#play your corner

[parisoonic]

its not my fault i keep playing against Daniel Day-Lewis mfs

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

[whatsitzface]

Fuck every percy jackson "fan" who is still complaining about percy & annabeths HAIR COLOURS being different then in the books. I hope Nico is blonde so that all of you cry and scream like fucking toddlers

[slaygentford]

ms reid calling dream lestat daffy is a huge win for my political stance as a top donor to the lestat not very smart party. so glad that we're all on the same page re lestat being utterly empty behind the eyes and not even in a psychopath way just in a truly and genuinely not a lot going on up there way

[pushing500]

Mechi's new munchkin cat has been patrolling the containment chamber frequently, keeping the entities in line. She's DOCTOR Charlotte now. She has doctorates in Itty-Bitty-Leggies and Cuteness 101.

Thanks to unlocking the "power" psycast from Vanilla Psycasts Expanded, Mechi can now paint with all the colours of psychically-powered electronic equipment.

A prisoner quest from a local tribe gives us juuust enough glitterworld medicine to cure said prisoner Paul's paralytic abasia if we wanted to... which we don't.

Hello Paul, welcome to Sparks. Settle down and get ready for seven days of nutrient paste and staring at the stark white walls under fluorescent white lights. You'll love it.

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[bumblingbabooshka]

Is she a fierce mean femdom queen who loves pegging her man or is she just non-white? Answer Quickly.

[xinyuehui]

﹢﹢ Spring Outing ✦ Li Shen ﹢﹢

[posalis]

thinking abt tashi talking about tennis being a relationship. thinking abt her saying that it's like being in love, like not existing. that it is going somewhere beautiful together. thinking abt her seeing something between art and patrick that made her say "i'm not a homewrecker". thinking about her making them talk about their feelings for each other or anything intimate that happened between them and right after that being ready to make out. thinking abt her leading the way for them to kiss. thinking abt her being ready to leave as soon as they kissed each other. thinking abt her suggesting that they give her good fucking tennis (a relationship) to get her number after she said once again that she's not a homewrecher but they still didn't give up on her. almost as if even if she was attracted enough to them both to make out with them, what attracted her the most was their intimacy and their capacity to give her the most beautiful tennis match ever. all of this just for them to give her mid:

[witchofthesouls]

Weird headcanon, but I do enjoy the thought that in some iterations, Ravage is more like a Wine Aunt/Baileys Grandma to Soundwave as she came from a different Cassette Carrier. Either directly "inherited" from a guttetmech Cassette-Carrier, or she chanced upon a lost Soundwave and took him under her paws as they help each other put.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

shoutout to Frank, he's gonna fall for / has fallen for the most suspicious puppet in the neighborhood

[valtsv]

i can't believe that there's a movie about mothman with a handful of relatively well-known actors in the cast and it fucking sucks (← he just lost 2 hours of his life he'll never get back to the mothman prophecies)

[squintsintwink]

I think bands would’ve been a cooler addition to high school years than thrifting, and bubble tea

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

In another universe Christine and Erik skipped town and they live happily together raising Gustave...

[fullscoreshenanigans]

When you think about how this was Emma contemplating what makes a person themselves and whether losing one's memories constitutes death, and her allowing the fear wash over her because despite everything she said to the demon god about it being too little of a reward to pay, now that she's back in reality it just hits her what she's going to have to give up when her family is so integral to her being, and because the moon is the only witness of this, she lets those emotions ride themselves out while she has the privacy before she gathers herself and returns to the paradise hideout.

The pure acceptance one can feel in that last panel as she lets a breath out and calms herself once the fear ebbs a bit because there's still work to be done before that can all happen, and she can't let it get the best of her forever, but it's still better to let those emotions play out naturally and acknowledge them rather than squashing them down and pretending they aren't real.

[soullessjack]

idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time

[bumblingbabooshka]

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