#platonic jamack

[krazy-kipo]

Anchorless

(Based off a snipet I wrote about my o.c Pyro and how far they'd go for Kipo. Only for their sacrifice to horribly backfire. Also the idea of being anchorless was just really intresting to me. Just being lost to yourself and getting stuck in that animal mind set.)

You were falling. Grasping at air as feathers fluttered around you. You had just wanted to help. You wanted Kipo to know she wasn't alone. But now you were dropping, getting further and further from your friends. From the fight. From yourself.

Looking around trying to find something anything to stop your descent you begin to panic as you continue to free fall. Kipo needed back up, she needed support. She needed you! You thought if you did what Emilia did maybe... maybe...

There's a loud caw as the bird above you flaps their wings sending it's feathers fluttering down. Feeling the air leave your lungs as you fall they rise above you and you notice they're your favorite color. They're you.

Closing your eyes hearing the wind whistle in your ears as it throws your hair around, the shouts fade away, and you plummet. Slowly you feel yourself loose control receeding deep into your mind as adrenaline courses through your body. Reaching out hoping to grab something, anything, your head spins. Your grip is slowly slipping from your mute side as it begins to take over. As it forces you to keep falling.

"(Y/N)!" Snapping your eyes open your floating in space. You can't see out of your own eyes anymore but you can see all your old memories. The mute is gone and you stand on nothing. Clouds surround you making you nervous as you begin to wander about trying to find a way to control yourself again.

"..." Unable to speak you walk, footsteps silent as the fog of your mind muffles all sound.

Seeing yourself and your friends you pause hand stretched to grab one but you feel yourself sinking into the clouds. Pulling back from your memories the sinking stops and your left alone and trapped in your own mind. Tears slipped down your cheeks as you open your mouth trying to scream but there's no sound.

Spinning around panicked you couldn't see a way out, you were stuck. You were lost in yourself. The cawing from before gets louder and as you fall to your knees sinking into the fog your surrounded by your repeating memories. Closing your eyes you feel yourself flying.

~~~

"(Y/N)! (Y/N)!!!" Kipo continued calling out to you but you had long stopped responding. Emilia was cured and gone forever, you'd done it.

As she stood there watching you, a mega bird she smiled sadly.

"Come on (Y/N)... Come back..." She mumbles but you don't hear her. You don't have an anchor, you can't change back and there's no more cure.

Shaking as she watches you, Hugo wrapped his arms around her and she began crying into his jacket, slowly sinking to her knees. You'd saved her life. You'd saved Hugos life. All the mutes. All her friends. But at what cost? Was it worth it?

"... Kipo..." Hugo mumbled. He looked up and the Mega Bird you'd become was flapping it's wings looking around confused. It cawed staring at something near them before looking away but it's eyes. They were devoid of intelligence. It was just a hollow husk of (Y/N) and there was no cure and no pre established anchor. If they couldn't find themselves they'd be lost forever.

"Hey Kipo it's okay-" Lio tries to soothe but Kipo shakes her head.

"No dad! No it's not!" Kipo responds. She's shaking as she clutches her brothers jacket. She was so close to loosing him. She already lost YumYan Hammerpaw and so many others. No you too. Please not you too!

"Kipo we can figure this out. We can help them." Song states but Kipo doesn't listen this is all her fault.

"(Y/N) PLEASE!!!" She begs pleading for you to change back. Tears streak down her face and her eyes turn pink as she shakes. They'd lost so much not you too!

"Wait kid you'll-" Jamack tries to warn but it's to late. With a couple flaps of the Mega birds multiple wings you were gone.

You were gone...

~~~

Your body felt heavy. Hand digging into the dirt like claws you were numb. Your entire body... something was wrong with it but you didn't know what. Grunting your eyes glance around, vision blurred.

"... Ugh..." You can't remember what happened. Why you felt this way but whatever you'd been through it made your entire body hurt. Had Emilia smacked you around that much? "... guys?" You call out but your voice is scratchy. When you get no response you slowly push yourself up and look around. The jungle your in is empty. You're alone.

Getting up you teeter before leaning on a tree and vomitting. Shaking after you finish, you wipe at your mouth once your stomachs emptied. A feather flutters from your hair and you pause remembering the hell you endured. Looking around there were feathers everywhere.

Lightheaded and dizzy the transformation being very draining, you begin stumbling in a direction hoping to find home. Minutes blend into hours as the sun falls and the forest becomes dark. Your cold, hungry, and tired but you continue to stumble.

Seeing the Timbercats village your vision goes blurry as you collapse outside the wooden wall. Noises erupt around you and feeling hands on you, you smile before everything fades to black that same voice that brought you back calling your name as you fade away.

[creatively-cosmic]

some requests from my friends :]

[wispandwhispers]

Kipo and Jamack’s relationship is basically just platonic moceit send tweet-

[telleroftime]

Started: 13/07/2022

This will always be up to date. <- That didn't age well

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List of Fandoms

Alice in Borderland (3)

Call of Duty (1)

Detroit : Become Human (3)

FNAF : Security Breach (2)

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts (2)

Resident Evil : Village (1)

Super Mario

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Alice in Borderland

Chishiya Shuntarō

Oneshot Another Night | GN!Reader 03/Apr/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - The two of you had just survived an exhausting game, and yet with an offer of his hand you choose not to head back to the Beach right away.

Oneshot Small Comfort | Fem!Reader 13/Feb/23 - (Romantic / Angst to Fluff) - You and Chishiya have been grouped together for a game and you didn’t anticipate the amount of people there. Chishiya comforts you in his own way.

Headcanons System Partner | GN!Reader 02/Apr/23 - (Romantic / Gen) - Headcanons for Chishiya and a partner that's part of a DID system.

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Call of Duty

König

Oneshot Cold Aim | GN!Reader 16/Feb/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - A snow ball fight with your lover was in your eyes a great idea.

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Detroit : Become Human

Gavin Reed

Oneshot ⭐️ Coffee | GN!Reader 25/Dec/22 - (Romantic / Fluff) - You've always had a crush on the unapproachable detective, and finally it seems he's returning the interest.

Oneshot Commission | GN!Reader - Florist/Tattoo Artist AU - 02/Dec/22 - (Romantic / Fluff) - A florist and a tattoo artist. Somehow they push each other's work forward.

RK900

Oneshot Yes, Still You | GN!Reader 07/Jan/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - You let out a curse after accidentally biting your tongue. It's heard by your boyfriend, Nines, who gets you back for making him concerned.

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FNAF : Security Breach

The Daycare Attendant

Oneshot ⭐️ Distinct | GN!Reader 01/Apr/23 - (Platonic / Fluff) - Heterochromia is bound to have interesting reactions from people, especially when a certain animatronic has never seen it in a human.

Moondrop

Oneshot Teardrop | GN!Reader 30/Dec/22 - (Platonic / Hurt/Comfort) - You, an electrician working for the Pizzaplex, faint whilst inside of one of the Daycare's play structures. Moon is there to help.

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Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

Jamack

Oneshot Stunning | GN!Reader 10/Jun/22 - (Romantic / Fluff) - You try on an outfit that leaves Jamack stunned.

Oneshot It Works | GN!Reader 09/Jun/22 - (Romantic / Fluff) - You and Jamack share a dance to the funky melody of a swing song.

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Resident Evil : Village

Karl Heisenberg

Oneshot Dirt Man | GN!Reader 16/Jul/22 - (Platonic / Fluff) - On your walk back to Heisenberg's factory, one of you ends up on the ground.

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Super Mario

Bowser Masterlist

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[101flavoursofweird]

If it's ok for platonic stuff, “Hey, have you seen the…? Oh.” with Kipo and Hugo for the writing ask?

((Thank you for giving me the chance to finally write about Kipo and Hugo :D Apologies, this doesn't contain the exact wording of the prompt, but it was definitely inspired by it!

SPOILERS for Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts - This takes place in an AU of the ending where everyone survives and Kipo's family are happily living in Las Vistas after the 5-year time skip.))

“I do not need glasses,” Hugo huffed. Back in the old world, Mandrills had been revered for their highly evolved senses— particularly for their binocular-like vision. Hugo knew he had been cloned from preserved Mandrill tissue and he had been fed multiple formulas growing up, but surely his biology hadn’t changed that much?

Yes, he was twenty-eight now— Still a young adult by human standards!— and he had taken that hit from mega Emilia five years ago, but his eyesight was just fine, thank you very much.

Kipo didn’t seem to think so. “You almost got run over by the mega bunny bus yesterday,” Kipo pointed out.

“It’s not my fault Jamack can’t control that oversized rabbit!”

If anyone needed glasses, it was Jamack, who should have been able to see all around with his bulging eyes. But the frog couldn’t see five steps in front of him!

Kipo poked Hugo above his nose. “You— walked— right— into— the— ROAD!” She punctuated each word with another poke.

“I looked both ways before crossing—“Just as Lio had taught him! “—Jamack should have stopped the bus to let me pass.”

“Didn’t you hear or smell the bunny?” Kipo pressed.

He had— contrary to why Kipo believed, those bunnies reeked— but he had miscalculated how close the bus was. He had assumed he could cross the road long before it reached him.

“Yes…” Hugo frowned. “Although, I suppose… I may have been… distracted.”

Kipo pulled her hand back from him. “About what?”

“My… my birthday,” he mumbled. (It was coming up in a few days…)

“Ooh— that’s right!” Kipo gasped and grinned at him. “Are you excited?” Her grin faded as Hugo brooded in silence. “You don’t seem excited…”

“I was,” Hugo sighed. “I was very excited to have a party with music and dancing, but then I thought…” He tugged at the starry purple blanket he had taken to wearing around his neck as a scarf. “What if I’m too old to have a party—?”

“You’re never too old to party!” Kipo corrected him.

Easy for her to say— she was eighteen, with her short pink hair, her leather jacket and her clear skin. She would be graduating from school soon. There was no doubt she had matured in the past five years, but she still exuded so much youth.

Hugo, on the other hand, was going to be twenty-eight. He was slower, scarred and curmudgeonly.

Getting glasses would only add to that impression.

Kipo hugged him. “It’s fine if you really don’t want a party… but if you do, I’ll organise it and say it was a surprise! Then it’ll look like it was all my idea— well, everyone else can help too…”

She would take credit for the party, making a spectacle of herself, while Hugo looked like a kind older brother indulging his little sister’s impulses.

“Dad can cook, Mom can arrange the party games,” Kipo continued eagerly. “Wolf can put up the decorations, Benson will pick the music, and Dave will want to give a riveting speech—“

“Absolutely not,” Hugo growled. “He would ramble on and on for an eternity…!”

“Like an old man?” Kipo snorted. Then she glanced behind him and her eyes widened. Hugo followed her gaze to the clock, but he found the numbers blurry. (He just had some pheromones in his eyes, that was all…)

Kipo declared, “Come on— we need to sort out your birthday present!” She grabbed his hand.

“Isn’t it going to be a surprise?” Hugo hummed as she hauled him out of the house at mega jaguar speed.

-

“Okay… open your eyes!”

Hugo did as instructed. He gasped as Kipo came in to view, clear as day. Blinking, he gazed around the observatory, able to distinguish the constellations projected on to the walls. (He couldn’t wait for the next stargazing session with his family…)

“How is your vision now?” asked the bespectacled alpha wolf, Good Billions.

He strode towards Hugo and held up a white chart with black letters on it. The letters got smaller the further they went down the chart, but Hugo was able to read them all.

“I can see clearly again,” Hugo breathed. Kipo cheered. Hugo had never imagined he would feel so grateful to a wolf. “Thank you!” he exclaimed, shaking Billions’ clawed hand.

“You’re lucky I had a spare pair lying around…” Billions sniffed. “Try them out for a week. We may need to alter the lenses or the frames—“

“Look, Hugo!” Kipo lifted a mirror up to his face. Hugo was greeted by his reflection, with a pair of round black glasses at the end of his nose.

Hugo pursed his lips. There was no denying that he did appear a bit older… but he also seemed wiser and distinguished…

“You look great,” Kipo assured him, smiling.

Hugo smiled back at her and adjusted his new glasses. “I shouldn’t have any problem reading my sheet music now.”

“You can play for us later,” Kipo promised. “Now, let’s go show everyone!”

-

((This was also inspired by @artsymajestyuwu's design for Future!Hugo: https://artsymajestyuwu.tumblr.com/post/632268976649633792/kipo-s3-spoiler))

[demonicintegrity]

Exile Hammock headcannon: Even after being exiled, it took Jamack and Harris a long time to be honest with their feelings, expecally after burying them for so long.

Oh yea definitely. I’ve detailed this in other posts but it’s takes months to work up even platonic affection to become natural to the underfrog trio. And even still, I bet it’d take a while for them to even place what they’re feelings for each other are.

It’s not like they were given a whole lot of vocabulary to deal with emotional affairs back at the mod frogs Yknow? So it’s a learning process. But with enough time and enough learning (I headcannon that Jamack learns about proper affection and emotional competence from Kipo and Co and teach it to his group, but it could also come from whatever mutes/people they see as they travel) they’d muster up the courage to talk about it.

Once they finally talk about it, it’s super awkward, maybe even a bit messy depending on how either felt about previous flings, and neither frog is entirely sure how to navigate a proper romantic relationship, but it’s something they both feel much more comfortable trying outside the mod frogs than they were in it. But luckily, being without Mod Frog pressure makes navigating a new relationship a lot easier. And yes, Kwat is happy for her dumb friends.

[love-loliqua]

I’m in!! This account is super bare right now, so I’m hoping to answer most of the asks I get here. For anyone following my old blog @elizawritescrap​, you can still send me messages there; I am also doing ask-backs to everyone who sends me one! ♥ 

Here is a list of my F/Os (in no particular order) that will be participating:

Romantic:

Batman

J'onn

Drake Mallard

Lunaris

Tallests Purple and Red

Announcer (from IZ)

Jamack

Zenyatta

Din Djarin

Plo Koon

Ratchet

Starscream

Knockout

Antok

Kolivan

Familial/Platonic:

Webber

Wortox

Zim

Bumblebee

Breakdown

Grimlock

You can find the full list of my F/Os and who they are paired with here.

ITS FO TAKEOVER WEEKEND!

what better way to get your mind off of current stressors than to put yourself in your FO’s shoes for a weekend? here’s some ideas to get you started:

write a fic from your FO’s perspective

draw yourself as your FO sees you

send asks addressed to others’ FOs - maybe written as though posed by YOUR FO!

let’s try to send asks to everyone who sends them to us! if you have the energy, maybe even more!

[krazy-kipo]

I posted 69 times in 2021

63 posts created (91%)

6 posts reblogged (9%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 142 tags in 2021

#kataow - 27 posts

#kataow x reader - 24 posts

#scarlemagne - 19 posts

#scarlemagne x reader - 16 posts

#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts - 15 posts

#kataow scarlemagne - 14 posts

#kataow aesthetic - 9 posts

#platonic scarlemagne - 7 posts

#incorrect kataow quotes - 6 posts

#jamack - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 103 characters

#this is the mod frog equivalent of someone dropping a million hints they like you and you dont catch on

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Reader: Sitting in Scarlemagnes library reading a book

Scarlemagne: Hi there. Remember that time you showed me love and affection?

Reader: ...?

Scarlemagne: Well I'm here to stay now. I got feelings. Thats how it works. You showed me human kindness. Something I'm not used too. But hey you did it, you fucked up. I'm your problem now.

(This also works for Jamack lol)

58 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 21:54:06 GMT

#4

Scralemagne: There's only one thing worse than dying.

*Rips paper off of a board to reveal the words (Y/N) dying*

(Y/N): Myself.

Scralemagne: No?

60 notes • Posted 2021-01-14 05:52:09 GMT

#3

*peeks in and slides a couple of cans of explosion berry sodas your way* can i uh get something with Jamack and a short reader? Like smol and ready to fight for their friends constantly, especially if the kids are at risk or in danger cause they act like a big {heh} sibling to them. Just wondering and i hope you have an amazing rest of your year and start of your new year!

You're gonna kill him. Really you are. Here you are small fragile thing and yet you jump into dangerous situations like it's nothing. When he croaks over and dies it's going go be because of YOU.

You're just like Kipo. No you're worse than Kipo because at least Kipo can turn into the jaguar. You? You just jump into danger with no plan and he knows you love these kids. He does too. But do you have to be so wreckless??? Are you trying to d i e?

As he's untying you, you don't seem to see anything wrong with this situation.

He frowns at you crossing his arms as you shrug the now untied ropes off. Standing up without his help he taps his foot upset. You look at him confused and he huffs. When you say nothing his eye begins twitching.

"What?" He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.

"What have I said about going into Newton Wolf territory? Especially alone?What if you died? What if I didn't get here on time?" He begins quietly berating you as he glances around for the Wolves. You swallow and look away rubbing at your arm as he continues scouring for danger.

"We needed the supplies." Bless your stupid love filled and trusting heart. You always though everything was going to be okay, that you could do anything and everything was possible. But Jamack had seen the darker part of this world and as amazing as you were, one of these days something bad would happen to you if you weren't careful. "... I'm sorry..." You mumble. Jamack pauses shifting to look at you. You did genuinely look remorseful.

Closing his eyes he counts in his head to keep from yelling at you.

Sighing he gently takes your hand. Looking up at him he smiles stroking your cheek before bending down and picking you up bridal style. Squeaking he chuckles. That time he scares you!

Squatting with a small smirk he jumps out of the library window and begins hopping back to camp. You cling to him hiding in his dress shirt as he jumps onto a tree and begins to hops from branch to branch.

"... Hey Jamack?" Humming as he concentrates on getting away you hold him tighter. He slows a bit and looks down at you. "I love you." You mumble.

Sighing he gently puts his head to yours. "I love you too." You'd be the death of him but for love? He'd die again and again.

62 notes • Posted 2021-03-26 02:22:05 GMT

#2

Y/N: Scarlemagne says ‘I love you’ in a very weird way.

Kipo: Really how?

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Hugo! I love you!

Scarlemagne: I’d kill for you.

71 notes • Posted 2021-03-01 18:31:23 GMT

#1

What do you think the Oak family's reactions would be to Kipo bringing home a date for the first time. Particularly Hugo and Wolf?

Holding the flowers you picked and the glitter covered card you made you smile as you knock on Kipos door. There's a long pause and you shift nervously. Smiling you pull at your hair to make sure it's perfect and tug at your clothes so they look nice before someone answers the door. Holding the flowers and card close you smile.

"Oh Wolf. Hi! Ummm... Is Kipo ready? Can I come in?" Swallowing you don't mean to be so talkative but your just so nervous. You knew Wolf and the rest of her family of course but things had been so busy you never got properly acquainted.

With all the excitement latley it'd been hard to get to know Kipos new friends from the surface. It was also hard to admit you had feelings for Kipo. It took almost loosing her for you to finally admit you liked her. Thinking back it's kind of a miracle you can stand here with flowers for her right now.

I mean your burrow got destroyed and Kipo dissapeared which kinda made talking to her hard, then there was Emilia telling you Kipo was bad after the whole Scarlemagne incident, then all the Humfa stuff when you escaped the crew ship, never getting to ask her to Phram cause she was so busy planning it, and after that it was just always hard to catch her.

Smiling as Wolf opens the door grunting you step inside. Kipo was going to pick you up but it was Valentine's Day and you wanted to surpise her.

"Ahhhh so you must be the illustrious (Y/N). Kipo hasn't stopped raving about you." Blushing at the thought of Kipo talking about you, you turn and see Kipos older brother Scarlemagne.

"Oh hi." You still were a little nervous to be around him since he did control you by force for awhile but you'd seen him change. Kipo had changed him. She did that. "Oh uhhhhh..." Placing the flowers on the table you take out two cards. "There not as elaborate or special as the one I made for Kipo but I still made one for everyone and I hope you think their nice." Holding out a card for Scralemagne he pauses before taking it. Wolf has been side eyeing you this whole time and you swallow holding out the one you'd made for her.

You can already tell they don't like you. It's not so much you as them wanting to keep Kipo happy and safe but you felt a tad insulted that after everything you'd done for Kipo even before you confessed they'd still think your not good enough. You guess it was fine though. You'd win them over in time.

"I ummmm... got really nice flowers for Kipo." You state. "And we'll be home by dark. Uhhh are Lio and Song here?" You ask looking for the parents. Song and Lio were a little less intense than Kipos siblings.

"Is a mute not good enough for you?" Scralemagne responds opening your card with a deadpan expression. Glancing at Wolf hoping for help the girl gives you none as she holds the card looking confused. Sighing you close your eyes to summom strength.

"Scarle-" Pausing you shake your head gripping Kipos card. No. He wasn't that person anymore. Kipo had helped him and you weren't going to let that go unnoticed. "Hugo." You say slowly. "That's not what I meant." Taking a calming breath you stare at Hugo and Wolf. They cared about Kipo but so did you. You were not getting scared off. You were here to stay.

Watching Scarlemagnes expression as he reads your card he pauses eyes widening. Looking up at you he hums.

"The world is so full of a number of things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings. Robert Lewis Steveson." Looking down unsure if that was something you should have quoted he laughs. Snapping your head up shocked Hugos laughing.

"What's so funny?" Kipo questions coming down from her room. "OH MY GOD (Y/N)!" Eyes turning pink, purple furr surrounds you as your girlfriend pulls you in for a famous Kipo Jagaur hug.

"Nothing. Your partners here..." Hugo says with a roll of his eyes. Chuckling he tucks the letter you wrote into his jacket and you take that as a good sign. "Is well read and knows a good joke." Smiling at him Wolf looks at her own card giving a small smile before looking back up nodding at you.

"Oh awesome! So glad you get along!" Kipo cheers smiling. Smiling back she kisses your cheek. Blushing brighter than her eyes she laughs. "Ready?" She questions. Nodding a bit dazed at how amazing she is, Kipo pulls you out the door as Hugo and Wolf wave goodbye.

You swear you hear Hugo muttering about Kings and rulers and how it means nothing without family before the door shuts but as Kipo transforms you can't bring yourself to think of it. Holding onto her furr and her Valentine's card you feel the wind blow through your hair as you hang on.

"HAPPY VALENTINES KIPO!" You shout as she roars running to where you'd told her to go.

77 notes • Posted 2021-02-21 07:56:10 GMT

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[weasley-detectives]

I will, thank you so much you lovely bean! Character study fics are my favs and I do so love Scarlemagne. I've got to admit, I was kind of worried he would get an early redemption arc in season 2. I'm not always a fan of redemption arcs - sometimes I just love to enjoy a good villain, but those last couple of episodes really threw me (in a good way). Scarlemagne did some straight up unforgivable things, but his past isn't presented as an excuse for his actions (see: gruesome murder). It left me neither feeling sympathy nor hatred for him, but absolutely adoring him as a character. He's smart and he's cunning, and he's brutal. He's also afraid and desperate to belong. At this point in the series he could either continue down a dark path and become an even greater threat, or he could become the kind of leader Las Vistas needs in the face of the threat Dr Emilia poses. I think this kind of "redemption arc" is especially interesting because Dr Emilia's faction is the kind of fascist colonial power Scarlemagne had previously admired (I mean, I think we can all agree it's no a coincidence that she's white/blonde/blue eyed, right?). But to be honest I’d take either journey for him.

I don't personally ship Scarlemagne/Jamack (though I fully support all the shippy things!), mostly because I see Scarlemagne as currently being too unhinged and vulnerable a character that it gives me uncomfortable vibes - like, there's something really childlike and traumatised about him that makes me feel a bit off about shipping him with anyone (whereas I see Jamack as being pretty much shippable with anyone, especially if it's an achingly good slow burn). I love them being a platonic power couple though, because in many ways they’re such touch-starved similar characters, as you illustrated so brilliantly in your fic. That said, you have such a brilliant grasp of these characters and such a charming, quick-witted and emotional writing style, that I look forward to reading anything you publish! Seriously, that Brunch AU is something I will be praying nightly to the gods for. XD

Hi! I was wondering if you had any Kipo fanfic recs? Or any other fanfics of your own on the horizon? Your last was so good, it's left me wanting a 100k fic of Jamack angst.

gosh thank you so much!! you honor me with ur esteem ;;

everyone's probably already read it, but editoress's family by persistence is my favorite kipo fic!! it's a post-s2 scarlemagne character study, and the writing style is just so quick-witted and fun? i was smiling and laughing the whole time while reading! it's much less depressing than No Statues, lol

pls go read and leave a comment, op deserves the world ;;

and thank you for your interest in my future fics, wow! i am only capable of writing in fits and starts and emotional fugue states, but kipo s2 hit me hard and all my friends are Enabling me, so it Might Actually Happen!

future fics in danger of Happening include: a continuation of No Statues, jamack works at brunchington and nobody dies au, stealth trans "good" billions backstory, darkest timeline power couple jamack & scarlemagne, and uhhh

well... y'all see my blog title, right? ;)

[demonicintegrity]

Yeeeeesssss

So imagine a kataow universe fairly similar to the one we know, it’s just more ~magical~

The mod frogs are a respected group and much like in canon, don’t tolerate failure super well. Jamack is proof of this as he fails his assigned tasked by being tricked. But being exiled is not enough for Ms. Sartori, for he was a very valuable member of mod frog society. She has to do things a little differently.

For the mod frog’s and Jamack’s own safety, Jamack is turn into a normal frog, can’t have former members blabbering out secrets yknow? Forced to drink a wicked brew, Jamack is turned and released.

Insert poor Jamack, as a normal frog, trying his best to not die to literally everything in this mute world. It’s,,,, rather rough.

Now I can’t decide if I wanna make the rules so it has to be a princess that kisses him back or what. If it’s by prince/princess rules while Kipo is with Scarlemange she could turn him back to help a friend out, sorta referencing the Disney movie where technicalities can be flubbed and the frog is kissed for platonic reasons.

Or Jamack has to find the witch the originally brewed the potion and hope to get an antidote out of them,

Or, just make a royal au with whoever you wanna ship with Jamack. Make Dave a prince of a long lost bug kingdom, or Harris rise to prince of the frogs and finds himself missing his old colleague.

This au could be taken into so many ways I love it.

genuinely surprised there hasn’t been any Princess and the Frog-esque AUs for Jamack and the other Mod Frogs.

Or maybe I’m slowly going into a fantasy fluffy mood idk.

[demonicintegrity]

Wait wait wait okay Puck have poly parents is actually really adorable I’m gonna use that from now on. Omg I love that.

And I love that for a lot of this work it require Jamack (and Kwat and Harris at some point) to actively sit down and talk to people and learn about relationships.Both platonic and romantic. I imagine this is what a lot of that time between S2 and s3 would be for. The trio have a poly relationship would actually be a really good story on how to navigate emotional growth and learning how to Relationship Properly™️ after being raised to Relationship Improperly™️ and I love that???

Listen, I love my op3s and Jamack/Harris/Kwat is no different. Jamack/Harris? Already super interesting. Adding Kwat? Oh my brain is simply buzzing with possibilities.

In Jamack/Harris aus Kwat is usually the therapy friend that jamack and Harris drop all their baggage onto because they need to talk to SOMEONE about this, and the one who doesn't seem to judge or talk back to them is a good place to start.

But once Kwat is apart of equation is gets even harder because now they don't have a therapy friend to unload their pathetic Feelings towards. So they have to keep it inside which just makes it 10% more angsty.

Also, do you know what my favorite op3 trope is? When all three of them, or maybe just one of them, independently thinks that the other two would make such a good couple and they need to hold their feelings back so they don't Ruin Their Relationship.

Jamack: oh, Harris and Kwat would be so much more happy together. I'm just their boss that orders them around, it's weird that I have feelings towards them :(

Kwat: Harris and Jamack joke around and banter with each other a lot, they obviously like each other and I'm just the awkward third wheel :(

Harris: both Jamack and Kwat are so serious about their job, I just joke around, they would be much better together :(

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@amanda-519

Oooo I’ve never heard of that OT3 trope but it kinda tracks with these really well. Once romance becomes a viable option for them that is. But on the flip side, imagine how happy they’d be once it hits them that they all like each other. I imagine however that goes down it ends with them in laughter because of course they each all want to date both of the other frogs.

And rip Jamack and Harris with their baggage. But id like to thing that once they’re all dating each other they’re confident enough in each other to be able to vent and generally just talk about emotions. For the most part that is, but knowing these three there’s still a lot of communication issues to iron out. And/or Yknow, get other friends.

By the time we reach S3 I would hope they’d be friendly with mutes/humans in HMUFA and by the epilogue that have friends outside of their relationship.