smile has achieved a sharp edge that only comes through when he is “tired of all this bullshit this bullshit world has to offer”(quoted from Xichen, one night when the guest disciples had been particularly rowdy and some of the flowers from their garden killed by Lan Wangji’s herd of rabbits).

Jiang Wanyin watches as a vein in his husband’s forehead (fuck thats hot) slowly grows more prominent as the softness in his expression ebbs away to reveal more and more sharpness in his gaze.

Wanyin really wants to warn the clueless other sect leaders who are still questioning the righteousness of the marriage between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian. 

One particularly idiotic sect leader - Wang Zhenyi, with righteousness in his name yet dabbling in trade deals with local bandits and the like, leader of a painfully small sect in yunnan - turns his attention to Jiang Cheng and, in a snivelling voice that gives off thick vibes of a certain annoying bastard (Su She, the annoying bastard is Su She. He doesn’t even deserve capital letters in the spelling of his name.)

He asks a question that changes the world and the way it functions.

“Sect leader Jiang, I mean no disrespect in my words, but if Wei Wuxian was your shixiong, then was he not supposed to take over the Yunmeng Jiang sect in your place?” 

The bastard pairs it with a look of poorly disguised disgust, as if he is looking down upon Yunmeng Jiang. 

Xichen mumbles something under his breath, clearly directed towards sect leader Wang.

“I’m sorry, what did you say, Zewu-jun? I couldn’t quite hear that properly.”

Jiang Cheng almost wants to facepalm. Judging by the hand clenching his white robes, Xicheng is about the thickness of his forehead ribbon from snapping. And Jiang Cheng is referring to the thickness, not the width. The band is plenty wide, yet made of sturdy silk and surprisingly light and thin to the touch. He should know, he has tied it for Xichen every morning for a while now. It is a private affair - after all, he and Xichen married in secret with only close family members present due to the world still having not settled down from the whole Wangji and Wuxian thing.

Xichen’s voice breaks him out of his trance. It is still soft and polite, yet with underlying strength and oh- the edge from the smile earlier is all present in his tone.

“I said fuck you, you ignorant son of a bitch. Selective hearing so particular you didn’t hear about A-Cheng rebuilding Lotus Pier from scratch, when it was happening not even 10 li away. Pull your head out of your ass - it might take a while due to you having the neck of a turtle, hiding in your shell when you’re too weak to take a hit bitch, no disciples so you use bandits, you weakling. Even your wife is stronger than you, and she’s from the whorehouse that you raided last month.”

With this he stands up, and storms over to Jiang Cheng, where the dangerous expression from earlier melts into an easy smile, and he takes Jiang Cheng’s hand and drags him out of the hall. 

Jiang Cheng feels his frown melt away as he lets himself run after Xichen, not turning back once.

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part 1 here

msg me or comment if you want a part 3, and feel free to give ideas

please give ideas

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