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marvelatrarepairsbigbang · 1 year ago
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Ready to be CLAIMED? 👀🤩
Emails have gone out to all Marvel at Rare Pair Big Bang participants! It's AWESOME as an admin to see the fics and art that will hopefully be being posted for all our Marvel rare pair lovers out there. 💖 We're pretty sure there is going to be some nice diversity that ranges from platonic to romantic and G to E! Are you excited? I'm excited! 🥳🎉
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Artists Out in The Streets of Tumblr: Claims go live on September 7, 2023 and while there is no guarantee we will need more artists, keep an eye out in case we make a post about it! Bangs tend to have more fics than artists, but of course we'd like to make sure everyone participating gets a partner! 🤞🏽
You are also free to join our discord HERE to stay even more up to date or simply support the rares and their creators!
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queeenpersephone · 7 months ago
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20 questions for 20 writers
tagged by @katebishopofearth ilysm lizzy <3
1. How many works do you have on AO3? 53
2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 455,252 (almost half a mil)
3. What fandoms do you write for? so many. predominately, marvel, the x files, shadow and bone, the librarians, the umbrella academy, game of thrones (a few years ago). but i have a few i've only written one or two fics for.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? like one of yours, ye multitudinous ocean (pjo) (2283 kudos) - delicate (marvel) (2005 kudos) - are you there, chloe? it's me, god (lucifer) (1428 kudos) - it will be a heaven of black-red roses (marvel) (1208 kudos) - a ring around the moon (s&b) (1170 kudos). the crazy thing? the top one i posted this year.
5. Do you respond to comments? ALWAYS. nearly every one, even if it's just 'this was great'. i only don't reply if it's just emojis (which are still appreciated! i just don't know what to say lol) or if it's like a rude demand for sequels or to update. i don't mind asking for a sequel, but just be nice about it.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? ooo that's hard. objectively though, it has to be the whole thing would fracture which is a strange daisy x coulson fic (agents of shield) where daisy, inspired by watching doctor who with fitzsimmons, causes the apocalypse when coulson is killed.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? that's a really hard question! new years day in terms of payoff (ironwidow) and now when weather turns to may (all my sisters fly to me) (doctor who, companions traveling together without the doctor) in terms of canon divergence lol. it's the epitome of everyone lives, nobody dies.
8. Do you get hate on fics? not very frequently! i think i'm in good fandoms (or good parts of fandoms at least) it's shocking considering that i ship some pretty touchy ships. i think i've gotten the most on ironwidow fics tbh. i always delete it without responding so i think that's why i get so little - zero interaction policy.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? oh yeah, although i held out for a long time. what kind? like mildly explicit? it's usually in a darker context, i suppose.
10. Do you write crossovers? i have! and forth he hastened (and grasped at moonbeams glistening), which is a lotr/game of thrones crossover. it was for a friend - i don't typically like crossovers, but it was fun!
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? yep - i've had some very kind people reach out to inform me, and i've always been successful in taking them down.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? yes! it's a huge compliment.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? yes! one. it's since been removed as my friend took down all of her work due to receiving hate
14. What’s your all-time favorite ship? this is pretty much an impossible question. if you put a gun to my head, i would still say it's a tie between the doctor and rose and natasha and tony. the doctor and rose changed my brain chemistry, and ironwidow basically taught me how to write.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? ooo i have this game of thrones soulmate!au where sansa's soulmates (one romantic, three platonic) are varys, jon, petyr, and daenerys. i have the whole timeline, and i posted three parts of it in a series. i genuinely love the concept so much and i've written a lot for it, but my love of the show took a huge hit in s8 and i don't plan on writing more of it.
16. What are your writing strengths? i think i'm pretty talented at dialogue. i've written poetry my whole life, so poetic descriptions are kinda my thing.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? there's so many things to improve on! general descriptiveness, getting better at showing emotions instead of telling them. writing longer stories is definitely difficult for me.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? i've done it, but infrequently. i don't even like indicators of accent (ie, strollin' instead of strolling) i think it can be offensive very easily. except endearments! love endearments in other languages, but i usually do some research to make sure i'm accurate.
19. First fandom you wrote for? i THINK harry potter? or pirates of the caribbean. fanfiction.net is down so i can't check. no i will not be telling y'all my fanfic.net handle it's better this way.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written? hi this is an impossible question. holistically, it's probably like one of yours, ye multitudinous ocean, a pjo fic that was ripped from my soul either this year. i believe it's one of the best things i've ever written, and has also gotten the best response of any fic i've written. in terms of plot, easily new year's day, which is a marvel rewrite with ironwidow as the focus. the yellow roses of texas (fiveya) is the most symbolic, layered, complex fic i've ever written and i love it to death. honestly, and it's gimmicky to say, i wrote a fic for the sorcerer's apprentice when i was 13 (with a mary sue OC and everything) that had a great response on fanfic.net and it made me want to do this for the rest of my life. so yeah. maybe that one.
yay i loved this! thank you again lizzy for tagging me.
Tagging: @rappaccini, @baronessblixen, @hedgehodgy, @gingerteaonthetardis, @imissthembutitwasntadisaster,
@impulsive-astrophile, @scullysflannel @repeatinglitanies, @scullysexual @thatfragilecapricorn30
pretty sure all these folks write/have in the past! feel free to ignore <3
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iironcladheart · 2 years ago
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Do you ship IronWidow? (Nat x Tony)
I definitely love them as a platonic or maybe platonic soulmates, but I haven't really explored them as something romantic.
So, I'm not opposed to it. It's just not a ship I've thought too much about.
So, sure.
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katebishopofearth · 4 years ago
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have my back everyday [an ironwidow fanfic]
Request from @littlemsstark3000: What about TonyNat as platonic friends but they are subconsciously being couple-y already? Like how much they know about each other’s whereabouts, or how they attend to the other’s needs, or how concerned they are of each other, people around would really mistake them as more than friends. ---------- Natasha had just picked up her paneer makani from her local Indian restaurant and was ready for a casual night in, when her phone rang. She fished it out of her pocket and checked the caller ID – it was Tony. She tapped the green button and held the phone against her ear.  “Stark if you’re about to tell me that aliens are attacking I swear –” “No.” His voice sounded strange. Strained. “No, Nat, I’m calling cause Pepper and I...” She braced herself for Pepper and I are getting married. “We broke up.” It hit her like a fist. “I’m sorry, Tony.” She wasn’t sure what else to say. People didn’t come to her for comfort, that was more Sam’s forte. “And I... I really need a drink,” Tony continued. Natasha stopped in her tracks. Shame and self-loathing laced his voice. “I don't think I can be alone. Please, can I –” “Tony,” she said, her voice even and matter-of-fact. It was the voice she would have taken had he said that there was a bomb at her apartment, or there was a killer outside his door. “Are you sober now?” She knew even before he answered: “Yeah. Trying hard to stay that way.” “Good.” She let go of the breath she’d been holding. “I want you to get in your car right now, and drive to mine. Can you do that?” “Yeah.” He sounded almost like he was convincing himself, too. “Yeah, I can do that.” “Good. I’ll see you in half an hour.” “Okay.” Tony promised. Natasha waited until he hung up, then she turned around and headed back to the Indian place, already dialing their number. “Hey, can I have a chicken tikka masala and naan to go please...” [continue reading on AO3]
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tonystarktogo · 6 years ago
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Natasha Romanoff would like you to kindly remember that
1. She does not care about Tony Stark.
2. Clint is a liar with a terrifyingly low life expectancy and one shouldn’t strive to emulate him, lest one might join him in a shallow grave for eternity.
3. Giving your companion’s dates a shovel talk is a socially accepted convention.
3b. This also includes casual dates, even if they’ve been assigned by SHIELD or Potts for official events.
4. Kidnapping anyone on her team is a direct move against her and therefore justifies any and all responses she deems appropriate.
5. She cooks for everyone on the team and if those occurrences only take place when Tony is around, well, that’s called a coincidence.
6. Just because she doesn’t believe in coincidences doesn’t mean that they don’t exist.
7. First of all, she accepts that freedom of the press is almost as important as the mental health and well-being of her team mates and second of all, it’s only death threats and blackmail when you can prove it.
8. The only reason Tony is allowed to braid her hair is because he actually knows what he’s doing [and yes, that’s a reference to the Connecticut incident, Barton]
9. As the most well-trained Avenger in regards to alternate interrogation techniques, she has now and forever dibs on any and everyone who has ever and will ever hurt Tony.
10. Tasers are not tolerated near team members with well-known heart problems. No exceptions, not even for handlers or Darcy because her next throwing star will not miss.
11. She has no such things as favorites and the next one to touch Tony’s cookies won’t just lose a finger but a whole damn hand.
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washingoverme · 3 years ago
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OH LOOK, the best brotp on washing over me (and in existence)
"Natasha Romanoff."
"Access denied."
"...Natalie Rushman."
"Welcome, Scariest Avenger."
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Now this […] is Agent Romanoff’s assessment of you. Read it. Personality review: Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior. Prone to self-destructive tendencies. Textbook narcissism. Recruitment assessment for Avengers Initative: Iron Man, yes. Tony Stark, not recommended.
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writtenonbone · 4 years ago
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One of the things im sad about is tony's and natasha's lack of progress in their relationship. Theyre like my brotp and mcu has done nothing to show how their interaction has evolved since im2. In aou and cacw, it seems that natasha still sees him as that narcissistic asshole that couldnt give a damn about others and im sorta disappointed cause natasha can read people better than that.shes the fucking black widow and she knows how to fucking read people and she should know not to take things at face value. Im so mad cause nothing absolutely nothing between them at all. Theyre two earliest avenger introduced to mcu and marvel cant even fucking bother to write even a smidgen of relationship development between them.
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tinytelepathy · 4 years ago
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you know i feel theres something to be said about how nat’s first appearance in the mcu was in an ironman movie... brotp rights
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This is my new Tony Stark Bingo card! Except for T3 that I’ve already posted, I’m accepting prompts on everything else. I might use them or not or modify them, but I want to complete this bingo so ask away, please! (Also I’ll try to use some of the old prompts that I have in the inbox to fill the squares)
I’ll accept every GEN prompt, while for ships, only the ones listed down here:
Ironstrange
Ironwidow
Ironwidowstrange
ScienceBros
PhDicks (Tony x Bruce x Stephen)
ScienceStrangeIronWidow (Tony x Bruce x Stephen x Natasha)
(Platonic) Ironwinter
(MIT) Ironhusbands
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amidalashandmaidens · 6 years ago
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They drink tea on sundays
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natashastarkotp · 6 years ago
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[Bucky walks in on Natasha, Tony and Hope cuddling in the couch]
Bucky: I’m confused, what are you three?
Tony: Hope is the big spoon, I’m the little spoon and-
Natasha: I’m the knife.
Tony: No, she’s the little little spoon.
Natasha: Shut up.
Hope: Where’s the lie tho?
Bucky: So you guys just cuddle together?
Tony, thinking about their marathons browsing through tumblr looking for Avengers fanart: Oh that’s not all we do, in fact our nights are almost restless.
Bucky: So you’re all dating?
Hope: No.
Bucky: So you’re just hooking up?
Natasha: No.
Tony: Natasha is my dominant hot girlfriend who loves me and Hope is my best friend who also loves me why is that so hard for people to understand I swear-
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van-dyne · 8 years ago
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Just because it’s the path of least resistance, doesn’t mean it’s the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.
Natasha is the leader of the Avengers in many ways. […] In this movie, she has the most matured point of view of any of the characters. What fascinating about her is that she is a reformed villain, so she has an understanding of life in a way that other characters don’t. She has an empathy. She can see both sides in a way that not everyone else can. She is the middle ground of maturity. [Captain America Civil War Audio Commentary]
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justsomeoneunordinary · 3 years ago
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Hi!! For the ship ask game, what about Thenamesh and ironwidow? :)
I Ship It Both
What made you ship it?
Thenamesh: why would you even ask abt them, ya'll know i'm literally obsessed with them 😩 honestly, i didn't expect them to love this much, mostly bc i usually don't like jolie (tho, this film proved that it's not her i don't like, but that any character she plays is always a sex object and as thena for the first time she wasn't which changed my mind a lot), but seeing the pure love these two have for another? the sheer devotion? god, i was so gone for. their canon relationship holds my heart hostage istg
IronWidow: simple; i ship tony with basically everyone inside and outside of the mcu. the only thing stopping me is the age if someone's too young for him, otherwise i'm literally down for any tony ship ever lol. also, they're both my very faves so ofc i ship em together ;)
What are your favorite things about the ship?
Thenamesh: i already made a post abt them a while ago, so i won't get too deep into it bc otherwise i'll be gushing abt them for-fucking-ever and this post would get way too long lmao. mostly, it's their gentleness. thena and gilgamesh are both incredibly strong warriors and therefore could easily be rough with each other, but they choose not to. they choose to be so gentle and oh so soft with each other, and that - that rlly gets me. they love each other so clearly and they are so devoted to each other. they had me crying more than once in the film, i just.. love everything abt their relationship so much.
IronWidow: hnngh they hot. no, but mostly it's that they're both such very different characters. my favorite dynamic is the opposites attract one and they fit into that very well. nat's quietness and introverted personality compliment perfectly with tony's quirkiness and extroverted personality. even after what happened in im2 they managed to trust each other again and they both clearly care for each other. esp in cacw it's obvious that they love each other as friends in canon. they would be good for each other and that's what i love abt them
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
Thenamesh: i don't see them as platonic at all. look, anyone can interpret any relationship however the way they please, but i'm saying this as aroace myself: that sort of love and devotion is not platonic. and i'm absolutely baffled how one doesn't see them as romantically involved after watching the film?? the majority sees them as queerplatonic and i'm???? no??? i see them on the opposite spectrum of queerplatonic: they're romantically in love but they don't rlly do what most romantic ppl do. i don't see them saying "i love you" to each other bc they already say it in their actions and the other understands. i don't see them kissing either, even less having sex. i def see them as ace, but still very much together romantically. and that's a hill i'm going to die on.
IronWidow: if you ask me if i prefer tonynat platonically or romantically i must say i find them better as best friends than as a couple. when i read a fic of tonynat alone it's like there's smth missing. imo they need a third to rlly work out, a "catalysator" so to say, which is why i prefer poly ships such a peppernatony or winterironwidow over tonynat alone...
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send me ship asks!
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jenjo93 · 8 years ago
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routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
Natasha was making dinner for the team; it was Wednesday, it was her turn. Tonight was curry.
She heard the elevator open, and paused momentarily to liten to the footsteps.
Tony.
She focused back on the pot, stirring as she listened to the steps get closer. She lifted her head when they were close enough.
“Morning lovely.”
She smiled as Tony kissed her cheek. “It’s seven at night, I’m cooking dinner.”
Tony hummed, turning and beginning to pull out plates. “If you say so dear. Need any help?”
“I’m good,” Natasha smiled, lifting her head again as Tony passed and kissed her cheek again.
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tonystarkbingo · 4 years ago
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TSB Mark IV Week 14 Roundup!
We have our January Discord Party coming up this weekend!  Make sure to stop by to grab this month’s party favor by the lovely Monobuu, and to set a goal so you can earn your goal badge.
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Title: Anthony, It’s Two in the Morning Collaborator: tinydragontony Card Number: 4005 Link: AO3 Square Filled: A3 - Free Ship: FrostIron Rating: G Major Tags: Fluff, Zoomies Summary: It's way too early for this. Word Count: 412
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Title: Stay Still, My Love, And I Will Fix You Collaborator: Nicnac Card Number: 4048 Link: AO3 Square Filled: T3 - Stay Still Ship: IronWidow Rating: Mature Major Tags: angst, injury, pain, hurt/comfort, blood Summary: Nat gets injured on a mission and Tony has to perform emergency medical procedures to keep her alive until the real medics arrive. Word Count: 2165
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Title: Smooch Collaborator: hereandnowwearealive Card Number: 4085 Link: Tumblr Square Filled: S1 - Nose Kiss Ship: Pepperony Rating: G Major Tags: Art Summary: An image of Tony kissing Pepper on the nose Word Count: N/A
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Title: Show Me the World Collaborator: camichats Card Number: 4049 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K1 - Sugar/Caffeine High Ship: Peter Quill/Gamora/Tony Stark Rating: Gen Major Tags: N/A Summary: Tony gets turned into a kid. Gamora figures that between her and Peter, they can take care of him until he changes back.  Word Count: 1242
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Title: understated, overwhelming Collaborator: peachy Card Number: 4017 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K4 - Story Format: Nonlinear Ship: Stony Rating: G Major Tags: Fluff, established relationship, domesticity Summary: Just five quiet moments of affection between Steve and Tony. Word Count: 1286
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Title: Missed Call Collaborator: Dracusfyre Card Number: 4032 Link: AO3 Square Filled: S5 - Writing Format: Email/Chat Log Ship: WinterIron Rating: T Major Tags: Established Relationship, Kidnapped Tony Stark, Epistolary, Kidnapped Bucky Barnes Summary: Missed Call: Capsicle (3)    Missed Call: Honeybear (8)    Missed Call: Natasha (2)    Voicemails: 6    Unread text messages: 19    Tony and Bucky's first vacation together goes very wrong. Word Count: 909
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Title: (Give Me A) Reason to Live Collaborator: Dracusfyre Card Number: 4032 Link: AO3 Square Filled: T3 - Convenience Store Ship: WinterIron Rating: G Major Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Getting Together, BAMF Tony Stark, Mutual Pining, Domestic Fluff Summary: After fleeing Hydra, James and Tony found a fragile peace, living together and striking at Hydra from the shadows. Until the news that Captain America has been found forces them out of hiding to face their fears head-on. Word Count: 1521
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Title: I die with variety viii Collaborator: Simi Card Number: 4066 Link: AO3 Square Filled: R2 - Tony Stark/Natasha Romanoff Ship: IronHusbands Rating: Explicit Major Tags: major character death, immortality in a way but it will end at some time, explicit sexual content, deaths in various, graphic circumstances, violence, alcohol poisoning, alcohol-related death, domestic violence. Summary: The first time that Tony dies, he is four and he’s building his very first circuit board from scratch. He’s connecting the finished product to the multimeter to check the voltage, the current and resistance, when a lead slips, a shock ricochets up through his spine, and he sees black.He’s on his back, when his eyes flutter open, and he’s staring up at the ceiling. He gets up, frowning, rubbing at his eyes, and then, he sees the frayed wire on the end of the multimeter.Huh, he thinks and moves on almost immediately. Word Count: 32,368
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Title: your lips, your hips, they’re mine Collaborator: Simi Card Number: 4066 Link: AO3 Square Filled: S1 - Bruce Banner Ship: IronHusbands Rating: Explicit Major Tags: de-aging, twink Tony, explicit sexual content. Summary: Jim doesn’t actually find out much beforehand.All he gets is a message on his phone, saying, Come quick, there’s an emergency.He’s a little pissed, honestly, that they would try and gatekeep when there’s a fucking emergency, but he flies to the tower, with his lungs in his throat, because he’s terrified that someone, one of the Avengers, is going to come out of the penthouse to tell him that Tony’s dead, that he died fighting a fucking jacuzzi monster or something, and Jim’s going to have to deal with the aftermath, with this whole which is suddenly devoid of light and laughter and love and heat because Tony’s dead.When he lands on the tarmac outside the penthouse, JARVIS begins removing his armour for him, like Jim knows that he does for Tony.The armour disappears into the innards of the tower, but always at quick reach if either Jim or Tony want it.“Good afternoon, Colonel Rhodes,” JARVIS says, pleasantly, when he enters the blissfully air-conditioned penthouse.He breathes a sigh of relief, because he knows that JARVIS wouldn’t have that happy tenor to his voice if something had gone wrong, if Tony was hurt or dead and lying somewhere. Word Count: 7100
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Title: Better Collaborator: Becca Card Number: 4029 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K5 - Endgame Fix-it Ship: Peter & Tony, background Stuckony Rating: Teen Major Tags: Major Character Death, Temporary Character Death Summary: And then Peter is silently telling Karen to block his microphone so no one can hear him. He kneels in front of Tony, says, “Karen, can you get FRIDAY to release Tony’s gauntlet,” and she must understand what he means, and FRIDAY must understand, because when Peter picks up Tony’s right hand, his gauntlet slides off easily and it fits on Peter’s hand perfectly. “I should’ve been better,” he whispers, and then he snaps. Word Count: 2132
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Title: [Podfic] FUBAR'd Collaborator: Juulna Card Number: 4065 Link: AO3 Squares Filled: Chapter 4, R2 - De-Aged!Tony Chapter 5, K1 - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Ship: pre-Stony Rating: Mature Major Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence,  Gen or Pre-Slash, Possibly Pre-Slash, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Past Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Red Room (Marvel), Torture, Past Torture, Protective Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes & Winter Soldier are Different Personalities, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Natasha Romanov Needs a Hug, Clint Barton Needs a Hug, Bruce Banner Needs a Hug, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Unhappy Ending, of a sort, Kidnapping, Pining, Pining Bucky Barnes, Pining Tony Stark, Pining Steve Rogers, BAMF Bucky Barnes, BAMF Tony Stark, BAMF Steve Rogers, BAMF Natasha Romanov, BAMF Bruce Banner, BAMF Clint Barton, Platonic Cuddling, Mutual Pining, Team as Family, Team Feels, Protective Team, Team Bonding, Howard Stark’s A+ Parenting, Maria Stark’s A+ Parenting, Eventual Relationships, Found Family, Families of Choice, Alternate Universe, De-aged AU, Obadiah Stane is a Creepy Creeper, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Disabled Character, Deaf Clint Barton, Deaf Steve Rogers, (partially), Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Magic-Users, Podfic, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 1.5-2 Hours, Podficced with Permission, Gift Work, But also for Bingos since I may as well xD Summary: The Winter Soldier - "Asset" - and James "Bucky" Barnes are on the run, from Hydra, from The Avengers... Mostly from that little blond punk that wants to "rescue" Bucky. An accidental run-in with magic leaves the Avengers team de-aged. Now what?
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Title: The Gods of Culinary Chaos - Chapter 2 Collaborator: BennyBatch Card Number: 4005 Link: AO3 Square Filled: K5 - anger issues Ship: FrostIron Rating: Teen Major Tags: culinary au, loki is an asshole, tony is a pastry chef Summary: Odin decides it's time Loki finds another outlet for his chaotic energies and figures the royal kitchen is as good a place as any. Thankfully the pastry chef seems to agree. Word Count: 7476
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tonystarktogo · 8 years ago
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Some more IronWidow Bros thoughts because I love protective!Nat but I also like to imagine
Tony and Nat being absolute shitheads together that throw each other under the bus, literally and figuratively speaking, all the time (but may god have mercy on the poor soul who tries to join in because they will destroy them)
Nat shamelessly using Tony’s money, reputation and status when she’s off-mission and trying to get out of uncomfortable situations, piss off entitled business men or just wants to get ahead in the Starbucks line because she’s ‘best friends with Iron Man!’
Tony shamelessly threatening the other team mates with Nat’s terrifying knife-abilities to get them to clean up after them, do their chores etc. He does the same with politicians who just won’t back off occasionally
Tony and Nat being Those Friends™ who always back each others’ choice for movies/food/activities/excuses and that’s why they always get their way
Tony being the only person allowed to serve Nat tea and soup and cough syrup when she’s sick--anyone else will face denial and endless pain because Natasha Romanov does not get sick
Nat backing Tony’s suggestions during team meets and in the field even when they sound ridiculous and will probably get everyone killed because like hell is she not gonna be right by his side when he Blows Shit Up
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