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ashtonsunshine · 1 year ago

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i've never felt this small and insignificant in my entire life

time to go live in a hollowed out tree in the freezing wilderness yk

Literally me.

#He's so intimidating when he wants to #FUCK!!!!!!!#please do it again sir #5sos #ashton irwin #ask #ashton ask me

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again.#Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun!#Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy #you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do.#Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off #Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head #Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir)#XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions #but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading!#wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo.#button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene #Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3 #edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*(#edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please

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lifemod17 · 8 months ago

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Trying (and failing) to be normal about the PEELED NECK

📸: adamross

#STOP IT WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SLUTTY NECKS #THIS IS CRIMINAL #AND IT'S FUCKING peeled?!??#let me at him please i wanna mister iii token sir i wanna give you gentle kisses in that there area #let me give you pretty hickeys #nutting on the dash again #sleep token #iii sleep token #teeth of god tour #also this hair makes it look like he has emo bangs and you know what? he can pull it off!!#i got something else you can pull of- NOPE

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 3 months ago

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Kenzaki rolling up in Zi-O looking like he's been lying face down in the toku quarry for ten something years just letting current series film stunts over him...

#kamen rider blade #kenzaki kazuma #blade spoilers #fan art #ive had a shot of Kenzaki from Zi-o on my desktop for a few days now and i was looking at it this night and thought:#'thats a really interesting expression... i wanna draw that'#(mr takayuki tsubaki doing an excellent job there thank you sir)#really proud of those inks... turned out pretty clean looking despite being free handed! (please excuse the brag)#things devolved from there lol #the other drawings are based on the audio drama and the novel #i do love post blade kenzaki with all my heart though... he's having such a bad time alsdfkjaelk #makes me teary when he does something so typical of his character like 'oh!! by god it IS our good sweet boy~!"#but again... get this man a skype account

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levemetal · 4 months ago

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Local minor heavenly official ignoring instructions to not approach calamity ghost.

Day 5: Caught / Found

Ascended Yue Qingyuan and Calamity SJ! Consider this a continuation of Day 2 :) There's their happy ending, they finally meet again. Fits for both prompts tho I drew this with Found in mind.

memey extra under cut

#qijiuweek2024 #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #svsss #qijiu #mxtx svsss #yeah I'm sorry I have no force to make anything more I got too much shit to do with the con #fun fact this is scheduled so I'll probs be traveling at the time this pops up lmao #why yes I had to draw all the prompts in advance #i drew most of them in 72 hours #end me please #i'm never doing this again (i say like a liar)#sj here is mostly harmless as calamity #he mainly went for mt tonglu to have the power to secure his place #he just occassionally hunts men and slave traders for sport. he needs the enrichment #so mild canon typical murder #well mild depends on the measure we apply #look yqy won't care he's just stoked to have xiao jiu back #got sent out on a prayer demand and found sj instead a succesful mission to yqy there #ling wen: Why are those ppl still dead. And what do you have there #yqy: *holding a bloody and feral gk!SJ* A mission report sir #ling wen: the mission was subdue the ghost not MARRY HIM

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saelik · 5 months ago

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Grown up shuake deep cleaning their home and Akechi mocking that sentimental fool he calls husband every time they empty a drawer and find everything Ren has been keeping through the years: old photos, tickets of movies they've seen together, Akechi's glove ("really, Ren? It's been two decades, it's high time you threw that away"), useless and broken trinkets he's gifted Ren through the years... only for Ren to find a box in a closet, hidden under coats they no longer use, full of pressed flowers from the bouquets he gives Akechi every anyversary, a script of their wedding vows, an extremely corny postcard he sent Akechi back when they were in college and he had to spend a whole month in his hometown becuase his grandma got sick, the first gift he ever made him, and the second, and a silly bookmark he made for Akechi last week and tons of other mementos.

Ren is so touched by the discovery that he can't even tease his husband for it. At first at least, once he recovers he'll never let Akechi hear the end of it.

#posting this here too because I'm still cleaning and I'm thinking about them again #I can't do anything without thinking about them #I don't think it's healthy #please sirs get out of my head #or start paying rent at least #shuake #persona 5 #saelik writes

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fandomsandfeminism · 10 months ago

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Is there anything more bone-chilling as a woman who teaches in a middle school than when a male coworker starts to complain about kids breaking the dress code? (Or not EVEN breaking the actual dress code since ours is really lax, but breaking the dress code in their mind)

It's never good.

It's never a good time.

#sir please the children wearing leggings are not being immoral wtf #no its not just about following the rules leggings arent against the rules remember #no i understand that you think they should be against the rules but thats not the same thing #no i do not think that a tank top is a safety issue I teach English not woodshop #sir I will kill you if you say its about self respect again I dont care if its gonna make the teachers lounge uncomfortable

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multiocular-mushroom-art · 6 months ago

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francis madoka magica crozier

(the witch designs are here and also posted separately with some lore under the tag 'the soul gem passage')

#the terror #puella magi madoka magica #obligatory magical girl au sketchdump #digital art #krita #francis crozier #harry goodsir #james fitzjames #john bridgens #cornelius hickey #also jopson would be SO homura coded that i cannot even handle drawing that someone please help me out with it #everyone is plagued by white magical beasts big and small x2. now with kyubey in the mix #you'd think finding the passage would be easier with their powers - and yet -#anyway sir john held back on becoming an mg until he was desperate to make a break for it #his wish was for the passage to be found - but he did not specify it would be him who'd find it #so he died long before that eventually happened #also no cat ears here if you see them that's just a diadem or another headpiece sorry #thinking about if hickey made his deal after the flogging #again in a bad state and with bad phrasing - just something like 'i wish to get out of here'#and then his ears perked up when they left the ships and he jumped at the chance to get everyone together because he thought he WOULD #get himself and all his boyfriends out.#well. they did leave crozier's camp #anyway i'm probably not gonna draw more of these so if anyone wants to join in i'd like to see some takes on their witch forms!#also yeah. crozier's shoulder pieces ARE modelled after tricorn hats #both bc he lost the other two captains and had to bear the responsibility for the expedition on his shoulders #and because i just wanted to use a symbol of power in a silly way as some mg outfits do #and yes jfj has a cprset and yes i was thinking of orpheus while drawing bridgens #and goodsir in a beret just felt right lol #also made hickey's clothes less open than the others' bc reasons #the soul gem passage

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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 5 months ago

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#andy serkis #hot dad on vacation summer #the vibes are killing me #that dilf energy #why do i turn into a swooning victoria lady when i see a sliver of knee or shins #why do things look so small in his hands??#sir please #thinking about that old man again #collections

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theskoomacat · 8 months ago

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"perhaps you should leave this trial for now" "your failure was expected", - Supergiant don't understand the tool they gave me with the Trials. thanks to them i can practice beating certain parts of the run without having to go through the previous locations. polyphemus still wrecks my shit even though i've felled him 3 times aready, so getting a chance to do the rift over and over without having to fight him beforehand is HUGE. i'd probably continue redoing this trial even after i would have defeated Eris just to make sure that when i get there for real, i am prepared

#eris is fairly easy EXCEPT for those auto/shotgun fan attacks #i can never tell when she's about to do them and so i get my shit wrecked #also i like how before you defeat polyphemus mel is all like "sir can i please just squeeze past ya'' but after you kill him once she goes #''out of my way or i kick your ass again'' lol #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #my commentary

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roshambo05 · 11 months ago

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I never actually watched Ben 10 as a child so my friend told me to watch it and now I'm obsessed. But there is one very important detail that I cannot get over and that's the fact that Kevin eats his fucking corndogs like THIS

#kevin NO #why pls why would you do this to me #i have lost all respect for you #sir please-#ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 #kevin levin #cursed #shitpost #im hyperfixating again

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scarlet-and-ultraviolet · 2 years ago

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#sleep token #vessel #iii #ii #iv #i think i just almost fainted HOLY SHIT IV #if i wasnt on my knees before i fucking am now!!#please mr iv sir do that again inches from my face i am BEGGING you

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kedreeva · 2 years ago

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Went to let the birds out and found this furious little (baby) lad in one of the trenches, exhausted from trying to get out of the coop he so bravely wiggled his way into. I fetched him out and let him go outside the pen. Hopefully he won't be trying that again.

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thebirdandhersong · 3 months ago

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Lol

#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting #with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy #and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because #your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED #OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered #being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal #anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this #can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws #worries #and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please #also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up #in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite #but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying #you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents #but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents #not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up #that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY #you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard #i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation #and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far

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cads-the-cat · 5 months ago

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The fandom: omg yay ivy is back! He's alive! 🥰🌼✨️

Same fandom, two seconds later: now where is that live rendition👹👀

#why do i feel like ivy's gonna vanish again?#please don't sir #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token iv

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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Understandably So no one mentions charles when talking about the Logan movie and again Understandably So This Aint Bout Him however i do confess that as someone who had never seen Logan until like. a month ago when i was binging all the movies and without knowing a single thing about it aside from laura i cant lie i was in fact jumpscared by him being there. especially for at least like 3/4s of the movie

#xmen #logan movie #snap chats #i be ramblin today hello ...#it was a pleasant jumpscare. yk until he died. after realizing he committed atrocities by accident 😭😭💀 OLD MAN NOOO #but no please LIKE I READ THE DESCRIPTION WHEN GOING TO WATCH RIGHT #AND I WAS JUST THINKING 'oh he'll probably be here for like twenty minutes. wdym he's here for way longer than that'#i THINK years ago i REMEMBER seeing a screenshot of the hotel bit with laura and charles but again that was years ago #and i might be tricking myself maybe its a false memory jealvvelka either way i just know they were cute :(#point is he was here for. i cant even say So Little cause again He Was Here For An Hour And Thirty Minutes Out Of Two Hours #and lets be clear 'snap has your brain molded that much you know exactly how much screen time charles gets in the movies'#girl no not yet i only know exactly when he punches his clock cause i had to keep restarting the movie cause it kept pausing vjAELKAJE #and it just so happened to struggle literally like. ten minutes after he dies- like when logan was dealing with x24 THAT part #so rude for that.. anyway I Repeat i miss charles and laura bein cute :(#it wasnt a lot but it was just sweet.. i always like how charles always got that Professor in his soul with these movies #like in dofp when logan's losing it after. getting future ptsd jvALKVLAJ??K charles is there to ground him #despite being. Like That vjeaLKj like sir please ily. i will accept the Youre On Acid answer youre trying your best #and then with THIS movie evidently charles is having. the worst time upstairs #but he's still super sweet with laura like oh stop you grandpa im gonna throw up #and to STRESS. they were EVIL about that wholesome dinner bit like :((( oh to see the fam happy and safe again :(((#like im throwing up frankly. people were right this movie IS sad i underestimated their assessment 😭#to lighten the mood in my heart. charles really do be an old man in this movie hes such a menace to logan JELKAK #god. Most Normal X-Men Movie Watcher Focuses On Professor X During The Movie About Logan VEJLKJA #ok im done. sorry i just keep replayin that bit in my head where theyre in the car and logans just 'Did You Take Your Meds SHOW'#like pelase. jaeRLKEaj ok im gonna try drawing i looked at my wall long enough and i think i can draw something

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