#platonically duhhh

[rewritingcanon]

ok idk if this is a popular movie or if no one knows it but that one taiwanese movie about that cop who’s forced into a marriage with a dead man he accidentally tied himself to? this but scorbus au.

[pretty-little-mind33]

DAVE WITH A FELLOW NERD FEM!READER

Ask: hiii, i have a dave lizewski request. it would be so nice to see headcanons for dave dating a nerd like him, except shes more quiet and sarcastic. like she and dave r the epitome of loser in the body of a hot person lmao. we need more loser x loser representation in dave fanfics HAHAHAH. hope this makes sense 😭😭😭

~ loser x loser is so real. i hope you like this! it's short and sweet 🫶 ~

• Dave knows he's a loser and sure, sometimes, it bothers him but mostly? Mostly he doesn't mind. He likes the things he likes! (Plus being Kick-Ass does make him feel better about himself—he feels badass!)

• You also know you're a loser but unlike Dave, there isn't really any time when it bothers you. You have your friends and you're happy! So what if you're a little weird? Being weird is fun!

• Of course, neither you or Dave are in any way ugly—which makes things easier. Still, people don't ask you guys out because they're intimidated by both your niche interests and quirkiness.

• You met Dave in class when he'd sat behind you and asked for a pencil. You handed him one with small cartoon figures of various comic characters, not thinking much of the interaction, but for him it was as if an arrow had stuck his chest.

• Love at first sight!

• Or just a really really really deep infatuation.

• He asked around about you, which of course ended up fruitless because no one is school knows much about you. You're shy. And anyways, the ones who do know just say you're guarded and that he shouldn't mess with you.

• Dave wasn't planning on messing with you! He just wanted to talk and ask you about comics (he's overjoyed to find out a girl seems to like comics like he does! A cute girl!)

• When you finally talk to him, you're directly sassy with him. "What do you want from me, Lizewski?"

• Dave's cheeks turn pink and he's blushing SO hard. "I- thank you for your pencil—" Of course he'd forgotten to give it back but he hands it to you now, his hands shaky, "I- I also like comics. Do you like DC? Marvel?"

• Your eyes lit up. Opportunity to talk about something you love?! YES PLEASE.

• Boom! Immediate friendship! You guys go on little dates to the comic book store (platonic in the beginning). If you're an artist, he likes watching you draw fan-art and if you're a writer he'll read your fanfiction lmaoo he's supportive like that.

• Dave will also cosplay with you if you're into that (only he won't cosplay as Kick-Ass, which you think is a shame considering he'd look soooooo good in the suit 😏😉)

• Your first kiss? Awkward af. If you have glasses, 100% your glasses hit his and he freaks out. You both mess it up but in the end you end up laughing SO hard.

• He's really sweet to you and his friends all joke that you and him are like the IT couple—but for nerds. He'll flip his friends off but kiss your cheek.

• Dave loves that he can ramble with you and you listen to him without complaining. He's SO comfortable around you because you're so similar.

• You both kinda feed into your interests and delusions and have the BEST laughs. He's really your best friend!

• Friends to Lovers duhhh 😜

• Dave would do the cringey/cute holding hand in the back pocket thing from movies and shows…yk the one! You'd pretend to hate it but secretly you'd love it and you want him to continue doing it!

• Dave is a big movie nerd. So movie nights every friday, including drive-in's if possible (you drive lol). He's also a big movie talker so he'll yap and yap but you don't mind.

• And if you do you'll throw popcorn in his face to shut him up.

• Overall, bbg is so boyfriend material for a nerd!reader! He just gets you and he's a silly guy who wants to make his gal happy 💞

[guerrillateezsworld]

I crave 2023 Bill smut, possibly headcanons because ykyk

OMG REALLLLLL IM DOING THIS RN I LITERALLY LOVE YOU !!!!!

2023 BILL KAULITZ NSFW HEADCANNONS

warnings: nsfw duhhh, daddy kink, cursing, dom and sub bill (a mix of both because why not), praising and degrading (by both of you), nicknames like slut and whore (used by both of you), mentions of spanking, and anything else that i missed

a/n: this is such a good idea thank you so much. i’ve honestly thought abt this a lot. so enjoy!!

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dom!2023 bill

honestly now that he’s so much more grown up, he’s a more mature dom. he absolutely knows what he’s doing now and uses it to his advantage

he always makes sure he knows your boundaries and what you like and don’t like

when he was younger, it was more of goofy yet jealous dom. now it’s mature, hot, jealous, smart, slutty dom

he’s so so so much more confident in himself now that he’s older. he understands himself much more than he used to. he’s grown to understand no one’s perfect and he’s not perfect and that he doesn’t need to please people but himself🫶🏻

he knows how to get his way, so when he’s a dom, you best listen to him or he’ll make you

HES A FUCKING BRAT TAMER. he don’t fuck around when you’re a brat. he will fuck the attitude out of you until you’re at his mercy and crying

brat taming and orgasm denial are his faves. he knows when to stop and he knows not to go too far.

SPANKING OMG. HE LOVES IT SO MUCH. even if it’s just platonic he’ll still smack your butt. but during intimate times, smacking your ass and clit (i hate that word) are his faves.

he loves calling you whore, slut, baby, baby girl/boy, darling. pretty much anything depending on the mood

normally, he’s pretty normal. not too rough or too slow. pretty much in the middle.

after concerts or after practice, is usually when he’s rough as fuck. he’s got all that extra/after e very built up. or whenever he feels like he messed up a lot during practice or concerts

and if you’ve been a brat, teasing him, flirting with the other boys. then you’re in for a ride🫶🏻

he’s super super protective of you. i don’t really think he’s open to the idea of sharing you right now. especially during the first year or so of dating. he’s still insecure at times so he just doesn’t want you to leave him for someone else or even another band member

i feel like he’s pretty kinky. no leash but i feel like a collar with his initials on it would be pretty cool to him. even in a non sexual way, he feels happy that you have something with him on it.

he lovessss toys. vibrators are his fave tho trust me on that. even if you use them on him he loves it. he loves edging you with a vibrator

also, he likes tying you up and also being tied up. not too weird or crazy, just maybe hands bound and/or feet bound. depending on what you both like, he’ll make it work

praises such as “you’re doing so well for me”, “you take me so well baby”, “you can do more cant you? for daddy?”

degrading such as: “you know i don’t appreciate sluts like you”, “stop being a fucking brat. or i’ll have to spank you”, “you can do better than that. since you were all touchy and feely with the boys and you know i don’t like that, why don’t you go show them how much of a whore you are” 😫

sub!2023 bill

sub bill is a fucking brattttt. like i said before, he likes being tied up. when you tie his hands behind his back so he can’t touch you or himself when you’re pleasuring him or yourself

he fucking loves being called your slut or whore. like when you’re hitting it from the back (whether with your cock (ew) or a strap on) he just needs to be degraded i know it

i feel like he rather be degraded then praised since he’s such a brat. he likes to ignore you or disobey you because he likes getting on your nerves.

he loves getting punished omggggg. like when he’s purposely flirting with people and he knows that pisses you off. so when you both get home, he’s in for a ride

tie his hands up and put a vibrator on him. don’t let him cum until you say so. edge him till he’s crying pls🫶🏻 and he can’t talk unless you say so

start at the lowest setting and if he makes any noise, keep going higher until the highest setting. he loves it trust me

you guys both have a safe word by the way in case it gets too much. if he happens to say it, immediately stop and put everything away and just pamper him. run him a nice warm bath, maybe with some bubbles, and just sit in there with him to calm him down. same if you say it

aftercare is a must. whether you’re vanilla or not. it’s a must no matter what. baths, cleaning up, helping each other get ready for bed. or if you do it in the morning, get ready for the day.

he curses soooo much. i mean so do you, but not as much as him. you just make him feel so so good that he can’t help but whine and babble because he can barely talk

he loves when you fuck him so much that he can’t talk and all that’s on his mind is you and how good you’re making him feel. he just can’t help it. poor thing

praises you say such as: “good job baby boy”, “you’re talking my fingers/cock/strap on so well”, “you feel so good baby. you make me feel so good”

degrading things you say such as: “come on and take me whore”, “you’re such a slut for me, eh?”, “slutty boys don’t get to cum”

basically he just loves you so much not matter what. not just the sex. no matter if he’s a dom or a bottom, he loves you❤️

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andddd done!! i hope you enjoyed anon🫶🏻

t-list: @burntb4bydoll @memog1rl

[rosadreams]

To see you again

Characters involved: General Lilia x fem fae reader + fem reader x Silver(platonic; mother son relationship)

CW: TWST chp 7 spoilers, reader is NOT Yuu, reader is ded duhhh

Synopsis: Silver never thought that he would be able to see his dead mother again in his father's dreams.

"How dare you harm the general! Guards, seize these humans at once!" Baul yelled, and suddenly, the nocturnal faes were surrounding Silver, Sebek, Grim and Yuu, ready to fight. "Hey you guys, Im fine. it's not like Im hurt. I only dropped my mask." Lilia said, still feeling a little mildly shocked that a mere human managed to even make him drop his mask.

"But-!"

"What's going on?" A soft, melodic voice intercepts in to the conversation. Baul and the other fae soldiers suddenly straightened their back, hand in a salute position as they greet a fae women who has just arrived.

"We greet the Lady of House Vanrouge!"

"Oh no need for the formalities! Just call me Y/N!" The fae women chuckled, and immediately, both Sebek and Silver can feel their blood running cold.

Y/N Vanrouge? As in Lilia's wife? The one who died 4 years ago?

Silver could hear his heart pounding nervously. He had prayed every single day to see you, his dead mother again. Though he knows that it was just a futile hope, he had never imagine seeing you alive in front of him - technically alive in this dream.

You looked younger than the boy had remembered. Your eyes are full of life, face free from wrinkles, looking young and beautiful. "Y/N, what are you doing here? It's dangerous." Lilia reprimands you coldly, but you know that that is his way of caring you. He does not like to show his weak side in front of his subordinates.

"I thought you needed a helping hand." You turned to look at the 3 humans and 1 cat who were staring at you with their mouth open wide, probably amazed by your beauty. "Whose this?"

For once, Silver had to hold back himself from running into your arms, calling you mother.

"My name is Silver, I am your son. I missed you, mother."

[jungkookslipring]

Hi can you do BTS Tickle fic please

DUHHH

Pairings: Lee! Jungkook Ler! Jimin (with a lil bit of V) Relationship: Platonic Genre: T-word

"Jimin-sii"

"MAKNAE-AH!" Jimin's voice booms in the hallway as the boys wrap up filming one of their Run!BTS episodes. Jungkook looked up from the couch shocked but displayed his precious bunny smile.

"What what what?" he asked. His 5'6 (I think) Hyung came storming into the room to face him.

"Who taught you to disrespect Hyung like that?" Jimin asked with a failed serious face, the corners of his mouth rising with every word that fell. Jungkook had to think about it for a second before he started laughing. His "Jimin come here" comment must have been what he meant. Jimin was not having it. He too thought it was hilarious but still needed an excuse for what he was about to do.

"Oh, so you think this is funny, huh?" Jimin asked as he wasted no time throwing his hands to Jungkook's side. squeezing like there was no tomorrow as the younger through his head back and laughed even more.

"Disrespectful brat, I am two years older than you! I have eaten more bowls of rice in my two years of life before you were even born!" he scolded with the biggest smile on his face. Jungkook's bunny laugh filled the room as the others gathered around with smiles on their faces, seeing two of the maknae line members having fun.

"Youhouhou don't care whehehen I sayhahay thahahahat," Jungkook laughed as he squeezed his eyes shut.

"That's Taehyung brat I'm still older!" Jimin finished before moving his hands up to be shoved under Jungkoo's arms. Jungkook squeezed his arms tight as much as possible to prevent the evil fingers to move even further to his death spot. Taehyung came around the couch and got a hold of his arms, prying them over his head so Jimin had better access.

"Woah! How did you get so str-BAHAHAHAHA HYUNG!!" Jungkook screeched as Jimin drilled his thumbs into his pits. Jungkook shook his head like a mad man as the other Maknaes tortured the hell out of him. Jimin continued tickling him until Jungkook started wheezing. Taehyung let go of his arms and started rubbing his shoulders, giggles continuing to flow from the youngest. Jimin pat his leg snd got down on his knees.

"So whats my name, Jungkookie?" Jimin asked with a big smile. It took Jungkook a minute to catch his breath before he made eye contact, smirked, and whispered.

"Jimin-ssi?"

He bolted. He ran so fast out of the changing room with Jimin hot on his heels. This was going to be a long evening.

[pekodayz]

aini and oso whatever thing i made at 3am (rubbing my temples and sobbing)

this was just me typing on my phone straight thru, no looking back so it's gonna sound not profresh duhhh . ok don't whateves dont look at me i like odd platonic odd relationships

I feel like aini looks at oso as someone she holds near and dear to her. Yeah she doesn’t wanna pursue a relationship with him but the feeling of being around him makes her feel a bit better about herself, way better even. She has always seen her peers get some sort of love and affection as in like flirtatious comments being thrown at them and such. But aini has never..been asked out or even approached at the idea. She brushed it off as petty human nonsense. but deep down, she’s hurting a bit. She doesn’t care for relationships, but the mere thought of not being wanted or just even the slightest bit of fascination…makes her question herself. Am I deem-able? I shouldn’t care for this…but, I really wish someone would at least tell me how they feel about me. Yes she’s annoying and obnoxious, but she does that to cover up her true feelings….the feelings that shape her to be like this. Though I did say “true feelings”, Aini’s out-spoken part of her is real, I mean she’s not faking it. She doesn’t have a preferred liking to a gender, honestly she’s ace. She’s just starved of a specific type of attention. While she does get called cute by others, she just wants to have some sort of feeling of “huh, wow…we treat each other like absolute animals, but they care about me…” (we know who she’s referring to, right) Okay well aini does get the love and attention from molly and Usiuii. But yknow, that’s bff stuff, ofc ! They love each other so so so much!!! Aini has seen the compliments get thrown at her other 2 friends. She wonders in a way like hm…am I having internal conflict? No, that’s ridiculous…feeble minded words. It’s confusing for aini because she feels guilt for thinking like this. The human race is nothing but…she stops herself there…this chuni brain gets put on hold as she begins to question her own self. I wish I was held by someone..just for a mere moment would be nice. Disgusting, an arm around me…stupid. Aini doesn’t want to be clingy to her dearest friends, so she just does her little tsun act and just shove them off like ough get away from ME. Though she has her weak moments and hopes that they’ll notice (they do) and react accordingly.

Aini gets the cartoonish jealously when she sees others get that stupid human affection…then she pouts about it for a while. Gross…she thinks. Ok now for when she does have her moments with O. She sees him as a rival of some sorts..though she knows she has the one-up. (A job, surprisingly better personality…) Though, I suppose their bickering and arguing does end up with them just sitting there. Why are we yelling so much…couldn’t we just get to know each other more? No? Aini ponders that thought a little, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to try and get to know him more. He does look like he cares. They’re both hard to read as to the weird repress thing aini does and oso’s not-showing-what the hell-is wrong with him mentality.

She..cares about him, idiotic disgusting low-life of a human..someone she cares for. Unbelievable. People like him should be ignored. But that would be a tad bit rude now wouldnt it. (Look they’ve been hanging out for a while now) The company that aini has dealt with..more so just going to up him or him going up to her, starting something between them. That strengthened whatever kind of friendship this is between them.

Aini wonders if oso cares about her too. (Though she hasnt shown and prob will extremely seldomly show those emotions as well) He does ofc, but for someone as annoying as her, and for someone as idiotic as him…he’s not gonna admit that either. I dunno. Aini would never beat the living shit out of Usiuii and molly even though molly has to put aini and Usiuii in their places from time to time. (aini and usiuii also fight..but not to extreme lengths, just aggressive playful <3) So seeing osomatsu and how he is towards her makes things a lot more reasonable as to beat the shit out of him (and vice versa for him) Aini doesn’t see a relationship in her future, but having a platonic whatever-this-is with osomatsu would be nice. umm marriage scares her and the thought of a relationship is crazy too. Bound for eternity (is what she thinks) is frightening. Even tho he’s osomatsu, she wouldn’t mind dealing with him forever. Like she would prob be super happy knowing someone is more annoying than her, telling him that out loud is the norm. but her true feelings would just make her embarrassed to admit.

Gagging at these thoughts but aini puts a little too much thought in herself, seeing how she’s like super boisterous and loud when she wants to be. It gets to the point where she overthinks the stupid things and ends up riled up, but ends up calming down. Okay gagging fr fr but as much as she wants to avoid something like this, aini really wants someone to just like uhhhhhh yknow .hold her. A pathetic sub-human man. Platonic cuddling exists, yeah????? Like they both get super embarrassed but yknow it’s nice to have someone there..

I stated this a long time ago (i gotta find it and rb it) but aini has a thing where she just gets incredibly clingy when she gets sleepy. I suppose after her and oso have their stupid dumb arguments, they’re like walking together. Aini glancing over at him multiple times and he’s just yknow .yeah.. So they gradually step closer and closer to each other, and oso let’s her cling onto his arm or smth (ew ) cuddling up on him and shit. DISGUSTING 😭 they’re both sweating, blushing and freaking out btw. bc like that’s so foreign for the both of them..idkkkk smth as intimate as this (i am aware that cuddling isn’t like sex but yeah it still sets off the same vibe to me LEVA EME ALONE) is so woaughhhh.. hey it’s 331 am.

Ok ok I need to rb like the stuff abt aini bc this is just her inner dwellings. (SHES STILL CHUNI ONE TOOTH POUTY GUN OKAYY) Someone she only opens up to a select few. Unfortunately, osomatsu is one of them. She knows he wouldn’t tell anyone ..so I suppose ITS FINE. like yeah he’s fucking oughhh but he would share such vulnerable moments between them like wtf..

[sewers-headmates]

hello my beloved bah blog /p looking for a charlie weasley & an arthur weasley. if you'd like to use your mysterious new form, you can. i don't remember if you use xenogenders in your packs... if you do, 1-3 xenogenders for charlie? if not, all good! neither character is super fleshed out in source or as the barebones fictives already in our brain, so feel free to get creative! consang okay but not required.

- @roses-bah-garden

this one will take us a bit so i apologize in advance if it’s slow. also duhhh they kiss what is this not the most rq blog you’ve ever seen /t

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Info

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Name: Charles, William, Louis, Andrew, Samuel, Kenneth, Benjamin

Nicknames: Charlie, Will, Lou, Andy, Sam/Sammy, Ken/Kenny, Ben/Benji

Middle Name: Ignatius, Leander, Fabian

Last Name: Weasley

Age: 19-26, ageflux

Pronouns: he/him, they/them, dra/dragon, dragon/dragons, fla/flair, flame/flames, scale/scales, myth/myths

Height: 6’0

Zodiac: sagittarius

Species: wizard, human

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Labels

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Gender: male, dragongender, firegender, dracogender

Sexual Orientation: gay

Romantic Orientation: demiromantic

Mono, Ambi, Poly: poly

cisIDs: red hair, brown eyes, freckles, pure blood, wizard, dragonologist, gryffindor, asocial, autistic, BPD, parentified 

transIDs: transADHD, transAnemia, transHeterochromia, transBlueEye, transHOH, permaDissociated, transHearingAid, transAVPD, transARFID, transHarmed, transAbused

Paraphiles: consang, zoophile, drakophilia, frotteurism, haemotophilia

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System Info

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Roles: caretaker, trauma holder, mood booster

Source: harry potter

Notable Source Memories/Details:

- when they were younger had a relationship (/r /sx) with Bill

- despite this finds the concept of getting with Fred, George, Ron or Ginny horrific and views them as his baby siblings in a platonic sense

- took a lot of the parenting of his siblings

- most of his memories do involve his family and pretty domestic stuff + hogwarts

Possible Front Triggers: dragons, his family, quills

Sign Offs: -🐉💕, -💚

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Personality

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Summery: Charlie is a very soft and caring alter. He goes out of his way to try and not cause problems to others normally resulting in him burning himself out with stress. It’s important for him to find a strong support system insys. Charlie has his closest support in Arthur who is the main alter who can tell when he is holding to much in or to stressed. Charlie is great with kids and loves them dearly, treating most kids like his siblings. Overall a good guy who needs a break

Likes: dragons, flying, his family, magical beasts, caves, children, the moon

Dislikes: walking, morning, water, stress, surprises

Hobbies: dragons, studying, writing

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Fun Extras

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Typing Quirk: none

Playlist: not my playlist but this one fits well! time: 2h 26m

Opinion Stances: pro-consent, pro-fiction, complex contact, anti harrasment, anti discourse

Kinlist:

Mituna Captor - Homestuck

Fluttershy - My Little Pony

Frisk - Undertale

Drgaonkin

Snakekin

Beekin

Appearance:

Aesthetic:

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Info

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Name: Arthur

Middle Name: Harfang

Last Name: Weasley

Age: 40-50

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 5’11

Zodiac: aquarius

Species: wizard, human

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Labels

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Gender: male

Sexual Orientation: bisexual

Romantic Orientation: biromantic

Mono, Ambi, Poly: poly

cisIDs: english, red hair, green eyes, pure blood, fair skin, gryffindor, autistic

transIDs: transADHD, transDPD, transCaneUser, permaHappy (ok was struggling with these so not a lot i’m sorry)

Paraphiles: consang, odaxelagnia, agonophilia, vigiliaphilia

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System Info

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Roles: protector

Source: harry potter

Notable Source Memories/Details:

- most of his memories are work focused

- nothing to source divergent except the fact he is dating his son

Possible Front Triggers: his kids, stupid muggle gadgets, the smell of books

Sign Offs: -🖊️❤️, -🌻🎞️

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Personality

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Summery: Arthur is a very focused alter, he tends to hyperfocus on specific goals. This can tend to him ignoring many other things. He cares deeply about his family and will do anything in his power to keep them safe. Arthur is relativity passive when it comes to matters with himself but agressive when it comes to other’s needs.

Likes: muggle items, his family, stars, nature, rain

Dislikes: hot weather, snow, people who upset his family

Hobbies: hiking, swimming, nature based activities

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Fun Extras

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Typing Quirk: none

Opinion Stances: does not care about online stuff enough to be honest

Appearance:

Aesthetic:

i’m proud with these two! i hope you enjoy them! feel free to change whatever! these two took me a while! now i wanna rp harry potter t^t

-mod richie

[noxiatoxia]

i cant NOT ask about a ship chart for hikakao regardless of what everyone knows about your feelings on hikakao

still failing to get a bingo duhhh.......regardless. we all know that im feral about those twins. twincest numero uno and all that.

The one space I put a * on is one I didn't feel like I could fulllyyy mark because it's a tricky subject. Because tbh i have not really seen many serious character studies for hikakao. most people who write for hikakao do it for yaoiz or for a dramatic (usually unrequited) love story, WHICH IS FINE BTW, I love twincest yaoi as much as the next guy and im also a sucker for angst, but the fact is I've not come into very many cases where people try to dissect their relationship and so it's hard for me to concretely say "Hey, I don't really agree how they're portrayed in the fan base"

That being said, there areee hikakao tropes I'm not a fan of & don't agree with, such as Kaoru hating haruhi out of jealousy (not saying he would be incapable of being jealous, just that i don't think he'd ever hate haruhi, he likes her a lot guys), Kaoru being very emo depressed (yes he is depressed/anxious and tbh I think the main issue here is less people write him with depression but more that people who write it tend to write it in a very uh. .. wattpad style if you know what i mean. which again is fine, fanfic is an outlet, but i just dont agree at all with that portrayal), hikaru being generally ooc (iykyk) and prob some other stuff i failed to mention. however a lot of this seems to be more of an old school ff.net issue, as i see it less and less on ao3, which is nice, but still.

It doesn't really help that I have a very specific outlook on their relationship that doesn't neatly fall into society's per-defined labels for a "romantic relationship" or "platonic friendship" or even what it means to be siblings. And a lot of that - how i view their relationship - is shaped by the way they themselves grew up. they have a very complicated history and even in their present, it is showing an era in their adolescence that includes a lot of change both to their lives and their outlook on it. such things will lead to an equally complicated relationship that can't really be described simply as "they are in love <3" like yes i think they are soulmates. no i dont think they are romantically involved. yes i think they fuck. no i dont think they consider themselves in a relationship or even "friends with benefits" (ironic considering i marked that spot but i did it out of simplicity bc that's how it comes off a lot of the time ...) liiike they are each other's most important person in the world. they love each other so much. but idk if they're in love y'know. of course, i love reading and even writing stories where there ARE romantic feelings involved, because different interpretations and AUs are fun, but speaking from a strictly canon pov, i think whatever they feel for each other can't really be described as romantic or platonic or familial, it's just love, plain and simple.

sometimes i like to think despite fucking his brother on the reg hikaru considers himself straight. kaoru is the exception, he doesn't count, family discount or whatever .

[rainbluealoekitten]

For the arthurian ask game

🗡 🫂 💚 😤

🗡️Who Are You Betting On In This Month's Tournament?:

omg lancelot ofc?? he is the best knight in all of christendom duhhh and galahad does not count. he's like the kids who inherited kids united though i was in love with ezra

there are two squares (on desktop) so i'll answer both

🫅Favorite Lady/Damsol/Queen:

listen. listen it's everybody's first choice except Cool People but it has to be guinevere bc. how can it not. she simply is

omg just realised there are THREE square emojis not showing up but it's ok

🥰An Arthuriana Headcanon:

the orkney brothers knew who gareth was and would intentionally come up with ridiculous shit to say to kay about "beaumains"

🫂Platonic Ship(s):

idk i'm kind of obsessed with arthur and lancelot ngl. i realise this is all simply scratching the surface of arthurian legend but i am a very simple person where i fall in love with the first thing i see, and everything after is so much harder to be invested in

💚 Favorite Quest/Story Arc:

TRISTAN AND ISEULT. i cried i criiieed let me tell you they are so wonderful and in the retelling i read, tristan was telling the first half of the story himself

😤Your Most Specific Nitpick About Your Fave (anything from "Gareth would not have a beard" to "this is basically a different guy"):

YIPPEE sir lancelot DID know it was not guinevere in that tower like PLEASE the knight of the cart is not going to fall for a silly magic trick there HAS to be more be so fr

[m4homes]

HHELLLOOOOOOO :] tysm for tagging me @ceruleanwind as i awake from a deep nap ... i love u ....

Last song I listened to: burning house by julia wolf OR poltergeist by deftones . i dont remember

Favourite colour: PINK.

Currently watching: after mota i'm keeping up w/ f1 obvi and manhunt on apple tv

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: sweet x7384303848403438

Relationship status: sometimes i form strange parasocial relationships via the internet where the lines between platonic and not blur a little too much . but i haven't had one of those in a while. and i'm ACTIVELY ignoring the one coworker that has a crush on me .... i'm staying single for montreal gp .......

Current obsession: duhhh it's mota i'm so fucking back into my hbowar era. but that's like an "other than f1" cuz i'm always permanently obsessed with f1 even if i dont come around much anymore . i've been back on my lando and liam bs lately

Last thing I googled: iowa wolf population . theni passed out for three hours

tagging my go-to shawties as always, as forever. idc if u been tagged already or will be @pursuingsunshine @ncytiri

[wutheringheathcliff]

Snape asks

1. Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

Snily & Snape X reader from Broken Silnece.

2. What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?

Black & answer is obvious.

3. Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?

Scar from Lion King.

4. Do you think Snape remained a virgin?

No. That man loved Lily but if you don't have sex for your entire life, hormones + added stress he experienced could kill you. Not joking.

5. Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

Yes. I don't hc him as a loser with no friends. We know that Snape was fond of Malfoys.

6. If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?

Latin DUHHH.

7. Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?

McGonagall.

8. If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?

Slytherin.

9. What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?

I think he has a bad habit of not eating, not that he doesn't want to but he forgets bc he's stupid and used to it. He has a sweet tooth and I won't hear any disagreement on this.

10. Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Yes.

11. Your favourite scenes with book/movie! Snape?

The one where he embarrasses the shit out of Lockhart. And also in cos when he's possessive of his job. Mf is so funny.

12. If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?

LUNA!!!!!!

13. Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?

Well, no. I loved the book Snape at the age of 6. Even if Alan is my favourite actor I only heard him playing Snape at the age of 11.. So.

14. What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?

Felix Felixis ?

15. If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?

Reading, brewing and sometimes smoking.

16. Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?

NEVER. I'VE BEEN DEFENDING THAT MAN SINCE FOREVER. I'VE LOST SHIT WHILE DEFENDING HIM!

17. Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?

Yes. It wasn't something he wanted and the guilt of losing Lily would be a lot too.

18. Your favourite physical feature of Snape?

His nose. So beautiful.

19. According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?

Being dead.

20. Why do you love Snape so much?

I relate to him.

21. What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Unpopular opinion but he used the memory of Eileen I'm sure. Yes, it could be Lily too. But something about him and Eileen...

22. Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?

No.

23. What do you think Snape wore under his robes?

White shirt, black trousers and black pants (pants in British sense).

24. Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?

Mhm.

25. Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?

As much as I love all of my comfort characters, nobody compares to him

26. What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?

Classics, mystery, dark romance in a mysterious and tragic way.

27. Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

YES. THAT'S HIS MAMA IDC.

28. Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?

Yes. I've dealt with a teacher like him and I'm his fav so.

29. How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?

The way it's described in BS tbh.

30. If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?

M word marauders.

31. Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?

Bipolar disorder, PTSD.

32. If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?

Umm idk.

33. Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?

If I speak...

34. Do you have any Snape NOTPs?

Any Snape x marauders and students (from hp books) tbh.

35. Snapey BROTPs?

Narcissa & Severus. Lucius & Severus. Charity, Aurora & Severus.

36. Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?

I think despite his awful ways of taking care of himself he had a strong immune system so... He didn't get sick easily and if he did Poppy used to make him drink soups and shit.

37. Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?

His beard ?

38. Which type of weather does Snape prefer?

Gloomy. Not rainy, nor sunny, nor windy or snowy. Just gloomy with dark clouds and slow breeze.

39. How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?

... I've thought and none of them are pleasant or happy so.

40. Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?

Eileen. Dumbledore also, I know we hate him still

41. Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?

Soft side obviously.

42. Do you think Snape cried often?

No.

43. What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

Pride & Prejudice. Wuthering Heights also.

44. What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?

Dunno tbh.

45. Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?

Bi.

46. Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?

N O N E.

47. How many points do you think Snape would've

awarded during his career?

Most to Slytherins ig.

48. Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Yes.

49. Do you prefer tall!Snape or short! Snape?

Tall, I'm not stupid.

50. Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?

Hell no.

Snape asks

Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?

Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?

Do you think Snape remained a virgin?

Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?

Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?

If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?

What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?

Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Your favourite scenes with book/movie!Snape?

If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?

Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?

What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?

If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?

Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?

Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?

Your favourite physical feature of Snape?

According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?

Why do you love Snape so much?

What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?

What do you think Snape wore under his robes?

Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?

Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?

What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?

Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?

How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?

If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?

Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?

If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?

Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?

Do you have any Snape NOTPs?

Snapey BROTPs?

Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?

Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?

Which type of weather does Snape prefer?

How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?

Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?

Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?

Do you think Snape cried often?

What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?

Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?

Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?

How many points do you think Snape would've awarded during his career?

Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Do you prefer tall!Snape or short!Snape?

Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?

Reblog and let your followers ask more about how you think of Snape :3

[maxverstappentv]

FERN

MINT

FRENCH ROSE

this gif😭 kissing you platonically duhhh😙😙

[jessisajackass]

jackass romantic hc's

first writing post ^_^ srry its a little short-ish

i don't write head-cannons that often but i think this would be a good start to show how i personally believe these guys would be in a relationship. simple & sweet!

i DO take requests so if you want me to write something specific just let me know! platonic HC's are up next! also also, i do write for the other guys, they just have to be requested!

johnny knoxville: 

i think he’d be super funny

always trying to make jokes and play around duhhh

he’s so tall i feel like he would always rest his chin on your head

and if he had to go anywhere for like a public event (mtv-awards) he would totally wanna take you! dress you up all pretty LOL

also if you got hurt, i don’t think he’d be super like “aww r u okay?” naw. he’d be like “you’re good just walk it off” LMAO

idk i think yall would just constantly hug, not in a weird/awkward way it’d just be like you’re glued to each other CUTEEE

steve-o:

crazy party bf to the max

i think in front of others, he’d be more like knoxville (trying to make jokes and stuff) but when it’s just you two i think he’d be so calm! like you just make him chill and idk it’s very sweet

i think he’d be very receptive to what you say if you get me? like he wants to know what you think of him

“babe watch this…don’t you think that’s cool? right?”

or if you told him to stop something, you’re the only one he’d listen to and stop immediately AWWW

bam margera:

he’d be SOOO protective

totally starting bar fights over guys that look at you the wrong way, etc. 

when it’s just you two though, he’d totally try to play fight OMGGG

this is an odd one but i feel like he’s an annoying sleeper -_- hogging the blanket, sticking and kicking his legs out URGGHHH

he’d beg for you to come with him for skating events (which you happily obliged) and i can imagine the matching outfits LMAO

MATCHING TATTOOS BTW. CONFIRMED. 

ryan dunn:

i wanna say he’d be plain but that’s not the right word for it

i think he would be very “go with the flow” and want to make you happy

doing everything you want to do, making sure you’re content. 

“if you’re happy, i’m happy” kinda vibes AWWWW

if y’all had a “relationship pose” it would be u in a headlock LMAOOO

i also think he would always be so proud

“no…y/n would like it this way, she’s told me before” ETC. CUTEEE

[txdoroki]

Hello ^^~

May I request Todoroki, Bakugo, Midoriya and Denki's reaction to the readers confession? In which they also have a crush on the reader? 💜

hi! yes ofc,, sorry it took so long for me to get back to you! been busy >,<

since it’s so long it’ll be under the cut :^

include todoroki, bakugou, midoriya, denki, kirishima :P 

might do a pt 3, lmk what characters yall wanna see ^-^

part 2 has been done

words: 1696

not edited btw i wrote this at 4am lmk if something doesnt make sense and i’ll fix it ahhhhhhhhhh

todoroki would be like 0-0 the entire time.

“hey todoroki, wanna go out on a date with me? we could go to the movies or wherever, it’s your choice,” you smiled up at him while he walked beside you, carrying both of your bags of schoolwork and books while he stared off at the road in front of you both.

he had always made an effort to do small, caring things for you. he’d hold the door, carry your books, or walk you home after school among many other things. you didn’t think much of it, you’d both been friends for a while, so you figured he was just being kind. no, no that wasn’t it.. he was just bad at showing he wanted to be more than just kind. more than just your friend from a while ago.

he was taken aback by your question, and internally cursed at himself for not asking you weeks ago. 

“um, todoroki?” you softly shook his arm when he seemed to have zoned out on the ground, but your bright smile didn’t fade. he adored that from you, he loved how eager you were to spend time with him. to talk with him. to try and learn about him. to do anything at all with him. you were so sweet and understanding, always. 

“oh, yeah sure,” he nodded at you, glancing down at you from sheer nervousness that you’d be laughing at him. that it’d be a prank. 

when you picked up on how on the edge he seemed to be, you leaned into him a bit, a goofy attempt at ensuring you wanted to go and it wasn’t a forced thing.

“you know, i’ve liked you for a while,” you grinned at him, winking when you saw his eyes quickly flash between content and joy. 

“me too,”

bakugou would be like ??!??!?!?!?!?!!???!?!!? who???? me??!?!?!?!?!!?? how??!?!?!?!?!?! screaming internally but on the outside like duhhhh

“hey, bakugou, i have a crush on you, by the way,” you whispered in his ear from behind the beanbag chair he was seated in. him and denki were in the middle of a wii tennis match, mina, sero, and kirishima all focusing on it to see who won.

“what? fucking dumbass, hold on a sec,” he scoffed when you ran your hair through his hair, ruffling it while he tried batting your hand away with his free one.

he tried to maintain focus on the match, lowkey trying to impress you with him winning. it was difficult, his mind kept drifting off to you and your cute face and your cute- back to the game, he’s gotta win. for you. after what felt like forever, he finally won, then dragged you out of denki’s dorm.

 “ooo sneaky link?” you heard mina giggle, and the three boys that remained in the dorm roared with laughter.

it got louder when bakugou screamed over his shoulder as he took you by the hand away from the dorm, “fuck off, extra, hell no,”

once you were both out of earshot he smirked, “so, you think i’m hot?” he rolled his eyes when you giggled and nodded, and a blush covered both of your faces, “well, you’re okay, i guess,”

“so when’s the date?” you smiled at him, chuckling when he pulled out his phone to check his fucking calendar app. such an old man.

after a few seconds, he pulled up a date on his phone and turned it to you. only a week from then.. ”february 14,” he winked at you and walked away, not even turning back, “see you at the dorm, dumbass,”

midoriya would be like  ≧◉◡◉≦

“all might’s spot as the top hero will not be easily passed by endeavor, or anyone else. he’s great for many reasons, would you like to hear them?” he only paused for a second, turning his head to see your amused nod before immediately continuing, “well first of all his quirk is-”

“midoriya, i wanna date you, if you want,” you interrupted and slowly put a hand on his arm, softly smiling at him.

“huh?” the small sentence shook him from his ranting, and he turned his entire body to look at you. your cheeks heated from the disoriented stare he gave you. he was that shaken up by something you’d said? “really?” 

“yes, of course. you’re very handsome and very passionate and ve-”

“yeah of course i’ll date you, thank you, y/n,” he kissed your forehead before turning back to the school hallway, ignoring the excited giggles of his classmates, “okay, so all might’s quirk is obvi....” his mind started wandering to how excited he was at the thought of dating you. it was a dream come true. “oh, sorry, so his quirk is obviously very good for hero w-”

“midoriya, can we go to your dorm after school?” you interrupted him again, smiling sweetly at him. sometimes it was difficult for him to not talk about heroes and all about them all, but you understood and tried helping out with other things.

“oh, of course, sweetie.. hah, can i call you sweetie? or would you prefer just y/n?” he began going on and on about the different things he wanted to call you if you were comfortable, not stopping until you grabbed his wrist and dragged him to both of yours next bell. 

ugh, calculus.

denki is like oh.? hehehehehehehehe 

you were sprawled out on your best friend’s bed, laying starfish on your back as you huffed about how frustrated and annoying today was. although you held back the most important part. it was especially frustrating how much you adored him. the good ole denki kaminari. you had these feelings for quite a while, trying your best not to confess. i mean, he was a class flirt, he wouldn’t like you back, right?

nah. he hadn’t flirted with anyone other than you in months. and you were the only one that didn’t pick up on it. 

“c’mon, y/n, i know you aren’t telling the full story. say what’s on your mind,” denki lightly ran his fingers up and down your right leg. it tickled but not enough to be uncomfortable. 

“i can’t,” you groaned, giggling when he rolled his eyes and persisted, saying no matter what he wouldn’t tell anyone.

“if you tell me, i’ll give you five bucks, y/n,” he chuckled when you sighed and finally nodded. when you sat up, he turned so you could tell he was listening to what you had to say.

“fine, but only for the money,” you giggled, “i uh.. i’ve been interested in you for a really long time now.. but i understand if you don-” 

wait what

he kissed you, moving his hand up to cup your cheek. your eyes slowly closed, leaning into his touch.

holy shit he kissed you???

when you were let go, your cheeks felt burning hot.

“denk-”

he kissed you again, and you melted into it. it felt like fireworks, euphoria filling your body.

“so does this mean you like me back?” you nervously played with your hands, trying your best to disregard the harsh red blush that was thrown on your face.

“well, duh, took ya long enough,” he chuckled, brushing some of your hair out of your face.

you cried out when you heard the click of his phone camera, and went to hide yourself.

“awe you look so beautiful, y/n. can’t wait to brag about you, baby,” he winked at you, typing something into his phone.

later that day you checked snapchat and saw on his private story the photo of you plus a caption, it read, 

“they finally realized, big dummy. y/n if you see this, you’re lucky you’re a good kisser ;)”

you shook your head and ran to his dorm, pounding on the door. you were gonna beat him up.

kirishima is a big ole softie duhhh everyone knows this. he best boy, no arguing!!

you sighed as kirishima held you to his chest, the lovely feeling of your growing feelings for him hummed in your chest. you had tried hard to push it back, how would that work out? would he reciprocate? was this only platonic?

“are you alright, y/n?” he whispered into your neck when he heard the sigh, trying to hide the deep red hue on his cheeks from you.

you both had agreed not to catch feelings for each other, fine at first with just cuddles and sweet compliments. no specific ties to the affections, just a way for the both of you to feel loved. an ideal thing to have, except that both of you were slowly breaking the agreement. 

you both ached for each other, but neither of you wanted to be the first to admit it. it was simply too risky.

“y-yeah, sorry, just thinking,”

“awe, no need to be sorry, pumpkin, what’s that pretty brain of yours thinking of?” he ran his fingers through your hair, appreciating the shivers of content that had you moving a small bit in his hold.

when you didn’t respond, he cocked an eyebrow, wondering if you hadn’t heard him or if you just chose to be quiet.

“pebble, what’re you thinking about?” he asked again, gently running his hand up and down your arm.

too deep in your thoughts to actually comprehend you were saying this out loud and not in your head, you whispered, “i wanna date you, i don’t want this to be just platonic. i need to be with you, kiri,”

“oh? you need to?” he smirked, chuckling when your eyes widened as you realized you had actually said that out loud, “well, if it’s a need.. i can make it happen, of course,”

“w-wait what?”

“you said you need to be with me, you weren’t lying, were you?” you slowly shook your head no, avoiding his gaze that bore into your skin, “let’s do that then, how’s that sound, pumpkin?”

“good,” you smiled into his chest, trying to move your hand to your arm to pinch you. were you dreaming?

you weren’t, this was real.

the man you’d liked for a while liked you back, oh hell yeah.

[frogboyandzombieface]

Robin for the character asks?

HII NATE :)) thank u for the askkk this was great to come back to after work

my favourite thing about them: EVERYTHING- no but honestly i prolly love her humour the most . like she is SO funny bro she is the queen of funny haha. but also i loVE HER FASHION!;!:&3828 i cant decide between either alright she is amazing

my least favourite thing about them: n o t h i n g. absolutely nothing .

my favourite canon relationship: well she isn't really in any relationship so far bUT I LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE PLATONIC STOBIN!!!! I ADORE IT SO MUCHH <333333 they're just the best duo ok himbo malewifeboss and lesbian girlboss please

my favourite non canon relationship: UHH RONANCE DUHHH ?!?!? ronance is just . so good okay . so excited to see them in s4 plsssss

the sexuality i headcanon for them: well she has been confirmed to be a lesbian and i can't see her as anything else bc she is just so Sapphic HDHDJD but tbh a they/them lesbian!!! idk nonbinary robin feels right

what i'd do if i could spend the day with them: take her out on a date and try to woo her OMG ID ACTUALLY LOVE TO WATCH MOVIES WITH HER FJFJFJ because she has a really good music taste like we could watch good movies together eat a bunch of shit and just vibee or GO TO A CONCERT TOGETHERRR hell yea

random fact about them that i like: i love all the drawings on her shoes. I DID THE EXACT SAME THING WITH MY CONVERSE AGES AGO DJDJDJD and i love the tiddy drawings especially hehe

send me a character ! <3

[theodore-quinn]

Platonically, duhhh | Vic & Theo

After a quiet taxi journey of Theo simply typing out his reason for being at SafeHaven, they arrived at the hotel and Theo finally parted his eyes and fingers from his phone. He got out the taxi and paid the fee before leading Victor into the restaurant.

The restaurant was large and clearly a spend-out. The air was thick with the heat of a Louisianan summer and the body heat from all the people packed into the building. There were candles and a pianist and a few pizza chefs near the bar, tossing dough. The chefs stole Theo's attention as he watched the dough spin on the fingers, effortlessly. He smiled gently looking around to see many people enjoying themselves, clinking glasses and laughing. He loved the atmosphere. The pianist's fingers moved so swiftly, and again Theo's attention was diverted.

Ripping him away from the scenery was a smiling Italian woman, the hostess asked for a reservation. ''Mr. Quinn, eight-thirty, table for two?'' Theo turned around to Vic with a grin, ''I scrub up good.'' The hostess flicked through the book, finding his name. The hostess smiled, ''Benvenuto a Bocca di Lupo!'' she beamed, showing them to their table, weaving through many untucked chairs, dodging waiters and manoeuvring around tables until they reached the table for Quinn. ''A waiter will be with you shortly!''The hostess then left and Theo seated himself.